I woke up to this man , because when I fall asleep , my iPad does as it pleases . I was in a great mood the rest of the day . He is Barr none brilliant.
for those who know what Adventures in Odessey is, this dude Voiced Ed Washington in the audio books!! I am a HUGE Adventures in Oddessey fan so I recognized his voice INSTANTLY and looked it up to confirm.😆
true story: i lost half my body weight, everyone telling me i was doing so well and then heart attack at 29. i literally stressed my body into a heart attack by losing weight too fast. So just be careful everyone.
That's like Karen Carpenter; trying to fight anorexia, I think she had just gained 30 pounds or more in the couple months before she died. ``Heart attack,'' they said, but I think maybe her organs had been compromised during her long period of anorexia.
@@BygoneZenith Why is someone a weirdo just because they compliment someone ??! I was being nasty I wasn't vulgar Wasn't disrespectful or rude Just simply told her that she is cute . I guess nowadays you can't tell someone they are cute without some loser that scrolls around on TH-cam an instead of minding your own business, you concern yourself w something that doesn't have anything to do with you !! You must not have a life what so ever because there are alot of comments on TH-cam that you have to go through and then comment back to. Now to me , that is a weirdo !! If I walked up to or as I was passing ten women and simply complimented them by telling them they were cute I honestly don't think anyone would have too much of a problem . Maybe one or two but I doubt even that many. They would probably say something like thank you and keep on walking or maybe not say anything at all. BUT If you went up to 10 women and started being nosy into their business the same way you just did me I bet all 10 of them would have a serious problem with it. Probably at least 8 or 9 of them out of the 10 would tell you to mind your own business weirdo and get a life. I can't believe that with all the stuff going on in the world today and especially with young children getting shot and killed in schools and all the other things that you could be wasting your time on maybe volunteering somewhere or complimenting someone in a good way you literally took the time to comment to me to call me a weirdo because I simply called someone cute. Sounds like you really need to review your life or simply just maybe get a life.
I don't know but I asked I love all of the comedians on this app or TH-cam channel. Dry bar comedy I never thought I would enjoy comedy again It's nice being able to sit watch the show that's not littered with profanity and images of things you probably don't want to in your head It takes a lot of creativity to make something that any person of any age can watch
Yeah, could maybe start with one 45 on each side, if you're a big man like he is, but no more. No shame in warming up with a naked bar, either, when you haven't been there in 2 years.
I’m from San Diego, and you’re right, La Jolla is a ritzy part of SD. I always thought I wanted to die peacefully in my heart sleep. But after hearing your story, dying from laughter, sounds like the best way to go! And coming back to life from laughter is a wonderful miracle!
"This is why you need to be in school cause you don't know the difference between can't and ain't 'sposed to" That just about killed me I literally couldn't breathe for a bit
This guy is hilarious yet so many great stories from Michigan to schools and I love the airport one where he said I'm just calling to the airport with the hospital gown on and some socks. I've never heard of this guy but he was well worth watching and I loved the stories about Curves fitness place
MARK, YOU ARE SUCH A GREAT COMEDIAN. SOOO DARNED FUNNY. I GOTTA SHARE THIS DIET THAT HAS PROVEN TO BE INCREDIBLY EFFECTIVE. TAPE UP EACH ELBOW AS TIGHTLY AS YOU SAFELY CAN WHEN KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE DRIVING NEAR FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS. BUT ASK YOUR WIFE TO PLEASE BUY HEALTHY FOODS AND NO JUNK FOOD. IN THE LONG RUN, IT'LL BE GREAT FOR YOU BOTH. P.S. DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S GOING TO DO TO YOUR COMEDY BIG GUY( LOLOL. THIS FROM A FORMER BIG GIRL WHO STILL HAS TO TAPE HER OWN ELBOWS)LOLOLOL. YOU ARE A CLEAN, PURE FUNNY COMEDIAN, MARK. LOVE YOUR ACT.
A lot of these comedians talk about "time out" and the definition of "time out" seems to have changed since I was a kid. When I was a kid, "time out" was standing with your nose in a corner for anywhere from 5-15 minutes, no phone (granted it was like 2006), no Game Boy, no nothing, just you, the corner, and whatever sounds that happened to be in the background in the room you happened to be in
@@spaace993 Oof, that sucks, I think the longest I got was 30 minutes, but even 15 was torture for a little 6 year old, especially when you could hear other people having fun behind you
A few months in a small town in Mississippi tells me that there's a massive difference between that and a small town in Missouri. Pretending they are similar is by far the funniest joke this guy told.
Mark Bro you killing it, I'm so proud of you. Let tell he has been since high school and seems to be getting funnier every year. Keep up the good work of healing the through laughter. Roderick Taylor D High 82
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This special has become like a favorite book. I keep coming back to it as a comfort touchstone.
Mark Christopher ,,You ARE AWESOME ! i WAS SAD WHEN THIS WAS OVER ! i LAUGHED SO MUCH ! Thank you for this share !
Laughed so hard I had a moment of clarity.
Hahahaha! I see what you did there! 🤣😅
Just a spritz haha
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I woke up to this man , because when I fall asleep , my iPad does as it pleases . I was in a great mood the rest of the day . He is Barr none brilliant.
Sir you are so delightfully funny! Thanks for the heart smiles! Thank you TH-cam!
One of my favorite characters on "Chuck." Enjoyable!
I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR AS HELL!!!!!
BIG MIKE!
This is what happens when you wash dishes while listening to Dry Bar. You don't look closely enough.
Same
I had my headphones on, doing chores, listening to comedy clips, and I heard Big Mike and had a flashback to Chuck! 👍😂
Yes! Thank you!
Been seeing this guy for years in movies, on shows & in every other commercial on TV, but never even knew he did stand up til now. Good job my dude!
Dry Bar has good stuff. I forgot about them.
This guy is pleasant, fun & funny! God bless him and his loved ones. "Sweatin' butter" ? So funny!!
Herculydia “BUTTER FOUNTAIN OVER HERE!!” ... LOL!! 😂 😆 😝
Go get grandma it's a butter fountain ova here
Lol! Didn't want this to end.
"Knock Knock, Bubba" killed me 😂
Same here :) Mark is fantastic
@@robertturner2000 dang it,another biden votor.
@Mitch Connor because .my giant brain is oozing knowledge out of my ears. Proof solid
That was when I had a "moment of clarity" .. 😂😂😂
🌬️I know right?!!!
It’s the “Toy Man”!!! Hearing his voice in this video flooded me with some good memories of Adventures in Odyssey and Ed Washington!
That part with Knock knock, Bubba. Loved it! lol
for those who know what Adventures in Odessey is, this dude Voiced Ed Washington in the audio books!! I am a HUGE Adventures in Oddessey fan so I recognized his voice INSTANTLY and looked it up to confirm.😆
I did the exact same thing I love AIO!
Wow refreshing to see I'm not the only one grew up on adventures in odyssey and ranger bill....lol Church kid
I keep coming back to this guy. Never tire of him. Works every time.😄
This guy is hilarious. "My heart started double clutchin "😫 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What an awesome comedian! Wide variety of topics and actually funny! Also likeable. Ten jokes in and you feel like you know him. Thank you!
" you need to be in school you don't know the difference between cant' and shouldn't"
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm dead. And I have hiccups to boot!!!!
Love it
"You still in school, you don't know the difference between Can't and Not Supposed to."
Man I listen to drybar at lunch these comedians are something else.
the whole being down on one knee and sweating butter ect part absolutely killed me. Every single part has been great so far
"Knock, knock, Bubba!" ❤ it!
When I first heard the story, all i could think of was the batman comic "the killing joke" and now I refer to this guy as the joker
Never knew he was a comic..I definitely missed out
That was the best part! The way he delivered it too! 🤣🤣
OMG HAHAHAHAHA
That line is now being delivered covertly in prisons all over the country.
true story: i lost half my body weight, everyone telling me i was doing so well and then heart attack at 29. i literally stressed my body into a heart attack by losing weight too fast. So just be careful everyone.
That's right up and down new vessels then they close back and forth so the heart says make up your mind.
Mann
That's like Karen Carpenter; trying to fight anorexia, I think she had just gained 30 pounds or more in the couple months before she died. ``Heart attack,'' they said, but I think maybe her organs had been compromised during her long period of anorexia.
oof this is just a further reminder that if you are changing your body you gotta take your time with it
Me too
"Big Mike!" 🙌🏼 this guy is hilarious in Chuck and in standup
“My heart started double clutchin” 😂
Yeah, that could happen after just one of those fried monstrosities. Too much sugar in one fast, greasy, liquid hit.
This is one of the funniest comedians i've seen here.
Thanks for the pat down trick!
NICE TOOTH is what did it for me 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I killed a guy with a joke!..."
I'm crying here! YES!!!
Hey Janet
You are crazy cute !!
Just sayin
@@BygoneZenith
Why is someone a weirdo just because they compliment someone ??!
I was being nasty
I wasn't vulgar
Wasn't disrespectful or rude
Just simply told her that she is cute .
I guess nowadays you can't tell someone they are cute without some loser that scrolls around on TH-cam an instead of minding your own business, you concern yourself w something that doesn't have anything to do with you !!
You must not have a life what so ever because there are alot of comments on TH-cam that you have to go through and then comment back to.
Now to me , that is a weirdo !!
If I walked up to or as I was passing ten women and simply complimented them by telling them they were cute I honestly don't think anyone would have too much of a problem . Maybe one or two but I doubt even that many. They would probably say something like thank you and keep on walking or maybe not say anything at all.
BUT
If you went up to 10 women and started being nosy into their business the same way you just did me I bet all 10 of them would have a serious problem with it. Probably at least 8 or 9 of them out of the 10 would tell you to mind your own business weirdo and get a life.
I can't believe that with all the stuff going on in the world today and especially with young children getting shot and killed in schools and all the other things that you could be wasting your time on maybe volunteering somewhere or complimenting someone in a good way you literally took the time to comment to me to call me a weirdo because I simply called someone cute. Sounds like you really need to review your life or simply just maybe get a life.
Best comedian! Laughed all the way home listening!
"Knock knock Bubba. Are we clear!?" Literally LOL-ed!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I haven’t thought about this guy since Chuck. Now I’ve been binging his standups. Great comedian!
I don't know but I asked I love all of the comedians on this app or TH-cam channel.
Dry bar comedy I never thought I would enjoy comedy again
It's nice being able to sit watch the show that's not littered with profanity and images of things you probably don't want to in your head
It takes a lot of creativity to make something that any person of any age can watch
I love this guy! He's so funny! 😂😂
Anybody else from Missouri?
STL
@@musicartlover963 Me too! I don't live in the city, but I live about 30-ish minutes away.
As someone who actually worked out, the moment he said 4 45s on each side I was like "oh....oh noooooo"
Yeah, could maybe start with one 45 on each side, if you're a big man like he is, but no more. No shame in warming up with a naked bar, either, when you haven't been there in 2 years.
He said, "knock knock Bubba" and I started choking on my drink
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This man is killing so many people
Laughed so hard! I had two concussions slipping in the shower, I can relate!
The fact that people comment on the jokes of a 37min video 19min after it is posted is funny on it's own..🙂
They're watching it at 2x speed
@@LordMaliscence Spot on!
@@daxbrook he's talking about people who comment on the jokes/quality of the comedy, he's not doing that
Well to be fair, the jokes DID begin at the start of the video.
Oml it's big mike from Chuck 😂😂😂😂😂 I love this guy 😂😂
Love his stand up and acting. So funny. Keep it up.
I know it's good comedy when I'll rewatch stuff I'd seen before.
Honor to meet you ❤
"Knock knock bubba! We clear?!"😂😂😂
That was hilarious
I’m from San Diego, and you’re right, La Jolla is a ritzy part of SD. I always thought I wanted to die peacefully in my heart sleep. But after hearing your story, dying from laughter, sounds like the best way to go! And coming back to life from laughter is a wonderful miracle!
Funny funny Big Daddy! You are loveable and HILLARIOUS! More power to you.❤😅😅
"Three teeth in the whole town" hahahan LOL
And those were on the mayor's bracelet 😆
But what a way to go Mark (laughing). Thank you for making me laugh.
All is so funny. The last joke i have to show my dad. He's a preacher. He'll love that...
Laughter is good for the soul..😂😁😀
Thank you..
This guy is awesome.
I freaking loved him in CHUCK 🤩 And he’s hilarious in here😂
When I saw the thumbnail, I was like "Is that Big Mike?" I didn't know he's a stand up comedian.
instaBlaster
When I see him all I see is The Buy More. 🤣😅. Loved that show. Rewatching it now on Prime.
Ohh.. I didn't know that thanks
I can’t stop watching and watching it again😂😂😂
I would bet you have seen Chuck too? 😂
According to MDB he is a very busy guy. All that and funny, too. What a gift.
I grew up listening to him as Ed Washington in adventures in odyssey. This is awesome and also really jaring to hear
I accidentally hit this video and went to click off without looking at the name and I stopped and was like "That's Ed Washington"
Lol same 🤣
I still listen to him as Ed Washington
Holy cow! I remember that program!
The old school programs were the best!
Wow. What a blast from the past. Childrens church era
I'm just dying here. 😂😂😂 Thank you!!
I decided to go back and watch chuck... Today i get this in my recomended... I Love Big Mike
Thanks!
"This is why you need to be in school cause you don't know the difference between can't and ain't 'sposed to"
That just about killed me I literally couldn't breathe for a bit
Um, his mom: "baby, dinner won't be ready for another hour, so take this ham.." bloody funny.
That was off the hook Funny! Loved it!
Thanks Drybar, for providing a forum for clean, sanitized comedy. No filthy, verbal garbage to 'spice' the jokes.
TONE DEF from "Fear of a Black Hat"...very funny still. I'm happy to see him still working in the biz.
Totally killed it!
Had a good time, Aloha from Honolulu, Hawaii
This was sooo funny need to find more of his work.... 😂🤣😂
True about MISSOURI.... feels more South when I visit there than Midwest....you gotta love their Buffets
He's good !!! Hilarious, really needed this right now.
He's great. Very funny. Good timing and delivery.
I like this guy! He’s better than a lot of them that I watch on this channel.
Excellent!!!!
Thank you, Mark!
He is hilarious! I need more tissues for my laughing tears ...
I love it! This guy! hilarious! Awesome! clean comedy! Real!
LOL! 😆 I was thinking he was in Chuck but when I googled it I didn’t see it in his IMDb list. .. too funny, I’m glad he clarified that for me.
BRILLIANT SIMPLY BRILLIANT! ManyThanx Good Buddy! Cheers From So Cal🤪🌹🌹🌹👍👍
This was so good! I had no idea he did stand up! Definitely watching for more of his comedy..... Oh and I want to meet his mom! She sounds awesome!
You do NOT look 54, I was thinking late 30s, and you are HILARIOUS
Everyone with prime video watch chuck. Hes on that show and the show is amazing
I wanna die like that. That is just simply the greatest of all gifts.
This dude is amazing!!!!!
He said people ain’t even helping they’re dabbin biscuits on my forehead lol
I remember going through Guinness World Records books as a kid and seeing “the man who can pop his eyes out of his sockets”.. this guy looks like him!
I know who u talking about 😂😂😭I can't unsee it
Victoria Ross like bruh is it him fr?😂
I knew about the woman who can do that, didn't know a guy did it also. lol Go figure.
Omg yes!
You just hit me with a flood of good memories 💚
This guy is hilarious yet so many great stories from Michigan to schools and I love the airport one where he said I'm just calling to the airport with the hospital gown on and some socks. I've never heard of this guy but he was well worth watching and I loved the stories about Curves fitness place
There’s a guy in the audience has a great laugh!
Legitimately one of the funniest comedy specials I've ever seen.
Dry Bar Club oughta have that grandmother clock running. Personally I’d leave the quarterly chime and the hour strike settings set on audible.
MARK, YOU ARE SUCH A GREAT COMEDIAN. SOOO DARNED FUNNY.
I GOTTA SHARE THIS DIET THAT HAS PROVEN TO BE INCREDIBLY EFFECTIVE.
TAPE UP EACH ELBOW AS TIGHTLY AS YOU SAFELY CAN WHEN KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE DRIVING NEAR FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS. BUT ASK YOUR WIFE TO PLEASE BUY HEALTHY FOODS AND NO JUNK FOOD.
IN THE LONG RUN, IT'LL BE GREAT FOR YOU BOTH.
P.S.
DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S GOING TO DO TO YOUR COMEDY BIG GUY( LOLOL. THIS FROM A FORMER BIG GIRL WHO STILL HAS TO TAPE HER OWN ELBOWS)LOLOLOL.
YOU ARE A CLEAN, PURE FUNNY COMEDIAN, MARK.
LOVE YOUR ACT.
He's positive proof that you can be funny with out being vulgar!!!
A lot of these comedians talk about "time out" and the definition of "time out" seems to have changed since I was a kid.
When I was a kid, "time out" was standing with your nose in a corner for anywhere from 5-15 minutes, no phone (granted it was like 2006), no Game Boy, no nothing, just you, the corner, and whatever sounds that happened to be in the background in the room you happened to be in
I got like hours at the corner
@@spaace993 Oof, that sucks, I think the longest I got was 30 minutes, but even 15 was torture for a little 6 year old, especially when you could hear other people having fun behind you
Kp
"time out" for me was a wooden spoon on the backside.
That's how it was for me siting in a corner with nothing to do
I love this guy!
I'm crying right now 😂😂😂 I live in Sedalia
This is the South🤣
Nice 🦷 😆
A few months in a small town in Mississippi tells me that there's a massive difference between that and a small town in Missouri. Pretending they are similar is by far the funniest joke this guy told.
same!
Never heard of Sedalia but welcome
Watching this with my 7mth old in the bed with me, and holding my breath to not wake up her up 😭😭💯🤦🏿♀️hilarious
Finally found another good one on Dry Bar............Mark, K-Von and Chad Thornsberry.
This guy was so dam funny I was cheering
SunlessK1ller n
I gotta tell you there’s a lot of wisdom as well as humor in the knock knock bubba joke. That’s just how God rolls! Love it 😍
There's a butter fountain over here!! LOL Same thing happened to me at the Ohio State Fair...fried Snickers.....OMG.
Mark Bro you killing it, I'm so proud of you.
Let tell he has been since high school and seems to be getting funnier every year. Keep up the good work of healing the through laughter.
Roderick Taylor
D High 82
Fantastic!
Had me laughing hard ! Thank you !
No cursing, I like that
And then he said Knock Knock Bubba and I died because I started choking on my drink😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love your routine my man ✌️❤️🔥🤣💯💖🙏 keep it up brother 🙏
Never heard of this guy before but he is good at standup and this was funny