Steve Hughes - Why Australia doesn't have a space program.

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  • @jsmith1899
    @jsmith1899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This guy is so right about what it is actually like to live in Australia.

  • @habichiblah7534
    @habichiblah7534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Top notch. An ACTUAL comedian. Material, delivery, body language - the lot.

    • @habichiblah7534
      @habichiblah7534 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man - honestly, you're a rare beast these days, as we say in Scotland.

  • @ThaFrozenDevil
    @ThaFrozenDevil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    GET THIS MAN A NETFLIX SPECIAL ASAP!

    • @kev1734
      @kev1734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      >_< fuck netflix I'd rather see him live and support him! Come to wellington steve, or upper hutt it's bogan as fuck

    • @kev1734
      @kev1734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Will.J So he can keep his soul and morals in one piece. I'm not going to hate on him if he does do a netflix thing; it's just after actually listening to the amazing philosophy he's expertly weaved into his comedy I would like to think he wouldn't go to them just for money. But hey. What the fuck do I know right?

    • @Dzeroed
      @Dzeroed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kev1734 Not everyone can afford to go see him- look up Lerwick, Shetland on a map and you'll see what I mean. He ain't coming here and it costs me between £40 (12 hour boat trip) and £120 (one way flight) to get off this fucking island. Nexflix it is.

    • @davidhusband5022
      @davidhusband5022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wtf is netflix?

    • @abb5596
      @abb5596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidhusband5022 blockbuster but online

  • @aarondavidson6409
    @aarondavidson6409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    In my opinion, Steve Hughes is the greatest comedians of our time.
    Especially as an Australian, but the messages are not limited to our island.
    Big ups from down under mate.
    If you ever head back to oz, the beers are on me my friend.
    From a random farmer out the back of nowhere Northern NSW.
    Thank you Steve

  • @Chakirisan
    @Chakirisan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Ever been anywhere else” … “nah” ha ha ha. A lot of America is the same. Great stuff Steve.

  • @badm.d
    @badm.d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    So glad you're doing this Steve. Stoked to see your work again!

  • @pseudonayme7717
    @pseudonayme7717 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'Speed hump' means something a bit different here in Scotland 😁
    Just FYI we call them speed bumps, so as not to confuse them with the pastime of speed humping 😛

  • @GreasyBelcher
    @GreasyBelcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I used to write articles for a punk mag named Unbelievably Bad. Steve was interviewed and I was immediately hooked. I saw him live in Brisbane last year and he was unbelievably great. Always on point. - Keep smashing them Steve.
    Respect - Greasy.

  • @jedics1
    @jedics1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I live in South Australia, nick named the 'the nanny state' or 'the city of churches' and for good reason, it is the most over regulated state in the most over regulated country on earth. It has cops on every other street corner, it would be every corner but they need their speed camera's somewhere. Once I was doing 60 towards a street crossing that went yellow, I sped up a little to beat the light and bang I got done for doing 67 kmph in a 60 zone and running a red light....$700 fine....Who is the criminal in this 'transaction'?

    • @wildflower8425
      @wildflower8425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jedics
      l thought Victoria was the Nanny state of Australia
      you got all them crap fracking wells - we don't !!!

    • @angrytedtalks
      @angrytedtalks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Q: "Who's the criminal?"
      A: People living in a penal colony...
      Seriously, $700 is out of order. Write to the Queen, she has power over the Government. It's what I do.

    • @samuelmmmk181
      @samuelmmmk181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro, you aren't the nanny state. Victoria has been labelled that multiple times. You guys have the serial killer reputation for some stupid reason

    • @perperson199
      @perperson199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You guys are even ahead of most European nanny nations

  • @mellowfellow6816
    @mellowfellow6816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Fellow Australian: can confirm

    • @stevegreenfield1390
      @stevegreenfield1390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's all true

    • @explosivefreak666
      @explosivefreak666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Steve Greenfield : They're trying that shit all over the "civilised" world... I' a Belgian, and Europe is heading the same path down todler avenue. All laws are made for the least intelligent anong us as no worker drone will be lost.! Wé are propperty.!

    • @unstoppableExodia
      @unstoppableExodia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep cunts in charge putting speed bumps on every fucking they can. They're a nuisance for every day driving and even worse for ambulances to drive over in emergency situations

    • @peterhall8572
      @peterhall8572 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amazing you can get anywhere with such pathetic speed limits in such a vast country

  • @BaldHeadedManc
    @BaldHeadedManc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Speed humps on the runway at the airport."💀

  • @peterrathbone179
    @peterrathbone179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Speed bumps All over the UK too !!!......... Crazy.

  • @rf5921
    @rf5921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I must have seen this thumbnail loads of times but always skipped over it as I didn’t recognise him with his hair cut. One of my top 10 favourite comedians. Funny as fuck as always.

  • @xavierpaquin
    @xavierpaquin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The top of Mount Everest must be one of the most haunting places ever to visit.

  • @joanvarley5540
    @joanvarley5540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Steve is EXCELLENT!

  • @Martin.Wilson
    @Martin.Wilson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Australia had a great space program...then they ran out of scaffolding.

  • @brettsnell3369
    @brettsnell3369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The funniest thing of all is that it is true..Legend Steve!

  • @GullySyde28
    @GullySyde28 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Steve Hughs for keeping up the uploads we all need it now more than ever . Cheers and thanks Steve

  • @smokeybirdman
    @smokeybirdman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Australia has a convict mentality, rules for everything!

  • @mikitz
    @mikitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Those who live in the best country in the world are always those who've never been abroad once.
    Just like in war, god is always on *our* side.

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Dave54600 Yeah, at least Edinburgh is pretty cool. To my experience, Scots and Nordic people get along nicely (for somewhat obvious reasons). You really have to experience the thrilling challenge of rolling a cigarette outdoors in Scotland.

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dave54600 I also bought a shit load of snuff the last time I went there and I still have something like half of it left. The cigarette tax is way higher than what it should be, but snuff is pretty damn cheap in comparison for some reason.

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dave54600 Surprisingly many Scots seem to use snuff. When I bought it, I expected it to cost generally as much as cigarettes, but turns out it was only about 10p/g. I hope it stays that way, since there's no way I'll ever get a chance to buy it where I live. It's also a pretty good remedy for flu (or at least a better alternative for cigarettes under such circumstances).

  • @rickyryder999
    @rickyryder999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great stuff, loved the Live at the Apollo set too. Top bloke

  • @RicaRoseHopeful_Voluntarist
    @RicaRoseHopeful_Voluntarist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great stuff 🌸

  • @barrymichlowitz1071
    @barrymichlowitz1071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Australians calling their country the best without going anywhere else reminds me of Americans.

    • @CreatorCade
      @CreatorCade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep it’s something we have in common.

    • @thadtuiol1717
      @thadtuiol1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Vhoss Tell me about it. I live in Japan, you should hear what self-fellating nationalistic stuff they say here.

    • @phillipsmiley5930
      @phillipsmiley5930 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you been to America? apart from the woke dems blue states, it is the best

    • @wesleywarsmith1113
      @wesleywarsmith1113 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There sure is a difference at this point in history.

    • @pseudonayme7717
      @pseudonayme7717 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's actually true of most wealthy countries. English people, Chinese people, the Japanese, Americans. They all have some small percentage of folks who insist their country is the greatest in the world, yet those same people have mostly never been anywhere else.😄

  • @xanderellem3646
    @xanderellem3646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's so bloody true I know as a kid I was constantly bitching about how much I hated australia and wanted to go to america because everything I wanted to do was fucking banned and it pissed me off because most of the shit was seemingly banned not long before I was born.
    At least that's how it seemed at the time.

  • @betterthantelly2993
    @betterthantelly2993 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fresh and brilliant

  • @hairyscary8511
    @hairyscary8511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There is 1 thing I dont get all the B roads use to be 100 when people drove Datsuns & Kingswoods now with modern suspension, brakes & 50 airbags now 80?

    • @Critical_Stinking
      @Critical_Stinking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's cos they know most people will still do 100. All about fines. Plenty of money to bleed out of everyone.

    • @siyaindagulag.
      @siyaindagulag. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plus, it might snap the poxy-resin, shitful fairy fucken motherboard on their overly computerised plastic shitboxes.

  • @mattfranks4335
    @mattfranks4335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can throw myself out of a perfectly good plane but I can't smoke a joint ! I can earn 100 k a year sat a desk doin fuck all but only 15 k a year doing shifts looking after disabled children ! People are well and truly fucked in the skull man and I'm sick of it .

  • @daysandwords
    @daysandwords ปีที่แล้ว

    I went to Mexico a few months ago and at first it was weird to see people riding motorcycles with toddlers on the front of them or whatever, and then it was just bloody refreshing. Need to cross the road? Well look both ways and bloody hurry up. No waiting for the green man.

    • @SteveHughesOfficial
      @SteveHughesOfficial  ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve seen the same in India and Thailand. The West is the most restricted, rule based, false freedom probably in the world.

  • @HareKrishnaPerth
    @HareKrishnaPerth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Australia.... It's only gotten worse.

    • @tgray4609
      @tgray4609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ken oath

    • @axeman2638
      @axeman2638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and nobody does anything

    • @Spark-In-The-Dark
      @Spark-In-The-Dark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heath Piper, nothing should be banned. Everyone should be able to do whatever they want with their body as long as it harms no others. Only children should have substance bans and that should only be by their parents.

    • @Spark-In-The-Dark
      @Spark-In-The-Dark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fkn bakez, the world’s gotten worse. It’s due to agenda 21 and the families behind it that are putting a one world government in place as we speak. They arguably already have it in place.

    • @sfcarp9418
      @sfcarp9418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Spark-In-The-Dark
      Mate , well said !
      👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @martineyer5336
    @martineyer5336 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Steve you are so right and funny. 😄

  • @joseph1845
    @joseph1845 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The speed bumps at the airport joke was very Bill Hicks-esk

  • @MattHammond-ph4dl
    @MattHammond-ph4dl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Saw that roundabout shit in Llanelli in Wales. It truly is a global agenda. Thankfully, we have some enlightened being like Steve to keep our spirits up.

  • @salimosman8188
    @salimosman8188 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    So true about the mountain..🤣🤣🤣 i shouldn't laugh...fuck it 😂😂😂

  • @rcloft86
    @rcloft86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    His brand of comedy isnt welcome on netflix. Refuses to bow down on p.c and calld the great war machine out for what it is.

    • @rebelproductions9086
      @rebelproductions9086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LoL, have ya seen Bill Burr?

    • @rcloft86
      @rcloft86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rebelproductions9086indeed i have, netflix doesnt care about vulgarity. As soon as bill starts talking about half the shit steve does they will drop him in an instant.

    • @rebelproductions9086
      @rebelproductions9086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rcloft86 he talks a lot zbout the same topics, at least mainly springing from the same tree, pc culture.

    • @rcloft86
      @rcloft86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rebelproductions9086 I have seen a lot of content from each, there are some slight similarities in SOME of their material. Burr has sold out, watch how his style is changing to fit in with EVERY other style pushed by netflix.

  • @d.c.monday4153
    @d.c.monday4153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I thought we didn't have a space program because we have enough space already.

  • @Faelge
    @Faelge ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Proven in 2020. I'm from West-Flanders, you know, where lots of Aussie kids gave their lives for our freedom, guess which province of Belgium has the highest vaccine numbers, yep that mustard gassed province. I've calculated that digging will be faster than swimming to Oceania. You Rock, Steve, just like my Hikoki Drillhammer.

  • @jopaco85
    @jopaco85 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I lost it at Astronauts with demerits points.

  • @havico95
    @havico95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Australian ex pat in Japan here, Steve knows the reasons I don't live in 'Straya haha

  • @JET1110
    @JET1110 ปีที่แล้ว

    LEGEND!!!!!!

  • @chukpic
    @chukpic 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice one Steve

  • @bobbing2878
    @bobbing2878 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:28 should be "Welcome to Strailya" 😉.

  • @edmac3651
    @edmac3651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Green Boots is the nickname of an actual corpse stuck on Everest. Steve has done his research.

  • @nibor1224
    @nibor1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why you Guys not upload the whole Show????

  • @Speedy710
    @Speedy710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You're a legend man ;)

  • @paulaction5957
    @paulaction5957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    NSW is a nanny state.
    Lock out laws stop today.....but its to late , I party at home these days.

  • @andrewnichols7474
    @andrewnichols7474 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Underrated comic. Legend.

  • @tomstruct
    @tomstruct 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    we do now but sweet fa happening with it yet

  • @instinct922
    @instinct922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Too bad those speed humps don't do well against the fires of hell...

    • @instinct922
      @instinct922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Rhett Broadby You better eat all those deep fried koalas bruh

  • @outofahat9363
    @outofahat9363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man this guy is funny af 🤣

  • @GrymOfficial
    @GrymOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The person that disliked the video must really fuckin love speed humps!

  • @gerardmcnally
    @gerardmcnally ปีที่แล้ว

    Hughesie, legend.

  • @nyxbellatrix011
    @nyxbellatrix011 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best comedian living. Amongst the greatest with Carlin And Hicks.

    • @SteveHughesOfficial
      @SteveHughesOfficial  ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you very much for such a grand compliment. Glad you like the comedy. Cheers

    • @nyxbellatrix011
      @nyxbellatrix011 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SteveHughesOfficial it’s not a compliment, it’s the truth! Take care of yourself please, we sorely need truth tellers, even more so if they can make us laugh while opening our eyes. I wish you much happiness!

  • @fabzlab1980
    @fabzlab1980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No traffic lights in roundabouts !

  • @nickacelvn
    @nickacelvn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    104kph in NZ.

  • @irishelk3
    @irishelk3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was very funny...He gets better all the time, come back to Ireland Steve.

  • @danielhooke6115
    @danielhooke6115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    **cough** You need a _permit_ to climb Mt Everest... **sidles away**

    • @GrantE90
      @GrantE90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True, but the permit is essentially just "money".

  • @reginaldcrapo132
    @reginaldcrapo132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Good concept and good outfit, you have the haircut, now; you can wear the suit. It looks better, anyway.

  • @Dzeroed
    @Dzeroed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Speed humps on a mountain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mr-iz8cx
    @mr-iz8cx ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely true

  • @jkillalea5226
    @jkillalea5226 ปีที่แล้ว

    So many speed humps the roads go back to normal 😂😂😂

  • @LachlanMoss
    @LachlanMoss 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    So fucking true. Although I do I like drifting around roundabouts ;)

  • @jasonland455
    @jasonland455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he says speed humps he means dead kangaroos

  • @theymusthatetesla3186
    @theymusthatetesla3186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Australia.....we in the West, are VERY disappointed with what you have allowed to happen to you :(

    • @Spark-In-The-Dark
      @Spark-In-The-Dark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      theymusthatetesla, we should be just as disappointed as what’s happening to us. It’s agenda 21. If you aren’t familiar with it, please look into it. Thanks

    • @impalaSS65
      @impalaSS65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Spark-In-The-Dark 100% correct. Agenda 21 is now refined into Agenda 2030. it's even more concrete. Kill the west in order to "develop" those that can't invent a wheel, even with a drawing put in front of them.
      Socialism - the slow way of killing EVERYONE by perpetual "redistribution of wealth".

    • @Spark-In-The-Dark
      @Spark-In-The-Dark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      impalaSS65, yup

    • @MrAnperm
      @MrAnperm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@impalaSS65 The redistribution of wealth has been happening, especially since Reagan. More wealth than ever is in the hands of the elites. The gap is wider than ever and the elite classes are still trying to strip us of our hard fought pay and conditions.

    • @impalaSS65
      @impalaSS65 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrAnperm Reagan was known for reducing taxes - he let people keep their earnings. The exact opposite of redistribution of wealth.
      That's not necessarily the solution to every problem, just pointing out why I disagree with your definition of redistribution of wealth.

  • @davefieldhouse5119
    @davefieldhouse5119 ปีที่แล้ว

    In New Zealand health and safety have seen fit to put two people on sets of traffic lights and half the time the Feckin lights are faulty 😂😂😂😂

  • @beaubear6516
    @beaubear6516 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Netflix special asap......

  • @Intermentor
    @Intermentor 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Also sound like Norway hehe

  • @truthcrackers
    @truthcrackers 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    YEAH BABY!

  • @mix011bgd
    @mix011bgd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Soooo true💯😂😂😂

  • @edwargo
    @edwargo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    An interesting experiment would be to see what would happen in 1 year with no speed limits but far more serious penalties for causing injury to others.
    I'd like to compare the statistics. Would we be ready to assume this kind of responsibility?
    I put it to you that the road death statistics for this theoretical year would fall within the margin of error.

    • @leviroch
      @leviroch 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just remove all of them. . . Weed out those with slow relfexes and an inability to drive anything but commodores

  • @mikeksp9177
    @mikeksp9177 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am an aerospace person looking for answers im pissed a comedy I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW WHY NO VB LONGNECK IN SPACE I AM LIVID I NEED ANSWERS

  • @Plumduff3303
    @Plumduff3303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Steve Hughes for USA president

  • @craig5943
    @craig5943 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel shaving his hair has lost him his recognition of years on the grind for those who don't quite remember him...

  • @davidjensen2411
    @davidjensen2411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    #NannyStatePoliceState

  • @jayc1676
    @jayc1676 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny as fuck again ... thanks Steve.

  • @Farlig69
    @Farlig69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sounds like Scandalnavia.........

    • @FuckGoogle2
      @FuckGoogle2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pussification, it's a pandemic.

  • @pablorages1241
    @pablorages1241 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ... and the amount of paperwork and red tape you have to go through to climb Everest makes it impossible for most people

  • @calculateddrivel5043
    @calculateddrivel5043 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    speed bumps on a runway!! haha

  • @shanewatts-xr9ip
    @shanewatts-xr9ip ปีที่แล้ว

    ask the local indiginous elders , because we go walkabout thru dimentions not flyn off in a beantin ...magic xxxxxx flatearthers portals and tryppn walks .

  • @sankadill
    @sankadill 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Factually incorrect mate. In Amsterdam, it’s illegal to sell psilocybin mushrooms 🍄 since 2008

    • @vriddle79
      @vriddle79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      only the fruiting body. Psy-truffles are available OTC.

    • @pigknickers2975
      @pigknickers2975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had magic mushrooms there last week - bought in a shop - amazing quality. What were they then? Different type? And as said below truffles are available but they must be the under earth bit or something.

    • @Spark-In-The-Dark
      @Spark-In-The-Dark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sanka Perera, agenda 21 is making its way everywhere.

    • @MrMigido
      @MrMigido 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Spark-In-The-Dark The UN are planning to make "own" mean "borrow" .
      15 mins👍👍👍 th-cam.com/video/rTE-3Fl7wgg/w-d-xo.html.

  • @FronbondiSkegs
    @FronbondiSkegs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    how true, still hilarious though

  • @radijana7679
    @radijana7679 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ...it was the best .... once

  • @1lorko
    @1lorko 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tried to buy a machete in Bunnings the other day... BANNED!

    • @dcarbs2979
      @dcarbs2979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's not a knife!

  • @davidhester6648
    @davidhester6648 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    But we do have a space program now I thought. lol

  • @dcptiv
    @dcptiv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Novice climbers can no longer climb Everest. They got sick of people dying.

  • @chooseyourdestiny75
    @chooseyourdestiny75 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's horrible that this is all true

  • @terryweston1980
    @terryweston1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm crying haha.

  • @pablorages1241
    @pablorages1241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Born and raised in the UK ... emigrated to Australia ... I've visited America, Canada, a dozen European countries, Africa, Japan, China, Malaysia, Indonesia and others ... Australia IS the best country in the world ...and if Steve lives in the UK he must be blind... it is the WORST nanny state western country , people are being arrested and convicted for naughty words on the internet ... I'm so glad i don't live there any more ... though now they are leaving the EU perhaps it will improve

  • @boptah7489
    @boptah7489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No country has got a Space program. It is impossible for a rocket to provide thrust in the vacuum of space.

  • @Sir-Dobeth
    @Sir-Dobeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Stopped to double check, Australia really does have speed bumps at roundabouts, the fuck man... that's a bit of an overreaction heh

  • @shippybs
    @shippybs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone on the northern hemisphere knows the real reason is because Australia is upside down, therefore any space launch would end with the rocket slamming into the bottom of Earth. *blink blink stare*

  • @smith077906
    @smith077906 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Let's create a virus now
    We ve done all the speed humps

  • @fijibatiislander7219
    @fijibatiislander7219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don’t obey them anyway.. im always doing the opposite to the herd. Drive straight over roundabouts , double park, park in disabled parks, always speeding, never give way ... toooo many rules so feels good to break a few.. my ancestors were convicts so its in my blood to break the law I can’t help it..

    • @edzejandehaan9265
      @edzejandehaan9265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Parking in a disabled spot, aren't you the rebel...🤣

    • @KevKavanagh
      @KevKavanagh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was with you till the convicts reference, at which point astute and clever became massive lame-arse fail.

    • @Spark-In-The-Dark
      @Spark-In-The-Dark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FIJI BATI ISLANDER, but it’s not “law”, it’s corporate legal statutes...

    • @fijibatiislander7219
      @fijibatiislander7219 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kev Kavanagh onya big Kev 👊

    • @fijibatiislander7219
      @fijibatiislander7219 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Edze Jan de Haan yea not good I know but hey if you can say you haven’t or even thought about it.. then your a good moral citizen 👍

  • @FluffyMcFluffavicMeowskiOFluff
    @FluffyMcFluffavicMeowskiOFluff 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @aartman01
    @aartman01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Straya... facken Authoritarian Police State.

  • @dogslobbergardens6606
    @dogslobbergardens6606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The more I learn about Australia, the more I realize it's just America with a cooler accent.
    And no space program, that's a bonus.

  • @cornybeef
    @cornybeef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    STEVEN stop being so cynical

  • @xyaeiounn
    @xyaeiounn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy isn't funny.

    • @Spark-In-The-Dark
      @Spark-In-The-Dark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xyaeiounn, only if you don’t have the brain capacity to comprehend what he’s talking about. It’s actually very simple but the deliberate dumbing down of humanity has been very effective.

    • @firehorse5206
      @firehorse5206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im picking you're humour frequency is more Michael Mcintyre , happy skippy comedy for kids , stick to that & the rest of us discerning adults can have this.

    • @xyaeiounn
      @xyaeiounn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Spark-In-The-Dark Would you say that i'm flawed for disagreeing with you on that one, or that i'm disagreeing with you because i am flawed?

    • @xyaeiounn
      @xyaeiounn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@firehorse5206 Does it bother you that i have discerned, but not agreed?

    • @xyaeiounn
      @xyaeiounn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jesus H Christ That's okay! Maybe if i snark and gripe about some things with a schoolboy level worldview i can convince some schmucks that i am! Pretty sure a bit of swearing in there will really make me look smart and tough as well! Just to make sure, i'll make it all align with that middle-tier set of anti-PC opinions that are SO popular but pretend to be fringe and rebellious, yeah, sounds like an utterly beige plan.
      Only problem is: Steve's been doing that for decades and hardly anyone has heard of him.