Dammit Taylor.

Gilmore Girls
Season 02 | Episode 03
"Red Light on the Wedding Night"
TAYLOR: Everybody, let me segue into the informational portion of our gathering. If I can turn your attention to the pole here, you will see a yellow button with an instructional panel right above it.
MISS PATTY: Oh my God. That's the biggest yellow button I've ever seen.
TAYLOR: Now if you'll read the panel above the button, you'll learn how the system works.
MISS PATTY: 'To cross street, push yellow button, wait for walk signal. When signal reads walk, step into street and proceed to the other side.'
LUKE: It's written for morons.
BABETTE: In big stupid letters too!
MOREY: I hate being infantalized.
TAYLOR: Does no one here care about this fate of near accidents we have suffered over the past year?
LUKE: Near accidents. Meaning they didn't happen.
TAYLOR: Just because they didn't happen doesn't mean that we shouldn't ward against them.
LUKE: There's lots of things that don't happen that we don't ward against.
TAYLOR: Like?
LUKE: Like everything.
TAYLOR: So that everything doesn't happen here, meaning nothing happens?
LUKE: No, it's not nothing happens. Stuff happens. It's that itit's not everything that'sit'sDammit Taylor!
*I don't own the video copyright. I'm just a fan of Gilmore Girls.

[@brisw28]

Every time he says Dammit Taylor I completely loose it. So awesome.

[@cdawg9895]

That gets me too, so funny

[@Darkmystify1]

the ways he looks at her in the end is like: But i would have no problem if you evolved with me!!!aaw luke

[@NiVi192]

"...I hope you're talking about a stripper!"
- Whatever! 😂😂

[@hollywoodwerewolf]

Crotchety Guy changed his mind when Lorelai proposed.

[@sethmoss8671]

How to say you're jealous without actually saying it

[@gabriellalapolito]

LOL at 0.05!!!

[@cdawg9895]

That has me rolling, that was funny

[@cattuslavandula]

I'd always wondered what happened to Gloria after her divorce from the Meathead. Nice to see her turn up in Stars Hollow with a new guy.