@@ronaldcatullusI think he would have floated past all the cancel culture like a Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Ballon lol. He would never have apologized.
The magic of this epic show was the absolute synchronization between Jimmy & Ant…..the Independence Day rant was mirrored perfectly….and when the legend Patrice said “ I will see you guys later”(sorry I teared up just now) ….and Jimmy & Ant shouted “NO!” on the exact millisecond with the exact exclamation was pure honesty and heartfelt ……they should never fear death…. Because death doesn’t exist…….and when those two pass, God I hope it’s after me, they will have Patrice waiting for them on the other side! ………..” hey! Isn’t this better ! “…………. We are ONE
Especially when he'd riff with Jim or Ant about old & obscure movies and TV shows. Or always had a much funnier take on something by sitting back and thinking about it.
I’m just sorry that Patrice died before the Will Smith meltdown. Boy would he have some insight on that 😅 Will is the poster boy for a sold out celebrity who now OWES big and has to just sit and take it like a bitch
@@jimmyrustler8983 stripper gets knocked up then gets respectable job when the kids gets older. Sounds about right actually. Most nurses are wild dude.
ahhh was away from my computer so I was listening to Patrice on my phone. Sat back down and just hit resume on the Patrice vid I was listening to here lol
I had a Torch for awhile and it was a cool phone bc it had a touch screen and a physical keyboard...but my screen kept messing up and it would've been insanely expensive to have gotten it fixed so I ended up downgrading to basically a burner phone lol It was kinda fun to have a shitty little burner while everyone else complained about their new phone's battery or their cracked screen.
Man, those were the best phones. Touchscreen + keyboard. That Dell Venue Pro would've been the best phone ever if it ran on anything other than Windows Phone 7OS.
Wow. 36 minute mark, they start going on a rant about a specific topic (tech support phone expecting you to tear out everything to check a serial number), and at 36:36 Opie blurts out a total non-sequitur that brings everything to a crashing halt. It's practically Chip Chipperson level of halting mood ruiner.
@@mikehink4062 There's a tree on my house! As much shit that they gave Scott for that line, it was at least about the story they were discussing. But same interjerkting situation.
@@kylemcgill2966 He actually named a few guys that he would like to see in politics. He named Carlin, Chapelle, and a few other names along with Trump. It's killing me that I forget where I heard him say this.
Am I the only one who doesn’t notice half the shit about Opie that drives people nuts? I’ve listened to tons of these videos for the past couple months and he’s not nearly as funny as Anthony but I feel he fits in fine with the group.
Most of the time its the " HOLD ON HOLD ON " that pisses me off and his rants against howard amd other radio show that he calls hacks, usisng that as an excuse to imitate their whatever skit other radio do, supposedly to show how bad it is when he is infact just burning through airtime. But cut you gotta cut the guys some slack. Being entertaining 4 hours a day 5 days a week, requires some god given talent
44 minutes in Patrice says, “All this Libyaness, Egyptianess; its coming here, they gonna get us, they gonna fucking get us!”, fucking brother was a prophet!
2 and a Half Men with Charlie is the goat sitcom. He looked and sounded like shit that last season tho. Agree with Jimmy in this one. Damn shame that show ended
@Vino Mr. Smith is a conspiracy nut. Don't engage with him. It's all Deep State this, Illuminati that, Elders of Zion the other and so on and so on from there. A "gatekeeper" is someone who acts publicly to suppress, they claim, knowledge of these conspiracies. Thing is, literally *everything* is a conspiracy of some kind to these people no matter how trivial. Someone used the last of the T.P.? CONSPIRACY!! The Deep State stole it for Hillary TO WIPE HER HIENEY!!!!
I loved Patrice but sometimes he could be so wrong that what he's saying is actually the exact opposite of what I believe. I want to basically be the exact opposite of Charlie Sheen and maybe if Patrice had worried more about his own problems AKA diabetes he would still be alive even though Charlie Sheen is still alive with AIDS that he finally came out and admitted he had and that's why he was going so crazy at that time. A guy with AIDS is literally living longer than Patrice
Once you listen to enough of Patrice you realize why even his best friends like Kevin Hart turned their back on him... Himself of anything if he has a long enough time to talk...and talk. And talk. And talk.
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InstaBlaster.
Why does Jim lie so much?
How ahead of his time was Patrice? My God he would have been HUGE right now. Damn!
You ain’t fucking kidding man! I miss this man so much. I listen to old Opie and Anthony in 2006 with Patrice. It’s all comedy gold
You know they'd do all they could to shut his ass down if he were still going today lol
This man called the jews The Cartel lol!
He was funny in this one but ahead of his time is a bit much
@@ronaldcatullusI think he would have floated past all the cancel culture like a Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Ballon lol. He would never have apologized.
The magic of this epic show was the absolute synchronization between Jimmy & Ant…..the Independence Day rant was mirrored perfectly….and when the legend Patrice said “ I will see you guys later”(sorry I teared up just now) ….and Jimmy & Ant shouted “NO!” on the exact millisecond with the exact exclamation was pure honesty and heartfelt ……they should never fear death…. Because death doesn’t exist…….and when those two pass, God I hope it’s after me, they will have Patrice waiting for them on the other side! ………..” hey! Isn’t this better ! “…………. We are ONE
Patrice was very knowledgeable on pop culture. This is why he was such a great observational comedian.
Especially when he'd riff with Jim or Ant about old & obscure movies and TV shows. Or always had a much funnier take on something by sitting back and thinking about it.
You're very knowledgeable on Patrice O'Neal. That's why you are such a great listener :)
And white culture. Hearing him know about all of our shit was awesome
@@jimmyrustler8983 i especially love his knowledge of bad funny movies, kasey fucking raybak? lmao if you know you know
@@erickdraws9563 "I'M CASTOR TROOOYYYY!"
It all went down for Sheen when he went on Letterman and said the WTC 7 collapse seemed a little suspect. That was it for him.
"black people love ringtones" 😂
Yup, like small children they're drawn to simple beats.
@The Nfl is NOTHING without Tom Brady! !!! our “simple beats” birthed rock n roll
@@tre5713 And our complex beats took it to levels you could never reach.
@@CntrlShift52 y’all had a good run and eventually killed it. Rock is dead, hip hop runs the world.
@@tre5713 You mean that thing that primarily consists of simple beats and rhymes?
I’m just sorry that Patrice died before the Will Smith meltdown. Boy would he have some insight on that 😅 Will is the poster boy for a sold out celebrity who now OWES big and has to just sit and take it like a bitch
Patrice called it, Vivica became a nurse in the independence day sequel
grade "A" stripper to nurse, bec that happens in real life. Not. Only in HOllywood
@@AdamThoba2 I know, right?
Going from having dudes throwing dollar bills at you, to long hours and shitty pay.
@@jimmyrustler8983 stripper gets knocked up then gets respectable job when the kids gets older. Sounds about right actually. Most nurses are wild dude.
@@russlasky6162 I used to work in a hospital, I know exactly what you mean. Especially the ugly ones....
@@AdamThoba2it does happen, there are tons of nurses with an onlyfans
Heebie Kikeberger is the greatest line
There’s nothing better in life than Patrice when he laughs like he does at 50:30. It’s my favorite thing of all time.
man I love patrice. always calms me down to listen to this guy
47:38 Patrice talking about will smith smacking someone in a movie , reminds me of will smith and Chris rock today
4 dudes sitting around talking about real things and are hilarious. So rare nowadays
Gregg incessantly bringing up Patrice's Chinese restaurant bit EVERY SINGLE TIME he's in the studio is fucking enraging.
DO THE BIT, I LOVE THAT BIT, THE BIT ABOUT THE ASAIN, THE ASIAN BIT...
BIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
So what
"Arr we shhquare??!!!"....
Steve Buscemi in Fargo....anthony doing that kills me.
ahhh was away from my computer so I was listening to Patrice on my phone. Sat back down and just hit resume on the Patrice vid I was listening to here lol
The clip they talk about with the 1950s “spaceship” is on a bass and drum cd from the 90s AK1200 lock and roll
Jimmy is ON FIRE HERE! Holy Shit! Sports Jimmy is hilarious!
may as well be a NOPIE EDITION
'Sports Jimmy' might be his best character. It's a one note character but hilarious bit.
Regular joe i cant get enough of lol, relatively obscure but living in jersey i meet about 30 regular joes a day
I had a Torch for awhile and it was a cool phone bc it had a touch screen and a physical keyboard...but my screen kept messing up and it would've been insanely expensive to have gotten it fixed so I ended up downgrading to basically a burner phone lol It was kinda fun to have a shitty little burner while everyone else complained about their new phone's battery or their cracked screen.
Man, those were the best phones. Touchscreen + keyboard. That Dell Venue Pro would've been the best phone ever if it ran on anything other than Windows Phone 7OS.
“What’s with this areeeaaaa 51, we coulda argued it down to areaaaa 50” hahaha
Wow. 36 minute mark, they start going on a rant about a specific topic (tech support phone expecting you to tear out everything to check a serial number), and at 36:36 Opie blurts out a total non-sequitur that brings everything to a crashing halt. It's practically Chip Chipperson level of halting mood ruiner.
lol
Lmao holy shit that was psychotic
I went to comment on this specifically and saw yours before I started being a repetitive Betty
@@mikehink4062 There's a tree on my house!
As much shit that they gave Scott for that line, it was at least about the story they were discussing. But same interjerkting situation.
Download these episodes. They're starting to remove patrice videos from youtube.
Just like they removed him from the world. 🎯
Part of me feels like Patrice would deep down like trumps presidency
I agree. Seems like comedians secretly like him.
@@kylemcgill2966 He actually named a few guys that he would like to see in politics. He named Carlin, Chapelle, and a few other names along with Trump. It's killing me that I forget where I heard him say this.
All comics did. endless material.
@@kylemcgill2966 i can see him calling Trump the "Great White Hope" like Jesse Lee Peterson
@@malikjohnston3883 Patrice would call Trump the N word. Like he did everyone else lol
1:00:06 that Italian accent is hilarious!!!!!!
1:20:00 SPORTS JIMMY!!!
This one of the best episodes I’ve ever heard 😂😂😂 Sports Jimmy is better than Stephen A.
Are you a black guy?
@@shammy8703 Let's hope not... For everybody's sake.
Patrice looks like Barrington Levy's chubby stand in.
Am I the only one who doesn’t notice half the shit about Opie that drives people nuts? I’ve listened to tons of these videos for the past couple months and he’s not nearly as funny as Anthony but I feel he fits in fine with the group.
It’s just the internet hive-mind.
Most of the time its the " HOLD ON HOLD ON " that pisses me off and his rants against howard amd other radio show that he calls hacks, usisng that as an excuse to imitate their whatever skit other radio do, supposedly to show how bad it is when he is infact just burning through airtime.
But cut you gotta cut the guys some slack. Being entertaining 4 hours a day 5 days a week, requires some god given talent
44 minutes in Patrice says, “All this Libyaness, Egyptianess; its coming here, they gonna get us, they gonna fucking get us!”, fucking brother was a prophet!
My god… I’ve heard this before but the last minute & a half of this video made me so sad 😞 Patrice saying “I’ll miss you guys…” for fucks sake.
F*** this is good…….we need Patrice today so fu****g badly! RIP! It sucks he is gone! You know he laughing at todays goofy ass clown world! …….
43:40 Ming dynasty villain 🤣 lmao
Damn that android observation so real
2 and a Half Men with Charlie is the goat sitcom. He looked and sounded like shit that last season tho. Agree with Jimmy in this one. Damn shame that show ended
that shows was gay and so are you
Yeahh, damn drugs.
Lol shouts out to the 318 Shreveport, La that’s us
“Untouchable” reference to Patrice’s toes.
1:01:42 I loved independence day until I heard this... 🤣🤣🤣
Some films really don't age well.
1:19:00 best bit
This is before the galaxy old school funny
WTF?! Misery loves company. You can be hilarious without a messed up life.
In independence day, his wife was a stripper cause he was a marine and thats who they usually marry. more normal than some would think.
why didn’t they say SNL for Chuck Lorre’s shows or is that just a given
Anthony rants and rages about minorities getting a break while he gets discounts and favors while he's a millionaire. Well, used to be a millionaire.
HELLO O'NEAL
Talmbout Brendan Schaub I'm your hucklebee b
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It took me 2 hours to shit out a huge mango sized shit that looked like that fantastic 4 character today im bleeding
This helped though
41:22
1:10:35
Patrice is my favorite comedian but it's painful listening to him talk sports especially LeBron he couldn't have been more wrong
Didn't the Heat lose to the Mavs that year?
30:02
Is this why Patrice died?
20:00 patrice on why i can’t stand cell phones these days. Too much going on. Too many apps, too much forced-integration.
He should have just quit because of his health.
Damn Jim was such a shill it's so hard to listen to at this point.
Opie is the WORST
Norton...coward gatekeeper...Patrice knew what was up...and died for it
@Vino Mr. Smith is a conspiracy nut. Don't engage with him. It's all Deep State this, Illuminati that, Elders of Zion the other and so on and so on from there.
A "gatekeeper" is someone who acts publicly to suppress, they claim, knowledge of these conspiracies. Thing is, literally *everything* is a conspiracy of some kind to these people no matter how trivial.
Someone used the last of the T.P.? CONSPIRACY!! The Deep State stole it for Hillary TO WIPE HER HIENEY!!!!
Exactly
@2007 Suzuki Cultus VXR EFi And anyone who even SUGGESTS such a thing should be publicly ridiculed and made to seem insane immediately…
Every time
I'd like the full explanation
These idiots talking tech always makes me laugh
Most of Jimmy's takes have aged very poorly
There’s really was something dangerously wrong with these men 😑
God I can’t stand norton
IKR
He sucked weiners when he was younger
Too bad Nopie and Norton ruined the flow, like always. Two eternal hacks. Painful.
I loved Patrice but sometimes he could be so wrong that what he's saying is actually the exact opposite of what I believe. I want to basically be the exact opposite of Charlie Sheen and maybe if Patrice had worried more about his own problems AKA diabetes he would still be alive even though Charlie Sheen is still alive with AIDS that he finally came out and admitted he had and that's why he was going so crazy at that time. A guy with AIDS is literally living longer than Patrice
Once you listen to enough of Patrice you realize why even his best friends like Kevin Hart turned their back on him... Himself of anything if he has a long enough time to talk...and talk. And talk. And talk.
18:45 oh my god😂 Jim went on a little run there😂😂🤣
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