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  • @botyorick
    @botyorick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10103

    The fact he isn't spamming Quen for 99% of the game makes it obvious this man is not a *professional* gamer

    • @johnm9217
      @johnm9217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      As a quen guy myself you are right 🤣

    • @saitama4128
      @saitama4128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      I myself as a BROFESSIONAL GAMER! only use beyblade attack and roll

    • @alcatraz160
      @alcatraz160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Footwork Aard gang rise up.

    • @Adam-br3ub
      @Adam-br3ub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Wait, you guys were using signs?

    • @slowlifelover9230
      @slowlifelover9230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I see, another man of culture

  • @xyzen9673
    @xyzen9673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3891

    "witchers do it for the coin"
    Oh god hes gonna sell ciri out when he finds her...

    • @Lunk42
      @Lunk42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      Its gonna happen. He'll probably say "it's been a pleasure doing business with you" afterwards.

    • @saki1333
      @saki1333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      A Witcher who doesn't accept coin is scum.
      But a Witcher that sells off his daughter is worse than a scum. - Natsu

    • @GrugGangGrugGang
      @GrugGangGrugGang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @Duck9000 Judging by the name, probably weeb shit.

    • @GuiTheKratos
      @GuiTheKratos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@saki1333 people didn't get the joke, lol

    • @havememesgonetoofar64
      @havememesgonetoofar64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Those gwent cards aren't cheap

  • @Mallerino
    @Mallerino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4180

    Are we not gonna talk about how he as a folder in his N: drive called "igger"?

    • @lolimmune
      @lolimmune 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      Nope, were not.

    • @houston7112
      @houston7112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      so? who cares.

    • @edstars321
      @edstars321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      where?

    • @Trakesh
      @Trakesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +388

      whats the problem with a folder called igger?

    • @W_4R
      @W_4R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@joobie2690 LOL

  • @__-ali-__1889
    @__-ali-__1889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    I’ve been waiting for over a year for a sequel to this video

  • @ubberJakerz
    @ubberJakerz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    5:53 does anyone wanna tell him what "back off" actually meant there?

    • @williamguzman4952
      @williamguzman4952 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Came to the comments just to see if anyone else caught on to that

    • @thomasseillers3905
      @thomasseillers3905 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williamguzman4952 what would happen?

    • @MokraKrastavica
      @MokraKrastavica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thomasseillers3905 you use a witcher sign on the guards to get them out of your way

  • @mattbernacki9282
    @mattbernacki9282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1631

    To be fair, if a guy walked up to me and pressed A constantly, I’d repeat the same thing to annoy him too.

    • @Shubdooba
      @Shubdooba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      e h r m

    • @danieln6613
      @danieln6613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Gods preserve ye, yokel

    • @Metalton95
      @Metalton95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Ready to work”
      Wait.. wrong game!

    • @bryanburgos4685
      @bryanburgos4685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pam paran

    • @zedxcu
      @zedxcu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But what if he does it... with only 0.5x A presses?

  • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
    @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3779

    Witchers: *can beat ten men in combat alone while soaking up wounds like they're nothing*
    Also witchers: *suffer total organ failure after falling six feet*

    • @matejbosela9093
      @matejbosela9093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Yup, and then you rewatch the Witcher 1 intro, when he jumps from 2nd floor of the fucking tower to fight striga :D

    • @cyryl3827
      @cyryl3827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Yeah, the game kinda.. forgot to explain that if you hit jump while in the air, Geralt will land with a roll and not suffer damage.

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@cyryl3827 He literally just shouldn't take damage at that height at all. For fuck's sake dude, I don't even get hurt from that height if I land properly, and I'm not a mutant decked out with superhuman strength, reflexes, and durability.

    • @cyryl3827
      @cyryl3827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong Anyone can die from falling wrong. Pressing space, makes you land properly.
      Also... CDPr did patch the height at which Geralt starts taking fall damage.

    • @Dimitri1459
      @Dimitri1459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      the games been out for 5 years now and people still dont know that if you roll before landing you dont recieve any damage

  • @henrylu5873
    @henrylu5873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3623

    “I died because I didn’t memorize the griffins attack pattern”
    “The second time I died it was because I failed to memorize the griffin’s attack pattern”
    I’m sensing a pattern here

    • @danieln6613
      @danieln6613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Sensing a pattern is half the battle
      Now it's time to memorize it

    • @aorywastaken
      @aorywastaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      he didnt

    • @BikersandBags
      @BikersandBags 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's as if you watched the video.

    • @basedgod6016
      @basedgod6016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haha wow I'm really glad you pointed that out, he should have made a joke about that!

    • @יוגבמיצנגנדלר
      @יוגבמיצנגנדלר 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @RA k

  • @polskacesarza5107
    @polskacesarza5107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    little did he know that the "sweet old lady" calls you out for slaughtering them all in front of everyone. long term consequences

    • @myrongaines6022
      @myrongaines6022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Got real pissed at that part, ungrateful lady yells at me in a crowded tavern because I defended myself after being attacked. It's not like me and my buddy were attacked because my buddy stopped her from getting her head smashed in. The nerve of some people.

    • @shekelboob
      @shekelboob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yea but nobody cares in the end lol

    • @Arkansym
      @Arkansym 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes. Consequences that amount to nothing other than a single mention that leads to nothing other than 5 seconds of dialogue. Consequences to a choice you didn't make.

    • @nin_tendo6458
      @nin_tendo6458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Arkansym I was so effected by that one line of dialogue that I made a 4 hour video essay about how Witcher 3 has the most meaningful choices in the history of video games. Don't be a hater.

    • @Arkansym
      @Arkansym 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nin_tendo6458
      Sincerely,
      Learn the definition of a hater.

  • @en4431
    @en4431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I played my first playthrough on deathmarch and I can say with confidence: alchemy and combat skills are the way to go

    • @darkdeath5550
      @darkdeath5550 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah, a fellow man of culture.

  • @helligevaar
    @helligevaar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2177

    Sseth and UberDanger (and Mandalore) uploads at roughly the same time. Proof they are all the same person

    • @polarnaut4060
      @polarnaut4060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I was so confused because i was just watching Sseth's video

    • @RauschenPauli
      @RauschenPauli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      mandalor did too! ITS TRUE WE KNEW IT. they are one person. all 3 of them

    • @luapdd1
      @luapdd1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      mandy uploaded too

    • @DP-fq7iy
      @DP-fq7iy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I actually spit my tea out when I saw it.

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Danny and Drew also uploaded at the same time today...

  • @mikeoakeshart3823
    @mikeoakeshart3823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3077

    Fake! Sseth wouldn't sell his soul to *Raid: Shadow Legends™*
    He got *Merchant Guild™* to back him up.

    • @gams8024
      @gams8024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mike Oakes Hart ok

    • @enternalking8527
      @enternalking8527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Uber's fans are still comprised of league babies.

    • @nachfullbarertrank5230
      @nachfullbarertrank5230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Sseth doesn't get sponsored, Sseth sponsors.

    • @pegasus_2137
      @pegasus_2137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@nachfullbarertrank5230 He sponsors hentai. Good riddance.

    • @Mestari1Gaming
      @Mestari1Gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@pegasus_2137 Good$tuff!

  • @matdemo13
    @matdemo13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4792

    From watching 10 minutes its safe to say he 100% is gonna get the bad ending

    • @Flopfist
      @Flopfist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      I watched about 1 minute of the vid before I realized he had no idea what he was doing and stopped watching

    • @tonyravioli1982
      @tonyravioli1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Which of like 36.

    • @hydreigon2709
      @hydreigon2709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i got that ending too :(

    • @mrbesser177
      @mrbesser177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I watched for 10 minutes and realized there’s no fucking way he’s gonna finish the game

    • @mrbesser177
      @mrbesser177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      NoNoNoNii I got the best ending on my first play through not trying to flex just saying it’s not impossible

  • @mrbarefootbogan6254
    @mrbarefootbogan6254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Hard game, on hard difficulty... Is Hard? I see the floor, is made of floor around here.

    • @nejcl3152
      @nejcl3152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      it also takes a brain to see a joke, must be hard being so stupid

    • @TheNomad2727
      @TheNomad2727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@nejcl3152 take it easy tiger!

    • @thespacedisland5746
      @thespacedisland5746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Game is badddd

    • @mrbarefootbogan6254
      @mrbarefootbogan6254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@nejcl3152 Holy fuck, the Irony!

    • @KYLgonk
      @KYLgonk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not really that hard. Also, when it comes to his complaints about the werewolf, you can try fighting him when your damage is higher, if you're so bad at it, or when you have silver bombs or something. He chose to believe some random forum post about it being only possible with oils.

  • @sebastjansslavitis3898
    @sebastjansslavitis3898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    "I wanted to play on Death March knowing nothing about the game, but I can't beat werewolf, what a stupid design"

    • @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019
      @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Really the only criticism of the game that I disagree with, because he gets everything about the werewolf wrong.
      First off, if it's too difficult, you cant complain. You chose Death March, the hardest difficulty in the game. Bosses, particularly werewolves are harder than most enemies. "Using a book in the world" That's called the bestiary, and its not found in the world. Its a book that the game gives you in the MAIN MENU. It tells you everything you need to know about a enemy. He said that he was able to use to oil to beat him, but then he got harder and started regenerating. This is when your supposed to use the moon dust bomb to cancel his regen. Which the game tells you in the bestiary. Even if you still have a hard time with the oil and bomb, you can use the right potion to help you out. This is the point of the game. A witcher is supposed to plan ahead of fights by making oils, bombs, and potions to beat enemies. Beat monsters, get crowns, get better gear, repeat. Only late game where you make a OP build can you blast through tough enemies without trying. I realized this later on where I was defending the baron from the ghosts, that I needed to use more than just the signs. I did the mission "lady in the well" which taught me about the mechanics but I didn't think they would be necessary.
      Everything else before this I agreed on, but he got this part wrong.

    • @Kioget
      @Kioget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      You understand this channel is not a serious game review channel right? After he did not mention the obvious fact, that ciri applied oil to her weapon which made the werewolf king an easy fight, one would notice he didnt do that JUST TO MAKE A JOKE, a rather forced joke but that is not important.

    • @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019
      @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Kioget That doesn't make any sense at all. You can watch his criticism of the side quest and its clearly genuine. He has none of the mannerisms that would imply that it's a joke. He even says that the quest was terrible to recommend for people who are level 4. That's all I'll say about it.

    • @Kioget
      @Kioget 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 As i said, not a good joke, very forced. He does that not only to witcher 3. Which i dont mind because if you take this man seriously youre already doing something wrong. He mixes comedy, made up stories and a tad bit of his own opinion in every video, thats his style, if he critiques something it doesnt always mean hes serious.

    • @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019
      @itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Kioget I know he's using comedy but he's definitely frustrated with the quest. He genuinely doesn't like it. He genuinely doesn't know that he needs the right gear. He uses examples of him trying to beat it.
      Watch 17:40
      "Recommending this quest to level 4 players is downright criminal" obviously the criminal part is a joke/exaggeration, but its used to get his point across how he doesn't like it. The entire time he goes over the fight, he doesn't say anything positive. For someone who doesn't know how the game mechanics work (like he said in the beginning of the video,) these would be genuine criticisms of the game. If he knew about the ways to beat the boss fight, he would've mentioned them and the critique of the quest would've been positive and more accurate. Either the entire bit was mainly a joke and he lied about how to beat the boss for comedy, or he genuinely doesn't know about the proper way to beat the boss. I bet on the ladder.

  • @erenucar1486
    @erenucar1486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4264

    I can already see that he's gonna get the worst ending

    • @iqoot8325
      @iqoot8325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      banada öyle geldi

    • @AlesaGillespie
      @AlesaGillespie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not his fault tho.

    • @BudMasta
      @BudMasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's the bad ending

    • @plotius
      @plotius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@BudMasta SPOILER ALERT
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      if u dont make ciri believe that she can do things on her own by letting her stand up for herself instead of babying her in some of the dialogue options she doesnt have the courage to stop the white frost at the end of the game and instead dies trying to stop it.
      It's been a while since I've played so I might be wrong in some areas but that's the gist of it

    • @artonio5887
      @artonio5887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@AlesaGillespie who's fault then?

  • @RedFenceAnime
    @RedFenceAnime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2102

    2:22 Ah yes the hardest difficulty:
    B A C K

    • @Sora4730
      @Sora4730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      it's so hard you don' even get to play the game

    • @miasolum5612
      @miasolum5612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You know what new game plus is?

    • @goodguyhenri2090
      @goodguyhenri2090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      VatroxPlays it doesn‘t make the game harder xD

    • @miasolum5612
      @miasolum5612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@goodguyhenri2090 It does but okay.

    • @arkron7093
      @arkron7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@miasolum5612 It doesn't count as a "hardest difficulty" new game + is a new game +, you get level and things you got from previous playthrough and the only thing what game do is upscale quest and enemies to you

  • @GMSiNick
    @GMSiNick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1773

    "Only 3 swallow potions", yeeeeeeah about that...

    • @oscarlee1693
      @oscarlee1693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      Nicholas Siderakis she gets to die because he doesn’t know meditating refills 😂

    • @sinsoftheswamp8346
      @sinsoftheswamp8346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Casuals smh

    • @miasolum5612
      @miasolum5612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@oscarlee1693 only if you have alcohol

    • @elinpersson215
      @elinpersson215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@miasolum5612 ooh you should always have some

    • @lunararmy1624
      @lunararmy1624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@oscarlee1693 to be fair if you give it to her she kinda turns into a vegetable

  • @sebastorian4520
    @sebastorian4520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    This dude would probably never get that far, but if he complaints how some things are difficult even though he chose it, I'd like to see this man try to face dettlaff

    • @Top_5_Mizo
      @Top_5_Mizo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Frog prince

    • @zomboss8333
      @zomboss8333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crazy Gamers frog Prince was easy

    • @beckettgray9515
      @beckettgray9515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yeah I’m a gamer I like to game, ever heard of the Witcher 3 kind of an indie gem, it like the dark souls of fantasy rpgs

    • @labmem004
      @labmem004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He just does the spread ard in the Olgierd fight and gets ganked

    • @typhoon4994
      @typhoon4994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@beckettgray9515 underrated gem, geraldo witcherino 3!!!!

  • @bsherman8236
    @bsherman8236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    My first impression playing this game was
    "This game is so polish(ed)"

  • @janstraka8674
    @janstraka8674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    3:50 ,,Mongolian throat singing." *Very VERY angry slavic noises*

    • @psyoperator58
      @psyoperator58 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Slavs, Mongols, what's the difference

    • @loczek1965
      @loczek1965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Be me. Be polish. He calls it "mongolian throat singing" ... WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @janstraka8674
      @janstraka8674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@psyoperator58 about 1600 years of history give or take? 🤔

    • @loczek1965
      @loczek1965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@psyoperator58 Mongol military history isn't nearly as depressing as Polish.

    • @sandromain
      @sandromain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@loczek1965 Depressing ? *laughs in Georgian millitary history*

  • @a4kataBG
    @a4kataBG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2113

    Uber: I like a chalenge in my games
    Game: *Is challenging*
    Uber: After cursing the game developers with voodoo black magic i continued my quest to finish the main story

    • @mosqou
      @mosqou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I spent 40 hours on that side quest because I thought I wasnt good enough

    • @a4kataBG
      @a4kataBG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Either i am a witcher 3 god (which i am not) or i may have unlocked the quest by the time I was lvl 4 and played it when i was lvl 15 or something, because i had a really pleasant experience with that quest. Plus i didn't play on deathmarch on my first playthrough. Werewolves are tough motherfuckers. You gotta moon bomb them at the exact time to stop them from starting regenerating. Broaded arrows are your friend, poison is your friend, QUEN IS YOUR FREIND. But it's definately a brain vs brawn when it comes to werewolves.

    • @nvr2late666
      @nvr2late666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Stefos Stef That quest is great but it was some sadistic fuck who decided it should be given to low level players with no guidance at all.

    • @Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen
      @Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      To be fair, the game isn't really that hard. Even on death march, as long as you keep spamming quen and don't fight enemies too high level for you, it's exceptionally hard to die

    • @giorgosbothos3844
      @giorgosbothos3844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To be honest, in normal difficulty the wicher is very easy

  • @DrumRug
    @DrumRug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    Gwent, the true Witcher experience.

    • @TheForeverScav
      @TheForeverScav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Azure Vizor if you’re talking about pre-homecoming, yeah.

    • @n.w.r5411
      @n.w.r5411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I've collected every card in the game, and won atless once against every npc. God I was addicted

    • @nathanaeljaeck6120
      @nathanaeljaeck6120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I play gwent only for the gentle nod each time I play it

    • @OliDaChilla
      @OliDaChilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheForeverScav
      TRUEE! I loved that man.
      Feelssobadman. Rezz Skellige was the shit!

    • @5izzy557
      @5izzy557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've yet to playthrough one hand of qwent, completed main game n both dlc's though :-).
      Edit- I appreciate it didn't get in the way too much was easy to avoid/ignore.Although i'm thinking of checking it out now that i'm going through all the side content.PS Uber what did your table ever do to you? pooor thing.

  • @chaosknighthd3138
    @chaosknighthd3138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "Because all women are right, we don't get any dialogue options"
    LOL

    • @unlimited8410
      @unlimited8410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Progressive games are the best, amirite?

  • @memerofblaviken6326
    @memerofblaviken6326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I.... still can't tell if he loves the game or hates it with a burning passion.

    • @sandwichmonster7067
      @sandwichmonster7067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He'll probably say it's a good game but not "game of the year/decade" material like everyone else claims it to be.

    • @rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi
      @rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sandwichmonster7067 of course its not what everyone claims it to be, its still a wonderful game but theres too much holding it down to surpass that

    • @beebob2877
      @beebob2877 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably both

  • @no-soyun-arbol8289
    @no-soyun-arbol8289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    The bomb called "moon dust" will allow you to disable the Werewolf regeneration allowing you to kill it even if underleveled. This also works with katakans you will meet later in the game.

    • @DrnMontemayor
      @DrnMontemayor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pretty sure Igni works well,too.

    • @cyryl3827
      @cyryl3827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@DrnMontemayor Yup. I never bothered with bombs for disabling magic and regeneration, because signs work just as well, while being easier to use and not affecting my own use of signs. (one bomb leaves a cloud that disables magic.. and that includes your own).
      Yrden on the ground, igni to the face... and all your problems are solved. (and I think later on, you get an ability upgrade, that makes your oils poison your enemies, not just boost your damage against them)
      and fun fact: you get introduced to all that, in the tutorial with it's side-quests and main story (the use of yrden to deal with magical foes, the use of igni to deal with regeneration)

    • @mariosuarez6656
      @mariosuarez6656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thank you, ill keep it in mind in my third run

    • @thomasalvarez6456
      @thomasalvarez6456 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cyryl Magic is only disabled by the Dimertium bomb though?

    • @miasolum5612
      @miasolum5612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@cyryl3827 I mean, this guy just ignored all of the tutorial and then complains that the game is trash. wtf

  • @jajkos6525
    @jajkos6525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Best part when he is trying say the names of game producers like russian but it is Polish

    • @YuuMorino
      @YuuMorino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      JaJkoS yeah! And I’m like „are we really sounds like russian?” XD

    • @cameronsmith3912
      @cameronsmith3912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure he’s polish

    • @jajkos6525
      @jajkos6525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@YuuMorino Polski trudny język

    • @karamal
      @karamal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @internet troll american letters

    • @GTAmaniac1
      @GTAmaniac1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@karamal not a single country used that alphabet before the USA. Definitely not Romans, it's simply impossible.

  • @jeloneq7
    @jeloneq7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    23:30 What key? Do you see that giant ladder which leads to the stables? You stand right next to it man. C'mon.

    • @user_harddrive
      @user_harddrive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      The man is definitely blind lmao, how hard is it to look at the minimap and follow the black and white dots to follow directions.

    • @МихаилПенев-ф6с
      @МихаилПенев-ф6с 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Wait is there actually a key
      4-5 playthroughs and I've always done it with the ladder

    • @marcospci9008
      @marcospci9008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, one thing you don't really do much in this game is interact with the environment

    • @petrpinc7695
      @petrpinc7695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@МихаилПенев-ф6с there is no key, it is just generic response from closed doors. Ladder is the only option to safe the horses and the guy inside.

    • @beneficier3432
      @beneficier3432 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know date but guys cmon I know that are some people who has never been in village once but have ever heard of a key to the stable XD

  • @fateyzed7798
    @fateyzed7798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I'll never download raid, and you get your money.
    I see this as an absolute win.

  • @dastirl4505
    @dastirl4505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Bro, I don't like it when you throw witcher 3 gameplay into the Raid shadow legends gameplay.

    • @anielabogusz2719
      @anielabogusz2719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      yeah let's have some respect for raid and not put it in one video with that pathethic excuse of an rpg

    • @WritingNomad-PL
      @WritingNomad-PL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Vulpes Inculta lambert lambert what a prick

    • @cowboyga1
      @cowboyga1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anielabogusz2719 ooooh edgy

    • @leoortiiiz
      @leoortiiiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anielabogusz2719 Yikes, trying too hard to troll

    • @GOffensive
      @GOffensive 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gamerplay wise both games have very comparable qualities. With Raid being slightly favored because it has an automode which enables you to not even bother with this shit xD

  • @pabloosset2533
    @pabloosset2533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    The Witcher 3
    Cons:
    -Roach teleports and bugs out everywhere.
    -Complete lack of urgency in the main quest.
    -Underdeveloped final villain.
    -Various bugs and glitches.
    -General RPG bullshit.
    -Geralt has glass knees.
    Pros:
    -Roach teleports and bugs out everywhere.
    -Fantastic lore.
    -A ton of good dialogue.
    -Freedom.
    -Music.
    -Fantastic DLCs.
    -GWENT.
    In general? A game / 10.
    "A game, you say? How about a round of Gwent?"
    *nods*
    *fades to black*
    Edit: People. The point of this was to make a joke.

    • @BlueWingKing
      @BlueWingKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      hey hey you. were you also captured trying to get over the border with that theif over there.

    • @Sol_Official
      @Sol_Official 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@BlueWingKing Hol up

    • @needlessoptions
      @needlessoptions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Geralt doesn't have glass knees if you press jump just before you land

    • @lucianoromero9643
      @lucianoromero9643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nods back

    • @SpunkyMcGoo
      @SpunkyMcGoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "Complete lack of urgency in the main quest" This is by design, Ciri can take care of herself, that's established pretty well.

  • @madmanvarietyshow9605
    @madmanvarietyshow9605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Uber, Sseth, and Mandalore all upload on the same day.
    This is a good day.

    • @waxwax3142
      @waxwax3142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      all the same person, that's why only uber shows his face

    • @JanitorScruffy
      @JanitorScruffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't even know the Merchants had commissioned a new video, I will watch this later, Imma go see what my shekels have bought me.

    • @TheSharpmarksman
      @TheSharpmarksman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they're part of the merchants guild, sseth, uber and mandalore (and maybe even ggmanlives)
      are all part of the same, lucrative tribe...

  • @fernandocarlegenda8513
    @fernandocarlegenda8513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    9:21 feel free to use the SKIP RAID AD BUTTON.

  • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
    @rumplstiltztinkerstein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Raid is so great. I can keep it playing automatically on my phone while I spend my time on my computer playing a FUN game

    • @rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi
      @rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i too enjoy actually playing games that were made with the purpose of enjoyment and fulfilment

  • @Exosfear13
    @Exosfear13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i think what made me love this game is that i played this at the height of my gaming curiosity, like i finally got a good PC and all so i enjoyed every bit of it. the roleplaying as geralt, the build, micromanaging, the DLCs, graphics, etc.

  • @SurplusMarket
    @SurplusMarket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    4:39 from everything I read about it, pretty sure it's your HD mod causing the crashes

    • @ahmetsezginn
      @ahmetsezginn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yea I never had the game crash on me. I got 160 hours

    • @g.potstra8318
      @g.potstra8318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ahmetsezginn Rookie numbers.

    • @miasolum5612
      @miasolum5612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Blaming the game for a mod. Jesus christ, this guy is making me crazy.

    • @arehly6702
      @arehly6702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@miasolum5612 He tries too hard to look for flaws instead of actually trying to enjoy the game, it's really kind of annoying

    • @Kier4n99
      @Kier4n99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@arehly6702 irritating as hell, the dude complains about random NPCs not having extensive dialogue options I mean wtf

  • @christophermattler7102
    @christophermattler7102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    "I'm not sure if I'm doing this right, but god damn I'm enjoying it"

    • @mashmeloazul
      @mashmeloazul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what's fun about the witcher, there are no bad or good choices, you play your own way

    • @teotlcipactli7530
      @teotlcipactli7530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My life in a sentence

    • @jussieronen3707
      @jussieronen3707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mashmeloazul So just like any other RPG game that ever existed..?

    • @leoortiiiz
      @leoortiiiz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jussieronen3707 most rpgs have linear quests or very obvious decisions

    • @Revanchist
      @Revanchist 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leoortiiiz No they dont lol, Witcher is more streamlined then most.

  • @xx_crazy-flames_xx9473
    @xx_crazy-flames_xx9473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    OH NO i see the raid shadow legends advertisement and i go from go mode int OH NO mode

    • @Ω3103ζ
      @Ω3103ζ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *oh* *noes*

    • @dadadadadadadadabathman2300
      @dadadadadadadadabathman2300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      At least he made the ad interesting

    • @arracnocwoodcutter
      @arracnocwoodcutter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My thoughs EXATLY! This guy is fucking sellout

    • @arracnocwoodcutter
      @arracnocwoodcutter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@dadadadadadadadabathman2300 and marketet shittiest pay to win mobile shit in the market? Tricking children to rob theyr parents wallets and spend on that shit? This guy is goddamn sellout.

    • @1512125
      @1512125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@arracnocwoodcutter Ok, boomer

  • @AstralSapling
    @AstralSapling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    People unsubbing to Uber because he's advertising Raid: Shadow Legends clearly don't know Uber's content well enough nor understand the amount of D E G E N E R A C Y he's willing to partake for some G A M E R B R E A D.

  • @m.zpratama3490
    @m.zpratama3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Manga: Ssethtzeentach
    Anime Adaptation: MandaloreGaming
    Netflix Adaptation: Uberdanger
    Kappa

  • @Shadyman526
    @Shadyman526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    "Jeralt".

    • @brethnew
      @brethnew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Gerald"

    • @mr.teekanee9750
      @mr.teekanee9750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly, how can someone pronounce it wrong when his name is said like a thousand of times in the game?

    • @RoyalGuardEziode
      @RoyalGuardEziode 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      19:23 idk what's up. He doesn't have any excuse but in the french version you pronounce it jéralt so unless he has a bunch of french friends messing with him in the production of this video idk

  • @mattisandin1268
    @mattisandin1268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    i can already see another video on this where he obviously did everything wrong and now ciri is dead

  • @norXmal
    @norXmal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Haha, he owned up to the meme, I always thought he sounded a lot like Sseth or visa versa, same flow and everything.

    • @Urmomge
      @Urmomge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      norXmal vice*

    • @scages101
      @scages101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Uberdanger and Sseth know each other and have appeared in various videos both have made (Mandaloregaming too but idk if he knows/talks to Uber)

  • @Bub123
    @Bub123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Witch reminds me of my favorite game" me: oh no dont say it, noo dont. "RAID SHADOW LEGENDSSS"

  • @greb5142
    @greb5142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I can't tell if I'm stupid, and he's being sarcastic, or is he being genuine?

    • @JoshuaIfidi
      @JoshuaIfidi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes

    • @labmem004
      @labmem004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bad game nothing to say

    • @alebop8966
      @alebop8966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@labmem004 LOL no

    • @labmem004
      @labmem004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@alebop8966 but I said so...

    • @Dr.HooWho
      @Dr.HooWho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@labmem004 shitty opinion nothing to say

  • @danieldimov8625
    @danieldimov8625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    40 hours in and i can easily say its one of the best games I've played.

    • @mr.teekanee9750
      @mr.teekanee9750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How did you like the whole game?

    • @danieldimov8625
      @danieldimov8625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@mr.teekanee9750 ah man, sad to say i havent finished the expansions. Base game tho is amazing, i even teared up at the moment Geralt found Ciri, i still hold my opinion that this is one of the best games of all time.

    • @furosukki1301
      @furosukki1301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Goddamn I wish I could get into this game, but adding the factors that I don't have a controller and my pc is kinda weak to play with the best options, the fact that the combat is repetitive, the general controls aren't very responsive, and the fact that's too many cutscenes for me... kinda hard to

    • @bsherman8236
      @bsherman8236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Beatiful game but too much cutscenes for me, gets so tiring i can't play it without large pauses.

    • @duman173
      @duman173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@danieldimov8625 glad you had such a good experience, but that doesnt make it the best of all time, only in a subjective assesment of the game can it be considered that good( as you said iyo)

  • @TheAuzman466
    @TheAuzman466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Seth and Uberdanger uploading within an hour of each other. This is gonna be a good day.

    • @tygonmaster
      @tygonmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And Mandalore uploaded suspiciously close in time too....makes you think.

    • @bigmoneymindd
      @bigmoneymindd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheAuzman466 Seth who

    • @TheAuzman466
      @TheAuzman466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DankPills ssethtzeentach

    • @tygonmaster
      @tygonmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bigmoneymindd Your friendly neighborhood African Jew freedom fighter.

  • @XDarons
    @XDarons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    you can actually kill the bear before the Princess mission starts, making it a lot easier gerald even mentions it, so at least that mission is not that linear

    • @XDarons
      @XDarons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      and you dont need the key to get inside the burning stables, you can climb a ladder to get inside

    • @Trakesh
      @Trakesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      you mean the ladder we see in the video that UberDanger was completely, utterly and amazingly blind to, even apparently after editing this video?

    • @amancealexis7360
      @amancealexis7360 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      but i want to like... you know... not kill the bear and break the wooden doors.

    • @Trakesh
      @Trakesh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Great Fish
      The fuck are you replying to me for?

    • @TheForeverScav
      @TheForeverScav 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IDKmyBFFJill lol you’re the one at fault for not understanding THE GREAT FISH’s comment, peasant

  • @justmoody5797
    @justmoody5797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Uber's Curse made Cyberpuck 2077 , Everything is making sense now

  • @johnnyaverage9694
    @johnnyaverage9694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One of my many favorites. For whatever reason I made myself listen to all of the audiobooks and play the first two games before I played Witcher 3. Great series and I cant recommend the books enough, without them you can’t appreciate everything fully. If somehow any of you have a massive amount of time to burn through check them out.

    • @C-MOG
      @C-MOG 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I tried reading the books,haven't played the games much, only an hour here or there. I thought the first book was awful. Two separate conversations that are almost all fluff and are both 20 pages each. And people complain about how Tolkien rambles. I guess the author needed those extra pages to ensure it wasn't a novella...

  • @johnpijano4786
    @johnpijano4786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    9:25 The next time you find Gaunter O'Dimm, you will be screaming in terror from his prescence. If not there then later in your journey with him.

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean, I pegged him as evil the moment he opened his mouth, so the next time we met I literally just went "ah, so he's some kinda demon. Neat."

    • @phrawga
      @phrawga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong he’s not evil in the slightest, if I was a demon with absolute infinite power I’d be shoving spoons in peoples eyes as well.

    • @myrongaines6022
      @myrongaines6022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@phrawga Homie tricks people then steals their souls, kinda the definition of evil. Although he is pretty nice to you if you stay in your lane and let him do his thing

    • @danieltukua4527
      @danieltukua4527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@myrongaines6022 To be fair, the one who's soul he's trying to take was tricking normal people into doing impossible tasks that only lead to their deaths in the end so can't really blame O'Dimm for dong the same to finally get what was agreed upon

    • @myrongaines6022
      @myrongaines6022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@danieltukua4527 He's cursed people other than Olgierd, it's not like he's some super powerful being that only used his powers once. Also recall he killed some dude for interrupting him.

  • @pkojo
    @pkojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Imagine had he played enough to get to the Djinn in "The last wish" quest

    • @MikiWarhammer40k
      @MikiWarhammer40k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omg i strugge so much with that quest when playing in deathmarch because i didnt know about the bug in that quest. I literally tried to dodge and stay alive only to died again and again to one shot kill from the djinn.

    • @ssj4rit
      @ssj4rit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Monika Kaizuka is this a universal bug? I’ve played on DM 3 times and the djinn is kinda tough but I always beat him, never had this issue

    • @connor.77
      @connor.77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ssj4rit It's to do with enemy upscaling, playing only blood and broken bones I had the same issue, but I just turned enemy upscaling off. Same thing happened with Triss in the sewers, the rats ended up being lvl 14 and took about 3 hits to kill.

    • @jonathan13co
      @jonathan13co 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ssj4rit Just commenting to support what @SpedKnight said, there is indeed a well known bug with the djinn and the rats one shotting you on all difficulties while enemy upscaling is on. It is easily fixed by turning it off. Don't let it turn you away from upscaling- it's perfectly fine throughout the whole game and keeps it more challenging, whatever level you are.

    • @bladex2581
      @bladex2581 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonathan13co I don't get why everyone always mentions the rat upscaling thing, I just did the sewer rat section with upscaling on to test it at level 61 on Death March and it was pretty easy, they die in 3-4 hits and you can just keep sidehopping to not get swarmed, if you have the superior sign potion you can also burn all of them with igni so they don't even move, I think its pretty far fetched to call something a bug just because you can't think of a solution to the challenge

  • @cristobalpozas7850
    @cristobalpozas7850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Taking on mind Uber's ludopathy, i'm convinced that he played Gwent for all he own, bet his experience was...
    *mostdope*

  • @szydlowpl5655
    @szydlowpl5655 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm not going to give you up so easily, STILL WAITING FOR NEXT PART!!!!

  • @conorramage5517
    @conorramage5517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hope raid shadow legends takes note with your ad. This is the first ad for the game I HAVENT skipped. Because you actually said stuff that sounded natural

    • @basilblair
      @basilblair 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah same, almost makes me consider downloading the game instead of just skipping it. Still not installing tho lol

  • @caiomazeto2017
    @caiomazeto2017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    "the dialogue isnt Great"
    Plays 3 hours and dont even do 4 missions

    • @notyourbusiness4254
      @notyourbusiness4254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      PJSalt

    • @roxana6026
      @roxana6026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @ahsan nawab it doesn't have a great dialogue... you're talking about a game that is universally acclaimed for its intricate storytelling and well-written plot. a game that is so rich in lore, the characters are stellar, if y'all don't enjoy complex narratives and stories that 'drag to an insane degree (???)' go and play minecraft, good lord.

    • @Danny-zn3nz
      @Danny-zn3nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @ahsan nawab It doesn't drag out. You just have low attention span.

    • @roxana6026
      @roxana6026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ​ ahsan nawab you're aware the DIALOGUE is part of the storytelling?!?! it's a component of the narrative. 'we hardly even interact with the main villain whose name is in the title'.. you fight the wild hunt the entire 3rd act of the story. typical pretentious gamer who wants to act as if a game being critically acclaimed is just because it's mainstream. the richness of the story, the ramifications of your actions, the grey morality that had me going back on certain quests a couple times and i still didn't know whether i made the right choice or not. the way the story branches and how well fleshed even the smallest npcs are. the side quests, the books and documents you find, the attention to detail. if you find a game that has a well developed story that's not rushed mediocre, i'd love for you to point me a game that's better. i get some people enjoy going from point A to B with minimal dialogue, but this is a well fleshed out, immersive universe, what did you expect? and lastly, if the witcher characters talk like robots, i'm sorry, but you genuinely have to show me how people in the medieval times acted like in your opinion. if you feel that's robotic, i genuinely feel that's only a you problem

    • @roxana6026
      @roxana6026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ahsan nawab it was a natural progression? what did you think was 'dragged'? you steadily retrace his footsteps and you made a plan to free him? what did you want to happen? you randomly find a beggar and he tells you dandelion is in temple isle? and you just magically waltz in and get him out? the progression felt natural, you start from knowing nothing about his whereabouts, investigate and then make a viable plan to free him. the pacing's not bad. it's not up to your preference, you might like faster paced games and again, that's your preference, but objectively witcher's narrative is critically acclaimed.

  • @hademers2
    @hademers2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I'm calling it. Uber, Sseth and Mandalore are 3 different personalities from a shizophrenic.

  • @cristobalpozas7850
    @cristobalpozas7850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Enjoyable scort mission with npc's that move at your speed? gods, you only need to add enjoyable water levels to make it the game of the century

    • @RATGODORIGINAL
      @RATGODORIGINAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, it failed at it. Swimming in this game is a war crime.

  • @WiidLover
    @WiidLover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I live In Poland, and its more like:
    "OH MY GOD, POLISH GAME, WE CREATED A POPULAR GAME, OMG, OMG"

    • @suskysulky
      @suskysulky 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jest popularna i chujowa, nie wiem czym się wszyscy tak podniecali

    • @WiidLover
      @WiidLover 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@suskysulky Według mnie trochę zbyt dużę drewno.

    • @anielabogusz2719
      @anielabogusz2719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@suskysulky bo ładnie wygląda :))))

    • @wzdzysawzninosyn4905
      @wzdzysawzninosyn4905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@anielabogusz2719 a nie dlatego, że nawiązuje do naszej kultury, ma ciekawą historię i jest oparta na najbardziej rozpoznawalnej Polskiej książce?

    • @abdullayaser700
      @abdullayaser700 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Speluniarz - yay nei Hitler

  • @LtSprinkulz
    @LtSprinkulz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    >Prompt: "Keep it together"
    >Dialogue: "You're pathetic"

    • @LtSprinkulz
      @LtSprinkulz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @#freeleafy this all reminds me of "Glass him" from The Wolf Among Us.

  • @mattiasswiderski8146
    @mattiasswiderski8146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    12:05 im gonna sound like a nerd but the wraith doesn’t die it goes it to the Krpyt

  • @spacecat4689
    @spacecat4689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    The moment you try to curse the producers of The Witcher got me laughing so hard I ate my cat

    • @kostasspirou1010
      @kostasspirou1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You probably got coronavirus 😰

    • @spacecat4689
      @spacecat4689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kostasspirou1010 bruh I would eat coronavirus and obliterated it. I would be the end of plague

    • @pleaseenteranamelol711
      @pleaseenteranamelol711 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But you are a cat

    • @pleaseenteranamelol711
      @pleaseenteranamelol711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      fuckin cannibal Chinese cat man

  • @wastelander9092
    @wastelander9092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Never have i heard a review that entertained me and made me want to throw hands with the same reviewer in the same stroke

  • @edwardkavanagh4313
    @edwardkavanagh4313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    (I mean for myself)
    The top 5 games of this decade:
    - Red Dead Redemption
    - Batman Arkham City
    - The Last of Us
    - The Wither 3: Wild Hunt
    - Red Dead Redemption 2

    • @renno2679
      @renno2679 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'd say why bother playing video games when you can just watch movies but new movies nowadays kinda suck too.

  • @mrjosh92100
    @mrjosh92100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I recommend people starting on easiest difficulty until they master the game’s mechanics. It’s not that the game is inherently unfair or poorly designed but there is a substantial learning curve. Preparing for every fight is essential which can be a little tedious but it’s so rewarding when you get right. Also creating a good build can be confusing at first until you find a play style that works for you

    • @Philip7710
      @Philip7710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah idk about that my first playthrough i was legit lvl 10 at late novigrad on death march i was downright pathetic tbh and it still wasn’t that hard in all honesty oh and i didn’t figure out u can make bombs and potions until like skellige

    • @seabass5892
      @seabass5892 ปีที่แล้ว

      I recommend people starting on easiest difficulty so that they can get through the repetitive combat, molasses controls, and tedious side quests as fast as possible and get to the actually VERY well made stuff, like the story, characters, lore, and of course, Gwent.

  • @estrelaplatina5711
    @estrelaplatina5711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love how you pronounce those Polish names.
    Just don't accidentally summon an eldritch god

  • @91Bottonazzo
    @91Bottonazzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    At this point the raid ad is just a meme, everyone knows it's hot garbage so why not sponsor it to make some COIN

    • @memethemastermonarch9459
      @memethemastermonarch9459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He could use a few crowns after all

    • @sbsftw4232
      @sbsftw4232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Take them for all they're worth

    • @nios7700
      @nios7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes this guy followers arent 12

    • @geralt8394
      @geralt8394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about dignity and self respect

    • @keystone6561
      @keystone6561 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@geralt8394 how is this game affecting his morals? and how do you plan on replacing the money he’s rejecting by watching a free video that TH-cam barely pays him for?

  • @irishcream677
    @irishcream677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    There's a big ladder on the front of the burning stable, very obvious

  • @danijelzelenkovic7612
    @danijelzelenkovic7612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "They say witchers steal young uns"
    For some reason they didn't say anything and yet they always have something to say...Still best game ever made 420/69

  • @waldke6000
    @waldke6000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve been waiting for two years for a sequel to this video

  • @jonathanc3001
    @jonathanc3001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Vid was funny but I can’t believe how hard he focused on the relatively few examples of negative aspects, while ignoring the majority of the game that gets those aspects right.

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think he was nitpicky, and outright wrong on some of them, but he actually focused on those negative points less than I expected. I think the title was mainly bait, especially since it seems like he hasn't actually finished it yet.

    • @user_harddrive
      @user_harddrive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If that's all he could focus on then it pretty much means everything else is perfect.

    • @jonathanc3001
      @jonathanc3001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good points from both of you. It just felt to me that he’s holding the game to a higher standard than others for some reason

    • @user_harddrive
      @user_harddrive 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonathanc3001 I agree, but I have no idea what his standard is compared to. Besides, he has not completed the game, nor it's DLC's so it shouldn't be taken as a full review. But his tone does come across as nitpicky, sarcastic but also fullfilling. I do have to take into account that I have never come across this channel before, so I have no clue if he acts like this across his normal videos. However, it is refreshing to see somone who doesn't blindly hop onto the bandwagon of "it's the greatest game ever" since that is a bold statement, all be it a fairly truthful one.

    • @tatu5539
      @tatu5539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You guys are such fan boys, this game is very good but its riddled with bugs and shotty mechanics which most definetly doesn't make it the game of the decade. The only thing that actually deserves that title is the story telling, but there are even better stories than this one in video games.

  • @WillytheKing
    @WillytheKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "I then used the incredible game's Machanic of the decade to hold down left trigger and follow a red line through the air"
    that part had me laughing so hard 😂

  • @svahn1
    @svahn1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I knew exactly where the introduction of gwent was going. But I wasn't dissapointed by a raid ad for once. Actually playing the game before you make an ad for it is such a revolutionary concept I don't understand why we haven't been doing it for years.

  • @arthurread7624
    @arthurread7624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’ve played Witcher 3 about five different times on console when it first came out had 800hrs and every play through I’d find something new and have a different experience. Just started playing it again on PC and I’m already hooked again.

  • @samuelecasafina
    @samuelecasafina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    So he basically played 3 hours, made 2½ missions, knows virtually nothing about the plot and he doubt that the game is the game of the decade? And tries to prove it by spamming the A button at a unimportant Npc?

    • @TechnoBacon55
      @TechnoBacon55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Take a joke, this is obviously a meme

    • @ayazyaman6506
      @ayazyaman6506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @ahsan nawab combat isn't everything I disagree that this is the game of the decade as well but story and gameplay are equal grounds a game can be great without a story (doom) a game can be good without gameplay (visual novels interactive movies)

    • @ayazyaman6506
      @ayazyaman6506 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ahsan nawab basically story nobody considers the mechanics to be godly but they do consider the story,characters,rpg elements godly I disagree but that's why this game is liked so much

    • @ayazyaman6506
      @ayazyaman6506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ahsan nawab also play witcher 1 if you wanna see actual garbage gameplay

    • @petterisalmi3226
      @petterisalmi3226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @ahsan nawab Skyrim had a shit combat and it still won god knows how many awards

  • @MetroidMother
    @MetroidMother 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Once you start being a few levels over the requirements, even deth March is relatively easy.

    • @frogman4700
      @frogman4700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      actually getting leveled up is difficult in death march

    • @MetroidMother
      @MetroidMother 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@frogman4700 if you do all the optional/side content, always starting with the easiest, than it's not that hard.

    • @kbzoncapo777
      @kbzoncapo777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes Late game is easy, especially with an Euphoria combat-alchemy build.. The problem is the early game and leveling up

    • @MetroidMother
      @MetroidMother 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kbzoncapo777 Idk man... I stared on death March, and once I had masterd the combat, I thought everything was quite easy. I don't think I even needed more than 1 try for even most bosses, and I would sometimes even fight enemies with skull marks instead of level indicators that I stumbled across and win. It takes a while, but as long as you keep dodging and play it safe, it's actually quite easy to not get hit even once while learning their attack patterns and chipping away at their health. I am a darksouls player tho, so.maybe I'm just used to playing like that. Only enemy I ever had real problems with is the jihn, as it insterkills you no matter what you do/have, all his attacks are AOE and there is no f-ing room on that deck. Bet him by going to the lower deck where he can't hit you and poking him in between his attacks.

    • @myrongaines6022
      @myrongaines6022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Death March was disappointingly easy tbh, it's not too hard to just dodge attacks and quen is always a nice safety net. Early game was definitely difficult, but once you start getting leveled up and unlock all of the overpowered shit it doesn't feel very hard.

  • @ryanlarson3482
    @ryanlarson3482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    17:56 so that’s why cyberpunk got delayed

  • @notppl-z7v
    @notppl-z7v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    pls dont ever read polish names ever again its heart breaking experience

  • @Kxadd
    @Kxadd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "To be continued"...
    Hey UberDanger, when are you going to continue it? Any idea? Can't wait to see your further impressions!

  • @dimitris_kleisiaris
    @dimitris_kleisiaris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Its almost 2021 and still waiting for part 2 .

  • @Random2960
    @Random2960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Raid shadow legends has actually become a meme

    • @driv6138
      @driv6138 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Random2960 He basically got few k dollars for advertising a google play shit cash grab game.

  • @iLLya_
    @iLLya_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Side note never ran into these bugs or crazy hair..

    • @thomasalvarez6456
      @thomasalvarez6456 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      iLLya ise Is it modded, it looks like the pre game of the year edition?

  • @edwinsze1149
    @edwinsze1149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    21:48
    I genuinely lost it when uber says the game producers' name. IM STILL IN TEARS FFS

  • @trompas7316
    @trompas7316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Come on man, this game is terrible there isn't even an interactive Yennefer sex scene just wait for Knack 3.

    • @mid7752
      @mid7752 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      KNACK 3 BABYYYY

    • @patriciajin6206
      @patriciajin6206 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's Knack

    • @trompas7316
      @trompas7316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@patriciajin6206 Better than every game EA Sports has released in the last 10 years

    • @DiscardatRandom
      @DiscardatRandom 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Feral cat its a joke

    • @hautoa1513
      @hautoa1513 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DiscardatRandom it's a joke

  • @StrLab
    @StrLab 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:42 A wise man once said: "be the change you wish to see in the world"
    That man's name: Nikos Kazantzakis

    • @officialromanhours
      @officialromanhours 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The last temptation was actually playing on death march

  • @RicTrash
    @RicTrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I feel like this is going to be vIdEo oF tHe dEcAdE

  • @Granolie
    @Granolie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    TW3 is hands down one of my favorite games of all time
    That being said, this video was hilarious lmao

  • @trashpanda7010
    @trashpanda7010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Bruh no matter which channel I'm watching, "Raid Shadow Legends" is crossing my eyes in the middle of the video.

    • @TheForeverScav
      @TheForeverScav 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trash Panda imagine letting something so minor affect you

    • @GuillotineWoW
      @GuillotineWoW 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's cause RAID has been doing extremely aggressive advertising through as many youtubers as possible.
      Most youtubers stick to the strict script they're given but seems Uber actually made an effort for it to change it up
      Still not re-downloading RAID though. Pretty poor game imo

    • @gyrozeppeli00
      @gyrozeppeli00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Support the youtubers, but do not support Raid. The game is an absolute scam.

    • @lynxerz
      @lynxerz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GuillotineWoW actually they are given a script that they must follow for the ad to be valid for them
      Maybe Uber had been given more freedom? That I don't know but I'm certain they really must follow a script, source being a TH-camr/streamer I know

  • @pulx1481
    @pulx1481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The witcher 3 "GaMe oF tHe yEaR" but Hey you got RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

  • @BB-ks6bk
    @BB-ks6bk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “This is my kind of game” *throws punch at woman* never change Uber

  • @SoldierTrax
    @SoldierTrax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A couple of simple things to pay attention at first:
    -Having coin at first is important for repairs and upgrades, find a lv 4 silver sword and you can deal with the werewolf quest easily.
    -Get the brown talents that allow you to use adrenaline points for spells and the one that makes your food regen you for 20 minutes.
    (the adrenaline talent will also allow you to stunlock most bosses with the blast spell after you've been fighting them a while)
    -Always have quen up in fights.
    -Generally spam dodge, not roll, you can even upgrade it for it to be fully invincible later on in the red talents.
    -Delusion lv 3 is just a great time saver in side quests, even if a bit useless at first.
    -Potions refill with alcohol when you meditate, so you dont need to craft them over and over.
    -Oils are of infinite use, they just need to be reapplied to the blade often.
    Hopefully this helps you have a smoother experience overall :D

  • @valkyrja7988
    @valkyrja7988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    13:47 .. wait, what? XD

  • @neoniohnn
    @neoniohnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Game of the decade? Bloodborne :let us introduce ourselves

  • @barthosmenbosa9015
    @barthosmenbosa9015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always think is so funny when I watch a good video with good criticisms of a good game sponsored by raid

  • @cheeseboi588
    @cheeseboi588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The passive aggressive comments on this video are fucking hilarious

  • @adieu5843
    @adieu5843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    21:53 the pronunciation is so wrong but yet so funny

  • @AlexH92YT
    @AlexH92YT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm starting to think that this isn't going to be continued.

  • @cactussenpai9625
    @cactussenpai9625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Boi when I saw you doing that werewolf quest a lot of memories resurfaced.

  • @Pyraman
    @Pyraman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What is this impostor!? The *merchants guild™* shall know of this...

  • @JacobSouders
    @JacobSouders 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Uber I rarely comment on any videos but I just have to let you know, this new stylistic commentary approach that takes god knows how long to edit with actually playing the game and looking over hours of footage, is absolutely amazing and I'm glad you've kept up TH-cam after all these years