Skyward | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 15

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  • @leegoodwin4720
    @leegoodwin4720 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3112

    You know, the various arcane damages. Fire. Cold. Shock. Fish.

    • @Empolo18
      @Empolo18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      "What did you roll?"
      A 3...
      "As you're hit with the fish, you feel the scales slap across your face and a slime is left on your cheek. You take 12 points of Salmon damage."

    • @jamesgarlick4573
      @jamesgarlick4573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @Joe Tonner with a hint of lemon zest...

    • @shadowlucario9718
      @shadowlucario9718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I'm a dm, and now I want to impliment fish damage into my next campaign. The boss would be a giant carp

    • @thebeanqueen1669
      @thebeanqueen1669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Empolo18 the salmon was actually coated in salmon oil, roll a con save or take 5 points of salmonella damage every round for a *year*

    • @djmccarthy4859
      @djmccarthy4859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Empolo18 and add lamb sauce damage and... how do you want to do this?

  • @DePieks
    @DePieks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3818

    Not only did the twins both kiss Percy, they also both called him a bastard when doing so.

    • @thej8172
      @thej8172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      In all fairness, I would too

    • @lieslelizabeth
      @lieslelizabeth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      must be related or something 😂

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Did I miss something? I assumed the Vax kiss happened pre-show!

    • @pachaclay3711
      @pachaclay3711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@annafantasia little late, but no Vax kissed Percy in the "Escape from the Underdark" episode when he got onto the flying carpet to run from the temple.

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@pachaclay3711 oh whut! I shall have to go find that again, thank you :D

  • @goldeninque9453
    @goldeninque9453 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2401

    “A ‘bear-rel roll’.”
    Far too under-appreciated joke, Percy. Far too under-appreciated.

    • @seven-cats-3
      @seven-cats-3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Definitely!

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      All his jokes are under-appreciated.

    • @Pagan_Jak
      @Pagan_Jak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      it was too un-bear-able

    • @themindbenderr
      @themindbenderr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pagan_Jak lol I was gonna write the same joke XD

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2223

    12:45 "Sorcerers can wear _no_ armor. You are wrong."
    Kudos to Matt for shutting that down so decisively.

    • @logancuster8035
      @logancuster8035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      He had to draw the line somewhere. He let his players get away with A LOT of BS, particularly during combats in the early days of campaign 1. All of their understanding of Bonus actions, concentration and general spell mechanics were very lacking. I’m glad combats have gotten so much better as they have continued. It was a weak point in their otherwise excellent gameplay.

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      What makes me super curious is, did Orion really know but tried to lie, or did he really read that (sorc can wear cloth + leather) somewhere (maybe pathfinder book?)

    • @logancuster8035
      @logancuster8035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      xEvilRaptorx I doubt it was intentional. The group doesn’t really follow 5th ed rules in these early games, because they weren’t familiar with them. Vax and Vex both use multiple bonus actions in a single turn on a regular basis, Rangers do not in fact get advantage on everything because they are in their favored terrain, or fighting their favored enemy and Matt’s rulings are often dubious or encounter breaking. *cough cough Kavarn.
      Tiberius “feels” like he breaks the rules and hogs the spotlight in combat, but that’s mostly him just sticking to Matt’s home brew bonus action spell rules.

    • @tofermartinez4114
      @tofermartinez4114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      @@logancuster8035 Matt said episode one, they do things differently, so rule nitpicking means nothing.

    • @jeanettaszerletich5118
      @jeanettaszerletich5118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      That line confused me a little because I'm use to 3.5 where Spell Failure is a thing lol. But knowing what is coming soon and already seeing the issues, I am glad he stepped in and said something.

  • @RuptimusPrime
    @RuptimusPrime 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4276

    Scanlan: "Have I ever spied..."
    Vex: "Yes!"
    Scanlan: "...On a member of our current party?"
    Vex: "Yes!"
    Scanlan: "Our CURRENT party!"
    Vex: "YES!"
    Scanlan: "Oh. Right. Just making sure you remember"

    • @TheSkelzore
      @TheSkelzore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Close to 1k my mans

    • @eltoxicdog7587
      @eltoxicdog7587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I am that 1k.

    • @TheSkelzore
      @TheSkelzore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@eltoxicdog7587 I was hoping somebody would reply to me when they were the 1000th like.

    • @azanyahyisrael101
      @azanyahyisrael101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I wish I knew when that happened xD

    • @ivarthebonelesslothbrok5918
      @ivarthebonelesslothbrok5918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have another like

  • @xTiger77
    @xTiger77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2425

    Mercer: "How do you want to do this?"
    Percy: "With a western style fan the hammer"
    Mercer: "....ITS HIGH NOON"

    • @sheogorath1524
      @sheogorath1524 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Like shooting fish in a barrel

    • @GeeBeeOhThree
      @GeeBeeOhThree 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      That's fish damage

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Fish damage is an entirely different branch of magic...

    • @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608
      @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was annoyed he didn't actually do that xD

    • @AnneIllustrating
      @AnneIllustrating 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Phillip I’m pretty sure this episode came out just before he auditioned for Overwatch.

  • @DreamChasr
    @DreamChasr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2799

    Everytime Percy says his whole name and the entire group just simultaneously echoes different versions of "but you can call him Percy", it makes me grin like a loon.
    They did that sometime in the first episode and I remember it was the moment I fell in love with them as a group, because they're all so in sync and such big fans of eachother and eachother's characters that it just makes me happy to see everyone together.

    • @LyokoGirl720
      @LyokoGirl720 8 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      +Nutmeg Honestly it feels like that when everyone sings along with Scanlan too. They really have a unified group dynamic its fantastic.

    • @greatnatebolton8805
      @greatnatebolton8805 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Nutmeg I wish he had the chance to use his full name more

    • @godspeed2272
      @godspeed2272 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Makes me miss Orion more

    • @jamestrotman3238
      @jamestrotman3238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Godspeed whered he go?

    • @No-ll3mh
      @No-ll3mh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      James Trotman he left the campaign/got kicked. According to mercer he was fudging rolls and sorcerer points, and getting angry for no reason, among a good bit of other things

  • @chickennuggetqueen150
    @chickennuggetqueen150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    percy flirts like a penguin
    “you’re pretty here’s something cool and shiny”

    • @sarahgowen3692
      @sarahgowen3692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      To be fair it's probably a pretty effective tactic for Vex!

    • @jacobdennis5063
      @jacobdennis5063 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      thats how neurodivergent people flirt

    • @Rose-wv4ez
      @Rose-wv4ez ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@jacobdennis5063 can confirm!

    • @envymordecai4429
      @envymordecai4429 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      The way Percy flirts with Vex by “Hawkeyeing her out” 😂

    • @zay2742
      @zay2742 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@jacobdennis5063 yes

  • @scepta101
    @scepta101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4098

    *barbarian makes persuasion roll*
    *bard makes intimidation roll*
    Me: wut

    • @areoants9453
      @areoants9453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      *barbarian fails persuasion roll*
      *bard nat 20's intimidation roll*
      wut x2

    • @closair
      @closair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      scepta101 nope, nothing wrong here. Move along, move along.

    • @propheinx2250
      @propheinx2250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Kinda makes sense. You're in a bar and you here a goliath ask a question in his simple voice, and you think gentle giant. The gnome jumping on the table screaming at you is more like a ravenous chihuahua with a Napoleon syndrome. You can turn down the gentle giant and no ill will come to you, but one wrong move around that chihuahua and it'll attack.

    • @dragonslibrary9207
      @dragonslibrary9207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      These are confusing times

    • @dopiley
      @dopiley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      To Scanlan:
      "you can do that??!!"

  • @littleowleyes
    @littleowleyes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2975

    Percy is RAPIDLY becoming my favorite. He wasn't at the beginning, but every smart move he makes, I'm falling more for the character.

    • @cullenstreeter451
      @cullenstreeter451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      He wasn't very prominent to begin with... He's definitely making up for it

    • @QtPieMarth
      @QtPieMarth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      Taliesin is just an amazing actor and all around cool dude. In a group with such outstanding talent (especially post-Orion), he is just incredible with the tiniest little details to flesh out his characters. Tal in Campaign 2 is even better, especially as Cad. The small flavor nuances he gives his characters tend to go mostly unnoticed/unappreciative; however the way he plays 20 WIS 9 INT is absolutely brilliant.

    • @LyricalDJ
      @LyricalDJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Oh yes. It seems clear to me he's an experienced roleplayer. He doesn't hog the limelight but makes his mark when appropriate.

    • @SaneNoMore
      @SaneNoMore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He seems to be one of only a few people at the table who actually read and understands their skills. Pike has obviously not spent any time to learn her skills, every cast is like her first. Tiberius constantly does something stupid in an attempt to be overpowered, Scanlan doesn’t know what a concentration spell is and has yet to use that great magic item that lets him have 2 concentration skills up at once (though he did refuse to part with it out of spite).
      I find it sad that they get far more out of playing DnD (basically a career) than most of us but some of them put so little effort into doing it. Thankfully the personalities and group interactions compensate for the lack of basic knowledge.

    • @Volition366
      @Volition366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@SaneNoMore I mean, I'm pretty sure most people watch critical role because of the roleplay, not the combat. I know I do

  • @shardliveactionroleplaying1113
    @shardliveactionroleplaying1113 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2298

    A human, an elf, a half-orc walk into a bar. The dwarf walks under it.

    • @amandadube156
      @amandadube156 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      ^^ marketing done right

    • @lordrakster
      @lordrakster 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Shard Live Action Roleplaying omg... there's no topping that one XD

    • @CountryMusicMann
      @CountryMusicMann 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Shard Live Action Roleplaying Fucking hell, that's amazing!!!!

    • @ragnar97
      @ragnar97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Shard Live Action Roleplaying It's so bad...yet I still laughed out loud xD

    • @CountryMusicMann
      @CountryMusicMann 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Shard Live Action Roleplaying The gnome laughs and says, "Please."

  • @SnowFox-gv2rn
    @SnowFox-gv2rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2138

    1:13:01 You can tell that Taliesin has practiced saying Percy’s full name millions of times, because there is no way he could say that entire thing flawlessly otherwise

    • @a7xguitar666
      @a7xguitar666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Ironically this timestamp taliesin fucks up 😂 he switches up klowoski and von musel here

    • @thesuperbslidewhistler312
      @thesuperbslidewhistler312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Paul Canedo I once played a Bard named “Bernard Nard the Bard of Ard” and every single time he introduces himself or uses his name he says the whole thing. I immediately was able to say it all just rolling off the tongue.

    • @ignisshadowflame1027
      @ignisshadowflame1027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thesuperbslidewhistler312 Is it really that common to have a name that is longer than it should be or are we just exceptions.

    • @halvarianknight4477
      @halvarianknight4477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thesuperbslidewhistler312 I'm currently making a Dad Bard

    • @nickymason2008
      @nickymason2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I play a Dragonborn Wizard whose full name is 'Kraxhen Frah Forgahest Mik Morxallith' (Krax for short) and it made my day when the DM finally managed to pronounce it all in one go.

  • @cartersmith6628
    @cartersmith6628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2142

    I love Sam's near constant stupid grin. He's just so happy to be there with his friends

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      He kind of has to since Scanlan is a kind of a perv. If the destinction between character and player was not so well done the way he treats pike would have been really uncomfortable. Bit since its clear that its Scanlan not Sam and to the characters not the players it works. An attempt of a lesser player to do the same thing would have resulted in a call the HR department.

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@DaDunge funny you should say that. Very vauge Spoiler for near future episode before e25.
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      A lesser liked player makes an identical comment to Scanlan's but it did not go well...

    • @danieldosso2455
      @danieldosso2455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@xEvilRaptorx A very Draconic comment?

    • @zippomage
      @zippomage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that ridiculous parasail he calls a smile

    • @nevermorefuzzy
      @nevermorefuzzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His stupid grin is due to his teeth not fitting in him mouth and liberal use of alcohol

  • @nerdybard3762
    @nerdybard3762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    "I couldn't hear that last part. My awesome hat was blocking it." Scanlan, master of epic burns.

  • @handfulmousefly
    @handfulmousefly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2753

    "I'm 3/4 an atheist darling but I know my foot doesn't fucking work"
    Vax is easily one of my favorite characters in this series. Love me a sass-master. 😂

    • @Virtualblueart
      @Virtualblueart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Always liked the idea of an atheist in a world with beings you can call actual gods.

    • @godturkey4098
      @godturkey4098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Virtualblueart Really? Because an Atheist does not believe in a god. With gods being worshipped widely and having contact with members of his party it is really stupid and borderline ignorance on Vax's part. Of course that is without saying that its very probable Vax still doesnt recognize these "gods" as true gods.

    • @nitidiuscula
      @nitidiuscula 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Virtualblueart Terry Pratchett, in Feet of Clay, wrote one. A golem who was resistant to the gods' vengeful lightning bolts

    • @Arphemius
      @Arphemius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@godturkey4098 It's more likely that they consider the word "atheist" to mean "non-worshipper" rather than "non-believer" in this context. I do agree that an atheist in the classical sense in a world of magic and actual gods is kind of nonsensical.

    • @Arphemius
      @Arphemius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Virtualblueart Markus Heitz once wrote a series about a guy like that. He was an atheist in a world that was pretty much like ours, only that all the gods of old (Zeus, Loki, Amaterasu, etc.) have returned and conquered the planet. Not really in a dystopian sense, since society is still largely functioning, but they are the ruling cast above mortal governments.
      The protagonist fought in the war that followed their arrival, even being one of a very few that actually slayed a god, as well as several monstrosities and other things that did the gods' bidding. Right up to the point in time that the story takes place in, he does not believe that there actually is such a thing as a god. He believes they're either a mass hallucination or aliens with vastly superior technology that took on the guise of gods in order to better control us, for some other unnkown purpose or simply just for a lark. Or he thinks that he might be the only real person in that world and he might've simply gone insane and is imagining all of it.
      It's a pretty interesting novel overall; I don't know if it's been translated into English though.

  • @gladepixie9733
    @gladepixie9733 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    I love how the belt of Dwarvenkind shows up in "The Legend of Vox Machina" as just a belt that gives Grog a beard.

    • @birdthenerd2163
      @birdthenerd2163 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i mean it’s the only visible effect of the belt

    • @canadian__ninja
      @canadian__ninja ปีที่แล้ว +22

      To be fair that's kind of all they use the belt for.

    • @s91wallace
      @s91wallace 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They haven't been in any situation that would use all the other perks yet. No dwarves to talk too, write too or texts too read.
      Only gnomes and the herd so far. Maybe we will discover other traits in s3

    • @dragonmiko
      @dragonmiko 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@s91wallace The belt of darvenkind it has a lot of good passives for Grog. Constitution score increases by 2, (which increases his health pts as well) darkvision to a range of 60 feet, (when goliaths usually don't have that) and, advantage on saving throws against poison, and resistance against poison damage. (Important when they fight the poison dragon)

  • @Sirani
    @Sirani 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    That acting! Matt doesn't only voice Gilmore, he fully turns into him. His body language completely changes for every role he plays, but Gilmore is one of my favs.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      An actor friend of mine, said that the good actors can actually create temporary split personalities. I called BS on it but Matt makes me think twice.

  • @bulletmonkeyxp
    @bulletmonkeyxp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2456

    1:04:40
    Matt: trinket now has resistance to non-magical bluggoning damage
    Scanlan: What if someone tried to hit trinket with a salmon?
    Matt: Thats fish damage, its a different type of damage.

    • @greeensouls9
      @greeensouls9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      psychic damage

    • @techorix
      @techorix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@greeensouls9 yeah it would make him really hungry and irritated

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Monty Pythons Fish Slapping Dance. Search it.

    • @kathosprime986
      @kathosprime986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! :)

    • @Embodiment-of-Dissociation
      @Embodiment-of-Dissociation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Sturgeoning damage :^)

  • @KendrykWynn13
    @KendrykWynn13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    When they took the armor off Trinket, he was BEAR NAKED, LADIES

    • @ZeroSanity626
      @ZeroSanity626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Tei Koyuki Your joke made someone chuckle 1 year later

    • @nrose168
      @nrose168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      For the pun, Roll for constitution check

    • @jugulartheninja
      @jugulartheninja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Still goin strong 2 years later

    • @matthudsun7899
      @matthudsun7899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It was bearly noticable

    • @leperwolf7287
      @leperwolf7287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How em-bear-ising.

  • @abrown6539
    @abrown6539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    Intro/synopsis begins at 7:03. Game begins at 8:58. Break at 1:30:15. Game resumes at 1:53:40 and runs to 3:34:30.
    [I've been doing this for every episode. If you find them useful, or think others might, please leave a comment so they stay near the top where they can be found. Thank you.]

    • @arnulflachei8605
      @arnulflachei8605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thanks for the work man, saves a ton of time ^^
      im rewatching and searched for you every episode till now

    • @fSqGG
      @fSqGG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +

    • @trolliiiii
      @trolliiiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, thank you very much ^^

    • @aussieskull1912
      @aussieskull1912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Some heroes don't wear capes. Unless you do

    • @qwertuipie1884
      @qwertuipie1884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thanks, these are super usefull

  • @emmaraewilliams
    @emmaraewilliams ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I love how happy everyone was for Pike. Everyone was so nervous, wondering how Saranrae was going to react. Then when the holy symbol was healed and everyone cheered. That was so sweet.

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1517

    Matt: *brings the world to life with incredible description and acting; comes up with countless names, personalities, and voices for NPCs; makes maps and brings models for navigation and fights; keeps track of like twenty different entities in an 80-minute encounter; can recall dozens of mechanics with ease; often remembers the minutiae of the players' stats and abilities and status effects better than they do*
    Also Matt (2:48:14): "In my disappointing haste, I forgot to bring your Elemental figures, and I apologize. Sorry guys. Today's been crazy."
    Matt, you are a treasure 😭

    • @thudlite4319
      @thudlite4319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Watching Critical Role has made me come to realize that my memory and attention span aren’t nearly good enough to DM.

    • @tullydireen
      @tullydireen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@thudlite4319 no one's is. Matt is a DMing god and comparing yourself to him isn't fair on yourself. I'm sure he'd want you to give it a try

    • @thudlite4319
      @thudlite4319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@tullydireen No, I also know that I definitely don’t have the patience to deal with a bunch of chaotic idiots hell bent on going on side quests. I’d much rather be one of the chaotic idiots.

    • @LoafErikson
      @LoafErikson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Right? Like anyone would ACTUALLY be mad at him for it. lol! He's such a good dude, we don't deserve him. 🥰

    • @pandapolka
      @pandapolka ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My hubby is an Amazing DM who spends hours making maps and props for his campaigns, always keeps tons of minis and dice on him in case people forget, knows knows the stats for anything at the drop of a hat…but “hey, do you have an extra pencil I could borrow?”…. OH NO SO SORRY!
      I think it is a specific personality to be a good DM

  • @U_C_G
    @U_C_G 6 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    3:34:16 Matt smiles at Percy's choice to use a fan hammer. Shortly after this Matt would audition to voice McCree in Overwarch

    • @trevanminnig3499
      @trevanminnig3499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alex Healy someone else made a joke about this as well and it totally went over my head until reading this. Thank you for the help 😂

    • @joelrobinson5457
      @joelrobinson5457 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry you mean cassidy,
      Hate the name change

    • @insanejames7046
      @insanejames7046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@joelrobinson5457 well when this comment was written it was still McCree so you can’t blame the dude

    • @joelrobinson5457
      @joelrobinson5457 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@insanejames7046 I know I was mocking the stupid name change, I mean I loved that character and didn't even know he was named after someone

    • @insanejames7046
      @insanejames7046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joelrobinson5457 oh yeah that’s fair. Honestly I understand why they did but I’m still attached to McCree

  • @67nearmint
    @67nearmint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Worth pointing out that Liam, when he was going to be allowed to drink a healing potion as a movement when it's actually an action, chose honorably not to and made a movement instead. Classy play from a player who never asks for special dispensation.

  • @raptureraven
    @raptureraven 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1127

    "Hold my shirt Grog, I want to feel like I'm flying for a second!" -the Druid that can transform into birds

    • @jbark678
      @jbark678 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Just a second tho.......

    • @iHumanist
      @iHumanist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Do you know how to use Google? Laura Bailey and Ashley Johnson have done plenty of voice acting. Of note, Laura Bailey has 373 credits and is the voice of Jaina Proudmoore in World of Warcraft, and Ashley Johnson has 122 credits and is the voice of Ellie in The Last of Us. These are two of the greatest games of all time. Marisha Ray has done some voice acting, but she is the least experienced in the group.

    • @coopj70
      @coopj70 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I would imagine they didn't have much of a voice on their characters when they started, It's hard to change a voice of a character after you already decide.

    • @PepicWalrus
      @PepicWalrus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Are all of you thick? He clearly meant giving their critical role characters a voice. Laura doea a British accent but Keylieth and Pike just use their normal voices despite having a specific voice in the backstory video Ashly and Marisha are fun but they just feel like players where the others feel believable. I'd say pike is worse then Keilieth RP wise, I like all of them but Pike is the most 'just a player' Keylieth has her moments like in the underdark and has used a voice but Pike has only spoken as Ashly and the eay Matt punished pike in the Underdark shows how she was straying from her character. He's given her another chance with thr mending and i hope Ashley improves her persona as Pike. They're all talented voice artists even that alone can be am improvment. Grog is a perfect example of a voice seperating the character from the Player.

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fourth Reich at least she looks hot.
      I'm pretty sure that she's only there because she's gm's girlfriend.

  • @sirrosyred6606
    @sirrosyred6606 8 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    Scanlan: We trust everyone in this convoy right?
    Keyleth In Her Head: *TRUST NO ONE TRUST NO ONE TRUST NO ONE TRUST NO ONE TRUST NO ONE TRUST NO ONE TRUST NO ONE TRUST NO ONE TRUST NO ONE TRUST NO ONE*

    • @nicoruppert4207
      @nicoruppert4207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Except for a mindflayer

    • @superlolgal555
      @superlolgal555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@nicoruppert4207 This was the best response this comment will ever get. It legitimately made me lol. Thank you for that

    • @matsh5633
      @matsh5633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      In her defence, pre stream they seem to deal with MANY backstabbers.

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And how is that different from any day in Keyleth's head?

  • @SgtSoda
    @SgtSoda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1846

    Gilmore: I’m sorry, this room is private.
    Tiberius: Well everything is private I guess. *continues to intrude and ask question*
    Gilmore: *Annoyed look*

    • @christinaaf
      @christinaaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Not to mention he wasnt there. Laura made a comment I didnt even think you were there and he wasnt he just like decided to be in the conversation. Super annoying

    • @mysisterfanny
      @mysisterfanny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Christina Flach Orion keeps doing outbursts like this, he is my least favourite member of Critical Role

    • @klaus_poppe
      @klaus_poppe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      @@christinaaf He actually said he will follow them (an episode before, I think). Nonetheless, others' disbelief is completely justified at this point

    • @jaredcollins7977
      @jaredcollins7977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Klaus Poppe it might be spoilers if you don’t know, but please stick with the show. It will be worth it.

    • @jamesrogers1391
      @jamesrogers1391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Otaku Rakuen He is not around for TOO much longer, do not worry.

  • @validatemyexistence4602
    @validatemyexistence4602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1533

    " I don't need validation.... Save it for Orion. "
    That was perfect. And now i feel validated.

    • @radtech1989
      @radtech1989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Time Stamp?

    • @azdgariarada
      @azdgariarada 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      3:20:00

    • @chimedemon
      @chimedemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      He seems lately like he just needs to... PUT HIMSELF IN EVERYTHING, you know? Like making decisions that make the rest of the group like “... o-okay... alright...” or just treats them like idiots sometimes. That sentence definitely describes him

    • @thesuperbslidewhistler312
      @thesuperbslidewhistler312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      NiD0 Ravensbeard While I do agree that Orion’s table etiquette is terrible, that does seem like something Tiberius would do. The difference between a good player properly roleplaying character flaws and a bad player saying “that’s what my character would do” is doing it in a way where it is clearly coming from the character and not from the player, and how annoying it is to the rest of the party. Orion pulls it off terribly, but if Tiberius were in the bands of a good player he would be a much more interesting and cool character.

    • @teralore
      @teralore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yea he's being disruptive and a prick but I don't feel like ridiculing him is the most mature way of handling it. Again, it's totally not uncalled for, but I fell like it's very much unnecessary.
      A little bit ironic that her making that jab at Orion is a form of self validation... and so it this comment.

  • @michaelvatore6007
    @michaelvatore6007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    I love when Liam wants to do some power gamer bullshit and Matt's like "uuuuh are you sure you can actually do that?" And Liam replys "yeah I actually can" then Matt checks the rules and his face lights up with joy when he realizes, holy shit he actually can do that. Liam is the antithesis of Orian.

    • @LikesToRaveDave
      @LikesToRaveDave ปีที่แล้ว +106

      The difference in Orion and the other players is staggering. When someone else asks something and gets it wrong they just take it, but Orion gets visibly annoyed and then takes it out on everyone.

    • @hwicks6256
      @hwicks6256 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@LikesToRaveDave Keyleth is also like that

    • @mitchell3593
      @mitchell3593 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      ​@@hwicks6256 where? I haven't seen her do that at all, she'll pout a bit at mercer then move on
      She's like the emotional heart of the group

    • @grimadean3432
      @grimadean3432 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@hwicks6256Yeah, she’s gotten mad & sometimes sarcastic with the DM; he also seems to go easier on her until others warn her not to piss off the DM

    • @booklover7889
      @booklover7889 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@mitchell3593while it is not nearly as often nor as bad as Orion, there are a few moments spread out that Marisha is visibility and verbally upset something did not work as she wanted it to and it pulled many fans enjoyment from these episodes.
      Possible spoilers sorry!!!!
      In episode 31 Grog is facing and kills a vampire...keyleth was not in the room so she had no knowledge of a vampire at all, then on her turn, she burst into the room and tried to cast a sunbeam at a mist that once was the vampire.
      Matt said there was no reason she would attack a strange mist when her friend was surrounded and being attacked by a room full of soldiers and archers.
      She is very visibly..not happy with this, as this was probably the plan she was working on leading up to her turn.
      This is understandable...
      What is not understandable is her attitude towards this ruling by her DM, she was acting more like a child who wanted to do something and was mad when she couldn't do it.
      (This will not be the only time this will happen, not often, but it pops up just enough to become an average thing.)
      She is an adult playing a cooperative game, not a child playing by themselves. timestamp 1:30:30 give or take it goes on for about the fight with the vampire. edited for corrected time
      Both she and Sam both laugh right after so there was no tension of her saying this and this doesn't seem to have bothered Matt, but this was possibly the biggest nail in the coffin for many fans, myself including. 😞

  • @ebf336
    @ebf336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Tiberius: *finishes his turn*
    DM: Explains what happens
    Tiberius: I don't like that outcome, can I restart my entire turn

  • @MarcSola7
    @MarcSola7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    45:27 - 52:14 Vex's reaction to Percy making three exploding arrows is priceless, she didn't even want to haggle. As Vax says "That's going a bit beyond winking."

  • @Emma-Lumi
    @Emma-Lumi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    41:50 Percy:"Like Batman" because you know, noble whose parents got killed

    • @henryknowles3678
      @henryknowles3678 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thexevilxwulfy yeah! but with guns

    • @Zeppathy
      @Zeppathy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Batman has a gun... with a grappeling hook. Lol.

    • @CERap22
      @CERap22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Zeppathy he did when he first appeared

    • @areptiledisfunction3623
      @areptiledisfunction3623 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CERap22 I love Batman shadow rip off

    • @CERap22
      @CERap22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@areptiledisfunction3623 what's REALLY fascinating is that-- now that I'm on episode 94-- Percy actually is very close to Batman in the chaotic good sense.
      Highly deductive, Highly intelligent, secretive, vengeful, willing to go to EXTREMES.
      But to me-- Percy is actually a VERY close being like V (for Vendetta). He'll cause chaos on a.grand scale for a.larger greater good

  • @DSas2300
    @DSas2300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1943

    The Vex intro is incorrect. Trinket doesn't defend her fiercly. It is quite the other way around lol

    • @louisec-m9503
      @louisec-m9503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Many years ago, the conversation went a little like this:
      Vax: You're kidding, right? Now you've got a huge, hungry, dangerous pet we have to look after?
      Vex, thinking quickly: No, no, he's a GUARD bear.
      And she's kept up the ruse ever since.

    • @largehoman
      @largehoman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      David Sastre thats not fair, he kills like 2 or 3 things by the end of the campaign

    • @jamesgarlick4573
      @jamesgarlick4573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@louisec-m9503 yes! I am new to the group (started watching from C1-E1) and I really hope this becomes canon!

    • @jamesgarlick4573
      @jamesgarlick4573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@largehoman is that total through the whole campaign?

    • @louisec-m9503
      @louisec-m9503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jamesgarlick4573 - Welcome, have fun! ^^

  • @aviantheassassin9103
    @aviantheassassin9103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    55:55 It’s official. Grog unleashes his chihuahua on the tavern

  • @reichadendeng9007
    @reichadendeng9007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    I love Taliesin. He seems so humble and kind

    • @thudlite4319
      @thudlite4319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And then something funny happens and he turns red and dies of laughter. Taliesin is actually my favorite out of the whole group with Sam in close second.

    • @davidbrussard-composer7372
      @davidbrussard-composer7372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I always thought that Taliesin was underrated, but I'm really happy to see all the love he gets. He's quieter than the others, but he comes out with some absolute gold when he does speak.

  • @Tombert
    @Tombert 9 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    "Birds hate lightning."
    Orion pulling out the Pokemon logic.

    • @NathanWubs
      @NathanWubs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      +Noir Kazuma Probably.
      But general logic applies as well.

    • @dubbingsync
      @dubbingsync 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Well do you want to fly in a thunderstorm?

    • @jamesgarlick4573
      @jamesgarlick4573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@dubbingsync yes. Yes I do.
      Then again... I also like to stay outside during a tornado... so... I'm a bit crazy...

    • @jonahbardwell551
      @jonahbardwell551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I tried applying Fire Emblem logic. My first thought when Matt described the flying enemies was that Vex will be great for this cause bows do extra damage against flying enemies.

    • @ProbieKnox
      @ProbieKnox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Unless you're Zapdos.

  • @AnneIllustrating
    @AnneIllustrating 6 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    55:55 Grog and Scanlan confirmed for Groot and Rocket.

    • @justadummy8076
      @justadummy8076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The director of the GotG movie is a DnD fan and plays with Joe Manganiello so it could be inspired

    • @hammdogporkington3058
      @hammdogporkington3058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I am Grog

    • @k0pstl939
      @k0pstl939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pike as yandu

    • @Darksnakemrniceguy
      @Darksnakemrniceguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@walking_trees2371 just letting you know you can like now ;P

  • @historyrose1864
    @historyrose1864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2443

    Raise your hand if quarantine brought you to this. So happy that there was so much content to watch

    • @rocksolid1954
      @rocksolid1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Guilty, been here a little more than a month, will absolutely go to war for these people

    • @suzannerust8658
      @suzannerust8658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah I've only started watching in the last week or so and I love this show so far. My favourite has to Scanlan but like the relationship between Pike and Grog too.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A combination of quarantine and hearing my D&D friends talk about it so much.

    • @brenden6540
      @brenden6540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That and catching up on S2

    • @Shadowkey392
      @Shadowkey392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It didn’t, but it has given me a LOT of time to listen to it.

  • @jonsaw.490
    @jonsaw.490 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    the person at 58:16 who wrote _No one expects the Gnomish Intimidation!!_ in the chat is my personal hero of this episode

    • @confusedturtle183
      @confusedturtle183 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      can you explain where that comes from?

    • @jamespratt2243
      @jamespratt2243 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Monty Python, playing on “No One Expects the Spanish Inquisition”

  • @cyrose6324
    @cyrose6324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Scanlen: "We trust the council right?"
    Percy: *silent* "ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

    • @Befuddled_Ostrich
      @Befuddled_Ostrich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Fjord: "How can we trust the council if we *don't know who is on it* ."

    • @Darksnakemrniceguy
      @Darksnakemrniceguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Meanwhile percy i the least trust worthy person in the group.

  • @EnderLord007
    @EnderLord007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1611

    Taliesin: "This looks good." *takes a big gulp*
    *realizes it's brandy*

    • @marvinschwinn8359
      @marvinschwinn8359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Time stamp? :D

    • @nilsostrowski5863
      @nilsostrowski5863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@marvinschwinn8359 I don't have a time stamp, but it's pretty much in the beginning when Taliesin arrived. He was late and it happened the moment he joined the table

    • @marvinschwinn8359
      @marvinschwinn8359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nilsostrowski5863 Ok thanks. I will try to find it :D

    • @AliceHiraeth
      @AliceHiraeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@marvinschwinn8359 9:46 if you're still curious.

    • @marvinschwinn8359
      @marvinschwinn8359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AliceHiraeth Ah yes thank you :D

  • @gunthereinritterdesheilige8436
    @gunthereinritterdesheilige8436 8 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    but bears have a natural resistance against fish damage

    • @randomlygeneratedname
      @randomlygeneratedname 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i thought they were immune?

    • @jamesjuld
      @jamesjuld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      And advantage on saving throws against it

    • @orangephanta4514
      @orangephanta4514 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't they have advantage when using it in melee too?

    • @Hawwwlucha
      @Hawwwlucha 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I thought it'd heal them since they automatically consume the fish

    • @chrisparker6517
      @chrisparker6517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Hawwwlucha still has to roll an attack, fishes have terrible AC though.

  • @thatonewhiteguy991
    @thatonewhiteguy991 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Sometimes Orion's roleplay reminds me of Michael Scott at his improv classes, where literally everyone else in the room except him is painfully aware of how he's sucking every ounce of air out of the room.

    • @mushuable
      @mushuable ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What a brilliant analogy ! :')

    • @mwjohns4
      @mwjohns4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His character WIS is 4 or 6, i think, so ...

    • @mushuable
      @mushuable ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@mwjohns4 it doesn't excuse his behaviour. It's one of those terrible examples of "that's my character would do". Quite frankly the PC and the player seem to be sharing this low wisdom score.

    • @youshallnotpass567
      @youshallnotpass567 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mwjohns4anyone who uses that excuse to be a shit the whole game is a fucking douche

    • @alliryan326
      @alliryan326 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This actually seems like a great strategy to help make it less frustrating to watch as a viewer. Pretend it is an awkward comedy moment and wait for someone to else to look a the camera.

  • @carloscabanbarreto3990
    @carloscabanbarreto3990 8 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    When you spend two hours not knowing where Liams voice is coming from...

    • @meerkatphantom5499
      @meerkatphantom5499 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Carlo Caban same here xD i was like wtf wheres vax and why can i hear his voice?

    • @Vohalika
      @Vohalika 7 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      He rolled a 40+ Stealth roll again.

    • @hankpymp453
      @hankpymp453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Carlo Caban that time grog ate vax

    • @BrotherPraetus
      @BrotherPraetus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That would certanly explain the slight echo effect.

    • @fdj4601
      @fdj4601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hank Pymp congratulations! this holds the record for most cursed comment

  • @ilikemusic2773
    @ilikemusic2773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    I really like Percy/Taliesin, he rarely speaks but when he does it just has perfect timing to me, he seems like such a chill and humble dude :)

    • @hyfryd6677
      @hyfryd6677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I've backtracked from Campaign 2 a bit and he continues the trend really well, his C2 character really plays into his attitude a lot.

    • @ilikemusic2773
      @ilikemusic2773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hyfryd6677 oh how cool! Looking forward to finding out how the story and everybody will develop :)

    • @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll
      @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Taliesin Jaffe is a pretty interesting guy, and has led a pretty interesting life. Can recommend his "Between the Sheets" interview if you want to know more. (All the interviews they did in that series are chill and interesting.)
      th-cam.com/video/gZyspWOP0o8/w-d-xo.html

    • @obama9016
      @obama9016 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hyfryd6677i’m not a big fan of his c3 character but I only watched like 20 eps before switching to c1

  • @JakeDavidHarrison
    @JakeDavidHarrison 8 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    1:10:05 Percy's death-stare of 'are you going to mention the Briarwoods again'.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Clickbait comment.

    • @vcagande7998
      @vcagande7998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *VIETNAM FLASHBLACKS*

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was afraid that would happen too 😂

  • @jacobdennis5063
    @jacobdennis5063 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I love when Orion tried to chime in like he always does in trinkets re armoring story Matt just says "your not there" and then is back to Laura

    • @CaolánTheCryptidCrow
      @CaolánTheCryptidCrow 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Oh dang I didn’t notice that. I’ll need to go back and see that. Who else is watching this for the first time in 2024?

    • @ashattack1021
      @ashattack1021 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me!! I watched the campaigns backwards lol I started and got hooked with BH, got caught up so decided to watch MN and fell in love, then decided to finish up with VM. ​@@CaolánTheCryptidCrow

    • @Jay-is6jt
      @Jay-is6jt 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@CaolánTheCryptidCrow Me :)

    • @skycastrum5803
      @skycastrum5803 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@CaolánTheCryptidCrow A few of us. Been interesting. I'm appreciating spotting the rule errors. It's both good practice and a reminder that they aren't the end of the world since the story can still be great.

  • @jasminestyles93
    @jasminestyles93 9 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    anybody else get mad goosebumps when Pike was forgiven by Sarenrae ?

    • @twinblade63
      @twinblade63 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Jasmine Styles i kinda would have preferred if Matt had pretended like the symbol stayed broken, and then "revealed" during battle or some other tense moment, as Pike happens to look down at it and see its in perfect condition again and even stronger than ever. feel as though it would have been even more goosebump inducing

    • @jasminey1589
      @jasminey1589 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      except Pike is duch a devout follower of Sarenrae its unlikely that the character wouldn't keep checking up on the symbol

    • @heinrichthurston6961
      @heinrichthurston6961 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Jasminnie “Jas” Marie woah pike would be awesome with a Dutch accent.

    • @jasminey1589
      @jasminey1589 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heinrich Thurston rip

    • @theLadySpies
      @theLadySpies 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I literally teared up

  • @octo448
    @octo448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Kima: Sorry I'm late, I was doing... something.
    Allura: I'm Something.

  • @jamessherrell904
    @jamessherrell904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1132

    Sam hates that useless bear and how he always has to use up his highest level spell slots to transport it everywhere, but he just cant say that to Laura's sweet, smiling face. So cute.

    • @isaac8734
      @isaac8734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      He takes all that frustration and passes to Laura's next campaign animal companions

    • @mr.fluffles1552
      @mr.fluffles1552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      @@Anton_Jermakoŭ In Laura's defense, the Beastmaster Ranger in Pathfinder is way better than the one in 5e D&D. Shes the only one that got a serious downgrade to her class when they switched systems for the stream. And Trinket is, like, the whole central thing for her subclass. Beastmaster needs a revision, because it sucks in 5e

    • @FrancoisMarchant
      @FrancoisMarchant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Exactly. The fact that she basically has to chose between her actions or the bear actions is absolutely crazy, and defeats the whole purpose of having a companion. Plus, why would she ever forgo her own actions (spells, magic arrows, etc) to make what is a buffed CR 1 monster act in her stead.

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And yet she talks shit about Doty

    • @shibby758
      @shibby758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@mr.fluffles1552 oh yeah. 100% rangers in pathfinder there pets our much better even getting there own action.

  • @Hoztyle619
    @Hoztyle619 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    I like how Scanlan has been pressing Tiberius for a couple of episodes now about his antics during the fight with the beholder. Kinda reflects how Sam and the other players start to feel about Orion's bullshit.

  • @elminsters
    @elminsters 9 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    0:06:54 - Orion sings and the group joins in
    0:07:12 - Game starts, Part 1 begins
    0:09:56 - Vex messes with Scanlan's ability to identify which is Vex and which is Vax
    0:19:09 - Scanlan refers to the awesome hat he is wearing, which he knows that Tiberius wants
    0:23:32 - Gilmore!
    0:44:31 - Scanlan sings a song of inspiration for Percy
    0:48:59 - Pikes holy symbol has repaired itself after she did some introspection
    0:51:43 - Pike heals Vax's foot
    0:55:25 - Groggs gets a 4 on a persuasion role and that's with the best which gives a persuasion bonus
    0:55:56 - Scanlan has Grogg's back and won't let that 4 stand in his way
    1:01:52 - Scanlan protests that he would never use the potion to spy on Pike naked
    1:06:47 - Grogg sings "say what you need to say"
    1:09:03 - Is Lady Alora flirting with Tiberius?
    1:12:44 - Scanlan introduces himself as the de-facto leader of the group with Tiberius as his second
    1:21:32 - Vex and Pike's hair blow in the wind
    1:25:35 - Tiberius takes a selfie with the group and sky-boat in it. The DM makes a joke.
    1:30:16 - Part 1 ends, Break starts
    1:33:16 - The channel (as of when this episode was filmed) needs 7,000 subscribers to break even in terms of costs.
    1:50:42 - Break ends
    1:53:40 - Part 2 beings
    1:56:30 - Grogg and Pike re-enact an iconic scene from Titanic
    2:21:21 - The group sings some background music
    2:28:52 - Scanlan sings to cast Bigsby's Hand
    2:30:42 - Scanlan sings a song of inspiration for Vex
    2:31:49 - Pike casts Hollow. Scanlan comments on this...
    2:33:38 - Pike comments that her turn was a complete waste
    2:55:19 - The group does the Star Trek thing
    2:59:34 - The channel just hit 4,000 subscribers
    3:07:51 - Scanlan sings along to the background music, making up his own lyrics
    3:22:33 - Scanlan sings you miss me like the desserts miss the rain
    3:24:08 - Matt asks Percy "how do you want to do this"
    3:29:23 - The Captain says he would normally throw the attacker overboard, at which point, Grogg does just that.
    3:34:25 - End of Part 2, game session ends.
    3:36:33 - It's Matt's birthday and everyone sings Happy Birthday!
    3:38:23 - We restart the game momentarily to find out if Grogg has grown a beard
    3:58:48 - #Panlan

    • @LingaKinga
      @LingaKinga 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +Blake Dale I usually watch this on my phone so giving you a like is beyond my power.. but you make life so much easier, cheers!

    • @elminsters
      @elminsters 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Paul Blizniukas lol, thanks :)

    • @LokNWykLeer
      @LokNWykLeer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Blake Dale 1:59:35 Tiberius crafts a Prestidigitation scroll for Keyleth.

    • @ThommeGun
      @ThommeGun 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Blake Dale 2:19:16 keyleth makes an acme cartoon

    • @JohnRed53
      @JohnRed53 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Blake Dale ty

  • @kendallmcdonald3130
    @kendallmcdonald3130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    The “oh! I’ve made my way through siblings!” Taliesin is too funny sometimes

  • @Never_heart
    @Never_heart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    It is crazy to think that this shot in the dark that is Critical Role basically single handedly made Geek and Sundry successful, as well as became one of the most well known tabletop shows in the world, and has been a major part of the tabletop renaissance.

    • @littlesquiddiesttv
      @littlesquiddiesttv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      i also think it was just such perfect timing, dnd was already on the up with 5th edition being really popular, the advent and rise of twitch, along with a group of talented voice actors starting a dnd game, it was just the perfect storm for this powerhouse and i love it

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wil Wheaton's Tabletop was a going concern so I object to the single handely part of your statement. It's unfortunate that Felicia sold rights to Legendary who ended up ruining everything. Thankfully the group thought ahead and maintained control by securing their own rights first or we may not have had as much of Critical Role as we have/had.

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@littlesquiddiesttv Definitely timing mattered a lot. The ttrpg Renaissance had barely begun and they were not the first long form live play stream. But the stars aligned for their success. And here we are

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MorinehtarTheBlue I forgot he ran that. I never watched it much just due to me being so new to ttrpgs. But I remember it having quite the following.

    • @pauljinkerson6359
      @pauljinkerson6359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tabletop was the OG powerhouse show. Wil and FeliCa did a lot of amazing work there way before these guys picked up a re packaged game from the 70s and used it to pad their resumes’

  • @42ShadowHawk
    @42ShadowHawk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    Binging currently. Orion is literally the kid on the playground that was like “i get an invincible forcefield cause I’m like suuuper cool and better than everyone else also I get a spell that does infinity damage cause IM the main character”

    • @MoonyFBM
      @MoonyFBM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That is such a perfect way of putting it oh my god

    • @quotablegnome8621
      @quotablegnome8621 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I read this in Cartmans voice for some reason

  • @taramorgan3911
    @taramorgan3911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Why is nobody talking about the little burping exchange between Ashley and Travis at 14:59 because it is the most adorable thing I've ever seen

  • @pwkis
    @pwkis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    44:30 Tinkerin' on a prayer by Scan Jovi

    • @miles6283
      @miles6283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Scon Jovi

    • @thats_so_laven
      @thats_so_laven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are a fucking hero, man

  • @Aureolelegends
    @Aureolelegends 9 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    That guard that Nat 20'd and rolled full damage: my party would have hired him as an intern - it's how we got our Barbarian.

  • @jesselindsey9760
    @jesselindsey9760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    9:48 You know, up until now, Liam was my favourite member. But Taliesin's instinctive "oh, gonna drink this" and his reaction speaks to me and reminds me a lot of a friend I haven't spoken to in a long time. He has officially cemented hiself as my favourite cast member.

  • @nymeria941
    @nymeria941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    My favorite part is when they just start singing the fight music and all go "wooOOOOOO!" like that ominous horn

    • @jeshegames
      @jeshegames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anna Goldberg at first I thought you were talking about when they were singing living on a prayer - Journey

    • @takingflight7656
      @takingflight7656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They do this almost like clockwork at the end of Campaign 2. I love it!

  • @teejaykaye
    @teejaykaye 8 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    1:04:50 "The arcane elements... fire, lightning... salmon..."

    • @switch158
      @switch158 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Thats fish damage, totally different thing... lmao

    • @CountryMusicMann
      @CountryMusicMann 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's the realm of the demon lord Dagon.

    • @gokai976
      @gokai976 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sounds like Sheogorath shennanigans!

    • @gunthereinritterdesheilige8436
      @gunthereinritterdesheilige8436 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      but matt forgot to mention that bears have a natural resistance to fish damage

    • @Killerzerg117
      @Killerzerg117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tj Locke everything changed when the salmon nation attacked.

  • @RobertHartleyGM
    @RobertHartleyGM 8 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    2:38:00 15 episodes in and we finally get to see Trinket earning his keep by fighting for the first time... Oh, wait, natural 1.

    • @pokfen1812
      @pokfen1812 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you for inspiring me and awakening interest in D&D Rob.
      Now I am here. Catching up missed 8 years of Critical Role.

    • @RobertHartleyGM
      @RobertHartleyGM ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @pokfen1812 Wow, a fan in the wild, on a comment from before I was also doing this for a living! I hate to think how deep this comment would have been buried!

  • @willieterry3159
    @willieterry3159 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Matt gives Orion so many opportunities to play with the team, and he just...won't .

    • @SpookySkeletonDD
      @SpookySkeletonDD 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The guy is just a douche. Taints the episodes and brings everyone down.

  • @Katie-Kat26
    @Katie-Kat26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Vex: I thought you were into Gilmore, darling?
    Vax: I'm hard to pin down. 😂
    Laura sees it, and I love her for it ❤

  • @eddiecollins7665
    @eddiecollins7665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Ever since Vax did an insight check on Keyleth back in the underdark he’s been growing more and more big-brotherly towards her. I say our handsome sneaky rogue may have developed a crush on our druid.

    • @vispiguel
      @vispiguel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      yess I'm totally shipping it

    • @emorockerrl
      @emorockerrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You don’t even know the have of it just wait yes ship them for sure

    • @annalisasteinnes
      @annalisasteinnes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      You can see Marisha gets a flash of insight about this when Liam says he's going to be Keyleth's assistant during her spell writing marathon. She gets this look of surprised, happy realization on her face.

    • @juleskessler5243
      @juleskessler5243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Not sure big brother is the right term but yeah, it’s adorable. Go back to episode 10 at 2:28:50, Vax slaps Keyleth out of the scry spell on K’Varn and we get a very cute half smile from him.

    • @elmatilda
      @elmatilda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@juleskessler5243 oh my god just went back and looked at that and his smile is so adorable

  • @B0TFrosty
    @B0TFrosty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I love how the party was kinda suspect and mistrustful of Teera and then when they ask her for her age and she says "I don't know" they immediately get attached lol

  • @thatguygames26
    @thatguygames26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    I never noticed “Percy’s” name was Taliesin... that’s a name worthy of a D&D character.

    • @LongLiveHumour
      @LongLiveHumour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      His name is _Taliesin Axelrod Jaffe._ That's a NAME.

    • @thatguygames26
      @thatguygames26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      LongLiveHumour DAMN

    • @taRomi93
      @taRomi93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      His real name sounds more like a DnD name and his DnD name more like real life one :D (at least the first name)

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      You can thank the Welsh for that.

    • @S_047
      @S_047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I think I saw this comment in the first ep
      , everyone's characters has a D&D sounding name except Percy. But all their real names are normal except Taliesin.

  • @Gabiii47
    @Gabiii47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1739

    Tiberius turn starts: Wha, who, what's that over there? Who's that? Wha, whu, what's that thing? So guys. What do i do? What do i do guys? Well, wha. Well i'll use telekinesis, nothing too fancy, i'll launch the moon towards earth, or half the moon if it's easier, and just bring it back and forth and back and forth and back and forth.

    • @JruJewJitsu
      @JruJewJitsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Lmao
      I cant stand him. He just flings the elf into a ballista, when he could have literally flung him off the side. At the LEAST taking him off for a few turns. Fires off a ballista bolt, which waste a turn. Deals 7 fucking damage and leaves an enemy on the board.

    • @Fettman89
      @Fettman89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Holding out on the episode he leaves on, I get creepy vibes from him with how he is with Marisha, just not interested in him or his character, but really dont want to miss 20 episodes of story.

    • @nyru4922
      @nyru4922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      lmao we was pissed off during all the fight because of his two wasted rounds

    • @matsh5633
      @matsh5633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@nyru4922 His first round wasn't even wasted, but yea, he felt that way cuz the rider didn't die.

    • @traxedm1532
      @traxedm1532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@JruJewJitsu Tiberius has a Wisdom score of like 6... seems perfectly in character to not make the common sense decision to fling the elf over the side.

  • @Ultimus31
    @Ultimus31 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I love how throughout the entire game it sounds like Vax has a metal bucket on his head.

    • @jeshegames
      @jeshegames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That’s the tinfoil hat he got from Clarence.

    • @nielsvoorburg8108
      @nielsvoorburg8108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jeshegames that would be a great way to animate when someone is skyping in

  • @ThePerrperr
    @ThePerrperr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    I want them to make a 90s sitcom style opening for Critical Role.

    • @Denemil
      @Denemil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      ThePerrperr With Grog turning around over to the camera, pointing into it while winking. I'm thinking too many cooks but shorter and less creepy.

    • @ThePerrperr
      @ThePerrperr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Berend Brokkenpap exactly. with crt effect on the screen, too.

    • @Stellafera
      @Stellafera 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Wrong decade, but your wish has been granted...

    • @jhinpotion9230
      @jhinpotion9230 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Close. Real close.

    • @nicolasbehounek805
      @nicolasbehounek805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Somehow, someway, He has seen the future

  • @honeysuckel1351
    @honeysuckel1351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Please give whoever is writing the subtitles a raise. (Alarmed bear noises) sent me

  • @MisterTingles
    @MisterTingles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    if Orion wasn't trying to maximize his output *literally* everytime it's his turn, everybody would be alright with alot of his problem solving, especially Matt. that turn where he used the telekinesis wyvern rider was amazing, especially trying to dragon-talk the wyvern away, not threatening to kill it, but giving it the option of 'fight with me, or go and be free somewhere other than here'. if he wasn't so dead-set on being the uber-badass of the group, the only one who can actually do things, not giving the rest of the group the respect they should have earned, Matt (or *any* DM) would be ecstatic at that particular outside the box turn, but as it is, it's just another 'oh, yes, this should throw a wrench in things, as is to be expected of my character Tiberius, who is awesome and knows all the right spells for every pickle we might find ourselves in, mostly because i bend the restrictions i should be sticking to, spending *WAY* more spells than i actually have, cause i want to, what do you mean i can't do that, poppycock!' kind of turn, that ends up being rewarded with a 'no, the wyvern is too well trained to listen to you and swoops down to pick up his rider, sorry.'
    credit where credit is due, but if you cultivate a strenuous relationship with the DM, you're setting yourself up for disappointment, whereas if you work with and try and stay within your character's means, the DM is going to be overjoyed to grant you that little bit of 'oh alright, i'm gonna allow it, even if it's strictly speaking not quite within the boundaries of the rules, and this is a dire situation.'
    and don't think i'm hating on a particular type of playstyle, the min-maxer or the rules-lawyer, *I'M* usually the guy that tries to play the super-annoying teleport happy swordmage or something and moves the figures across the board as if i was cheating at chess while flipping you the bird. i love figuring out how to most effectively and efficiently use the powers at my disposal, but you gotta be able to allow your character to hit that wall of 'i just can't do that, it's just out of my reach, i have no spell slots left to cast anything that could help, i worked my ass off to get this far and it feels like it.' instead of 'yeah, technically i can't, but i want to, so i'll do it, and if you tell me i can't, i'll be very cross and pull out one of my many magical artifacts which lets me do it after all, even though i would probably have to attune it first, forgetting completely, not to attune more than three at a time, although i should probably share these around with the group instead of having three head-slot items anyway, but screw all that, i wanna do it now and you better all thank me for it and say that i saved the day.'
    sorry, just irks me. it's not dissimillar to the example Matt mentioned that led him to become a DM in the first place, with his DM playing a character that he build in a ridiculous, OP fashion, not constraining himself and unbalancing the enjoyment for everybody else. It's the age-old discrepancy between Wizards and Fighters with one having the elements at their disposal and the other hitting things with a sword, often times the amount of fun for the guy playing the fighter is very minimal, waiting for the Wizard to stop controlling the stars for a minute, so they can hit the boss once and go back to sleep. but here everybody is so happy with the constraints their characters face in themselves and the world that Matt built, that Orion just sticks out like a sore thumb. Travis has *so* much downtime in between his turns, but gets so much enjoyment both out of observing his friends be awesome, and playing off of them whenever he's up, focusing on what his character could contribute to the conversation or conflict, instead of trying to crack the code of the game and beat the system.
    alright, i'm done.

    • @floydwurst9948
      @floydwurst9948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I could not disagree more. The magical artifact that he keept using was his one stone, thats were he is getting his telekinesis spells from, he offered the super powerful crown-thing to scanlan. The way I see it he was not happy but fine with the wyvern picking up that guy. But telling your DM that you want to slam a dude into a Ballista, get a nat 20 on your role just to get 7 dm out of that and then seeing how multiple other players get the chance to do-over their turns has to be frustrating. As for the Beholder fight that people keep giving him shit for: he was just the only one sticking to the original plan to fight the beholder together with the freed mindflayers.

    • @lord6617
      @lord6617 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The plan literally called for him to fly 200 feet up and drop the fomorian. It takes 2-3 turns to fly back down. The first phase of the battle was over at 3 turns in. Do the math idiots (to the complaining commentariat)

    • @AllCanadiaReject
      @AllCanadiaReject 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tiberius didn't flake, he was getting reinforcements.

    • @Sandals578
      @Sandals578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      MrTingles only thing that rubs me the wrong way is the way he goes about it. Always trying to cheat the system is what I’m seeing. Granted that’s kinda the sorcerer gimmick but at some point it just comes across as obnoxious.

    • @Blazcarn
      @Blazcarn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@floydwurst9948 Except that he didn't wanted to slam the guy to the ballista, he was trying to skewer him. I noticed that most of the time he's not paying attention to what his team is doing and waste a lot of time asking what just happened, like the ballista example that was fired a turn ago. He is the most powerful character and most of the time do nothing expecting his teammates to cry for his help, only to deny it or do something "original" but ineffective.
      I know what he has been through and wish no one what he had to endure, but right now I'm just expecting something stupid or metagaming from him until his out.

  • @ethanpeterson5640
    @ethanpeterson5640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I love their synchronized singing for Taliesin's crafting checks. This is a D&D group at its best.

  • @michealapoppell9463
    @michealapoppell9463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    "Flatter will get you everything!"
    Does Gilmore know I would die for him

    • @Thisone109
      @Thisone109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If he doesn't you should tell him. Remember It'll get every where 😉

    • @timbrown4086
      @timbrown4086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Was Gilmore modelled after Oscar Wilde?!

    • @Nixahma
      @Nixahma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Gilmore just radiates good energy. I don’t quite know what it is, but this man *vibes.*

    • @kassandraclauser8207
      @kassandraclauser8207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not gonna lie, I'm pretty sure Gilmore is the other-dimension version of Tulio from El Dorado.

    • @morgandavis4012
      @morgandavis4012 ปีที่แล้ว

      He wouldn't allow that. Generally speaking, Dead Customers are bad for business. Unless you cater to Necromancy, in which case it just makes marketing very complicated

  • @Jon0326
    @Jon0326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Matt then: Sorry I don’t have an Air Elemental Miniature, I’m usually really good with this.
    Matt now: No, Sam. I don’t have floating tomato miniature for your spiritual weapon.

  • @MarkZeroGaming
    @MarkZeroGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    +10 to Mercer for imposing disadvantage due to selfie staff.

  • @GodsofGaming64
    @GodsofGaming64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    “I don’t need validation, save it for Orion” Thank you Marisha

    • @hplexicon
      @hplexicon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ohhhhhhhhh

    • @syafiqmahdi2316
      @syafiqmahdi2316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Timestamp?

    • @matiaspizarro7960
      @matiaspizarro7960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Here you go folks 3:20:19

    • @johnathanflannagan2407
      @johnathanflannagan2407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That's a lie, she's constantly trying to be the loudest and most obnoxious player.

    • @hplexicon
      @hplexicon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@johnathanflannagan2407 Orion is a he

  • @Steelrat1994
    @Steelrat1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Orion is just one of those painful for DM players that says every turn: 'and I'm doing this to oneshot everything with my magic completely ignoring any spell descriptions or rules and doing like 10 actions per turn and redacting them three times over'. And then gets frustrated that DM didn't go along with it.

    • @stollwerk
      @stollwerk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yup

    • @u34cant21see143me
      @u34cant21see143me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I was thinking the same thing. seeing him and how Liam plays Celab is night and day and so much better to watch. Only a few more episodes till he is gone...

    • @smurphftw2008
      @smurphftw2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I was hoping the comment section of this episode would free of the constant pissing and moaning about Orion but alas, it was not to be.

    • @circuscassie
      @circuscassie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@smurphftw2008 I mean Orion was a POS in game and off game so what did you expect

    • @faithjolley6034
      @faithjolley6034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      ​@@smurphftw2008 You know, I got through the entirety of the Mighty Nein campaign in less than a month and a half because it was so good. The characters were amazing, everyone collaborated, even though Caleb and Nott's decisions were selfish and rocky at the start, everything was handled beautifully and in character, and they changed and became team players. It's taking me much longer to get through this campaign, not because the quality is worse and the group dynamic isn't nearly as established, but because Orion is ruining it for me. We're allowed to criticize people, especially when they act like he does. If you want comment sections without complaints about Orion, get to the episodes where he's not there anymore.

  • @herbertkraft7379
    @herbertkraft7379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Rewatching this episode made me realize:
    Keyleth enjoying the fall from the ship is just a reeeeaaaaally long foreshadowing for the Goldfish

    • @adechandrahasibuan4612
      @adechandrahasibuan4612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha, damn, man. Damn.

    • @TheSolitaryGrape
      @TheSolitaryGrape 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also, when they were talking about her turning into a shark instead of an air elemental like "haha that'd be a terrible idea!" 💀

  • @The1WithoutFear
    @The1WithoutFear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    For those who want to know the events of this episode without listening to the full thing (because of Orion's increasingly poor behavior, both in-game and in reality), I will be putting a brief action summation below for people to read, and doing the same with every episode from this one to Episode 27 (the last one Orion appears in). Spoilers below!
    - Our Story resumes with... the party standing outside of Gilmore's Glorious Goods, sorting through their new gear and dividing it amongst themselves. Listed below are what each party member has bought (with descriptions of each item's perks listed in my comment on the previous episode): Vax has a Dagger of Life-Stealing +1, Vex has a Pearl of Power, Pike has a Frostbrand shortsword & commissioned enchanted plate armor (will take an in-game month's time to be finished), Grog has a Belt of Dwarven Kind & two boxes of Gilmore's Glorious colored wax (crayons), Percy hasa tome titled A Manual on Quickness in Action & a mythril chain undershirt, Keyleth has a Ring of Protection +2, Tiberius has a Cloak of Displacement, Scanlan has Coldsnap Leather Armor +2, and sitting in the Bag of Holding are 3 superior healing potions, 6 greater healing potions, 2 potions of petrification removal, & a Ring of Evasion.
    - Tiberius attempts for a 3rd time to trade with Scanlan, but to no avail; Scanlan insists that he wants to think on it. Scanlan, Keyleth, & Tiberius then head back into Gilmore's to do some last-minute shopping; Scanlan inquires about a custom potion that will allow him to leave a mark in any place he's seen firsthand. Gilmore pledges to brew this within 2 days. Keyleth finds 2 books titled Essential Herbalism & The Nature of Nature (serving as a starting point on collecting alchemical components needed for potion-making). Once Scanlan is done, Tiberius asks about further enchanting an already-enchanted item. Gilmore warily tells Tiberius that such arcane abilities are obscenely rare, leaving Tiberius disappointed. Meanwhile, Vex seeks out a smith that can forge something new for Trinket. They meet Karin, a Dwarven woman who promises she will make armor for Trinket out of the Bullette hide the party collected in the Underdark.
    - Over the next 2 days off, each member spends their time as follows: Percy goes to his workshop & starts making both a grappling hook arrow & a more refined version of his earlier explosive arrow (3 of those; one of which was made so precisely it may carry a bonus effect). For these arrows, Vex kisses Percy on the cheek, to which he teases, "I... I'm just kissing everyone in the party now, am I? I've made my way through the twins, so who's next?" Pike secludes herself in the Temple of Saran Ray, spending time in constant prayer & apology for her violent actions in the Underdark. On the 2nd day, she feels Saran Ray touch her & reassure her of its presence; the crack in her holy symbol is gone, now looking brand new. Vax, who has been patiently waiting for his foot to finally be healed with the blessing of Saran Ray's divine touch upon Pike, sees his foot complete healed as though it were never harmed to being with. Grog visits the Laughing Lamia Tavern with Scanlan, seeking information on other goliaths nearby. Grog fails to persuade, but Scanlan manages to scare the f**k out of the whole bar. A young halfling answers in fear: "n-no...," but a human warrior informs both Scanlan & Grog that just south of Kraghammer's entranceway, a bold clan of goliaths have been daring to attack merchant caravans headed to Iman. Keyleth spends her 2 days in the keep reading her new books, taking notes and studying to learn the basics of potion-making. Tiberius locks himself away in his room, enchanting another earring so that everyone in the party can have one, rather than leaving 1 or 2 members out. He's about halfway done when the 3rd day of home-living dawns.
    - On Day 3, the party receives a message from the Council: "Please come hastily." Scanlan picks up his custom potion from Gilmore's, & Vex picks up Trinket's new armor from the smithy (the armor gives +2 AC & resistance to bludgeoning). While en route, the party stops at Allura's Tower so Tiberius can ask Allura about finishing the earring he'd started; she pledges to do so, as well as finishing the warp circle in the Keep. Tiberius thanks her with a purple dandy (a flower) & after some teasing from the group, they go to the Palace where they see the Council members (described in a comment on the previous episode), along with 2 envoys from Vasselheim. After some brief hesitation from Tiberius, he moves the Horn of Orcus from Grog's Bag of Holding into the Order's holy box.
    - Everyone heads to Cloudtop, where their airship and Captain Damon await them. Provisions are already aboard, & he attempts to answer questions before boarding. However, Keyleth - enamored by the magnificent skyline - nearly falls over a ledge. Grog saves her by holding her shirt so that she can simulate flying for a moment. Tiberius, meanwhile... **MASSIVE eyeroll**... casts "Image Capture" on the end of his staff so that he can "take a portrait of himself with the ship in the background." -__- A whistle blows, & everyone boards the ship - "We're off!"
    - Fast-forward 2 days, during which time: Percy & Keyleth continue studying ("Manual on Quickening..." for Percy, "Natural Herbalism" for Keyleth); Grog & Pike spend some time bonding, exploring the ship; Vax aids Keyleth in making two Polymorph scrolls - one for Vex to use on Trinket when needed, & one for Tiberius to use if he needs to save a use of Fly; Vex watches Captain Damon from atop the deck, observing his habits and leadership. On the 3rd day of the voyage, everyone is woken by the sudden lurching of the ship. Grog goes to check on Kima and the holy box while everyone else rushes topside, with Scanlan asking the captain what's wrong: 4 dragon-like beasts are surrounding the ship, & all of them are being ridden upon by humanoid creatures armed with spears, waiting for an opportunity to dismount. The battle begins!
    - The creatures are seen to be 3 wyverns & a griffin; despite the efforts of the twins to take out the griffin and its rider early, they don't deal enough damage to stop it from swooping in & carrying away a crewman of the ship, dropping him into the sky below to a certain death; the same fate also befalling one of the wyvern riders thanks to Tiberius' fondness for telekinesis. However, he fails to speak to the wyvern, who dives to catch its rider. Grog ties himself to the ship's left side with his chain, & Keyleth polymorphs one of the wyverns into a rabbit, damning it to a freefall as its rider lands a grappling hook toss onto the ship's right side. Thanks to Percy and Scanlan, two beasts hurl their riders; half of the enemy forces are either separated from their beasts on deck, or separated permanently.
    - Vex makes her way behind Grog as cover for her attack, nailing the griffin with a lightning arrow & ordering Trinket to pummel the wyvern Percy downed. However, due to the flailing of the wyvern's poisonous tail, Trinket ignores the order out of self-preservation. Vax makes a dash to the downed wyvern, and begins carving into it like a turkey. Tiberius, still not paying attention to anything but himself, turns to run from the rear of the boat towards the center deck, once again using telekinesis to... **Heavy sigh...** fling the elven griffin rider on the right side into the front-facing ballista, setting it off - firing the bolt off into the sky... nice going there, Tibs.
    - Keyleth, who was flung overboard by the griffin, shifts into an air elemental form, returns to the deck, & summons a small twister to fling the griffin's rider overboard. This shift in battle is short-lived, as the wyvern that Tiberius attempted to speak with has caught its rider, & over time made it's way to the rear of the ship, where the rider throws her spear into one of the arcane crystals holding up the ship! As everyone tumbles, Percy turns towards the rear & fires 2 rounds into the wyvern before it can carry Captain Damon off to kill him. Scanlan uses his Mage Hand to push the elven rider Tiberius failed to kill earlier completely off the boat, now falling to his actual death. One of the ship crewman returns to the right-side ballista & fires point-blank into the wounded griffin, sending his corpse spiraling towards the sea, & Vex uses her new grappling arrow to yank the halfling rider right off the mount of the last wyvern as her brother finishes the second one off with daggers. Then - in a rather dickish move, even for Tiberius - he calls back to Vax, saying "I like your idea," expending sorcerer points he doesn't even have to launch mystical daggers at the last wyvern, attempting to cut his wing off. -_______-
    - With only the last wyvern remaining (the party says they want to keep the rider alive for questioning), Percy takes aim from below, & after the last 2 shots from his first clip, the wyvern stands stunned; now is Percy's moment (HDYWTDT?). He goes full Wild West on the beast, firing all six rounds of a new clip in less than 10 seconds to finish it off. Keyleth fails to snag any parts from the body as it falls past her, & instead flies back up to the deck to reunite with everyone else.
    - End of Chapter: the party questions the halfling woman who's survived, & after a few questions from Grog & Tiberius (turns out they were just sky pirates & nothing more), they ask Damon what to do. Before he can finish the phrase "I would drop them norm...." Grog lets go, & Vex catches her (the grappling arrow still lodged in her shoulder from the battle), chastising Grog. Pike heals her & learns her name: Tira. Tiberius casts magic to clean her clothes & skin a bit, & the party offers her a legit job aboard the ship if she promises not to steal anything. She does so, & after Percy confirms the safety of the holy box, they all make their way below deck to rest & recoup.

    • @crunchylettuce8461
      @crunchylettuce8461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wait he's still there for episode 27?? :(( I thought he left after ep17...

    • @The1WithoutFear
      @The1WithoutFear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@crunchylettuce8461 Unfortunately not (hence why I have a LOT of dictation left to do). He departs after Episode 27, due to the "personal disagreements" cited by Geek & Sundry in their initial statement all those years ago. However, it's believed that Matthew, out of kindness and respect for his friend, asked permission to inhabit the role of Tiberius for a 'departure' scene of sorts, allowing the remaining cast to say goodbyes in Chapter 37 before concretely moving on in the campaign without Orion or plotholes regarding where Tiberius is/was. I haven't seen the episodes ahead of C1E16 in full yet (only pieces and parts), so trust that I will work hard to transcribe as quickly as I can over the next few days to make this easier on people. All I ask in exchange is for a like on the post, so that others can see it. ^_^

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@The1WithoutFear
      Your request for a like is reasonable. I will not need the transcript (at least not yet) but it's nice of you to make sure it exists for those who would need it.

    • @PuckisWasTaken
      @PuckisWasTaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      (leaving a comment so this gets boosted to the top go brrrrr)

    • @thefunkiestbroom5241
      @thefunkiestbroom5241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I appreciate you transcribing like this since I can not stand Orions cheating and bad manners, plus never paying attention

  • @christiandmcgee
    @christiandmcgee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    *Tiberius:* Has the full capability to dash, jump off the edge of the airship (very heroically probably) and dive towards the guard that was thrown off the ship by the wyvern, use sorcery points for quickened spell (which should be super easy, barely an inconvenience since Tiberius has like 40 sorcery points at level 10 anyway) cast fly as a 4th level spell with himself and the guard as targets, and absolutely and heroically save the day, at least for that guard.
    *Also Tiberius:* i'd like to ruin that completely functional ballista

    • @ignisshadowflame1027
      @ignisshadowflame1027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Which I think that was a uncharacteristic decision from Orion because Tiberius as a character would have done that just to get attention

    • @bowserbrowser6559
      @bowserbrowser6559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Orion can't leave the show soon enough, if I was dming this game I would make his life hell untill he got the hint to respect the other players at the table. If you want a DM to constantly bend the rules for you then maybe play well with others especially on this platform centered around entertainment through amazing story telling and great personalities. In short, guys a dick.

    • @XxShadow101xX
      @XxShadow101xX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bowserbrowser6559 Well you could just tell him to shove off instead of being passive-aggressive. He would pick up on that and get more aggressive and rude, just making it worse for everyone. :/ Luckily I haven't had terrible players yet, but I think ripping off the bandaid would be better.

    • @ericandkylaflowers1727
      @ericandkylaflowers1727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Props for using “super easy, barely an inconvenience”

    • @zoltanszaszi2264
      @zoltanszaszi2264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      DM: Saving the day is TIGHT! Aren't you going to run out of sorcery points though?
      Orion: Nah because I have like 40 sorcery points I decided.
      DM: But how do the rules allow that?
      Orion: Listen man I need you to get aaall the way off my back about the rules okay?

  • @canadian__ninja
    @canadian__ninja 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    That look from Travis can only come from a husband who has seen more than his share of Laura's haggling IRL

  • @Gldenbunny
    @Gldenbunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I just wanna say well done to Matt on how he handled letting everyone have their own moments. For roleplay it’s incredible. And so fun to watch!

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The group's reaction to the bunny statement is amazing I rewatched it a few times to get everyone's face the moment they imagine it and it's just pure gold.

  • @synthellaart1587
    @synthellaart1587 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Oh, I love how Matt and Taliesin discuss Percys inventions. It's somehow super nice to listen to. This whole shopping and item trading is super fun and relaxing to watch/listen to, just feels natural. Hard to explain for me. I also feel like Scanlan and Gilmore could start so much Chaos together, I love them both so much.

  • @jakebot666
    @jakebot666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Im starting to love Percy, starting off and hearing his back story I thought he would be some edgy loner who tries to be the smartest in the room. But no he has been consistently funny, light hearted and genuinely clever

    • @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll
      @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The description Taliesin has used repeatedly is that Percy tends to operate under the assumption that he is "the only adult in the room." So you're not really wrong in your first impression! XD

    • @cadeezell
      @cadeezell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I get that vibe with his character in the third campaign though. But he is playing jin barbarian, so makes sense to be edgy.

    • @EvilRobotSteve
      @EvilRobotSteve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      In fairness I think Percy *is* an edgy loner who tries to be the smartest in the room, but what makes it work is that Taliesin doesn't have main character syndrome, nor does he try to make Percy overpowered. So when he does contribute, it carries more weight, and feels more natural to the story. I think Taliesin is a really good player. I think he was a little too quiet initially, but has really started to shine these last few episodes.

    • @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll
      @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@EvilRobotSteve Taliesin later mentioned that he was pretty badly depressed and trying out a series of different meds during the first 15 or so episodes. He actually used the show as a barometer, watching himself back to try to gauge how he was doing/appearing on camera.
      (A lot of the CR cast have been quite open about their various mental-health issues over the years; this discussion happened on the 'We Are Legion' episode of the comic book show 'The Wednesday Club' which was all about that subject.)

    • @EvilRobotSteve
      @EvilRobotSteve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll Thanks. Pretty interesting to get the background on it. I hope Taliesin is feeling better now. I know depression can be pretty horrible.

  • @NincompoopEXE
    @NincompoopEXE 9 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    As Pike is one of my favourite characters, I was so happy when she finally reconnected to Sarenrae. It's wonderful and a bit scary how much you connect to these players and their characters. :')

  • @overlardzwm
    @overlardzwm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    When Vex was haggling for the armor for trinket all I could think about was "Hi I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the citadel!" xD

    • @SeductiveCrab
      @SeductiveCrab 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was just watching that part and thinking the same thing.

    • @codyrm86
      @codyrm86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No matter how many times this comment never gets old

  • @Ka0sNinja117
    @Ka0sNinja117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    I love how surprised they are by milestones their fans hit. I'm here AFTER the Kickstarter campaign raised a bazillion dollars.

    • @PsPmoddedOUT
      @PsPmoddedOUT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah I don't think the geek and sundry channel would be nearly as popular as it is without critical role

    • @emilyslusarz9950
      @emilyslusarz9950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ethan Hensley oh absolutely not, I don’t think so either

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So...a bazillion. I'd that more or less than a bajillion? I always forget. Teehee

    • @liamwelsh4665
      @liamwelsh4665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Blasted2Oblivion aren’t they equal? Or is that Gajillion and zillion?

    • @beanspud88
      @beanspud88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And just arrived here after watching the amazon series about this show! Episode 2 is awesome!

  • @wolfybat3335
    @wolfybat3335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    @32:15 Laura's reaction as Marisha hands over 50gold without haggling at all is priceless

  • @pleasesendhelp2721
    @pleasesendhelp2721 8 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    BUT THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE FISH NATION ATTACKED *cuts to scene of people fleeing from a flopping fish*

    • @Alkadius1993
      @Alkadius1993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Cody Freed-Palmer
      Magikarp was the true monster all along

    • @jamesgarlick4573
      @jamesgarlick4573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      #MagikarpsRevenge

    • @jonathonross4842
      @jonathonross4842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please Send Help that’s just the sharknado movie

    • @shadophaxx2401
      @shadophaxx2401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead mans chest

    • @GravitySpace24601
      @GravitySpace24601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Veggietales Nineveh scene where they are slapping each other with fish.

  • @BrotherPraetus
    @BrotherPraetus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Travis "I want to grow a fucking beard."
    Perfect.
    Sam, dealing with Gilmore "Did I give away my ruby last time?"
    Liam, about his afternoon with Gilmore "I almost gave away mine."
    Awesome ship.
    "Why has the music died?" *Queue PC A Capella*

  • @ilikemusic2773
    @ilikemusic2773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I love how these dragon riders plan to attack the airship and in the span of 6 seconds:
    - a griffin gets toppled and turned upside down mid air, flinging the rider off
    - a wyvern gets turned into a bunny, dropping both it and the rider down
    - another wyvern rider gets snatched away from its mount, into the ocean
    Don't mess with Vox Machina.

  • @MorningDusk7734
    @MorningDusk7734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    47:36 imagine being a normal follower of Sarenrae, just walking through the temple, and you walk past this Gnome just praying there so hard she's pouring sweat, like there's a puddle underneath her of sweat.

  • @blueskyinfiniti
    @blueskyinfiniti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I just love love love how the whole group is so into Matt's descriptions. They really enjoy playing up imagining being on an airship; it's great. It's easy to put all the onus on the DM for a good campaign, but being this involved as players is so crucial. It's wonderful to watch.

  • @WooGyMaN
    @WooGyMaN 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I LOVE when Zac says "I would never let Felicia tell me what to do" followed by Marisha saying awkwardly quietly "Isn't she the boss?" at 3:47:42

  • @KingNefiiria
    @KingNefiiria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    Vax: I use my blink daggers that work as intended because Matt set it up for me to have.
    Tiberius: ubhubhubhub I'm going to copy that ability and ramp it up beyond ridiculousness so that I can deal 8 daggers worth of damage going both ways multiple times. All in six seconds.
    Matt: uh...okay how about since you're not as dextrous as Vax, you only get two daggers to land, going both ways?
    Orion seriously needs to stop being that kid who just goes, "oh yeah? Well I have a *super duper* attack! And it beats all of yours. And I take no damage. And I become god. And I get all the items. And you all worship me. And I win every argument."

    • @mr.hungryloser
      @mr.hungryloser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's not Orion, that's how Tiberius is. It's just him playing the character.

    • @KingNefiiria
      @KingNefiiria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@mr.hungryloser Tiberious as played by Matt Mercer wasn't trying to be a dick and steal the spotlight. He was more toned down, more likable, and more relatable. And Matt only played him for like 3 minutes.
      Orion playing him, Tiberius is suddenly on crack, violently bipolar, and has to deal seventeen spell attacks in one round in a game where you can only cast one spell per round.

    • @BarnabyWilikns
      @BarnabyWilikns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Doesn't help when people like Scanlan and Vex spurn on his behaviour

    • @corberus3119
      @corberus3119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@mr.hungryloser "that's what my character would do" is the excuse bad players use to justify being a dick to the rest of the party

    • @calebwooten7732
      @calebwooten7732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      To be fair, Tiberius' wisdom is lower than Grog's intelligence, so it at least somewhat makes sense for him to act childishly

  • @frozenepsilon5295
    @frozenepsilon5295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    Crazy how Liam in New Jersey can be more present in the game than Orion

    • @DrakeSingularity
      @DrakeSingularity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Sam

    • @Vaillle
      @Vaillle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Well he clearly perceived that Matt was undermining his character in the gameplay, which was only true in a sense because Orion’s play style was fairly rude and self-centered and that certainly did not ingratiate him to the DM nor party members. His mannerisms and how he conducted himself in game and at the table was discordant with the harmony of the rest of the table. Such as his obstinate response to entering the temple for the Kavarn fight, or when he “bought” a vital item without the DM’s knowledge or involvement, or when he tried to trade magic items with a players character when the player wasn’t present at the table to consent and wanted Matt to decide for a player’s character.
      A lot of little things that just made him insufferable at the table. Checking out during battles, trying to do too much in each turn, not being descriptive in his intent, doing things without the party’s involvement or knowledge that was purely self-motivated etc.
      It’s no surprise he was removed from the campaign. His etiquette was awful and was souring I’m the fun for the rest of the group. The harmony of the group after his leaving has been so much more peaceful and enjoyable.

    • @innerpeace1979
      @innerpeace1979 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Vaillle I am in the process of catching up to the campaign, and this is both a revelation and a confirmation of sorts to me, considering that players get to navigate the DM's world and some modesty does anyone well. I am still not at the point to see how that played out but I did notice him also being hypocritical when directly criticizing other players [for not paying attention], then being absent for most of the rolep-lay, and intruding in some already established interaction simply because he found it somehow convenient to himself.

  • @sita1871
    @sita1871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    1:04:55 "What if someone tries to hit him with a salmon?" "That's fish damage, that's a whole other arcane type of damage." 1:13:00 Percy's full name without voice overlap!

  • @SorenFE93
    @SorenFE93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    ...Is it just me or is Ashley really freaking adorable in overalls?

    • @cj719521
      @cj719521 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Soren Wraitheart in anything, but especially in overalls.

    • @SorenFE93
      @SorenFE93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      -bow- A believer!

    • @pyrosianheir
      @pyrosianheir 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      She's always 10/10 adorable. Have yet to see her not be, even in the new character of Yasha.

    • @professorflickmcslippers7318
      @professorflickmcslippers7318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Soren Wraitheart to be fair, she is always adorable.

    • @tomprice4047
      @tomprice4047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The entire party is goddamn adorable