I’m Chinese,I gonna tell you that what they watching is not Chinese tiktok ‘douyin’,it’s actually another short video app ‘fasthands’. And I think the contents in fasthands is much more boring than douyin
My dad found a Chinese phone in a box at his work. It's a vivo x9. I got Chinese tiltok on it and found good and bad videos. I have a bunch downloaded. Like a guy wiggling a baby rat/ ferret in his hands, dropping it. I found some Chinese furries too
@@Dildoreal I uploaded the 2 I talked about. After finishing this video I plugged my old phone back in and watched some tikfoks, and found this weird one voiced over, uploaded that too.
00:13 I must point out to a mistake that this icon isn't the Chinese tiktok, aka Douyin, this icon is another Chinese short video company named Kuaishou
I am surprised they did not see one of the most famous Chinese tiktok creators that make unique cooking videos....💀 ``transition animals to a cooking show``
0:46 This guy is a German Actor. He's actually pretty well known here, his name is Martin Schneider. He'd be pretty shook knowing he made it to Chinese TikTok.
This is basically comparing the worst one of the Chinese video apps to American Tictok to inspire patriotism for the audience, which reminds me of Indian propoganda.
The funny thing is that, They watch Kuaishou 快手 instead of Douyin 抖音 which this is the real Chinese TikTok. Kuaishou is an competetor of Chinese TikTok.
No way that is real Chinese tiktok. The American Congress said Chinese tiktok is full of videos teaching advance engineering mathematics and scientific discoveries.
Cool here’s a cookie recipe **Ingredients:** - 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened - 3/4 cup granulated sugar - 3/4 cup packed brown sugar - 1 teaspoon vanilla extract - 2 large eggs - 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour - 1 teaspoon baking soda - 1/2 teaspoon salt - 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips **Instructions:** 1. Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Line baking sheets with parchment paper or silicone baking mats. 2. In a large bowl, cream together the softened butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar, and vanilla extract until smooth and creamy. 3. Beat in the eggs one at a time until well blended. 4. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, and salt. Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients and mix until combined. 5. Stir in the chocolate chips until evenly distributed throughout the cookie dough. 6. Drop tablespoon-sized balls of dough onto the prepared baking sheets, spacing them about 2 inches apart. 7. Bake in the preheated oven for 9 to 11 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown. The centers may still look slightly underdone, but they will continue to set as they cool. 8. Allow the cookies to cool on the baking sheets for a few minutes before transferring them to wire racks to cool completely. 9. Enjoy your delicious homemade chocolate chip cookies!
Cool, here's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich recipe 2 slices of bread(lightly toasted) 2 tablespoons of peanut butter 2 tablespoons of jelly(I like Raspberry Jelly) Place one slice on top of the other Cut diagonally Enjoy your peanut butter and jelly sandwich!!!!!!
The second one with the the asparagus is a famous German comedian. He's really funny but obviously he's speaking German. In the video he's basically speaking a German tongue twister about asparagus
@@Pretzles Zhang Yiming According to 3 sources Zhang Yiming (Chinese: 张一鸣; born April 1, 1983) is a Chinese internet entrepreneur. He founded ByteDance in 2012, developed the news aggregator Toutiao and the video sharing platform Douyin (internationally known as TikTok).
douyin was debuted first in china and grew a large group of users then it went for other markets and changed it's name to tiktok, as a person who using both douyin's version actually ahead it has or once had some features tiktok will later catching on
0:45 "lets look at american tiktok" *Gets a german video about a german tonguetwister*
Shalababshalababshabalash
bruh fr
bro opened up the wrong app which is not even Douyin and said Chinese are catching up with American’s 2016 humor is insane🤣🤣
I’m Chinese,I gonna tell you that what they watching is not Chinese tiktok ‘douyin’,it’s actually another short video app ‘fasthands’. And I think the contents in fasthands is much more boring than douyin
2:35 bro decided to feel a bit special
The Pic at 9:19 💀
”It’s like Reznov” lmao💀
ive seen that search thing but I dont know how to do it
Can't believe I've had this guy in recommendation randomly one day and now he is so close to 1 million, I'm proud of him
I had him in recommendations today
well, he has now 1M
My dad found a Chinese phone in a box at his work. It's a vivo x9. I got Chinese tiltok on it and found good and bad videos. I have a bunch downloaded. Like a guy wiggling a baby rat/ ferret in his hands, dropping it. I found some Chinese furries too
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@@Dildoreal I uploaded the 2 I talked about. After finishing this video I plugged my old phone back in and watched some tikfoks, and found this weird one voiced over, uploaded that too.
@@youreamazon4789 you da man
@@youreamazon4789that' an animal documentary, but the narrator told it in a funny way.
@@youreamazon4789holy shit, that dead animal video is completely fucked. weird what you can find on those platforms.
This is bing chilling moment
00:13 I must point out to a mistake that this icon isn't the Chinese tiktok, aka Douyin, this icon is another Chinese short video company named Kuaishou
Hey, douyin is the actually Chinese version of TikTok.
that's what i was thinking
@@276-there literally no difference in the apps it’s only for one country
I am surprised they did not see one of the most famous Chinese tiktok creators that make unique cooking videos....💀
``transition animals to a cooking show``
Because it's not Chinese tiktok, it's kuaishou.
0:46 This guy is a German Actor. He's actually pretty well known here, his name is Martin Schneider. He'd be pretty shook knowing he made it to Chinese TikTok.
the way they sync at 10:25 caught me a little off guard
compilation and 10:23
1M subs! congrats
This is basically comparing the worst one of the Chinese video apps to American Tictok to inspire patriotism for the audience, which reminds me of Indian propoganda.
2:33 wtf is yogurtman doing am i the only one who noticed :D
He chill like that
sorry.
@@Yogart verie foonie
Yk its a good day when tranium posts
tranium uploaded get some popcorn
daddy tranium why did you feed me 12 ounces of uranium last night :( i don't feel good and my torso is growing extra arms. help :(
Varsity on his fyp like rent is due is so funny 💀
very wise video tranium 😊😊 约翰火车
Did anyone mention that China has basically... no animal abuse laws. It's like a fetish thing too 😭
The funny thing is that, They watch Kuaishou 快手 instead of Douyin 抖音 which this is the real Chinese TikTok. Kuaishou is an competetor of Chinese TikTok.
No way that is real Chinese tiktok. The American Congress said Chinese tiktok is full of videos teaching advance engineering mathematics and scientific discoveries.
9:18 the first product bru
this video is the big poggers moment
nah this vid was funny ash
Learned alot from this video
so we just gonna ignore 6:31? 💀
what am i missing 😭
@@m9ddie the milking of the horse
I agree with them on the mosquitoes😂
im bouuta pass ouut 😩
He's about to pass out 😱
Cool here’s a cookie recipe
**Ingredients:**
- 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
- 3/4 cup granulated sugar
- 3/4 cup packed brown sugar
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 2 large eggs
- 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
**Instructions:**
1. Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Line baking sheets with parchment paper or silicone baking mats.
2. In a large bowl, cream together the softened butter, granulated sugar, brown sugar, and vanilla extract until smooth and creamy.
3. Beat in the eggs one at a time until well blended.
4. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, and salt. Gradually add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients and mix until combined.
5. Stir in the chocolate chips until evenly distributed throughout the cookie dough.
6. Drop tablespoon-sized balls of dough onto the prepared baking sheets, spacing them about 2 inches apart.
7. Bake in the preheated oven for 9 to 11 minutes, or until the edges are golden brown. The centers may still look slightly underdone, but they will continue to set as they cool.
8. Allow the cookies to cool on the baking sheets for a few minutes before transferring them to wire racks to cool completely.
9. Enjoy your delicious homemade chocolate chip cookies!
Cool, here's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich recipe
2 slices of bread(lightly toasted)
2 tablespoons of peanut butter
2 tablespoons of jelly(I like Raspberry Jelly)
Place one slice on top of the other
Cut diagonally
Enjoy your peanut butter and jelly sandwich!!!!!!
@girblox I like my water recipe better
2 hydrogen atoms
1 oxygen atom
Thanks bro it worked
@@IAmYourDoom lmao
@Just-Lyrics-Official-Channel This is so messed up. My PBJ recipe gets no likes, but the cup of water recipe gets a like.
Your guys’ collabs are hilarious 💀💀💀
Ugh don't make me feel bad for mosquitos 😭
it is not Chinese tiktok. It’s just Kwai, the low-end version of douyin😅😅😅
It’s the same shit
“I usually skip this part” 😅
not even joking, tiktok has better content that instagram reels
Instagram reels are insane
The second one with the the asparagus is a famous German comedian. He's really funny but obviously he's speaking German. In the video he's basically speaking a German tongue twister about asparagus
Pahaha the first dude is a famous german dude
”Go back to Chinese TikTok and It's an Ad”
Proceeds to Show Indonesian ad from 2016: 15:34
声明一下,一开始的不是tik tok是快手😂他是第二大中国短视频应用❤
Dont you ever dare to utter the word "Indian Tiktok". We are passed that. I repeat WE ARE PASSED THAT!
9:18 TF IS THAT IN THE UP LEFT CORNER
I don't wanna know
the first dude is a german comedian 😂
Hello guys my name is Markiplier
Its not banned when you can switch region on iPhone or get apk on android 😆
No, actually tiktok is douyin overseas, not the other way round.
We got Chinese TikTok before GTA6
china did not make tiktok.@@henneseah
@@Pretzles Zhang Yiming
According to 3 sources
Zhang Yiming (Chinese: 张一鸣; born April 1, 1983) is a Chinese internet entrepreneur. He founded ByteDance in 2012, developed the news aggregator Toutiao and the video sharing platform Douyin (internationally known as TikTok).
douyin was debuted first in china and grew a large group of users then it went for other markets and changed it's name to tiktok, as a person who using both douyin's version actually ahead it has or once had some features tiktok will later catching on
@@peanutbutterjelly1841keep yapping im intrigued 🙏
bro that is not chinese tiktok, that is Kuaishow
Try silicon flower that's a youtube channel
what would hinged tiktok look like? 📌😶👈🙏
Hell with the lid _on_ versus _off_ 👍
That’s actually not Chinese TikTok, the actual one is Douyin
Thank you, but TikTok has a restraning order on my name
You just helped me achieve my epochal
0:43 - bro thats a globalagagalab language
Am I the only one who noticed the Pic at 9:19?
nope i noticed it too lol
chinese tiktoks are wild!
Really bad at finding Chinese memes
Is this the same trainium that use to played with wr3tched
bro, i'm chinese and i would say that algorithm def has a reason. cause I never been watching those brainrot vid on my tiktok 😂
I'm going to watch the video before saying something because I'm smart
WHAT A NAME, YOGART MAN?
I love H I M😤
@@Traniumwe love Y O U
2:35 😂😂😂😂😂
Freakbob is coming
This is my TikTok for you page wym
Kuai Shou is actually not chinese Tiktok though, chinese Tiktok named Douyin
Bruh I just met “Rise above” if you remember him tranium
bing chilling
Nice video
Tik tok is Chinese… huh?
Bro the real Chinese TikTok is douyin
He referenced aldo to aldo
New momen boy song when?
Yeah... I'm so grateful for American humor after seeing that!!! I feel so sorry for the Chinese people now!
YoooO I Love XiangShao the app 🖤
sLaNdErMaN
the app you are using is Kwai, though the real chinese tiktok is Douyin.
China and japan are known for their adult videos btw....
Bro, you got the wrong app, it's not the Chinese tiktok, aka Douyin, it's another company's app.
love you tranium my baby
There's no such this as US tiktok, its *global* , US isn't the world
Yeah but I feel like you're being pedantic
@@AlfredoGomez-kp4cfnahh it's just bothers me lol
☝️🤓
nobody cares
Tranium never fails to spread my cheeks 😊😊😊
watching this video in 2x speed so ill be the first one to watch it
Under 1 min gang❤❤❤
Surprised the Biden memes weren't on both versions lol but then again they probably don't care about him + he's pretty much old news, now. 👍
9:18 u forgot to censor i think
看起来像是快手而不是抖音
isnt tiktok owned by china
这个是快手不是tiktok
you guys got the wrong chinese tiktok
Yureeee
Another big T banger
great vid! 16:10 is my fav
is this douyin?
No it’s Kuaishou, I have it for Kling AI
@@46_10 oh okay
No, not at all, it's another company.
Tik Tok Is Already Chinese
Be quiet pleb😂😂😂
😂
😂
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Bro this is not Chinese TikTok this another app
How do I get the CHINESE TikTok?
change your app store location?
what’s going on with “Chos” bro. Broski came out on the youtuber cosby list ;-;
10:08 I wonder if you are overconfident or ignorant when you say these things?
It's true
yessir, im early to a tranium vid