Black Ops Cold War Zombies - Funny Mauer Der Toten Dialogue
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ค. 2021
- Maeur Der Toten is probably the closest to previous Zombies maps in terms of having funny lines/quotes. Hopefully, Treyarch will go in a similar direction for future maps.
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This is the most dialog it feels like we've ever had in a map
In a cold war map
@@Shrekalisous in the next map in 2800 years lmao
I started laughing uncontrollably when krevchenko said “is this why you didn’t say anything for a whole year? You fucking fool”
Peck is just…such an ass 😂
Like he’s smart but really really arrogantly so
@@cowgod1945 and that's why he's my favourite character from omega
@@cowgod1945 LMAO I bet that if the Omega Group members were to play Among Us in the break room, Peck would be the guy who knows Valentina is sus. But he wouldn't say anything.
Kravchenko: Alright, who killed Private Jeonov.
Gorev: I swear I saw Valentina leave Reactor.
Valentina: I WAS AT CAMS!
Dr. Jager: Sus.
Kravchenko: Peck?
*Peck remains silent, ONE YEAR LATER*
Kravchenko: PECK!
Peck: *wakes up* What, yeah? Oh. It was Valentina.
you missed my favorite Klaus quote at the railroad ee step
-"You just love giving orders aren't you? get my lunch, shine my shoes... STOP A FUCKIN TRAIN!"
You want me to do what now?
@@sgt.killjoy7466 stop a train? Sure! After that I suppose I should bring about world peace?
@@itzmeavery9854 yes.
@@Starlight-by3cf and “stopping a train should be easy! Maybe you could do it!”
Hopefully they continue the trend of having funny dialogue. I get we’re in a war between something incomprehensible, but that’s no excuse as to why we can’t make fun of the enemy >:/
Hopefully
I hope they Devil May Cry it and just have fun with how insane fighting the undead is.
If they do that, then they should better not do it in the same level as these lame and stupid Marvel quips
@@Cr1msnF4dger oh that would drive me insane!! the showdown with the director has an opening cutscene like “He’s _right_ behind me, is it he 😨”
5:25 Cant say I’ve ever had a gun practically accuse me of cheating.
0:49
"You are professional, da? So I trust you will not act like child with blacklight technology right? Right?"
Never underestimate my stupidity, Gorev
5:57 best line in the whole map
The way he says the line is makes the joke
klaus is probably having a oil drink with tedd in the dark aether
Make this canon
And the civil protector and Sophia
@@kvng_rvbby them too
@@kvng_rvbby how ab Sgt. A.D.A.M.?
5:24
Grey: were you with another gun? Did you get bored? :(
It makes you wonder if originally weaver, Strauss, Grey, and carver where going to be the four protagonists for zombies before they had to force in warzone
Oh wow I never thought of that. Actually that would make sense come to think of it. You’re on to something
That’s what I usually think about, those four characters being the main ones, not the operators
It actually makes so much sense. Especially since there's 4 of them.
As much fun as I had playing this map, I honestly like this idea and think it would have added more to the story/cutscenes (although this may be biased since I don't like the operator system too much...)
Hopefully in the future, they might have these characters included as operators or smth? Would just in general like to play as a character with proper voice lines/quotes like how it used to be tbh, and seeing as how that's my main complaint about the system, if they had these 4 included with a good amount of quotes like characters had in previous games/actual reactions to their surroundings including cutscenes, I would probably like the system more in general
god i wish they were. hopefully in treyarch next game we’ll have a set crew
3:45
Side Quest: Delivery.
Description: Daddy Gorev wanted to buy his son some batteries for his RC but sadly the father was busy with carrer in Spetsgruppa Omega.
Bruh doctor grays quotes for the wonder weapon is adorable
Ikr? She's such a lovable dork
She's one of my favorites characters
Ikr she's my 2nd favorite girl number one goes to maxis ofc
"You're not an electrician, are you? So why'd you pick that up?"
Well Peck, you were gonna bitch at me if I *didnt* pick up the fuses.
Like peck you can't say sh!t you lost an eye over here and you getting on me for a fuse?
Who’s peck🤷🏻♂️
Doctor William Peck, traitor to the US who fled to Omega so he could help Kravchenko. He's the head scientist for anything related to the Dark Aether.
@@Bluesjet1234 Doctor William Peck is a character introduced in Firebase Z, serving as the main antagonist in that map.
@@gagekieffer772 sounds like a loser
I started crying when Strauss said as the American boys said ooh ra 😭😂🤣
Gorev’s quote for his son’s rc car is one of my favorites, and I was expecting this Klaus EE quote to be here “You just love giving orders, don’t you? Get my lunch, shine my shoes, STOP A FUCKING TRAIN!”
Ah yes funny robot who has a personality of a psychopathic person having an extistencial crisis
5:35 I heard that wrong and I though it said "it's like taking candy from a baby. Eating the baby. Laughing while cries"
Very wrong
@@Mkyb0ne21 nigga thought he was some fnaf shit 💀
2:39 The way she says "Please mind the gap" Is giving me flashbacks
Good old tedd
Let me guess, the “Mind the Gap” mission in Modern Warfare 3?
@@HypnoHeart101 haven't played
@@HypnoHeart101 now I now that sounds bad
@@HypnoHeart101 but I never got the chance
I love how peck claims the rai k 84 is his gun even tho he called it a child’s toy
My main question is, why the hell is Klaus so relatable? Like he is a robot but acts like a teenager, despite he is a killing machine (Literally)
Peck asking the real questions with what was the krasny going to do
He may be up his own ass but sometimes he makes solid points
@@cowgod1945 yeah definitely
He was gonna bring to battery to his son so he could power his rc helicopter
You missed one where you try to turn on the power and Peck says something like “I’m not sure what the opposite of the Midas Touch is, but you’ve definitely got it.”
I've heard that one as well.
Dr Grey's voice lines for CRBR are literally so adorable just like herself
2:13
4:15
Man, Klaus is just a big mood
What does that even mean?
@@admiral_gravleos8 depressed, technically
The Doctor Grey version of the CRBR-S is just as precious as she is herself lmao
7:50
The gun should’ve said this in the last cutscene, when the operators where being attacked by the helicopter.
Could’ve literally just melted the chopper
NOW WHAT?????
5:28
Klaus is basically a mood
I think cold war is playing with the story line 5:10
Demsey
It's not just Dempsey that says it though. It's said by the US soldiers in one of the MW games and it is mostly common among the Marines IRL.
omg he said oo rah so he is rELatEd tO dEMpSey
@@codecrow514 hE iS 😨😨😨
I don't know but I have this vibe that
Klaus became TEDD the busdriver in future
8:10. Grey channeling her inner foodie. That's it I'm nicknaming her Longcaster.
The amount of confusion you cause when wearing the crash dummy Stone skin is hilarious.
You missed a couple of responses to picking up CRBR-S
Like the one where Jager says that CRBR-S exists because LSD.
Is that actually one of the lines
@@silverseventeenleek Late but it's something along the lines of "Aaaaah, I see requiem research and development is still tripping lsd like it's the god damn seventies."
Wtf I've never gotten that one
LSD🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Klaus: "It's like taking candy from a baby,eating the candy,and watching the baby cry..."
HMM I WONDER WHO SAID SOMETHING SIMILAR..
"You wouldn't take candy from a baby would you? I would...in fact I think I have.."-Richtofen 2.0 (Primis)
Was that also a SOE quote
@@woobharb no that was a richtofen quote, from some map in the old timeline, forgot which one though-
@@Sn3dic Gorod Krovi
3:33 is my favorite one, just imagine getting insulted by a robot
"Were you with another gun? Was it something I said?"
When did we get married to our Guns?
When they leave us they take half our ammo…guns are bitches
The voice actors were probably having fun doing these lines.
2:13 Klaus, you good bro?
“Imagine having the worlds baddest gun and NOT using it!”
*SMR flashbacks intensify*
Why can I relate so much to klaus with out the killing
Me too
The voice of CRBR-S Strauss reminds me of Richthofen a little
I'm pretty sure the voice actor for Klaus is Chuck Huber, who you may better know as "Hans Volter", from Killing Floor 2. Really interesting choice, making a homicidal german robot voiced by the same guy who is a homicidal german cyborg/clone; both of whom were based on people who were at one point (in one universe or another) a Nazi. Really, *really* interesting.
Richtofen is always the funniest character in Call of Duty Zombies.
@Variks the loyal all he is, is "HA IM RUSSIAN AND I LOVE BACON!" or "fuck you stalin i am drunk" which i admit is kinda funy just not as richtofen
Shaw and Stuhlinger are up there too.
Takeo is best boi, He is caring and worried about his friends and shows much respect
@Variks the loyal Nikolai is funny too. But Richtofen is really funny. Heck, he even broke the fourth wall!
@@darthvader473 Tank does it constantly
Putting Klaus in Outbreak was such a missed opportunity
The amount of sex jokes in this map is just awesome
Fr I wish the characters was like him 😔
I think you missed the one strauss will say "that was an ugly Tower anyway" when you shoot the tower.
7:56 when you want to swear but your parents are in the room
Klaus should really go to therapy.
"If you're not gonna use me, why bring me along?"
Good point
I honestly thought Doctor Jager's hoarding line was pretty funny
Death sandwich! 6:15
Kravchenko can be funny sometimes 😂
This is gonna be nostalgic in a few years
I give it about 2 years before these hilarious voice lines become nostalgic
I like that there is some funny dialogue to make the match more enjoyable to play
Here we go again. Again
Makes me miss having our characters be the funny ones
They shoulda have added more character to the soldiers we play as.
You dont really want people saying that guns have more personality than your characters
Better than sex - Naga
He ain't wrong
I've always loved cold war zombies and MDT is definitely my favorite round-based, but I've never realized how many adult jokes they made on that map
The most funny part of this video is the duration
“if you want me to survive, you could try DOING SOMETHING!”
klaus is the cold war version of tedd
Man, I love Peck
Theres always that one map that they go crazy with every game and it feels like such a jump in quality from the rest of the game. Mauer is definitely that map.
generally my favorite lines are from doctor jager these 2 are my most favorite: when picking up a battery "if you needed a battery you could have just saids so, i have hundreds of these in my bag!" when you pick up CRBR-S "Requiem is taking LSD like its 1975!"
gorev is like that dad that was drafted and wants to go home.
This map has so much more personality than the others
There was another quote from Gorev after unlocking and picking up the CRBR-S for the first time. Captain Robot Guy or whatever Gorev says.
3:45
Klaus is the show stealer in this map.
CRBR-S is a great idea for a wonder weapon
Grey CRBR S sounds like my hyperactive girlfriend on caffiene rush while rushing in warzone and doing quickshots
Gray is my favorite
I just now realized where I’ve heard the voices from the new wonder weapon from…
OK but the first one
"I'm back baby!"
B-Bender ? o.o
0:10 what did he do?
What id probably do…walk into a strip joint and take pictures of what the semen demons leave behind and then randomly staple them around the office…allegedly
Klaus is just revenant Richtofen
Fresh ammunition! Just what tge doctor ordered!
The fact that the guns are funnier than the people using them lol
2:12 billie eyelips fan critics?
5:10 dempsey reference
Da best 5:09
1:49
American Mode.
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5:28
NOW WHAT??!
Carver is my favorite cerberus
Rip Klaus :(
Strauss CRBR-S Just quoted Dempsey!!
Sadly no breaking the 4th wall
5:28
How come Samantha didn't get sex jokes-
I get that Cold War zombies had a bit of a mixed response but honestly as someone who’s played since WAW, Mauer and Die Maschine are pretty solid maps
You forgot the train bit
WHAT??!?? WHAT DID PRIVATE GUSEV DO?!?
You don't wanna know
when you play this game on max fov so this looks way to zoomed in
I play on 98 FOV and yet even I can still say it's way too zoomed in 😂, then again I had to deal with it for nearly 10 years before Black Ops Cold War introduced a FOV slider for console peasants like me
finally
im upset that one stopping the train dialogue from klaus isnt here
“You just love giving orders, don’t you? Get my lunch, shine my shoes, STOP A FUCKING TRAIN!” “You want me to do what now?” “Stop a train? Sure! After that I suppose I should bring about world peace?”
At 5:09 I assume it’s a Dempsey reference because he said that many times
4:33 bro 💀💀
When ever I used the CRBR S it had no audio like this!! Was the gun bugged
I have to point out, I’m not used to the Field of View you’re playing at. I’m usually on the highest field of view when playing Cold War. It just looks weird. Lol.
Is it weird that I like the CRBS guns more than the requiem soldiers?
Also for some reason I wanna re install Cold War just to hear the dialogue of these guns.
Nope