I was looking everywhere to find out how to create integer. You are truly a life saver! So glad I found this video and didn't have to copy and paste something from Stack Overflow! :)
@@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 How do you write your name like that? When I was creating this acc, it didn't even accepted # sign and when I removed the # sign and put 69. Still Google didn't approve it lmao.
Also remember to typo every single word, and spends half a minute trying to type a sentence and then deleting it. Never forget Unregistered Bandicam 2 or Fraps, too.
Well you wouldn't ask a 14 year old like me abou it, would you? I am an Indian -_- ; I can kind of speak in the other two main (British/ Australian and American) accents, as well as the Indian accent. -_-
@@adityap8387 as a fellow tropical country resident, I can vouch for this. And if you arent rich, you cannot afford to pay air conditioner bills, so fan it is 😂
I swear this update is getting on my nerves I always keep going down to see the comments but end up with “comments have moved” and I gotta go up all the time
I just want to take the time and thank you for this tutorial. I have been struggling with programming for many years now. You are the only one who explains well enough for me to understand. I wish that I had you as my professor. I subbed and liked. I can't wait for the next video!
Where it's huge noise coming from pc fan? where are kids screaming in background? No crazy wife yelling at kids screaming in background.... No helicopter mic.... I expected more from you sir.
@@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 ain't giving you a link but I've seen many videos where I need to learn something and they show some already started code and they mention their previous videos but oh shit, you won't find them in this universe no matter how much you dig into the web and it's hella annoying because mostly you're in a hurry, lol.
No man, the Indian accent is for Java. For c++, it needs to sound like a middle aged kinda fat white guy who breathes and talks through his mouth and take gasps of air every 3 words
3/10 No kids screaming in the background. No indistinguishable hindi mixed in with english. No yellow circle around the cursor. No mess on the desktop. No loud *C L I C K* sound. No suspicious scam websites. No arrow and text with a 2005 font pointing at obvious things. Like c'mon you weren't even trying.
i randomly select line when i have nothing to do on the screen. idk why i do that, its an impulse to keep clicking and moving the mouse i think. like reading a paragraph keeps selecting lines randomly moving my mouse here and there. its like how you walk and pick up random things when you talk on a call or something
Hello friends Today we will fix space x rocket code If you want to code like me join blackhat jr We will teach how to crack courses, torrents etc So whats the waiting for?
No “okay?” at the end of every sentence 0/10
you mean 9/10 ok
also "now" at the start of every sentences
Mhm, u mean "okeh"
mkay?
Okay
There is no yellow circle around cursor 0/10
akhilya bruh, I’m like literally died while I laughed
Lol
honestly, you deserve a medal for this comment.
Haha I can't stop laughing ! How did you find a pic this crazy ?
@@armakeen3576 i really, really, really like this image
I was looking everywhere to find out how to create integer. You are truly a life saver! So glad I found this video and didn't have to copy and paste something from Stack Overflow! :)
When the shitposting is so on point that even real and respected channels comment about this, lol
wtf
LMFAO.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS THE BEST
You can use the link in the description
Description: thank you for watching
🤣
Most accurate one so far.
Hahahaha
XD
this comment killed me
You forgot the "Hello Friends" at the beginning...
And the phrase "which is nothing but" after literally every verb.
I immediately read it with indian accent
@@ThePlacehole You probably meant: after "each and every" verb.
@ , Did I?
@@ThePlacehole That is how Indians do.
This is C++ though. If you are doing the Indian accent it needs to be Java.
CC+
It's not java, they call it SCHAVA
Shit onStreet = new Shit();
Vovarloadin vs voverritin anyone?
Rather Kotlin
When the tutorial title is in English, he starts the video giving you welcome in English and then he starts speaking Hindi
Happened to me too😂
That’s literally every gta mod tutorial ever
Well that happens to me with every physics videos
@@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 How do you write your name like that? When I was creating this acc, it didn't even accepted # sign and when I removed the # sign and put 69. Still Google didn't approve it lmao.
You should learn Hindi before coding😂❤️
In India, that accent would be considered to be that of someone trying to sound American
I can confirm you that as an Indian, you are correct about your assumption
Yepp only wannabes speaks like that.
LOL
Lol
@@itsmimic007 who wants to be indian? Lol
"You can use the link in the description"
*Description is empty*
404 Error
Page full of ads
Buy this domain NOW!
Some random ass page with 3 convincing download buttons that are too distinct from each other to trust any of them
Your phone has virus install guruTech to save lives
you forgot about the desktop being full of files
@@adamas8838 EVEN BETTER
😅😂
also kids screaming and dogs barking in background, honking noises
Next time try those 2009-like tutorials, where they talk using notepad.
Also put Dreamscape in the background
Also remember to typo every single word, and spends half a minute trying to type a sentence and then deleting it.
Never forget Unregistered Bandicam 2 or Fraps, too.
U N R E G I S T E R E D H Y P E R C A M 2
Don’t forget the fan noise in the background
666 likes, nice.
"Yes, It's me... J O M B O"
lost
It was me all along
JOMBO
A heavy indian man speaking with disinterest. I love it.
You thought it was jombo, but
You fell for it fool, *THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!*
@TheHamburger God no
*sees Indian guy on the street*
"Are you Indian?"
"Yes"
"Okay, so I have this problem with my program..."
This makes me feel dumb lol.
😂😂😂
Then there's me living in a country where Indians are more likely to be "native English speaker" teachers than programmers 😂😂😂
Well you wouldn't ask a 14 year old like me abou it, would you?
I am an Indian -_- ; I can kind of speak in the other two main (British/ Australian and American) accents, as well as the Indian accent. -_-
@@kaworunagisa4009 lol
4/10 Need More Accent and the "Oke" before every word
I agree with you
Okee I totally agree with you
Yep, definitely needs more "Oke"
Oke
Oke.
0/10
-No yellow circle appears when he clicks
-FPS isn't like 10
-144p
well most of them are not 144p
unoriginal comment
@@eyashanbali2601 Unoriginal comment
@Victorzzz unoriginal comment
@Gros Big unoriginal comment
still no "ok" after every sentence
But the real question is:
_Who teaches Indian guys to code?_
Most are self-taught.
Yeah I agree.. online courses, books, friends etc..
@@abhaypratapsingh7379 *Exactly.*
The Holy Cheese Gods
Indians teach Indians.
He isn't writing the code in notepad thought
He’s using vim
Lmao vim even better
he doesnt even have windows xp smh
"Enteger"
-Indian Jombo
Also KSI
@Axion KSI also says integer like that check 10:12 👇
th-cam.com/video/nbnXNKk0q20/w-d-xo.html
Wtf! No one speaks like that 🤣🤣🤣
@pranav Is fine your name is Pranav
Ep 1: Data types
Ep 2: Hacking into the Pentagon
AHAHAHAHAA
Lol
One time I watched a tutorial where you could literally hear the streets of India in the background
beepbeepbeep
some vegetable vendor screaming something
Nikhil B accurate lol
@@andrewboldi47 to what?
The legendary fan noise in most indian tutorials 😂
Exactly. Lol. It's fucking hot here bruh. We would sweat like bulls if there is no fan. I
@@adityap8387 as a fellow tropical country resident, I can vouch for this. And if you arent rich, you cannot afford to pay air conditioner bills, so fan it is 😂
@@andeleon6838 Exactly my man. Add to that, i love near a coast. More humidity, more sweat.
@@adityap8387 ohhh shit but hey you got free beach I guess
@@andeleon6838 Umm. I think i am probably some 30 kms away from the beach. lol.
>No 144p trash camera from 2000
>No yellow circle around the mouse
>No AC in the background
>No Windows XP
>No unknown code editor from 1900
-1/10
And no unregistered bandicam
wow u'r old!
A SELF DRIVING CAR FROM SCRATCH AHAHAHHAHAHAH
and with scratch
@@timgreller with excel macro
@@Kevin-fn5tk with PowerPoint
With Microsoft Solitaire
I prefer Microsoft Word
10/6 u forget the "tech" name on every indian channel and having a nerd tech pfp
10/6 means too good btw
@@abdelrahmanrashwan1312 that's why they teach you maths before programming
tech pratik
@@AryanSingh-6699 yes
its a parody video not a parody channel
Personally, the fans were too quiet and you didn't hear any background noise(cars eg) -2/10
What about the seizure-inducing loud techno or heavy metal music in the intro?
Lol when in a moment you hear even a meteor in that loud intro
Lol ezio go save italia
This is completely inaccurate. A real Indian tutorial would begin with “Hello Fraands!”
Hello Fraands
Or HELLO YOUTOOB and btw normal indians don't talk like that🤣🤣. This is something special about Indian youtubers.
2001: We would have flying cars till 2019.
2019: People are trying to mimic Indians.
They are just jealous because whatever technical video they see it would be most prob by an Indian
@@lunaticfringe3890 yes
"How to hack Nasa 100% real no clickbait"
~ Tech Video
@@technicalmaster-mind You Know what. People like you only search this stuffs online, These videos are made to make views from idiots.
@@lunaticfringe3890 lmao perfect dude😂
"hellu guys wellcum too teh channul of progayming tootorial!"
4/10 No kids and dogs shouting in the background
@Belgium Nah, my dog shouts all the time.
And my cat keeps on yelling at me, too.
It's in hd, not everything is green.
Can understand words.
Not 2hs long with long pauses.
Not windows vista.
Thank you T-Series for getting Jombo to do a proper programming tutorial and not like some Western dog.
@@Nathan_Fang You're Asian, you can't say that. You have an advantage over white people since there's more social programs for you
@@TheGreatestSpy4life okay boomer
@@TheGreatestSpy4life jk I disagree w you, but respect you
@@Nathan_Fang
Lol, I wasn't being serious :P
@@tomtacular what the hell is wrong with white people? If it wasn't for us there would be no United States
I swear this update is getting on my nerves I always keep going down to see the comments but end up with “comments have moved” and I gotta go up all the time
just use old youtube while we still have it
I just want to take the time and thank you for this tutorial. I have been struggling with programming for many years now. You are the only one who explains well enough for me to understand. I wish that I had you as my professor. I subbed and liked. I can't wait for the next video!
You forgot the ‘sir’
😂😂
This is the video publisher's secondary account lmao
lmao you forgot when he types the same thing he is saying into notepad for some reason
As an Indian, I can confirm that we all use Taj Mahal as the default desktop background
💩
Pro tip #420: If you can't do the Indian accent, then just type your shet in notepad. It's obvious.
@iYoussef
Good tip, here's a like.
Every programing tutorial is:
*Copy+paste*
i havent ACTUALLY loled in a long time. this was painfully accurate
I thought this was my online programming course through university but it was to high quality and much easier to follow.
You only forgot the part where they completely switch to a local dialect. Even though the title is English.
You forgot that loud whistle music
"part 2"
No other videos exist
"helo yor computer haz virus"
The comments are funnier than the video itself
the taj mahal background made me laugh so hard
people's just complaining how he isn't doing it right, i'm confused how his indian accent was good
There is no dog barking or car noices 0/10
0/10: No ambient construction noises or 30 air conditioners!
0/10 no link provided that puts a Trojan directly into your pc just by clicking on it
That's not true every link is not like that or are you guy from the shitty masters holes
You also need to say OK after every sentence
Where it's huge noise coming from pc fan? where are kids screaming in background? No crazy wife yelling at kids screaming in background.... No helicopter mic.... I expected more from you sir.
Learns hello world .now we'll program a spaceship
As an Indian, I think that this is 200 percent accurate
Cmon bruh, we don't speak integer like that! 🤣
@@sykocode8530 I’ve heard integral pronounced as inTEEEgralll (emphasis on the TEEE part)
@@camclarke7006 that's Teeroo many Indians have a sTeeerong accenT
Plot twist : scratch is a self driving car
this tutorial: *explains what a integer is*
second tutorial: *making software when you only know what an integer is * lel
There is no pc explosion sound -6.9 / 10
Fucking Taj Mahal as the wallpaper🤣
You Sir owe me a new colon.
this unironically kickstarted me to learn c++
keyboard typing sound 10/10
Omg... just the views alone make me feel so much better. I am not alone anymore.
Ох, Игорь Линк, спасибо, теперь я смог взломать Пентагон
How is this video only 1 year old? It feels like I’ve seen it 3 years ago or something
you forgot the title is in english but the content is in indian
It's Hindi not Indian 😭💀
@@amithkumar3071what?
No "We will come back later to this" without come back later to this
oh and i forget: 0/10
It was in the second episode, and i like that you skipped two episodes so maybe 3/10
6/10
The comment section lacks heavy compliments,requests and Hindi comments with shit ton of emojis.
No construction sound with heavy ass breathing.
0/10
that sounds like a buckspring keyboard , 10/10 for detail
you forgot the really old windows desktop
*yes, the perfect one.*
the static voice was spot on, not to mention the keyboard sound. Next time we need more tone in the indian voice, i.e. make more indish
Self-driving car from scratch
need klaxons and scooters roaring in background
there we are. that's better. but we need him to use cam studio or the free trial of bandicam . OH and the filmora watermark!
Still missing that moment the quality drops to 240p exactly when the core information is on screen.
That's in old days chek the new version
@@balancemyself New version?
@@balancemyself which one Indian 1.4 or 1.7
@@mindofGOAT 1.69. 1.7's quality is too high, it makes my ears bleed.
@unspeakablegame 2 you got me
Still understood every word, needs thicker accent, 6/10
lmao, talk to me then haha
The first video was the best, it only needed more Indian accent, more background noise, and the guy saying sorry when he coughs
Yeah the accent still not accurate.
Agree and approve
6/9
The sound of keyboard typing without anything being typed is so accurate
Charlie
Penguinz0
MoistCritikal
Cr1tikal
Charles
"we are going to continue where we left off last time"
*there was no video before this*
LMAOO SO TRUE
@@goldengameplay2944 give me a example of a video like that
fuck k-pop and tiktok no
@@fuckk-popandtiktok3388 ain't giving you a link but I've seen many videos where I need to learn something and they show some already started code and they mention their previous videos but oh shit, you won't find them in this universe no matter how much you dig into the web and it's hella annoying because mostly you're in a hurry, lol.
and we'll continue to build on this next time (with no next video)
"Part 1 of 932"
"We are going to continue where we left off last time..."
Last part was part 0 bro, the basics, you know, where they introduced us how to build an airplane!
@@gaymoder Build an airplane? Nah mines was recreate Mars
@@lightsab4675 Smh you forgot part -1 were they teach you how to recreate the earth and sun
@@sluigi What about part -2 where they taught us how to make your own Neutron Star?
Oh yeah i forgot about those.
When you're trying to learn Python but end up learning Hindi..
take my like damnit
xD
This is funnier than the video 🦆
fking damn so funny :D!
@vlаdimir рutin is аndrеi раnin jfk is jimmy carter the earth is a triangle
"Self driving car from scratch"
In Scratch*
Genius
If I made it, itll run at .01 frames per second
@@TheStickCollector twice the speed of a normal scratch
@@TheStickCollector In this scenario we often use seconds per frame as the unit.
@@play005517 well then it would be 1 hour per frame or something
I feel like this is going to be a series cause everybody has something to add
This, needs to happen
yes
More like perfection
mmmmmm me like
Maybe the next video won’t have racist overtones.
You forgot having the desktop littered with files
Edit: Using the desktop as a Documents folder, but also save your code there
Cracked Version of FL Studio and the entire Adobe Creative Cloud is also missing from the desktop.
@@megavirgin665 fornite ain't shit popular in India
only white fat gays play it
I do that lmao
*Desktop is just a folder*
haha damn true
Files like "Scam dokumints"
No man, the Indian accent is for Java. For c++, it needs to sound like a middle aged kinda fat white guy who breathes and talks through his mouth and take gasps of air every 3 words
So fucking true it hurts
Bucky
@@ineshi yep lmao
Exactly, it's like he does not even do computer science.
No not only for java. In the past i programmed in python and there are a lot of indians
"We're going to build a self driving car from scratch"
How about *IN* scratch??
No that's what he tried to say, but the grammar was wrong.
Self driving car? You mean a class attribute
scratch is a programming language for kids, like drag and drop. thats why he meant that "in scratch"
@@shadowking8223 ye ur right
not funi
The opening music has to be Faded by Alan Walker
lol,but i guess indians like electronic music among foreign music
Accurate
@@temperrtinker2987 no we try to be cool by listening english songs and the popular ones are alan walker,justin beiber,ed sheeran,etc so
@@maheshguptha9796 and end up becoming a joke 😂😂😂
@@Artist_of_Imagination hahaha true
3/10
No kids screaming in the background.
No indistinguishable hindi mixed in with english.
No yellow circle around the cursor.
No mess on the desktop.
No loud *C L I C K* sound.
No suspicious scam websites.
No arrow and text with a 2005 font pointing at obvious things.
Like c'mon you weren't even trying.
you had a tough life man.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm the 100 like this is hilarious
No saying ok after each phrase
And tutorial on notepad
I'm saving this as a checklist for shitposting
No unregistered hypercam 2. Unrealistic 0/10
69 likes, nice
I was expecting this comment xD
Normie
@@FLS96 *the Spanish Inquisition has left the chat*
Damn! I laughed way to hard of this. 😂😂😂😂
You forgot to randomly select lines of code while you are talking about something else.
Liked it being an Indian
😂
underrated comment
😂 😂 😂
i randomly select line when i have nothing to do on the screen. idk why i do that, its an impulse to keep clicking and moving the mouse i think. like reading a paragraph keeps selecting lines randomly moving my mouse here and there. its like how you walk and pick up random things when you talk on a call or something
Still no loud-ass TV and/or crying children in the background
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Don't forget kittens
Accurate
Don't forget loud ass motorcycle and music background lol
HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Where can I download the code?
you probably could get it from his udemy course (only $29.99 plus 2% discount for today!!1)
@@dualia-s74m why 2%? It's 99% for next 25 hours
Just check a description 😉
For educational purpose, you should try it by yourself 😉
Obviously, it's in the description!
*checks description*
Oh, he'll put it in later!
*10 years later, still nothing in the description*
I can't stop laughing at the comments I'm dead lmao
I agree with you Doge.
hello, dead lmao!
RIP bro
I thought I was the only one
Sameeee bro😂😂😂
"We're going to build a self driving car from scratch" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
60th like. Indian here. -_-
Everything start from scratch and love to start from scratch.
@@balancemyself Me too. Scratch is the best.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@pmj_studio4065 too many scratches
No "ok" after every sentence"
No Bandicam logo at the top
No yellow cursor
Video should be 360p 10fps
*-100/10*
😂
What is Bandicam?
@@JC-sh6ur Screen recording software
Not sure if bandicam is a requirement for this meme.
you forgot:
windows 7
low quality
yellow ring around the mouse
the loud computer fan
children screaming in the background
😂😂😂😂lmaaaoooo
And it’s gotta be zoomed in and 144p video quality
And gunshots xD
tru tru
And loud clicking sound
1. no mouse idicator with the recording software
2. no bandicam watermark
3. no "ok?" after literally each sentence
4. No crying children or traffic in the background.
@@prysrek8858 no activate windows
@@manjitkaur1311 hello guys, yes it's me QWARTHY and i hope JOMBO will add all of these in a sequel, ok?
@@Atlas-yh6vg 🤐
@@Atlas-yh6vg ok.....
you forgot the "hello frends!" 0/10
Hello friends
Today we will fix space x rocket code
If you want to code like me join blackhat jr
We will teach how to crack courses, torrents etc
So whats the waiting for?
@Hawt_Sauce 🙄
I could still understand every word, and you're not running Windows XP. 3/10
hi
@@realcartoongirl no
@@cosmonautbilly9570 my thoughts exactly 😂😂
@@realcartoongirl goodbye
@@realcartoongirl Hi fellow weeb
"So I did some coding off-screen..."
it's not that important tho you don't need to do it.
@RED FROST GAMING k then