Now that you mention it, where WAS a kama sutra reference? Darkkmane you forgot the most important part of your culture. After all, you ARE Gandhi the nicest guy in the world!
"This Yasuo tried to kill me, but he's a goddamned Chimpanzee" That is actually one of the best lyrics I've heard in the last few years. Admittedly, haven't listened to many songs of the last decade so that probably doesn't mean much.
Out of all the people, you choose joyner lucas... listen to someone like kendrick, logic, old eminem, joey badass, ski mask, tyler creator, isaiah rashad, saba, j cole, maybe drake.
New eminem is trash compared to what he was before, early 2000s. His lyrics are very corny and his bars are weaker than what they ever have been. Im talking about lyrics here. Joyner also has some good lyrics, but i dont know why he would take him as an example of writing the best lyrics, when there are many many more that are way better than him.
Darkk, i love your content, and you're the only one of the Holy Trinity left making this kinds of videos, so please dont just stop making Glorious Guides, we love them, and we love you too
Actually, the original trinity were Bricky's ''Do you wanna main'', Magikarp's, ''Actual Champion Spotlights'' and Darkkmane's ''Glorious Guides'. I do know that Yakko makes amazing content aswell, so we've got more aspirants to the franchise
Hey, I don't know if you know him, but there's UberDanger with his "The Adventures of Full AD/AP" those are pretty good and he posts them somewhat often, like once every 2 months? idk.
i swear that he is one of the only few content makers left regardless of what type of video it is that still makes quality content. entertaining and funny
Dark Mane, it doesn't matter that your upload schedule is actually shit, whenever your videos come out I actually die you make me laugh so much. I can understand why your videos take so long to come out, it is because you put so much effort in to your videos. Love you daddy keep up the good work
graduated = no more college no more college = no more studying no more studying = more time more time = more videos more videos = more money more money = better videos better videos = bigger audience bigger audience = more views more views = even more money even more money = IQ increasing drink IQ increasing drink = 2000000000000 IQ 20000000000000 IQ = UTSCKENN then the world explodes
"Kaka peepee poopoo" A true genius shan't speak our inferior meaningless gibberish. He shall create a new universe with tis forever growing brain where these words are the pillar of humanity's existence
kata peepee poopoo Just by typing this miraculous sequence of words my brain has begun it's endless expansion. My iQ is reaching 1billion right now and I've the ability to within milliseconds solve any human kind's question. Almost achieving the same 2billion iQ points as my master I ve come to a conclusion about the universe and my perspective to the same: pls halp I just wanna kill myself
Ion Master oh great master, pope of the popes, caliph of caliphs, guru of gurus, then I beseech thee for a true answer that shall build upon the original premise of the person you answered before Is it ok if I am aroused by C9 Sneaky, the god of the ADCs?
This has genuinely got to be one of the best videos I've ever watched, maybe even the best, also fuck me it came out 5 years ago, I watched this with my mate when we were 13, we turn 19 this year lol
Exactly 1 year has passed since this truly unfathomable being known as Darkk Mane, bestowed upon us a glimpse of the infinite wisdom that only he posesses in the form of AP Rakan
According to the rule : "Anyone that uses a Mario Strikers Charged Football music in his video shall receive a blue thumbs up, as it is the best football game ever made." And that's a rule I'm happy to follow.
Because you need to use the wii mote in order to stop the ultra super mega dunk smash lam power shit, not only that but it throws like 9million balls. And this windy level with that fucking cow rolling around like GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE BOIIIII. I don't know man maybe i just sucked at strikers charged so i didn't like it.
As a college graduate, I can confirm that my humanity was stripped from me until I was but a husk in the last year and a half of college, destroying all hopes and dreams and leaving nothing but the infinite abyss that will one day ravage the world and leave the universe in everlasting darkness. So my college experience was a little more pleasant than average.
This video was definitely THE BEST VIDEO you have ever made!! i havent lol'ed that hard since trying to break out of bronze 5 (i only made it to bronze 4) :(
If you haven't popped up on my suggestion. I will never have played LoL. After i saw "A glorious guide how to Garen" i tried out. And i won that game and more with a good K/D. Love your guides video and humor:)
As someone who does not play league much at all anymore, I will still be watching these because they are goddamn glorious
RedRiot will miss you in videos
RedRiot
Of course they are glorious they are called glorious guides
Glorious just like your hair, and my insatiable appetite for those little elf fudge cookies.
Amen Brother
Don’t die you fucking guy
hey how do i download these cover tracks
sorry don't speak english well
I thought you spoke fish...
The KARP
jealous of his singing boi? (Cuz I sure know I am)
u pay him to sing it live
great content i subscribe please sub back :)
Thanks now i have 19 girlfriends and limitless growing iq
meanwhile I became a 1500 feet tall eldritch god rampaging through New York City
meanwhile I became a 1500 feet tall eldritch god rampaging through New York City
@@atocanboi409 You thought the joke was so funny you had to say it twice, must be nice
@@legojarjarbinks2564 lol it glitched out
Lego Jar Jar Binks he is eldritch God you damn swamp. He do 2 times better than all other mortal
*Indian man starts giving relationship advices*
"Oh boy, this is gonna be good"
Truly a masterpiece.
Now that you mention it, where WAS a kama sutra reference? Darkkmane you forgot the most important part of your culture. After all, you ARE Gandhi the nicest guy in the world!
it is.
Don't let the liberals trick you.
lol.
Hehe
Wait so I'm not supposed to hit the woman
You hit them with them nice words , then you kill her and scream that you did
Metaphorically
Yeah what the heck happened to the world, I miss beating my wife
@@kronixspice4619 the good old days
noonegaming 12 this is an interesting reply thread
My team always reported me for playing AP Rakan in ranked, the fools, now that Darkk Mane has made a video on it, it's meta now.
IS IT META?
u fool he invented no way u played it before him
@@AZ-pi9lo pianta
they FOOLS
@@omaryassien7130 he went back in time to steal the credit. There no other way as darkkman create everything
I saw a pattern.
Nautilus vid, got killed by shaco, became a fish.
This one, killed by shaco, became intellectually inferior.
Shaco changes lives.
yeah quite shacking someone could say
congrats on graduating and getting your 10th PHD!
metaphorically of course
4everAFK dont misconstrue
KEEGANG !
Well it's not that hard when you have a 2 million IQ really.
10 Pretty happy Dogs
I'm a musician and I appreciate the effort you put into that song.
The fact that it rhymes and actually sounds decent is pretty cool.
Good job!
Yeah, it was good, but I wish he hadn't missed the easy rhyme where when he says New York he coulda said Japan.
Well he does have a 2000000 iq
The songs an actual song. I’m trying to think of the name tho. Search up I would I would understand on yt and you might find it
The song it's based off of is called Jumper by third eye blind
I don't care
watching all these videos again and wondering how one man made literally 100% bangers for his entire youtube career
Oh hey I remember this guy
Right??
Yeah he was ...uhmm.. that uhmm... yeah it's that guy, right!!
who?
A glorious guide for upload schedules
He’s a hell of a lot better than trinimmortal who posts his beat league videos like once every 7-8 months now.
Did you remember to say in your graduation speech "The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the Cell"?
The eldritch god verse killed me with laughter and tears
I’d kill for a full cover of Come and Get Your Love from you tbh
THE INDIAN GOD IS BACK, HELL YEAH!
Fanny C. THE ELDRITCH GOD
Which one? oh ur talking about THE INDIAN SUPER GOD!
How do i responde to this lady i think i found my women pls help
Vishnu?
Which one?
*I can't wait for the Poopidy scoop cover*
Twitch Prime
Frost Prime Facebook Prime
frost prime in warframe
lmao no verification nub
Frost Prime Why would I subscribe with Twitch prime, Frost?
just a quick reminder ty man
Great to hear that you graduated with a PhD in being able to obtain a PhD
deym your iq gets higher 100 per minute
He must've been watching Rick and Morty during the video.
Bill gates inveted iphone. I died so hard.
DarkMane's passive just stacks his iq
@@triratna1397 no. Darkk Mane invested the iphone
@@Nuclearburrit0 Dr. Barkk Frungus PHD. invented Iphone
"This Yasuo tried to kill me, but he's a goddamned Chimpanzee"
That is actually one of the best lyrics I've heard in the last few years. Admittedly, haven't listened to many songs of the last decade so that probably doesn't mean much.
Out of all the people, you choose joyner lucas... listen to someone like kendrick, logic, old eminem, joey badass, ski mask, tyler creator, isaiah rashad, saba, j cole, maybe drake.
hey, new eminem is good too >:(, and btw, joyner lucas has some good lyrics
New eminem is trash compared to what he was before, early 2000s. His lyrics are very corny and his bars are weaker than what they ever have been. Im talking about lyrics here. Joyner also has some good lyrics, but i dont know why he would take him as an example of writing the best lyrics, when there are many many more that are way better than him.
Korona ples aye I'm going to the Joey badass concert in like 5 hours. Also Joyner Lucas and logic are trash. And old Eminem is overrated. Fight me
what's the actual song he is singing over? i cant get it
Darkk, i love your content, and you're the only one of the Holy Trinity left making this kinds of videos, so please dont just stop making Glorious Guides, we love them, and we love you too
Thot Slayer so the other 2 is Frost and Magikarp?
Actually, the original trinity were Bricky's ''Do you wanna main'', Magikarp's, ''Actual Champion Spotlights'' and Darkkmane's ''Glorious Guides'.
I do know that Yakko makes amazing content aswell, so we've got more aspirants to the franchise
Thot Slayer I still miss Frost turbo guide tho
Hey, I don't know if you know him, but there's UberDanger with his "The Adventures of Full AD/AP" those are pretty good and he posts them somewhat often, like once every 2 months? idk.
Yes, i used to watch his videos, but he got boring to me idk, his jokes were getting boring
This is beautiful. We need a Darkkmane the musical on Broadway or the Westend
Never stop doing this thing, man. We need this. Who else has 3.7 million IQ and would make guides like these?
i swear that he is one of the only few content makers left regardless of what type of video it is that still makes quality content. entertaining and funny
Dark Mane, it doesn't matter that your upload schedule is actually shit, whenever your videos come out I actually die you make me laugh so much. I can understand why your videos take so long to come out, it is because you put so much effort in to your videos. Love you daddy keep up the good work
graduated = no more college
no more college = no more studying
no more studying = more time
more time = more videos
more videos = more money
more money = better videos
better videos = bigger audience
bigger audience = more views
more views = even more money
even more money = IQ increasing drink
IQ increasing drink = 2000000000000 IQ
20000000000000 IQ = UTSCKENN
then the world explodes
or maybe just no
Fernando Salazar that’s right
More money = shitier vids
ITS GENIOUS!
kaka peepee poopoo
I've just got to say, videos like these...are worth the wait.
"Kaka peepee poopoo"
A true genius shan't speak our inferior meaningless gibberish. He shall create a new universe with tis forever growing brain where these words are the pillar of humanity's existence
I think this is one of the best videos nithins ever made, up there with ivern ap nunu and jinx
Truly inspiring
I watched quickly after i've seen the notification. Worth.
Edit: Such a good singer.
kata peepee poopoo
Just by typing this miraculous sequence of words my brain has begun it's endless expansion.
My iQ is reaching 1billion right now and I've the ability to within milliseconds solve any human kind's question.
Almost achieving the same 2billion iQ points as my master I ve come to a conclusion about the universe and my perspective to the same:
pls halp I just wanna kill myself
kata peepee poopoo
i'm god now
Henrique Azevedo normie
Ion Master oh great master, pope of the popes, caliph of caliphs, guru of gurus, then I beseech thee for a true answer that shall build upon the original premise of the person you answered before
Is it ok if I am aroused by C9 Sneaky, the god of the ADCs?
Just Droot if you idolized him its OK if you get better than him you wont get a boner from him anymore
i still come back to watch this vid from time to time.. you have no idea how much impact your vids have on people
This has genuinely got to be one of the best videos I've ever watched, maybe even the best, also fuck me it came out 5 years ago, I watched this with my mate when we were 13, we turn 19 this year lol
HE POSTED? IS THIS REAL LIFE
Or it is just fantasy?
Wparker6804 I know I'm just going along with the joke that he never posts.
moltrescompany caught in a landslide
Nicholas Brzoska No escape from reality
He's quite active on Facebook, if you look up Darkk Mane you'll find his page where he streams and posts highlights
@ guys how you impress girls: kill teemo
HeyItsRin is that the equivalent of being crazy and killing the girls dog
Yes, and you should never kill Teemo because instead you will look like a psychotic murderer and they will call the cops on you.
even more impressive:
kill *THE BANCIENT ONE*
@@JayHog1992 kill Teemo and they will 100% thank you for it
@@atocanboi409 I like how you came back after 5 months
I blame the creator of Sun for global warming.
sorry about that
The creator of ozone layer too
Gwynn?
For a single moment , I narrowed my choices and picked you as the channel with the best content out of all.
6:00 yall are welcome
finally a new idubbbz video
DANKMANE BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH ANOTHER WAY TO GET TO THE LCS
I've missed you so much baby. Welcome back.
(and congrats on graduating)
I love every second of this video. Hands down, you definitely invented AP Rakan 10/10 would love to learn from the Master again please. xD
11:37 if anyone is wondering the song is "edge of the world by bob dedes"
I feel like liking the video isn't enough... Thanks dude (:
I leaved my like in the first 10 seconds.
This guy is good af
*Glorious*
My favorite Darkkmane video by far.
Exactly 1 year has passed since this truly unfathomable being known as Darkk Mane, bestowed upon us a glimpse of the infinite wisdom that only he posesses in the form of AP Rakan
I rate 10/11 Purple Indians
The best rating possible so far!
Cappa 27 make it a 10/10 or his Indian parents will outcast him for scoring only a 9.
Ronnie Banerjee No Problem dude
"And this Yasuo tries to kill me, BUT HE'S A GODDAMN CHIMPANZEE!" lol best quote of 2018.
Darkk is such an humble man! It's because of his HIGH IQ!
miss these Darkk
This song is the only thing keeping me alive in 2020
I screamed into the void and it screamed back
NICE
Remember guys.... the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
According to the rule :
"Anyone that uses a Mario Strikers Charged Football music in his video shall receive a blue thumbs up, as it is the best football game ever made."
And that's a rule I'm happy to follow.
didn't like the sequel.
DaiLalox You mean Charged ? Why ? The game is improved on every aspect.
Because you need to use the wii mote in order to stop the ultra super mega dunk smash lam power shit, not only that but it throws like 9million balls.
And this windy level with that fucking cow rolling around like GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE BOIIIII. I don't know man maybe i just sucked at strikers charged so i didn't like it.
Have ya ever played multiplayer?
That's hell.
Josef Allerberger Isn't that true for every Wii games tho ? (I guess you meant "Online multiplayer")
Bro, i'll always be grateful, because u are one of the smartest and funniest youtube guy of whom i've the pleasure of being subscribed. Keep flying!
This was one of the greatest videos seen on this channel. Period.
I need that ending song in one of my playlists
Javier
Luv u thenks.
No seriously thank you ^^
Darude-Sandstorm
Masterpiece.
supah mario bruhdas 2 tho
Time to wait for another month
Papa Twerk you misspelled year.
As a college graduate, I can confirm that my humanity was stripped from me until I was but a husk in the last year and a half of college, destroying all hopes and dreams and leaving nothing but the infinite abyss that will one day ravage the world and leave the universe in everlasting darkness.
So my college experience was a little more pleasant than average.
i feel like this guy is from the future and is telling us what happens bit by bit in his videos
I was expecting a build guide, until I realized I was watching a Darkkmane video
Holy shit is that Darkk Mane “occasional upload” Jackson?
Never have I ever been gay for a chicken, but that was until I saw the new Star Wars Movie on DVD.
Dacnomaniak WHY ARE YOU AT EVERY COMMENT SECTION AAA
In some clips he dosnt have a banner and others he is m6, i am convinced he got m6 off of rakan mid.
This video was definitely THE BEST VIDEO you have ever made!! i havent lol'ed that hard since trying to break out of bronze 5 (i only made it to bronze 4) :(
Darkkmane you’re a God amongst men.
An Eldritch god!
I watch this sometimes just for the first 30 seconds
smh didn't even graduate from Harvard or Yale.
well corki graduated from harvard and yale
Meckrem Yousef the only one to do so in recorded history though
Not you only corki
Yo Darkk Boy. Please don't stop making your glorious guides just like Magikarp and Bricky stoped with their LoL series...
I seriously respect your passion for singing.
I'm horrible at singing too, but don't let that demotivate you.
I was finding the video boring....
BUT HOLY SHIT THE SONG !!!
I had to like the video right away
10/10 content
Still one of the best songs ever made.
What a education video
Glad I found this channel, you are like Magikarpusedfly when he was still funny
Right in the feels
11:05 shoutout to the health potion
I know I'm late but this was genuinely the funniest video I have ever watched
Finally another glorius guide yay
5:06 fkn banger song
I love how his iq power spikes every 3 seconds
I don't even play League anymore but I still keep watching these videos
ive watched this like 4 times already but i cant stop.. i keep coming back..!!
probably like 10 times now i love this video one of your best ones!!
Where is the Spotify link?
Liked just for that Guardians intro :D
I like how his IQ gradually just gets bigger
this video is a freaking masterpiece and ive seen it about 10 times now.
... im back hi
i love you darkkmane! you made my day better
*Wtf i didn't realise you had a beutiful voice until you started singing.*
6:27
Those aren't the lyrics...
Whats the song at 5:00?
I mean the background, i know that he's singing😂
1 Year Later, but it's Jumper by Third Eye Blind.
This has to be my absolute favorite video on youtube
If you haven't popped up on my suggestion. I will never have played LoL. After i saw "A glorious guide how to Garen" i tried out. And i won that game and more with a good K/D. Love your guides video and humor:)
Going in too deep and taking tower shots.
He truly is a Yasuo main by heart
See y'all in a month or 3
Hey if you had a 900 iq you would know that he is done with college
SkyCookie :3 you mean if he had IQ
StarTime Harmony exactly
Neither of you know how to use capitalization...
I love that Katarina outplay right there folks. Truly insane 6:46
Lol I was gonna watch this for a serious ap rakan guide, and I don't regret this 😂😂😂
This is better than my anti-depression pills.