Lyrics James:Dave Franco thank your agent for getting you this bit, we can all agree your not famous enough for it. Don’t worry theres still time you’ll be discovered. But I’m pretty sure we actually meant to book your brother. And its Cara Delevigne from paper towns, I wish someone would drop a match and burn that movie down. Your perfect for suicide squad I’m being a heart felt, cause when I see you try to act it makes me want to k*ll myself. Cara: You’ll k*ll yourself you promise? is that a fact? I’ve never heard a better reason for me to act. I can see it now the headlines about me. Cara Delevinge the woman who saved late night tv. Dave Franco? oh yeah your here two. Unlike america I never noticed you. I haven’t seen your movies and I definitely won’t, now you see me no sorry I don’t. Dave Franco:Cara Delevingne part of Taylor swifts scene, well heres some bad blood if you think I’m being mean, cause you think that your an actor in movies right now, trying to hide an accent thicker than your eyebrows. James your show ends at 1:30 every week so hello to the pets who’s owners fell asleep. British hack who has to sing and dance to break into the scene your a less talented much fatter Mr.B. James:Dave your brothers cool well you you’re a nerd. He’s Marky Mark, You’re Donnie Wahlberg, don’t ever think you have the skills to take me, the only funny thing you’ve been in is Alison Brie. My Favorite Delevingne I’d pick your sister poppy cause she’s my favorite model and you your just a copy. Hey you and dave have one thing in common, your only famous now cause your older siblings awesome. Cara:Your carpool karaoke is purely luck, stevey wonder is blind and even he can see you suck. You get to work with Reggie watts, that must be fun, too bad reggie has to work with a man who looks like a thumb. Over to Dave You’re just like blood, you’re thicker than water and you destroyed scrubs. You’re both shorter than me and I think that you’ll find, I’ve hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined. Dave:Before all your fans tweet that I’m a jerk, I’ll be nice and Just say let the real actors work. Your famous right now but the come down will be hellish. Your not a household name because no one can F***ing spell it. And now to respond to the dweeb across the pond in a suit looking like a sad bloated James bond, beating me in a battle, thats a reach, you’d have to steal lines from Michelle Obama’s speech.
Falcy woaah you aren't a TH-camr too but you keep posting those pointless videos, wondering if u can get some views but they'll never be more than 10, cause no one gives a fuck about you💛 bitch💅
Amanda Miho yeah, but "I hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined" was like TURN DOWN FOR WHAT. Dave would win if she didn't said this. Sorry for the English.
"You're both shorter than me and I'll think that you'll find, I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined" SHE WENT HAAARD DAAAMN My favorite part 100%
Cara killed it when she said I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined!! That was so cool and clever edit: dang y'all thanks for the 3.5k likes
"You're both shorter than me, and I think that you'll find, I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined." Y'all have to admit this line made her win.
Ok I love Cara Delevigne but Dave Franco KILLED IT Hello to the pets whose owner fell asleep ? Tryin to hide an accent thicker than your eyebrows ? Some of his punchlines are gold
Gordon: Oh look! Its Simon and he's here to tell us about stuff, Why don't we all look at him and huff puff puff?! Its fucken raw, RAW, RRRRAAAAWWWW, rawdiddy raw, Why are you even here, when all you can do is draw?! There isn't enough time on this show, got to get into flow, You don't know me, son, but we know you, you're a John Doe!! Cookitty cook, look mate, can you cook? Or would you rather sit in a corner with a nice little book?! Go back to the jungle, that's where you came from, Tell Tarzan and his apes we said hi and sent them a heavy old drum!! Simon: (looking around nervously) Wrong stage, I think I'll just go now......
@@nternetrat The thing is, physical traits was only like half of it, but it was all really good and his flow was mad! He dissed his opponents the best. He's my winner.
Arsalan Khan Alison Brie is Dave Franco's girlfriend and both he and she act in comedy movies and tv shows so Corden was suggesting that the comedy in Dave's videos are shit and that his girlfriends is way funnier than him
[Verse 1: James Corden] Dave Franco, thank your agent for getting you this bit We can all agree you're not famous enough for it Don't worry, there's still time, you'll be discovered But I'm pretty sure we actually meant to book your brother And it's Cara Delevingne, from "Paper Towns" I wish someone had dropped a match and burned that movie down You're perfect for "Suicide Squad", I'm being heartfelt Cause when I see you try to act, it makes me wanna kill myself [Verse 2: Cara Delevingne] You'll kill yourself, you promise? Is that a fact? I've never heard a better reason for me to act I can see it now, the headlines about me Cara Delevingne, the woman who saved late night TV Dave Franco? Oh yeah, you're here too! I'm like America: I never noticed you I haven't seen your movies and I definitely won't "Now You See Me"? No, sorry, I don't [Verse 3: Dave Franco] Cara Delevingne, part of Taylor Swift's scene Well here's some bad blood if you think I'm being mean Cause you think that you're an actor in movies right now Trying to hide an accent thicker than your eyebrow James, your show ends at 1:30 every week So hello to the pets whose owners fell asleep British hack who has to sing and dance to break into the scene You're a less talented, much fatter Mr. Bean [Verse 4: James Corden] Dave, your brother's cool, while you, you're a nerd He's Marky Mark, you're Donnie Wahlberg Don't ever think you have the skills to take me The only funny thing you've been in is Alison Brie My favorite Delevingne, I pick your sister Poppy Cause she's my favorite model and you, you're just a copy Hey! You and Dave, you got one thing in common You're only famous now cause your older sibling's awesome! [Verse 5: Cara Delevingne] Your Carpool Karaoke hit is purely luck Stevie Wonder is blind and even he can see you suck You get to work with Reggie Watts, that must be fun Too bad Reggie has to work with a man that looks like a thumb Over to Dave, you're just like blood You're thicker than water and you destroyed Scrubs You're both shorter than me and I think that you'll find I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined [Verse 6: Dave Franco] Before all your fans tweet that I'm a jerk I'll be nice and just say let the real actors work You're famous right now but the comedown will be hellish You're not a household name 'cause no one can fucking spell it And now to respond to the dweeb across the pond In a suit, looking like a sad bloated James Bond Beating me in a battle? That's a reach You'd have to steal lines from Michelle Obama's speech
@@eleonore9566 oh no ,sorry I didn’t realise you didn’t know. I should’ve explained it better but basically they don’t write the rap , a lyricist does and the rap is wrote before the show. That’s why they all rhyme because they know the lyrics
Whoever puts these lyrics together, is brilliant.... Franco was the best in this one but overall the David Schwimmer Drop the Mic was the best one.....
![[Vietsub] Drop the Mic - Randall Park vs James Van Der Beek](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/9t4N1w4XJ40/mqdefault.jpg)
GORDON RAMSEY VS SIMON COWELL
I WOULD KILL TO SEE THAT
Yes pls
@drea Anj Hell yeah 🤩🤩🤩
RAW RAW RAW YEAH RAW RAW RAW
Did they write this out before performing
Miranda Tweeton of course. not them actually but the crews lol
When Cara said, “I’ve hooked up with hotter girls then both of you combined,” not gonna lie. That shit hurted
BigLBA1
That’s not funny
I liked dave more haha
My man said hurted.
yh but the way she started off that they're both shorter than her is bullshit takr off them heels and we'll see
@@iftekharhussain7218 Cara is 1.73, James too and Dave is 1.70... So she is partially right.
“Trying to hide an accent thicker than your EYEBROWS” haha Dave is hilarious
hollywoodshopaholic Dave Franco can’t talk about thick eyebrows xd
Brennan Rosado 😂
hollywoodshopaholic imo I think he’s way funnier then his brother.
Yep
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:42“ trying to hide an accent that is thicker than your eyebrows“ LMFAOOOO I DIED 😂
But her eyebrows look like regular eyebrows to me...
@@k.5425mhmm
"You're both shorter than me, I think that you're fine, I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined" is the best line I've ever heard
Cassie English hells yeah ,best line ever 😂
She said she was taller but wasn't she wearing high hills?
Even without the high heels she is taller than them
Umm but Alison Brie tho...
Doesn't she say "You're both shorter than me and I think that you'll find, that I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined"
"Now you see me, oh no I don't "
I literally love that part
Me too
+Cara Prinsen Dave Franco was in a movie called "now you see me" :)
"Now you see me, no sorry I don't"
me too 😂😂
Right My friend
" trying to hide an accent thicker than your eyebrows " KFODIAKSKSKSDHSHAHAHAHAAHHA I LOVE DAVE SO MUCH
he didn't write dem lines tho you know that right ?
+Hady Kobrossy yea i know (: but THAT LINE WAS HILARIOUS
There older simblings are just awesome
they do write their own lines, probably with help though
But the funny thing is they both have thick eyebrows
Cara vs. Dave and James is by far the greatest drop the mic ever. I’ve watched it like 100 times already.
They need to do a part 2 already
“You’re only famous now cause your older siblings awesome” had me wheezing
i didn't even know they have siblings
You're*
yep.I didnt even know who their siblings are.
@@dellasus3215 James Franco is Dave's older brother, in Cara's case however she is way more popular than her older sister as far as i can tell.
Had to look up who her older sister was. Literally has no idea who she was 😭
"You're both shorter than me and I think that you'll find, I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined."
Iconic.
Her and James are the same height, she was wearing high heels.
@Thanos I don’t think you fully understand what body shaming is lmao. Your really just pressed that cara won this. Shoo away peasant 😗✌🏻.
@@Katie-io6fv I mean, Seeing as neither of them can control their height and she made fun of it, Out of context, Yes it was body shaming.
@@Katie-io6fv But due to it being a rap battle, It isn't taken as body shaming.
@@troy.c8102 like it’s literally a rap battle all things are on the table
"ive hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined" IM ACTUALLY DEAD
same!!
I was waiting for her to use that statement since the beginning
RIP Rose, your basic comedy comments well truly be missed by all of us who upvoted you!
dead! love Cara
SAME AHAHHAHA
Lyrics
James:Dave Franco thank your agent for getting you this bit, we can all agree your not famous enough for it. Don’t worry theres still time you’ll be discovered. But I’m pretty sure we actually meant to book your brother.
And its Cara Delevigne from paper towns, I wish someone would drop a match and burn that movie down. Your perfect for suicide squad I’m being a heart felt, cause when I see you try to act it makes me want to k*ll myself.
Cara: You’ll k*ll yourself you promise? is that a fact? I’ve never heard a better reason for me to act. I can see it now the headlines about me. Cara Delevinge the woman who saved late night tv.
Dave Franco? oh yeah your here two. Unlike america I never noticed you. I haven’t seen your movies and I definitely won’t, now you see me no sorry I don’t.
Dave Franco:Cara Delevingne part of Taylor swifts scene, well heres some bad blood if you think I’m being mean, cause you think that your an actor in movies right now, trying to hide an accent thicker than your eyebrows. James your show ends at 1:30 every week so hello to the pets who’s owners fell asleep. British hack who has to sing and dance to break into the scene your a less talented much fatter Mr.B.
James:Dave your brothers cool well you you’re a nerd. He’s Marky Mark, You’re Donnie Wahlberg, don’t ever think you have the skills to take me, the only funny thing you’ve been in is Alison Brie. My Favorite Delevingne I’d pick your sister poppy cause she’s my favorite model and you your just a copy. Hey you and dave have one thing in common, your only famous now cause your older siblings awesome.
Cara:Your carpool karaoke is purely luck, stevey wonder is blind and even he can see you suck.
You get to work with Reggie watts, that must be fun, too bad reggie has to work with a man who looks like a thumb.
Over to Dave You’re just like blood, you’re thicker than water and you destroyed scrubs.
You’re both shorter than me and I think that you’ll find, I’ve hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined.
Dave:Before all your fans tweet that I’m a jerk, I’ll be nice and Just say let the real actors work.
Your famous right now but the come down will be hellish. Your not a household name because no one can F***ing spell it. And now to respond to the dweeb across the pond in a suit looking like a sad bloated James bond, beating me in a battle, thats a reach, you’d have to steal lines from Michelle Obama’s speech.
thank you very much but i think it's
* I'm like America I never noticed you
Thank you so muchhhhh
Thanks a million 😁
Thanks so much for this.
Thanks girl👍
When Cara said “I’ve hooked up with hotter girls then both of you combined” my heart went 📈
She hit me with this one 😂🔥🔥
SAME!!!!!!
my heart went pitter patter pitter patter
I went oof
SHE'S NOT LYINGGGG
"trying to hide an accent thicker than your eyebrows" SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED
Already fired a shot at her. If you know what I mean
Noice
Hahaha
Honestly Dave had the best bars the other two kept going around the fact that he's overshadowed by his brother.
ikr
Whoever's writing these battle lyrics is going to get signed somewhere
Hahahaha I know right! Too damn creative😂😂
ricegum wrote them bahahahah
+Marija Pupovac lol
Doesn't reggie write them
+A Poynta i have no idea
The fact that Cara freestyled her first comeback to James, she wins.
WHAT WHICH ONE
This would have been pre-made and rehearsed, so that is why she knew what James Corden would have said.
@@nternetrat The one named Cara. Her first line. Haha
Its not freestyle though. They learn it
None of this is freestyled of course
i watched this a thousand times and im still not sick of it
im back here to say that im watching this again. ?!?
Syah 21 same!😂
Same. It never gets old!
same
CH 21 same
And the winner is .......... Their writers
u r wright
I mean, to be fair they did an okay job pulling it off
I love it!! I love how much time goes into it and how great their creative team is! They pull it off fantastically!
Obviously
Truest comment in the entire comment section
Nobody:
Cara Delevingne: But you don't have the eyebrows.
That was actually cringy
That shit hurt her soul lol
Nobody cared about that when she said it
When did she say that?
faaaack! I got 4.9 likes?? where were all the notifications??
Cara's last line is the way I want to finish my discussions with people.QUEEN
It’s scripted, lol
@@behindmyblueeyes99but it's true. Have you seen her ex girlfriends and hookups?
"Now you see me? Sorry, I don't." - Cara 2016.
Yes!!
John cena - everytime
LMFAO
+
God damn John Cena.
"Dave Fraco, oh yeah, you're here too / I'm just like America, I've never noticed you" hahahahahaha
That was a sick line
LMAO
Savage
That line would make a lot more sense for any country other than America
since she is british
How is no one talking about James' KILLER line:
"The only funny thing you've been in is Alison Brie" 😂😂😭
That is the best line.
It’s Literally shocked me and I was embarrassed even though I had nothing to do with this 😂😂😂
I actually had no idea they were together. Good on him lmao
@@cool64378 they're married
Best line ever
Dave Franco’s line to Cara “You’re famous right now but the comedown will be hellish” really did not age well😭
It kind of did because she’s been in a lot of b tv shows and movies that are not mainstream she’s not of a model now then ever before
@@camdenfelton8462 for real?
Where is Dave now😂
the "now you see me, no sorry i don't" line and the way she delivers it WINS
ikr!!!
When she said I've hooked up with fitter girls then both of you combined
i didnt get thatt :(
"The only funny thing you have been in is Alision Brie"
I DIED EVERYTIME I HEARD THIS 😂
_.adildo ._ WOW THIS IS F*UCKING SCARY I WAS READING THIS WHEN THE VIDEO WAS ON THAT EXACT SAME TIME!
"_. ._" squad 😎💪
Falcy woaah you aren't a TH-camr too but you keep posting those pointless videos, wondering if u can get some views but they'll never be more than 10, cause no one gives a fuck about you💛 bitch💅
Welpp i didn't expect this to get so many likes
I'm shooketh
Everyone talkin bout Cara but Dave fucking slayed this
Amanda Miho yaaa
Amanda Miho yeah, but "I hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined" was like TURN DOWN FOR WHAT. Dave would win if she didn't said this. Sorry for the English.
Amanda Miho he absolutely slayned it son
YASSSSSS
Amanda Miho cara won Dave did good but James was the genuine one who lost
Can we all take a moment and apreciate dave's flow
"You're both shorter than me and I'll think that you'll find, I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined"
SHE WENT HAAARD DAAAMN
My favorite part 100%
"I think that you're fine"
lol it's funny considering that she's wearing heels
Sarah Rose van Corven YASSSSS
Celina Husung no she said combined search it
JDoactive no its actually "i think that you'll find"
"I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined"
SLAYYYY
eh... Allison Brie's pretty hot
fuck I understood "both of you can buy"😂😂😂
Neha Sriram Ikr
Only reason she won
"I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined." I'M DEAD I LOVE CARA
She's gross as fuck.
+Jarrod Shipard stfu u homophobe
+Jarrod Shipard dont be so fucking rude.
+Jarrod Shipard kiss my assss you RUDE cow
Damien Temiyi You used pretentious wrong so I won't be calling you that. You assume I'me straight.
"you're thicker than water and you destroyed Scrubs" is the most genuine stab i've heard in a while.
Cara killed it when she said I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined!! That was so cool and clever edit: dang y'all thanks for the 3.5k likes
Lyla Faith it is scripted....
Lillimarilli 01 Still cool and clever.
Lyla Faith agreed
the eye brows one was better
Lyla Faith yes haha
"Now You See Me" no I'm sorry I don't HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
Endi is
I don't get it someone explain plz😭
Alissa Violet dave acted in 'now you see me now you don't'
shyanne 121 he was in a movie called now you see me
Endi iiii
This is officially my favorite video on the Internet
sameeeeee
I think i killed the restart button! :D
omgggg saaame
fuck yeah!
me too
Dave Franco’s lines went so hard
"You're both shorter than me, and I think that you'll find, I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined."
Y'all have to admit this line made her win.
Nah. Her delivery and rhythm weren't nearly as good as Dave's. Plus, you gotta give props to the writers, not the performers.
+Aaron Kemp p
+Nek Pit P!
Any lesbian can say that
but she's not wrong
"Now you see me, now you see me now you don't" KILLED ME OMFGG
She actually said "now you see me? No, sorry I don't" you couldn't really hear the last part because she had the mic away from her mouth.
+Britney Wilson thanks for ruining it!
+Cloudy when someone ruins a cool reference😂😂
+Leoni Tua exactly man I'm crying 😭
+Cloudy I didn't ruin it. Blame Cara Delavigne. She's the one that said it.
Cara kills it with her attitude. Her lines aren't impressive in a lyrical sense, but the way she gets them across, etc. is awesome.
Dave's line were incredible though. He fucking killed it with his last verse! :D
+raspberriedcake His last line was epic my gosh
I thought her lines were pretty impressive but Daves last burn to James was the best
She talks them. Not raps them. I'm going to have to disagree with you. Her actual lines are the best party
Dave Franco was killing both of them😂
The Rock and Kevin Hart would be incredible
Kevin was already on it
Rock would kill kevin
Kevin is quite witty tho, would be funny lol
Didn’t think about that
That would be the funniest shit ever😭
"The only funny thing you've been in is Alison Brie" omg 😂
My GOD I'M WEEZING
James getting wayyy too personal with this rap
I was dying when he said that 😂😂
cara automatically won with "i've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined"
IKR? xD
Truee
Truuuue 😂
trueeeee 😂😂
agree man dave had better come backs and deliveries
"I’ve hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined"
And that ladies and gentlemen is how the queen ended both
Her scriptwriters, you mean?))
Ok I love Cara Delevigne but Dave Franco KILLED IT
Hello to the pets whose owner fell asleep ?
Tryin to hide an accent thicker than your eyebrows ?
Some of his punchlines are gold
he should have won
Agreed
Nope
He had them both, always seems to me that the last one mentioned at the end wins somehow🤔
He definitely won
ok but can we just recognize Cara's line "I've hooked up with better girls than both of you combined" tbh it's my favorite.
Really Cara cause none of them have lasted
it's a hook up, no one said dating
+Amanda Williams i didn't know hook ups had to last???
she killed them with that hands down...even Dave's Michelle line failed
I REALLY DIDN'T SAW THAT COMING I'M SHOOK
"You're perfect for Suicide Squad bc when I see you tryna act it makes me want to kill myself" IM DEAD 😂
IKR it was amazing
Let’s be honest Cara’s lines were better than both of them
*better THAN
@@s.venegas jeez, no need to be so salty lmao
Am i the only one dying laughing at Dave's last sentence ? " you have to steal a line from Michelle Obama's speach."
Nope! Me too! Comment section was all about caras line but dave's last sentence was golden !
omg yess
Speech*
No you are not the only one😂😂😂😂🙄😫
P
The script writers are the real heroes here.
Cara: "...I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined."
That was the end right there.
Guywith Hisownworld that was a neck cut Right there
Meh
Except Dave franco used to date alison, so its kinda not trueXD
Damnnn
dude they're married...
Idk why I keep coming back to this vidoe each year, it’s just amazing
"I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined" God I love Cara😂🙌🏼💯
I feel you HAHAHAHA. damn I'm loving her more HAHA
her rap was absolute trash, just because you afmire her doesn't mean she won.
Ikr her writer is so good!
+Abdul Raffay you're face is trash
^ your*
"Beating me in a battle, that's a reach, you'd have to teal lines from Michelle Obama's speech!" I LOST it LMAOOOO
SAME!!!!
Same
I literally paused the video and died
literally?
+Razvan Radu yep I'm typing from a grave
this is way funnier than car pool karaoke
Yeah, this was a good video.
my wigga Sam
Yeah
carpools just relaxing to watch this and take a break i loved but stopped doing them for some reason
Yeah.
No☝
This episode of drop the mic will forever be my favourite 🥺
i completely lost it when cara said about the girls she had hooked up with lol
Sara Rizal yass
Sara Rizal YES
Sara Rizal but Dave married Alison Brie, so that's completely invalidated
It's not about who Dave married, it's that Cara has hooked up with girls who were hotter than both Dave and James combined, not their partners.
"I hooked up with hot girls than both of you combine"
The most savage rap. 👏👏
imsojey not really because it’s incorrect.Dave is married to Alison Brie who is definitely hotter than anyone cara could get with
@@TheKing-bz7iy the most right comment 😂😘
Shout out to the writers who wrote these awesome raps.
Sophia Chen is this staged or they just freestyle?
J Reaper it’s staged
Definitely staged. They rehearse beforethey go on.
Staged! But its pretty cool to watch 👌
KK Bo barley it’s not reahersed if you watch closely they think jeez you supposed to be and adult
Imagine chris Hemsworth roasting the shit out of everyone
6:13 Dave's face when he tried to catch the mic made me cry XD
"YOURE BOTH SHORTER THAN ME AND I THINK THAT YOU'LL FIND IVE HOOKED UP WITH HOTTER GIRLS THAN BOTH OF YOU COMBINED" IM SCREAMINGN
I died
and this line is the reason why we need to put her on Wildn Out
scripted JiselleJ McGee
OMG I WAS LIKE GOOOOO CARA
I was laughing so hard at that line
people that NEED to be on here:
tom holland, anthony mackie, sebastian stan
gordon ramsey, simon cowell
rdj and chris evans
PLEASE.
Gordon Ramsey vs Simon cowell
Omg yes please! That’d make a hell of a drop the mic
And Eminem
And zendaya
omg imagine stackie roasting holland i already feel bad for him
I can't with Dave Franco's smile❤
I always feel like these need a 'who won, who's next, you decide' :D
yes omg.
ERPIC...MIC DROP....BATTLLJE;LAJDLDLISORY!!
dia duit
yeah, the last ones they announce always seem to win to me
ERRRPIRC RAP BARTLES ORF HIORRRYY
DROP THE MIC WITH GORDON RAMSAY AND SIMON COWELL
Gordon: Oh look! Its Simon and he's here to tell us about stuff,
Why don't we all look at him and huff puff puff?!
Its fucken raw, RAW, RRRRAAAAWWWW, rawdiddy raw,
Why are you even here, when all you can do is draw?!
There isn't enough time on this show, got to get into flow,
You don't know me, son, but we know you, you're a John Doe!!
Cookitty cook, look mate, can you cook?
Or would you rather sit in a corner with a nice little book?!
Go back to the jungle, that's where you came from,
Tell Tarzan and his apes we said hi and sent them a heavy old drum!!
Simon: (looking around nervously) Wrong stage, I think I'll just go now......
Marksman2.0
OH SHIT YES
Marksman2.0 yasssssssss
Oh my god, the universe would explode from such a battle of epic proportions! XD WE NEED THIS!
I seriously believe somebody needs to officially send this idea in to the show. This would be so good and go INSANELY viral
I feel like Cara was amazing, but Dave should have won
You know that's what I always thought as well.
nahhh cara had legit bars, dave always went for the physical traits
@@nternetrat The thing is, physical traits was only like half of it, but it was all really good and his flow was mad! He dissed his opponents the best. He's my winner.
@@adedejiadesida5091 true he had good flow and stage presence, agree to disagree on the winner tho ;)
@@nternetrat lol no she didnt, i heard no "bars" from her. Dave bodied them both and clearly won.
"Now You See Me"? No, sorry, I don't - That should have been her closer. Had me fist pumping
I keep going back to watch it again and again
Dave really got this one but Cara slayed that “I’ve hooked up with hotter girls that both of you combined”. 🔥💋
Not really, he just kept making fun of Caras asking. He kept repeating it over and over again, he had nothing else to say.
Comet Himenez no he only mentioned her ascent once. Dave definitely won
Charlie Doggett sorry i meant eyebrows and other stuff
If you look closer you can see actual feelings being hurt lmao
James actually looked hurt when they said stuff about his weight
Meg Pilkington yes I agree, poor baby
i think dave took it a bit far aha
+Meg Pilkington it's all scripted,so he probably wrote it
nah pretty sure they know what each other are going to say beforehand.. and James is comfortable with his weight
Cara's verses had more lyrics than Lil Pump's whole career
Lived for when Dave Franco roasted Melanie Trump while roasting James Cordon
yasssss
that was the single best line in the video.
yesss thats what i thought
yeah I think so
+Dominator zed 'youd have to steal lines from Michelle Obamas speech' - Dave's last verse
They should try and put Eminem in drop the mic
nah...It would be too unfair. Like putting God against the common mortals.😂😂
Rape is not allowed in Live TV
Anna Woodbecker that would be an EXTREME roast lol
heyyyyyy come on we don't wanna make James suicide do we?
Nahh....this game is not for gods
When I read Cara Delevingne & Dave Franco, I've never clicked faster on a video before
Honestly same though
me too 😂😂
Me too 😂
same
Lol same.
"The only funny thing you've been in is Alison Brie" HOLY SHIT
That was by far my favorite line!
Arsalan Khan Alison Brie is Dave Franco's girlfriend and both he and she act in comedy movies and tv shows so Corden was suggesting that the comedy in Dave's videos are shit and that his girlfriends is way funnier than him
+Arsalan Khan his fiancê :-)
+Arsalan Khan he meant Dave has only been in Alison Brie (in.....) who is much funnier than Dave
+Arsalan Khan I know right 😂
When Dave said "born ready baby" I literally melted omfg
If someone is allergic to cringy fangirls then its best to get out now
+Andemand rude
+The CP *true
Cringe
+Jared Rice lol
4:00 Dave is like when the quiet kid finally speaks up and speaks their mind and they start roasting everyone
ME
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The way Cara is so chill. Girl, she handled it.
5:24 cara just went all out in the true shade! xd
[Verse 1: James Corden]
Dave Franco, thank your agent for getting you this bit
We can all agree you're not famous enough for it
Don't worry, there's still time, you'll be discovered
But I'm pretty sure we actually meant to book your brother
And it's Cara Delevingne, from "Paper Towns"
I wish someone had dropped a match and burned that movie down
You're perfect for "Suicide Squad", I'm being heartfelt
Cause when I see you try to act, it makes me wanna kill myself
[Verse 2: Cara Delevingne]
You'll kill yourself, you promise? Is that a fact?
I've never heard a better reason for me to act
I can see it now, the headlines about me
Cara Delevingne, the woman who saved late night TV
Dave Franco? Oh yeah, you're here too!
I'm like America: I never noticed you
I haven't seen your movies and I definitely won't
"Now You See Me"? No, sorry, I don't
[Verse 3: Dave Franco]
Cara Delevingne, part of Taylor Swift's scene
Well here's some bad blood if you think I'm being mean
Cause you think that you're an actor in movies right now
Trying to hide an accent thicker than your eyebrow
James, your show ends at 1:30 every week
So hello to the pets whose owners fell asleep
British hack who has to sing and dance to break into the scene
You're a less talented, much fatter Mr. Bean
[Verse 4: James Corden]
Dave, your brother's cool, while you, you're a nerd
He's Marky Mark, you're Donnie Wahlberg
Don't ever think you have the skills to take me
The only funny thing you've been in is Alison Brie
My favorite Delevingne, I pick your sister Poppy
Cause she's my favorite model and you, you're just a copy
Hey! You and Dave, you got one thing in common
You're only famous now cause your older sibling's awesome!
[Verse 5: Cara Delevingne]
Your Carpool Karaoke hit is purely luck
Stevie Wonder is blind and even he can see you suck
You get to work with Reggie Watts, that must be fun
Too bad Reggie has to work with a man that looks like a thumb
Over to Dave, you're just like blood
You're thicker than water and you destroyed Scrubs
You're both shorter than me and I think that you'll find
I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined
[Verse 6: Dave Franco]
Before all your fans tweet that I'm a jerk
I'll be nice and just say let the real actors work
You're famous right now but the comedown will be hellish
You're not a household name 'cause no one can fucking spell it
And now to respond to the dweeb across the pond
In a suit, looking like a sad bloated James Bond
Beating me in a battle? That's a reach
You'd have to steal lines from Michelle Obama's speech
Thank you!
Best comment here
thank you
PLEASE GO TO EVERY VIDEO, YOURE A HERO AHHA
Haha ur good
Do this with Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield & Tom Holland
oh yes
eparwa Probably the best thing ever!
Negan that would be hilarious and serious 😆😆
tom holland is an insult to the spiderman franchise.
asher tom holland is a great actor and he actually looks like he could be a highschool student unlike maquire and garfield
I always come back to this, Anne's and Dame Helen's. Cara's swag is overflowing and adorable. The accent makes it so much better haha
Can y'all imagine NICKI AND CARDI HERE??- that is wt im talkin' bout:')
Bahram Asgarov Omg YESSSS
@@lisalisalisalisalisa11 omg NO
Red bottomed heels be flying everywhere
@@EclipsaSoleil omfg your comment is underrated
that would escalate
Dave's got the best flow out of the 3.
#teamcara all the way though . . . . . .
+Haziq Mazlan CARA IS THE BEST
you're right. i mean his delivery is on time with beat.
For a fact💯I was lik "oh...okayyyy Dave 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"
Dave!!!!!
I'm a simple girl. I see Cara and Dave together in thumbnail, so I click.
hey, hey, hey, im a dude. What you trying to say !?
Ur doing it soooo wrong (wtf) *facepalms*
me
Simple girls can't pronounce "Cara Delevingne"
i am simple man, i hate all "i am simple girl/guy so i clicked" comments in all viral videos
I hate when people make fun of James’s weight tpwk
It’s a roast...💀
@@natalie1220 Ya but an insult shouldn't really be about somebody's appearance.
@@eleonore9566 I’m sure he is fine with it because it’s his own show, if he had an issue he would stop it from happening 🤎
@@ellaconnelly7077 True but he didn't really know they would say that and it must hurt a bit
@@eleonore9566 oh no ,sorry I didn’t realise you didn’t know. I should’ve explained it better but basically they don’t write the rap , a lyricist does and the rap is wrote before the show. That’s why they all rhyme because they know the lyrics
Dave Franco fucking murdered them up there. He should have won.
That final line was slaughter!
+TubemastaC innit Michelle
came down to say that
No not really I think cara Delevigne deserved it
Ikr! He murdered Cara with the eyebrow line and slaughtered James with the speech line XD
We NEED ONE with tyler posey and dylan o'brien..
WHY CAN I NOT LIKE THIS 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 TIMES
yassssssssssssssssss
YAAAAAASSS
YESSSSSEEESEEESSSSSS
YESSSSSS
"You're shorter than me and I think you're fine. I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined." OMG HAHSHAHAHA I LOST IT THERE 😭😂
that is iconic😂😭
why is it when Cara attempts to hold down James' head in 2:40 James goes up and snuggles against her hand!?!?! So cute like a dog!!
I'm sorry, but the audience obviously didn't listen to the same thing I did. Dave killed that.
agree
Michael East there were pretty much just girls there, if you look at the comments it's the same haha
Michael East IKR!!!!!!
Michael East I couldn't even understand him his accent is so thick
ikr
everyone who thinks cara is the best,but lets be real dave's lines are just pure comedy gold 😭😭
She had a point. Mr. Bean is perhaps the only person with eyebrows at par with Cara's
lol monika agreedddd
I think so too 😆👍👌
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I mean...Dave was amazing until Cara's last line destroyed both Dave and James
"i hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined" BURN BABY BURN!!
that was sick Cara!
Ikr!
She actually says "I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you can buy"
Yeah, right. Staged relationships for the paparazzi's clikcs and lgtb bullshit publicity.
No, it's both of you combined.
the only
Whoever puts these lyrics together, is brilliant.... Franco was the best in this one but overall the David Schwimmer Drop the Mic was the best one.....
"I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined"
HOT DAMN CARA
Has she seen Alison Brie? Err... no, no she hasn't
Lilli B just n
Lilli B that just means she has hooked up with someone slightly more attractive than Dave Franco
ICONIC
Vanja Zani Cara is bi though
In the next:
Kanye West & Kim Kardashian VS Taylor Swift.
yes pleaseee !!
that HAS to happen 😂🙌🏼
Holy fuck shit yes
nope no body wants to see kanye west fucking clown
you forgot katy perry.
"The only funny thing you've been in, is Allison Brie" 😂😂😭😭 I died
@@edengamilla2110 Dave and Allison are married. Basically it's sex joke
I’m obsessed with cara’s lines
The one about meaning to book James instead of Dave was the best😂
Yes! And nobody has seemed to notice. Thank you 😂 (and sorry for my english)
I know😂
He even came on stage as "Number 2" lol
I loved that haha!!
Cara: "I've hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined"
Dave: "All true facts"
Lmao
he definitely said 'statements' not 'facts' ... another reason I suck at life
Not true though' Allison Brie. Nuff' Said.
Also, there's no such thing as a false fact.
Sheriff K Totally true, though. Michelle Rodrigues. 'Nuff said.
Yeah, I believe that she's dating St. Vincent (well-known guitarist whose real name is Annie Clark)