What I just realized: Based upon some of his remarks "done a million of these", "typical", "Karen from earth" etc. while the examiner is certainly not entirely knowledgable about humans, his shock about the diagnosis at the end implicate, that at least a good chunk of abducted humans CAN teleport on Andromeda! Dave is just one of the few poor souls who can't.
I can't believe that even though this sketch was made 6 years ago the creators still took the time to look through and like this comment that's wholesome
I'm not sure if they're advertising but it stands to reason that superior content like this should self propagate. It's just really surprising to me that it hasn't occurred at a faster rate. If anything, this channel is an example that no matter how good your content it's impossible to be successful without being in the game for a certain period of time. I have no doubt however, that if these guys keep this up they'll be superstars for sure within three years. Ill bet every last dime I have.
This was so good!! The concept is fantastic, and the execution was just perfect every step of the way. Great performance, great writing, great editing - you guys are great. That "twelve cents" at the end is hilarious every time!
hearing this from someone as talented as you is quite an honor. I love your music -- especially "Your S.P.E.C.I.A.L" -- that made my long wait for Fallout 4 more memorable.
Cyanide and happiness did that last april. they reuploaded a version of their most disliked video where it played once, and then played again in slow motion. the title and thumbnail were suggested it was a new iteration of a well-loved series.
I feel like we are one step away from global extinction every day. Even more so now, I mean look at what's happening now. Humanity is so advanced (at least to our own standards) yet so unbelievably dumb. We are a paradox lol.
The fact that he says he has done a million of these but is still surprised Dave can’t take off his skin nor see in another dimension implies that some humans can
@@randompurpleslime8963 That means Schizophrenia is an illness to human but it's a special ability where people can see other beings from another domension for alien
Maybe he did it to see if this guy had a certain memory ability, but because he doesnt theres no more questions... the world building is awesome! Id love this as a series
could be a quality control type question. Like did the last dude fuck up and not wipe his memory. Similar when doctors ask if you ate something when they know they told you not to before blood work.
I find myself ready enjoying every skit I see from these guys. My favorite joke from this video is the hammer and board test and the alien says “Typical”.
1:57 is hilarious! •plank with nail and hammer appears• •looks back and forth between plank and observing alien• "Is this ... should I?" •slams it one time like "I know this! Clean and easy!"• "Ugh. Typical." 🤣
it's sad to see such a channel so rich and prolific in content has such few subscribers. C'mon now TH-cam.. they deserve a million subscribers, at least!
***** or i live in a place with lots of children (who love fidget spinners), stores, and go to a public school where most people own one. Also, i browse the internet where i see one at least twice a day. I don't think someone using a fidget spinner is boring- in fact, from the sounds of it if you've never seen someone use one that would be out of the ordinary for you, not boring.
preston waters they're interesting to play with for about 30 minutes than after you've spun it as fast as u can while balancing it on your finger and seen how long it will spin for you've exhausted everything you can do with it and never touch it agian
This has quickly became my all time favourite channel. The ideas, planning, execution, script is on a level that youtube is not familiar with. The team behind this has my full respect and attention
@@CybernerdShua Right. We are able to create sketches like this one to make fun of ourselves, using abstract concepts and metaphors to ponder what it would be like if a more intelligent species existed and how it might conduct itself towards us. Then we broadcast these sketches over eletricity, encoding the visual and auditory information into binary information, decode it on the other side, and we have amassed such wealth that this techonology is available to almost everyone in the world by now. But yea. We aren't as intelligent as YOU thought.
YOU GUYS ARE BRILLIANT. First found you guys from the GroundHog Day one, and its so great to see you guys get more views now!! Totally deserve it, you blokes are amazing Cheers from Australia, All the best lads
Just started rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender, and realized that Jack is the voice of Sokka! He did such a great job! But anyway, great video, guys! I have no idea how your channel hasn't blow up yet. Every video is so good!
The concept behind this is quite amusing, and I'd imagine fairly realistic if there are advanced civilizations existing out there capable of interstellar travel. Also, this video made for some good accidental ASMR, lol
It's insane how these guys maintaine and continue to improve the quality and writing of these sketches to this day! You never run out of ideas and always make me laugh 😂
When I applied to become a Naval Officer, they put me through a test that measures your general aptitude, but also includes a second portion specifically to test your aptitude as a potential aviator. I never had any real interest in piloting aircraft beyond a slight passing fancy - I certainly wouldn't want to do it as a full time job - but a test is a test, so I did my best. "Your academic aptitude is pretty high, but..." "Yeah?" "You scored below average on the pilot portion. You're automatically disqualified from becoming a pilot." "Yeah that makes sense- wait. 'below average' for those who wanted to be pilots, or below average for _everyone_ who took the test?" "The latter." "... well now I want a second opinion."
"Look over here for me, and look over here... 'Kay nice. And look into this dimension, and into this one" "I dont see anything." "Oh shame" Love this part 1:07
I love his reaction to being told he can't teleport on Andromeda. He didn't even know that was a thing 12 seconds ago, and the first thing he says isn't "Is that normal for humans?", it's "I want a second opinion", as if it's a standard medical examination and not an alien abduction. That's wild. He acclimated to the situation way too fast.
1:56 *Looks at hammer and board with nail in it* 'What do you want me to do with that?' "What do you want to do with it?" 'Nothing. It's there, let it be there.' "Interesting. What if I required you to interact with it?" 'Why would you require me to interact with it?' "For science." 'How do they feel about being interacted with?' "They don't feel anything Dave, they're inanimate objects." 'So I can interact with them however I want.' "Yes." '...' *Balances hammer on nail*
Hope you enjoyed! Here are the deleted scenes: th-cam.com/video/lyHjuLQTyCs/w-d-xo.html
Are you like another channel called kris and Jack
What
Same
Why do I feel like Cats would get full pass
Ok thx
"I want a second opinion"
I fucking lost it. Chris and Jack is a great way to start your morning.
Hounoru the fidget spinner though
Goku ssj10000 he wants another doctor to see him and see if he can talliport
subscribee pleasee :) ;)
Syko Channel if u sub to me
your turn now
What I just realized:
Based upon some of his remarks "done a million of these", "typical", "Karen from earth" etc. while the examiner is certainly not entirely knowledgable about humans, his shock about the diagnosis at the end implicate, that at least a good chunk of abducted humans CAN teleport on Andromeda! Dave is just one of the few poor souls who can't.
I can't believe that even though this sketch was made 6 years ago the creators still took the time to look through and like this comment that's wholesome
@@mysterynotch9098unfortunately they edited the comment so now the heart is gone
Bro got a heart from the creator just to edit it and remove the like 😂 broooo
@@disguisedcentennial835should have left those writing errors in ._.
I'm guessing we as people haven't truly tap into are potential yet. That's why aliens see as toddlers of the universe.
Asks is this your first abduction.
Also wipes memory.
Lol I was just about to state that. 2 years too late 🤣🤣
@@devyn4983 it's how they make sure their memory wipes work on humans :O if one says it's not their first, well boyyyy
@@Borkomora was gonna comment the same , after 2 yrs lol
Not to burst the bubble, you make a very good point but he did receive a tracking chip. It would most likely be his first time.
@@pixelkatzeusso they can ask him next time
This has to be the single greatest comedy sketch I have ever seen.
Well, this has to be the single greatest comment we've ever seen!
*memory wipes you*
This has to be the single greatest comedy sketch I have ever seen.
This has to be the single greatest comedy sketch I have... ever....
Woah. Deja vu.
@@daniellichtenstein7541*memory wipe*
Why is this...kind of relaxing-
Welcome to the wild world of asmr
I thought I was the only one
@@m30wdytime to watch asmr bucko
Asmr Alien Abduction. Thank us later
one of us, one of us
I cant understand how this channel hasn't blown up to over a million subscribers.
Are they advertising? A trailer of their work would get me to click. Maybe collab with some other channels?
its ont he front page of reddit now, its just a matter of time now
They've been on the frontpage more than once.
they have been there twice now
I'm not sure if they're advertising but it stands to reason that superior content like this should self propagate. It's just really surprising to me that it hasn't occurred at a faster rate. If anything, this channel is an example that no matter how good your content it's impossible to be successful without being in the game for a certain period of time. I have no doubt however, that if these guys keep this up they'll be superstars for sure within three years. Ill bet every last dime I have.
"Well I want a second opinion" LMAO!
Best part
That part is hilarious!
Well, he got it! But it resulted in an out of network consultation for over $1 billion.
I feel like everybody would have that response. It just seems reasonable.😂😂😂
😂😂😂
This was so good!! The concept is fantastic, and the execution was just perfect every step of the way. Great performance, great writing, great editing - you guys are great. That "twelve cents" at the end is hilarious every time!
Fully agreed, absolutely everything was on cue. Perfect in every way, filmmaking-wise.
You guys need to collab.
Wow Thaaanks Kyle
Omg Door monster my two favourite channels in the same place, please do a Collab it'd be great
And both of my favorite channels. Holy crap
“I’m afraid you can’t teleport”
I legit thought he was bouta tell Dave he had cancer or something and was caught way tf off guard
Pretty sure he gave him a few tumors
"I want a second opinion" 😭
Cancer is probably something easily treatable ngl
1:57 Dave definitely nailed that board to the table
Typical.
The ideal response is probably taking the nail out of the plank, I guess?
@@sabiqs.harits6388 I mean we aren't intelligent life so how should we know?
@@CanadianMapping01I am 🗿
@@ShadowMuppetXfr typical human always building
My favorite moment was when the alien says to himself, "Think!" and points at his neck.
My favorite too
Then their brains should be a cylindrical shape
The creepiest part probably
Yea, its like the thing humans do except this guy's brain is on his neck so he points there instead.
@@Spacebuggahhh, really?
funny buggers
hearing this from someone as talented as you is quite an honor. I love your music -- especially "Your S.P.E.C.I.A.L" -- that made my long wait for Fallout 4 more memorable.
Thanks Dan! Love your stuff!
THE MUSIC KING IS HERE
YOU ARE SALUED BY THE ENTIRE MINECRAFT COMMUNAUTY
Oh hey, it's Dan Bull!
Yo it’s that one guy
These guys are so good that their idea of an April Fools' joke would be to post a bad video.
Bow that's an awesome idea!
Cyanide and happiness did that last april. they reuploaded a version of their most disliked video where it played once, and then played again in slow motion. the title and thumbnail were suggested it was a new iteration of a well-loved series.
Yeah, I'm also subscribed to C&H. At least they found a good purpose for a bad video...
They'll snowball soon enough.
@@dragos7puri I'm here 6 years later to report it hasn't happened yet.
I love the high production value with ordinary objects like a mouse pad and juggling equipment as probes.
0:04 Me being dragged to hell after laughing at a You Laugh You Lose compilation in 2014
Very specific
the punishment for those videos do really seem very harsh
😂😂😂
This is the single best comment out there
You laugh u go to hell
I would 100% binge watch a feature length series of this.
So true
3:08 "Their existence shouldn't work. But somehow, *for now*, it does."
fr fr, just look at all the problems we have
I feel like we are one step away from global extinction every day. Even more so now, I mean look at what's happening now. Humanity is so advanced (at least to our own standards) yet so unbelievably dumb. We are a paradox lol.
The way he described us was like we were bees 😭
We were made in god’s image, *WE* were mean’t to inherit the stars.
@@sponosx7736 source: humanity
lol this needs to be an entire series.
the"I want a second opinion" line was gold.
"There are a lot of Karens" lmao this aged well
that "I want a second opinion" line was so unexpected and hilarious
It's bewildering to me how this channel isn't WAY more popular
200k subs ain't that bad
@@ZikedY never said it wasn't. It's pretty damn impressive!
I've watched this 15 times.
We've watched you watch it 15 times. Creepy?
I’ve watched this 1 times
40!
Mood
I come back to watch all of C&J's greatest hits at least once a year. I think the body switching one is probably my favorite
2:58 that “okay” is so satisfying
It may be because I like ASMR, but some of the sounds of the equipment are really pleasing.
Fun fact, if you look up Abduction Asmr this is a result
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The fact that he says he has done a million of these but is still surprised Dave can’t take off his skin nor see in another dimension implies that some humans can
He must've abducted a few schizophrenics
Or probably the alien only speaks english and has abducted a lot of people from around the world and couldn't understand anyone
@@randompurpleslime8963 That means Schizophrenia is an illness to human but it's a special ability where people can see other beings from another domension for alien
Maybe different planets can?
Or maybe it's not Dave whose memory is being wiped at the end.
says humans are stupid but asks “is this your first abduction” knowing they do a memory wipe at the end
I think he says it to calm them down, also he might get a bit of humor out of it
Maybe there testing to see if the memory wipe worked the last time
That's probably it @@Chekmate-em3mc
Maybe he did it to see if this guy had a certain memory ability, but because he doesnt theres no more questions... the world building is awesome! Id love this as a series
could be a quality control type question. Like did the last dude fuck up and not wipe his memory. Similar when doctors ask if you ate something when they know they told you not to before blood work.
I find myself ready enjoying every skit I see from these guys. My favorite joke from this video is the hammer and board test and the alien says “Typical”.
1:57 is hilarious!
•plank with nail and hammer appears• •looks back and forth between plank and observing alien• "Is this ... should I?" •slams it one time like "I know this! Clean and easy!"•
"Ugh. Typical."
🤣
I am too confused what should have been done,i could have probably pulled the nail out, what do you think should be done here?
@@ANGAD047 check the deleted scenes
Don't know why, but that pointing at the neck when saying "think!" to himself was the part that got me the most.
A spin off series with these two? Where the alien decides to keep the human and takes him to andromeda .
Hi my name is Julie AND I STILL WANT A SEQUEL
Julie Webb you realize that this is a continuation of undeniable proof that I was taken by aliens and where the fbi try’s to wipe his mind right?
The alien keeps him as a pet! 😂
I need the sequel.
it's sad to see such a channel so rich and prolific in content has such few subscribers. C'mon now TH-cam.. they deserve a million subscribers, at least!
Q
Just a matter of time
Sadly, they never got a million subscribers. Now only youtube shorts youtubers get all the subs by posting dumbass zero-effort content.
0:43 this is the start of the asmr feeling
Bro is an unsung hero for this
Here we go again, front page of reddit. *Crosses fingers that the collective internet realizes how awesome you guys are*
Little did Dave know that the test of whether a species is intelligent or not is whether they pull the nail OUT of the board.
I could have probably pulled the nail out,do you think it's the right answer.
The best unintentionally ASRM Video
i love ASRM
ASRM is alien ASMR
This is so deserving of an eventual sequel.
2:31 the paper xD just straight up scribble central.
At 1:22 the way he just taps the paper with the pen gets me every time 😂
I was today years old when I discovered Jack, the alien, is Sokka's voice, how did I never realize it.
Holy crap! You're right!
Always a treat when a new one comes out.
does anyone feel ASMR vibes here
Definitely
100%
._.
Yes
I love this type of ASMR
“Human beings are like the universe looking back on itself”
Is honestly the most beautiful thing I’ve heard on TH-cam
"There are a lot of Karens"
Good Lord is he right!
1:45 the satisfying part
Man I hope youtube shorts help bring a lot of people here! This is amazing!
this is somehow the best alien asmr without even trying
This video might possess some of the best sound effects I've ever heard.
I love how there was a juggling ball, ring, and club all included in the sketch. Beautiful to see
"I'm never gonna forget that"
*Wipes memory*
It's always a treat when there's a new Chris and Jack video.
Was that really a fidget spinner by god there is no escape
I laughed so hard when he brought it up to his face
LeighonardoDiCaprio I've literally never ever seen someone use one. You must find yourself around boring people
***** or i live in a place with lots of children (who love fidget spinners), stores, and go to a public school where most people own one. Also, i browse the internet where i see one at least twice a day. I don't think someone using a fidget spinner is boring- in fact, from the sounds of it if you've never seen someone use one that would be out of the ordinary for you, not boring.
preston waters they're interesting to play with for about 30 minutes than after you've spun it as fast as u can while balancing it on your finger and seen how long it will spin for you've exhausted everything you can do with it and never touch it agian
whoever invented the fidget spinner needs to die yesterday
No clue how many times I've watched this. Love these sketches - they never get old.
This has quickly became my all time favourite channel. The ideas, planning, execution, script is on a level that youtube is not familiar with. The team behind this has my full respect and attention
3:37 when you realize you have exams next week
Yeah
I actually do💀💀💀
Legend says Chris and jack still heart comments to this day
The legends... they are true.
@@ChrisandJackI don't know, are they?
That 'human beings though not intelligent' speech made me realise that's how we talk about animals.
Huh... Maybe humans aren't as intelligent as I thought.
@@CybernerdShua Right. We are able to create sketches like this one to make fun of ourselves, using abstract concepts and metaphors to ponder what it would be like if a more intelligent species existed and how it might conduct itself towards us.
Then we broadcast these sketches over eletricity, encoding the visual and auditory information into binary information, decode it on the other side, and we have amassed such wealth that this techonology is available to almost everyone in the world by now.
But yea. We aren't as intelligent as YOU thought.
3:25 so basically humans are the universe reflecting on the things it’s done and will do? Damn
If I'm not mistaken this is just buddist approach, or slight modernization to the idea. Appreciative to consciousness and imagination.
1:53 I can’t get over how he said great
every single video you guys have ever posted has been nothing but pure comedic GOLD
So consistently good!
YOU GUYS ARE BRILLIANT. First found you guys from the GroundHog Day one, and its so great to see you guys get more views now!! Totally deserve it, you blokes are amazing
Cheers from Australia,
All the best lads
IM falling asleep, the sounds are so soothing..
Same
My brain isn’t computing how THATS SOKKA.
These guys will be the next big thing, They are awesome!!!!! These guys got good comedy chemistry and it is clean af! Keep doing good work!
This is so genius, and hilarious. I can't stop watching it over and over
You should be at around 400,000 watch throughs by now if you haven’t stopped, how’s that going?
"I'm never gonna forget that." Gets his memory wiped.
How is this much more creative than anything Hollywood has produced in forever
For some reason, every time i watch this video my back gets tingly
Someone else said it was like ASMR. Your reaction sounds like an ASMR reaction. Google it.
Thats asmr! Search some up :)
@DoJo320 ok, I will! :D
I want at least 2 of those fancy gadgets.
“I want a second opinion.” 😂
Just started rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender, and realized that Jack is the voice of Sokka! He did such a great job!
But anyway, great video, guys! I have no idea how your channel hasn't blow up yet. Every video is so good!
wait WHAT?
He what??? Omg
I like how Chris slowly becomes more comfortable as the video progresses, showing less tension and even calling the alien "doc"
The lack of explanation of the hammer and nail scene makes me smile.
Chris & Jack alien make-up game on point hahaha
This video is so underrated ❤. It’s actually perfect. I’d watch a film on this sketch
One of my favorite unintentional asmr videos
The concept behind this is quite amusing, and I'd imagine fairly realistic if there are advanced civilizations existing out there capable of interstellar travel. Also, this video made for some good accidental ASMR, lol
Hopefully shorts will help you guys out getting the recognition you deserve. It definitely helped me get here. Great stuff
I was hoping the alien was just gonna say "yes you will" before wiping his memory.
This is the same type of humour that gravity falls had and I love it
It's insane how these guys maintaine and continue to improve the quality and writing of these sketches to this day! You never run out of ideas and always make me laugh 😂
When I applied to become a Naval Officer, they put me through a test that measures your general aptitude, but also includes a second portion specifically to test your aptitude as a potential aviator. I never had any real interest in piloting aircraft beyond a slight passing fancy - I certainly wouldn't want to do it as a full time job - but a test is a test, so I did my best.
"Your academic aptitude is pretty high, but..."
"Yeah?"
"You scored below average on the pilot portion. You're automatically disqualified from becoming a pilot."
"Yeah that makes sense- wait. 'below average' for those who wanted to be pilots, or below average for _everyone_ who took the test?"
"The latter."
"... well now I want a second opinion."
Man, I wish this was made into a full asmr video
Wow, this is really like a third-person perspective of all those alien check-up ASMR videos I've seen 😂
6 years late to the party but hey, happy to be here.
Same
"Look over here for me, and look over here... 'Kay nice. And look into this dimension, and into this one"
"I dont see anything."
"Oh shame"
Love this part 1:07
I love his reaction to being told he can't teleport on Andromeda. He didn't even know that was a thing 12 seconds ago, and the first thing he says isn't "Is that normal for humans?", it's "I want a second opinion", as if it's a standard medical examination and not an alien abduction. That's wild. He acclimated to the situation way too fast.
The THWACK at the end was very nice.
“I want a second opinion” got me laughing
3:32 “we do a little trolling around here”
I love when he said think! He tapped his throat showing his brain isn't in his head but neck
I cannot count how many times ive rewatched this, genuinely one of my favorite videos on the entire internet!
I like to watch this at night before I go to sleep. Its way better than asmr.
Thank you, youtube algorithm ❤ this is a great suggestion.. loved all their videos I've binged this week
Why is this kinda relaxing lmao
IKR??
Love how he pointed to his neck when he said think
1:56 *Looks at hammer and board with nail in it*
'What do you want me to do with that?'
"What do you want to do with it?"
'Nothing. It's there, let it be there.'
"Interesting. What if I required you to interact with it?"
'Why would you require me to interact with it?'
"For science."
'How do they feel about being interacted with?'
"They don't feel anything Dave, they're inanimate objects."
'So I can interact with them however I want.'
"Yes."
'...'
*Balances hammer on nail*
My favorite part is that the red ball mumbles like its talking to him
This channel deserves some recognition... Agree?