What pisses me off is that it’s been long enough for them to have just made a really similar film to the original unlike the other sequels. All they had to do was keep the aesthetic and up the violence. The original spent less than a minute on the romance and it was still better.
@@AdamDoesMoviesyour rants are just as entertaining!!! I felt you on the sidewalk, customer service, and theatre etiquette rants. I laughed sooo hard 😂.
The white horse was taken from the comics. In the original Crow comics, Eric is in purgatory or is riding a train, and he sees a white horse run but get killed by wires. It made sense in the book, but it doesn’t make sense in the movie. He sees the white horse die, and for some reason, this traumatizes him to the point of becoming a drug addict.
The horse wasn’t the point. The point was the part after where it demonstrates a complete lack of care or compassion by his parents. It segways into him being in a halfway house haunted by the trauma of his only friend (the horse) dying in front of him and a neglected upbringing.
I member seeing the crow and beverly hills cops 3 in a double header. My mom dropped my bro off (we were 12 and 11) with $20 a piece. One of the best movie experiences of my life. Always loved the crow since then
@@emilygracey right! I was so sad when the theater closed and became an over priced furniture shop. This place had double features all the time. I miss budget theaters
As a former mouth breather…i take offense!!! I cured myself with breathing workouts and mouth taping, youd think an actor paid a lot of speak would have trained themselves away from mouth breathing
@@emhu2594 read the bool “breath” by james nestor. Has a bunch of different techniques to open up the nares. My fav is alternate nostril breathing. Cover one nostril with a finger. Breath in. Hold. Then switch nostrils, and breath. Then repeat. I do it all the time when in traffic. When in a steamy shower. Clears me up so much. I also tape my mouth when i sleep. Forces me to nose breath, and it helps keep my sinuses clear all day. I suffer from a lot of nasal discharge, mouth taping is a game changer
Twig had some weird ass teeth like all he did was kiss them. Should have been called the teeth instead of the crow. And you know she could have chewed her way out of that plastic bag c’mon now 😂
The OG Crow film is one of my favorite movies. I watch it a few times every year. It always seems every other crow movie just falls flat comparatively... This reboot is atrocious.. 💀 RIP Brandon Lee
The way that Eric and Shelly lose their life in this is so wrong, on a number of levels. The 1994 version actually depicted the real way she was ended in the comic. Edit to add: You forgot to talk about the final scene were Shelly wakes up on the floor of the apartment where she and Eric were killed, just moments after they were killed, basically UNDOING everything that happened after they died.
"Listen. We totally fucked up the entire film, so let's completely overdue the opera slaughter-fest. We'll drag it out and go so over the top with it that it'll bring us full circle, completing the circle of shit that is this film." - R. Sanders
It may not have won over fans of the original, but people would've still liked the movie had they included more scenes like the opera scene and the car chase scene.
The original Crow could not be duplicated today because so many films in the cyberpunk/sci fi/action genre owe so much to that first film, most notably the Matrix. Any attempt to remake the first would've just come across as another in a long line of rehashes. While this attempt is different than the original, it still comes across as soulless and devoid of any personality. Even at its best, it seems like a pale imitation of John Wick. The original Crow didn't remind original audiences of anything else and was ahead of its time.
It was a horrible film. They took everything that worked in the first film and got rid of it. Instead, we have a dufus with face tattoo's, a Shelley who is impossible to like, a story that is shockingly dumb, bad guys we don't care about and very little action.
😂😂 crying with laughter bro. you are killing me with the Post Malone song interjections. I agree with you 100%, this film is a shitshow. As a massive fan of The Crow I knew when I was going to watch this reboot, I was coming in with low expectations, but an open mind in treating this like a brand new story & not comparing it to the original masterpiece. Now, the actors did the best they could with this reimagined version, especially Bill Skarsgård who gave it his all but there were way to many issues in this film that was just plain awful- the story itself was stupid (the idiotic death scene that was not even the least bit tragic) the chemistry of the characters was totally void, the pacing of the film was way too slow, the soundtrack was crap and the dialogue was cringy af, like one of those bad wattpad novels. The little action sequences we did get were the only cool scenes out of the whole film. Can't believe it took 30 years to make this flop. Best to just watch & cherish the 1994 original instead. RIP Brandon Lee ❤
I mean this looked dumb and it got zero buzz. I don't plan to see it at all, and I have a movie pass. Snow White and the Huntsman was okay. Just okay. Anyhow, skip The Crow.
I had the same reaction to the ENTIRE Twilight movies. Kristen Stew~wood is what I secretly called her. She was so wooden as belle and Snow White in the huntsman both. Actually Hated the entire Twilight saga but my kids loved it so I just kept my opinions to myself, grit my teeth and watched it all in sheer agony! Do entire movies like this bc it’s soooo much better than watching them. I even enjoy you reenacting ones you like too. So fun. You are the Ryan Reynolds’s of Movie Critics lmao.
I’m never watching a review from this guy ever again took me 3 months to see one of my favorite movies of the year luckily I had a good friend of mine say the reviews were bullshit and I found out for myself that they Infact are I’m so sick of the haters
They tried to make a proper movie They didn't realize people don't care about story they just wanted action and killing if the whole movie was the end fight scene people would be praising the movie
Didn’t think the movie was very good but I think I understood Vincent’s motivations. He wanted to kill Shelley because of the video, not because he wanted her as a sacrifice. It’s pretty stupid when you realize the video incriminates her most of all but alright. Although the movie didn’t really explain it, I also thought Vincent wanted the crow to be his victim due to his purity or his supernatural power which is why he doesn’t seem particularly bothered by Eric running through all his henchman but instead welcomes his arrival. I believe the true ending is Eric spending eternity in hell but the filmmakers replaced it with spiritual mumbo jumbo about lost souls so they could hint at a possible sequel.
Sh*t on me! you need to watch the dreadful Crow 4 starring Edward Furlong. Was it better then this one? Hell if I remember, I saw it 20 years ago. Fire it up!
1994: The Crow
2024: The Pigeon
😂😂😂
❤ this
Nah, it's more street like Tha Crizow 😄
@@MrDman21 lmao 🤣
2024: Crow's Ass
guess it’s safe to assume the theater won’t be… crowded
because crow ded
i’ll see myself out
crow dad
I felt like hit by a crowbar.
What pisses me off is that it’s been long enough for them to have just made a really similar film to the original unlike the other sequels. All they had to do was keep the aesthetic and up the violence. The original spent less than a minute on the romance and it was still better.
Haha. You're my favourite reviewer. I love your original and natural take. So funny and entertaining. Please keep making these!
Thank you!
@@AdamDoesMoviesyour rants are just as entertaining!!! I felt you on the sidewalk, customer service, and theatre etiquette rants. I laughed sooo hard 😂.
@@anitaknight3915 Great to hear that! Thanks!
Was it filmed in Croatia? Get it? "Crow-atia"? I'll see myself out
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Don't be embarrassed. It was still better than the movie.
Walk out George Costanza style 😂
... like the joke he said several times? Lol good one
The music in the original was unmatchable
Maybe it’ll Crow on you...😊
Just watch it for free on your crowputer
The white horse was taken from the comics. In the original Crow comics, Eric is in purgatory or is riding a train, and he sees a white horse run but get killed by wires. It made sense in the book, but it doesn’t make sense in the movie. He sees the white horse die, and for some reason, this traumatizes him to the point of becoming a drug addict.
ewww. ok, that's messed up. See, this is why you never read cannon when you love the movie and have seen it first :D!
😂😂😂
The horse wasn’t the point. The point was the part after where it demonstrates a complete lack of care or compassion by his parents. It segways into him being in a halfway house haunted by the trauma of his only friend (the horse) dying in front of him and a neglected upbringing.
"F*ck a twigs" I didn't see that coming 😳
That’s the way I’ll be pronouncing it from now on. lol
Such a shame because she has a beautiful name, Tahliah.
She's no Zazie Beetz
I member seeing the crow and beverly hills cops 3 in a double header. My mom dropped my bro off (we were 12 and 11) with $20 a piece. One of the best movie experiences of my life. Always loved the crow since then
That is one Helluva viewing and I'm genuinely jealous.
@@emilygracey right! I was so sad when the theater closed and became an over priced furniture shop. This place had double features all the time. I miss budget theaters
Watching a grown man acting out as a horse....real highbrow. Lol. You're good.
As a former mouth breather…i take offense!!! I cured myself with breathing workouts and mouth taping, youd think an actor paid a lot of speak would have trained themselves away from mouth breathing
Please post your exercises, I'm sure FKAAAW twigs is watching this video and reading the comment section.
@@emhu2594 read the bool “breath” by james nestor. Has a bunch of different techniques to open up the nares. My fav is alternate nostril breathing. Cover one nostril with a finger. Breath in. Hold. Then switch nostrils, and breath. Then repeat. I do it all the time when in traffic. When in a steamy shower. Clears me up so much. I also tape my mouth when i sleep. Forces me to nose breath, and it helps keep my sinuses clear all day. I suffer from a lot of nasal discharge, mouth taping is a game changer
Twig had some weird ass teeth like all he did was kiss them. Should have been called the teeth instead of the crow. And you know she could have chewed her way out of that plastic bag c’mon now 😂
The OG Crow film is one of my favorite movies. I watch it a few times every year. It always seems every other crow movie just falls flat comparatively... This reboot is atrocious.. 💀
RIP Brandon Lee
Lmfao, I can’t believe Adam stole my joke! Jk, I always call fka twigs “fucka twigs” too
You always make me laugh but this video had me cackling. Thank you 😂 The little edits were great and ofc your singing voice 🤌
"Crow money Crow problems" "It's Crowin Time" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don't think I've ever laughed so much watching a TH-cam video. New subscriber!
The Director was just happy to get a paying job....🤣🤣🤣
I think the next one will be crowd funded, get it? Hahahah KILL ME
Not even a crow can resurrect this movie! 🐦⬛
Best.
Spoiler Review.
EVER!
Thank you so much for pointing out the flimsy plastic bag over the head kill. Lolol
12:28
The guy doesn't kill himself. Eric shoots him in the back (through the chest) with a revolver he got from his tattoo friend.
They started with a horse because you were expecting a crow. Expectations subverted!!!
The way that Eric and Shelly lose their life in this is so wrong, on a number of levels. The 1994 version actually depicted the real way she was ended in the comic. Edit to add: You forgot to talk about the final scene were Shelly wakes up on the floor of the apartment where she and Eric were killed, just moments after they were killed, basically UNDOING everything that happened after they died.
The horse is actually taken from the comic. But in the comic its a dream sequence and the comic doesnt start out with it.
Adam's "Caw-Caw" crow imitation sounds like something from an Arrested Development character's chicken dance
Kuh-kuh-CAW! Kuh-kuh-CAW!
"Listen. We totally fucked up the entire film, so let's completely overdue the opera slaughter-fest. We'll drag it out and go so over the top with it that it'll bring us full circle, completing the circle of shit that is this film." - R. Sanders
It may not have won over fans of the original, but people would've still liked the movie had they included more scenes like the opera scene and the car chase scene.
Watching this movie gave me the bird flu.
9:58 they…. Don’t have their hands tied? Lord.
The original Crow could not be duplicated today because so many films in the cyberpunk/sci fi/action genre owe so much to that first film, most notably the Matrix. Any attempt to remake the first would've just come across as another in a long line of rehashes. While this attempt is different than the original, it still comes across as soulless and devoid of any personality. Even at its best, it seems like a pale imitation of John Wick. The original Crow didn't remind original audiences of anything else and was ahead of its time.
People saw a video of somebody seeing somebody get killed, bad guys come after the people with the video. Did this movie rip off Strange Days? 🤔
Dude, your rendition of The Crow in this video has more life and action than that fricken remake. 😂😂😂 Keep up the amazing reviews!!!
You *murdered* this film. It's run a-fowl of the audience.
...D-tier jokes is the best you get from me on short notice, sorry. 🤷♂️
There needs to be a rising up against these movie production companies.
I was hoping you really painted your face for this review. I’m not saying I’m mad at you… I’m just disappointed.
I don't think a movie this bad deserves the time it takes to put on face paint for it's spoiler review.
Ohh disappointed huh I can handle that it’s the mad part that’s scares me
No use of going to see it in theaters when we can get the movie explained here, thanks for saving me alot of 💵
10:11 🤣🤣🤣 save your money, this review is way better than the movie!
They should have really leaned into the horse thing and called the movie The Horse.
It was a horrible film. They took everything that worked in the first film and got rid of it. Instead, we have a dufus with face tattoo's, a Shelley who is impossible to like, a story that is shockingly dumb, bad guys we don't care about and very little action.
Everyone involved in this movie should be ashamed.
Based on all of the reviews it seems that this movie is.... Nothing to Crow About. 😆
😂😂 crying with laughter bro. you are killing me with the Post Malone song interjections. I agree with you 100%, this film is a shitshow.
As a massive fan of The Crow I knew when I was going to watch this reboot, I was coming in with low expectations, but an open mind in treating this like a brand new story & not comparing it to the original masterpiece. Now, the actors did the best they could with this reimagined version, especially Bill Skarsgård who gave it his all but there were way to many issues in this film that was just plain awful- the story itself was stupid (the idiotic death scene that was not even the least bit tragic) the chemistry of the characters was totally void, the pacing of the film was way too slow, the soundtrack was crap and the dialogue was cringy af, like one of those bad wattpad novels. The little action sequences we did get were the only cool scenes out of the whole film. Can't believe it took 30 years to make this flop. Best to just watch & cherish the 1994 original instead. RIP Brandon Lee ❤
I think you should watch the original then since you haven’t seen it since you were very young I’d be interested to hear your opinion
I think I made the right call seeing Alien Romulus for the second time this weekend.
Genius review!! 🤘🏼
10:24 this made me sub. Holy sh... 😂😂😂
9:30 remember bad boys 2 when mar'in gets almost killed to death when the evil henchman guy pulls the bag over his head, but leaving his arms free
Starring MGK... I mean Alexander Skarsgard 's little brother 😂
I mean this looked dumb and it got zero buzz. I don't plan to see it at all, and I have a movie pass. Snow White and the Huntsman was okay. Just okay. Anyhow, skip The Crow.
I can't remember a single thing about Snow White and the Huntsman.
@@AdamDoesMovies Yeah it was okay. So long ago I sort of forgot myself. The Crow looked awful. I won't even see it for 'free' with movie pass.
Spot on Skarsgard by the way lol
The Croatian Superhero, The Crow. I think they'd be down with that. Any Croatians out there?
Yeah. he could be like Crow-Cop?
@@Proximo011 The Crowmninator.
caw! caw! ... Crowatian here 🙋♀️
@@majab3697 At least you get to be a crow. If the US had a superhero, it would probably be Captain Gopher.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I feel you crumbling in my heart 😂😂😂
I saw original movie "The Crow" 1994. It was best movie what I saw. But new movie it's not Crow. Joker in black-white colors. No more.
Joe Biden does that now that he's senile, where his mouth is always just hanging open. I call em flycatchers instead of mouthbreathers lol.
It's crowing time. 🐦⬛🗡️ana
The best eye damage was in Brightburn 😅
Also, your water sounds were awesome 😅
Good video. Pretty funny man!
The sound effects are better here than in the actual film!
Don’t worry, Adam-you can’t spoil a movie that already stinks on arrival
The premise of this Crow almost like Ghost Rider + character like Dante on DmC 2013.
Why spoilers warning? As if anyone's gonna see this movie😅
Kinda like Ford calling the Mach-e a MUSTANG
I hear Strange Darlings is a great independent film
came for the review, stayed for the awesome sound effects :D
Seems like watching the Crow Robin a lot of your time! Owl, not watch this film.
Hahaha, its the little things that drive me up the wall. Also, Croatia 🤣
I had the same reaction to the ENTIRE Twilight movies. Kristen Stew~wood is what I secretly called her. She was so wooden as belle and Snow White in the huntsman both. Actually Hated the entire Twilight saga but my kids loved it so I just kept my opinions to myself, grit my teeth and watched it all in sheer agony! Do entire movies like this bc it’s soooo much better than watching them. I even enjoy you reenacting ones you like too. So fun. You are the Ryan Reynolds’s of Movie Critics lmao.
You're really wearing that shirt, my guy! 😍
😂😂😂😂😂 epic video bro .👏
I think we're spirit animals 😂
A lot of people don't like this film, but others are raven about it.💃
First! Thanx for the upload, Adam!
Thank you for watching!
mouth breathing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my gosh … this movie sounds like a**!!
This made me laugh so hard I think I pulled a muscle!
When you said back to reality, I had the same thought...lmbo
I’m never watching a review from this guy ever again took me 3 months to see one of my favorite movies of the year luckily I had a good friend of mine say the reviews were bullshit and I found out for myself that they Infact are I’m so sick of the haters
Yep! Lol! Very accurate! This is one of those movies I wished I had watched the reviews about it first. 😂😂😂😂
I watched The Killers last night. Is The Crow worst than The Killers?
14:38 best sequence ever
I'm crow! It's time for you to grow!
Anyway i kind of enjoyed his other 2 films
They tried to make a proper movie They didn't realize people don't care about story they just wanted action and killing if the whole movie was the end fight scene people would be praising the movie
I saw this when it was called "Boy Kills World" it sucked then, too.
I finally watched this abomination a few day's ago and man it's extremely difficult to get through.
Can you do Strange Darling next ,please 🙏
In this movie just two good things - half-nacked Bill Skarsgard and your review! 🤣🤣🤣
Yep, that duck grin abominated me too. 🤗😘
Crowtana 😭😁🤣😂 that's funny
This director is knocking off the hidden gems list , he must be stopped at all cost, hold your wallets strong. 😡
What were they suppose to bring society?!
all this review was lacking was someone in the background chanting FIRE IT UP
I hope Alec Baldwin makes an special apearence and 👈 You Ridge... don't vote for Walz... Hey¿ every vote count$
I’m the crow now. Lol
This movie was terrible.
I get more entertainment from your review than going to see this movie.
Worst movie 🍿 of the decade 😊
Your videos for sure are way more interesting than this movie for sure. Great job. Thanks for sharing
Better than the original 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅 that's a good one
Will this Crow also get a pro wrestler to copy it?
Didn’t think the movie was very good but I think I understood Vincent’s motivations. He wanted to kill Shelley because of the video, not because he wanted her as a sacrifice. It’s pretty stupid when you realize the video incriminates her most of all but alright. Although the movie didn’t really explain it, I also thought Vincent wanted the crow to be his victim due to his purity or his supernatural power which is why he doesn’t seem particularly bothered by Eric running through all his henchman but instead welcomes his arrival.
I believe the true ending is Eric spending eternity in hell but the filmmakers replaced it with spiritual mumbo jumbo about lost souls so they could hint at a possible sequel.
Sh*t on me! you need to watch the dreadful Crow 4 starring Edward Furlong. Was it better then this one? Hell if I remember, I saw it 20 years ago.
Fire it up!