Publishers Clearing House Giveaways Are a Mess

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  • I'm a big game show guy. We all know this. But have you ever see those commercials for Publisher's Clearing House giveaways and wondered if anybody actually wins them? Same. Let's talk about it!
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  • @ScottCramer
    @ScottCramer  3 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    strugglrshop.com

  • @narxmagee727
    @narxmagee727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2527

    I don't know why he put the sharpie on his tongue, but the gag (both literally and figuratively) was quite funny.

    • @redskeletonart238
      @redskeletonart238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I freaked out for a sec for him 😂

    • @nickjames1362
      @nickjames1362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      It's an old technique to draw ink out of a pen 🖊

    • @madide3978
      @madide3978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      the gag. nice one

    • @Userfulpo
      @Userfulpo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It’s how you reactivate pens and markers but... it was fairly new and didn’t need it looool

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You don't do it with permanent marker though, that's what made it so funny 😆

  • @LoraCoggins
    @LoraCoggins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1172

    Can the website NOT look like a 2000's ad trying to give me malware? I literally just want to run from it at all costs.

    • @christopherweaver9543
      @christopherweaver9543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      It triggers my fight or flight response

    • @gvalentine9575
      @gvalentine9575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Tell me about it. Try being tech support for PCH and having to troubleshoot with old people constantly. Majority of the time Adblock and plug-ins fucks the entire site up and makes it not work altogether.
      The amount of bugs in the games is a pain in the ass. Corresponding with the devs for website and their apps as part of tech support sucked some major donkey ass.

    • @queerlibtardhippie9357
      @queerlibtardhippie9357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      damn u weren't wrong

    • @TagetesAlkesta
      @TagetesAlkesta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Funniest part is it actually will give you malware. I’m a computer tech and PCH garbage isn’t too uncommon of a sight

    • @OttrPopAnimations
      @OttrPopAnimations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL FR

  • @HoldenHardman
    @HoldenHardman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +911

    "Hey strugglers, I want to win a bunch of money."
    What I tell my family when I'm trying to convince them that quitting my job is a smart move.

  • @justinjones2601
    @justinjones2601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Lmao dude knocked on her door, ordered her to come outside, and then asked her to tell him her full name before even explaining who he is and probs didn’t realize how creepy he is

  • @royce6485
    @royce6485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2302

    The cringe really bothered me. I’m not saying they need to make it fake hype, but can they make it less creepy? Don’t lead with “come outside” lead with “we’re from Publisher’s Clearing House”.

    • @megczaban6814
      @megczaban6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      "we're looking for someone named.....what's your name??"

    • @Mckinley-mick
      @Mckinley-mick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Right?? I think they believe they’re keeping the “element of surprise” by not announcing themselves right away. Little do they know, if you’re a stranger with a camera guy, balloons and a big check walking up to someone’s house... they’re going to be surprised and confused, you can still announce yourself as any stranger would 😂

    • @salemccc
      @salemccc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Honestly shocking they haven't had an incident with guns with that behavior

    • @NickC_222
      @NickC_222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@salemccc Considering they operate in the US, you're probably right.

    • @SQUiB.
      @SQUiB. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      one word. boomers.

  • @jakeswitzer1522
    @jakeswitzer1522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2370

    I know it is probably that lady’s real name but “Pamela Jonker” sounds like a fake ass name you’d come up with under pressure.

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Pamela Jonker sounds like a Disney show news reporter

    • @jakeswitzer1522
      @jakeswitzer1522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@abbywolffe4114 OMG yes 🙌

    • @Imxel21
      @Imxel21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@abbywolffe4114 it also sounds like a joke from the amanda bynes show

    • @thewholecircus
      @thewholecircus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      It sounds like if Gumball was coming up with a name for a British person.

    • @derdurstbursch
      @derdurstbursch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I know that Junker is a german name but... All i hear is chonker

  • @JMcAfreak
    @JMcAfreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    The fact that you unsubscribed and they still sent emails means they're technically in violation of the CAN-SPAM act

  • @Curiousaubergine
    @Curiousaubergine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    You know how there's youtube channels that you can just tell are geared towards grifting kids?
    The PCH site looks like it was made with the intention of specifically grifting old people. Which makes sense.

    • @gvalentine9575
      @gvalentine9575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It is typically directed toward old people with nothing better to do who will waste their lives away playing the retarded games and watching endless ads at the small chance to win. Some do actually just do it because they enjoy the simplistic games though rather than expecting to win anything. I’ve heard from some PCH customers their doctor even recommended the games because it somewhat helps with their condition as a form of keeping their minds active.

    • @rileykopinski6026
      @rileykopinski6026 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anything to due with finance and or making money on social media. Either through investments or contests should always be looked at critically because anything to do with money can be a scam.

  • @joyb_0008
    @joyb_0008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2590

    i live for scott causally flexing his advertising degree...

    • @wrightexe1
      @wrightexe1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I smiled when he mentioned ads because I knew what was coming

    • @shineinstars
      @shineinstars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      wooyoung :]

    • @joyb_0008
      @joyb_0008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@shineinstars you’re a atiny? 🥺❤️

    • @SpeaksHistory
      @SpeaksHistory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joyb_0008 Bts more like dumb t s

    • @shineinstars
      @shineinstars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joyb_0008 yesyes :D

  • @SwellEntertainment
    @SwellEntertainment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2204

    *see you type in shego from kim possible* haha nice

  • @xingcat
    @xingcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    My best friend's mother was in the beginning stages of dementia and spent literally tens of thousands of dollars on terrible, Dollar Tree-style products in the hopes that she'd win these prizes, and I think PCH relies entirely on this confusing marketing to get money out of the gullible.

  • @Paula-dot-jpg
    @Paula-dot-jpg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I love how the Publisher's Clearing House's website looks like it would give you 10,000 viruses lmao

  • @sophie7780
    @sophie7780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1935

    i'm convinced that licking a sharpie has shortened scott's lifespan by 5 years

    • @WasatchWind
      @WasatchWind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I wonder if he did multiple takes

    • @nancyhi8357
      @nancyhi8357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think he was trying to take the lid off

    • @copito42
      @copito42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@WasatchWind oh no

    • @NickC_222
      @NickC_222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sharpies are non toxic, my guy!

    • @alexfraze12087
      @alexfraze12087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I liked to lick sharpies as a kid. I'm still alive. for how long is still uncertain however.

  • @Kasey_H
    @Kasey_H 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1181

    My parents dressed up as PCH one year for Halloween. My mom walked into the party wearing pjs and her hair in curlers. She didn’t say a word and just walked around for 10 minutes (her friends started getting concerned). Then my dad knocked on the front door yelling for my mom. He was wearing a suit and had balloons and a fake check we made. It really confused everyone until they saw them together and it ended up being a big hit that year.

    • @PersephoneDarling28
      @PersephoneDarling28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That's amazing

    • @AlexisTwoLastNames
      @AlexisTwoLastNames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      wow. i love that lol. lol kind of personal, but do you ever dress up in funny costumes? lmao

    • @thatdude._.
      @thatdude._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh my gosh that’s awesome 😂

    • @user-sf8ff3ir1u
      @user-sf8ff3ir1u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      legendary

    • @reece4210
      @reece4210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And everyone started clapping slowly.

  • @jaimeely2518
    @jaimeely2518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This video was so on-point. My Grandmere was a longtime PCH participant, hoping that she would win the x-number-of-dollars-a-week for life so she could eventually leave something substantial behind for my family. The sad thing was that, in this quest to provide for my family, she was bombarded with mail everyday from PCH (she didn't have a computer so she didn't get the virtual side of it), often encouraging her to drop boatloads of cash on cheap products that broke within a day, which she did to increase her chances of winning. She unfortunately never won, but the despicable thing is that, to this day, despite the fact that she hasn't replied to a PCH letter in about 2 years since she died, we still receive letters on her behalf encouraging her to either mail back entries or buy low quality items from them. I am totally convinced that this company is a scam, only having a couple winners a year to allow them to fly under the radar.

  • @zucchinibreath666
    @zucchinibreath666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I grew up watching my mom enter PCH and many other sweepstakes scams like this. In the 70s and 80s when she did it it was all by mail. All those adds you just scrolled by came to our house, via the mailbox in the form of booklet sized catalogs.
    She used to say, "Make a list of everything you want! When we win I'm going to take you to the store to buy it all!"
    As a kid of 5 through about 10 I was on board with the list but after that I figured out it was all a waste of time. I told her as much and then she blamed me for her not being a millionaire. I was giving her "bad vibes" and "ruining" her 1/620 bazillion chance of "winning".
    As if a 10 year old child had that kind of power.
    She was still entering when she was in her 70s.

  • @Laurenjoinsyoutube
    @Laurenjoinsyoutube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    Its weird how they give the winnings to old ppl because if they gave it to a 20year old for the rest of their life they would go out of business

    • @Yawyna124
      @Yawyna124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I mean, they had a yearly revenue of 840 million dollars in 2013, and 5000 a week is only $260k per year. The chances of the $5000 a week are something like 1 in 6 billion.

    • @WishAtElevenEleven
      @WishAtElevenEleven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      It also could be because old people are the majority of their customers

    • @moneypanda843
      @moneypanda843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You're right bro😂

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s what I was thinking like 👀

    • @slowanddeliberate6893
      @slowanddeliberate6893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      There was a controversy years ago where the PCH winners were only friends and family members of the company's owners.

  • @MultiJordan2005
    @MultiJordan2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    The guy behind the camera on the second lady saying "come on out" gives the energy that he is holding a camera AND a gun

    • @h.r.9563
      @h.r.9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes.

    • @randomusername1735
      @randomusername1735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      "Come on out. We're from publishers clearing house. Alright. Now, put your hands behind your back and no sudden movements."

    • @rubberscuomo
      @rubberscuomo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They work the same way. Just point and shoot.

    • @ill_luck
      @ill_luck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why can’t we assume the gun is built into the camera

    • @haybale287
      @haybale287 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rubberscuomo 1) I can't believe no one has acknowledged this genius comment
      2) You also have a great username.

  • @catherinewalker8850
    @catherinewalker8850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    ‘CRAMER ALERT’ seriously made me laugh out loud

  • @josephlucatorto4772
    @josephlucatorto4772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    In the second video the way he says "We're looking for somebody named ..." and waits for her to say it really creeps me out. What if that was some scammer or creep? They could just pretend like they have her name, get her to tell it to them, and then just say yes to whatever she said. I know PCH is a "legit" organization but that's still sketchy af

  • @wafflefalafel9442
    @wafflefalafel9442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    "Hey, can you step out for a second?"
    *"I DIDN'T KILL MY KIDS!"*
    "You just won--wait, what?!"

    • @fiftyslashfifty
      @fiftyslashfifty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thanks for the laugh

    • @MyCakePop
      @MyCakePop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fox used to have a show called Beyond Belief where it would be used to reenact some weird stories or just make them up and it'd be up to the viewers to guess which was which. One (sadly fake) story had a guy call a hit out on his wife but then he tried to call it off at the last minute but it was looking iffy because the middleman was having trouble finding the hitman. Anyway one night they were being followed by some shifty looking people in a white van and when finally cornered the folks go up to his wife and the husband was like "no wait I canceled the hit" and they were really some PCH type people but the whole thing freaked the husband out so much he dropped dead of a heart attack on the spot.

  • @jaelynrice3260
    @jaelynrice3260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    2 things, when that guy grabbed the poor ladies hand I was INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE, and Scotty...you put sharpie on your tongue

    • @jackleslie7391
      @jackleslie7391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i was eating something then out of nowhere he draws on his tongue and i almost choked.

  • @rawvegankid
    @rawvegankid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    A truism I’ve found true; if you’re not paying, you’re the product

  • @kvig7706
    @kvig7706 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can’t tell if Scott committed to the bit a little too hard or if he is just a doof 😂 7:12

  • @Taylor-ni5hz
    @Taylor-ni5hz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    Scott, you said: "You're new here and you don't know that story"
    I think you meant: "Oh, you're new here and just listened to me talk about my balls for over minute"

    • @ScottCramer
      @ScottCramer  3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      I appreciate you

    • @Kaiden-9226
      @Kaiden-9226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ScottCramer lol

    • @sunshinegirlmissriddlerent5605
      @sunshinegirlmissriddlerent5605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No offense to manscape or anything but it's very uncomfortable hearing about it me being a girl and very uncomfortable hearing about guys talk about taking care of their balls and *shudders* no offense to the company or people who are advertising it it's fine they're paying you to do it I'm just uncomfortable hearing about it and I skip it every time
      On another note!
      I'm very confused so it's wrong for us on TH-cam to talk about dicks and s*** but it's okay to talk about taking care of your balls!? TH-cam your drunk!

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@sunshinegirlmissriddlerent5605 It’s just grooming. That’s like me being uncomfortable after seeing an ad for feminine hygiene. It’s not a big deal lol

    • @rosemali3022
      @rosemali3022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly, I would be interested on the products that can work for everybody. Stuff targeted towards men is often higher quality than what we get.

  • @airbear320
    @airbear320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Not only does PCH get money from advertisers selling their products, but they also get money from advertisers by selling your information to them. So if you enter and don't click the teeny, tiny, easy-to-miss button at the bottom of the screen that says "Do Not Sell My Information," then you'll end up with lots of other unwanted emails, phone calls, junk mail, etc.

    • @PersephoneDarling28
      @PersephoneDarling28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I just set up an email account only meant for junk mailers because sometimes I may want coupons

  • @kai_guy9657
    @kai_guy9657 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The saddest part is imagining the winners while they're applying for these giveaways.
    Just the image of the sweet old people sitting at their computer getting jump scared every three seconds, so confused about everything but just goes with it

  • @TheBlarggle
    @TheBlarggle 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Do you want a prize that lasts forever?" is something a hacky vampire would say.

  • @lemontree9518
    @lemontree9518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    The sheer creepiness of the PCH people is astonishing and impressive in a way.

  • @cheerio2801
    @cheerio2801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Imagine being the person that goes to the bank to cash the comically large check

    • @artsybirdgirl
      @artsybirdgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh no lol

    • @K1ngwing
      @K1ngwing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      They are given a smaller check later

    • @thattannerguy856
      @thattannerguy856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What a great day that would be lol

    • @kai_fatallysapphic
      @kai_fatallysapphic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm imagining them driving to the bank with the big check strapped to the passenger seat

    • @cas6359
      @cas6359 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      it’s just a gimmick. they give you a real one. the fact that you think they make legal checks that large is more comical

  • @AlliEnchilada
    @AlliEnchilada 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Why do I feel like Scott would be a great elementary school teacher like his energy is perfect

  • @jmosiah
    @jmosiah ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I won publishers clearing house once. It was truly a life changing experience. Sure the $10 check they sent in the mail was nice but, the real prize is being able to say I won Publishers Clearing House.

  • @kinzb4233
    @kinzb4233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    PCH started sending “free gifts” to my dad, (they were weird items that no one actually wants/needs) and thennnnn...we started getting bills for the items, lol. He never ordered anything, either.

    • @romeofernandez8608
      @romeofernandez8608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What ends up happening?

    • @h.r.9563
      @h.r.9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Seems like a scheme to confuse the elderly tbh. Most people know you can't just send products and then bill someone. That's illegal.

    • @reliablenarrator4281
      @reliablenarrator4281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What ended up happening?

    • @rosemali3022
      @rosemali3022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@reliablenarrator4281 With any luck they just ignored them and they went away. I hate scams.

    • @gvalentine9575
      @gvalentine9575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      What actually happens is that when they send in their sweepstakes mailing they put the stamp to receive the free mystery gift on the sweepstakes/order entry form. They think it’s completely free or misunderstand what it actually is. It’s a gift valued up to $30 but adds $4.99 to shipping and handling. Some people think they can put a stamp on for an item below $30 and that’s the gift they’re getting but it’s completely separate. It’s all explained on the stupid obnoxious order entry form they send through the mail.
      It is also possible to accidentally add it to your cart when going through the entry process online if you’re just mindlessly clicking through without reading what you’re clicking.

  • @Ajemsuhgao
    @Ajemsuhgao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    Scott's out here whispering "I heard a rumor" into spam account's ears

  • @jackfaith6703
    @jackfaith6703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Feels like the "come on out" camera guy was just holding back how excited he was to blow this old lady's mind

  • @sarahardila
    @sarahardila 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’m literally wheezing he put the sharpie on his tongue 🤣

  • @bebejohns9889
    @bebejohns9889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Scott: “I have a marketing degree.”
    Also Scott: Writes on his tongue with a Sharpie

    • @lizc2837
      @lizc2837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Marketing degree and Marker-ing degree 😉

    • @itsgonnabeanaurfromme
      @itsgonnabeanaurfromme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What does that have to do with anything?

  • @flamboyantflying5981
    @flamboyantflying5981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    My grandma has been entered in the PCH sweepstakes for 18 years now. This is and has been a “free” lottery tailored to middle aged and elderly folk who don’t know better and have time to waste

    • @pagejames8754
      @pagejames8754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You can put "free" in quotes but it's literally free. I've entered countless times and never paid a cent. Buying things is optional and is one way they generate revenue for the prizes. It says everywhere that you don't have to buy anything to win. You don't even need to buy a stamp, you can enter online. PCH isn't a scam, even if you don't like it.

    • @robmcg26
      @robmcg26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@pagejames8754 Not everything is paid for in cash, sometimes you are the product. Nothing is truly free.

    • @thend4427
      @thend4427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You are paying with your time lol

    • @shaynalange7488
      @shaynalange7488 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've entered for shits in and giggles. Never paid anything.

  • @GeofDumas
    @GeofDumas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "CANIHOLDYOURHAND" lmao

  • @justyouraveragewatarustan9283
    @justyouraveragewatarustan9283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am now convinced that websites like Publishers Clearing House were the biggest reason why my parents didn't give me unsupervised access to the internet till I was almost in high school.
    Cause let's be honest, *what 10 year old wouldn't buy three patriotic eagle knives?*

  • @aidenshumaker4069
    @aidenshumaker4069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Props to Scott for writing on his tongue with a sharpie

  • @taylorzamora2672
    @taylorzamora2672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    My grandpa became addicted to this and had to literally be declined access to his accounts to not gamble away his money

    • @taylorzamora2672
      @taylorzamora2672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      #YayDementia

    • @pandakatiefominz
      @pandakatiefominz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'm sorry you had to go through that

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Damn. Yeah these things really target the elderly. I hate it.

    • @inyrui
      @inyrui 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      yeah i wish more people would realize the point of the video lol. this is a pyramid scheme preying on the elderly and it's sad

    • @doctorpixelpusher
      @doctorpixelpusher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@inyrui I mean it's not exactly good but it's not a pyramid scheme. I don't think you know how pyramid schemes work.

  • @fukukyun78
    @fukukyun78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:20 "Hello, could you step out for a second?" "Why don't you have a seat over there? Do you know who I am?"

  • @Sc0undrel
    @Sc0undrel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Scott: "You might see an ad right now"
    Me:

  • @justjamminjazzy
    @justjamminjazzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I don’ know why but Pamela Jonkers is such a funny name

    • @dia8183
      @dia8183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i thought so too haha - i really try not to laugh at people's names, but, JONKERS

    • @charidude1498
      @charidude1498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pamelas a heckin Jonker

    • @NickC_222
      @NickC_222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Jonkers" is an old German name and it means "to honk [someone's] nose and simultaneously jerk them off." It was associated with royalty.

  • @jettwashed
    @jettwashed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    these ads have the same energy as a dance teacher that says "one more time"

    • @MrsDougiefresh07
      @MrsDougiefresh07 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i heard you have to repeat something 18 times in a row to have it memorized

  • @LanaBee
    @LanaBee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i get such a comforting dad vibe from Scott

  • @radiorain5665
    @radiorain5665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Oh my gosh, can we show some appreciation for Scott's impeccable Jimmy Fallon impression?

  • @TinglepixiASMR
    @TinglepixiASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Someone in my hometown actually won once, the local news filmed it. But that was like 9 years ago and I haven’t heard anything about the family since then. They probably got the “lottery curse” 😂

  • @dfbrethy2368
    @dfbrethy2368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Is it just me or has Scott’s editing gotten really good lately? Like I never had any problem with it before but lately I’ve just been pausing the video several different times and admiring the creativity and execution. He’s gonna be at 1 mil in no time

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Commenting this before he's at 1M

    • @royce6485
      @royce6485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I didn’t realize he WASN’T at 1 mil until i read this

    • @daymare0
      @daymare0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah me too

    • @scarlettbaltazar4121
      @scarlettbaltazar4121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also commenting before he hits 1M

    • @RabidlyTaboo
      @RabidlyTaboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pre 1m gang

  • @handsonfire6113
    @handsonfire6113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:32 I love how he was so focused on the bit he completely forgot what was going on and that made it much more funny

  • @Blazedasonic
    @Blazedasonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just got an ad as soon as you said, "Well I'll be honest", and it said, "I HAVE BUMPS ALL OVER MY BODY". Wow.

  • @neamt9200
    @neamt9200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I would’ve killed to win the Danimals sweepstakes as a child 😔

    • @Lex_Quinn
      @Lex_Quinn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @chaseforsloff9820
      @chaseforsloff9820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude our school won one of those! I wrote down the story somewhere in the comments.

  • @victoriachristina1
    @victoriachristina1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    If some man knocked at my door and said “can you step out for a second?” My response would not be “I guess so”. My first question would be “am I being arrested?”

  • @fennekog3303
    @fennekog3303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMAO Richard's face was like guys, i have neighbors, please be quiet haha

  • @FunFire27
    @FunFire27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “You might see an Ad now”
    *laughs in premium*

  • @zinja0830
    @zinja0830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I have been SO curious about PCH since I was a kid and this would show up in commercials during The Price Is Right. Props to Scott for diving in and giving us the tea!

  • @runforthecube
    @runforthecube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    It was much more fun licking the envelopes and getting a big check from Ed McMahon!

  • @amberblank
    @amberblank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Let go of her hand, Dave..” While half hiding in the sweatshirt. I’m dead. 😂

  • @CurveTheRain
    @CurveTheRain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I’m a mailman and pch has to account for 50% of all stamps ever used. Old ppl send out 3-5 pch letters at a time all with stamps and special stickers on them then get a bunch of packages a few weeks later. How is this not a scam?!?

  • @Housewarmin
    @Housewarmin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    My grandmother got scammed multiple times by people pretending to be PCH. She even sent off $5000 to someone claiming she had won a brand new car and 5 million dollars and a visit from the governor. PCH and their scammers still send her tons of spam mail to this day.

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @Angelo Corsini After this video I find it hard to believe you. PCH looks scammier than some scam sites.

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Angelo Corsini I dont think you're lying. I think you're just wrong or naive. And please, dont ever trust something just because a Celebrity is attached to it.
      I can tell you for sure Steve Harvey has no clue what PCH is, all he knows is the big paycheck he was paid to read from a script.

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Angelo Corsini lots of businesses seem legit but aren’t. Think mlms (Primerica, Mary Kay, lularoe...). Scams don’t just mean no money given at all. There are many ways to scam ppl.

    • @amandaa4744
      @amandaa4744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Nic Lazzari That comment went to far, Angelo doesn't own the company and has no say in their dealings. However, Angelo I am glad your mom is able to make a living working there, but it's a sore subject because a lot of us have elderly family members that are being scammed by them consistently.

    • @lemonlime2922
      @lemonlime2922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Nic Lazzari From what I could find it is most likely a legitimate business, albeit very questionable, but legitimate nonetheless. Multiple sites will be reaffirming in this, Publisher's Clearing House also has a trademark (multiple actually, you can find them via the USPTO's TESS database on their website), however given the popularity there are scams impersonating PCH. And considering the hassle of getting a trademark, I doubt some scammer is going to spend thousands of dollars on an attorney and after a long time to get only a few thousand back. Also note that (given the odds) it is very pointless to attempt to get anything from PCH, but I guess you could win after multiple decades (probably) of signing up to giveaways.
      And what is this about slitting their throats? You should calm down, that's a bit too far. I mean scamming bad but murdering them isn't going to solve anyone's problems.

  • @SuperMustache555
    @SuperMustache555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The bit where you literally drew on your tongue was _chefs kiss_

  • @imnotbroken118
    @imnotbroken118 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Scott: And you're not winning the Powerball.
    Me: So you're saying I need a new retirement plan?

  • @trif0rce_the-h3r0
    @trif0rce_the-h3r0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    "Cramer Alert" is what I'm calling my notifications from him from now on

    • @Meteorite_Shower
      @Meteorite_Shower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Y'know what? I'm gonna hit the notification bell just so I too can get Cramer Alerts.

  • @dearlily325
    @dearlily325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Scott: i don't want emails
    PCH: so we hear you want emails

  • @lillost
    @lillost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    PCH has the same website design of all the websites I went to as a 10 year old trying to get a free iPod shuffle. But now instead of trying to sell you magazine subscriptions it’s just a bunch of miscellaneous stuff you’d find in one aisle of your local K-Mart.

  • @pendragon3434
    @pendragon3434 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm so impressed the first lady actually went through all those steps to actually enter the draw. The sheet anger I felt just watching you go through that

  • @aloha3829
    @aloha3829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    You gotta respect Scott's commitment to the joke when he drew a line with sharpie on his tounge

  • @TheSimplyCooking
    @TheSimplyCooking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    This has severe „SNL extreme home makeover“ energy

  • @aliskk8
    @aliskk8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LMAO I LOVE HOW AT THE END IT CUTS THE SONG OFF AT “I would’ve bought my girl” LMAOO

  • @chloeselvey
    @chloeselvey ปีที่แล้ว

    7:19 I know what Scott was going for but seeing the black line on his tongue after licking the sharpie had me CACKLING ahahahaha

  • @Meteorite_Shower
    @Meteorite_Shower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I can't tell if licking the marker was intentional or a genuine accident, but either way I commend you for committing to the bit.

  • @Lindseyisloony
    @Lindseyisloony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    LOL why is the close up of the guy's face after "hey Steve!" the best thing ever?

    • @maddi3cd974
      @maddi3cd974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Hey Steve”
      “Hey Tod”
      Cut to Tod staring into the camera. Why does he look so deeply confused? why do his eyes look so *empty*?

  • @barneylovestheharp1936
    @barneylovestheharp1936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It would have been hilarious if when Scott said “You might see an ad right now!” and an ad would play. Gold 😂

  • @cheyennecolin5546
    @cheyennecolin5546 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This reminds me of that SNL sketch where Publishers Clearing House goes to this woman’s home thinking she’ll be hype but she’s just like “ok cool” and deadpan eats a bag of chips.

  • @brit_barr
    @brit_barr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    It’s basically a sign up sheet to get spam calls

  • @NickH1251
    @NickH1251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    That looks like the coziest damn hoodie I’ve ever seen

    • @drew5211
      @drew5211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah for real. I want to know where he got that!

    • @poing6842
      @poing6842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It looks so comfy 😯

  • @CoolPaDuke
    @CoolPaDuke 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The way they're presenting it I feel like my response to them telling me I won a million dollars would be, "Oh, that really nice. Thank you."

  • @genghis5617
    @genghis5617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Like right now you might see one”
    *Laughs in youtube premium*

  • @griddori
    @griddori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The clip of Pamela winning a million dollars is so quiet because the snow absorbs all the sound, but they could be a bit more energetic lol

  • @OwenKufta
    @OwenKufta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Scott comments in this video like a week later and it’s just
    “GUYS YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED”

  • @MysterySteve
    @MysterySteve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The "show us your butt!" joke was perfect, had me wheezing

  • @thefadingmelody163
    @thefadingmelody163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The moment I saw Steve Harvey, I knew something shady was afoot.

    • @gvalentine9575
      @gvalentine9575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PCH itself isn’t actually too shady in terms of actually giving out money. The prizes are legit and I’ve personally spoken to winners and I’ve seen the inner working of the system since I worked for them. They do have aggressive marketing practices though. But there are ALOT of scams that target elderly people impersonating PCH. I’ve spoken to many victims who’ve fallen for those scams. Sad thing is all we can do is collect their information and forward it to the FTC. But these scams are typically all run overseas and not much can be done to track them down as with many other scams like tech support ones.

  • @katherine1181
    @katherine1181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    i feel like "CRAMER ALERT" should be on some merch or at least used as hashtags...

  • @TheRealSpheal
    @TheRealSpheal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The lady in the ad: you could win big!!
    Scott: nah im just gonna lick this marker

  • @clydeclyde4941
    @clydeclyde4941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This mans content is so good. Man deserves all the subscribers in the world

  • @lemonily9645
    @lemonily9645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm glad that you mentioned the Sprouse sweepstakes because I won a DS game on one of those (not the grand prize, just a "you didn't fully lose" prize) and that's the only time I've ever won anything.
    I'm glad I could share this experience

  • @momma2thewilds88
    @momma2thewilds88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    They always pick someone who they think is someone who will only have a very short period for the "$5k a week for life".....never see anyone younger then 70

  • @dillpickle-no9hl
    @dillpickle-no9hl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    pch guy: knocks on door* “hey... hey... are you that little old lady who lives all by herself? you should take a step outside, me and my buddies have a surprise for you”
    camera guy: “COME ON OUT”

  • @jeniqueart718
    @jeniqueart718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he licked the sharpie, I laughed so hard that I was in tears.

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    If I enjoy a creator or their content, I’ll throw in a comment, but I could understand why spam commenting would bring in a few dislikes.
    🌈moderation🌈

    • @ScottCramer
      @ScottCramer  3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      The balance of life

    • @OneTopic
      @OneTopic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@ScottCramer oh, dang.

    • @jdarrrr
      @jdarrrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@OneTopic I would apply the moderation thing to emoji usage

    • @rdarkstorm8414
      @rdarkstorm8414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OT continuing to prove he has mostly good taste.
      Mostly.

    • @lifescookie0
      @lifescookie0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@OneTopic OMG ONE TOPIC! I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE NOW! Just know I love your content so much and thank you!
      Edit: You literally just posted xd

  • @happyaleks3690
    @happyaleks3690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I literally screamed "SCOTT NO" when you licked the sharpie omfg

  • @robin_ig
    @robin_ig 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    scott is one of the few who marks where the ad starts and ends with sponsorships and i like that

  • @DMTInfinity
    @DMTInfinity 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Homie, did you SERIOUS put Sharpie on your Tounge for that Bit..! 😂
    If not, I need to know Prop that is because I want one..! 🤣

  • @colinbouchard9648
    @colinbouchard9648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    scott I love the setup in the new house

  • @annabanana1680
    @annabanana1680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This reminds me of the SNL sketch where Kristen Wiig is portraying one of these presenters and she’s trying to get Emma Stone’s character hyped over the fact that she won a home makeover and she couldn’t care less lol

  • @bnicholson4824
    @bnicholson4824 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When I say I was crying watching Scott enter the sweepstakes 🤣

  • @Agmolly
    @Agmolly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SCOTT the sharpie made me WHEEZE 😂

  • @jettwashed
    @jettwashed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    it breaks my heart that old people fall for this stuff :((

    • @pagejames8754
      @pagejames8754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's not a scam anyone "falls for." There are plenty of scams out there. Watch scam baiting you tubers for examples. This isn't one. It's literally free to enter.

    • @broccolifleur8648
      @broccolifleur8648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@pagejames8754 yeah it's not a scam, but you can see what they're saying right? It pressures the elderly to buy all of these products and bombards them with emails and more advertising