When the FRENCH ACCENT isn't SEXY

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ม.ค. 2020
  • An interview with a French job candidate becomes a game about his pronunciation mistakes.
    Writer-Director : Krishna Bagadiya
    / krishnabagadiya
    Sponsor : University Paris Saclay
    Actors :
    Tom Morton
    / itstommorton
    Olivier Raynal
    / olivier_raynal_actor
    Elspeth Graty
    / elslostinfrance
    Yohan Lévy
    / yohanlevy
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  • @GoUnique234
    @GoUnique234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39264

    "I realised I have 'apenis'. "
    "Of course."
    😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @linefrenette9116
      @linefrenette9116 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Pllayer064
      @Pllayer064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      youre a snacc 😎

    • @mtarkes
      @mtarkes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      It was there inside of him all along.

    • @vedicwarriorOriginal
      @vedicwarriorOriginal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      So... do you? 🍆

    • @fiyafoods
      @fiyafoods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We think the same

  • @HerculeDevantrien
    @HerculeDevantrien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23591

    As a french guy, I watched this video and immediately decided to stop using the word "happiness" in conversations.

    • @donjulioanejo
      @donjulioanejo ปีที่แล้ว +3204

      So you no longer have 'apines?

    • @appleman2590
      @appleman2590 ปีที่แล้ว +1723

      @@donjulioanejo he no longer uses ‘apines, which is kinda sad for him I guess

    • @leolechien007
      @leolechien007 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      T'as qu'a coller un H anglais sur appiness et ça passe. Really not that difficult.

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😆 🤣 But why not? Don't you want 'apenis?

    • @appleman2590
      @appleman2590 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@leolechien007 I know right

  • @charlottemabury1164
    @charlottemabury1164 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1616

    As a French person, I’m laughing so hard right now, but I’m never saying happiness again

    • @lolwutt
      @lolwutt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Lmao

    • @VikaGoose
      @VikaGoose 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      или научись произносить это слово правильно, наверное в ютубе или где-нибудь в интернете можно найти видео для этого

    • @charlottemabury1164
      @charlottemabury1164 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@VikaGoose (Don't worry, I live in America lol I was just kidding 🙃)

    • @pasdpasse439
      @pasdpasse439 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      why do russians always write in their language even if the video itself is in English and they MUST know English to understand anything @@VikaGoose

    • @VikaGoose
      @VikaGoose 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@pasdpasse439 я научилась понимать, но не самой писать. В школе особенно не учат самим писать и говорить на английском

  • @redbaron07
    @redbaron07 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +535

    My French Canadian coworker brought lasagna to a break room meeting. It looked good when she took the saran wrap off. We were about to start the discussion when she said "I have to eat it first". OK, I guess you didn't have time for lunch, we thought. We said "go ahead" and everyone just looked at her. After some back-and-forth we realized she meant HEAT it in the microwave before she cut it up to share!

    • @h.h1623
      @h.h1623 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      😂😂

    • @CaribouOrange
      @CaribouOrange 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Cute❤

  • @anassabidar3453
    @anassabidar3453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26363

    "I 'ave 'apenis" legends say he found it in India

    • @adultishgambino8713
      @adultishgambino8713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      bruv

    • @askmewho9469
      @askmewho9469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      What did he mean in the video about the 'apenis?

    • @TimeNeverSleeps1090
      @TimeNeverSleeps1090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +486

      @@askmewho9469 I believe he meant "happiness".

    • @anassabidar3453
      @anassabidar3453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      @@askmewho9469 he meant happiness but he pronounced it 'apenis because in french the "H" in the beginning of the word is silent so it results in "apenis"

    • @askmewho9469
      @askmewho9469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh thank you for the answers

  • @depressionanimations5662
    @depressionanimations5662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49997

    "We'll agree money can't buy 'apenis"
    Me: *stares in confusion*

    • @vinissues4634
      @vinissues4634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

      He said the truth

    • @RioMuc
      @RioMuc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +710

      @@vinissues4634 He didn't. You cannot imagine how money can buy apenis. Lots of it, to be honest. 😉

    • @slashroar
      @slashroar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +477

      I'm french, and I was as confused as you

    • @MilkyShu
      @MilkyShu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@slashroar i still don’t understand what that means ? Can u explain pls?😭

    • @slashroar
      @slashroar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +962

      @@MilkyShu It was supposed to be "happiness", but since a lot of french people don't pronounce the "h", it became "a penis" i guess :V
      Money can't buy happiness is what he said

  • @ekaterinasergeyeva453
    @ekaterinasergeyeva453 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    French people don't only drop H, they also add it in surprising places, so arm becomes harm and add becomes had. As a conference interpreter I find the French accent particularly challenging

    • @empty-voiid
      @empty-voiid 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I "ham" very sorry for the... uh... Lack of effort from my fellow Frenchies. :D

  • @gehtniemandenwasan8171
    @gehtniemandenwasan8171 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Okay but nobody is gonna talk how smooth the women pronounced his name? My hats off to you.

  • @hildaelson4203
    @hildaelson4203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52405

    As a girl, I now realise why I’m unhappy.

    • @sal2241
      @sal2241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2751

      this joke😭😭😭

    • @yesemiii
      @yesemiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +764

      💀💀💀🖐

    • @zeros3345
      @zeros3345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2372

      Is it because you don't have 'a... Ohh

    • @ulin__nm
      @ulin__nm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Help 😂

    • @manav1051
      @manav1051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +762

      The guy in the video would probably tell you
      " 'Ang in t'ere ' ilda."

  • @user-ro2ug1bv9r
    @user-ro2ug1bv9r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21880

    are we all just getting this recommended now
    (guys you can stop replying with yes now, it's been 5* months since i posted this comment)

  • @roxtrox7
    @roxtrox7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    I attended a French immersion school in the states for elementary and middle school. Most of the teachers were from various francophone counties. It was totally normal for us native English speakers to pick up a lot of their ESL quirks like dropping sounds or just saying a word we didn’t know in French as it were English. Because we had teachers from lots of different regions we had a wild international accent and vocabulary that was incomprehensible to some french speakers. I wouldn’t have had it any other way.

  • @sagzbebou1069
    @sagzbebou1069 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    It reminds me of a talk I once gave. I was rehearsing with a native irish colleague, hoping she would correct and help me.
    At some point, I wanted to emphasise a point, so I went: "I would like to focus on... blablabla".
    My colleague just drew the largest smile I ever saw, and a tiny tear drop appeared... but I went on.
    She, as well, let me going on and, when we started to review everything that was wrong, and it was a lot, she began with:
    "Well, Ben, you pronounced 'focus' like 'fuck us'!"
    Since that day, I gave up the accent, but focused... on pronunciation!!!🤣

    • @lonelyguyofficial8335
      @lonelyguyofficial8335 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I feel left out....All I ever did as a teen with my early English, was pronounce 'December' as 'This Summer'. 😳 😒'

    • @sanic3400
      @sanic3400 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ok, but after all, did you guys focus? Did you get the focusing?

    • @olgashymanskaya6600
      @olgashymanskaya6600 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yep! Exactly I struggled with this word.

    • @dejavu2752
      @dejavu2752 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I cam into the comments to say that one 'focus' at the end of the interview would have totally sealed the deal! haha

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Focus hard!!

  • @dhepermana
    @dhepermana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25608

    I'm French and this is 'ilarious

    • @assessmentincharge
      @assessmentincharge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +498

      Bingo

    • @legm5298
      @legm5298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Bien joué 😂

    • @waterandomelets6540
      @waterandomelets6540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      'ilariou

    • @aceiam4370
      @aceiam4370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      U ain't a French if you put s in the end of ilariou

    • @dhepermana
      @dhepermana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      @@aceiam4370 It's only the S of the plurals that we drop, cause they are silent in French. But we do pronounce the S of singular names or adjectives like "albatros", "hystérésis", or "ton anus"

  • @Darockam
    @Darockam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23325

    The funny thing is that "bonheur" which sounds like "boner" is the french word for happiness.

    • @_Sadia-A
      @_Sadia-A 2 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 Très vrai!
      That’s a good one!!!

    • @confusioneternelle
      @confusioneternelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

      So bonheur is French for 'apenis?

    • @ruthsaralam4055
      @ruthsaralam4055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Spätzünder

    • @cyrineh5602
      @cyrineh5602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fiyafoods
      @fiyafoods 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Omg 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Maya_Ruinz
    @Maya_Ruinz ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Love this, as a native speaker of English you dont start to appreciate your own language until you start to learn another, learning French really made me appreciate my mother tongue.

    • @lsmat
      @lsmat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      German speaking makes me appreciate french speaking and french speaking makes me appreciate english speaking.
      Writing in english makes me appreciate writing in french and writing in french makes me appreciate writing in german :)

  • @luxetveritas9196
    @luxetveritas9196 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    This accent is so beautiful. Please, never change it when you speak English, it is perfect.

    • @ludiehmulher
      @ludiehmulher ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Isn't the accent, it's the pronounce that needs get better.

    • @Nic-xf6or
      @Nic-xf6or 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ludiehmulher totally agree, sometime by praising and say it is perfect, it doesn't help the other person and if anything it is putting the person into more embarrassing situation

    • @ELMUNDODETONY-ir1jd
      @ELMUNDODETONY-ir1jd 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ludiehmulher Pronunciation*

    • @999Xn7
      @999Xn7 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Please no ! I'm French, and I hate when French people speak English with that strong accent.. It's just horrible.

    • @luxetveritas9196
      @luxetveritas9196 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Nic-xf6or there's nothing embarrassing about it or about accents in general. I do think it's perfect. I don't mean perfect as I n he pronounces English perfectly. He obviously doesn't. But the accent is so much more than that.

  • @comicsandanimation5531
    @comicsandanimation5531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104482

    As an Indian Im proud that he found apines in my country

  • @greyever7820
    @greyever7820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11599

    If only France had won the seven years war, we would all be laughing at english speakers trying to sound french.

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

      Yeah, but expecting France to win an important war is kinda...
      ...
      Just to clarify, yes that is a joke and no I'm not actually ignorant enough of French millitary history to think it's true. But it is kinda fun to poke the bear.

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      @@Neion8 The French Army needed Napoleon to win battles...even during the Napoleonic Wars.

    • @argentik7294
      @argentik7294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      Winning the Seven years War wouldn't change anything. The main problem is that France unlike Britain had a very low population in North America, around 70,000 against 1,500 000 in the Thirteen colonies. So the main problem of New france was the low populattion and it's dependance toward France unlike the thirteen colonies

    • @forestia3
      @forestia3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@argentik7294 winning the seven years war would change a lot of things because then France wouldn't have lost its territories in North America, so a lot more people nowadays would speak French, not English

    • @argentik7294
      @argentik7294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@forestia3 Like i said before the demographic difference was the problem , how can you're language be hegemonic if only 70,000 persons speak it (in contrast with 1,500 000 million that speak english in the east coast). What France should have done from the beginning is leading a settlement policy to New France

  • @happymatt2013
    @happymatt2013 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The funniest French conversation video ever!!! The non-pronunciation of 'H's in words is horrifyingly familiar to that of Londoners

  • @getme2morenow565
    @getme2morenow565 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I am now in pain, I have been laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!
    This french guy acts and sounds so perfect for this skit. Love him!!!

  • @tangchankien7134
    @tangchankien7134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7828

    I like how the company's name is just "very big company".

  • @user-ez3iv6ji5c
    @user-ez3iv6ji5c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2900

    Now every Frenchman abroad, that still retained their accent, is paranoid that the interviewer is playing accent bingo during their interview.

    • @Humanophage
      @Humanophage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "That still retained", as if it's easy to lose.

    • @user-ez3iv6ji5c
      @user-ez3iv6ji5c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@Humanophage did I give any damned indication as to whether or not it’s easy to lose an accent? I’m just saying those who still have their accent probably will be paranoid after this video.

    • @Vysair
      @Vysair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Humanophage you underestimate how adaptable human is. Live abroad longer and you will for sure get influenced by the said environment and pick up the local accent.

    • @Humanophage
      @Humanophage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@Vysair Not in my experience. You get long-term migrants and they speak with an accent. Hell, you get people born in an English-speaking country with plenty of natives like in Canada, and people still have a French accent and they're sad about it.
      The only people who do lose an accent are generally those who were children in an English-speaking country and who made a major effort about it (e.g., Maria Sharapova moved to the US when she was 8 and appears to have no accent).

    • @sandroselladore3506
      @sandroselladore3506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Humanophage they probably mean still as in to this day, not nevertheless

  • @PaulDonaldRoy
    @PaulDonaldRoy ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The world would be dull if we all spoke like newscasters. I love accents because they preserve cultural diversity.

  • @salma5356
    @salma5356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    No matter how many times I watch this it always makes me laugh 🤣🤣

  • @oldtimebooks5378
    @oldtimebooks5378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5753

    One Indian man who got vexed up with "funny Indian accents" decided to roast the hell out of "sexiest accent" and he nailed it.

    • @154_shweta7
      @154_shweta7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      And you nailed this comment 😂

    • @canand696
      @canand696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Why just only a comment ?

    • @aishwarya5663
      @aishwarya5663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@canand696 five other people liked your comment and decided not to comment lmao

    • @canand696
      @canand696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@aishwarya5663 yeah

    • @anneeeev
      @anneeeev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THIS 😂

  • @tomato497
    @tomato497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31343

    my French teacher sent the class this and I'm not sure if he's trying to get us to improve our accents or if he just found it funny

    • @cliffbramlett4131
      @cliffbramlett4131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +733

      Probablement ? Les deux.

    • @tomato497
      @tomato497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      @@cliffbramlett4131 oui tu as probablement raison (sorry if my french is shit honestly i don't do my homework)

    • @cliffbramlett4131
      @cliffbramlett4131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      @@tomato497 Haha no worries, I live in France and often can't find the words. I only said "Probably? Both."

    • @atlas4733
      @atlas4733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@cliffbramlett4131 the mandatory "Not *Le* deux, it's *Les* deux!"

    • @tomato497
      @tomato497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@cliffbramlett4131 yeah I got that it was just my reply I was shaky on 😅 thanks for the translation tho

  • @chrisgrad9004
    @chrisgrad9004 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    As a person who was raised speaking French when I moved to an English speaking country people always got confused when I said air instead hair 🤣🤣 it has been many years but this video just reminded me of it 🤣🤣

    • @bretagnejean2410
      @bretagnejean2410 ปีที่แล้ว

      In google translate that is same pronunciation.

  • @astarius4381
    @astarius4381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7431

    Even me who is french, I've never listen people talking like that, but "apines" is real thing said in english classroom.

    • @Itsukazutrap
      @Itsukazutrap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      J'ai entendu plein de gens parler comme ça... Sauf le "apines" justement...
      En général on le prononce bien excessif : AH π nès (comme Ness le personnage ou la console)

    • @astarius4381
      @astarius4381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Itsukazutrap bah personnellement dans ma scolarité j' avais que des gens qui n'expiraient pas les h, le pi ce prononçait sans problème et ness, le e je l'entend très rarement

    • @leonzhu1301
      @leonzhu1301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Itsukazutrap oui

    • @evelring2366
      @evelring2366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      @@leonzhu1301 oui oui baguette

    • @gabrielbrunet7150
      @gabrielbrunet7150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@astarius4381 le seul truc qui m'a marqué c'est une prof d'anglais qui pro onçait focus comme Fuck us...

  • @archer7199
    @archer7199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8851

    He he, but I liked his accent. He will do wonders in HR.

    • @yasminrei
      @yasminrei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      ‘e ‘e, but I liked ‘i’ accent. ‘e will do wonder’ in ‘R.

    • @photographealyforet8151
      @photographealyforet8151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Trust me, not all french people speak like that...

    • @archer7199
      @archer7199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@photographealyforet8151 je le sais tres bien.

    • @xanderbriggs2794
      @xanderbriggs2794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Don't you mean r

    • @yasminrei
      @yasminrei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@photographealyforet8151 ouais moi aussi, on est pas bête

  • @imissmyoldacc4739
    @imissmyoldacc4739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a Goan, I'm thankful that he found apenis in my state, I hope many others do too 😊

  • @allyoucancook3449
    @allyoucancook3449 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My French accent has opened so many doors for me in the US, especially in sales. I was the best salesman in 2 states, and I don't think it was due to my great look.

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Maybe it was due to your great 'apines?

    • @kerryh3833
      @kerryh3833 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      English natives really do love certain accents

  • @jorgealbertoop7952
    @jorgealbertoop7952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5005

    “We’ll all agree money can’t buy ‘apenis.”
    Transgender people: 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @endzi1248
      @endzi1248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      @@akavankz4639
      It was a joke

    • @kraexyst7233
      @kraexyst7233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@akavankz4639 woosh, you missed the joke

    • @CH1K3N99
      @CH1K3N99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@kraexyst7233 and he has Wang in his name!

    • @ameilioracryptos5298
      @ameilioracryptos5298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @michellekahlez2105
      @michellekahlez2105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WYM?? WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABT THAT TF

  • @lovemash
    @lovemash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14563

    I live with a Frenchman and he was making fun of people with strong French accent until the moment he heard his own English speaking on record. He realized why people didn't laugh at his french accent "imitations" - coz they weren't seeing the difference!!! :)

    • @revanruler6404
      @revanruler6404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      i started learning english as soon as i could speak and i still feel i have a horrible french accent, it's very hard to get rid of it

    • @Alison-dt5wo
      @Alison-dt5wo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      I asked a Polish friend what a Polish accent sounds like and she went for it with zero hesitation, which is when I remembered she always speaks with a Polish accent but she didn't even realise it herself

    • @sebastiang7394
      @sebastiang7394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Well knowing how it is supposed to sound and doing it right are two completely different things. I known how a th is suppose to sound and because of this in my head it sounds correct but I usually speak them as d.

    • @JustWantToFly_
      @JustWantToFly_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Just a question : how do you prononce « th » ? Some people said that we should not prononce it as « z ». Do it’s true ?
      If it isn’t like that, so how do we should prononce it ?

    • @Dee-yy1vb
      @Dee-yy1vb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JustWantToFly_ put your tongue against your top front teeth and the slightly blow air while making a vibration in your throat if that makes any sense

  • @56ur4
    @56ur4 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The guy with the "h" card asked the 'apenis question, he played dirty

  • @Chickentenddies
    @Chickentenddies ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's awesome that the subtitle even spells Happiness as "Hapenis"

  • @GreyKnightsVenerable
    @GreyKnightsVenerable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5782

    I feel like some people genuinely don’t know that ‘apines is just happiness.

    • @pie6029
      @pie6029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      It took me some time and many comments to figure it out.

    • @amanmenath8098
      @amanmenath8098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yes, Penis is happiness 😂

    • @tammya5403
      @tammya5403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I thought it was opinions, not happiness 🤣🤣

    • @ApexOfEvolution
      @ApexOfEvolution 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Thanks. I was wondering why talking about one's penis was appropriate for a job interview. Had to rewatch it after knowing he meant 'happiness' the whole time, lol.

    • @yeetwchybaban
      @yeetwchybaban 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pie6029 huh

  • @mohamadwafa9000
    @mohamadwafa9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    Sitting on the beach in Goa, I realised, I 'ave 'apenis
    Of course
    The most majestic expression and respond.

    • @ameilioracryptos5298
      @ameilioracryptos5298 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imao

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i am sad. i might be missing something. what could it be.... ?

    • @nayanmishra9011
      @nayanmishra9011 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Plethorality he wanted to say Happiness but pronouncing H is tough for french so a penis instead of Happiness..... Hope You get the joke

    • @Plethorality
      @Plethorality 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nayanmishra9011 thank you, yes,i got the joke. you missed mine.. (hint: been single too long)

  • @sobreaver
    @sobreaver ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He wasn't talking in English, he was talking in French.

  • @PomegranateMangoStarfruitJuice
    @PomegranateMangoStarfruitJuice ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I speak French as my second language, but I get ‘stuck’ in accents easily (it’s gotten to the point where I switch languages so often in my everyday life that it’s just more comfortable to stay in a certain accent than my native one). I will never say the word happiness in a French accent again. Lesson learned.

  • @cisium1184
    @cisium1184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1941

    "We'll agree money can't buy 'apenis. After school I went to India, looking for 'apenis."
    You should have gone to Thailand.

    • @hannahjoseph2347
      @hannahjoseph2347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lemme guess, you're from Thailand?

    • @sheepketchup9059
      @sheepketchup9059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      We are inclusive in that respect, unlike some countries.

    • @sheepketchup9059
      @sheepketchup9059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also this has nothing to do with trans people.

    • @raeidm.raunak4927
      @raeidm.raunak4927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yeah but i dont want a bangkok

    • @hannahjoseph2347
      @hannahjoseph2347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@raeidm.raunak4927 Ohhh, now I finally get the joke Cisium made after 2 months. Smh, I'm so dumb.

  • @jagadeeshgurana4490
    @jagadeeshgurana4490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4621

    This concept of gaining points for every miss of S and H is hilarious and really creative 😂😂😂

    • @balduccioliv
      @balduccioliv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hilarious and really créative. Just like your Mother bjs

    • @imprincesswolfy2565
      @imprincesswolfy2565 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ilariou*

    • @paulwaltersheherfeministvl521
      @paulwaltersheherfeministvl521 ปีที่แล้ว

      should i skip school for youtube video making? i making good stuff but i need much time to making. maybe replace school with making videos. i have two girlfriends. thanks for your opinion dear ja

    • @marysketch4772
      @marysketch4772 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree.

    • @huntsman9316
      @huntsman9316 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@balduccioliv and unlike your comment, lol

  • @neetaarjun5019
    @neetaarjun5019 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is hilarious...had a great laugh - thank you!

  • @taylorblonde9438
    @taylorblonde9438 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Lol !! 😂 I am learning French and I learn today that I need to keep “ H” on Happiness … lol 😂

  • @bendervorleser8906
    @bendervorleser8906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10710

    I love the two HR-Guys' acting. Their pokerfaces, their synchronized movements (especially the pen-clicking in the beginning) this total out of place "Bingo!" at the end. Stellar performance in this 1-Minute-Clip

    • @ashdjin8530
      @ashdjin8530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      literally the stiff upper lip exemplified

    • @rizkyandra8923
      @rizkyandra8923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What is that H and S for? What does it mean when he says 'if he drops an S/H i get a point?' can anyone explain? I dont get it, but i really want to know

    • @ashdjin8530
      @ashdjin8530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@rizkyandra8923 The letter 'H' is always silent in French and native French speakers usually have a hard time pronouncing it so they don't. That's what they mean by dropping the 'H'. It's the same for the letter 'S': it's normally silent in French if it comes at the end of a word so native speakers will habitually omit it even when they're not speaking French. So basically whenever the guy at the interview omits these 2 letters and therefore mispronounces words, the 2 HR guys get points. Like each pronunciation mistake equals a point. Clear enough now:)?

    • @rizkyandra8923
      @rizkyandra8923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ashdjin8530 thankyou

    • @cliffbramlett4131
      @cliffbramlett4131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Also, kudos to the French actor. I have never heard a French person abuse English that egregiously, but he makes it appear believable

  • @haidouk872
    @haidouk872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7215

    The frenchie speaking english starter pack:
    - We drop most of the "h", and a good part of the ending "s", because we're bringing to english the concept of "silent consonants"
    - We magically transform the "th" into either "z" or "ss", because hell, who needs those sounds anyway, you look dumb when trying to pronounce them
    - We tend to skip the preterit tense, because we can't afford to remember how it works (we already struggle to remember how our own preterit works)
    - If we don't know an english word, we just casually try to say the french word pronounced in an "english way". There is 25% chance that it will actually work out, but even if it doesn't, we'll expect you to get it anyway. If needed, we'll repeat that made up word until you understand.
    - If anyone tries to correct us in english, we'll get very offended, even though we spend our time correcting each other in french among frenchies (because yes, we also can't speak or write proper french)
    - We make various weird sounds with our lips, something like "ppppp", while talking that are confusing af for all foreigners, because we never considered one sec that we're the only ones who do that
    - We insert random "euuuuh" from time to time
    On a more serious note, I can see some reasons why most of us suck at english, among other things:
    1. When it comes to older generations (people who are 40-50+yo), lot of them just didn't care enough to learn good english back in school, because back then, there was still a widespread mentality that english was not more relevant than french wordlwide. So there was a bit of matter of pride there, like "who cares about english?"
    2. The way we learn language in school/highschool is still a bit old fashioned (I mean, atleast it was still the case when I was in highschool 6 years ago), in the sense that there is a great emphasis on learning all those gramar rules, vocabulary, etc... , but there is less focus on actual practice, let alone speaking practice. You have some speaking exercices from time to time, but it's usually texts that the students will have prepared at home, written on a sheet, so that they will only read it for the actual exercice. "Improvisation" is very rare. As such, most people who don't keep studying english after highschool are very bad at dealing with an actual "live" conversation in english. There has been some progress been made in the past decade or so, but the language education still needs to modernize.
    3. There is this mentality in french education that is deeply rooted within us and has a hard time going away: "if you don't know, you shut up". It's never told directly, but it gets slowly printed in your mind while you are in primary school, and then it just stays with you for a long time. Because of that, you are ashamed at the idea at saying something wrong in front of people, so you prefer keeping your mouth shut unless you're sure. This is especially bad when it comes to language, because language practice requires you to try speaking, and you will obviously do a lot of mistakes. And thus, I suspect that a lot of french people who are not THAT bad at english but who are not confident in their level, try to avoid speaking at all cost, to avoid making mistake, especially in front of a real english speaker. And so, they'll just lose their english level, and become even less confident, it's a cycle :/
    4. This one might sound really stupid to foreigners, but when we learn languages in highschool, there is a high chance you'll be shamed by your classmates if you try having a better accent. If you try speaking with a good accent, you'll hear a lot of "wow, look how he's trying to show off", and it can make you discouraged to keep trying. And even outside of highschool, if you are among french people and for some reason you have to say something in another language, and you try to say it with a good accent, there is a good part of people who can see it as being pretentious. Hell, I get laughed at by my own family when I pronounce foreign places names in their native pronunciation ahahahah
    Sorry, that was a long comment ahahah
    Edit: I can't believe so many people actually read this whole thing. I didn't realize so many people felt the need to express their complexes with English language ahahahahah

    • @friendlymango.2650
      @friendlymango.2650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Euuh? How do u pronounce euuuhh

    • @jnealla
      @jnealla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Don't apologize! This is how I felt when I was in France and when interacting with French.... very unpleasant and frustrating.... even I try hard to learn French and communicate with them, like there is a invisible wall between us.

    • @haidouk872
      @haidouk872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      @@friendlymango.2650 Hmmm, imagine the "u" in "hurt", but by closing your mouth a bit more. Or like the "o" in "world" said with a very British accent

    • @haidouk872
      @haidouk872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +534

      @@jnealla one thing I have heard from people learning French is that they feel like we French people are not supportive of their efforts and are instead criticizing . But this might come from the fact that in our culture, we value negative criticism much more than positive criticism. If something is good, there is no need to comment on it, however, if something is bad, we gotta make it known, so that it can be corrected. And this probably feels weird compared to Anglo-Saxon cultures that are, on the contrary, more into compliments and positive criticism.
      Add all the points of my initial comment to this, and it's no wonder we seem rude af ahahah

    • @asreeniram3112
      @asreeniram3112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Oui c'est un long commentaire mais il est très vrai.

  • @Lam-ey4lm
    @Lam-ey4lm ปีที่แล้ว +2

    00:59
    “...I realised i have ‘apenis”
    “Of course”
    Lmao 😂😂

  • @user-mj8cf7so7t
    @user-mj8cf7so7t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8174

    I was with a French girl once:
    Her: Pffff I'm so angry..
    Me: Why?
    Her: Aren't you?
    Me: Why would i be angry?! What's going on?
    Her: I mean, we haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon!!
    Me: Awww you mean HUNGRY!
    True story 😌

    • @juliemartin934
      @juliemartin934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      😶🤣😭

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      Believe me, it's awesome but awful at the same time to be in a romance with a foreigner, since i was with a dutch girl 😂😅

    • @keithhunt5328
      @keithhunt5328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      H is silent in French

    • @SirKolass
      @SirKolass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@keithhunt5328 Like that's an excuse lol

    • @jhonwick1856
      @jhonwick1856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      @@SirKolass English accent is confusing

  • @tastes-like-straberries
    @tastes-like-straberries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    This was gold. "I realized I 'ave 'appines" was literally gold.

    • @timeless3336
      @timeless3336 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      if indian men find out you made this comment you might get jumped, madam🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @gauravkumaryadav8117
      @gauravkumaryadav8117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@timeless3336 what do you mean sir???

    • @4yearsago343
      @4yearsago343 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You might dipped it to your shit

    • @yumyummaey
      @yumyummaey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@timeless3336 wdym???? could you explain why????

    • @ranakonswa2169
      @ranakonswa2169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@timeless3336 no one cares

  • @melanisticmandalorian8909
    @melanisticmandalorian8909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is fantastic, reminds me of the Canadian Prime Minster Cretien when he was talking about happiness, and everyone looked concerned, then realized his accent threw it off. Great times. The teenage me was very happy to realize such a joke could be made.

  • @Wahid2073
    @Wahid2073 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why no one is appreciating the actors? All of them are awesome!

  • @ispeaku759
    @ispeaku759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    Interviewing a Russian. If he rolls an 'R' I get a point. If he says a 'G' in 'ing' you get a point

    • @hubertbdlb2228
      @hubertbdlb2228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait you're not supposed to pronounce the g ?

    • @ispeaku759
      @ispeaku759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@hubertbdlb2228 in the "-ing" suffixes where letter "n" is a nasal consonant, Russians say a usual "n" sound because we don't have [ŋ] and add "g" at the end

    • @hubertbdlb2228
      @hubertbdlb2228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ispeaku759 thanks

    • @ispeaku759
      @ispeaku759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hubertbdlb2228 ya welcome, bro

    • @hubertbdlb2228
      @hubertbdlb2228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@ispeaku759 now i found apines

  • @bendervorleser8906
    @bendervorleser8906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    It took him a journey, but now he knows, 'apenis was always inside him.

  • @aders957
    @aders957 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That “of course” sounds so hilarious, understanding and comforting at the same time lol

  • @raraavis7782
    @raraavis7782 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ahhhh...I have a cold and now my chest hurts like hell, because I couldn't stop laughing and coughing at the same time 😂

  • @kashishsharma5176
    @kashishsharma5176 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That "ofcourse" after "I realised i 've 'apines."
    😂😂😂😭💀

  • @blyat5352
    @blyat5352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I love how in the start it is written Very Big Company.

  • @White_Oak_
    @White_Oak_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2944

    What's really interesting is that English got a lot of those words from French after the Norman invasion. They were originally pronounced with a silent H in English (herb, history, and hospital, for example). It's also why Americans don't generally pronounce the H in "herb". The accent in England changed in the 1800s and they decided to pronounce the H at the beginning of French loan words while Americans kept using a pronunciation that's closer to the original French.

    • @szenasimarton
      @szenasimarton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      You're right. It's very interesting to see how the pronunciation varies from accent to accent or dialect to dialect. Also, Cockney is another dialect that drops the initial H. And there are other sounds which are dropped or added in different accents/dialects. For example in Received Pronunciation, which is a non-rhotic variety of the English language, there is linking R, the r sound pronounced at the end of a word if it's followed another word that starts with a vowel (e.g.: "later on") or intrusive R, which means an r sound is put between two vowels where there shouldn't be an r sound (e.g.: "India and China" is pronounced as "Indiar and China"). And there are accents where an initial H sound is added where there shouldn't be one, e.g. "Uncle" is pronounced as "Huncle". Plus people from Washington say "Warshington" which is also another interesting thing. Or some Boston speakers say "good idear", which is funny because the Boston accent is a non-rhotic one since the area used to have close contacts with the British for trading purposes.

    • @joshuaa3075
      @joshuaa3075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I have a coworker that makes fun of me for pronouncing Herb without the "H." Thank you for the history lesson.

    • @internetexplorerchan2697
      @internetexplorerchan2697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Canadians: HHHHerb, HHHHospital

    • @jamesbutler8821
      @jamesbutler8821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      What? i love pronouncing herb with the h. Instead of boring plants I can imagine a cupboard filled with guys named Herb

    • @SUPERNOVA0360
      @SUPERNOVA0360 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jamesbutler8821 How so?

  • @some-say
    @some-say 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    hahaha, the 'a-penis' just laughed my a*** off

  • @vannhantran547
    @vannhantran547 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Speaking English with thick French accent is a catchiest thing in life

  • @ninzouz
    @ninzouz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2243

    sooooo i'm the only french person this was recommended to? lmao we do speak like that tho but at least we can communicate a bit in english ahah

    • @wasabi_civk1200
      @wasabi_civk1200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yessah😵😭😂 On se débrouille plutôt bien

    • @isabelleisabelle4896
      @isabelleisabelle4896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Yes, instead of dropping an S, they should have count the misspeling of "TH" as "Z" or "S". "I sink zere were two candidate".

    • @wasabi_civk1200
      @wasabi_civk1200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@isabelleisabelle4896Yes you're right.

    • @noemie6804
      @noemie6804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      C'est vrai qu'on parle comme ça parfois par contre

    • @tuppernoot3902
      @tuppernoot3902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Totalement. Mais bon apparemment il arrive parfois que notre légendaire accent soit apprécié. Donc c’est un mal pour un bien si on veut x)

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    "We'll agree money can't buy 'apenis."
    This dude _definitely_ hasn't lived where I have.

    • @kevinbatdorf
      @kevinbatdorf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bangkok

    • @user-sv5kt8qz3v
      @user-sv5kt8qz3v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kevinbatdorf wrong again, Kevin

    • @user-sv5kt8qz3v
      @user-sv5kt8qz3v 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you get used to it after a while so it's your new normal and you need something better to be happy again

    • @_Iso_X
      @_Iso_X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      -Actually, in France, money can buy a penis
      -You mean, hapiness
      -Both

    • @namjesus4612
      @namjesus4612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      where tf can i buy a penis

  • @bharath2508
    @bharath2508 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    😅😂
    You already have it.
    Hilarious. 😅

  • @jeiku5041
    @jeiku5041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Money can't buy apines"
    Spencer's: Am I a joke to you?

  • @levi_the_eggplant
    @levi_the_eggplant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    1:00
    "I have a penis."
    "Of course."
    LMAO😂

  • @eveemoon5772
    @eveemoon5772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    As a french personne, this is the funiest and the most accurate video of all times ( sorry for the grammar but as i said i am french)

    • @landofw56
      @landofw56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      person

    • @zezenkop412
      @zezenkop412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@landofw56 personne means person in french

    • @landofw56
      @landofw56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@zezenkop412 I know it.

    • @vraelatao2264
      @vraelatao2264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@zezenkop412 dont be an a*** ^^ about 20% of the current English language directly comes from French. If we had to react like this on every English words... oh my ! On ne serait pas sorti de l'auberge !

    • @sambros2
      @sambros2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      French "person"

  • @mrtrollnator123
    @mrtrollnator123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "We all agree that money can't buy 'apenis' lol I'm dead

  • @RFC-3514
    @RFC-3514 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Plot twist: his company actually _did_ make air pins and airbrushes.

  • @cilou9138
    @cilou9138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    0:40 "It make many SSSing"
    My ears are bleeding. 😅 Yet I'm French.

    • @honaydaafrias5172
      @honaydaafrias5172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @foxydefnaf3206
      @foxydefnaf3206 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      génial je suis pas le seul français a détester cet accent

    • @felixweinlinger
      @felixweinlinger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Je suis d'Autriche et je déteste l'accent allemand. I am sorry if I made any mistakes. I am still learning french.

    • @Poppy-
      @Poppy- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Où Monsieur Smissss à la place de Smith

    • @Hobbit_libertaire
      @Hobbit_libertaire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@felixweinlinger On dira plutôt "je viens d'Autriche", ou si tu es toujours en Autriche "je suis Autrichien", pas de soucis c'est tout de même correct

  • @ethangold4900
    @ethangold4900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Random fact:
    French has a lot of sexual connotations

    • @norarai2618
      @norarai2618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wsh qu'es ce que tu raconte t français peut être !? You are not france shut up

    • @pineapplesbringpain5243
      @pineapplesbringpain5243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@norarai2618 what

    • @spaceraviolie5069
      @spaceraviolie5069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      As a french , i can agree ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @lastquarter3992
      @lastquarter3992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      What? It totally depends on the sentences lmao. English can too, any language can.

    • @lordzo7758
      @lordzo7758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J'avoue

  • @TaenShi
    @TaenShi ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm French, I laughed xD

  • @yasashiihitodesu
    @yasashiihitodesu ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Das ist sehr lustig, wie gut Französisch am diesen video, liebe am wie er seiner Aussprache in Englisch 😄

  • @tanmayagarwal8513
    @tanmayagarwal8513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "I realized, I 'ave 'apenis" had me laughing all day.

  • @gamaigia9270
    @gamaigia9270 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Whether his French accent is sexy or not he is sure one damn sexy French man. You're hired. Bingo!

  • @arnaudcalais6346
    @arnaudcalais6346 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Je meurt de rire. Un grand bravo aux concepteurs de cette vidéo. 😂

  • @srishtubaby
    @srishtubaby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "I realized, I 'ave 'apenis"
    *i may have busted a lung*

    • @ustbot7047
      @ustbot7047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i think i just did, oh my chest....

  • @TheAym1994
    @TheAym1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    1:16 Give this man an oscar !

  • @TheReal_happy40
    @TheReal_happy40 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That’s why when people tell me i don’t sound french when speaking, i get extremely relieved

  • @Plethorality
    @Plethorality ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If you pronounce an English word incorrectly, it will become a different word, completely.
    Pronunciation is key.

  • @warpey5632
    @warpey5632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    I am bilingual and I find people screwing up speaking either language a good source of laughter.

    • @LeFlibu
      @LeFlibu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tbh I am not bilingual and me too

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You would have a fuckin field day in Quebec. 😂

    • @warpey5632
      @warpey5632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I _live_ in Quebec. How else would I be bilingual?

    • @LeFlibu
      @LeFlibu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@warpey5632 French parents in English speaking country or the opposite

    • @stackofpancakes
      @stackofpancakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m bilingual and I find native speakers screwing up their language frustrating.

  • @someonerandom9731
    @someonerandom9731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1776

    His accent is great tho😳

  • @user-yg7qd4bo9f
    @user-yg7qd4bo9f 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I didn’t catch all the jokes until I started learning French lol

  • @holeycheese9429
    @holeycheese9429 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I have fallen in love with the French guy 😍😍

  • @sarkaniemi
    @sarkaniemi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Years ago, I used to work with a French guy who spoke English with a strong French accent. Once he wanted to say that he disliked another guy. He then sad "I (h)ate him"! He meant to say "I hate him", but it sounded like "I ate him"!

    • @aikotitilai3820
      @aikotitilai3820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      😭😂

    • @heya-fq2nb
      @heya-fq2nb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I ate im.

    • @sarkaniemi
      @sarkaniemi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@heya-fq2nb That's actually what it sounded like!

    • @trabiscotte4366
      @trabiscotte4366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      try to pronounce French correctly and you can laugh afterwards

    • @anaiscardot6674
      @anaiscardot6674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well, there is a reason why our gastronomy is renowned :p

  • @putmetosleep3734
    @putmetosleep3734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Well I did not expect to laugh as hard as I have at this, and I'm sure I'll watch it 50 more times in the next week. It brings me joy and apenis.

  • @splooshhh
    @splooshhh ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's amazing how he found apines despite searching for it for so long

  • @user-dg5fm7wv8i
    @user-dg5fm7wv8i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was missing from my life . And TH-cam recommended me this after this much time🤣🤣🙏

  • @cee8226
    @cee8226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "I realised I already ave apenis"
    Them: "Of course"
    I died hahahah 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bria9516
    @bria9516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    i literally snorted when he he said "I realised i 'ave 'apenis." LMFAOOO PLS

  • @moisepicard902
    @moisepicard902 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It is impossible for The French Accent to not be sexy.

    • @yippee8570
      @yippee8570 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Trinity M For sexy accents try southern Irish or Scots

    • @bbew2914
      @bbew2914 ปีที่แล้ว

      as a french speaker, I think we sound dumb lol, lovingly ofc

    • @brunobucciarati834
      @brunobucciarati834 ปีที่แล้ว

      its not ngl

  • @krystalkhope7429
    @krystalkhope7429 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    On my funeral they're gonna say...she was a good girl.....she just couldn't control her laughter😂....
    I'm dying😂🤣this is soo funny
    That 'BINGO'😂....

  • @DivingHawker
    @DivingHawker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    As a French guy, I have never understood what some people find sexy about the French accent. It's so... coarse combined with English.

    • @NN-zg5bz
      @NN-zg5bz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's not the accent per se, rather the connotations. I.e French people are sexy, so a French accent is just telling you that the speaker is of a sexy nationality. Also french tends to be spoken in the lower registers, which is generally considered sexy (in both genders)

    • @DivingHawker
      @DivingHawker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@NN-zg5bz Really? I did not know French people were seen as sexy.

    • @NN-zg5bz
      @NN-zg5bz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DivingHawker i think you're trolling me but im not gonna stroke your ego anymore dude :) congrats on ur sexy nationality now stop being coquet

    • @poncho3326
      @poncho3326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@NN-zg5bz I'm a French guy who's familiar with the "sexy french" connotation, and trust me, French people are usually not aware of this stereotype at all. They sometimes know they're seen as frog and snail eaters by the rest of the world, but every other cliche associated with french people (good or bad), they've never heard of.
      But good thinking about French being in a lower register, I had never though of that, it might partially explain why french is seen that way.

    • @__-cd9ug
      @__-cd9ug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@poncho3326 exactly, in my experience it's pretty hard to be aware of how your nationality is viewed in other countries, and what the clichés are. Comparatively, clichés that your culture has, about other countries, are usually so well known that you expect everyone to know what they are.

  • @willow9043
    @willow9043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    This is one year old but we're all getting it recommended rn 😭

  • @vauths8204
    @vauths8204 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Who would be your ideal boss?"
    That's when you look at them and smirk. "At this moment you two"

  • @peterallen2904
    @peterallen2904 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I lived in France for eight years, and when I asked our French friends, what our voices sounded like when we spoke French and they said very sexy, which was a surprise to me.

    • @kerryh3833
      @kerryh3833 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Are you British? I am. Most french people I know say British sound awkward.

  • @yourslovingly77
    @yourslovingly77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "I realised I'ave 'apenis"
    "Of course"

  • @Aprilbakes_sg
    @Aprilbakes_sg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I didn't even search for this.. who's with me? 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️🙋🖐️

  • @lesdeuxpoules1818
    @lesdeuxpoules1818 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    As french person without a big accent, I can say it's what I'm always hearing

  • @Subninja2012
    @Subninja2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The French accent sounds like someone talking who’s tongue got stung by a bee.

  • @vanessachristina._.5874
    @vanessachristina._.5874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    this is hilarious

    • @pastapocky575
      @pastapocky575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      More like "thisi' 'ilariou"

    • @isabelleisabelle4896
      @isabelleisabelle4896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      As a french person, I would say "Zissiz 'ilariouss"

    • @salocine8539
      @salocine8539 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isabelleisabelle4896 "c'est ici la rousse"

    • @preciousogujiofor7490
      @preciousogujiofor7490 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pastapocky575 true it i really ilariou, my rib actually cracked wile lauging

  • @KewKylyu
    @KewKylyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Be proud of you, because you be, do, what we want to do....

    • @emmaleroy4209
      @emmaleroy4209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cette ref incroyable 👏

    • @_tgchk
      @_tgchk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💀💀💀💀 il a fait honte à tout un pays entier ce jour là