Yes, Jon, leaving your car in the middle of the road with the door wide open when you're doing sneaky stuff like breaking into someone's house and smashing all their crockery is just the height of stealth...
That was my first thought when I heard him say it was by the same team. All the houses in house flipper are in this somewhere and if you have house flipper they update to how you have them in that. Imagine trying to rob jons open planned house.
Charming, endearing, lovely commentary that always boosts my mood. Entertaining content that doesn't get boring for one second. Absolutely amazing. Fave moments: "Not the ketchup, I'm not a monster." "It's just stairs, it's not a complicated piece of technology!" (on the lockpicking mechanics) "Oh, it's just Bethesdering!"
Well they had to make the game when house flipper patched an exploit that let you sell everything in someone else's house and now it says "this is not a thief simulator" if you try.
4:30 today I learned that with an English accent "pawn shop" and "porn shop" sound exactly the same. Pardon me porn merchant much store credit can I get for this lightly used ketchup
Alternatively, if you've got a fancy enough accent, the porn shop is totally happy to buy your used toasters off you, just because they like talking to you so much and want you to come back.
Everything in this world feels 2/3 scale compared to your guy, right down to the physics. Breaking that picket fence was hilarious. Low draw distance and LoD-flipping in the driving bit is seizure-inducing.
There is now way in the 19 hells that a burglar could rob 5 houses on the same street in less than a week in the US without being shot by one of the tenants. Also, maybe the cops had caught on and were waiting for Jon to pull something considering he broke into 109, 110, 111, 112, and 113 in a row over the span of a couple of days.
Stealing is wrong, but it goes over slightly better in some places if you have a fancy accent. Speaking of which, Jon pronounces “pawn” in the most hilarious way possible! 😆
The correct time to take down Christmas decorations is when it gets warmer. Cos January is shit at staring at my cuddly Father Christmas and festive rat infested tree in the evenings is probably the best bit about it
I always envisioned house burglary as being like those old nickelodeon contests where the winner gets 60 seconds or so to run thru a toy store knocking as much shit as possible into the cart
7:33 that's actually more or less how you would actually pick that kind of lock in real life, so it would be difficult for Bethesda to lay solitary claim to that kind of minigame.
Have you tried playing Grim Fandango? If not for the fun of it (the dialogue lines are some of the funniest ever witnessed in a game), the story, the detailed world-building & atmosphere are enough to "pay" your time.
I mean I've never robbed a house but is there really a way to buy intel on people who live in the house? Pretty sure this is actually a NSA or FBI simulator.
I mean you would be better off casing the joint before breaking in, checking what time of the day the house is empty and or neighbors go to work, how busy the street is, what is the police response time in that neighborhood..things like that
you know Jon there is another great game about stealing and killing things with your true self its one of the highest rated games on ps4 called Persona 5 maybe you could check it out i could buy it for you i mean i got the game 5 times soo why not
9:00 - dude i watched another guy play this game and he's pretty useless at games and he got an A on this... i dunno how you can fail and get an F on pretty much the easiest robbery in the game which is basically set up as a tutorial with no one in the house! you have genius levels of screwing up in games... im truly astounded...
Yes, Jon, leaving your car in the middle of the road with the door wide open when you're doing sneaky stuff like breaking into someone's house and smashing all their crockery is just the height of stealth...
"naff off pig" sounds so strange coming from Jon
Flip the police
Imagine if you could build a house on House Flipper and then challenge people to burgle it on Thief Simulator :P
Then imagine you could rig the house up Kevin McAllister style and watch the burglars fall into each trap.
That was my first thought when I heard him say it was by the same team. All the houses in house flipper are in this somewhere and if you have house flipper they update to how you have them in that. Imagine trying to rob jons open planned house.
Thats a milion dollar game over there
Charming, endearing, lovely commentary that always boosts my mood. Entertaining content that doesn't get boring for one second. Absolutely amazing.
Fave moments:
"Not the ketchup, I'm not a monster."
"It's just stairs, it's not a complicated piece of technology!"
(on the lockpicking mechanics) "Oh, it's just Bethesdering!"
I too buy all my saucepans and teapots off the dark web.
He escalated from thieft to attempted murder awfully quickly
Evil jon is never far away
Here’s a game where “I’ve had my eye on this for a while” really does apply
Many A True Thief
Well he is playing as Owl Mafia in Stellaris so I feel this is just a natural progression.
Sounds like a game
Many A True Dumpster...
Many a TT (Say T T quickly)
27:04 Jon runs by a bin while saying he needs somewhere to hide. Perception-1.
i would totally love if someone just stole jons car while he was out thiefing, since he always lets it stand around with an open door lol
arsia i was expecting his battery to be dead when he got back.
The field of view on this game is wild
Such a sweet and intriguing showcase of Jon's ineptitude :D
I don't know what you mean. He was clearly criming
I love the thought of some thief walking around in the middle of a street trying to be as sneaky as possible
Well they had to make the game when house flipper patched an exploit that let you sell everything in someone else's house and now it says "this is not a thief simulator" if you try.
He wants to drive on the wrong side of the road so badly haha
The correct side* I mean who drives on the right side! Aside from most countries but ignore those
4:30 today I learned that with an English accent "pawn shop" and "porn shop" sound exactly the same. Pardon me porn merchant much store credit can I get for this lightly used ketchup
Alternatively, if you've got a fancy enough accent, the porn shop is totally happy to buy your used toasters off you, just because they like talking to you so much and want you to come back.
We dont have "porn shops" in the UK, we have "sex shops" :P
@@Jayfive276 "adult" shops 😂😂
@@Wandering1500 "Mature art"
I prefer 'private art sales for genitalia connoisseurs'
23:40 - You need to steal the entirety of Christmas from the entire neighborhood. So this is Whoville and this guy the Grinch. Got it. lol
Jon's journey from lvl 1 Crook to lvl 100 Mafia Boss
When that guy switched the light on and yelled I had a friggin heart attack
is amazing how easily Jon decides to resort to murder at the second he's spotted
17:10 Sitting here in a dark room, I genuinely was in the moment and jumped, that was intense
Claire...how often does Jon mistake the bath for a toilet???
Everything in this world feels 2/3 scale compared to your guy, right down to the physics. Breaking that picket fence was hilarious. Low draw distance and LoD-flipping in the driving bit is seizure-inducing.
There is no way in the 19 hells that police respond ANYWHERE in the US as fast as they do after you break that window in the game.
There could be a cop in the house getting ready for work and he *STILL* wouldn’t respond that fast
There is now way in the 19 hells that a burglar could rob 5 houses on the same street in less than a week in the US without being shot by one of the tenants. Also, maybe the cops had caught on and were waiting for Jon to pull something considering he broke into 109, 110, 111, 112, and 113 in a row over the span of a couple of days.
Maybe it takes place in California where it's very difficult to buy a gun
b scar I live in California and we aren’t Australia, yet. Even here a quarter of the adult population has at least one gun registered in their name.
Stealing is wrong, but it goes over slightly better in some places if you have a fancy accent.
Speaking of which, Jon pronounces “pawn” in the most hilarious way possible! 😆
It's totally legal if you call it "adventuring" or "DMCA claim"!
And Jon is just really enthusiastic about shafting his neighbours.
Rogue Viper 😨
Camera or Glass cups? I wonder which one is more expensive Jon 🤔
I didn't realize Johnny Sins had fallen into such hard times that he's taken up smashing people's dishes and stealing old tvs for profit
Amazing how "Vinny" always "Sees" where you are and knows everything you are doing..yet Jon doesn't complain about that oversight.
Doing people a favour by stealing Christmas? Are you secretly from a Dr. Seuss story?
The correct time to take down Christmas decorations is when it gets warmer. Cos January is shit at staring at my cuddly Father Christmas and festive rat infested tree in the evenings is probably the best bit about it
I'd like to see this as a mini series with Claire commenting on what Jon is doing, or more so how he is doing it.
I always envisioned house burglary as being like those old nickelodeon contests where the winner gets 60 seconds or so to run thru a toy store knocking as much shit as possible into the cart
**Jon Starts Game**
Lvl. 1 Crook
**Robs House**
Lvl. 10 Hitman
**Sells stolen valuables**
Lvl. 35 Boss
"Thats how Mafia works"
In this game the mafia sends you an exploding box at the end cause you know too much.
Early access n'dat though.
@@TheGrinningViking Sounds like a big ol' teaser of a reputation system and additional game overs.
everyone is mentioning the pawn shop thing but completely ignore him saying ubisoft as "woobisof"
I heard "Yubbasoft"??
"To get through this window legitimately" Not legitimately Jon, not even the slightest bit!
Take a beautiful house and make it empty? See what you did there Jon...
Please make this a series, I think it would be fun watch
Not much thieving going on - the open car was still there at 4.00
He's a little bit wuuuurrrrr, he's a little bit wheeyyyy, he's a geezer. He'll nick anything!
somehow this seems fitting -- "Greed is so destructive. It destroys everything.", Eartha Kitt
I like to think this takes place in the same universe as House Flipper
Jon, I would be ecstatic to see this as a livestream. Also, if such a thing should happen, I'd love to hear your best Delvin Mallory voice.
It's good to know that this game exists to give people practice steeling from us I guess
I've been seen....*tries to murder witness*
"Naff off, pig!" -Jon as a criminal.
This would be a great livestream! Though I would give a disclaimer of don't do this, that way you're covered.
7:33 that's actually more or less how you would actually pick that kind of lock in real life, so it would be difficult for Bethesda to lay solitary claim to that kind of minigame.
damn you jon, i can't begin sleeping in another half an hour
29:48 Son Goku may have something to say about that Jon 😁
Who would buy a teapot on black bay?
This and Undertakers would both make excellent live-streams.
Pls make it a serie jon
Serie, set an alarm for Jon
No god please NO.. This game is horrible and is nothing but the same crap over and over.
Really enjoyed the vid Jon👍
Brilliant description
Definitely a livestream candidate.
Jon be like I'm gonna bring this huge thing and act that this is mine whatever
Jon. Jon, please. We need more. Please, Jon. Do you wish to see me beg?!
just bought this game, downloading now, cant wait to play it.
The car sounds EXACTLY like the tanker from the original GTA.
Another one of Jon's videos that robbed my sleep.
Sleep is for idiots
I really liked this.
I need more of this
If the thieving goes "wrong" does the game turn into "violent home invasion simulator"? Asking for a friend.
When I saw this I thought to myself is, "this is going to be fun"
12:18 if people saw you doing this in real life, they are calling the cops immediately lol, "suspicious activity" is what they would call it
Would love to see some more if this.
That car looks ghetto. I like it.
More, please!
“GET OUT OF THE WAY, I’M CRIMING!”
27:01 Please, Jon. PLEASE.
Now I want Jon to play the Thief games
*"GET OUT OF THE WAY I'M CRIMING"*
This game is just a few tweaks away from being "Hoarder Simulator" - which might make for an awesome game.
That game's already out. It's called Fallout 4.
Just Break the window , hide in a closet in the house, wait till the police leave, then continue robbing the place..
Have you tried playing Grim Fandango? If not for the fun of it (the dialogue lines are some of the funniest ever witnessed in a game), the story, the detailed world-building & atmosphere are enough to "pay" your time.
Search "A Love Letter to Grim Fandango"
here on TH-cam.
As a great game character once said, 'It's showtime!' Better steal their hearts, Jon!
"StealYour Forum"
I love this game aleady
Need more Thief Sim
Oh yes! Been watching Achievement Hunter play this. Dis gon be gud.
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15:49
27:00
30:20
Over there
More please!
I mean I've never robbed a house but is there really a way to buy intel on people who live in the house? Pretty sure this is actually a NSA or FBI simulator.
I mean you would be better off casing the joint before breaking in, checking what time of the day the house is empty and or neighbors go to work, how busy the street is, what is the police response time in that neighborhood..things like that
@TED Bundy Trying to live up to your name I see.
Open your presents on Christmas or Jon will still them on January 6.
Your a mean one mr John
you know Jon there is another great game about stealing and killing things with your true self its one of the highest rated games on ps4 called Persona 5 maybe you could check it out i could buy it for you i mean i got the game 5 times soo why not
You should play more!
Pls. Make this a series
Any chance of a series on this?
9:00 - dude i watched another guy play this game and he's pretty useless at games and he got an A on this... i dunno how you can fail and get an F on pretty much the easiest robbery in the game which is basically set up as a tutorial with no one in the house! you have genius levels of screwing up in games... im truly astounded...
Seriously I'd much rather you steal my TV than break my windows, please just take the stuff, these windows cost thousands 😥😥😥
wow both skyrim and oblivion lockpicking
Plz more of this
Is that a crowbar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
More crimeing please.
would love to see mor!
"Golden goblet, really valuable I feel bead got Matt thinking that $66 is a lot
Try ye good old "fucking move!!" technique.
Some people play Skyrim this way.
When you're just starting out in an elder scrolls game thievery is the easiest way to make money.
when the cops are on your ass You can just hide in your car in the parking space, just dont move.
The thief looks like Cole (?) from Imfamous, the protag.
He looks like an eastern European Bill Burr to me.
STREAAAAM