We use to get people filming the fire station, so we use to invite them in and show them around the wagons or give them a wave as we were in and out, The police are so self power driven it’s pathetic
When the job's purpose is to exert power onto others, you will only find psychopaths who want power over citizens. There is no incentive for a police officer to uphold peoples' rights.
Have to agree. You know I have the utmost respect for fire service personnel as they are professional, and courteous, do a hard and dangerous job, whereas the police are nothing but, as you rightly say power driven. My parents, in the 50's, warned us children to steer clear of the police as they are not nice people. How right they were.
Agreed. Most police constables and their sergeants are pathetic. And that's being polite. I've worked with many and they don't know their arse from their elbow
Id admit to abusing it but more for my own personal amusement... Id soon get bored though as I couldn't be bothered to carry on the act.. I'd be a quick fire power wise. The thing I've learned from myself though,, is that the system has a never ending supply of control freaks,, when one gets bored the system replaces them with another. The system is set up in their image.
Professional liars and scum that then try to take the moral high ground with the public when it suits their egos (when they're not out raping, stealing and abusing rights of course).
"you need to be aware"...they need to be aware that they are there for nothing more than people breaking the law. They seriously need to wind their necks in for innocents, doing innocent activities!
They all should be in the police station like the ambulance and fire station are they are all public servants but different job titles the police are public servants and can only be called out by a man or woman not a camera or see you committing a wrong crime in public but they just can’t drive round wasting taxpayers money
That seems like an excellent way to do things. Just tell everyone to do what you don't really want them to do, and because everyone is so rigidly contrary, they will just do the opposite! "Officer, please infringe on my rights and have an eco trip!" ~ Officer says, "No, Have a nice day!" instead. 🤣
"Why did you report me" "I didn't." I'd say the lie came naturally to her, but you can see how uncomfortable she was at being confronted in such a direct, polite way, as snitches and gossips always are. Not even brave enough to admit she reported him.
Totally destroyed businesses down my street since the parking is permit only and wardens have started to hide then ambush, the LTN cameras were the nail in the coffin though
@@damienrobbie5974 do you really find this funny? I mean its amusing in the school playground as you had mentality of a child then but as adults are you really amused by these playgound antics?
From what I am seeing in your videos @Auditing Britain , many useless jobs given by the government from local to central. England is bleeding money under our eyes, I am annoyed and I don't even live there.
Councils always manage to muster up the funds for their army of ticket revenue officers, but when it comes to things that don’t make them revenue we have to fight tooth and nail with petitions and endless meetings
Odd that they consider it absolutely normal for someone to report someone using a camera just because they want to report it but it is not normal for them for anyone to use a camera just because they want to use a camera. They have to demand reasons for using a camera and know where the footage is going but you can't demand reasons and know the identity of the persons to whom she is reporting.
I love your honesty when talking to G4S! You’re going to ruin it for everybody else 😂😂. You’ve turned everything upside down 😂. Keep safe AB, I want to see more 👍🏻
So lets see Section 1, code of ethics means she has to be honest. He's admitted she "must report you". That means she "must" be a police officer Which means when she says, "I didn't report you", she was lying.
The number of "guards" / "security" personnel who are obviously not UK born is very noticeable. Not that there's anything 'bad' about it but it suggests their employers deliberately employ them. Is it a case of they work under poor conditions or low wages or easily fired?
And will do anything they're told without question as they don't have any understanding of the culture or laws of the land, and seemingly don't want to either.
Here’s the scoop; security guards, cleaners, carers etc. are all the lowest of the low, need no qualifications, the job centre pushes you into them. Naturally immigrants will take these jobs as they are always available, then they can look for something else.
That first bloke is talking to you like he's introducing Playschool (through the oblong window!). Must be posh in Haringey...one enforcement agent per car!
15:33 the disdain she had for you!! Wow! These jobs seem to attract some very horrible people!! The way she looked you up and down as if youre a second rate citizen!!
May get hate for this. But, what point does it go from showcasing his right to film in public to annoying people who are simply trying to do their job/ go about their life. He's gone into the job center and asked them to kick him out for views. These are people on minimum wage, just trying to earn a living and he's just intentionally trying to add stress to their day.
I think that's wrong to say on one of your videos that u want cops to get mad just so u can get more people to watch your videos. that just shows u do this to get cops angry just for views. People can't see that and think you're the hero? LOL
Just an idea…when plod come up to you..try telling them you’re filming them because of the current climate..be good to see the tables turned for a change 😂…keep doing your stuff AB..we love it…and the scaffolder was cool ✌🏻
honestly i have to take my hat off to this man. how he can engage with the pigs in person so often, knowing they might do anything to fuck him up, and come out of it psychologically intact. i cant stand the sight of the slimey bastards. he needs to keep reminding them of their legends such as dave carrick and wayne couzens (and the countless other miscreants hidden in their ranks as I write). good luck mr AB.
They'll sack a few for show, but the so- so's will be let off,as not worth the hassle, this is not a "clearing house", more of a flicking the duster just for show.
Recently found your channel AB. I have binged watched over the last few days and your vids have provided me a lot of happiness while I am going through a difficult period in my life. Thank you sir.
The day is coming soon when AB's videos will just be him walking around filiming Police Stations, Job Centres and Yellow Jackets with no reactions...it's coming 😁
Tell you a funny one. I was, this afternoon, on a railway station, with my dog, and two pigs stood on the platform. I turned to my dog and said, We have two piggies, oink, oink, and the little piggies left the platform.
They need (hyperbolically speaking) to know who burgled my home. But I don't expect them for 1 minute to lift the slightest finger in finding that out. They don't need to know that there's a man with camera filming outside their gates. I do expect them to spend some time finding that out. Disconnect between the police and the public.
Yet another empty jobcenter proving the U.K. has a low unemployment rate with plenty of people in work paying tax helping the economy to boom and avoid the impending economic recession 😂
Don't know if you noticed AB but at 2.53 the young female officer in the police vehicle prepared the ' Right Hand Death Claw ' position in anticipation of attack ! You was lucky there mate ! 😱🤣.
Moaning about him filming with a big sign in the back of the van saying "Recording in progress"😂😂😂
That would be a good reply to the "why are you filming " !
And cctv written on the side of the van…irony is beyond these idiot’s comprehension
Imagine the paranoia that could be done if you carried a clipboard when on audits 😂
You are forgetting one crucial thing, a three piece suit. That would be enough to scare the crap out of anyone
and tick a box and go tut tut tut then look back up at them like ya dad did when you took the big bit of chicken
🙌🏼 yes
"why are you filming?"
"i'm checking that people are photogenic, you just scrape in"
When they get very close, I think its only fair to warn them that they will be remembered by their descendents for the contents of their nostrils.
Scraping the bottom of a sh*t filled barrel
Filming for vampires, if you show up then your not one
James Corden is in everything these days.
😂😂😂😂 good one
I thought he had lost weight!
😂😂😂
I thought it was Mr tumble
was going to say carfool karaoke
Ab is a legend even the scafolders working even new who he was
They just knew he was an auditor, they didn't know he was AB, but they do now :)
Even even
Fuck you're easily impressed
@@daz222 even tho the guy shouted his channel name to him.....
@@BurritoSenor after AB had said his channel name......... yeh :)
We use to get people filming the fire station, so we use to invite them in and show them around the wagons or give them a wave as we were in and out,
The police are so self power driven it’s pathetic
When the job's purpose is to exert power onto others, you will only find psychopaths who want power over citizens.
There is no incentive for a police officer to uphold peoples' rights.
Have to agree. You know I have the utmost respect for fire service personnel as they are professional, and courteous, do a hard and dangerous job, whereas the police are nothing but, as you rightly say power driven. My parents, in the 50's, warned us children to steer clear of the police as they are not nice people. How right they were.
Agreed. Most police constables and their sergeants are pathetic. And that's being polite. I've worked with many and they don't know their arse from their elbow
That's actually so cool, I bet it was awesome
They are afraid, must have a guilty conscience. They are use to invade not to be invaded. Bullies are outraged went they are disturbed.
“If you want to learn someone’s character, give them a little power”
Or none at all and see how they try and create some ?
Id admit to abusing it but more for my own personal amusement... Id soon get bored though as I couldn't be bothered to carry on the act.. I'd be a quick fire power wise. The thing I've learned from myself though,, is that the system has a never ending supply of control freaks,, when one gets bored the system replaces them with another. The system is set up in their image.
i do love it when you asked them to act the fool for the camera. Direct and to the point
No one asked you loner.
This cop said that the woman reported AB, and then the woman lied to AB that she did not report AB!! WHAT A MUPPET!!!
Professional liars and scum that then try to take the moral high ground with the public when it suits their egos (when they're not out raping, stealing and abusing rights of course).
It's the Muppet Show fella, enjoy! 👊🏼
She shouldn't have lied but she didn't want to get involved. It's a waste of time and she's off the clock.
Yeah, she pissed me off as well. Self-righteous, narcissistic, bitch
@@bashdamonkey Off the clock, off the cock
Ultimate recognition when a scaffolder recognises you ❤
"you need to be aware"...they need to be aware that they are there for nothing more than people breaking the law. They seriously need to wind their necks in for innocents, doing innocent activities!
They'll have their necks winded in eventually.
They all should be in the police station like the ambulance and fire station are they are all public servants but different job titles the police are public servants and can only be called out by a man or woman not a camera or see you committing a wrong crime in public but they just can’t drive round wasting taxpayers money
"Just act like fools...tell me to get out."
And then the dummy does just that! I almost choked laughing. The voice makes it work.
I pissed my self when you walked into job centre. "can you react?" 😂😂😂😂
That killed me 😂😂
That seems like an excellent way to do things. Just tell everyone to do what you don't really want them to do, and because everyone is so rigidly contrary, they will just do the opposite! "Officer, please infringe on my rights and have an eco trip!" ~ Officer says, "No, Have a nice day!" instead. 🤣
Don't send me 4 grand? 😉😄
I like your thinking
That was Brea Rabbit’s strategy when he asked Brea Fox not to throw him in the briar bushes
Yeah I was laughing
Hilarious, more of this please AB
Thanks for the pleasure of spitting coffee out of my nose in the job centre AB! 😆☕
That ticket lady is the kind of person who would fight you over the last chip.
By the size of her arse it looks like she won every fight!
"Why did you report me"
"I didn't."
I'd say the lie came naturally to her, but you can see how uncomfortable she was at being confronted in such a direct, polite way, as snitches and gossips always are. Not even brave enough to admit she reported him.
A lying copper, what a surprise 🐽
You can tell that she's a disgusting lying cow.
Just think if she can lie about that what else does she lie about whilst on duty,police reports etc she needs sacking
Yes that lie just flowed out naturally,
Imagine in court if the case wasn’t going her way.
Yeahhhh
Reverse psychology. First time I’ve seen an auditor do it. Unique as always AB!
And the whole ‘give me a reaction’ thing was brilliant 😂
It does make them aware what is going on, although there are some thickies that might not get the memo, it's quite comical.
There is an auditor that has a degree in psychology and I can't remember his name!!!
@@pureChem1calzpower to the prole...
It generally only works with small children, or police officers 😅
@@DMC888 yep, up to age 11-ish or full grown police officers 😂
Councils are always underfunded but have time to ticket cars and make life awkward for businesses
Turned into revenue raiser's. Profit making companies on dun and bradstreet..
Totally destroyed businesses down my street since the parking is permit only and wardens have started to hide then ambush, the LTN cameras were the nail in the coffin though
@@abrut6564 we own the roads..
That was so funny at job center.. I love you AB, all the respect to you
The Vaping Officer is only about 1ft tall! 😂
Vaping stunts your growth
Did you mean 1ft short?
Gimli killed nearly as many as legolas
Very interesting angle on auditing !!! People just don't know how to react...Well played AB 😂
Can you guys give me your reaction lol 😅 I spat my coffee out when you said that 😂🇬🇧
Shout to the construction worker !👷
"I want a reaction, just act like fools" 🤣😂😆
What sets you apart from the rest is how funny you are, always putting a smile on my face. Well done AB.
Funny or embarrassingly childish?
@@tomlong81 A good sense of humor.
@@damienrobbie5974 do you really find this funny? I mean its amusing in the school playground as you had mentality of a child then but as adults are you really amused by these playgound antics?
@@tomlong81 yes, I’m amused by this 😂🎉
Get a life
From what I am seeing in your videos @Auditing Britain , many useless jobs given by the government from local to central. England is bleeding money under our eyes, I am annoyed and I don't even live there.
So auditing is over as a thing. Righteous indignation on the part of those being videod has been replaced with rudeness. Game over.
Councils always manage to muster up the funds for their army of ticket revenue officers, but when it comes to things that don’t make them revenue we have to fight tooth and nail with petitions and endless meetings
Loved that clip with the builder guy cheering you on at 5:26.
It's actually THE LAW in Britain that you have to employ Nigerian security guards.
Who told you they were Nigerian?
Odd that they consider it absolutely normal for someone to report someone using a camera just because they want to report it but it is not normal for them for anyone to use a camera just because they want to use a camera. They have to demand reasons for using a camera and know where the footage is going but you can't demand reasons and know the identity of the persons to whom she is reporting.
It's ABsolutely insane.
Welcome to the n.w.o.
@@verbalkint1770 I see what you did there. LOL
Rules are different around the end use. If you are filming to make money you need to comply to certain laws but if not then you don't.
Sheeple think that a camera is a regulated device so only those with authority or those under orders from a boss can use one.
I love your honesty when talking to G4S! You’re going to ruin it for everybody else 😂😂. You’ve turned everything upside down 😂. Keep safe AB, I want to see more 👍🏻
The absolute state of them.
Sweet baby jebus. 😂
So lets see Section 1, code of ethics means she has to be honest.
He's admitted she "must report you". That means she "must" be a police officer
Which means when she says, "I didn't report you", she was lying.
Another loser, in society, a total loser
The number of "guards" / "security" personnel who are obviously not UK born is very noticeable. Not that there's anything 'bad' about it but it suggests their employers deliberately employ them. Is it a case of they work under poor conditions or low wages or easily fired?
And will do anything they're told without question as they don't have any understanding of the culture or laws of the land, and seemingly don't want to either.
There's plenty bad with it.
Here’s the scoop; security guards, cleaners, carers etc. are all the lowest of the low, need no qualifications, the job centre pushes you into them. Naturally immigrants will take these jobs as they are always available, then they can look for something else.
Your tone when you said "Just tell me to get out" cured my depression 😂😂😂 hilarious.
That first bloke is talking to you like he's introducing Playschool (through the oblong window!). Must be posh in Haringey...one enforcement agent per car!
The public never fail to entertain, the gift that keeps on giving 😂
15:33 the disdain she had for you!! Wow! These jobs seem to attract some very horrible people!!
The way she looked you up and down as if youre a second rate citizen!!
That warden looked you up and down like a lump of dog shit.. TWICE! I pissed myself laughing 😂😂😂
There’s always an off duty busy body copper running about with nothing else to do except cause trouble
Always BIG RESPECT 👍🏻😊👊🏻💚🔥🔥💨
thats the one requirement of a woman police officer ,,,,,BEEN A LAIR,,,,,( i didn't report you, its on film)
What is this world coming to when you can't even get a proper reaction from the servants. 😂🤣😂
May get hate for this. But, what point does it go from showcasing his right to film in public to annoying people who are simply trying to do their job/ go about their life.
He's gone into the job center and asked them to kick him out for views. These are people on minimum wage, just trying to earn a living and he's just intentionally trying to add stress to their day.
I think that's wrong to say on one of your videos that u want cops to get mad just so u can get more people to watch your videos.
that just shows u do this to get cops angry just for views.
People can't see that and think you're the hero?
LOL
Your not understanding the point he is trying to make.
Cops should be able to control their emotions and not get angry, if they do they are not fit for the job,people should not act on emotions
How many council employees needed for that task?
Haha you crack me up! " i got no reaction from the police so can you act like fools and tell me to get out" 😂😂😂😂
What a liar and coward that first woman was. Stir up trouble and walk away...typical.
Do they get training for the contemptuous stare?
First question they get at the initial interview. Then you have have to get a suitable fail rate on basic law in the multiple choice 😂
Big smiles back to the guy on the scaffolding. 😁
Just an idea…when plod come up to you..try telling them you’re filming them because of the current climate..be good to see the tables turned for a change 😂…keep doing your stuff AB..we love it…and the scaffolder was cool ✌🏻
excellent idea
Bring your mute daughter to work day came around fast again this year
2:14 James Corden now works for the MET police
Another weapon for A.B.
Physiological Warfare
Good One
👍🏿99 👎🏿 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
the pc in the van i thought for a minute was mr tumble doing a side job he even had his voice mannerism lmao 🤣😂🤣
10 people for a parking lot which has 15 vehicles. British efficiency eh
"Act like fools""Just tell me to get out" I laughed so loud woke my 10 months baby up.
You didn’t big him up for having his SIA licence on show 😂
13:37 “tikkit him man” 😂😂😂😂 killed me
"YAWN".. AB's videos get more boring every time, no content at all.. Watch the American 'Cop Watcher' ones instead.
Kind of forced
2:19 - I know James Cordon has fallen from grace recently but becoming a police officer isn’t going to help him gain any respect back 😂
An absolute masterclass, and hilarious, reverse phycology montage.
I have watched a lot of AB videos and so many people in England speak with a foreign accent and they all seem to work for the government
And ?
It's shit jobs that nobody wants to do, at least they're working , not taking your tax money sitting at home
So she’s rung up to tell people that there’s someone performing a legal activity outside the building and , apparently , that’s her job.
Another one full of shit, one who needs sectioning
"She's letting our office know you are out here filming"......would that be in public by any chance?......
🖐✌
And then blatantly lie about it after “I didn’t report you”. Typical
"Why are you here filming? - Just filming. - For what reason? - To film." I laughed so hard at that comeback! 🤣😂
AB you are the absolute best. We need more blue badge checkers on the streets 😂
How many Council employees does it take to check a Parked Car??? 🇬🇧🇮🇱🇬🇧😂
honestly i have to take my hat off to this man. how he can engage with the pigs in person so often, knowing they might do anything to fuck him up, and come out of it psychologically intact. i cant stand the sight of the slimey bastards. he needs to keep reminding them of their legends such as dave carrick and wayne couzens (and the countless other miscreants hidden in their ranks as I write). good luck mr AB.
They'll sack a few for show, but the so- so's will be let off,as not worth the hassle, this is not a "clearing house", more of a flicking the duster just for show.
Recently found your channel AB. I have binged watched over the last few days and your vids have provided me a lot of happiness while I am going through a difficult period in my life. Thank you sir.
If you want a reaction you don't get one and if you don't want a reaction..........😂
OMG!!!! @ 02:13 James Cordon works for the police! who knew??
The day is coming soon when AB's videos will just be him walking around filiming Police Stations, Job Centres and Yellow Jackets with no reactions...it's coming 😁
Nah, we're never going to run out of jobs worth bumpkins, never fear!😅
I reckon he'll evolve to fit the new environment somehow.
Tell you a funny one. I was, this afternoon, on a railway station, with my dog, and two pigs stood on the platform. I turned to my dog and said, We have two piggies, oink, oink, and the little piggies left the platform.
It's a dying profession sadly...
Nah there are Darren's and Karen's breeding daily.
Is there any UK residents in employment without European twang in their voice ?
How many people does the council need to give a ticket ? 9 ridiculous 😂
Watch AB... pretty soon you're going to have the police queuing for your autograph instead of hassling you 😅
Yo , Ab 👍🏼
Sorry I can no longer support this channel, honestly gone from the best most sincere auditor in the UK to now just looking for bites.
Sad times
I can't stop laughing at the bit in the job center. AB actually asking for a reaction, just act like fools......... Classic
stick an old ticket envelope to your dashboard somehow it stops you getting a ticket
They need (hyperbolically speaking) to know who burgled my home. But I don't expect them for 1 minute to lift the slightest finger in finding that out.
They don't need to know that there's a man with camera filming outside their gates. I do expect them to spend some time finding that out.
Disconnect between the police and the public.
The sheer contrast to the M.O.D. police's behaviour in PTTP's upload of yesterday.. at a nuclear works site.. telling isn't it!?
7:17 HAHAHAHA just act like fools lol
Asking the Job Centre security for a reaction was hilarious.
Also was it Koleeberks that was the auditor that u thought might've been at that station previously?
"Just act like fools" 😂 ... And action 🎬📷 .. No takers? 🤔
The worrying thing it’s all foreign workers where’s the English workers 🤷🏻
Yo! from Canada!!!!
You get so near to Scotland then bottle it and go back south definitely you can't be auditing Britain just auditing England 😮
Always funny to watch great vid ab😊😊
AB-wan kenobi throwing Jedi mind tricks
Just act like fools, 😂 If you never said about the reaction part she would of continued. Brillant AB. Lol AB if looks could kill.
Yet another empty jobcenter proving the U.K. has a low unemployment rate with plenty of people in work paying tax helping the economy to boom and avoid the impending economic recession 😂
You can tell how much they soooooo want to arrest you AB.
Looking for reactions is very poor an intimidating. AB you are better than that.
Don't know if you noticed AB but at 2.53 the young female officer in the police vehicle prepared the ' Right Hand Death Claw ' position in anticipation of attack ! You was lucky there mate ! 😱🤣.
😂
'Just act like fools'. So funny.
it musta been bring your child to work day ? no way that was more than 16yrs on the passenger seat ?
That Recording in progress ' inside the van haha