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  • Angela has her baby and Dwight is convinced he is the father...
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  • @akshitgupta1161
    @akshitgupta1161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29891

    " Cancel the circumcision" - because as the tradition goes, Schrute babies perform their own circumcision.

    • @WikiTay
      @WikiTay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1489

      Pat Terson holy shit are you ok? lmfao shut the fuck up

    • @Falloutglitch
      @Falloutglitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1204

      @@Tanzles The reason why it eliminates those risks is because the body part is not there anymore. That would be like saying eliminating breasts reduces breast cancer and makes it easier to clean your chest. Do some more in depth research please, because there are no benefits.

    • @kennysboat4432
      @kennysboat4432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      @@Tanzles no std or cancer is preventable by any surgical procedure to the penis.

    • @lumi2572
      @lumi2572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

      *Jesus christ, no one honestly gives TWO SHITS if your penis got uncircumcised or not, or how b a d it is. Just watch the god fucking video.*

    • @ultra-chad4951
      @ultra-chad4951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      @@Tanzles if you can't clean your penis because it has foreskin then that sounds like a separate issue. Also, no medical proof that removal would do anything to prevent an std, only condoms would help

  • @200cc9
    @200cc9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18377

    Dwight makes “Schrute” sound like a title more than a last name LMAO

    • @skogli8268
      @skogli8268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      200cc schrrrrrrute😂

    • @fixafix69
      @fixafix69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      My family do that too. It's kinda cool to be honest, especially if you're the older first male born

    • @angiecho9234
      @angiecho9234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Because it’s true

    • @user-mq8bt9iw3d
      @user-mq8bt9iw3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@fixafix69 You can just feel the power surging in your veins as soon as the word comes out your mouth.

    • @syedazeen1260
      @syedazeen1260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      it’s like “philip from the house of schrute”

  • @catgirl3259
    @catgirl3259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18621

    "You didn't hear it from me"
    "Yes I did"
    *I love dwight*

    • @nico-bq3mx
      @nico-bq3mx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      cat girl Same

    • @DirtCheapFU
      @DirtCheapFU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I used that line at work all the time but it doesnt stop the same people telling you secrets...

    • @thanos9530
      @thanos9530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you for loving me

    • @harmanndhiman9492
      @harmanndhiman9492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha he a savage

    • @harmanndhiman9492
      @harmanndhiman9492 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thanos9530 r u Dwight k shrute?

  • @swordfireguy5869
    @swordfireguy5869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4757

    Dwight is such a gentleman.
    “I promised not to tell.”
    “Then don’t.”

    • @JP-rf8rr
      @JP-rf8rr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Oscar tells him anyway.

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Oscar WAS always one for drama even if he didnt like to admit it

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It was not about being a gentleman but rather more about keeping one's word and not caring enough about some ''gossip'' (as he didn't know yet what that was all about)

    • @tigerjewelz2148
      @tigerjewelz2148 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      "You didn't hear it from me"
      "Yes I did"
      Lol

    • @janedoll3237
      @janedoll3237 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wish more characters were written that way

  •  8 ปีที่แล้ว +16104

    "The only premature baby in this room in the baby this baby ate" XD

    • @naiaraalbino3682
      @naiaraalbino3682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      *his face when he says it*

    • @pratiksaha8879
      @pratiksaha8879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Lil kevin

    • @catgirl3259
      @catgirl3259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Chuckles "little kevin"

    • @MelancoliaI
      @MelancoliaI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@catgirl3259 Is this supposed to imply that Kevin ate a baby?!

    • @michelangelo3911
      @michelangelo3911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      In the future, he will have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

  • @keirstynkat
    @keirstynkat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8933

    I love how Dwight pushes open the doors, confident as heck knowing he is a father. It just warms my heart to know that Dwight has always wanted to be a father.

    • @cherylhulting1301
      @cherylhulting1301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      Dwight wanted to be a father from the first season. Even while sizing up the "Purse Girl," he excused his staring at her breasts as hoping his wife would have large breasts. "Not for me but for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies." 😅😊😨

    • @9yearsago844
      @9yearsago844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@cherylhulting1301 I forgot about that scene typical Dwight 😂😂😂😂 crazy as hell

    • @mattslupek7988
      @mattslupek7988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      THE HAY KING!!

    • @UsmanArshad-qv5nt
      @UsmanArshad-qv5nt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You don't need to love; you need to stop being over😂

    • @Itsant33
      @Itsant33 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's cradled a gourd before

  • @counterclockwiseemu8447
    @counterclockwiseemu8447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3254

    I love how they always referred to him as “The Senator” like he doesn’t even have a name

    • @Extinctanimals22
      @Extinctanimals22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Does anyone ever remember his name?

    • @evathespeaker9537
      @evathespeaker9537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Extinctanimals22 Robert

    • @mattslupek7988
      @mattslupek7988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      State senator

    • @mattslupek7988
      @mattslupek7988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What I never understood is that if she’s married to a state senator, why is she in Scranton and not Harrisburg?

    • @lafayette2957
      @lafayette2957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@mattslupek7988 state senators don’t necessarily live in the state capital. The two actual senators do tho

  • @jamesdsouza8783
    @jamesdsouza8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3908

    Also Angela to Pam: "You know, a baby conceived out of wedlock is still a bastard" 😂😂

    • @arielbanks5557
      @arielbanks5557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      Look at her now 🤣🤣🤣 at least Pam was with the same dude before and after she got married

    • @CaLypSO4456
      @CaLypSO4456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Hypocrite

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Perhaps i should explain it again as she was willing to.

    • @edggarsaell8739
      @edggarsaell8739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      is that Dwight and Angela had already married xDDDDDD

    • @amyvelvet
      @amyvelvet ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How the turntables…

  • @NYCGemini2000
    @NYCGemini2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19241

    Angela throws the most shade but she's been with multiple guys during the show. Andy, Dwight, and the senator lol.

    • @mattbryan1099
      @mattbryan1099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +754

      Pam has been with more. Roy, Jim, Derek, that artist guy, and Jim again.

    • @gracea9476
      @gracea9476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +518

      Taurean Simmons STATE senator

    • @Crabcore1
      @Crabcore1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1156

      And she Cheated on all of them. What a hypocrite. I like her.

    • @shren1571
      @shren1571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +923

      She never slept with Derek or the artist guy. So just Jim and Roy

    • @vanessam.v2779
      @vanessam.v2779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@joshtheld she cracks me up!! love her

  • @jeffzzzz1955
    @jeffzzzz1955 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3244

    "You will lead millions. Willingly, or as slaves"
    Hahahah i am sooo done😂😂😂

    • @kaylabattle9532
      @kaylabattle9532 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s hilarious and horrifying at the same time😀

    • @AL_Neri2
      @AL_Neri2 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      austrian painter laughing in joo heaven

  • @RebelleGameOfficial
    @RebelleGameOfficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23869

    Beautiful first words from father to son.

    • @smolcan4984
      @smolcan4984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +647

      It will lead millions !

    • @ragerenegade
      @ragerenegade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +568

      @@smolcan4984 willingly or................ As SLAVES!!!!!

    • @MurdochMMQCR
      @MurdochMMQCR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It says verified but ive never heard of you.

    • @ragerenegade
      @ragerenegade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@MurdochMMQCR yeah cuz you're such a genius you have heard about every verified person ever

    • @ismaelnazario6402
      @ismaelnazario6402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ragerenegade ok white knight calm down

  • @maclippy713
    @maclippy713 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6253

    'Little Kevin' 😂😂😂

  • @thekeeperofpromise
    @thekeeperofpromise 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4485

    Anybody notice Oscar whisper "I knew it" after Angela confesses?

    • @jmp868
      @jmp868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      thekeeperofpromise what time in the video?

    • @marthamendoza8465
      @marthamendoza8465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      0:25

    • @DeserieDrew
      @DeserieDrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Cause he's a numbers guy

    • @osmel8780
      @osmel8780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Let’s be honest. He was eyeing the senator. That’s why he told Dwight

  • @caitlynventura764
    @caitlynventura764 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14318

    AND THEN I KISSED YOU WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND WATERFALLS 😂

    • @goldensperm7182
      @goldensperm7182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Haha! Gotta leave a comment for you to see that you got this much likes 😂

    • @peacefulliving5703
      @peacefulliving5703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I love that line😂

    • @charfree6888
      @charfree6888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey did u know u got many likes?

    • @caitlynventura764
      @caitlynventura764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      char free yo oh my gosh I forgot completely about this lmao thank you

    • @Funkyk2
      @Funkyk2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That better be in many vows of marriage and proposals!

  • @sergiocarniel
    @sergiocarniel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1786

    2:28 I lost it when Dwight looked at the camera nodded his head

    • @MrEAus
      @MrEAus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Also, Kevin cheekily grinning to the camera at 0:45..!

    • @mackenziedevincent674
      @mackenziedevincent674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too

    • @gabyjuen
      @gabyjuen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He always acts as he's the protagonist of an action movie. I love it.

  • @matt32591
    @matt32591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6353

    At 3:04, you can tell Angela is trying to hide a smile when she sees Dwight hold Phillip for the first time

    • @bartholomew5101
      @bartholomew5101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      Well spotted sir

    • @delusionalnoodles
      @delusionalnoodles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      I think that was the actor, I don’t think it was part of the script lol

    • @maturelydisapointingmember2699
      @maturelydisapointingmember2699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +496

      @@delusionalnoodles yeah but still..its basically a natural instinct to smile when the father of your baby holds your child..so as improv it works

    • @SirFaceFone
      @SirFaceFone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I think she was smiling at the senator.

    • @rgkong8783
      @rgkong8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      matt32591 didn’t even notice that...

  • @durendalhuynh
    @durendalhuynh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8014

    Roses are red
    The ocean has waves
    You will lead millions...
    willingly or as slaves

  • @abails2142
    @abails2142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8808

    Willingly or as slaves😂

    • @yvonnemariane2265
      @yvonnemariane2265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Judaism, literally.

    • @cherish3125
      @cherish3125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @rustyshackelford3590
      @rustyshackelford3590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yvonnemariane2265 what does that have to do with Judaism?

    • @kahvikuppi9749
      @kahvikuppi9749 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rustyshackelford3590 Yvonne is a Nazi. Don't mind her

    • @thedeliveryboy1123
      @thedeliveryboy1123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      p sure Yvonne's joke was about Moses

  • @GwendolynJohn
    @GwendolynJohn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    “That baby is a shrute and unless someone taught Mose sex that baby is mine. I love the office

  • @BerdFly
    @BerdFly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2492

    "she'll make you cut ur fingernails. Not worth iiiittt"
    Eren is my fav

    • @TheModernDespot
      @TheModernDespot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Came to the comments hoping someone else noticed this line. There are so many good lines this clip, that this one gets lost.

    • @its_aj957
      @its_aj957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She annoyed tf outa me😂

    • @Androssi709
      @Androssi709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Tatakae

    • @BritM
      @BritM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PUFFIZER Also decided to become a woman

    • @testtest-vz8oj
      @testtest-vz8oj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Eren yeager

  • @ashleyaltidor23
    @ashleyaltidor23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1690

    Dwight always knew it was his 😃

  • @patrickjdrahman
    @patrickjdrahman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    I love how the HUSBAND leaves the room when she's gonna nurse him but Dwight stays in there XD and when the senator comes back in and Dwights just casually right there

  • @elishaso
    @elishaso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    "I kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls" was surprisingly romantic

  • @xoxoskittles06
    @xoxoskittles06 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2903

    i kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls XD amazing line !!

    • @jmp868
      @jmp868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ricki R ❤️💚💛

  • @nataliewaters7415
    @nataliewaters7415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    "...And there was way too much wine in my chicken piccata..."
    Says the vegetarian.

    • @nevermore99x30
      @nevermore99x30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Omg I can't believe I didn't catch that!

    • @cyberhexxcin
      @cyberhexxcin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      She's a woman of many contradictions

    • @AsYourCruiseDirector
      @AsYourCruiseDirector 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      And for the record, it was chicken marsala.

    • @justadjustor8993
      @justadjustor8993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@AsYourCruiseDirector "Right 🙄" 😄

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Not to mention, most of the alcohol cooks off. It's really hard to get drunk off a wine based sauce.

  • @a-a-ron6245
    @a-a-ron6245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Dwight: I know what Angela and the Senator look like. I can mash that in my head right now.
    Dwight:**disgustingly gestures**

    • @iamaqween5156
      @iamaqween5156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A-A-Ron GO TO OSHAG HENNESSY’S OFFICE!

    • @justintime3656
      @justintime3656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pardon me.
      Are you A-A-Ron Burr, sir?

  • @TheRetardedbackpack
    @TheRetardedbackpack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    I love how angela and oscar went from most hated rivals to best friends.

  • @aliceroxcullen98
    @aliceroxcullen98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19933

    I don't even watch the office but somehow i fell down the blackhole of the office youtube clips
    Edit: Damn guys wow thanks. Funnily enough I've since finished the entire series and loved it 😂🙋🏽‍♀️

    • @titan1853
      @titan1853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      hanarnie:') WATCH IT!

    • @SunnyxShadows
      @SunnyxShadows 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      hahaha me too. i want to watch it now. wish i had the dvds.

    • @YingofDarkness
      @YingofDarkness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same!

    • @kevinfager.
      @kevinfager. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Awww. I envy you. For I will never again know the joy of first discovering the office.

    • @ManatedMan
      @ManatedMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      It's on Netflix!
      Binge! Binge!

  • @CarnivorousCowMan
    @CarnivorousCowMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    i love how with a lot of these scenes you can see how much fun the actor is having beneath the expression they're acting out. the office is legendary man, nobody could keep a straight face.

    • @mikerabbit9789
      @mikerabbit9789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yours is probably the only comment that's not about circumcision or just a quote from the video

    • @gigi-gc8gu
      @gigi-gc8gu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s the funniest part

    • @ES11777
      @ES11777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you watch the bloopers the actors had a lot of fun during filming

  • @CarolinaMartinez-oj8nw
    @CarolinaMartinez-oj8nw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    I love how the senator just left Dwight alone with his wife while she breastfed the baby

    • @razkable
      @razkable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      hes not that naive..he know that ain't his baby

    • @CarolinaMartinez-oj8nw
      @CarolinaMartinez-oj8nw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@razkable true lol

    • @Daboss-kq3jm
      @Daboss-kq3jm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@razkable he was secretly gay after all

    • @veeeeerrrrraaaaaaaa5624
      @veeeeerrrrraaaaaaaa5624 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Daboss-kq3jm yeahhh boobs probably gross him out 😂😂

    • @IBeMelissa
      @IBeMelissa ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Daboss-kq3jm He was gay AND knew the kid wasn't his lmao

  • @DMWilhelm
    @DMWilhelm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    As possible as it is that Oscar's just a bit of a gossip queen, I love the idea that he was really looking out for Dwight here. He can be condescending, smug, and likes to indulge in some drama here and there, but he's a good friend, an empathetic person, and it makes sense that he'd think Dwight had a right to meet his son. Easily one of the most underrated characters on the show, and it's great that he becomes Phillip's godfather at the end of the series.

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I missed that the first time I watched the show. I wonder if when he first saw the baby, Oscar knew it was Dwights.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mechengr1731 He didn't ''know'' anything, he just saw that the baby was NOT premature, figured the math and started having suspicions

  • @blakefrancis56
    @blakefrancis56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    "I promised I wouldn't tell"
    "So don't "
    *tells*

  • @skymartinez7726
    @skymartinez7726 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    3:02-3:08 😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing the way Dwight is comparing the baby.

  • @kaanucar22
    @kaanucar22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    "Cancel the circumcision!" I think he said that, because in one episode he said he had done his own circumcision. Because of the fact that the baby was a Schrute, he would make him do his own circumcision.

    • @SeerofPeace
      @SeerofPeace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kaan Uçar lmfao

    • @ovs4744
      @ovs4744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ernest BR hardly anyone in Germany is circumcised

    • @jonahs92
      @jonahs92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Ewww, male genital mutilation

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jonah S bruh

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loyal Royalty it’s not tho

  • @Epic11705
    @Epic11705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    1:52
    I love how Dwight has those moments when he treats life as a movie, like that time he asked Angela to have a baby with him by asking her “bare my child”.

  • @Milfsted
    @Milfsted 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4587

    I wish Dwight was my Dad

    • @spiderboy-db5us
      @spiderboy-db5us 6 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      Milfsted do you really wish that? Be careful with the choice of words you used

    • @tara303
      @tara303 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      really?

    • @Raw_naq
      @Raw_naq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      me too.

    • @wndrwmn72a44
      @wndrwmn72a44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Milfsted He'll make you grow beets and cut meat off the horse's to make 6 hamburgers or 12 sliders!

    • @Arab_monkey
      @Arab_monkey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      WndrWmn72 A wouldn’t sound that bad if you ask me in survival situation

  • @kianoakley4522
    @kianoakley4522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "you didn't hear it from me"
    "Yes I did"
    Dwight is literally me 😂

  • @CJihoo
    @CJihoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I loved how this one thing took Dwight out of his destructive phase and focus totally on his love life and future stability. Becoming a father completely changed him.

    • @silverbat5873
      @silverbat5873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love this about his character

  • @josecastroramos8241
    @josecastroramos8241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    1:45 "Oh. What a beautiful child. Prominent forehead, short arms, tiny nose."

  • @TalkAsSoftAsChalk
    @TalkAsSoftAsChalk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "Tiny nose" 😂😂😂😂

  • @drwatson221b
    @drwatson221b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "And then I kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls"
    Dwight is no less when it comes to true romance.

  • @Phalguni777
    @Phalguni777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    2:04 he was about to lose it lmao

  • @GhostofRhurValley
    @GhostofRhurValley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    Then I kissed you with the force of a thousand water falls .

    • @lucifuge927
      @lucifuge927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Good line to use in the future lol

    • @ES11777
      @ES11777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dwight the poet lol

  • @HeraAndHyde
    @HeraAndHyde ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I love how Dwight goes to his son without hesitation after hearing from Oscar. The Father instinct kicked in really fast😊

  • @someone._.
    @someone._. ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I'm still not over Oscar saying: "The only premature baby in this room is the baby this baby ate" I mean huequicb I just can't

  • @mccoyyoung4806
    @mccoyyoung4806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I love how Dwight looks at the camera when Angela denies they were together a month before the wedding 😂

  • @3fammy
    @3fammy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:09 🤣🤣 the way he walk tho

  • @keirstynkat
    @keirstynkat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I knew the baby was a Schrute from the beginning. Even when Angela said the DNA test proved it wasn't, I knew she was lying. A nose that small has to be from a Schrute.

  • @happymcdull-4209
    @happymcdull-4209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    “Who are you?”
    “I just might be his father”
    “I don’t know what that means”
    ......what? How do you not understand words?

    • @CS-yg7bp
      @CS-yg7bp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Gallus-gallus
      @Gallus-gallus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She only knows circumcisions.

    • @444haluk
      @444haluk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Might be"

    • @arielbanks5557
      @arielbanks5557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's the same dumb lady from Parks and Recreation

  • @Noah-yx1uj
    @Noah-yx1uj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:58 that baby is a SCHRUTE

  • @troupemember14
    @troupemember14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "That baby looks just like me"
    "Every baby looks just like you, your face kinda looks like a baby"
    Damn Angela ok😂😂😂

    • @razkable
      @razkable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      she was mad at him at this time in denial

  • @reginvfvlvnge
    @reginvfvlvnge 8 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    1:22
    that moment when you realize , you are dad XD

  • @kenitriasymone5030
    @kenitriasymone5030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    It's amazing how he always knew , that was his child 😍

    • @SuperSimmerGal
      @SuperSimmerGal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which is exactly why I highly doubt Astrid was actually Michael's. Considering how badly HE wanted to be a father, I think he would have known in his heart as well (instead of feeling no connection).

  • @kkirlin07
    @kkirlin07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:04 u have to catch that little detail of Dwights face after that sentence man, it’s epic

  • @quroncoop914
    @quroncoop914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “You didn’t hear it from me..!”
    “Yes I did”

  • @DJfractalflight
    @DJfractalflight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    2:14 - Wow, look at Dwight claim his territory with a fierce curtain pull!

  • @junjun-xl5lf
    @junjun-xl5lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    God I really love this show, Dwight's face when he is certain that it's his baby Hahaha

  • @joaquintaylor9993
    @joaquintaylor9993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "I promised not to tell"
    "So don't"

  • @James-May
    @James-May 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love how Oscar told Dwight that he shouldn't tell, and Dwight willingly complied by saying "So don't", but Oscar says it anyway.

  • @victoriahuynh
    @victoriahuynh ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “And then I kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls.”
    ahhahahahhaha

  • @adrianw.8700
    @adrianw.8700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “Cancel the circumcision!" So Shrute and so wise :)

  • @ricardososa5190
    @ricardososa5190 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "you will lead millions"....

    • @keknov5555
      @keknov5555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Willingly or as slaves!”

  • @willymayshays
    @willymayshays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The best part of this scene was Kevin saying “I got little Kevin Call Of Duty”

  • @tojo4
    @tojo4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "I kissed you with the force of 1000 waterfalls" -- Dwight the Poet

  • @shailrajthakur590
    @shailrajthakur590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Can’t help but imagine how Dwight Jr would turn out to be. I mean Dwight and Angela’s by-product has to have a spinoff for sure. :D

  • @danielcheng769
    @danielcheng769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That baby's face when Dwight whispered "willingly or as slaves" XD

  • @carol-cb5oo
    @carol-cb5oo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "you didn't hear that from me"
    "yes i did"
    *the best character ever*

  • @afgpielover
    @afgpielover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I kissed you with a force of a thousand waterfalls"
    Bruh what?! 🤣🤣

  • @Sheccid_Banuelos
    @Sheccid_Banuelos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “I promised I wouldn’t tell”
    “So don’t “

  • @davidkropinak6261
    @davidkropinak6261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Wait a minute. Isn't Angela vegetarian in the earlier seasons. How'd she eat that chicken marsala?

  • @larasims2973
    @larasims2973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “All babies look like you, you’re face kind if looks like a baby” lmao I can’tttt 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @cheesecake134
    @cheesecake134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "We had just seen Thor and there was WAY too much wine in my chicken piccata."

  • @Gandalf914
    @Gandalf914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That strut Dwight has when he walks out of the room 😂😂😂

  • @AbhishekJ89
    @AbhishekJ89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Senator and I wanted to wait, but we had just seen Thor".... Can't stop laughing at that

    • @199NickYT
      @199NickYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was that foreshadowing at this point? I can't remember. Great throwaway line that's easily missed.

  • @benhur6211
    @benhur6211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    50% of this comment section is circumcision related and 50% are quotes from the clip.

    • @Moozy-Fruit
      @Moozy-Fruit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ben Hur, and 1% is people keeping track of the percentile of the comment section. Thats including me.....

    • @adamstryzlakyr2720
      @adamstryzlakyr2720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pat Terson it’s their choice

    • @michaelmccarthy4615
      @michaelmccarthy4615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2% of the comments have the force of 1000 waterfalls.

    • @allaussietraveller9879
      @allaussietraveller9879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jentucky Fried Chicken it's their choice to mutilate their infant son who does not have a choice... your logic is flawed.

    • @jonahs92
      @jonahs92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adamstryzlakyr2720 No, it's not.

  • @arbales7896
    @arbales7896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "You didnt hear it from me!"
    "Yes I did!"

  • @user-vi1tb8sy1c
    @user-vi1tb8sy1c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    Angela: There was way too much wine on my chicken piccata
    *She’s a vegetarian*
    How did no one notice?

    • @motherofpea4rll
      @motherofpea4rll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Because angela is only something when it draws attention to her

    • @hschsc1300
      @hschsc1300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Angela is the office mattress.

    • @jimhalpert9803
      @jimhalpert9803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bruh she referenced eating meat even before this episode like 2 times. She probably stopped being a vegetarian

    • @Icebluegel11
      @Icebluegel11 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She was lying maybe there’s no veggie dish that has wine in it

    • @karinaroman4896
      @karinaroman4896 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oscar did.

  • @MrSufHu
    @MrSufHu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Angela nearly broke out of her character at 2:46. Look at that little smirk

  • @infinitygamer3829
    @infinitygamer3829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “You see that baby in there? Cancel it’s circumcism.” 🤦🏼‍♂️ 😂

    • @ikarumizu
      @ikarumizu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its

    • @alikazerani
      @alikazerani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ikarumizu At least correct both errors. :p

  • @moazfareed1409
    @moazfareed1409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:29 the worst thing you wanna hear after telling a secret!

  • @kingslayer5911
    @kingslayer5911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "You will lead millions, willingly or as slaves " 😂😂
    I love Dwight

  • @SMP2390
    @SMP2390 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Angela literally enjoyed the fact the Dwight knew you saw how she cracked a smile when he held him

  • @YouSoCouldHaveGotMe
    @YouSoCouldHaveGotMe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The reason Dwight is the best character on the Office:
    Oscar: You didn’t hear it from me
    Dwight: yes I did

  • @masego3152
    @masego3152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "That baby is a Shrute!" 🤣 Dwight definitely made this show!😂

  • @jennawhitaker1434
    @jennawhitaker1434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “..unless someone taught Mose sex..”

  • @23fiftin82
    @23fiftin82 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    " Lil' Kevin "
    Lol I died 😂 😂

  • @anthonyescobar3056
    @anthonyescobar3056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “You didn’t hear it from me”
    “Yes I did”

  • @ericmueser6950
    @ericmueser6950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I promised I wouldn't tell,"
    "So don't,"
    Wholesome. Dwight discouraging gossip.

  • @ashleyonix4622
    @ashleyonix4622 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I just love Dwight. I just do.

  • @WaywardAngel13
    @WaywardAngel13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dwight doing a play by play of he and Angela when the baby was conceived.
    DYING

  • @JDubya2k
    @JDubya2k 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Arrogant Dwight strutting his stuff!

  • @ellimorley1593
    @ellimorley1593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:38 Most savage line from Erin XD

  • @YinzerPitMaster412
    @YinzerPitMaster412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I like how Oscar tells dwight cause he knows

  • @BigDaddyTony24
    @BigDaddyTony24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely love when he breathes in the babies face making him twitch and wiggle.

  • @nancymullen7309
    @nancymullen7309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This series is the best and funniest sit-com I have ever watched. My favorite and never missed any.

  • @annabellasaintonge9048
    @annabellasaintonge9048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Idk if I should tell you this”
    Dwight: so don’t

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    I just realized there's already hints of the Senator being gay in this scene. At 2:05 he leaves as Angela says she has to breastfeed Phillip the Senator leaves, adamantely refusing to stay.
    I'm guessing he probably never even had sex with Angela, using her solely as his Beard.

    • @geetar240
      @geetar240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Well, this is s8e13, and in the seventh season half of the office discussed the senator being gay after Angela announced their engagement, so it was kind of obvious at that point

    • @josefinebliss2801
      @josefinebliss2801 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Then how would he ever believe the baby is his.... And how would Angela believe he's straight...

    • @mangafan589
      @mangafan589 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Josefine Lea because he had sex with Angela. There are many closeted gay men who are married and have children.

    • @Crabcore1
      @Crabcore1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Hints ? It's already established in season 7 I think, when Oscar catch him checking another man butt, and a few episodes later Ryan tell them that he liked FB pictures oh him at 3 am. Plus his story with his aid.

    • @TheStrikeofGod
      @TheStrikeofGod 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      His face was priceless lmao

  • @kristie3238
    @kristie3238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how he was like "Yes... tiny nose" 😂😂

  • @NadiaAburouman
    @NadiaAburouman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Dwights lips lmao that little smirk he has walking out of the hospital

  • @jcksparrowfan
    @jcksparrowfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "You didn't hear it from me."
    "Yes, I did."