New Girl Moments I Reference Way Too Often

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  • Disclaimer: this video contains short clips from New girl that are not owned by me they are owned by Meriwether Productions (episodes 1-3) Elizabeth Meriwether Pictures (episodes 4-146) American Nitwits Chernin Entertainment 20th Century Fox Television. I do not claim to own these this is only posted for entertainment purposes and my love for the show New Girl created by Elizabeth Meriwether.
    Here are some other honorable mentions:
    “I like getting older. I feel like I’m finally aging into my personality.” -Nicholas Miller
    "I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone!” -Jessica Day
    "I love this stuff. It's like high stakes Legos." -Nicholas Miller
    “I’m as mad as a dad in traffic!” -Schmidt
    “I’m pretty sure they call her ‘The Fish’ because she’s tough but fair, like a lot of fish I’ve met. -Winston Bishop
    "I believe in hell and I'm in it" -Ally

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  • @annabanana-oh7re
    @annabanana-oh7re ปีที่แล้ว +2017

    the white man scene is in every single new girl compilation i watch,and im not complaining,i love it(also the ,,meth" episode is hands down one of the funniest on the show,its comedy gold😂)

    • @JB-qf5ep
      @JB-qf5ep ปีที่แล้ว +32

      'What's all that clanging?' 'Oh it's just a bunch of clanging' 😂

    • @tss3393
      @tss3393 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Also 'Gave me cookie got you cookie!" Also "All day!" Only one missing is "What are you, nuts!?"

    • @theamclain3240
      @theamclain3240 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh my gosh the meth scene absolutely took me out

    • @moaekentoftmlgy2949
      @moaekentoftmlgy2949 ปีที่แล้ว

      I will forever laugh at that scene

    • @toy_bonnie
      @toy_bonnie ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah the funniest was spiderhunt

  • @Khofax
    @Khofax ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    My favorite quote “You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. It’s science” ~ Nick Miller

    • @mya1256
      @mya1256 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I literally quote this every other week

    • @jakethesnake8829
      @jakethesnake8829 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      “I don’t wash my towel, my towel washes me” -nick miller 2011

  • @Niqhtmares075
    @Niqhtmares075 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    “ARE YOU THE CRIMINALS??!? FROM THE STATISTICS?!?!?”

    • @twin_sisterz
      @twin_sisterz ปีที่แล้ว +32

      WE HAVE CRIME, THAT REQUIRE STATISTICS ?!

    • @_birdie
      @_birdie ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My favorite line in the entire series hahah.

    • @jackyyk6371
      @jackyyk6371 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That and TYPICALLLL!!!! are the best lines in the entire show in fact typical was the reason I started watching the show

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness ปีที่แล้ว +431

    "TYPICAL!" Gets me every time and I see it coming from a mile away.

  • @twin_sisterz
    @twin_sisterz ปีที่แล้ว +277

    As a jewish girl, « No I’m not afraid of the dark, I’m worried for Schmitt, he’s a jew in a desert I don’t want him to wander » is an absolute gem and I love it

  • @sarahl.p_2916
    @sarahl.p_2916 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    i went to an aquarium for school and i said ‘gimme it’ to a lot of fishes but no one understood and i was devastated😭😭

    • @gmalva
      @gmalva  ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Felt 💔

    • @ssaltmarsh
      @ssaltmarsh ปีที่แล้ว +20

      “WHY CANT I HAVE THE THINGS THAT I WANT?!”

  • @adrianaavila8853
    @adrianaavila8853 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    “I’m not convinced I know how to read. I’ve just memorized a lot of words” 😂😂😂😂

    • @gmalva
      @gmalva  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love this one! I reference it too often in my every day life…. As a dyslexic I swear by it

    • @crystaltiaratuesday
      @crystaltiaratuesday ปีที่แล้ว

      This one cracks me up every single time

  • @RaptorFaceRumble
    @RaptorFaceRumble ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "Do I regret it? Yes
    Would I do it again? Probably"
    Story of my life right now lol

  • @DavidEmbry
    @DavidEmbry ปีที่แล้ว +819

    This took me from "no hope to hope"

    • @ayej26
      @ayej26 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You can thank mr. wimpstums for that🥰

  • @igot7mencalledgot76
    @igot7mencalledgot76 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    I can't wait to turn 29 and say "twENTYY NINEEE"

    • @gmalva
      @gmalva  ปีที่แล้ว +16

      #lifegoals

    • @saradwenger2388
      @saradwenger2388 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i’m so glad i was born on the 29th

    • @libbyandtai
      @libbyandtai ปีที่แล้ว +8

      6 years ago I was 29
      I said the thing
      Still makes me happy to think about it

    • @khiaratt
      @khiaratt ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG FELLOW AHGASE THAT IS ALSO MY FAVE HAHA 🤣🤣🤣 TWENTY NOINE! 29! HAHA

    • @igot7mencalledgot76
      @igot7mencalledgot76 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@saradwenger2388 I'm so jealous cause damn you can day it "ERRY DAY" (Schmitt with the coffin haha)

  • @margaridarodrigues7450
    @margaridarodrigues7450 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    I appreciate the fact that 60% of this is from background check

    • @gmalva
      @gmalva  ปีที่แล้ว +24

      LMAO

    • @joelbedulla4
      @joelbedulla4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Best episode ever

    • @Lola-il7kp
      @Lola-il7kp ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My favourite episode

    • @ultimategleelover1
      @ultimategleelover1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My favorite episode

    • @Kairii2.0
      @Kairii2.0 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hands down my favorite episode

  • @TheBombayMasterTony
    @TheBombayMasterTony ปีที่แล้ว +262

    "You gave me a cookie, I gave you a cookie. You gave me cookie, gave you cookie. Gave me cookie got you a cookie. You gave me cookie I got you cookie, man! Gave me cookie got you cookie, we're even! We're even, Schmidt!" - Nick Miller

    • @Beepboop00
      @Beepboop00 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fun fact this line was completely improvised and everyone found it so funny they didn’t stop him to start over

    • @gmalva
      @gmalva  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Beepboop00 oooo I love this fun fact. The improvisation on this show is too good

  • @alphacode5
    @alphacode5 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

    my two favorite lines of this show for me are
    "stop being so mean to me or i swear to god i'm gonna fall in love with you"
    and
    "where are you schmith? this place is fancy and i don't know which fork to kill myself with"

    • @eller594
      @eller594 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      two of my favs haha

    • @7srchoed
      @7srchoed ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ah, you’re a Nick

  • @zongmuas
    @zongmuas ปีที่แล้ว +151

    one of the most chaotic episodes in TV history has got to be the Meth episode. It starts and just GOES. beautiful writing. 😂

    • @werebetryin
      @werebetryin ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nick dripping wet most of the episode and him talking about how he couldn't get hard his entire time as a 16 year old because he thought they were finished kills me every time.

    • @dewberrystar
      @dewberrystar ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's my favorite episode of ANY comedy show ever. The chemistry just works so well, from the actors to the writing and directing, it just flows and one can't literally stop laughing the whole time. Especially when Nick starts telling his stories 😂

    • @gmalva
      @gmalva  ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dewberrystar I’m so with you. I also love how the entire episode is in apartment 4D.

  • @colindavey4075
    @colindavey4075 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    One of my favorites that I never see on these compilations is when Schmidt is telling Cici that a lot of people have been famous who never finished high school (I think that's what it was). He adds in Ann Frank and then there is an awkward pause before "...I'm gonna take that last one back." The delivery and the pause just kills me.

  • @rebeccaa5371
    @rebeccaa5371 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Winston in the episode with the badger in the air vents is so funny to me 😭

  • @esthers.9185
    @esthers.9185 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I used to do dog walking as a job, and there was a golden retriever I used to walk called Winston.
    And every time I went in the house to go take him for a walk I’d say “Hey Mr. Wimstons, you ready for a walk?” because I absolutely love the storyline that Coach found Jose on the street to alibi for Winston’s good character at 1:40 😂😂 and then that Coach and Jose bonded over shopping at the mall later!

  • @paintedinink5641
    @paintedinink5641 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “If we were meant to talk about FeELiNgS, they would be called TALKINGS.” 😂😂😂

  • @gelina237
    @gelina237 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    My mom and I’s FAVORITE scene to reference/talk about is the “did you register me as a sex offender?” 😂😂

  • @SuperLivestrong101
    @SuperLivestrong101 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    " Everybody calm down,. Are you really a dancer?"
    "Are you an idiot Sam?"

  • @isadoraramos1862
    @isadoraramos1862 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    As I live and breathe? Raisin?????

  • @acp8760
    @acp8760 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Nick and Ruth fighting gave me life like if anyone was going to argue with a toddler it would be Nick. And the fact that Schmidt accepts it and doesn't correct either of them is just gold. I love it.

  • @deadringer444
    @deadringer444 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    gave me cookie got you cookie became a proverb with my former roommate and I. What a beautiful sentiment from Nick Miller

  • @josefina6949
    @josefina6949 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “No Schmidt! I don't trust fish! They breathe water, that's crazy.”.😂😂😂

  • @tiff_marie88
    @tiff_marie88 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    YOU GET ONE WIFE.

    • @gmalva
      @gmalva  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      0:32

  • @kuggefar4070
    @kuggefar4070 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "Welcome to the skincircus ya little peanut" is a precious gem as well ^^

  • @dewberrystar
    @dewberrystar ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Why don't you go wait for her downstairs? Don't make her buzz up like a shawarma boy."
    I don't know why but the way Jess says this absolutely sends me every single time 😂

  • @aureadavilapasten604
    @aureadavilapasten604 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    winston: hey bartender, can you call me an ambulance? i'm about to bleed out. thanks man 😉
    best line

  • @karigoodwin4225
    @karigoodwin4225 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    i love how most of these are nick. Nick Miller is my spirit animal

  • @Vishanator0
    @Vishanator0 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    My favorite line is from Micro when coach and Schmidt are competing and Nick jumps in to take a dig at coachs waist.
    The comeback is pure gold. "Who's talking to you depression era garbage man?"

    • @gmalva
      @gmalva  ปีที่แล้ว

      So underrated

  • @JB-qf5ep
    @JB-qf5ep ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Some stuff that isn't in enough compliations'
    Nick: 'Whose that scissorhands guy? Rick Snip?'
    Nick saying that being a lawyer is like riding a bike, then it cuts to Nick struggling to ride a bike and yelling 'They changed these!'
    'I HATE BLUE SO MUCH!'
    'What's all that clanging?' 'Oh it's just a bunch of clanging.'
    'Green is whatever I want it to be'
    Nick to Tran: 'What would you do?...Of course you would you dirty dog'
    Nick screaming in the Haunted house
    Nick jumping in Tomatoes: 'Freeze frame! When I'm up in the air and the legs are there!'
    Schmidt: 'What's it going to look like? The pictures on the box! It's a Japanese garden!'
    Schmidt getting turned on by 'Girls with clean hair'
    Cece talking like a baby
    Every Winston and Cece messaround
    Winston with his arms taped to his chair 'How am I supposed to turn the pages?! Then his little runs in the chair 😂😂😂

    • @JB-qf5ep
      @JB-qf5ep ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also:
      Coach, trying to train Nick using the acronym PEANUTS: 'Physical. Education. Activity. Nuts.'
      Nick repeatedly saying 'What do you mean?' to Schmidt and then yelling.
      Schmidt: 'Are you the criminals?! From the statistics?!'
      Schmidt getting stung on his face, yelling at Winston to pee on his face, then 'You peed in the ocean? Disgusting!'

    • @manuellarodrigues4386
      @manuellarodrigues4386 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I can totally change my personality" also😂

  • @Iiammdanii
    @Iiammdanii ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Just finished watching it again, i guess ill rewatch for the 18th time🙂

  • @sheilar5660
    @sheilar5660 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I watched The Meth the other day and I laughed so hard until my chest hurts even though I've watched the entirety of this show for like 4 times 😂

    • @gmalva
      @gmalva  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude same 😅

  • @johnd3124
    @johnd3124 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have this belief that somewhere in a parallel universe, Loft 4D exists and Schmidt, Nick, Jess and Winston are living there.. that gives me a sense of comfort

  • @LizzieSorrell
    @LizzieSorrell ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i love them so much

    • @gmalva
      @gmalva  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you Lizzie

  • @vesstig
    @vesstig ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I still havent finished this show but now I need too!

  • @Laguna2432
    @Laguna2432 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    the one i'm missing here that i reference way too much is "sponge" 😄 but the white man scene might be my absolute favourite from the whole show, along with i'm not sure i know how to read

  • @chadm528
    @chadm528 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Very happy cookie is the first one

  • @jesusandmaryjane
    @jesusandmaryjane ปีที่แล้ว +17

    im a very good secretary

  • @secretlybees
    @secretlybees ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the 'gave me cookie got you cookie!' is one of my most referenced ones tooo

  • @djriggles
    @djriggles ปีที่แล้ว +14

    i knew the first clip would be got u cookie

    • @gmalva
      @gmalva  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's ✨iconic✨ so it has to be first ;)

  • @haleymilbrodt8080
    @haleymilbrodt8080 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "What kind of person pees on an electrical socket?"
    "I thought it would make lightning"

  • @canterbury_nelle9158
    @canterbury_nelle9158 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I recently had to fight the urge to watch new girl again for the 10th time.....
    Watching this did *not* help

  • @aria45.fg.
    @aria45.fg. ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i love winston 😂😂😂

    • @gmalva
      @gmalva  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ME TOO

  • @ronnirolston8992
    @ronnirolston8992 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “Aye girl whatchyo name is? What that thang do?” I quote that daily 😂😂

  • @lolohlondyy7944
    @lolohlondyy7944 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The episode with theMeth kills I love it

  • @daenerystargaryen4185
    @daenerystargaryen4185 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My all time fav that i never see in compilations is "I am Frank Scabopolis"

  • @quadling3521
    @quadling3521 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I say “gimme it” and “this. Is. SO. TERRIBLE!” so constantly I sometimes forget they’re Schmidt quotes.

  • @gracemain885
    @gracemain885 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love that half of these are from background check 😂

  • @marklentz1095
    @marklentz1095 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'll use "i hate doors!" till the day i die.

  • @jisungsguitar
    @jisungsguitar ปีที่แล้ว +3

    starting off with one of my fave and most used quotes

  • @amandasolivan8016
    @amandasolivan8016 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The scene where nick tells cece “you’re not a nurse” is so funny to me

  • @aj_san3788
    @aj_san3788 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I use the "a white man? NO!" all the time

  • @TheMeow20
    @TheMeow20 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes also "puppy innnn a cuuuuuuup 😭😭" 😂😂

  • @TallulahMorgana
    @TallulahMorgana 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    once you discover that Winston is colour blind, the difficulty that he has in completing jigsaw puzzles makes a bit more sense i think.

  • @laurendavis4584
    @laurendavis4584 ปีที่แล้ว

    The scene where Nick is talking to Schmidt's dad while they wait for the elevator is one my mum and I reference regularly, and Schmidt's 'youths-' when his tyres get stolen

    • @gmalva
      @gmalva  หลายเดือนก่อน

      Check out part two on my channel, I think you’ll like it based on this comment :)

  • @dagnabit27851
    @dagnabit27851 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Youths"

  • @lunalu155
    @lunalu155 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    riding on my sorfbord 🌊🌊 sorfbord 🕺🕺 brANGING ON THAT WOOD 😼😼oh bay bee BRANGUNG ON THAT WOOD 👹👹 we be all night 😔☝️we be all night ✊✊

  • @pauf1099
    @pauf1099 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    - A WHITE MAN ??? NO! AND WHAT DID SECURITY DO ABOUT IT?
    - nothing…
    - TYPICAL
    Absolutely iconic

  • @russsss3098
    @russsss3098 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    TYPICAAAAAL

  • @annasigersmark9910
    @annasigersmark9910 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m gonna dooo youuuu puzzle - RIGHT ON THE TABLE

  • @maysempai3527
    @maysempai3527 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i feel so much better after throwing up in the fire

  • @hannahwoodhams6619
    @hannahwoodhams6619 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Stop being mean to me, or I'm going to fall in love with you!

  • @sagikurland1146
    @sagikurland1146 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:38 get out of my head GEt OUT OF MY HEAD

  • @ritafernandes2996
    @ritafernandes2996 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Are you the criminals?!!! From the statistics?!! I love new girl ahahah

  • @Samgotboredd
    @Samgotboredd ปีที่แล้ว

    I quote “ ma called the bees are back” a lot
    And random things to confuse ppl more

  • @jordyntraver9063
    @jordyntraver9063 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love that half of these have nick in them hahahahaha

  • @hellomacimorgan
    @hellomacimorgan ปีที่แล้ว +4

    missing ooo ya girl i’m bout to skippity-bop-ba-baaa tststs

  • @abiramijothi4016
    @abiramijothi4016 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Please don’t say that to me right now 😂 1:08

  • @blue7lvn245
    @blue7lvn245 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nicks wrong, most of the world your allowed a bunch of wives, lol also the blueberry prank is beautiful

  • @hugodaboss
    @hugodaboss ปีที่แล้ว

    You give me, cookie, i give you cookie

  • @Cejae28
    @Cejae28 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m not really into this video but my wife is and when we watched it together, she said you had to comment on how cool new girl references are way too often and upside down reverse sideways kick drills, and I said all right I’ll post it

    • @JaredRus
      @JaredRus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ?¿⸮·-u

  • @tomgibson2049
    @tomgibson2049 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:38
    among us reference

  • @johnlarue3163
    @johnlarue3163 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gave me cookie, got you cookie.

  • @tes-quick
    @tes-quick ปีที่แล้ว

    i always say the first one 😂😂

  • @Kennaplays12
    @Kennaplays12 ปีที่แล้ว

    “That’s why I don’t play poker or talk to pregnant ladies”

  • @ilhamiff
    @ilhamiff ปีที่แล้ว

    I miss the doinging - doyng

  • @Play_tots
    @Play_tots ปีที่แล้ว

    Diariah head aw ruth

  • @rotcehlobo8311
    @rotcehlobo8311 ปีที่แล้ว

    You need to quit being so mean to me or I swear to god I’m going to fall in love with you.

  • @ralfparra7070
    @ralfparra7070 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:38 among us

  • @idanlewenhoff2295
    @idanlewenhoff2295 ปีที่แล้ว

    Twenty noine!

  • @blue7lvn245
    @blue7lvn245 ปีที่แล้ว

    Statue of liberties!

  • @cameronelizabeth7665
    @cameronelizabeth7665 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jesus loves you

  • @Play_tots
    @Play_tots ปีที่แล้ว

    🍪🍪🍪🍪

  • @metalmarlett1418
    @metalmarlett1418 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruh 360p? What is this 2004

    • @JaredRus
      @JaredRus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Doggy Snap Filter? @metalmarlett1418 What is this 2016 bruh

    • @JaredRus
      @JaredRus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Doggy Snap Filter? @metalmarlett1418 What is this 2016 bruv

    • @metalmarlett1418
      @metalmarlett1418 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JaredRus it’s from 2012 actually

  • @DrMattDestruction
    @DrMattDestruction ปีที่แล้ว

    Robots are coming to take 800 million jobs by the year 2030! There’s already a McDonald’s restaurant without any human employees today!
    We need the Universal Basic Income now!
    With the ubi, we can also have the ethical $0/hour minimum wage. Which means more people can afford to create jobs! I want dozens of $0/hour employees. Don’t you?!
    Let’s create more job creators! Let’s make the Universal Basic Income happen now!
    Giving