Weirdest British Tanks Ever Designed

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  • Today, in this video, we're going to be looking at and talking about some of the strangest British tank designs and concepts to hit pen, paper, and even prototype production. Many of these designs were, in fact, patented, so no one could steal such ingenious designs.
    This will also be a top five list, because I want it to be. I like lists. Very aesthetically pleasing.
    Link to weird American designs video: • Weirdest American Tank...

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  • @AllanMogensen
    @AllanMogensen ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The Praying Mantis - as a modern day´s robot tank might be a more practicl idea. Low silhuet sneaking through the landscape - maybe release a drone and then raise it´s head when a target was within range to shoot and duck to disappear again :)

    • @wuehlmausmeiwes161
      @wuehlmausmeiwes161 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kind of like the wall e atgm Carrier

    • @wuehlmausmeiwes161
      @wuehlmausmeiwes161 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The m901

    • @ianallan8005
      @ianallan8005 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had the pleasure of riding in the Praying Mantis a few years ago. Even on a smooth concrete floor, the ride was nasty and deeply uncomfortable

    • @megazaracklordofdeath
      @megazaracklordofdeath ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looks like an inspiration for the COBRA H.I.S.S. tank

    • @UnclePutte
      @UnclePutte ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The concept of direct fire is so diminshed by now, I don't really see the point. Just having another "normal" SPG using "normal" guided ammo is going to beat out the investment.

  • @sternencolonel7328
    @sternencolonel7328 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    We can safely say, Kahn had massive balls

  • @ThreenaddiesRexMegistus
    @ThreenaddiesRexMegistus ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Atherton: “Righto chaps, here we go! Just remember, no shooting to port or starboard!”

  • @unclenogbad1509
    @unclenogbad1509 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Loved this, thanks. But seriously, they ALL look like the sort of things we used to draw back when we were kids. Of course we didn't have to worry about real-life things such as sinking straight into any ground that the things had to travel over, even paved roads. Kids' imaginations are wonderful and boundless, but adults who seriously try to push the same ideas, well, they have to have a screw loose somewhere.
    NB - shout out for HG Wells' 'The Land Ironclads', a truly prophetic short story in its time. His version has the machines moving on hydraulic legs, striding over trenches and such, and foresees war reduced to mere mechanical slaughter. Though the form may have been quite different, he lived to see many of his most horrific predictions come true, and not enough of his positive ones.

    • @SuperErikRoss
      @SuperErikRoss ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well to be fair they were hoping the army would pay them for their ridiculous contraptions 🙂

    • @unclenogbad1509
      @unclenogbad1509 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SuperErikRoss True. But that's quite a big hope, eh?

    • @SuperErikRoss
      @SuperErikRoss ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@unclenogbad1509 oh yea

  • @user-en9zo2ol4z
    @user-en9zo2ol4z ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Brits, being the inventors of the Tank, erred in many ways very early in trials, however their rhombus tank of various marks, were sheer genius for a first ever real tank. Much more work was needed, but Churchill held back any rearmament efforts way too long. Without the diplomatic acquiescence of Chamberlain and the following phoney war period, Britain would have been in a total bloodbath.

  • @karsten11553
    @karsten11553 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So Atherton was basically a Warhammer 40K Titan legions nerd?

  • @cyberfutur5000
    @cyberfutur5000 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like those videos a lot. Can't wait for the French one, given how creative they are with cars and planes, I guess they had some out of the box thinking with tanks as well. (French engineers are the best)
    I also really, really love those childish upscale a thing you really shouldn't upscale ideas. "How about we take a sopwith camel but the size of the empire state building with fifty 20inch naval guns on each of the four wings! That'll show the Boche who's boss!"

    • @poorhammer2d
      @poorhammer2d ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And ships, before the Dreadnought kicked in they started designing like 535324 designs of Warships, its a prettty cool story, makes up for some weird looking battleships

  • @teachertalkingsports
    @teachertalkingsports ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Some of them are quite strange, but I’d love to take them for a drive!

  • @Slye_Fox
    @Slye_Fox ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When talking about weights in tons, you should probably specify which ton you're using.
    You put that a Mark I weighed 31 tons, but that's 31 US tons. Which is 27.6 Imperial tons (what the British use/used) or 28.1 Metric tonnes.

  • @bamspam23
    @bamspam23 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The preying mantis would have been very very useful in Normandy 1944. The bocage hedges proved a very difficult obstacle, and a way of raising an armoured MG gunner over the tall hedges would have greatly helped assaulting these obstacles.
    What a shame.

  • @TheMightyDepressed
    @TheMightyDepressed 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Everybody else: lets draw a "normal" looking tank with some armor on it, Meanwhile Kahn: look at ma balls!

  • @AiluropodaPanda
    @AiluropodaPanda ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Trying to get a massive ball out of the mud must be fun.

  • @koperkowypies9866
    @koperkowypies9866 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These videos are great, tho i wish you could also add data in metric

  • @jamiebray8532
    @jamiebray8532 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Talk about having BIG BALLS! 🤣🤣
    Had some big balls to even propose this. 🤣

  • @LarsAgerbk
    @LarsAgerbk 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    if someone from Games Workshop saw this video, we would soon have a pre-ww1 tank battle tabletop game on our hands.

  • @Norrikan
    @Norrikan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I realize this is probably foolish of me but a part of my brain insists that the Praying Mantis design is onto something. Like, not the way it is, but a extendable crane of sorts with a assembly to mount a recoilless rifle or ATGM launcher alongside optics? Park the vehicle it is mounted on behind a ridge or a bunch of trees, unfold the gun system, extend it over the crest/treetop and you'd be good to go - relatively save from return fire, low risk for the operators, proven tech base, kinda cheap.
    Then again, I suppose you could have much the same effect by sticking a guy with a javelin launcher on top of a fire engine.

  • @Pyhantaakka
    @Pyhantaakka ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So no-one played with Kahn's balls.

  • @megarollxrgmbroadcasting91
    @megarollxrgmbroadcasting91 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Your channel is criminally under subbed. I watched a couple of your videos and didn’t even notice the view count and sub number and was shocked just now. You create some of the best history content I’ve seen on TH-cam, please keep up the great work sir!

  • @CIS101
    @CIS101 ปีที่แล้ว

    As of 3:37, I believe the appropriate term is "Land Ship". I first learned the concept many years ago when I used to read about tanks.

  • @vmaldia
    @vmaldia 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is where Warhammer 40k gets inspiration for its super heavy tanks

  • @Otokichi786
    @Otokichi786 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5. Corry's Land Ironclad (1911)
    4. Atherton's Mobile Fort (1916)
    3. Praying Mantis (1937)
    2. Cowen's Locomotive Land Battery (1855-1862)
    Honorable Mentions:
    Simms Land Torpedo (1915)
    Fowler B5 Armored Road Train (1899)
    Killen-Strait Armored Tractor (1915)
    1. Kahn's Obstacle Ball (1941)

  • @NoahSpurrier
    @NoahSpurrier 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Atherton’s Mobile Fort couldn’t support its own weight. I like that it uses a chain drive.

  • @laernulienlaernulienlaernu8953
    @laernulienlaernulienlaernu8953 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow! No.4 must have had gigantic wheels 🤯

  • @matthias5651
    @matthias5651 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Weird French tank designs, like catepillar tank?

  • @Jazkal-V420
    @Jazkal-V420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Something something, tea making capabilities in a tank

  • @hungryhedgehog4201
    @hungryhedgehog4201 ปีที่แล้ว

    The obstacle balls remind me of the panzer nest which was a german, mini bunker that was able to be quickly deployed (but not redeployed).

  • @Graytail
    @Graytail ปีที่แล้ว

    04:50 Given its size and basic construction, how the hell was this thing supposed to TURN?

  • @damirvakhitov9213
    @damirvakhitov9213 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wonder what the next "weirdest ____ tanks ever designed" vid will be

    • @DOSFS
      @DOSFS ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hope for France!

  • @saalkz.a.9715
    @saalkz.a.9715 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well, it seems that Kahn guy had balls, some concrete balls...😅
    Also would like to quote J.T. Kirk - "KaAaAaHhhNn!" 😂

  • @patrickcardon1643
    @patrickcardon1643 ปีที่แล้ว

    Way funny, mixing feet and meters in the same vehicle description 😁

  • @walterkronkitesleftshoe6684
    @walterkronkitesleftshoe6684 ปีที่แล้ว

    Surprised you didn't mention the British "CDL" or "Canal defence light" tanks that were designed to support night attacks against enemy positions and which directed a narrow but very wide bean of intense strobing carbon arc lighting at enemy troops. 300 were ordered by the British and the US also developed their own versions.

  • @konoko1984
    @konoko1984 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Is it a Covenanter that Churchill is standing on?

  • @Ryuko-T72
    @Ryuko-T72 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ball tank could have been useful as a much smaller size perhaps.

  • @anzaca1
    @anzaca1 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the British for their eternal willingness to try the daftest ideas.

    • @walterkronkitesleftshoe6684
      @walterkronkitesleftshoe6684 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not British in particular but just inventors of any nation "pushing the boundaries" to see what is possible... For every British "Unrotated projectile rocket barrage" was a "German wind Kanone" .

  • @Iskelderon
    @Iskelderon ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite weird tank that actually worked is still the old Swedish one that merged the turret and just adjusted the whole damn tank like a stretching cat!!! 😂

  • @Free-Bodge79
    @Free-Bodge79 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant.😅

  • @napalmholocaust9093
    @napalmholocaust9093 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd make the Mantis again. Put that hummer tire on a chassis that morphs into a triangular track. More like an atv with a 3 story folding stork neck. Cameras and a joystick hooked to four .50's and two javelins or similar. Give it one job,; peeking over rooftops, walls and high ground. A shoot-n-scoot that uses buildings instead of carrying armor.
    Just weld a set of steps on it and your support can use it.
    Sounds more fun than practical, even though a lot of things can't see for 💩 in tall cornfields or sawgrass.

  • @TOWERKNIGHTS
    @TOWERKNIGHTS ปีที่แล้ว

    i Miss the Zar-Tank or the Ratte

  • @thingamabob3902
    @thingamabob3902 ปีที่แล้ว

    If they - at least - made the mantis with a camouflaged tree like armored trunk beside a regular driver position it may have been a - somewhat - useful scouting vehicle. Drive there at night, raise the "tree" ( if at least near any wood) and scoot the next night. Fake trees were used in WWI relatively sucessful and a mobile version may have been of some use. But this abomination ....lol

  • @DukeChameleon
    @DukeChameleon ปีที่แล้ว

    Now I wanna see weidest USSR tank designs
    There's like a lot with vague info layed down about them, - kudos if you won't include T-28 ❤

  • @cuddlepaws4423
    @cuddlepaws4423 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    No 1. So it is safe to say that Kahn truly did have massive balls bu then again, he was a product of Eugenics.... Oops may have got the wrong Kahn there... Star Trek, Wrath of Kahn (Ricardo Montalban) and Star Trek (reboot) Into Darkness with Benedict Cabbagepatch) 'Kaaaaahn!!!!!

  • @EllAntares
    @EllAntares ปีที่แล้ว

    LAnd BAttery is very medieval

  • @MeyerBen27
    @MeyerBen27 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:39 200-400 horsepower for 50 tons DOES NOT GET EVEN 5 MPH lol

  • @ImRuined666
    @ImRuined666 ปีที่แล้ว

    Downscale Cory's design (#5), include better engines, and it could have actually been a viable design for the era, as it's basically the Mark 1 (with extra guns), but flipped 90degrees... It's only it's scale that makes it so ridiculous...

  • @BrianS1981
    @BrianS1981 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just because one has to, especially after a few Rebel Reds, KAAAAAAHHHHN! KAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHN! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHNNNNNN!

  • @sebastianthomsen2225
    @sebastianthomsen2225 ปีที่แล้ว

    burh! :P

  • @hyenafur
    @hyenafur ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh good. Americans weren't the only ones discovering the mental enhancing abilities of medicinal cocaine and opium.

  • @sebastianthomsen2225
    @sebastianthomsen2225 ปีที่แล้ว

    👍 :)

  • @greyknigth8803
    @greyknigth8803 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why number 2 look like a hat

  • @aabumble9954
    @aabumble9954 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hello could you please do a video on the Messerschmitt me 334?
    I'm British and I love planes.

  • @MeyerBen27
    @MeyerBen27 ปีที่แล้ว

    Someone needs to show Elon Musk these videos. He would take these giant tank designs as a challenge and actually make em work lmfao

  • @Iowa599
    @Iowa599 ปีที่แล้ว

    #4: I haven't been to Egypt, so it's hard to picture a pyramid to imagine the size of that tank.
    What's something that size, that more people have seen?

    • @StevieB8363
      @StevieB8363 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it helps, the Great Pyramid of Giza is about half the height of the Eiffel Tower in Paris.

    • @Iowa599
      @Iowa599 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@StevieB8363 yeah, haven't seen that, either, neither has most Americans.
      How about something that most people have seen. Like football fields, or semi trucks…
      Not for me, I'm pretty good at imagining large objects from just the dimensions in feet or meters, but most people aren't very good at that. This is only a possible improvement for the general audience.

    • @StevieB8363
      @StevieB8363 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Iowa599 OK, the Great Pyramid is roughly 1& 1/2 US football fields high. Or 9 &1/2 semi-trailers. Best I can do for you.

  • @keithtanner2806
    @keithtanner2806 ปีที่แล้ว

    Much of the video is too dark to see.

  • @captnsharkhorse
    @captnsharkhorse ปีที่แล้ว

    am i the only too immature to not laugh bout kahns balls?

  • @WilliamAndrewPhilipBodie
    @WilliamAndrewPhilipBodie ปีที่แล้ว

    First ??? 😲