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  • @oldluf
    @oldluf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2342

    Simplismente o Hugo Gloss Gaucho da internet

  • @ManoJobs
    @ManoJobs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1404

    Alá a minha Makita Gamer (batizada de RetroKita) HAUEHAU Valeuzão mano!!! ❤️

    • @sonodesregulado
      @sonodesregulado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Olha a lenda aí

    • @RicardoSilva-zb8fb
      @RicardoSilva-zb8fb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Tava vendo um vídeo seu falando do modo dev do Xbox series S antes desse do Maicon kkkkk.

    • @rafaellago8788
      @rafaellago8788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Genio

    • @vini.silva.07
      @vini.silva.07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brabo

    • @citando.musicass
      @citando.musicass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Já ia te mandar o link do video kkkk @mano Jobs

  • @bibimochiofficial
    @bibimochiofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3179

    O Maicon ta muito parecido com o Hugo Gloss kkkk

  • @mendigodelikes9893
    @mendigodelikes9893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "o dinheiro que circula na pirataria é o mesmo do crime organizado"
    Por isso eu baixo tudo de graça

    • @VezzFemboy
      @VezzFemboy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Meu namorado gay gosta

  • @pedrobrum2308
    @pedrobrum2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    "Ainda tem celular com bateria?"
    NÃO MAICON, NÃO TEM NÃO, O CELULAR FUNCIONA COM PILHA AGORA KRL

    • @Neandercalvo
      @Neandercalvo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ele se faz, não é possível...

    • @koritsu1674
      @koritsu1674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ele quis dizer "com bateria removível"... eu espero kksksksk

    • @diamantemaluco5757
      @diamantemaluco5757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tu faz parte do grupo dele né?

    • @pedrobrum2308
      @pedrobrum2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@diamantemaluco5757 que?

    • @Aliem_Observer
      @Aliem_Observer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Precisamente

  • @emanuelereis5300
    @emanuelereis5300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    12:06 o pior é que as estampas da Lacoste são da nova coleção, o cara simplesmente rebaixou o amigo dele sem saber. As estampas são bem estranhas mesmo, só pesquisar na internet

    • @vitor_guedez
      @vitor_guedez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sim, mano. Eu fiquei tipo "mas essas estampas existem!!". O cara foi otário

    • @emanuelereis5300
      @emanuelereis5300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@vitor_guedez exatamente! O cara realmente deveria ter se informado antes de desmerecer o trabalho do outro

    • @donot9616
      @donot9616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Na realidade essas estampas são as mais atuais q tem e o cara tirou uma com a cara do amigo dele

    • @PedroAugusto-uy8be
      @PedroAugusto-uy8be 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Realmente

    • @pedroroncoletta
      @pedroroncoletta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sim mas o produto é réplica, a estampa existe mesmo

  • @_jurosax
    @_jurosax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Tô adorando os wallpapers de Demon Slayer no croma, parabéns, Kotaka

    • @K2NGG
      @K2NGG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      moço cala boca

    • @drak5143
      @drak5143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Otaku kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @LanSolo22
      @LanSolo22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sai daqui português!!!

    • @YuriRomanovMusk
      @YuriRomanovMusk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ninguém liga pra anime modinha

    • @bl4ck001
      @bl4ck001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@YuriRomanovMusk verdade linda

  • @wallysondiogo4748
    @wallysondiogo4748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "ainda tem celular com bateria?" Sim, só todos os celulares do mundo kkkkkkkkk

    • @kevinjohnesskt6777
      @kevinjohnesskt6777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Acho q ele quis dizer os celulares que tem bateria removível tlgd, os de hoje em dia é tudo embutido...

    • @professionalgriefer746
      @professionalgriefer746 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kevinjohnesskt6777 oxi, eu quase nunca vejo esses celulares com bateria embutida, fora que isso é uma bosta

  • @miguelboschini5674
    @miguelboschini5674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Ainda existe celular com bateria?"- maycon
    Nn ele funciona a energia eólica

  • @ZÉPE-o3j
    @ZÉPE-o3j 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    O maicon tá humilde hj "existe celular com bateria ainda ?" Eu com um Samsung td quebrado com a bateria inchada jkkkkkkk humilde humilde.

  • @wallacelisboa789
    @wallacelisboa789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Mano, quando eu era muleque, meu pai comprou um tênis pra mim da marca "Niske"... Fui pra escola felizão, cheguei lá me zuaram pra cassete!😂
    Lembro também de quando tinha a Total 90, no camelô os caras vendiam a "Total 60"😂😂😂

    • @Juninho1pl
      @Juninho1pl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Total 69

    • @FWnatanzin
      @FWnatanzin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Juninho1pl perfect

    • @deadmaufeio5537
      @deadmaufeio5537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kkkk bons tempos de escola

    • @wurtssantos4002
      @wurtssantos4002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      total 90 era hype demais, dava inveja na rapaziada, infelizmente nunca tive um k

    • @doge-vs8bx
      @doge-vs8bx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cacete n tem "ss" no lugar do c

  • @pedrofernandesc
    @pedrofernandesc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Parabéns Maicon, o grupo caiu obrigado 🤝🥴

  • @bibimochiofficial
    @bibimochiofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    O copo do Buzz Lightyear 😏😏😏😏😏

    • @chrisend6615
      @chrisend6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Então ele é? 😏😏

    • @mikaelsza
      @mikaelsza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Meu Deus 🤣

    • @sqw4y
      @sqw4y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Falida

    • @taina8474
      @taina8474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mano, a última vez que eu te vi eu ainda era kpopper, nossa

    • @l.gabrielferraresi5367
      @l.gabrielferraresi5367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Coincidiu com a data do trailer também kkkkk

  • @TchorTv
    @TchorTv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Eu paro e penso que pra fazer matemática tem que pensar e eu não sou chegado" - Poncho Küster

  • @madu_euall
    @madu_euall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Piratarias melhores que o original: Maicon küster de Hugo Gloss catarinense

  • @RN_B
    @RN_B 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:00 Maicon sinceramente impressionado

  • @altzcs2
    @altzcs2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    usando ardidas com niki e licosti, moda casual de russo kkkkk

  • @tubaraozumbi8710
    @tubaraozumbi8710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    vendedor de camisa falsa é assim: É original, tá 200 a peça- pocha moço eu só tenho 50- relaxa eu faço por 50 proce

  • @expulsada9556
    @expulsada9556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Eu acho estranho se tratando de roupas, sempre comprei umas brusinhas normais sabe? Prefiro comprar uma sem "marca" ao invés de algo falsificado que é apenas pelo status e sem nenhum benefício.

  • @impopularopiniao
    @impopularopiniao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Ainda tem celular com bateria?"
    Não, o meu funciona com energia solar

  • @renmartins9080
    @renmartins9080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    O estilo do maicon é muito diferenciado, o cara é bom

  • @Patrick_66k
    @Patrick_66k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    07:10 dependendo do lugar cada munição dessa pode valer até 7 reais

    • @fauzemohamadabdallah
      @fauzemohamadabdallah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kkkkkkkk
      Não paga menos de 10 em cada

    • @Patrick_66k
      @Patrick_66k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fauzemohamadabdallah então mano por isso que eu falei que depende do lugar, os caras não entendem de nada kkkk falando que custa centavos

    • @kaioxl423
      @kaioxl423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Os cara não entende nada msm flnd q é centavos tlc tem bala de pistola que ta custando mais de 10 reais

    • @Andresoncarneiro
      @Andresoncarneiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pior: "se for pego com munição, não vai preso"

    • @Patrick_66k
      @Patrick_66k 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Andresoncarneiro kkkkkk

  • @jv7reis
    @jv7reis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    bateria falsa de iphone é melhor que a originalkkkkkkkkk

    • @Zeekdobagui
      @Zeekdobagui 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dura mais aindakkkkkk dura mais mas dura menos, se entendeu, entendeu.

    • @jv7reis
      @jv7reis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Zeekdobagui menos oq? bgl é moh estranho man, mlk do yt aqui boto uma no iphone 8 plus negócio virou um xioamikkkkkk acabava a bateria n

    • @Zeekdobagui
      @Zeekdobagui 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jv7reis menos de vida, agora de duração bagulho vira uma bateria heliar

    • @theuzrare7687
      @theuzrare7687 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      sim comprei a minha bateria no aliexpress e dura 4 horas a mais que a original

    • @jv7reis
      @jv7reis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theuzrare7687 exatamente kkkkk em breve compro a minha

  • @lorenzodesallesprado9870
    @lorenzodesallesprado9870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Síndrome de torrente não consegue passar 5 minutos sem baixar coisa piratiada

  • @hazardoseu
    @hazardoseu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Dentes do Maicon pirata melhor q os originais

  • @MarianaSouza-ig9mv
    @MarianaSouza-ig9mv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    por que vocês acham que a gente tem aula de releitura na escola? o próprio sistema incentiva a pirataria

  • @opentelho_9408
    @opentelho_9408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Como gaúcho irei avaliar o drip sulista do my conquister:
    -óculos 9,5/10
    -colcha 10/10
    -chapéu 7/10 (parece mais chapéu de agiota)

    • @xirucuritybano463
      @xirucuritybano463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      colcha? Poncho, tu quis dizer

    • @darlanpacheco4075
      @darlanpacheco4075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@xirucuritybano463 Tapete

    • @FWnatanzin
      @FWnatanzin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@xirucuritybano463 disco voador

    • @bibia9047
      @bibia9047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@xirucuritybano463 pala

    • @rafaelmarfun7581
      @rafaelmarfun7581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bibia9047 ponto final.

  • @mathkk6546
    @mathkk6546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:36 Maicon todo celular tem bateria so q é realmente bem interno, com geralmente muita cola na tampa, travas que so pessoas com unhas grandes ou coisas finas abrem, mas é so desconectar o flex (circuito que liga a bateria) e pronto é só tirar
    TI 100% CAPA NO UTRAR DO FRIFRAIRER PONTO CONIO PONTO BEERE

  • @JoalheiroDM
    @JoalheiroDM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Só algumas erratas: uma munição de fuzil custa de 7 a 10 reais. E se você for pego com uma você pode ser detido por porte ilegal de munição

    • @antyh8313
      @antyh8313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nunca slk, tá 8 reais a bala do .38 SPL , 15 a de 9MM

    • @JoalheiroDM
      @JoalheiroDM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@antyh8313 valeu, esses preços que eu disse podem estar desatualizados, faz anos que eu não vou comprar munição kkkk

  • @bunniemels
    @bunniemels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:50 É igual aquelas cópia de Negresco, tem aquele Escureto e o Negrito tbm KKKKKKKKKKK

  • @cristinaoliveiradossantos6089
    @cristinaoliveiradossantos6089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Ahahahahahahahahah de novo peguei a estreia do vídeo ahahahahahah
    Maycon amo seus vídeos

  • @patrickamorim3265
    @patrickamorim3265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:39
    Pior que são bem caras sim, cada cartucho 9mm, .40, .45 acp (calibres mais comuns em pistolas) tá em torno de 10 reais. Ou seja, pra tu dar 10 tiros tu tem que gastar 100 reais.
    Você vai preso sim se estiver com munição e não for credenciado;
    A munição pode explodir sim se cair no chão;
    Por hj é só pessoal

  • @ediney303
    @ediney303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Adorei a participação do Hugo gloss durante o vídeo ,mas espero que os próximos vídeos o Maicon volte

  • @chamadevolta8573
    @chamadevolta8573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    parabéns, o grupo caiu graças a você 👍

  • @z.1396
    @z.1396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Por que a Fundadora da Globe não ta no vídeo KKKKKKK

  • @alezinf1377
    @alezinf1377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    por incrível que pareça, o boné e a camisa da lacoste são de estampas originais mesmo

  • @griumen9117
    @griumen9117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "avara que dava" kotaka, 2021

  • @rick_0319
    @rick_0319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As últimas Lacoste podem não ser originais, mas existem e o nome é "Lacoste x jeremyville"

  • @ub4488
    @ub4488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:10 krl man coitado do cara no fundo, o mano foi ignorado com todas as forças, fiquei até com dó slk

  • @DexterMindcurio
    @DexterMindcurio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Jack do piratas do Caribe usando Lacoste, e assim começou a pirataria da Lacoste ksksks imagina vc usando camisa escrito Aides sksksksk tbm estou fazendo vídeos assim como o Maicon se quiserem ver e gostarem estarei respondendo

    • @MinionBombado77
      @MinionBombado77 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fui no centro e uma camisa tava escrito ADIBAS

  • @patobananabr
    @patobananabr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bah cupincha, é os guri. *Onomatopéia de sinal de positivo com o polegar*.

  • @eduardofonseca1801
    @eduardofonseca1801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    O Super Mariano já é famoso no canal do Felipe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @simodelgadoribeiro4366
    @simodelgadoribeiro4366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    acho foda desse canal q todo dia tem vídeo, parece q a tendência da maior parte dos canais é q a frequência fique menor e eu acho isso mt frustrante. Espero q aqui continue assim ainda por bastante tempo

  • @redruby1519
    @redruby1519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Já tô vendo um mod do Sherek nos inimigos do god of war e o CJ usando as lâminas do Kratos kkkkk

  • @Erik-lf2is
    @Erik-lf2is 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:05 maluko é o homem de ferro, professor Xavier, Bruce benner e o ainsten tudo juntos.

  • @MoisesPedrozo
    @MoisesPedrozo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    10:40 "ainda tem celular com bateria?" Não maicon, os celulares funcionam com energia quântica via wi-fi desenvolvida pelo Nikola Tesla. ;)

  • @carlo_h22
    @carlo_h22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Já tive uma blusa da "Adidas", escrito: adibas. Kkkkkkkkkk

  • @kah53
    @kah53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Mano, eu sou honesto e nunca gostei de ficar comprando esses produtos falsificados sabe? Mas o meu tênis da Mike tá muito apertado, acho que preciso comprar outro.

    • @seilabixo8014
      @seilabixo8014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Eu tenho um Gordan e tbm ta um pouco apertado,estranho.

    • @lilnasxfan1dojogandofoddac986
      @lilnasxfan1dojogandofoddac986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Eu comprei um tênis da Aids original por 10 conto, nunca fui tão feliz...

    • @eumesmo4229
      @eumesmo4229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lilnasxfan1dojogandofoddac986 coitada do c pegou aids

  • @TheLinkzinho
    @TheLinkzinho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    O cara que recebe o troco em bala hoje virou um youtuber famoso - Joao Leitao

  • @catoflado4977
    @catoflado4977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Valeu por matar o grupo Maicon Kuster. Edit: E sim, você cita as coisas, e elas realmente viram o South American Memes

  • @CEOofPamonha
    @CEOofPamonha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:21 que foda, Mano Jobs no canal do Maicon

  • @rodriguezd3323
    @rodriguezd3323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Polystation

  • @perolasdomoida
    @perolasdomoida 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    07:15 John Leitão da pegadinhas kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • @rafaelfelix73324
    @rafaelfelix73324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:13 Maicon e Luffy é real 😳

  • @danidesenvolvi
    @danidesenvolvi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gente.... 01:50 o Maicon Kuster tá a cara da Glória Groover quando tá vestido de roupa masculina neste estilo hauahhs

  • @Slow._games
    @Slow._games 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    É canal de Cortes, o principal, o Canal 2 e lives meu Deusssss q issoooooo muito bommmm
    Ou eu vou surtar

  • @davidjcsoares
    @davidjcsoares 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:48
    "É só ele ir lá e comprar outra coisa com bala... IGUAL ASSALTO"
    -kkkk, Kotaka Taligado

  • @eduardofacini6266
    @eduardofacini6266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    O maicon o pior é q aqueles modelos de jacaré da lacoste realmente existe kkkkk

  • @asrielsharikov
    @asrielsharikov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:00 Por falar em suástica, toda hora quando eu olhava meio de canto de olho eu via umas nessa estampa do braço do Maicon ksksksk

  • @RafaelRafaeltapioca
    @RafaelRafaeltapioca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    7:37 , eu odeio ser o cara chato , mas se a polícia te pegar com uma munição , mesmo estando somente a cápsula , vc é preso na hora , mano , vcs aí que anda com munição que achou na rua e essas coisas , é melhor tomar cuidado , eu na vi um vídeo que era pra ser uma simples abordagem de carro e o cara tinha uma munição na porta do carro , mano , é algema já hora e Deus te ajude , o cara até disse que achou na rua e tals, mas o policial disse :"essa é a tua versão , como eu vou saber se tu não tem ligação com o crime? Pra quê que um civil vai tá andando com munição? Acabou o papo , por causa de uma munição vc vai presso".

    • @chrystiandella9933
      @chrystiandella9933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fora q a munição tá custando uns 7 reais

    • @Wesley0594
      @Wesley0594 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "preso na hora" teoricamente é uma prisão em flagrante. Mas não significa que a pessoa vai permanecer presa. Tão pouco que seja condenada.
      Se for uma única munição achada, como mencionado, o caso é atípico e a pessoa absolvida.
      Mas o melhor é evitar esse tipo de transtorno

    • @antyh8313
      @antyh8313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chrystiandella9933 exatamente, até tomei um susto quando ele falou centavos kkkkk

    • @comiocudequemtalendo6424
      @comiocudequemtalendo6424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cuidado pra não ser presso AKSKAKSKAK

    • @proencaracing
      @proencaracing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      mano,munição nn é um produto controlado,qualquer um pode ter,mas nn pode estar na rua com ela.

  • @daniloventura7219
    @daniloventura7219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Só uma correção...Se você for pego portando qualquer tipo de munição de arma de fogo, você vai responder pelo mesmo crime que responderia caso fosse pego com a arma. pena de 1 a 3 anos e multa conforme estatuto do desarmamento na forma do art. 12

  • @belchior3115
    @belchior3115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    letra completa rap god:
    Look, I was gonna go easy on you
    And not to hurt your feelings
    But I'm only going to get this one chance
    Something's wrong, I can feel it
    Just a feeling I've got
    Like something's about to happen
    But I don't know what
    If that means, what I think it means
    We're in trouble, big trouble
    And if he is as bananas as you say
    I'm not taking any chances
    You were just what the doctor ordered
    I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
    All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
    Now who thinks their arms
    Are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
    They said I rap like a robot
    So call me Rapbot
    But for me to rap like a computer
    Must be in my genes
    I got a laptop in my back pocket
    My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
    Got a fat knot from that rap profit
    Made a living and a killing off it
    Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
    With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
    I'm an Mc still as honest
    But as rude and as indecent as all hell
    Syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
    This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop
    You don't really wanna get into a pissing match
    With this rappidy rap
    Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac
    Pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac
    And at the exact same time
    I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts
    While I'm practicing that
    I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
    Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
    Only realized it was ironic
    I was under Aftermath after the fact
    How could I not blow?
    All I do is drop F-bombs
    Feel my wrath of attack
    Rappers are having a rough time period
    Here's a maxipad
    It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
    While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
    I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
    All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
    Now who thinks their arms
    Are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
    Let me show you maintaining
    This shit ain't that hard, that hard
    Everybody want the key
    And the secret to rap immortality like I have got
    Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage
    And youthful exuberance
    Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
    Hit the earth like an asteroid
    Did nothing but shoot for the moon since
    Mc's get taken to school with this music
    Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
    Now I lead a new school full of students
    Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2pac N
    W. A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy
    Thank you, they got Slim
    Inspired enough to one day grow up
    Blow up and be in a position
    To meet Run Dmc and induct them
    Into the motherfuckin' Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame
    Even though I walk in the church
    And burst in a ball of flames
    Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
    On the wall of shame
    You fags think it's all a game
    'Til I walk a flock of flames
    Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
    Little gay looking boy
    So gay I can barely say it
    With a straight face looking boy
    You witnessing a massacre
    Like you watching a church gathering
    Take place looking boy
    Oy vey, that boy's gay
    That's all they say looking boy
    You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
    And a way to go from your label everyday
    Looking boy
    Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
    I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
    I'mma work for everything I have
    Never ask nobody for shit
    Get outta my face looking boy
    Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
    To keep up with the same pace looking boy
    I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
    All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
    The way I'm racing around the track
    Call me Nascar, Nascar
    Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park
    The White Trash God
    Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton
    No Asgard, Asgard
    So you be Thor and I'll be Odin
    You rodent, I'm omnipotent
    Let off then I'm reloading immediately
    With these bombs I'm totin'
    And I should not be woken
    I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head
    A zombie floating
    But I got your mom deep throating
    I'm out my ramen noodle
    We have nothing in common, poodle
    I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm
    And pay homage, pupil
    It's me, my honesty's brutal
    But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
    For good at least once in a while
    So I wanna make sure somewhere
    In this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
    Enough rhymes to maybe to try
    And help get some people through tough times
    But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case
    'Cause even you unsigned
    Rappers are hungry looking at me
    Like it's lunchtime
    I know there was a time where once I
    Was king of the underground
    But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
    So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
    Appeal with the skin color of mine
    You get too big
    And here they come trying to censor you
    Like that one line I said on "I'm Back"
    From the Marshall Mathers Lp
    One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
    Put 'em all in a line, add an Ak-47, a revolver and a nine
    See if I get away with it now
    That I ain't as big as I was
    But I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal
    You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though
    And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
    You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows
    You're like normal, fuck being normal
    And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
    To just come and shoot ya like
    When Fabolous made Ray J mad
    Cause Fab said he looked like a fag
    At Maywhether's pad
    Singin' to a man while they played piano
    Man, oh man, that was a 24 7 special
    On the cable channel
    So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
    ''Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you''
    Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed
    (Jj Fad)
    Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa
    You assuming I'm a human
    What I gotta do to get it through to you
    I'm superhuman
    Innovative and I'm made of rubber
    So that anything you saying
    Ricocheting off of me
    And it'll glue to you
    I'm never stating
    More than never demonstrating
    How to give a motherfuckin' audience
    A feeling like it's levitating
    Never fading
    And I know that the haters are forever waiting
    For the day that they can say I fell off
    They'd be celebrating
    'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
    I make elevating music, you make elevator music
    Oh, he's too mainstream
    Well, that's what they do
    When they get jealous, they confuse it
    It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it
    With rock, shock rap with Doc
    Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
    I don't know how to make songs like that
    I don't know what words to use
    Let me know when it occurs to you
    While I'm ripping any one of these verses
    Diverse as you
    It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
    How many verses I gotta murder to prove
    That if you're half as nice at songs
    You can sacrifice virgins too
    School flunkie, pill junky
    But look at the accolades the skills brung me
    Full of myself, but still hungry
    I bully myself cause I make me do
    What I put my mind to
    And I'm a million leagues above you
    Ill when I speak in tongues
    But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you
    I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel
    I'm asleep in the front seat
    Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still "Chunky, But Funky"
    But in my head there's something
    I can feel tugging and struggling
    Angels fight with devils
    Here's what they want from me
    They asking me to eliminate
    Some of the women hate
    But if you take into consideration
    The bitter hatred that I had
    Then you may be a little patient
    And more symphatetic to the situation
    And understand the discrimation
    But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
    But if I can't batter the women how the fuck
    Am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
    Don't mistake it for Satan
    It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
    And take a vacation to trip a broad
    And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
    Be a king? Think not
    Why be a king when you can be a God?

    • @zetsu8635
      @zetsu8635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitments what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around
      And desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie
      And hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're
      Gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around
      And desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie
      And hurt you (2x)
      Ooh, Give you up [x4]
      [Never gonna give, never gonna give] [x2]
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're
      Gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around
      And desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie
      And hurt you [x3]

    • @grippopowski4880
      @grippopowski4880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bolsonaro

    • @NYCK_CG
      @NYCK_CG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@grippopowski4880, 1020

    • @grippopowski4880
      @grippopowski4880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NYCK_CG Bolsonaro

    • @felipegouvea2013
      @felipegouvea2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a

  • @felipebarbosa2259
    @felipebarbosa2259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nova Skin desbloqueada Walter White

  • @Joao_Paulo.
    @Joao_Paulo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Essa galera desse grupo acham que são especiais demais pra nós nos darmos o trabalho pra entrar nesse grupo kkkkkkkkk
    Cagamos pro grupo, estamos pelo entretenimento do Maicao.

    • @educlassictv
      @educlassictv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      não foi bem assim
      alguns shitposters fãs do maicon foram lá e derrrubaram o grupo

  • @alissonribeiro9057
    @alissonribeiro9057 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:30 Gustavo, o especialista em munições

  • @Hangloze
    @Hangloze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My conquista meu coração novamente almoçando ovo mole e carne de jegue 😳

  • @tracz2868
    @tracz2868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ta falando que uma munição custa centavos???? kkkkkkkkkkkkk nunca viu uma munição na vida

  • @ivanmagalhaes05
    @ivanmagalhaes05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Muito obrigado maicon, o grupo caiu

  • @maicondouglas816
    @maicondouglas816 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:10 o cara querendo explicar o raspberry e o maicon no f0dase kkkkkl

  • @pennabadeer
    @pennabadeer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    maicon küster

  • @ivanbaptista87
    @ivanbaptista87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Realmente é o canal favorito dos gauchos.
    Inclusive no 20 de Setembro os desfiles acontecem com pessoas vestidas de Maicon.

    • @garntv2990
      @garntv2990 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sulista nem é gente...

  • @nathaliavergara7934
    @nathaliavergara7934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:05 mds ele construiu um hardware cheio de jogos, muito doido

    • @Yuri-Romeuu
      @Yuri-Romeuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Só consigo chegar a uma conclusão
      Brasileiro é genial kkkk

    • @nathaliavergara7934
      @nathaliavergara7934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Yuri-Romeuu simm, eu fiquei com muita vontade de ter kkkk

  • @felipegaldino1091
    @felipegaldino1091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "ainda tem celular com bateria?" Acho que o celular do Maicon tem um reator Ark no lugar da bateria kkkkkkkk

  • @misterjeed
    @misterjeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Próximo wallpaper tem que ser o Tomioka

  • @miguelcoelho7913
    @miguelcoelho7913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    F pro pirataria. my cow é tipo a versão reversa do Midas, tudo q ele toca vira merda.

  • @leitefodaum
    @leitefodaum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Grupo caiu Maicon, você matou o grupo Maicon 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @joseph5221
      @joseph5221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cala a Porra da boca mlk
      Um bando de animal do grupo deu chilique e deu free hate de graça no Maicon... sefuderam atoa

    • @caiomclean5608
      @caiomclean5608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joseph5221 responde isso pros adm do grupo, os mamarolas do maicon vieram invadir o nosso grupo, a gente n atacou ele atoa

  • @vitinhogoulart44
    @vitinhogoulart44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hugo gloss nunca esperava isso de vc!!

  • @rimasmonth
    @rimasmonth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    faz do graduaçao

  • @Vittor_Silva
    @Vittor_Silva 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nunca que uma bala custa centavos, fonte ânus de informação...

  • @jhosephysantos
    @jhosephysantos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    curou minha depressão 🙏

  • @fhillipeferreira4489
    @fhillipeferreira4489 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Ainda tem celular com bateria?" Não é tudo por carregando solar mesmo

  • @carvalheira_jorge
    @carvalheira_jorge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Adoro esse canal do Hugo Gloss

  • @AlexSRSoares
    @AlexSRSoares 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    O dinheiro que circula na pirataria é o mesmo que circula no crime, na padaria, no supermercado, no bolso dos políticos, na sua conta, em toda sorte de negócio lícito ou não. Dinheiro é dinheiro.

  • @dp-qw1ex
    @dp-qw1ex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    O chapéu do Maicon não parece aqueles chapéu que usa com à máscara pra te proteger da peste negra nos tempos antigos?

  • @teamseshhouse
    @teamseshhouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sinônimo de veja "oia" KKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • @conoromalley7028
    @conoromalley7028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Meu amigo foi cortar o cabelo em uma barbeira nova aqui e o barbeiro escrevei "adias" não "adidas" ate hoje o apelido dele e "adias" por causa do corte de cabelo

  • @Lucadml
    @Lucadml 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    nova skin desbloqueada: Hugo gloss Gaúcho

  • @Raylee00
    @Raylee00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3 dias antes da merda acontecer

  • @CrowEntretenimento
    @CrowEntretenimento 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Esse gus se acha o entendedor da polícia, e dizendo q uma bala custa centavos.. nunca pegou numa arma, só no free fire. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @douglasmaykon793
    @douglasmaykon793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Maicon solte a nezuko-chan imediatamente, ou serei obrigado a usar a 11° forma da respiração da água para acabar com sua raça

  • @omankeyrap
    @omankeyrap 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Os cara do grupo tão chorando até agora kkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • @MOTOX3X
    @MOTOX3X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Pai paga minha pensão eu minha mãe estamos passando fome e vc aí fazendo react 😭😭

  • @megamistar6337
    @megamistar6337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Skin desbloqueada: Maicon Gaúcho Hugo Gloss bah tchê!

  • @Guily
    @Guily 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ooi sou Guily, compositor. Postei a prévia da minha próxima "Real P1". Vai ser incrível ver ela completa..........

    • @theuzrare7687
      @theuzrare7687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      porra cara ta em todo lugar vai tomar no cu

    • @mendeszzz1831
      @mendeszzz1831 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theuzrare7687 ta fazendo o corre dele amigão

  • @canalrealidade4011
    @canalrealidade4011 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:00 tony stark BR, BRABO ESSE EM, aprendeu com o perigo... slkkkk

  • @OxeKara
    @OxeKara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    deixei minha aula de python só para assistir;
    tava nesse exercicio
    nome =str(input("Digite seu nome: ")).strip()
    print(f'Seu nome tem Kuster {"Kuster" in nome.lower().split()}')

  • @alanhenrique6246
    @alanhenrique6246 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:22 esses modelos são originais sim mano, são parte de uma edição limitada jean michel, taca no google dpois, o do 12:40 tbm são o originais, parte de uma coleção so não vou lembrar o nome agr

  • @CarlosEduardo-vy1mi
    @CarlosEduardo-vy1mi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    reage ao grupo do face " isso é tão bom sozinho que nem precisa de contexto" e da um salvão ai!!

  • @reichikita4249
    @reichikita4249 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Parabéns Maicon o grupo cai e agr ta foda pra recuperar os membros

  • @garlicgun8643
    @garlicgun8643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    :D gostaria de informar q o grupo caiu, missão dada é missão comprida