Half in the Bag Episode 130: Annabelle Creation

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  • Mike and Jay re-watch a lot of missed summer movies and the most important one of all, Annabelle: Creation! They also discuss Rotten Tomatoes and uncover the truth behind a sleazy contest.

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  • @ralphthemoviemaker
    @ralphthemoviemaker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9920

    That "Make Your Own Horror Short" contest is the most scummy thing a big Hollywood studio has done in at least a week.

    • @LordDemitel
      @LordDemitel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +559

      Make video about it you hack fraud! I need more of your content to feel intellectually superior to my peers!

    • @duckywinks
      @duckywinks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Definitely agree. I didn't know studios could lower themselves any more than they have. Also I love you Ralph, but not in a gay way. Probably. Maybe.

    • @adriant9984
      @adriant9984 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      You could probably make a better horror movie than this

    • @brandonzamudio1237
      @brandonzamudio1237 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think it's actually overdue, a scam or a sleezy business practice a second I thought was the average

    • @jaredlandis9216
      @jaredlandis9216 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      ralphthemoviemaker they probably got t too

  • @GreyJanuary
    @GreyJanuary 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3490

    Okay, seriously - my wife reads contracts for a living and it's important to note that the reference to "entrant" is not hinged on the winner, it's hinged on who actually enters the contest. They can do this to anyone who enters - the 2nd, 3rd, 4th etc person in this contest. Protect yourself, protect your idea. Don't do this.

    • @Darrylizer1
      @Darrylizer1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      So they can take your idea and use it, but not declare you the winner so they don't have to give you the 100 bucks?!

    • @Wyllowisp
      @Wyllowisp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      @@Darrylizer1 They'd probably have a "fake winner" or if all entrants are legit, they take all their ideas and just give one guy 100 bucks.

    • @Darrylizer1
      @Darrylizer1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Wyllowisp Yeah that's what I was thinking.

    • @AVerySillySausage
      @AVerySillySausage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Darrylizer1 I guess they would have had to notify the entrant and give them the $50 to have permission to use the idea, then another $50 if they use it. BUT, they wouldn't have to fly them out to meet anyone since that is reserved for the winner. So I guess they don't have to declare any winners at all which takes the whole meeting a non factor. You just enter your idea and maybe make $100 if they use it.

    • @Darrylizer1
      @Darrylizer1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@AVerySillySausage Yes. This "contest" is really not worth bothering with at all. I had a college film professor who asked students to present him with any ideas they had for screeplays and he would help them out. If you saw this guy you wouldn't trust him to feed your cat let alone "help" you with a screen play.

  • @carnagedoom
    @carnagedoom 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2241

    So much evil in that contract, they should make a horror movie about it.

    • @moonmannd7501
      @moonmannd7501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      -that was optioned for $50.

    • @robertkarnick1286
      @robertkarnick1286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Phantom of the Paradise

    • @PurpleColonel
      @PurpleColonel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Submit a short film about that concept to the contest.

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Since it specifically refers to the entrant as "he or she" ("his or her"), I imagine that the contract's power is overcome by a gender nonbinary person who goes by they/them/their

    • @tommythecat7752
      @tommythecat7752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PurpleColonel They would probably use it unironically.

  • @Topcatyo.
    @Topcatyo. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    War for the Planet of the Apes - 0:56
    Atomic Blonde - 1:10
    Dunkirk - 1:20
    The Dark Tower - 1:26
    The Emoji Movie - 1:33
    Annabelle Creation - 2:00
    Lights Out - 4:45
    I hope this was helpful!

    • @peacht3a242
      @peacht3a242 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The 32 minutes of silence after was enlightening

  • @ChrisStuckmann
    @ChrisStuckmann 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4456

    Hey guys, great video as usual. I can help shed a little light on the way the Annabelle: Creation embargo worked. The film was first shown at the Los Angeles film festival on June 19th 2017. There is no embargo at film festivals, so any critic who saw the film there would be free to post their reviews early to Rotten Tomatoes. Those would account for the initial reviews.
    The film was then screened again at San Diego comic con for fans and press, and this is where I saw it since I was already in town for SDCC. The embargo had already lifted at that point and there was no second embargo to my knowledge. There were however more screenings after the Los Angeles Film Festival and Comic Con, which would account for the influx of reviews after that.
    As for the studios interacting with critics after the screening, that rarely happens for me in Ohio, in fact basically never. Can't say the same for LA/NY people. At comic con, they handed out a swag bag to people who saw Annabelle: Creation. In it was Blu-Rays for The Conjuring and Annabelle 1, and a hat for Stephen King's IT. I gave all these items away to people I met there because I already own The Conjuring and I fucking hated Annabelle 1.
    I hope that sheds light on some of the questions you had, guys. Keep making great videos, RLM is my favorite channel.
    Edit: No one received an Annabelle doll for free. I bought mine off Amazon to use in the review because I wanted to make it look like she moved during filming.

    • @adama.7735
      @adama.7735 7 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      I'm surprised you commented on this video.

    • @ChrisStuckmann
      @ChrisStuckmann 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1362

      Why wouldn't I? I love RLM.

    • @candeesimmons9707
      @candeesimmons9707 7 ปีที่แล้ว +867

      Chris Stuckmann Better edit that comment to say you loved Annabelle 1 or Warner Bros won't pay your rent next month.

    • @adama.7735
      @adama.7735 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I guess I just wasn't expecting it.

    • @consgay3801
      @consgay3801 7 ปีที่แล้ว +569

      It's admirable to see someone manage to detach criticism of their work from criticism of their person, which you do here. Keep up the good attitude and professionalism Chris, it's something I think we'd all like to see more of in the world.

  • @Well_Meaning
    @Well_Meaning 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2535

    "The emoji movie looked so terrible I willingly gave sony my money so I could exaggerate my outrage in a youtube video"
    God bless this fucking channel

    • @Martin-tz4kz
      @Martin-tz4kz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      J Victor depends on the person

    • @naruyashan
      @naruyashan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      AI MAN cool comment edgelord

    • @RGDcommentnode
      @RGDcommentnode 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      "Would you rather see the Emoji Movie or Ghostbusters 2016?"
      I think I'd rather spend 2 hours drawing things in the dirt with a stick. You know, good old fashioned time wasting.

    • @PiePivotmontierO
      @PiePivotmontierO 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ryan D I remember drawing a penis in the dirt, the dumb rain ruined it tho :o(

    • @RyanHall42
      @RyanHall42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      get stuckmannized yall

  • @defenstrator4660
    @defenstrator4660 7 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    I love how the movie is so boring they literally talk about anything else for most of the video.

    • @thewinner7382
      @thewinner7382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The movie is actually hella well made

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thewinner7382 nah

    • @thewinner7382
      @thewinner7382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@winstonmarlowe5254 Yes. Have you seen it?

    • @Lu-db1uf
      @Lu-db1uf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@thewinner7382 Yeah, it's pretty dull

    • @leob4403
      @leob4403 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Lu-db1uf the plot holes were huge, that was the main problem, that and superflous characters that could have been easily cut from the movie to make it more focused

  • @DefenderofFuture
    @DefenderofFuture 7 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    There's nothing better than Mike badly mis-remembering horror movies.

    • @unterdessen8822
      @unterdessen8822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That electricity ghost was in Gremlins II ;-)

    • @zombieslayerz1
      @zombieslayerz1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like he was talking about The Lazarus Effect.

  • @gifgoldblum7940
    @gifgoldblum7940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The best thing about these Hollywood horror movies is the 40-minute reviews that are mostly Jay and Mike trying to remember which movie they're reviewing.

  • @M139NG
    @M139NG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    It would be great if David F. Sandberg could show up as a "guest of the worst" sometime in the future. Who knows if he is ever able to talk about any of this, but i feel like there is a interesting untold backstory here.

    • @TheBasaltHorogium
      @TheBasaltHorogium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Well, considering he did work with Warner Bros again with Shazam (and tbd with Shazam 2), I don't think he's allowed to talk about the controversy lol. Which is sad cos I feel like he's the type of guy who would wanna make fun of himself

    • @LTenhet
      @LTenhet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It's been mentioned elsewhere that (allegedly) he wasn't aware of the stipulations and terms of the contest and legitimately thought they would be helping aspiring horror filmmakers. Feels like he'd just be sad and/or angry about it if true.

    • @doubtsalmon
      @doubtsalmon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I doubt it's interesting

    • @luiginastro8831
      @luiginastro8831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He was in an episode of the Sardonicast, so I'm sure he'd be down to appear in BOTB.

  • @terrybradford3727
    @terrybradford3727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    the contest is disgusting. Thanks for showing why reading the fine print and contest rules are important.

  • @Dwaynerade
    @Dwaynerade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    "So they prayed to Jesus, 'Can we have our daughter back?' And when that didn't work they switched to the black arts." Best RLM quote since "Shaq Meat."

    • @angelotro
      @angelotro 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "miscellaneous..."

  • @jeremypayne5078
    @jeremypayne5078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    Lights Out, Don't Breathe, and Hush have now been joined by A Quiet Place, Bird Box, and The Silence

    • @IronicallyChristian
      @IronicallyChristian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      🙈🙉🙊

    • @neonsmoviereviews7969
      @neonsmoviereviews7969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don’t forget the original that started these, Wait Until Dark

    • @IronicallyChristian
      @IronicallyChristian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@MelancholyRequiem sensory deprivation horror

    • @MustafaTurgutDenizer
      @MustafaTurgutDenizer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't forget about Slender Man they literally cut out all the horror

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@IronicallyChristian , sensory deprivation horror for hearing, sighted, abled audiences. I wish actual deaf/hard-of-hearing and blind people could make these movies.
      As a HH person who passes as hearing, I can be very quiet. Like when I'm walking outside alone or when I'm in a group of hearing people all talking.
      But deaf people are usually loud af. Go to any Deaf event and there is so much laughing, shouting, vocalizing, banging. Hearing people are the ones who care about quiet, not them.
      I can't remember which one it was, whichever one Jim from The Office was in, but I remember the deaf girl was quiet as a mouse. Completely killed any immersion for me.

  • @j.andrews7832
    @j.andrews7832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    This is similar the Fred Durst's challenge when he was looking for a new guitarist. You had to audition with an original song/idea and Fred would retain all right, just for letting you audition. I know this is a late comment...but I thought the similarity was worth noting

    • @jeffstewert12
      @jeffstewert12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      When the hell did that happen, that’s so fucking scummy what the hell

    • @heyyoitsmebrian
      @heyyoitsmebrian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      fuck.... i missed my chance to audition.... fuck

    • @DeriDraws
      @DeriDraws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@heyyoitsmebrian you mean, you missed your chance to get your song stolen

    • @greatestscott6599
      @greatestscott6599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      More like _Lift_ Biskit, amirite?

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heyyoitsmebrian imagine being sad over a missed audition for fucking Limp Bizkit of all things.

  • @JH-fb3mp
    @JH-fb3mp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    Half in the Bag
    Semi in the Sack
    Partial in the Tote
    Some in the Satchel
    Quarter in the Clutch

    • @SatoshiKong
      @SatoshiKong 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Barely in the Burlap

    • @SylentVoidkeeper
      @SylentVoidkeeper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      GhettoBlastoise Kinda in the Container

    • @dr.jacksonbright5723
      @dr.jacksonbright5723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It’s like poetry, so that they rhyme.
      *PTSD flashback to Jar Jar stepping in shit*

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I Swear The Fuck

    • @maw9406
      @maw9406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Part in the Cart

  • @tylermcquarriemusic14
    @tylermcquarriemusic14 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I was in absolute fucking shock when Mike read out the contest contract. That's the most genuinely awful, corporate thing I've ever heard. Imagine being the guy who wins, and then having WB take your idea from YOUR hard work for $50. Bull fucking horse shit.

  • @bul13ts
    @bul13ts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1387

    Fun fact! Annabelle: Creation was the last movie I saw before I died and became a spooky internet ghost. Now I can spend all of eternity watching TH-cam videos!

    • @tastyloaf5487
      @tastyloaf5487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Hey, that sounds like a decent enough afterlife.

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tasty Loaf I kind of pity him...

    • @5pid3rman80
      @5pid3rman80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Best. Afterlife. Ever. (If there are also tacos)

    • @alainsucks
      @alainsucks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol random

    • @898poirot
      @898poirot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello my moustache.

  • @Twigggggy
    @Twigggggy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    Man it is sad to see that Rich Evans passed away, the Tums were just too much. Maybe when they do an autopsy and find his calcified liver, RLM can make a horror short of it. Then when they win their 50$, Rich Evans will be forever canon in The Conjuring universe. That is just what Rich Evans would of wanted.

    • @rolandmorales4504
      @rolandmorales4504 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Rabboonie a Tums Funeral.

    • @DeathToTheDictators
      @DeathToTheDictators 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL this is the funniest OP and comment thread I've read in weeks...plus I love the pic they used of Rich on the T-shirt...hilarious

    • @RogueAgent007
      @RogueAgent007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jar Jar is the key to all of this.

    • @FirstLast-ip9xy
      @FirstLast-ip9xy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      would have * wanted. (I'm not trying to insult you; I just want to help.)

    • @bamb0ostick
      @bamb0ostick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Put his spirit into an Annabelle doll!

  • @concordetconstabulary219
    @concordetconstabulary219 7 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    The contract for the contest looks scarier than this schlock. Shit make a horror film about a studio that steals people's stories and slowly drives them mad by picking their lives apart until they kill themselves and then make a movie about it. There, an original idea. Can I have some money

    • @milominderbinder9639
      @milominderbinder9639 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      That's a great idea. Of course you can't have some money.

    • @davidwriv
      @davidwriv 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      You get $50

    • @mauriciosoares9516
      @mauriciosoares9516 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That`s part of the plot of the book "the last don" written by mario puzo (writter of the godfather) great book, should check it out.

    • @TheWrestlingful
      @TheWrestlingful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'll pay $50 for the idea...

    • @pfath77
      @pfath77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1

  • @emendymedia
    @emendymedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Poor David Sanburg. To be fair he's got a couple of really good gigs from making a short in his house. I watch his tutorials all the time and helps immensely. I think his individual work is great and one day i'd love to see a film he has full creative control over like his shorts.

  • @anthroponacious
    @anthroponacious 7 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    This was the last movie my grandpa saw before he died because I forced him to watch it on loop until he overdosed on heart medication.

    • @ryanschur8730
      @ryanschur8730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nice, now you can get that t shirt. It's what he would have wanted.

    • @tonyedit
      @tonyedit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'd like to but the rights to your idea. For 50 dollars.

  • @sethrichmond
    @sethrichmond 7 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    I thought they were going to zoom in on Chris Stuckmann's face when they were showing the Rotten Tomatoes reviews.

    • @jadedteevee
      @jadedteevee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Seth Richmond They did, watch the rest of the video.

    • @Pat96813
      @Pat96813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      They were clearly pointing to Stuckmann as the biggest fraud lol

    • @rattleshnake7179
      @rattleshnake7179 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They kind of did lol

    • @Vladdie777
      @Vladdie777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Oh shit! Is Chris Stuckmann going to be sad again at his idols slapping him in the face? It makes me sad because I like them all. :(

    • @SonicKoolaid
      @SonicKoolaid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      What the hell since when did people start hating on Stuckmann?

  • @Bready_Player_Bun
    @Bready_Player_Bun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "None of it felt like little girl speak." - Mike Stoklasa; Little Girl Expert

  • @BrokenBeats94
    @BrokenBeats94 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The zoom in on Chris Stuchmann cracked me up, especially with his recent content

  • @JohnXuandou
    @JohnXuandou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Rotten Tomatoes is an incredibly simple system and I'm still baffled that people don't get it. Every reviewer and review is boiled down to a yes or a no. Do they recommend the movie yes or no. That's why you have two reviews that are 3/5 and one's a tomato and one's a splat. Read the wording of the reviews, both said the movie was average (3/5) but one said it was fine and the other said it wasn't worth watching. One yes, one no. Those yes and no reviews then get averaged into the score for the movie. An 18% on Rotten Tomatoes doesn't mean that the quality of the movie is that of an 18/100, it's saying that 18% of the people who watched it would recommend it.

    • @user-fz9vk4js5l
      @user-fz9vk4js5l 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Eurotrash RC what do you want him to tell you? 70% of critics would recommend it. That just what happened, maybe someone slipped them a few € and winked but what could this guy tell you

    • @JohnXuandou
      @JohnXuandou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Eurotrash RC That's not a problem with the Rotten Tomatoes scoring system though, that's a problem with movie reviewers. RT doesn't do anything but collect information and compile it in one location. If that information is slanted, they still have to collect it. You're blaming the diagnosis for the disease.

    • @mountaindewslave
      @mountaindewslave 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      technically Rotten Tomatoes works on a system where the critics pick a rating and if it's above 6/10 then it's automatically considered fresh, and then the reviews are just combined as an aggregate
      The tricky part is that 90% of critics could a movie 6.5/10, which would be considered negative by most people, and it will still look like a fresh tomato on RT. Maybe what's considered 'fresh' is too forgiving

    • @TransparentLabyrinth
      @TransparentLabyrinth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I will never understand the nuances of review systems. It's all too complicated. And then everybody uses different systems too. I tend to just go, like, "Does the reception seem positive overall?" And base my impression on that. And then proceed to not watch the movie until/if it ends up on Netflix, at which point I've long forgotten it exists.

    • @JohnXuandou
      @JohnXuandou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      No, it isn't the quality of the movie, because a movie could be a 1/10 and you wouldn't recommend it or it could be a 7/10 and you wouldn't recommend it. The RT rating has absolutely nothing to do with the quality of the movie, how well it was made or shot, the audio, anything. It's simply whether or not people liked it. A movie could be incredibly well made, but not worth watching (see - most Rob Zombie movies), on the same hand a movie could be very poorly made, but incredibly entertaining (see - Roger Corman movies). You can't exchange the two and you have to understand what you're looking at. Yes, chances are that if only 18% of people who saw a movie would recommend it, you probably wouldn't like it either, but there's also the possibility that you are in that 18%. All Rotten Tomatoes says is that a lot of people either like a movie or don't like a movie.

  • @roostuidos
    @roostuidos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Wait you're not going to review Dunkirk? Now what will I tell people what I thought about the movie?!?!

    • @OldieWan
      @OldieWan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Meh....

    • @soychidoese
      @soychidoese 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ruaridh McGurk it was alright

    • @Porcupinel
      @Porcupinel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Ruaridh McGurk here is my review: Movie was boring as fuck, because it overexplained the backstory of WWII

    • @VakieF1
      @VakieF1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They did, they said it was "alright". So now you know what to tell people.

    • @carleskilson65
      @carleskilson65 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ruaridh McGurk yah it was alright, the sound quality was good though. When a gun fired, it would nearly deafen yeh. If you want to see war brutality it's not so bad. I'm not a huge war film guy though.

  • @chantelleaustin3124
    @chantelleaustin3124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    I'm gonna enter that contest, win that $50 and use it to buy that T-Shirt

    • @DangerLevel10
      @DangerLevel10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Chantelle Austin I made a shitty slender man movie for youtube, that cost 100+ for a cop uniform, slender man mask, and other shit. Yeah man, the idea of winning is out of the picture unless you spend.

    • @fiveguys3292
      @fiveguys3292 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I don't know the conjuring universe, if I film myself turning the lights on and off for 2 minutes can I get that T-Shirt?

  • @PauLtus_B
    @PauLtus_B 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Simply put studios are blaming critics for people not watching terrible movies.
    That's actually one of the main reasons why critics exist. Good job critics, good job people for listening.
    But the rotten tomatoes score just isn't saying much.

    • @mathiaskanuck6759
      @mathiaskanuck6759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well unfortunately they printed it on my Don't Breathe DVD .....so the fact trailers and even DVD covers now have RT "CERTIFIED FRESH" Shoved in your face, it unfortunately means something.

  • @Bullitthiphop
    @Bullitthiphop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Link to the over exaggerated review of emoji movie doesn't work guys......

    • @PeiceofNick
      @PeiceofNick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bullitthiphop Thats the joke

    • @Wyllowisp
      @Wyllowisp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Nick R And THAT was also his joke.
      And now, you're the joke.

    • @russelltyler9363
      @russelltyler9363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JP_0306 Is this a joke?

    • @davidburton9690
      @davidburton9690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bunch of Hack Frauds, I still haven't gotten my T-Shirt!

  • @wrldwideindifference
    @wrldwideindifference 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    what if someone's 'Make Your Own Horror Short' was a submission about an indie director who entered a film making contest hosted by a major studio, wins the contest, flies out to meet with execs from the major studio, but then disappears under mysterious circumstances? then the studio premiers the indie director's film as their own IP, during which spooky stuff happens, attributed to the ghost of the indie director?

  • @LetsReadPodcast
    @LetsReadPodcast 7 ปีที่แล้ว +946

    the editing in of Gizmo at 7:30 was so damn funny

    • @kylewhytonen
      @kylewhytonen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I laughed and laughed.

    • @TheBrendon67
      @TheBrendon67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ummmm....
      Yeah!!!!
      Totally hilarious!

    • @TayTayMakesBeats
      @TayTayMakesBeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love how all my favorite creators watch RLM

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For comedy editing, it can't beat *24:53* from the actual trailer. _"But then, it wanted permission to move into a doll, so that it could be with us forever."_ The lines must have been gold on their own, but trailer-spliced with a horror movie sting, it's platinum. Its devilish plan to request Forever Doll Permissions, as you do

  • @deviljam4
    @deviljam4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Triggered by the missed Spooky count at 34:44

    • @Nebuloid1
      @Nebuloid1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      the spookometer was overloaded

    • @stefan1024
      @stefan1024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      UNSUBSCRIBED

    • @TheClevelandSteamer
      @TheClevelandSteamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I guess it broke down by this point...

    • @ramseydoon8277
      @ramseydoon8277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -1 true fan

  • @PanzerMold
    @PanzerMold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I would have loved to see a "You're the best around" montage of the father and mother praying to any deity or power they can find.
    Benny tried the same tactic in The Mummy and it actually worked for him.

  • @CorruptCodeMonkey
    @CorruptCodeMonkey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    50 bucks is 50 bucks. See you nerds in Hollywood!

  • @SageSimulant
    @SageSimulant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    A lot of the time I just listen to these videos in the background, so I miss a lot of the edits you guys make. Gizmo being edited into Lights Out was great.

  • @gizzylaserfoot2604
    @gizzylaserfoot2604 7 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    "Annabelle Creation is the Citizen Kane of prequels to prequel sequels. I give it an A+"- Meme Stuckmann

    • @LotusFlowerMedia
      @LotusFlowerMedia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nater no that's actually Scott mantz who says that

    • @heyyoitsmebrian
      @heyyoitsmebrian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lolololo... theres actually real people getting hyped to see the "masterpiece" movie "IT" ... bc Stuckman gave it an A - OMG ITS GOTTA BE GOOD GENE STUCKMAN GAVE IT AN A- !!!!!!!!!!!

    • @barkingbaphomet995
      @barkingbaphomet995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i thought IT was getting good word of mouth all around?

    • @Commander_Shepard.
      @Commander_Shepard. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait why is everyone shitting on Stuckmann, I thought he was a good movie reviewer? o.O

    • @bebaguette766
      @bebaguette766 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Commander Shepard You thought wrong, he's an absolute hack that just explains the plot of the movie, quickly goes through the acting and that's it. It's shallow and pointless. Also he's totally frozen, no charisma whatsoever. And his thumbnails are embarrassing, as is the whole ridiculous "get stuckmannized".

  • @Peratohtori
    @Peratohtori 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Horror movie idea: Writer turns into an electric ghost after getting ripped off by a major studio

    • @jor4114
      @jor4114 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Peratohtori
      ... Huh, I could actually see that working. Like, the writer guy gets hit by a lightning after apparently failing to complete a satanic ritual, and then comes back as a ghost made out of electricity to fuck over the studio that scammed his of his deserved money (which can escalate into him just causing wacky stuff to happen thus ruining the production of the movie he wrote, or him actively killing people involved in the production, depends on what the rating for the movie is).

    • @TheTexasDice
      @TheTexasDice 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Superhero movie idea: A random guy turns into an electric ghost and suddenly hates Spiderman for no reason.

  • @justincaseitmatters
    @justincaseitmatters 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Thanks for the shout out to my Arkansas Democrat-Gazette review! I appreciate you guys representing my call accurately. Rotten Tomatoes is useful, but you do have to read the totals carefully and to look at what's actually in the reviews. The early reviews for this one were really strange. I didn't recognize any familiar bylines. Sometimes that's good because it takes outsiders to appreciate a film, but it still bothered me that these reviews were there so far in advance of the critics screenings.

  • @generalsleepy3859
    @generalsleepy3859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At the theater I used to work at, one part of the building had a ~120 person, ~100 person, and a ~70 person auditorium. Movies naturally cycled down after the weeks, except when no one was buying tickets. The Dark Tower, along with the most recent King Arthur movie, are the fastest that I've seen a movie go to the small theater.

  • @whitneydouglas4794
    @whitneydouglas4794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love Jay's face when he is trying not to laugh at Mike's antics. Priceless. It is looks like he is going to explode from laughter at any moment and you wonder if he'll keep his cool or start giggle like a school girl.

  • @jacoblief8263
    @jacoblief8263 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This contest reminds me of some of the sketchy Nintendo Power contests from back in the day.

    • @jmalmsten
      @jmalmsten 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jacob Lief aw don't worry... They'll make The Mask 2 any day now.... Any day now....

  • @pyropoyo
    @pyropoyo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "The Emoji Movie looked so terrible I gave Sony my money to exaggerate my outrage in a TH-cam video."
    FUCKING *THANK YOU* FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

  • @ZachSMarsh
    @ZachSMarsh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The film had its world premiere back in June at the LA Film Festival, which is what Lights Out did last year. All the critics who saw and glowed about the film early were mostly from that initial screening. And WB was actually very confident in the film, as they screened the film two to three weeks in advance in several areas, my area included. They even had a nationwide promotional screening collaboration with AMC Theaters where they screened the film to AMC Stubs members over a week in advance. This took place in at least 50 locations. I believe WB did the same type of deal with Regal Cinemas that same night as well for their Regal Crown Club members, so add another 50 locations to that. Hope that answers any sort of questions you guys might have.

  • @Agaetis181
    @Agaetis181 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    someone make a short where the demon ghost monster is a $50 bill plz

  • @Spikex1
    @Spikex1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I do like Sandberg and think he knows how to craft atmosphere and tension under the right circumstances. Basically, I think he knows how to work with minimalism and the "less is more" mentality of scariness. Give him a script that leans into those strengths with a decent scary story that's smaller and more intimate in scale, instead of a dumb, blunt plot about Annebelle.

  • @unclechuckspowerring
    @unclechuckspowerring 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My grandfather died back in 2005.
    The last movie he saw was Spider-Man 2 and he loved it.

  • @TheWaddleDee
    @TheWaddleDee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    50 doll hairs

  • @JerkyMurky
    @JerkyMurky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    As an artist who has been making money on his art work and his photos as a second job for a decade, i can say its kinda normal for whoever runs a contest to basically own the rights to your work... it sucks. Its bull shit. Its the reason i always tell people to avoid contests like this. I have seen game studios ask for artwork in a contest that basically say "we own the rights to it, and if you win you get the prize and nothing else." Like, its sleezy what WB is doing here... but its no more sleezy then i have seen before.
    That being said usually the contests i see for artists and concept artists and photographers have prizes in the thousands of dollars... that 50+50 dollar grand prize is fucking insane!

  • @DevinWileyA
    @DevinWileyA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Sid Haig menacingly reading that WB contract would've been a more frightening horror film than Annabelle Creation.

  • @bothi00
    @bothi00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    this is why RedLetterMedia is my favourite channel on TH-cam

  • @flybydeath
    @flybydeath 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Dammit I will keep clicking there until it redirects me.... I WILL see Jay vs the emoji movie.

  • @mark19967
    @mark19967 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Did anyone read David F Sandberg's last twitter comment? He say's he's too busy to answer anymore tweets for the moment. Dated 17 Aug 2017. One day after this review? Ha Ha Ha!

    • @booradley6832
      @booradley6832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      The thing is, I feel sorry for Mr. Sandberg. At this point he's a small director who came from a background as a nobody(He had no connections that got him in or anything) that made something pretty good, then he made a mass-appeal horror film for the theatre going simpletons, so when the people holding his leash...I mean contract, when they tell him "You do this because we made you into an inspiring nobody to fame story" he cant really say no. Chances are he knew and his hands were tied. I dont see him quite as part of "the machine" he just seems like a guy who likes to make movies. Shazaam definitely feels like that's the case.
      I bet they only gave him $30 for being in that video anyway.

    • @nolestrono
      @nolestrono 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@booradley6832 Fuck I totally forgot he made Shazam. It just shows how you really can't judge a book by its author, I hope he continues to make stuff as good as Shazam cause he clearly does have skill.

  • @Esen441
    @Esen441 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The review embargo reminds me of what Warner Brothers did to "Shadow of Mordor." WB would only send out review copies to anyone who signed a contract to give it favorable reviews.

  • @tonymusic720
    @tonymusic720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I'm half Irish and half Jewish, so...
    I'm drinking if you're buying

    • @ankhi3585
      @ankhi3585 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You should try to work at WB promotion departement you have the right mindset.

    • @mathiaskanuck6759
      @mathiaskanuck6759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahhhhhhh...... Mmmyaasss

    • @mathiaskanuck6759
      @mathiaskanuck6759 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WeezaY5000 LIFE!

    • @0451Jim
      @0451Jim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aka Jewish

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Jay: "What did you think of The Dark Tower?"
    Mike: "It was only 90 minutes long!"
    Perfection xD .

  • @Joorum
    @Joorum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    If I wanted a spooky count, I'd watch Dracula, you frauds!

    • @vercingetorix5708
      @vercingetorix5708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joorum this comment is great

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joorum The Count: One jump scare. Ah ah ah ah ah ahhhh...2 Jump scares.

    • @Drewbie176
      @Drewbie176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha, I’m three years late but beautiful comment man

  • @lol-qk2fu
    @lol-qk2fu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Annabelle: Creation? What's next? Annabelle: Resurrection? What's next? Annabelle: Correction? What's next? Annabelle: Ramification? What's next? Annabelle: Inflation? What's next? Annabelle: Gratification?

    • @turdferguson9190
      @turdferguson9190 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Annabelle: Defecation

    • @novowels2030
      @novowels2030 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Annabelle: First Contact

    • @stephencarroll4681
      @stephencarroll4681 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Annabelle: Cumflation

    • @HonestSonics
      @HonestSonics 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Annabelle: Salutation. The demon grows tired of its evil deeds and decides to adopt a more welcoming, friendly demeanour and even creates a tinder page.

    • @poppanaattori89
      @poppanaattori89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Annabelle: Resurrection, A story about a demon possessing a group of xenomorphs, but once everyone is holed up in a safe place, ends up killing everyone by simply going through the wall.

  • @robertpaulson2043
    @robertpaulson2043 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Spooky counter missed a spooky. Literally unwatchable.

  • @lfricmunuc4534
    @lfricmunuc4534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:43 I also seem to remember that Yoda was dancing in front of a fire in that movie.

  • @MagnumTriumph
    @MagnumTriumph 7 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    I love how they just didn't bother to review Dunkirk.

    • @cezar211091
      @cezar211091 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      +Alex Abdoo what was so trash except the unnecessary plot with blinded kid?

    • @sammycw2000
      @sammycw2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      cezar211091 Now that the dust has settled, was he useful?

    • @cezar211091
      @cezar211091 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no

    • @Voeris1
      @Voeris1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      MagnumTriumph but the air battles were KEWL. vroom vroom!

    • @SuperMovieLvr933
      @SuperMovieLvr933 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MagnumTriumph They would've thought it was bad because it has the same problems as rogue one.

  • @marcasieber
    @marcasieber 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like these Half in the Bag episodes that delve into more than just reviews. Really interesting insights.

  • @ericsilva4472
    @ericsilva4472 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I'm taking an emoji movie right now

  • @brokenfingers9607
    @brokenfingers9607 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Lights out, don't breathe, and hush." - Mr. Plinkett

  • @actualskelordton1427
    @actualskelordton1427 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I'm surprised you went over the fact that the Director or WB executive might not even meet with you and if they don't you don't get that initial $50, but made no comment about it.

  • @nicdennis
    @nicdennis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how the word "Exploitation" is found in the fine print of the contest rules. Haha

  • @chinTF
    @chinTF 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    15:48 made me excited thinking my favourite man with a pineapple haircut was doing a collab with RLM :(

  • @ARB1452
    @ARB1452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    11:53 zoom in on Chris stuckmann hahahaha never noticed that before you guys are catty

    • @0451Jim
      @0451Jim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chris uploaded then deleted ANOTHER video of him crying about RLM

  • @zed-up
    @zed-up 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "It was alright"
    "It was okay"
    "It was alright"
    "It was only 90 minutes"
    The perfect punchline

  • @kriswatchesmovies
    @kriswatchesmovies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the face that jay makes when he's holding in his laughter at the very in kills me.

  • @darcycarroll2416
    @darcycarroll2416 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I wish you guys had submitted your old lady in the walls idea for that short film contest

  • @MattHawes
    @MattHawes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That bit with Mike going over the contract information for submitting a short film should be isolated and made into a video of its own to get the word spread around even further. Nice catch, guys!

  • @aaronheckler477
    @aaronheckler477 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    34:35 YOU FORGOT ONE YOU HACKS!!!!

  • @Voeris1
    @Voeris1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The contract actually said "exploitation"? Holy shit!

  • @dynamicvoltage9765
    @dynamicvoltage9765 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't speak specifically on this movie's review embargoes, but I used to do some gaming journalism, and there was an old Tomb Raider game in the 360/PS3 era where Eidos lifted the embargo if you gave the game an 8.0 or higher. So there are definitely instance of being allowed to post reviews early if you give them positive reviews.

  • @effluviah7544
    @effluviah7544 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You guys are Nancy Drewing the fuck out of the media industry, and I really appreciate it. I noticed the Rotten Tomatoes bullshit, but I never would have EVER found that Annabelle contest bullshit. So much bullshit. Thanks for being the heroes Gotham needs.

  • @lonestormtooper
    @lonestormtooper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how they skipped over all of the major releases of the summer and instead focused on a film I didn't even know existed until this video. Classic RLM.

  • @TurboButton
    @TurboButton 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Baby Driver's initial RottenTomatoes score is 100%, drops to 94% after release.
    Anabelle Creation starts at 100%, drops to 68%.
    Uh oh.

  • @vallytine
    @vallytine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Is David Sandberg responsible for this contest, or was it the studio and he was just told to promote it for some extra production funds?

  • @stonecoldrainbow
    @stonecoldrainbow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the video that made me a half in the bag fan and my life has been reunited ever since

  • @raximusrex3464
    @raximusrex3464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know this is four years ago but I those gizmo inserts in the lights out montage just killed me dead

  • @ImaginaryTerrie3
    @ImaginaryTerrie3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I saw this movie and as I was walking to the car I was hit in the head by some discarded movie nachos. My soul drifted for an unknown time but now it resides in a My Little Pony doll.

  • @DUSTINODELLOFFICIAL
    @DUSTINODELLOFFICIAL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    That terrible contract is almost certainly ass-covering in case they can't negotiate a proper contract/you threaten to sue if they don't come through. It goes badly and Warner gives you $50 and tells you to fuck off, their end of the contract upheld and their ass covered. At least I hope that is what it is because I can't imagine the news when someone gets paid $100 for their next horror schlock movie idea and goes to the media with that story

    • @WickedWicka
      @WickedWicka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      There's likely a non-disclosure clause. They'd sue your ass if you tried to tell anyone that you got screwed out of your idea.

    • @therecentlyundeceased
      @therecentlyundeceased 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      What media? The one owned by Warner Bros?

    • @DUSTINODELLOFFICIAL
      @DUSTINODELLOFFICIAL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's just that it's so brazen I can hardly imagine even a corporation being so evil, but I guess it's certainly possible

    • @ninakore
      @ninakore 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      DUSTINODELLOFFICIAL Warner Brothers is a billion dollar corporation. Corps that big feel they can do whatever to pinch pennies because they can afford to intimidate people.

    • @brinewind8732
      @brinewind8732 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +DUSTINODELLOFFICIAL Hey, it's cool to see you here. I listen to your Genesis uploads all the time. Awesome stuff.

  • @dunderminnet
    @dunderminnet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    50 dollars, while the big corporation takes your idea and makes millions.
    jesus christ

  • @RobTunes
    @RobTunes ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice to come back to this bit at 15:32 during the WGA/SAG-SFTRA strike, and be reminded that the studios have always been like this.

  • @noone3216
    @noone3216 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    People who see a short film and insist that it should be made into a full length feature clearly dont understand that the short length is what makes it so effective.

  • @micaiahgrossmann8058
    @micaiahgrossmann8058 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Just want to come back and say that Mike and Jay predicted The Exorcist: Believer 😆

  • @sonicaids
    @sonicaids 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "woman gets electro shock therapy and gains electricity powers" I'd watch that

    • @ChristopherRMoore
      @ChristopherRMoore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      can't wait for sylvia plath cameo in avengers:endgame

    • @TheKaiTetley
      @TheKaiTetley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Willeh The Nun 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    • @FleeTheFactory31
      @FleeTheFactory31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're gonna love Ernest Goes To Jail. Not a woman but he does gain magnetic electricity powers.

    • @arnhelmkrausson8445
      @arnhelmkrausson8445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's the plot of Shocker, isn't it?

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arnhelmkrausson8445 it is, basically.

  • @bkr1895
    @bkr1895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The Girl With The Gimpy Leg sounds like The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo fan fiction

  • @returnofstarwars9992
    @returnofstarwars9992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the spooky (TM) music that played during the reading of the devil's contract.

  • @TimHortonHAW
    @TimHortonHAW 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Is anyone surprised at WB at this point?
    They've been doing these types of practices for years.
    Just go look up some of the crap they pull in just their video game division.

  • @shakerHeightsChannel
    @shakerHeightsChannel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I would love to see a episode where they discuss just rotten tomatoes. I used to be very dedicated Rotten Tomato'er but now I take their reviews with a grain of salt.

  • @panzerghost
    @panzerghost 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Aw man, Valerian and the City of a thousand Planets would've been perfect to review for you guys. The comics inspired so many things in Star Wars. You could've called George Lucas an idea stealing hack again.

  • @garbledgaming1696
    @garbledgaming1696 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    27:47 Seems like Jay did a bit of Conjuring of his own with that Christopher Walken voice.

  • @thewhatness
    @thewhatness 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    *I SWEAR THE FUCK!*

  • @Kcjoe-ln9op
    @Kcjoe-ln9op 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “When is this Annabelle doll gonna start offing these orphans”

  • @Mercymorn99
    @Mercymorn99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I really think Mark and Jake are real geniuses for not really reviewing the other summer movies, you can find perfectly competent reviews of them elsewhere. Really smart of them to review more under the radar movies like this one

  • @KizaruB
    @KizaruB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That contract reminded me of the Warcraft Reforged UGC clause that gives Activision control of your content.

  • @sebastianglaz
    @sebastianglaz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    50 bucks is still probably more than they paid for the shitty BvS script

  • @milkdrom3da
    @milkdrom3da 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This channel makes me wanna watch more movies just to come here and watch the corresponding video. Yall are funny as hecc.

  • @Coolfalsename
    @Coolfalsename 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    My goodness, that really is scummy, even for Warner Brothers.