EVERYBODY WANTS A PIECE | Agario #9
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ต.ค. 2024
- Everyone wants a piece of the Jack man in Agario!
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Outro animation by the amazingly talented James Farr:
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
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3:29. It's funny seeing Mars devour NASA in the corner.
XD
I know it will probably happen in real life too
+Sam Collins shots fired
+DashieSparkle Sounds like a fanfic :)
+DashieSparkle what are the odds that it will happen in real life one day? I call fifty cupcakes
Hahaha That's epic jack! Your hair is BOSS! XD
Yeah. That HAIR IS BOSSSS and hi jack u are awsome
I didn't know you watched jack! XD
Hi MasterOv didnt know you watched jack😄
Wow that's hillarious but good
+MasterOv - Agar.io | Bloons TD Battles & More! You watch Jack O.O
_"How? How in the holy Jim Belushi's balls? ...How are you doing that?"_ ~Jacksepticeye, 2k15
I just fucking spit all over my screen by reading that jfc :'))))
LMFAO. That's hilarious.
+Peter Parker™ (Tʜᴇ Aᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ Sᴘɪᴅᴇʀ﹣Mᴀɴ) WHAT MOD lets you use any picture you want
lol
Derrick Korstick witch mod is it
9:10 |
Jack:Damn there's something in my eye
Me: ITS SEPTIC😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jack-septic-eye. WOW!
Can't believe he didn't think of that
I bet you're actually a really good singer tbh. You definitely have the lungs for it
Yeah man everyone has lungs
+Eric Warner that's not what I meant lol
LOLOLOLOL
+Brad Does Minecraft due you're everywhere xD
+Vouch Wenger blame TH-cam!
RIP Normal hair
Idk around 2012- 2015
And introducing our replacement Cosmo (Green hair)
Lol
Jack is Cosmo, Mark is Wanda. But if pewds dyes his hair blue, they'll be the Powerpuff girls.
+Cute Girl Cydago allready did that.
+Cute Girl Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup!
+Cute Girl Also wrong show. Cosmo and wanda comes from fairly odd parents.
There's something in my eye, it's a sammy!
Love it
lol
Szzzzzzz
Aww cute!
So...Mars ate NASA? That seems problematic....
wtf Mars has eaten nasa
12 years later
nooooooooooooooooooooooo9oooooooopooooooooooooooooooooooooo99999oooooooooooooooooooooooo.
told u
Welp we shall see...
Lizzie Hunsaker I thought I was the only one who saw that 😂
Mars is me
The things this dude says when he's into a game are hilarious lol
snowstorm %ř1_ř;-
Yep! Hehe
Nia. you mean like "so tempted to split and take a bunch of dudes!"
True Story:
I met this little guy in agar.io and his name was "8", 8 and I were best buddies will would click w every time to give each other mass, when we got eaten by other balls we would find each other again, good times. Then one day my game was lagging and my game froze and shut down, after that i never found 8 again. :*(
R.I.P 8
The same happends to me like every 2 days
CreepRoot Geometry Dash LOL :3
+Balloon Boy like if u crie everytiem ;-; also STOP STEALING MA FUKIN LIGHT GO GRIEF SOMEWHERE ELSE!! (baloongasm)
CreepRoot Geometry Dash ;-;. And no i do what i want
+Balloon Boy ur laugh kills me more
I can't stop staring at your hair
+Angela Bird ikr! It's fantastic
Ha Gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Little Man how is that supposed to be insulting?
same
+Angela Bird cant either its so awesome will i think its awesome X3
in: 2:29 and 4:30 and 4:55 and 5:06 I'm the "Algeria " dude lol
YOUR GREEN HAIR IS BOSS (i dyed my full head the color blue)
You do understand what you just said right?
Dying hair is for weird socially awkward losers who wear all black and sit by their selves at lunch
+Johnosaurus LMAO I CRI
+Johnosaurus XD
+geekgirl178 OMG I wish I could do something so crazy but my boss level is still only at 69%! :(
"JUST TAKE ME DOWN BY THE RIVER AND TREAT ME WELL!!!"
- Jacksepticeye
lol 😂😂😂
Wait wait wait wait...
Jack is Irish, the "Irish color" is green..the color of his channel art n shit because of a septiceye...so he dyed his hair green.
"I will become the perfect cell!" - Jacksepticeye
Cell, who wants to become perfect in Dragon Ball Z, is green.
Jack is Cell.
Illuminati.
You're gay
Well for one I can assure you I am not, as for why you assume that I don't know, what gave you that idea? I never mentioned anything even remotely related to sexuality.
Haha his not gay his just a funny bastard 😉
Ha, thanks!
+Necro Glitch HOLY CRAP
*BOOSH* (mind blown)
None else notice if your in mobile devices then you will notice that when you touch the screen to pause the video you will notice that the bckround is different I don't know how to explain it
Yes i was wondering the same thing its actually annoyin me
I don't see it.
I just noticed it. That's sooo weird...
True
So weird I saw it too
Sean's never ending quest to git gud continues.
Dude, he's forever a filthy casual
+Joshua Lorenzo Not entirely true. Everyone has the capacity to git gud. And the ride never ends.
Shardok Ulfrikson "The ride never ends." Famous last words
+Joshua Lorenzo "Famous last words" exactly how famous is "The ride never ends."
Edward Griffin I'm doomed please send helpp
Agario + Green hair = Best video EVER!!!
Actually, Shadow of The Colossus were the best videos! :D
Or that Chubby Bunny video! :D
+Kaleb Brown or septiceye sam, green hair and agar.io = OMFG
I feel you Jack. Every time I go for a trim, I get those little baby hairs in my eyes too. Oh, and glow in the dark hair dye is a thing. A beautiful, magical thing that I'm going to buy.
+Emily Miller Oh gosh do you know where to get glow in the dark dye? I currently have neon purple hair and it'd be pretty great if I could get it glow in the dark too haha
Mine fall into my shirt and itch D:
Emily Miller
Oh alright cool! Thank you :)
Airborne Officer Of Roblox Oh Glob, that sucks too! XC
+Emily Miller I'm sorry, it seems that the comment of where you could get it kinda....disappeared. Do you mind telling me? I hope to dye my hair....and make it glow....mwahahah~
i love how ur a good person and you try to make people feel better and how grateful you are love u jack
That Java update though xD
I cooked minute rice for 58 seconds...
THUG LIFE
+sunter gamer LOL XD
Lol xD
+sunter gamer I did it in 59 secs ultimate thug life
💚 ur green hair
Finally someone who likes it
Oh the emoji heart is green, I get it.
I'm sorry but it just didn't look good in my opinion
It just doesn't suit him
+Ethan Petcher well he did it for a good cause so fuck off with your rude opinion
that ending was cute.
can we just stop for a second and appreciate that while Jack was freaking out about Java NASA was absolutely annihilated by Mars?
in my mind i just thought of jack in the street eating someone.
+Alison Giles LOL! Great mental image!
wtf
Person: Help me. Jack: NO! *Eats person*
Alison Giles Ah! Someone needs to make this a fan fiction! Or perhaps a parody of "Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf" that be cool!
+Alison Giles well good because now he's a wendigo thanks
(Not a hate comment) =3
Green hair on blue background. loving it! Votes for keeping his hair green? 👊
it is a good contrast
+PolarizedMoon yup I love it!
+PolarizedMoon and for a really goo course too which makes it better 😊
+PolarizedMoon oh cool your a youtuber what's your channel called? I like dark blue would look good
+PolarizedMoon oh shit yeah that was quite obvious wasnt it XD
Everyone has died down, exempt jacks hair it dyed up hahahahehehahaineedhelphahahehehihihapleasehelp
😂😂😂😂😂
not funny😑
FoxyFox83 take a joke will you? IF you didn't realise, it was a pun.
+Undyne The Sexy Fish if u didn't realize u spelt realize wrong idiot and I know it's a pun but it's still not funny bc it's not a funny pun, btw God gave you a brain...USE IT
FoxyFox83 Geez, it was a SIMPLE spelling mistake. Calm the fack down will you?
By far the best agario vid I've seen !!
+rhys owen Really? :/ I have other ones I think are better than this but thank you! :D
toward the end of this its so funny! I lost my shit. Cheers Jack I appreciate your dedication to youtube and the fans. Keep it up!! jacksepticeye
+jacksepticeye hey jack
+rhys owen even bodil40 that only posts agario
"Take me down to the river and treat me well!" hahaha well I just got a new phrase.
airmaster123
I already learned that one from Chris Rock in Madagascar years ago, thanks though.
"AH JUST TAKE ME DOWN BY THE RIVER AND TREAT ME WELL!"
I freaking died 😭 lmao
+RainbowUnicorn Queen I sometimes say weird things haha
+jacksepticeye
ERHMEHGURD you actually saw my flipping comment 😱
And it's okay I say why weirder 😂😂😂
+jacksepticeye I Do To
+manseriously lol
Okay?
+manseriously lol
That's bullshit, you squeaker.
14:15 What a transition!
He looks like the joker now! He can be called the Jacker
jokescepiteye
+PolarizedMoon ?
its like jackscpeticeye but jack is replaced with joke
+PolarizedMoon oh I just noticed that XD
Derrick Korstick yeah
Woo!!!!
Agario!
Still the gaming sensation that swept the nation.
YAH
+50ShadesOfKJ yupp :D
He looks so fabulous with the green hair.
Sean your vids inspired me to make a yt channel
(ノ^o^)ノ
BLAZE Fire g
lolo
i honor you prince!
Frankvegeta ! All hail prince of all sayains
Yey! Green hair!
Yeah bro
Everyday life is a adventure with just my two balls
+CookiGaming lol
+CookiGaming haha
+CookiGaming lol
+CookiGaming lol
+CookiGaming hey cooki :D
"You don't just go up to somebody and say hey? Can you help me, and the scream NO and devour them" no or else the wen gigs
Lol sorry auto correct, I meant to say wendigos will eat everybody XD
You can edit comments...
+Aiden English Jack complains about "This game sucks" which is no.1,And no.2 is "deal with it".LOL
2:00 Sam is seeing double :3
XD
Yes!!! The green hair have arrived!!!
has*
I was wondering how long it would take to show up in regular videos. 😆
+Chea Resan It already arrived yesterday :P
If you ever write a book, please do a book of insults, because I was dying of laughter xD
Loving the green hair! :D Makes me want to dye my hair purple, Might actually do it some time soon! :3
I want to do it green/blue!
nice
Your profile pic has pink/purple hair lol
+DiaDestiny i wanna dye it blue :P
Same I would totally do that.
That low grumble of his voice at the very end of the video gave me chills
The hair surprisingly suits Jack so well! I wonder if he likes it or if he just feels ridiculous lol
+Nat Cat I like it :D
Normally, I would not think the green hair looks good at all, but since it was for charity, it's not that bad.
+Sam “SamThePerfext” O. *Sigh*
Annie leonhart is my favorite character lol
I feel a little Marco-ish towards her.... that is to say.... SPLIT feelings
Sam O.
Sorry are you feeling a bit HALF off today?
If Marco were a supernatural being he would be a centaur, because he's only HALF human
Yes! The true Irish hair has finally made it into a gameplay video! :]
"I'm so tempted to split and take a bunch of dudes." -Jack 2015
12:12 ...
...
...I may have choked on my coffee at that one.
[EDIT] 12:32 WARNING, GIGGITY OVERLOAD, ABANDON SHIP
+Tanya Sapien haha I really need to choose my words
+jacksepticeye you are the best youtuber ever please please make a new reading comments with jacksepticeye and place this in your video and by the way speed is key
this is a fun video to listen to with just the audio XD
+Ajax Wolfe Agario usually is haha
Sean, your videos make my day. Especially today as I just found out that my cousin that was really close to me committed suicide, and I want to tell everyone that it doesn't have to end this way. I love you all and Sean does to. Please talk to someone before you kill your self, I am positive that Sean will help you thru the pain as he did for me
I am terribly sorry about your loss, moop troop. May your cousin be living peacefully in Heaven now. I pray for you and your family and friends in grief. Always know that we, as well as Jack, will always be here if you need anything. Again, I am sincerely sorry.
Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry for your loss. Sending my love and thoughts to you and your family.
+moop troop Thank you for sharing that with us, you never know who will read your comment and think twice.
i know how u feel my very close friend committed suicide and i send my love and kindness to u
Thanks for sharing to us... Just like how everyone just says this.
Me:*sees old video*
Also me:holy shit is that me in the leaderboard
Also also me:sees i eat jack
Me after all of this: ;>
btw fucking LOVE the hair !!!!!!
+mikey meszaros OOOOHHHH. Its you.......... I hope you remember me!
+mikey meszaros I ARGREE!!! THE HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL
+Jesmin Jannah it's sexy
+mikey meszaros he didn't have the green hair when he was playing until dawn
+Jesmin Jannah THE HAIR IS SO FUCKING BOSS!!!!!
Yes, you can get glow in the dark hair dye. Its awesome.
If that is you in your profile pic, your hair is just as cool as jack's.
+Shady Sara Aw thank you! I honestly think Jacks hair is wonderful so that means a lot!
What's the name brand for it, do you know?
+Evan Pancake It is really cool. Both yours and Jack's.
How do u do that
Jack, you should do a special edition video. You, speaking with that deep voice for AN ENTIRE VIDEO, no matter what you say or play.
Challenge accepted..?
+Zegorykz Now that would be interesting
you should do a live stream playing this with fans. That would be fun
Ahhhh I got anti septic on my toe D: my boss powers...fading
🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🎂🎂🎂🍪🍪🍰🍪🎂🍰🍰🍪🎂🍰🎂🍪🍰🍪🎂Cookies, cake and pizza to heal your bossness!
lmao
It's not too late for you but you must scream as load as you can to regain your bossness
Can we all take a moment to pray for this boss to heal back to his/her full potential
Dear god, Please heal this BOSS' BOSSNES. And please oh lord, let this man or woman BOSS on and be part of the septic army. Thank you lord!!☺️🙏🏾
Wait, so if jack gets a jersey tan, he will be an Umpa Lumpa.
+BronusLevel he is tall enough for it ;)
Now if we don't get a video with jack as an Umpa Lumpa ill be very dissapointed
+BronusLevel can i ask something? wat da fuq is a Umpa Lumpa?
Seriously? OH SHIT DAWWWWG, its a thing from willy wonka and the chocolate factory
BronusLevel oookkkey i haven't seen willy wonka and the choclate factory...
I have green hair that glows under a black light! I used pravana chromasilk neons in green
+Meagan Ernst i'm replying so Jack can see so he doesn't resort to melting his skull
that's awesome!!! wherex you get urs done???
pewdseptiplier 1223 I do it myself and I order the dye off amazon
Oh that's cool !!!!! I want hair like that!
pewdseptiplier 1223 it's so fun to have crazy hair, my profile picture doesn't do the green justice, it's really bright
Very ironic how Mars destroyed NASA at 3:30
sometimes i wonder if doge is dan in disguise
Hmmmm..... my friend I think you are correct!
same
+The Duckling do you really have to wonder tho B)
+The Duckling the phandom is everywhere
Wrong channel
Am I the only one who gets sad whenever Feliix, Mark or Sean eats a country because of Hetalia
*Felix
There once was a boy names Jack, he brought happiness to people all over the world and everyone loved him. But one day he fell asleep while recording and Kaye's on his keyboard. When he woke up his forehead felt weird but he didn't realize that the word BOSS was tattooed on it. As he went threw his day people stared at him but he didn't know, he would never know. Then at the end of the day he looked in the mirror and his hair was green and he had the word BOSS on his forehead...he went to sleep again and woke up in the middle of the night when his eyes started burning. He ran to the bathroom and saw that the white in his eyes was green and he was taller. He was scared and grabbed his phone in panic, to find that his arms moved super fast and when he clutched his phone it shattered. His hand started to bleed but healed almost instantly, Jack understood what was happening, he was such a boss that it couldn't be contained, his bossness was overwhelming his mortal body...
And wtf I meant can't in the last paragraph...hahah if u read the hole this. Then gg bro I hope I liked it
+Mindy Mulligan lol yes
2021 videos have nothing on this gold
[10:34] Top 3:
This game sucks
deal with it
kk
What are the odds? X'D
😂😂
+Katie Wadman LOL Nice spot xD
+Katie Wadman LOL didn't even notice that until now, thanks!
No
I've been trying to do just that for many many years. I just love it too much.
8:15 sounded like he was going to say "ha gayyyyy"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude your a fake Jacksepticeye so stop leaving links in the comment
+jacksepticeye . Fake bitch
F*CK YOU SPAMMER
+jacksepticeye . FAKE
jack i punched the like button in the face like a boss and he called me an asshole what should i do all mighty boss
Hmmmm I am not de almighty boss but now you should punch it a thousand more times until it is permanently liked and dead
Murder the like button
+Joao Martins just PUNCH IT LIKE A BOSSSSSSSSSS
love the way he says ar words like car
Narwhals narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Causin a commotion
Coz they r so awesome
Narwhals narwhals
Swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty white
They beat that polar bear in a fight
They're the sea unicorn
They've got a kick ass facial horn
They're the Jedi of the sea
They stop cthulu eating ye
Narwhals they are narwhals narwhals
Just don't let em touch your balls
Narwhals they are narwhals narwhals
Inventors of the shish kabob
+Jimmie Urbanek thanks. now i will be singing this all day.
OMFG ITS BEEN A LOOOOOOOONG TIME I HAVE NOT HEARD NOW YOU BRING IT BACK WHERE DID YOU GET IT FROM ADULT SWIM?
+Moisesisolaf241 Msp look up Mrweebl on youtube
Copy Right!!!
best song ever when I heard it a year ago my favorite sea creature became the narwhal
So is there going to be more jack to the future?
heart of a 10yr Looks like 16yr is 20-26
shanna t 26
This was a great Battle Royale, a true og
how is everyone today? i hope you are having a fantastic day
soooo happy i'm gonna get greeted by your green hair every time i open your videos :D
You are always in the top comments , didn't u watch that video he made on TH-cam comments.
Nothing against u but this is the millionth time I've seen u
+olonely100 Hes a fairy. Hes Cosmo XD.
Im loving the green hair jake... Hahahah
It's jake
Jack
+michael head good edfort
+michael head is it like felixses ... like it will go away
+FrootSmash no its ugly & he's not being himself
Don’t you just hate it when you ask a stranger for help, and they say NO and devour you?
Was anyone else screaming at 6:38, NO JACK GO DOWN!!!!!!!!!
yes lol
JACK DID YOU SEE THE ESCAPIST WALKING DEAD, you should try it when its out
Yes defiantly play that jack
+Cojoke definitley*
Jack if ever you're on Teams mode and you see a cell named Canadian Blob and it's giving littler cells on it's team some of it's mass, that's me :)
I wish he still made these videos
At 6:50 the guy who ate Jack is a brazilian youtuber
The green hair is actually a good look on you!
+Synonymous Bystander hey no need for violence here. I'll be your friend.
+Synonymous Bystander dm on Twitter my username is lyndseysmith97
+Lyndsey Smith Thank you :D
+jacksepticeye a wise man said jse is irish green will always look good on him
Hey Jack, can you play Skate 3 again? I watched all of your skate 3 vids, they're on of your best videos you've ever made! PLEASE READ THIS AND CONTINUE SKATE3
YESSSSS
YEESSSSSS
No. He never will. Get over it.
He said he won't do anymore vids
No he didnt
5:06
Close your eyes and think of cell's semi perfect form.
"WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW AND FAT?!" me af
Septiceye puked on your hair..
Sam?
+Durmus Sarioglu WITH WHAT MOUTH THO!?
+jacksepticeye . NOT THE REAL ONE DONT CLICK ITS A VIRUS LINK
***** DONT CLICK
+jacksepticeye wow gooo FUCK YOURSELF
You should have used a green screen just for the lols.
OMG
hahahah, the top of his head would be gone xD
some one had that idea dumb ass
+ernest Yearicks well maybe people just think alike and he just happened to not know that someone else had that idea...
You're such a nice little bean and it makes me happy 😊
When im 25, im going to dye my hair a black-green fade. AWESOME :DD
+Aiko Lopez Why not do it now?
+Poking Everything XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
The ugly green of cars fade?
Alberto NineThreeTwoFour maybe ;v;
Cameko- MMD
xD xD
Smexy green hair.
There it is.
I FUCKING LOVE YOUR HAIR.
+Alex Fleming haha thanks :D
jacksepticeye No problem :D I don't want to watch a video with you in it without this hair ;-;
I miss this jacksepticeye the one now is calmer
Jack today my cat died i was so depressed but you helped me get trough it...thank you :) it was 3 months old ;-;
D: that sucks
+SoniPlaysEverything why did he/she die? thats so sad... i lost many cats who were young and i know the feeling..
Praying. I bet she's meowing from above.
No one cares bro its the truth .-.
+Rafael Nieves well you're comment is void because if look people do care and also stop being mean.
OMG I PLAYED WITH HIM I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS YOU JACK!!!!!
ps nice hair
i did not get his number ............. i wish
+Kimberly Carney What was your name?
+Daniel Pryor Nostalgia Critic Reference?
What
i know
Is anyone else surprised that Jack didn't mention one thing about 9/11
Right?
+Cookie Clan - lets play - challenges Well he doesn't live in the U.S. I guess it just isn't to relevant in Ireland, not really sure, but it might just be the differences in countries.
It doesn't even matter if he didn't mention it
He's not American, he might not know about it
Aside from being a resident of Ireland, I think he just wants to cheer up American viewers with a normal happy as usual Jack video. (if by chance he knows about the event.)
Jack said there's something in my eye it's the septicness
Everybody wants some!
You want some I'll give it ya
SuperMandibleclaw Uh, what do you have?
+Brandyn Vanover A piece
SuperMandibleclaw Of WHAT? Cake? Pizza? Deez Nuts? Seriously though, a piece of WHAT?
Brandyn Vanover A piece of DAT ass
Hey Jack! Guess what? I know you probably won't read this but, I am making a game for you.. Development should take a while but, it will get done. It will be a pokemon based game on your life with some twists.. Chances are you think I am full of shat and won't ever get this done, but believe me... I WILL....LOVE YOU
Could i get beta access
I will give you beta access when it is available... You could test for bugs Mine Shorts
+Excholym I can help test for bugs too!
+Excholym i would be very happy if i could test for bugs
+Excholym I test for bugs too, you would need a bigger tester team if you were to release the game any time soon. :)
Well I had glowstick in my eye so it should be ok
I had the stuff inside the glow stick in my mouth I'm sure I'll be fiiiiiiiiinnnnneee
grizzley bear oh rlly just needed someone to call that because no one else would talk to you?
WaterninjaX same
udi
7th
I love watching all jacks vids every day its the best ☺