Sketch: "This is the last time I'm playing this game and then I'm done forever, unless they add something else." Me: Good thing the game updates every Friday.
*spoiler!* To get antidote ending do the janitor quest then pick up the key next to the janitor then open the yellow lock then you or another player get the antidote then protect that player cause if that player dies they won't have the antidote in their inventory! You will have to go to class and take the zipline,then,go with Dan and survive the horde! Wish you luck!
Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on TH-cam! I play that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona
I come to watch the latest sketch and before I can reach for my drink sketch is already vibing buying everything and stretching his screen so it looks like I just joined a game that has some disease but the I thought nah it’s just me ;-;
Sketch: *Loses rocket chair* *Sad music plays* Doesn't notice at all that it said not permanent Sketch: I will die for my rocket chair where is my rocket chair? Also Sketch: You only have it for the small beginning Me: It's a waste man...
@Bowen Love thats your opinion nut right now jailbreak has more visits meaning more people support jailbreak than madcity and i can understand why because mad city doesnt update anymore and dont reply to this saying "jailbreak never updates either" because asimo already said update news is getting announced next week.
Boredom:**exists**
Sketch: Let me introduce myself
nNHhhHhHhHiIoLLlOooOoO
Fr bro
Shut up with ur compliments idc
Idk the purpose*
_oh yeah_
How to get antidote ending:
1:Go to class
2:Go with dumpster diver dan
3:Fight the zombies
4: Someone needs the antidote
Cooooool
didn’t ask but didn’t care
Not true
@@shadaebadi9520 this was 2 years ago ;-;
@@AFC613 learn to pronounce and if u dont care dont reply
Sketch: Goes fast in the rocket chair
Also Sketch: Plays Megalovania to represent his speed
Yeah i know dud
I know right
I love undertale lmao
:O is sketch sans?!
@@samuraisoldier4380 why do i hear boss music
Love the video the video is so cool I play that a lot a lot with my cousin media
I cant belive this is still funny and makes me die of laughter even after 3 years
This is gonna be the best 10 minutes of my whole day!
Same even when it’s old
Sketch you called the rocket bing bong chair 😂😂
your chair poor cut
Prepared for the Easter egg at the end my dude
fellow black pfp
Wot
@@mrrobertthomas3903 oop- I got a white one
What do you mean Easter egg
I saw it
Zombie GAME. YOU HAVE A GOOD GAME 🎮
9:01 sketch says 'please dont do it please do not do it nothing in my tummy'
Sketch: It's up to me the last of me. *Epic music plays*
*Dies later* .....
He'd fke5cus
XD RITH HE DAED
@@sarahkenny1344 bruh dont say the f word but the last of us part 2 is fun joel be ded and me hate neil durckmann
Rocío Fonseca died*
Hi I love you sketch you are the best keep your vids up
Sketch: "I know what I'm doing"
..
Sketch: "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO DAT?"
You've got a point Bunny With A Crossbow
Johnny
Sketch :▪︎○●□■♤◇♧☆⊙°•¤《》¡¿\|
Lol
Sketch you're the best TH-camr your videos are so funny
Who's been a fan of sketch before 2020?
I love your intro sketch
I love how you put random songs as your intro xD
Instablaster.
Enjoy watching sketch play Field trip z, but at 3:23 he says why you murdering me.
Me: don't hurt sketch 🥺 even if if he's a zombie.
Wtf
NO
Oh I get it cause at 2:43 zombies attack and he respawn as a zombie.
the phantomboy9 I think this game is not for children because Isabell zombies I think you shouldn’t not played it
@@jadalittle4119 ,🐂🥳🥳😉😉🥳🥳😉🧐
I haven’t watched you in 1 year and your already at 4 million subs
lowbsi
this is so cool I love it🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩💪💪💪💪💪💪👍👍👍👍👍👍
When sketch said “donut Daniel”
Me:
LOL LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HE HAS GOTTEN A NEW NAME LOL 😂🤣
Sketch: I'm already breaking in!
Me: -sits like a dead body-
How did you do the line?
-hi-
Oh nvm
Zachary Richards how?
How do the line
Sketch: Uploads
Everyone: *Goes to comments*
Sketch: "This is the last time I'm playing this game and then I'm done forever, unless they add something else." Me: Good thing the game updates every Friday.
Manqweedsssssxxxxxx
Yeah lol
You are the best the finding secrets
Sketch:, you said you know everything in the sewer
..
Dumpster Dan: This is new
Sketch: MY ROCKEY CHAIR IM GOING TO GET DOUBLE LOLOL
Dragon Gaming LOL
LOLLLLLOOO
XD
LOL
@Alejandro Ramirez Tadeo HI
0:18 YAAS BOI! MEGALOVANIA!!
Hi
Me: *See’s Sketch In A Rocket Chair*
Also Me: You Can Go To Space With That!
What?
Oh ok
I wanna go space right:)y-ur funny h-haha not really funny
This is zombie apocalypse sketch get me that rocking chair and I’ll consider being scared!
*spoiler!*
To get antidote ending do the janitor quest then pick up the key next to the janitor then open the yellow lock then you or another player get the antidote then protect that player cause if that player dies they won't have the antidote in their inventory! You will have to go to class and take the zipline,then,go with Dan and survive the horde! Wish you luck!
1:37 how could the Principal drive with flat tires? XD
They're not flat tires they're the shadow of the tires
Ariadna Zepeda correct
Oh. you guys are right. Woops
KarmaGamer9_ YT djvvgch
@@ronaldomaia huh?
Everyone : RUN SAVE YOUR LIFEE!!
Sk3tch : IMMA GET MY ROCKET CHAIR
LOL
Every day his outro getting even more weirder
Yeah
Ikr
True
Wow gotem👌👌👌👌
I Loved that Intro🐹🙌🏽 🐌🍪 ☃️🍶
I love how you walk with the gun lol
finnaly early
Ndjjcjfjfjf
Sjsmxjxjxk
when sketch voices shadowy figure, why does he sound like megamind when he’s pretending to be hal’s space dad?
I watched this show called megamind i love it
Soaked Pegasi lol
送给她感到
Pc: Sketch uploaded just now.
TH-cam: 1 minute ago.
True its fast as heck
Same
Why did.i talk to myself?
@@OliverTheOrangeCat. idk
Nobody....
Sketch: WherE iS mY RocKet chAIr
wut
@@space_man2763 yes B)
Me: wow you got sketchin
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Hello, everyone! This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. So here it is! This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! This is actually my third attempt at doing this. The first time, I didn't save it. The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. Now I'm writing this in Notepad, then copying it into the Neocities editor instead of typing it directly in the Neocities editor to avoid crashing. It sucks that my past two attempts are gone now. Those actually got pretty long. Not the longest, but still pretty long. I hope this one won't get lost somehow. Anyways, let's talk about WAFFLES! I like waffles. Waffles are cool. Waffles is a funny word. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. It's pretty annoying. There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. Don't know what Pig Latin is? It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. If the word begins with a vowel, you just add '-way' to the end. For example, "Waffles" becomes "Afflesway". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. It's pretty fun. I like speaking it in public so that everyone around us gets confused. That's never actually happened before, but if it ever does, 'twill be pretty funny. By the way, "'twill" is a word I invented recently, and it's a contraction of "it will". I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". "It'll" is too boring. Nobody likes boring. This is nowhere near being the longest text ever, but eventually it will be! I might still be writing this a decade later, who knows? But right now, it's not very long. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? It's an amazing song. Look it up on TH-cam! I play that song all the time around my sister! It drives her crazy, and I love it. Another way I like driving my sister crazy is by speaking my own made up language to her. She hates the languages I make! The only language that we both speak besides English is Pig Latin. I think you already knew that. Whatever. I think I'm gonna go for now. Bye! Hi, I'm back now. I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. I just realised I have a giant stuffed frog on my bed. I forgot his name. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Morse Code is cool. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. I'm also not very good at French. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. But I'm learning it, at least. I'm also learning Esperanto. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". A lot of people speak it. I am such a language nerd. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. But hey, as long as it's long! Ha, get it? As LONG as it's LONG? I'm so funny, right? No, I'm not. I should probably get some sleep. Goodnight! Hello, I'm back again. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. What? Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. Haha, oops. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. When I'm older, I would like to have a fursuit, go to furry conventions, all that stuff. But for now I can only dream of that. Sorry you had to deal with me talking about furries, but I'm honestly very desperate for this to be the longest text ever. Last night I was watching nothing but fursuit unboxings. I think I need help. This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. Both of those reasons were understandable. Okay, hopefully I won't have to talk about furries anymore. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. I will no longer say the F word throughout the rest of this entire text. Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. I just realised that next year will be 2020. That's crazy! It just feels so futuristic! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. That decade brought be a lot of memories. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. It'll be sad to see it go. I'm gonna work on a series of video lessons for Toki Pona. I'll expain what Toki Pona is after I come back. Bye! I'm back now, and I decided not to do it on Toki Pona
Only ogs remember Frank
05:19 I like "the last of us" it's a cool game, I like it, I didn't hate it, the graphics are now amazing 👌I LIKE IT ❤ :V
Sameee
I come to watch the latest sketch and before I can reach for my drink sketch is already vibing buying everything and stretching his screen so it looks like I just joined a game that has some disease but the I thought nah it’s just me ;-;
I just realised that whenever you watch a vid that sketch makes it feels like it a different game as soon as you click on it
Spitting pure facts
Sketch love ur vids btw
Sketch: *Loses rocket chair*
*Sad music plays*
Doesn't notice at all that it said not permanent
Sketch: I will die for my rocket chair where is my rocket chair?
Also Sketch: You only have it for the small beginning
Me: It's a waste man...
It is permanent
@@marcoli6992 I said that...
It isn't it says it on the thing when you buy it
DISLIKE AND LIKE
@@thesonvjx376 lol yes
Lol he has done a ton field trip Z vids.
Yhe]
Inez Fontaine they
Agreed
Can you friend me pls
@@CHOPTOP15 no
Skek = the man that makes people die of laughter
The editor who tried his hardest: *am i a joke to you?*
@@yes415 the editor must get the same respect sketch gets
Sketch: I wish There was an event here...
Creators: You’re Wish Is Granted...
New Ending! Dave Actually Shots Blindly With his Gun!
shoots*
your*
What?
“This is like Jailbreak”
Me: bu... but b-b-b-but
WUT?!?!??!??!?!!
He’s gotta get the antidote ending now
to late
XD sketch this is one of the funniest videos youve ever made!
I like the Jonny test win you say it win zombie gets you in you are the best 😎👍
Please more VR it’s funny as heck
When sketch sat on his rocket chair and he hold the rocket thing it looked like he had a rocket seatbelt 😂
“No one is here, it’s just me and this guy” hmmmm....
Potater ahh
AHHHH
Potato
Potato
Jordan Haydon I know it’s a joke
I’ve done every side quest in one school day. I know where everything can spawn. Homework, Blue Key and Rockets.
Yo sketch make more ur vids are really funny.
James 3:16: "For where jealousy and selfish ambition exist, there will be disorder and every vile practice"
Sketch i play piggy i will say i am done with the last c. on piggy book 2 the lab 1 its more stuff you have to do you can see the rest
MyMarshmallow friend Died
im sorry for your loss man
Random ppl: running for there lives*
Skecth:WERES MY ROCKET CHAIR >:0
Sketch: am rocket boi
A fan: I wanna be rocket boi
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE Sketch he is the best youtuber in the milky way
Why is his voice just like flimflam XD
Bro
Bruh
How does he? And it's flamingo -_-
Ian Jackson nob
@@flakern-brawlstar9842 Shut up "bitcap"
"Bing bing chair bing bing bong get bing bong chair"XD
lmao that bit made me laugh
BOO
When your so early and you just see a trash comment like this lol
*this you mean just to tell you
@@thatonecandybrand6640 that doesnt make sense
@The Mr.awsome What you talking bout
@@user-eb2hk9et6m so you meant to say his or this
9:31 LOL someone had the audacity to call him fake and say they KNoW hIS ReaL UsErnaMe-
I love you skecht 😘❤️♥️♥️
Sketch: Oh my gonna win this this is ez
Few seconds later
Aww man i died
wai lim ng ,r,DJsd
Profitiduorrikrirjrmrjrnh
;-;..
Are u sans
Sketch says who can beat the warehouse without dying. me using my med kits when I am low on HP
Same
U need bandages bro
sketch is geting burned
Piggy custum
sketch is funney as fuk
oh my God it’s the skirt and by the way Dennis never played mad city
PiZzA TiMe
?
U mean denis?
@Bowen Love thats your opinion nut right now jailbreak has more visits meaning more people support jailbreak than madcity and i can understand why because mad city doesnt update anymore and dont reply to this saying "jailbreak never updates either" because asimo already said update news is getting announced next week.
Yes he has
SKETCH IM GONNA TELL YOU SOMETTHING YOUR FUNNY AND I LOVE YOU
SUPER COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH
LIL’ P G4MING I regret clicking read more.
🙄
Same
Same
WHY THE HECK DOES THIS HAVE 7 LIKES
Fisrt
Josh’s World you a Fake first
@@BrycenThomas2029 yes
Skech when u go to the dumpster look at dount dave hand where his hook is. He has no hand only a hook
Sketch is a god with the rocket chair
Can u make more of these it's really funny actually 🗿😂
5:18 i llaught at the funny voice
at the start l like the rocket chair l was laughing hard like soooooo hard
I'm seeing a pattern all his recent videos are 10:03
Dude I love your videos you always make me laugh
I really like your music it’s really funny
And there’s a new ending Don’t go to the zip line for the new one then go to the other area
Sketch
I’m just trying out my new house
Field trip Z uptates every Friday and it just uptarted there’s a new van endinh
“Endinh” BRUH
I love you videos sketch
Dead teacher is good teacher
9:05 He’s like Me
Sketch: I'm sans me :0
Dxvx.
Lol I love how he can figure any secret
9:05 the needle was pointing at the belly button i think
Sketch and me : has low Heath
Both of us: still dies
I don't noob family! I-
Am a pro LOL 😂😋😉😂💀😱😜😜😜😂💀💀😂💀💀😂💀😂😂😋😂😜😆😜😜😂😂😋😜😆😂💀💀😂
Noobs lol 😜😆😂😂😋😜😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂😋😂💀💀💀😂😭😬😬😒😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😒 I know how to play
*The start*
*Me:* 😂❤️
Wait i found an antidote in the game!!
LOLSTEVENGAMING I have lal the endings well ..... unless they add a a new ending XD
Sketch is so funny that I would die if he lost his channel
Sketch: I DONT NEED IT CUS I ALLREADY HAVE IT
Me: *plays megalovaina*
Sketch make a mad city video plz i love your mad city videos
But how an end is an another ending pin the wear hues 2 ending how