Yo, if any marines read this post, how many of you want to use your swords? 😂😂 I need to know please . I wish HBO would make a show called Pirates of the Marine Corps
Do not attack the US marines with anything other than the biggest guns you have. Anything less and you're going to end up on that tick tac thing with some 18 year old marine doing a fortnight dance over your body
NK: "You guys have no idea. We have so many captured foreign fighters, and...and...like, war elephants and shit that we've captured. It's gunna be like that scene out of 300 when the whole Persian army arrives. Marines: "You got one thing right, this is going to be a lot like '300'".
Apparently the U.S. military is very protective of their boats and will respond with extreme prejudice to any aggression targeted at them. For example, I heard a story (don't know if it's true or not) about some Russian forces that took a couple of pot shots at passing navy vessel. The navy apparently contacted the Russian military and demanded they order their soldiers to stand down. The Russian military responded saying - we have no military units in the area. The U.S. navy then unleashed so much firepower on the Russian forces that it altered the topography of land. Afterwards, the U.S. navy is said to have responded saying - confirmed, no military units in area. Again, I don't know if this is a true story or not but this is what they mean when they say, don't touch our boats.
Well what results do you expect when we had to walk around asking everyone if they’re the guys were here to fight and they all heroically hid behind their wives and children. If they’d fielded an actual army and fought on an actual battled field the win would 100% be ours and they wouldn’t stand a chance. It’s not the wests fault that everyone drops nuts and bolts whenever they annoy us enough for us to want to fight us. Hell even in Vietnam the United States, Anzac and South Korean forces lost 60,000 in nearly 20 years. Our enemy lost 1.2million plus 2million locals and every time there was a direct conflict on the battlefield American and Anzac troops were undefeated.
@@Giveme1goodreasonThe unfortunate reality is that armies rarely fight each others in fields any more. Afghanistan has never had a battlefield army and likely never will. And when engaged in conflict, the opposition never accommodates the other’s strengths.
We have a group that acts like prisoners…. We call them the Marine Corps.
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As a Marine I LOVE his take on us
RAH!!
Bladed weapons you say?
Marines, fix bayonets!
That type of warfare gets messy, better double up on the number of medics that are usually sent into battle.
@@mightymikethebear Why would we want to send medics in to help the Chinese? That just makes no sense.
@@VincentMcmanus. To patch up the cuts on our Marines.
@@mightymikethebear Naaaaaah. The Marines will be fine. Just give them each a pack of bandaids, just in case. They'll be fine.
Brutal, hand-to-hand combat with bayonets, axes, swords and improvised melee weapons?
*🇨🇦 has entered the chat*
"MARINES! Report to the South China Sea. Whereupon, you will be issued 1) A Boat. 2) One Axe 3) Two Boxes of Crayons"
"OOH-RAH!!"
Are these boxes of eight? Or the whole 64 flavors?
@@BigbyOShaunessy this time it's a special event, so you get two boxes of the full 64, each!
Nah, a special event should mean they get a whole box full of their favorite flavor. Like my dad's was green. @@SonsOfLorgar
The "RAH!" from off screen. Hilarious every time I hear it.
I think if the past few years have taught us anything, the US military spending keeps looking like a better value of purchase power than ever before.
Bladed weapons?
Fix bayonets, buds; Canada's getting back in the game in a BIG way!
Fun fact in kore bayonet hill the commander was trained by Canadians in ww2
Love how every military youtube agrees on how the Marine Corps speaks.
America: you can’t just name something and take it and say it’s yours 😂
"we have a group that act like prisoners" I fucking laughed my drink came flying out my mouth toche
Yo you gotta do more of these bro
I like the one with”bar b que”
And northup Grumman “moon trains for aliens”🤣😂🤣
Don’t…touch…maboats!
Yep. That definitely happened
RAH 💀
Cay-ol-RAH!
"Should have rolled into battle with a sword Brad. That would have fucking rocked!"
North Korea’s first export 😂🤣
Figuratively many nations are sending poop balloons toward their enemies
Nuen und nuen poops-ballons.
@@plumbthumbs9584 Neunundneunzig Kackballons
Kimmy gets Pooty a mobster tombstone, and Pooty gets Kimmy a tea set. In other news, Subtle Symbolism was found beaten to death behind the local 7-11.
Love the videos. Always hilarious
Yo, if any marines read this post, how many of you want to use your swords? 😂😂 I need to know please .
I wish HBO would make a show called Pirates of the Marine Corps
Do not attack the US marines with anything other than the biggest guns you have. Anything less and you're going to end up on that tick tac thing with some 18 year old marine doing a fortnight dance over your body
NK: "You guys have no idea. We have so many captured foreign fighters, and...and...like, war elephants and shit that we've captured. It's gunna be like that scene out of 300 when the whole Persian army arrives.
Marines: "You got one thing right, this is going to be a lot like '300'".
RAH!
Can you explain the " boats" significance, please?🇨🇦
Apparently the U.S. military is very protective of their boats and will respond with extreme prejudice to any aggression targeted at them. For example, I heard a story (don't know if it's true or not) about some Russian forces that took a couple of pot shots at passing navy vessel. The navy apparently contacted the Russian military and demanded they order their soldiers to stand down. The Russian military responded saying - we have no military units in the area. The U.S. navy then unleashed so much firepower on the Russian forces that it altered the topography of land. Afterwards, the U.S. navy is said to have responded saying - confirmed, no military units in area. Again, I don't know if this is a true story or not but this is what they mean when they say, don't touch our boats.
Dragonball shirt, approved 👌
it's biding our time, not biting. What are you eating it?
It's biding time not biting time, sorry not sorry.
megatron
Did you know the Marmaluke sword is like 800 bucks?
fuckin' funny! As a former member of the United States Misguided Children, I approve this message
RAH
Different topics but dude sounds like me smoking out back after work
Jaylen brown, NBA GOAT bruh. 🏧🏧🏧
Hey butterbar. Look, some shit does fly.
Poo skeet anyone?
You can't just name something and then claim it's yours.
Romans: Mare nostrum 👀
*Sitting on the coast of lake NATO,* formerly known as the Baltic sea...😉😁
America needs to stop wasting money in Ukraine not our problem let Russia have it
Biding
Funny
Russia's military is a fucking joke can't even handle Ukraine at their border. Hahaha
Ironic as we spent 20 years in Afghanistan with zero results.
Well what results do you expect when we had to walk around asking everyone if they’re the guys were here to fight and they all heroically hid behind their wives and children. If they’d fielded an actual army and fought on an actual battled field the win would 100% be ours and they wouldn’t stand a chance. It’s not the wests fault that everyone drops nuts and bolts whenever they annoy us enough for us to want to fight us. Hell even in Vietnam the United States, Anzac and South Korean forces lost 60,000 in nearly 20 years. Our enemy lost 1.2million plus 2million locals and every time there was a direct conflict on the battlefield American and Anzac troops were undefeated.
@@Giveme1goodreasonThe unfortunate reality is that armies rarely fight each others in fields any more. Afghanistan has never had a battlefield army and likely never will. And when engaged in conflict, the opposition never accommodates the other’s strengths.
RAH!