Exactly. There’s a reason you talk about things first. That doesn’t mean you can’t have a surprise proposal, but the surprise part should be the where and when, not “you had a completely different expectation of this relationship than I did?”
8:10This delivery agent purposely dropped the valuable items someone else ordered. This should not be considered as a failure. It is a crime. When you try to succeed but fail despite your well intentioned efforts it is noble. This low grade delivery agent doesn't belong amongst these fine people who failed while trying to do something good.
But he failed to do his job. Using a more descriptive explanation or adding the idea that it may be a crime doesn't change the facts. He failed his job. It's a fail.
i once had a cat who INSISTED on putting his nose to candle flames. i mustve shoo'd and shoved and "no'd" a hundred times before i just had to let him see for himself. took him to the vet after and it turns out, singed whiskers are not ideal but fine
I think it was an edit. One of those "guardian angel" edits that used to go around all the time. Notice the yellowish white light zigzag it's way to the motorcycle.
5:05 "What the friggly freak?" And there we have it; the 21st century, the human condition, the meaning of life the universe and everything... Truer words were never uttered.
Fr homie, she just gon pull away like that and makes him look like a clown in front of everyone, nah bro I’d take that ring back the next day to get my money back in full and break up with her
I am still laughing at the first clip. The dingbat on the motorbike that revs it and flat out through the garage door, while Oliver Hardy runs around like an idiot with no clue outside...I nearly died of oxygen starvation I was laughing that hard....
2:38 And this is why you don't make a public spectacle out of your proposals. This aint no romance movie. Take her to a nice restaurant and talk it out there instead.
I know. Its comedy gold. The crash when it goes through the door is like a sound effect from Tom and Jerry. Then its followed by varied sounds of destruction from inside...its exactly like a cartoon. Add in the muppet in a helmet running around in pure panic, changing direction...I almost died laughing. And then there is a dead pan - "Are you ok?" I wonder what his response was? "No my helmet and face is full of garage door, and the rest of the garage and bike are now part of my anatomy also..."
I think the last one is pretty concerning actually. That small child was left alone for a long time to make all that mess. Unless mom did it herself to make a TikTok of course.
@@andreasbuder4417 nope not literally seconds at all. There is flour or sugar in two rooms, all over the sofas , in the toy basket, been trampled on already, it’s had to have been gotten out the cupboard somehow. You are delusional if you think it’s seconds !
Clearly you have no kids. Your kid could ask you for a juice, you go to the kitchen get the juice and come back to that mess man. Now if the kid had a saggy full diaper and the house had junk/hoarder stuff then yeah I'd agree with you. But nah this is just a kid being a kid man. Stuff happens
You’re in the kitchen baking a cake, you hear the child babbling in the living room, sounding happy, everything’s fine. Until you notice that the bag of flour is gone.
Without many good and genius ideas like this "Failamy" weekly videos 'll be few seonds only. In my childhood it was very interestiтпg for me to see some "What if ..". But test it my own was very dangerous (I understood this). I had no stupid friends who tries to do things like this. But on this channel I found some answers in HD.
0:11 I actually rewinded 4x the part where the woman accidentally poured her drink on another woman in front of her, because I thought it looked like it was done purposely. And I'm pretty sure it was not an accident. I don't know if anyone else noticed. I'm one of those critics that tries not to miss any details on videos. 😏
No it wasn’t, martini glass is very full, she was trying to do cheers with her drink, and the gestures went and tilted assuming her instinctive cheers were with wine glass and not as full as that. She spilt not on purpose. Which further coincides that she didn’t pay attention to the shoulder and the bottom of the martini collides over the shoulder.
And to add on, her eyes first focus on the glass, then towards the camera, then to the spilt shoulder. Matches the detail, she wanted to cheers, then didn’t notice as she may be doing posture for video shorts, leads to underestimated the height and depth of shoulder and martini, then shocking reaction and immediately turn back to attention towards the fail. Clumsiness as we speak.
8:10This delivery agent purposely dropped the valuable items someone else ordered. This should not be considered as a failure. It is a crime. When you try to succeed but fail despite your well intentioned efforts it is noble. This low grade delivery agent doesn't belong amongst these fine people who failed while trying to do something good.
I proposed to my wife in a public place. Then again, we had talked about marriage enough that it was pretty much a formality. If you're not completely sure, it's not time to buy the ring yet.
Most women do NOT like being proposed to in public. It's embarrassing and puts you on the spot. I know a few women who said yes just because there was a crowd of strangers staring at them, and then later broke off the engagement privately.
WOW!! FailArmy, You absolutely and unequivocally never "FAIL" To Deliver!! .. Absolutely breathtakingly shocking and funny all at the same time!! .. Had to rewatch!! Thank you for this Friday Spectacular Video!! .. I am now ready for the weekend! 🥰🙃😊💯❤
2:20 yeah... teach your kid to laugh when someone might be hurt. Do not wait and ask if everything is ok... its just funny, laugh and it will be funny, nothing happened haha!
I doubt it in this case but maybe they froze up? Very first time (and only lol) I rode a dirt bike/motorcycle I panicked and froze and my friend had to come grab me and stop me otherwise I would have crashed myself. It's a known thing he told me.
@@JQK-FUNNYMOMENTS Thank you very much. Yeah you just panic and freeze up not realizing that you are still pulling the throttle. Luckily I got saved. I wouldn't have gotten seriously injured I wasn't going fast but definitely would have gotten hurt.
Every time someone dumps their entire meal on the floor because they were trying to show it to the camera, an angel gets its wings
More likely a devil gets its pitchfork.
More like a dog gets extra food
yeah. deserved.
No, the roaches & rodents have more to feed on!
More like an iPad kid has been diagnosed with brain rot
@2:38, I've never understood proposing to someone if you didn't already know what they were going to say.
Too many simps
Exactly. There’s a reason you talk about things first. That doesn’t mean you can’t have a surprise proposal, but the surprise part should be the where and when, not “you had a completely different expectation of this relationship than I did?”
Yea I'd say his pride was definitely hurt in this vid
The power of public proposals, using peer pressure to make a yes more likely. 🙄🥴
Cause they crave attention, validation and applause of complete strangers 🤷♂ God knows why
8:10This delivery agent purposely dropped the valuable items someone else ordered. This should not be considered as a failure. It is a crime. When you try to succeed but fail despite your well intentioned efforts it is noble. This low grade delivery agent doesn't belong amongst these fine people who failed while trying to do something good.
But he failed to do his job. Using a more descriptive explanation or adding the idea that it may be a crime doesn't change the facts. He failed his job. It's a fail.
He literally threw them over the fence even after hearing the first package smash on the ground, 100% fail and a 100% idiot.
ok captain serious
I'll put money on that fail army added the glass sound effects, they definitely doctor up these clips in the audio department to make the more drmatic
@@joydesperate3616 thanks Sherlock, but they don't edit the sound, they post it the way they receive it.
It's not often you can say that the luckiest day of your life was when your motorbike got demolished by a train.
Such idiots does not learn. He will try again and eventually will succeed.
Agreed, that's horrible
No one was harmed. Except the guy holding his ass 😬
That train was cookin too! That made my butt pucker.
its your lucky day, because somehow you wasnt sitting on it!
The kid asking the camel if it’s alright is pure.
That kid’s kindness is absolutely heartwarming! Asking the camel if it’s alright-just pure innocence and compassion. 🥹❤
i would of said the same. hope was ok
The remax hot air Baloon was definitely a win! Expert pilot right there.
this is an ad
0:01 That's 1 way to enter a Garage
I love it. Full throttle, baby!
"Are you ok??!"
No! I am F^%ked! And so is the garage door!!
@@Endor2001Fr!! 😂😂😂
Yoooo... 😂😂😂
Accelerating straight in, it's my favorite way to do it 😂
I come here to remind myself I’m not a failure
Then I see myself in one of the videos…
You're not a failure, life sucks some times but your not a failure at all
Hey we’re all failures and no is truly successful its life 🤗
Lol same! 😂
@@vinvinvichii same bro
Who sits there and lets their cat chew on a cactus😅😅😅
Sometimes you need to let nature teach them a lesson better than you could.
@@fungalcoffee still, just recording a cat chewing on it is a dick move.
No one. No sane person
i once had a cat who INSISTED on putting his nose to candle flames. i mustve shoo'd and shoved and "no'd" a hundred times before i just had to let him see for himself. took him to the vet after and it turns out, singed whiskers are not ideal but fine
Why do people think that when you're tipping a plate of food that it's all miraculously going to stay there😢
people are stupid. simple as that.
friction
It’s the same with Birthday Cakes!
@grumpyone5963 so true. 😅
I’d be concerned if it didn’t move…
>>remembering the sticky desserts that refuse to let go of the display plates at work
0:22 THE FISH! SCOOP UP THE FISH!
tragic, 😵😵😵
4:59 "Oh my God...oh my goodness...what the FRIGGLY FREAK?!" Nice save, I would have used a different term.🤬
I'm impressed how much chaos you can cause with just one pack of flour
They'll be finding flour in unexpected places for quite a while! Kiddo was quite pleased with his handiwork, lol
Better keep grand-ma's ashes far away from that kid :)
I want to know how that child was unattended for long enough to spread that flour everywhere.
@@Woodcademy parents were busy watching Failarmy on youtube
@@Woodcademy Everyone has to sleep at some point.
Hooooly crap that train clip
I jumped back in my chair!
I think it was an edit. One of those "guardian angel" edits that used to go around all the time. Notice the yellowish white light zigzag it's way to the motorcycle.
How can anybody be that stupid?
Yeah like right before he got to the tracks there was that weird light to the right/front of his bike. 🤔
@@donniev8181 Wouldn't surprise me. If you really wanna see Darwinism at work you just gotta look up that Wojtyla incident from the early 90s
5:05 "What the friggly freak?" And there we have it; the 21st century, the human condition, the meaning of life the universe and everything... Truer words were never uttered.
I think the shoe-phone was the funniest.
6:13 is the best prank I've seen in a while
they must have been on the road for a while
2:47 what a cringe.
That should tell this simp everything he needs to know about this dame.
He dodged a bullet there son
@@coryhughespsu absolutely… the face on her!
Fr homie, she just gon pull away like that and makes him look like a clown in front of everyone, nah bro I’d take that ring back the next day to get my money back in full and break up with her
That was the last time those fish saw a human face upclose 😂
Oh Yes!!🥰😊
@00:50 when you use Hydrogen instead of Helium, you find out what happened to the Hindenburg!
Actually it was blown up
That headkick right in the aquarium had me in awe, I watched it 5 times to believe it 😅😂😅😂😅😂
that was huge lol
you know someone is not your friend if you smash your head into glass and your "friend" screams at you instead of asking and looking if you're ok
@@vomm a fishtank that size can easily add up to over $1,000 USD to make it look nice while being healthy. I'm not surprised he was pissed
Where were you? That diaper is full, and that mess took a while to make, regardless he had a lot of fun 😂😂😂
Right? How does that level of mess happen when someone is there watching a child?
Guess who's the single mama
I was expecting a dog to of done it.
@ 3:35 Bug: "I told you -- NO MORE B MAJOR CHORDS!!! EVER!!!"
I think it may have been B flat.
😂😂
I am still laughing at the first clip. The dingbat on the motorbike that revs it and flat out through the garage door, while Oliver Hardy runs around like an idiot with no clue outside...I nearly died of oxygen starvation I was laughing that hard....
why did you copy that guys comment ?
@@SilverKrow I didnt copy it. She stole it off me! And changed the last line slightly...
2:38 And this is why you don't make a public spectacle out of your proposals. This aint no romance movie. Take her to a nice restaurant and talk it out there instead.
4:10 She surprises everyone before everyone surprises her. lol
2:40 I guess that’s a no. She’s 100% in the friend zone
Or he's a total stranger proposing to random women.
@rocketraccoon1976 yup I kinda got that feeling too, possible weirdo
Look at her face! 100% "No"!
he put himself there.
never ever propose in public. the majority of woman arent feeling that kind of public attention.
@@kristopherryanwatson .....& the worst place to propose that I've seen is in a sports stadium with the TV-cameras on them!
The first video of the bike crashing through the garage door really cracked me up.... Until the guy running around sent me over the edge... 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That guy proposing should run and not look back
Nah she should run and not look back. He needs to learn to read the room better, because she was about 106 light years away from wanting to marry him.
@@jeremy5939 You are 100% correct!! .. WOW!! .. Wonder how that turned out!!! Yikes!!
@@jeremy5939 Are those guys dumb or is this some kind of hostage situation were they think being in public would force her to accept ?
@@thecakeisalie9228 both 😅
@@jeremy5939 Eh look at the girl's face at the end of the clip, maybe she was just in desbelief
I'm already lit and when that baby said dada and started side steppin through the powder🤣 I almost passed out😂
the last kid was unsupervised for how long?
Single mama mishaps
too long
That looks like 2 minutes.😅
Flour is silent.
0:59 Man holding his broken pelvis because " No One Was Harmed."
I never feel bad for people who has bad things happen to them because they didn't put their damn phones down.
Evel Knievel rides again in the first one 😂
I know. Its comedy gold. The crash when it goes through the door is like a sound effect from Tom and Jerry. Then its followed by varied sounds of destruction from inside...its exactly like a cartoon. Add in the muppet in a helmet running around in pure panic, changing direction...I almost died laughing. And then there is a dead pan - "Are you ok?"
I wonder what his response was? "No my helmet and face is full of garage door, and the rest of the garage and bike are now part of my anatomy also..."
0:53 - His bike is fu*ked. He's lucky to be alive.
Inded , just 2 sec from death
6:13 This man is a hero. 💯
0:53 Not one but five people f'ing around on the tracks with a high-speed approaching...
I think the last one is pretty concerning actually. That small child was left alone for a long time to make all that mess. Unless mom did it herself to make a TikTok of course.
That‘s done in literally seconds. It grabs the package and runs through the room, rattles it, pours it. Don’t ask me why I know ;-)
@@andreasbuder4417 nope not literally seconds at all. There is flour or sugar in two rooms, all over the sofas , in the toy basket, been trampled on already, it’s had to have been gotten out the cupboard somehow. You are delusional if you think it’s seconds !
Clearly you have no kids. Your kid could ask you for a juice, you go to the kitchen get the juice and come back to that mess man. Now if the kid had a saggy full diaper and the house had junk/hoarder stuff then yeah I'd agree with you. But nah this is just a kid being a kid man. Stuff happens
You’re in the kitchen baking a cake, you hear the child babbling in the living room, sounding happy, everything’s fine. Until you notice that the bag of flour is gone.
Letting the kitten chew on the cactus is animal cruelty
What if the cat did and no one was around? I've caught my cat doing things on hidden camera before. Besides the cat learned not to do it anymore
0:46 birthday explosion 🤣🤣
1:06 that laugh is the only thing I’m laughing at😂😂😂
Wanna know the best part I'm the dude on the scooter and my buddy is recording 😭
Sound like turning on a car. Loop it
@@PappSaTT I just tried💀💀💀💀
And thus explains how being in the same house with a toddler does not equate to taking care of a toddler.
6:36 "Well I'm on the ground now. Might as well enjoy it."
0:01 NOW THATS HOW YOU START A VID GOD DAMN!! 😮
lol! Beat me to that comment!!! 😂😂😂
0:54 that guy had 10 angels on his shoulder.
I’m glad that person was safe from that train thank God!
9:47 ...when you're baby is inspired
by "Frozen" ❄️👶☃️. Let it go, let it go!🤦♀️😆
*8:10** This is unforgettable!*
😂😂 that dude still in pain,,"like,share and subscribe"
1:23 Why would you think that's a good idea?!?😭
I think that’s a good response to just about every clip
Without many good and genius ideas like this "Failamy" weekly videos 'll be few seonds only. In my childhood it was very interestiтпg for me to see some "What if ..". But test it my own was very dangerous (I understood this). I had no stupid friends who tries to do things like this. But on this channel I found some answers in HD.
9:39 This is why you should ALWAYS keep your cocaine out of your kids’ reach.
3:05 real life doofy/doofus from scary movie 😂 😂 😂 😂
She ate a Fly and didn't die....
Everything about this is amazing-from the content to the camera work, especially the humor. Absolutely flawless!😅
At 1:31...
Bro took that spill, and my knee dislocated. 😬
9:51 *”Durex Condoms. Because We’ve Got Your Back.”*
0:11 I actually rewinded 4x the part where the woman accidentally poured her drink on another woman in front of her, because I thought it looked like it was done purposely. And I'm pretty sure it was not an accident. I don't know if anyone else noticed. I'm one of those critics that tries not to miss any details on videos. 😏
Jealousy typa shi
No it wasn’t, martini glass is very full, she was trying to do cheers with her drink, and the gestures went and tilted assuming her instinctive cheers were with wine glass and not as full as that. She spilt not on purpose.
Which further coincides that she didn’t pay attention to the shoulder and the bottom of the martini collides over the shoulder.
Idk how hell but basic deduction from her gestures alone is natural and 4x is not needed bruh.
And to add on, her eyes first focus on the glass, then towards the camera, then to the spilt shoulder.
Matches the detail, she wanted to cheers, then didn’t notice as she may be doing posture for video shorts, leads to underestimated the height and depth of shoulder and martini, then shocking reaction and immediately turn back to attention towards the fail.
Clumsiness as we speak.
@@user-ev2gv9zk2t she also seems kinda drunk already lol, not much coordination she tipped the glass when she cheered XD
8:42 the dog failed to dog 🤣
That guy is still going after the proposal girl, guaranteed.
I’m happy that I waited so long to watch this channel because I finally got to see videos I haven’t watched 100 times
Last video is best condom commercial.
"What the friggly frick" lol
9:37 I will never regret about vasectomy.
Neither will anyone else.
Amazing, love the clarity!
2:29 - "Monkey fell off his bike, you get your money back" - Exact words my mum said fifty years ago.
8:10This delivery agent purposely dropped the valuable items someone else ordered. This should not be considered as a failure. It is a crime. When you try to succeed but fail despite your well intentioned efforts it is noble. This low grade delivery agent doesn't belong amongst these fine people who failed while trying to do something good.
Thanks for this, really needed it!
My life really isn't that bad I've noticed.
Why does anyone propose to their spouse in a public place??
Tell us you've never been proposed to without actually telling us that you've never been proposed to!
Strategy! Makes it harder to say no because that would cause a scene...
@@donniev8181 In fact, no one has ever proposed to me, but I have proposed and married.
I proposed to my wife in a public place. Then again, we had talked about marriage enough that it was pretty much a formality. If you're not completely sure, it's not time to buy the ring yet.
@@donniev8181how many of your homies proposed to you big boy?
Every second of this video screams "hold my beer" energy
Only those who dare to fail will ever win.
You'll never score if you don't take a shot. I think Wayne Gretsky said that.
@@dannydaw59 Lots of people score doing nothing at all.
Thanks for making this so easy to follow!
Best "use a condom" adds ever
Too bad there isn't a pets condom... Common sense is the best prophylactic.
Wow she snatched her hand back so fast I thought he got the wrong one 😂😂
Most women do NOT like being proposed to in public. It's embarrassing and puts you on the spot. I know a few women who said yes just because there was a crowd of strangers staring at them, and then later broke off the engagement privately.
@Kat-tr2ig guess I'm the weirdo. But if you knew my husband you'd understand
vvomen don't respect a man on his knees begging for her approval.
@@Kat-tr2ig It's embarrassing enough, that down on one knee thing.
3:50 That's exactly why I wear watches using both hands and in a soft surface😂😂😅
Exactly what I needed, thank you!
I love how we all act like everything is cool when we eat it, knowing full well that everything is not cool.
That biker fell up the hill.
3:03 definitely would have benefitted from a rear view camera 😮😮😮
The remax hot air Baloon was definitely a win!
EVERY "fail" was 117% avoidable. Playing baseball in the house...doing dangerous, unnecessary tricks. Fun to watch, though!
You gotta live a little. Just gotta send it.
@ 0:06 the person letting go of the clutch and going full thru the shed lmao
No one was harmed, guys.
3:37 The sad ode about an eaten fly... 😂
Always enjoy watching your videos!
The last clip : Tell me you're not watching your kid, by showing us video proof. Further proof, the kid has on a full nasty diaper.
The budget for this must have been $0, but the laughs? Priceless!
I mean, if you wanna get technical, $0 is priceless so…
Kids are good with the come-backers.
7:13 she was so chill about it
WOW!! FailArmy, You absolutely and unequivocally never "FAIL" To Deliver!! .. Absolutely breathtakingly shocking and funny all at the same time!! .. Had to rewatch!! Thank you for this Friday Spectacular Video!! .. I am now ready for the weekend! 🥰🙃😊💯❤
Asteroid hits the Earth...*no one was harmed*😅
2:20 yeah... teach your kid to laugh when someone might be hurt. Do not wait and ask if everything is ok... its just funny, laugh and it will be funny, nothing happened haha!
The funniest videos I've ever seen are actually funny 😂😅
0:02 Didn't he know how to brake? The accident was unbelievable.
I doubt it in this case but maybe they froze up? Very first time (and only lol) I rode a dirt bike/motorcycle I panicked and froze and my friend had to come grab me and stop me otherwise I would have crashed myself. It's a known thing he told me.
@@stevorules1820 So be careful when driving, keep yourself and everyone safe. Wish you good health.
@@JQK-FUNNYMOMENTS Thank you very much. Yeah you just panic and freeze up not realizing that you are still pulling the throttle. Luckily I got saved. I wouldn't have gotten seriously injured I wasn't going fast but definitely would have gotten hurt.
I think they gassed it@@stevorules1820
6:35 Hump Day...thump day
fell on his rump day
Videos featuring kids making messes are the best form of birth control XD
Who knew stupidity could be this entertaining?! 😂🤣 Best fails ever
2:37, someone wasn’t happy to get married😂
0:57 no one was harmed? His soul left his body though 🫣
Thanks for the tips, very helpful!