Met a guy from India once and he sounded like he gamed from inside of a fishmarket and he worked on fusion reactors he was also global elite in CSgo, actual legend.
I had a buddy who i used work on fusion reactors with who also owned a meat shop to support his csgo career because fusion reactors doesn't make a lot of money in India, that's why I can't buy a PC.
Simple explanation for Ninja's suspicious gameplay and acc: It's a gaming cafe account, therefore insanely high no. of hours played while only having weekly drop skins equipped. My theory would also account for his inconsistent and extremely volatile match performance as seen in his cs stats page.
I agree. Where does their sovereignty come from? The British handing it to them? India is just the name they made up so that the checks from the IMF would cash at the bank.
Cheaters in india servers are not as common as eu or us but most of the players have crappy setups and little to no prep (refrag for ex). This results in a player base that basically just logs on and plays without ever caring about getting better or learning from past mistakes. It goes something like this: I died in a spot, the enemy better. Ego gets hurt, I challenge enemy in same spot and kill him if better or die and get tilted easily. This cycle repeats for eternity and the player never goes to youtube to figure out how to play the position or learn utility to counter the opponent. Doesn't help that the pro scene is not that popular so barely anybody would know how to play like donk in mirage mid for ex. The only time you would get shut down if you did that in indian matchmaking is if the enemy team out aims you or avoids you after getting owned. Also, many of us have accounts which are over 10 years old at this point as indians got hooked to CS with CS1.6 and CSS which were extremely popular at the time. But most of the people played these in cyber cafes or on private LAN or even with only bots. This resulted in a very unhealthy playing habit of never caring to improve as you mostly played with friends and as long as you were the best among them you didn't care to improve. This habit carried forward to when matchmaking was introduced and consequently CS2. That is why you will find many accounts with 6,7,8k hours who play like shit cus they never cared to improve.
It's good that gaming never took off in India, although the mobile scene is a monster of it's own. I mostly played casuals to blow steam off. Idk about lifestyles in EU or West in general, but with how bad work-life balance in India is, focusing on getting better in a game would make it even worse.
As an Indian player, they don’t know how to smoke b doors and also flashes, they don’t go long if they don’t have a spawn, so they just smoke doors and pray that the mid guy doesn’t kill them and they go short. The short boost box was placed for Indians.
The thing about spectating the default knife is about like muscle memory thing. I do the same when I'm on alt account, call it ADHD or something but I love the way the hands move ( no pun intended)
i solo q'd on cache years ago with a 4 man indian team, I got an ace and they asked me to join their pro esports team, very funny wholesome group of dudes I hope they're doing great where ever they are
Im from india , the only maps that are being played in india are dust 2 , mirage and inferno, people just dont like to play other maps here , if you vote out these maps they will throw and start abusing you, if you EXACTLY listen to them and play they will throw and abuse you , if you make a mistake , they will throw and abuse you , if you carrying , but not in their terms , still they will throw and abuse you , its just sempiternal , as an indian i am ashamed to say most people are toxic here, i hope the cs culture in india improves,have a good day.
Man, I've said it before on other neok vids and I'll say it again here. Editor, I love you man! You have my exact taste of memes, soundboard shitposting, and humour - makes these vids an absolute joy to watch man. Like bro, idk who else could ever segue the Willem Dafoe drip check into a vid like that! Never stop this kind of editing man, it really is an absolute joy to watch
U GOT CHANNEL BACK LETS GOOO Also seems like you cant upload for 2 weeks, like we give a shit WE GOT THE CHANNEL BACK Waiting 2 weeks is easy, but having this channel gone forever is hard
Make a video of how you almost lost your channel and bought it back!
I already have, but I’m banned from uploading for 2 weeks
@@neokCSUnlucku man 😢
Woahh he is back! 😂
@@neokCSSucks you going through all this. Glad you got it fixed, can't wait for the next vid.
Oh wow neok got his channel back
whiffing 20 bullets on a 18 bullet gun is a skill by itself
Dam fr 🤣
This will be top comment in a few hours mark my words
@@AFJ_Gaming it already is, and its only been 15 minutes
Ik, by that I mean that no comment will surpass it
only in india
Indian meta is, not giving a fuck about anything and just pressing w like your life depends in it
RAHHHHH 🇮🇳🇮🇳🦁🇮🇳🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️💯🗣️
and shitting in the streets
@@kmt5588 going by that logic, stealing would be your meta
@@strangerontheinternet6409 LOL
@@strangerontheinternet6409 dead 🤣🤣
Met a guy from India once and he sounded like he gamed from inside of a fishmarket and he worked on fusion reactors he was also global elite in CSgo, actual legend.
😂
He was probably in a gaming cafe
I had a buddy who i used work on fusion reactors with who also owned a meat shop to support his csgo career because fusion reactors doesn't make a lot of money in India, that's why I can't buy a PC.
trust me he was in a gaming cafe.
You honestly think a gaming cafe would have a pc that would run cs
Simple explanation for Ninja's suspicious gameplay and acc: It's a gaming cafe account, therefore insanely high no. of hours played while only having weekly drop skins equipped. My theory would also account for his inconsistent and extremely volatile match performance as seen in his cs stats page.
Hmmmmmmm that makes sense
they have those in india? imagine the smell
@@ATROFlAR You dont have to worry about that. I doubt you smell like sunshine and rainbows.
@@ATROFlAR least racist cs player
@@zenpy_xd my crap smells better than your entire family tree
After raising my editors pay 273 times I was forced to sell my house and family. Soon I will sell my computer to help pay for the edits. Thank.
I can donate you my kidneys 😘😈
Raise your own pay. Easy.
you can sell a kidney as well
Happy Easter Niok
Damn, that's crazy
bro violated dimma😭🙏🏼🙏🏼
India isn't a country, it's a lifestyle
then stop doing it
@@Endaretainer NO
rule n.2 always scam people
I agree. Where does their sovereignty come from? The British handing it to them? India is just the name they made up so that the checks from the IMF would cash at the bank.
Its diarrhea
Editor cooking🔥
frr
we are so back
kebab
finally....
Kitchen time
budget
kebeb
8k hours - might be an eCafe account perhaps?
yes most likely
nah eCafe account doesn't that last long from the banned
@@youngmin1986 i mean vac is totally broken so i doubt it
@@disposable3167alternatively… you just casually play over the decade the game has been out and get 8k hours spread across all that time
@@youngmin1986cafe owners don't let you download cheats. That account is probably used by 3-4 players.
Cheaters in india servers are not as common as eu or us but most of the players have crappy setups and little to no prep (refrag for ex). This results in a player base that basically just logs on and plays without ever caring about getting better or learning from past mistakes. It goes something like this: I died in a spot, the enemy better. Ego gets hurt, I challenge enemy in same spot and kill him if better or die and get tilted easily. This cycle repeats for eternity and the player never goes to youtube to figure out how to play the position or learn utility to counter the opponent. Doesn't help that the pro scene is not that popular so barely anybody would know how to play like donk in mirage mid for ex. The only time you would get shut down if you did that in indian matchmaking is if the enemy team out aims you or avoids you after getting owned. Also, many of us have accounts which are over 10 years old at this point as indians got hooked to CS with CS1.6 and CSS which were extremely popular at the time. But most of the people played these in cyber cafes or on private LAN or even with only bots. This resulted in a very unhealthy playing habit of never caring to improve as you mostly played with friends and as long as you were the best among them you didn't care to improve. This habit carried forward to when matchmaking was introduced and consequently CS2. That is why you will find many accounts with 6,7,8k hours who play like shit cus they never cared to improve.
It's good that gaming never took off in India, although the mobile scene is a monster of it's own. I mostly played casuals to blow steam off. Idk about lifestyles in EU or West in general, but with how bad work-life balance in India is, focusing on getting better in a game would make it even worse.
that dima parody is pure gold. Give the Editior a raise
As an Indian, i can agree with fact that whenever there is an Indian player playing as terrorist in dust2, they only go short.
tbh its just the meta in asia
Not only India, I think the whole Asia does that. Idk why they were obssesed with short for some reason
@@izack0128 The fk is short? Cat? mid doors? Who calls it short?
@@OrganicGreens all the newer players who started after around 2019 i guess
@OrganicGreens called it short since 2015, haven't heard a lot of people call it cat
i know there are too many comments about the editor but holy man he pays attention to all small detals i love him
Thank you!!
As an Indian player, they don’t know how to smoke b doors and also flashes, they don’t go long if they don’t have a spawn, so they just smoke doors and pray that the mid guy doesn’t kill them and they go short. The short boost box was placed for Indians.
i laughed at this really hard.. cause i do the same
@@pnka999 Me Too!!!!
that skyrim transition was fire🔥give ur editor a raise rn!
Yes
3:25 i dont have a knife skin or a "skin changer" doesn't mean i dont inspect my default knife 😭 its a satisfying thing to do
FR, makes me feel like ppl with bflys
The thing about spectating the default knife is about like muscle memory thing. I do the same when I'm on alt account, call it ADHD or something but I love the way the hands move ( no pun intended)
lol soooo truee... I cant exist even 30 seconds without pressing F
7:06 You should give your editor a raise for that subtle Club Penguin dance xD
People in India only play Mirage and Dust 2.
Im indian too then
@@neokCS Play Mirage + Dust 2 with skins worth in cents = Indian.
@@bunkerbuns5874Literally me 😌
@@bunkerbuns5874 so you're saying wasting money in a video game is a plus
@@bunkerbuns5874bz I rather buy rdr2 , baldurs gate 3 ,black myth wukong than some shiny pixels on my screen
The edits were so good. Great stuff neok
i solo q'd on cache years ago with a 4 man indian team, I got an ace and they asked me to join their pro esports team, very funny wholesome group of dudes I hope they're doing great where ever they are
your editor is crazy good
Im from india , the only maps that are being played in india are dust 2 , mirage and inferno, people just dont like to play other maps here , if you vote out these maps they will throw and start abusing you, if you EXACTLY listen to them and play they will throw and abuse you , if you make a mistake , they will throw and abuse you , if you carrying , but not in their terms , still they will throw and abuse you , its just sempiternal , as an indian i am ashamed to say most people are toxic here, i hope the cs culture in india improves,have a good day.
Nah it will be same
I have 15k still PPL don't know basic calls of other maps
@@Loki__5064 sahi baat hai mere bhai
I've played quite a lot of vertigo and overpass in premier. Although i have to admit that they're middle Eastern servers with Indians.
Hurts my brain
thats like every region in cs XD
i swear the editor carrying the whole neok video rn. its so f-ing hilarious man 🤣 The meme and everything is so on point
Demos from epstein island next
🧗♀🧗♀🧗♀
i heard Hawkin hit some insane flicks
5:07 this dude looks more like "i just got my first computer and installed cs" type hours, cornflakes on his mousepad probably too
damn bro violated the whole country
gaming cafe
@@Jetstreamsammycurry on the keyboard
i think the Ninja guy is just super drunk
Channel is back?!!! congrats man im so happy for you!
Man, I've said it before on other neok vids and I'll say it again here. Editor, I love you man! You have my exact taste of memes, soundboard shitposting, and humour - makes these vids an absolute joy to watch man. Like bro, idk who else could ever segue the Willem Dafoe drip check into a vid like that! Never stop this kind of editing man, it really is an absolute joy to watch
wow man I appreciate you writing this !!
Its insane how neok remembers the joel incidents when he watches like 50 demos a month
traumatic events stay with u
where is that vid
GZ on getting your channel back man!
6:38 made my whole day hahahhaha i love the edits man always!
the channel is back finally something to watch
Glad you got your channel back!
Prayed for your channel and you got it back! ggwp
We're back 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
so glad to see the channel back
you finally got you're channel back!
Idk how but the Editor is getting better and better. Give him the 10th raise this year
One of the top edited videos. Literally hilarious.
Bro the editor needs a nobel ! The best !
taitus hitting the insane edit
The editor did dima dirty
the editing on this one is crazy, i just love it, great job editor!
thank god your back 🥺, ur my fav Content Creator
3:24
with that loading screen, the editor definitely need a raise!!!!
Omg you're back im so happy rn :DDDD
TH-cam has been so boring without you. Exciting for you to be back 👊🏼
“Well that was the best clip of my life so far” is fucking hilarious 😭😭😭
Good to have you back, I've missed your videos!
editor is GOATED
Channel back lfg. Big W congratz brother 🙏
THE CHANNEL IS BACK
THE MEMORIES AREN'T LOST
guys i’m gonna confirm this now neok does indeed pay me real money for the edits, no worries!
ay bru i’m glad to see the channel back. legit so fucked what happened
CHANNEL BACK LETSGOOOOOOO
Aside from being mean to someone for not speaking english, this is by far the funniest video from your channel. Love it!
Happy to see you back king
U GOT CHANNEL BACK LETS GOOO
Also seems like you cant upload for 2 weeks, like we give a shit WE GOT THE CHANNEL BACK
Waiting 2 weeks is easy, but having this channel gone forever is hard
\o/ the boy is back!
Bro... your editor deserves everything he wants... masterpiece as always.
Lots of love from India neok 😂 Good to see your channel back 🎉
Good thing to see your channel back
RETURN OF THE KING ❤
Happy that you got your channel back, lots of love from India Neok
Finally neok is back, fuck yt for banning my favourite guy. I haven't watched this video and yt banned my g
Your back, love you neok❤
Channel is back!!!!!!!!!!!
HUZZAHH ITS BACK!!
HES BACKKKKK
THE KING'S BACK
Yooo welcome back
editor needs a raise 4 sho
Good to see ur channel back up bro
BROS BACK!😭🙏
The channel is back we are saved
We are so back😻
I don't think many people rush into lower tunnels as CT. This may be the reason why he's not checking.
WE FKIN BACK LETS GOOO!
Channel back, Revival of the fittest 🗣️
5:38 pitkä matikka reference😱
Otin vanhasta yo kokeesta ton fr fr
@@TaitusC kyl abitin tunnistaa
welcome back dude!
lets go hes back
we're back babyy
WE ARE SO BACCKKKKKKKK
5:22 your editor does these little things everytime....best of the best ofc but things like these makes hes/her editing just godlike
channel backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
It's probably the demo from Skyesports Championship!!
NEOK BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Therapist: AI Dima isn't real, he can't hurt you.
AI Dima: *starts stretching his face out of his head*
WE ARE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
When you brought out the dima AI I forgot i was watching a NeokCS video.
PagMan he is back
The short boost box was placed for us Indians, they come short every round.
busted to this once again
give the editors a raise
WWWW NEOK IS BAAACKK LETS GOOO