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  • @Altrag_
    @Altrag_ หลายเดือนก่อน +2442

    Congressional pay raises should be voted on, by the American people

    • @TheDustyShredder
      @TheDustyShredder หลายเดือนก่อน +159

      They'd never let that pass because...well...it won't be pay raises.

    • @michealdrake3421
      @michealdrake3421 หลายเดือนก่อน +202

      Tie it to the minimum wage. One can only go up if the other does.

    • @intosound913
      @intosound913 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

      don't they make enough in backdoor deals and insider trading?

    • @nomore8042
      @nomore8042 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      They haven't done anything for the American Tax Paying Citizens so screw them !!!! They already have voted for a automatic raise every year unless they vote it down and that has never happened !!!!!!!!!!!! Pass Congressional term limits and the line item veto Pronto Amundo !!!

    • @emiliodeguarda2005
      @emiliodeguarda2005 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      ​@@intosound913No, they needed $69k more per year to buy stocks before they release the official vote.

  • @SingleWhiteRoses
    @SingleWhiteRoses หลายเดือนก่อน +1024

    "Someone attack us" to get our politicians on the same side is scary and accurate.

    • @ken481959
      @ken481959 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      The Pols are on the same side.
      Against Luigi.

    • @Conrrad1
      @Conrrad1 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Grampa Buff better think before opening his cargo bays, you might get what you're asking before you notice. We have too many unsavory individuals running around and we don't know who most are.

    • @dianelipson5420
      @dianelipson5420 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ⁠@@ken481959So true! ❤😂 Everyone on both sides hates Johnny Salami too! 👏🏻

    • @floydblandston108
      @floydblandston108 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's very true; if we don't have foreign enemies, we devour ourselves. My vote is for 'West Taiwan' because 'Aliexpress' is a scam factory run by liars.

    • @redmafiapanda
      @redmafiapanda หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Conrrad1that's not true lol bro hasn't been watching HLC

  • @robertkoch8623
    @robertkoch8623 หลายเดือนก่อน +1010

    DC Impression is the best impression you have ever done.

    • @dasshaker2372
      @dasshaker2372 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Probably the most dead-on accurate description of that place, too.

    • @zendetta4364
      @zendetta4364 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      I spit my drink on my work computer when he started talking like that 🤦‍♂️😂

    • @wayneclark2899
      @wayneclark2899 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      By FAR!

    • @Ghosthorses
      @Ghosthorses หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      It was uncanny the resemblance !

    • @TheDevastator619
      @TheDevastator619 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Second!

  • @Crocadillius1123
    @Crocadillius1123 หลายเดือนก่อน +398

    I’ve said for the longest time, congressional pay should be the average salary of your state.

    • @kdavidsmith1
      @kdavidsmith1 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      And paid out from state funds.

    • @samuelzuleger5134
      @samuelzuleger5134 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      There once was a time where being a US Representative or Senator was considered a "part time job."
      Then, they dropped the moral high ground, realizing they could set their own salaries and work hours back in the 19th Century.

    • @tangovictor7407
      @tangovictor7407 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Better yet, the medium income of your district.... see how fast they start fixing shit

    • @raznaak
      @raznaak หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@tangovictor7407 You probably meant median, but yeah.

    • @pharniel
      @pharniel หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@samuelzuleger5134 Many states have done that.
      Now the only people who can afford to be politicians are the rich who can take 4 months off w/out pay every year.
      It's almost like America's had this issue for a few centuries or something.

  • @myrojyn
    @myrojyn หลายเดือนก่อน +160

    Term limits for Congress!

    • @JimCollins-n4c
      @JimCollins-n4c หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      No slur on you intended. Now, if my Representative or Senator has reached their limit but I think they've done a great job, why shouldn't I be able to keep them as my Representative? Their job is to be split so that on the one hand they have to do what's best for the United States, but they're supposed to try and do it in a way that benefits their state or district. There's two ways to describe the US. Sure we're a Constitutional Republic, but we're also a Representative Democracy. Are we really getting our full rights if we can't pick who we want to represent us? I know that the President has term limits but that only happened after we nuked Japan. I don't like it but the Commander in Chief has the nuclear codes and I have to admit it's necessary. No one member or even the entire Congress can force a President to use nukes so I think you should have the right to choose who you want and I should have the same right. Sorry for the long rant. I wish a great set of holidays for you and all those you Love. Semper Fi.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@JimCollins-n4c If they've done well, their political party should not only be able but eager to provide a candidate that can follow in their footsteps.
      Let a good candidate retire in glory, I say. We need more of that in this day and age.

    • @pmc2999
      @pmc2999 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      And like airplane pilots age limits. I want my government and my pilot both in peak condition.

    • @EricMcConnaughey
      @EricMcConnaughey หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Problem is that everyone thinks _their_ Representative or Senator is fine, even if they are 75 years old and half dementia. They think everyone else's Rep or Senator needs to go.

    • @tylisirn
      @tylisirn หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The main issue with term limits is that it makes representatives even more susceptible to lobbying. A) Because they know less, they're less experienced, and B) Where are you going in X terms? Why, this nice lobbyist might have an executive position waiting for you in their company if you do good... Term limits sound good, but they would be a terrible idea currently for many reasons. Mandatory retirement at certain age would be better idea.

  • @benbouman3245
    @benbouman3245 หลายเดือนก่อน +811

    Bills should be required to be read aloud and posted online days before any vote.

    • @derekeastman7771
      @derekeastman7771 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      You say that like they wouldn’t work around it by making the most junior/least liked senator go do it while the rest of them dip out to play golf or whatever.

    • @mooglew1705
      @mooglew1705 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      ​@@derekeastman7771If they leave they aren't allowed to vote.

    • @Hakar17
      @Hakar17 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Also each bill must have only a single law or motion on it no more omnibus bills.

    • @tristanb.3470
      @tristanb.3470 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      They are posted online sometimes months in advance, generally.

    • @TheDustyShredder
      @TheDustyShredder หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tristanb.3470 Only the ones they're ok with everyone seeing, which means there's likely nothing fishy in em or nobody will discern the real meaning behind it until it goes into effect. It's the ones they DON'T want us to see that are the concerning bits. What do THOSE bills have in em that they so desperately need votes for that they'd feel the need to hide the details from the public?

  • @NotALot-xm6gz
    @NotALot-xm6gz หลายเดือนก่อน +525

    “Palletised American Hate” is both a mood and a great name for a metal band.

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Promoter: So what’s the name of your band?
      Guitarist: Palletized American Hate.
      P: So I’m guessing you’re like doom metal or something?
      G: No. We’re largely acoustic Americana. Think CSN meets Tom Petty and Bob Seger.

    • @OverTheVoids
      @OverTheVoids หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I personally feel like that would be a good title for a song composed from a metal band named "Rapid Dragon".

    • @progrocker2112
      @progrocker2112 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Would also be a good t shirt.

    • @792slayer
      @792slayer หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'm definitely feeling it.

    • @notablediscomfort
      @notablediscomfort หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Feels more like an album.

  • @MrFootballFan55
    @MrFootballFan55 หลายเดือนก่อน +958

    Washington DC. America's ruptured appendix we can't surgically remove

    • @jasonrist6582
      @jasonrist6582 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Referendum on dissolving the federal government

    • @judet2992
      @judet2992 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jasonrist6582XD

    • @michaelimbesi2314
      @michaelimbesi2314 หลายเดือนก่อน

      DC’s the only place in America that *isn’t* at fault for this. They’re the only ones who don’t have congressional representation. If you’re angry at Congress acting dumb, stop electing morons.

    • @williambarnes5023
      @williambarnes5023 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you have nukes you can surgically remove it.

    • @Angl0sax0nknight
      @Angl0sax0nknight หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Would the rest of the US cry or celebrate if DC evaporated?

  • @johngulyas695
    @johngulyas695 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    “Violence is My Love Language” needs to be the next Buff T-shirt

  • @Mountaineerfreak75
    @Mountaineerfreak75 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    That hare lip, drool sucking lisp you gave DC is so deliciously accurate. You can almost hear the unspoken DUH behind every word. *chef's kiss*

    • @vali_odinsson
      @vali_odinsson หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds like Mike Tyson with Down's..just a touch of it.

    • @TheTibetyak
      @TheTibetyak 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Mountaineerfreak75 - FINALLY!!! Your description focused it down for me: Movie: The Water Boy; the final scene introducing the father of Bobby Boucher, Jr. (played by Frank Corachi)

    • @Mountaineerfreak75
      @Mountaineerfreak75 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @TheTibetyak Glad to be of service, sir. *salute*

  • @blitz0590
    @blitz0590 หลายเดือนก่อน +411

    Release the Kid!

    • @stewm1267
      @stewm1267 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      The Kid > The Kracken

    • @mesiroy1234
      @mesiroy1234 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Not when biden is in chrge😂

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      not unil after Canada gets our F-35s, I wanna see what the 2 time World Warcrime champion can do with a fleet of flying supercomputers.

    • @LegendaryFenrir
      @LegendaryFenrir หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@avroarchitect1793 This is funnier than it should be.
      And now I'm curious too 😂

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LegendaryFenrir The F35 will be warmly welcomed.

  • @anyaoberkirsch7015
    @anyaoberkirsch7015 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    "Someone attack us", is a sad and accurate sentiment. We only come together when someone has played the FA card, and we need to introduce them to the FO.

    • @benn454
      @benn454 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Even then, you have people whining about the attacker's feelings getting hurt by Finding Out.

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@benn454 So we ought to just spell it out for them that the people we fight are bad, because they don't know how to do their research.

    • @Zentoven99
      @Zentoven99 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@benn454 those people are extremely small in the grand scheme of things. Most people will absolutely be for glassing whoever fucks with us. Ww1 and ww2 are prime example. Vietnam was the example of doing it wrong.

    • @3rdchapterproductions811
      @3rdchapterproductions811 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@sonofjack6286 you could show undeniable proof that the aggressors are the equivalent of if epstine and hitler were the same person, but you'd still have idiots sympathizing for them

  • @TwilightMysts
    @TwilightMysts หลายเดือนก่อน +208

    That ending... Yeah, I am fed up with Congress proposing (and far too often, passing) crap that is hundreds of pages long, and packed with crap that has nothing to do with the supposed subject of the bill. My personal solution would be two fold: There can't be any contents that is not directly under the explicitly stated purpose of the bill, and the bill must be read aloud, in its entirety, every time it is voted on. Congress would never get anything done if they had to spend two weeks sitting on the floor reading through a bill before they could do anything else.

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      I don't see a downside to that.

    • @yelwinmoisesacostaduarte8915
      @yelwinmoisesacostaduarte8915 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it dosent even need to be a person readund that maybe

    • @anonymouspotato4899
      @anonymouspotato4899 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Congress never gets anything done anyway though

    • @patrickm.4469
      @patrickm.4469 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Yep I say don't pay them until the job is completed. Also ban insider trading

    • @WowCreativeUsername
      @WowCreativeUsername หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Then they'll call it the "Protect kids" bill or something but with a billion negative things in it

  • @BaoHadir
    @BaoHadir หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    The pay increase is the least egregious thing about the bill. How about the provision that prevents Congress from being investigated for crimes?

    • @DarrellCook-u5m
      @DarrellCook-u5m หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds like they need to cover something up. Bunch of corrupted crooks and unworthy billionaires. Maybe they're trying to find out the hard way.

    • @lyndajaeger4477
      @lyndajaeger4477 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The deep fried fuck is that?!

  • @AC-yj8cx
    @AC-yj8cx หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    That bill exempts Congress from criminal subpoenas. The 40% pay raise is the least bad thing in the bill.

    • @samlewis4670
      @samlewis4670 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      4% increase. Seems someone with a big megaphone misplaced a decimal

    • @Gamerguy65887
      @Gamerguy65887 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      6,600 3.8% to be exact.

    • @eaglesclaws8
      @eaglesclaws8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its over budy. Failed experiment. Just embrace it. We are not equal under the law, so there is no law

    • @johndietsch2130
      @johndietsch2130 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Gamerguy65887yeah I want to pay to give them another 6600 dollars when they fuck anybody making below 20 times that

  • @tommykenworthy9950
    @tommykenworthy9950 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    Congressional representative pay should either be voted by the people so they get rewarded for doing right by the people or it should be based on the average income of their constituents so they have incentives to advocate for the people back home so they dont forget why we sent them there

    • @coffeegonewrong
      @coffeegonewrong หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Average income of their home state sounds like a perfect idea

    • @htomtrites3033
      @htomtrites3033 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Congresspersons should be paid by their state, same as their state's Legislators. I'm tempted to add that States should provide housing in DC (for some states, senior residential facilities may be a good model.)

    • @dobber43
      @dobber43 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@coffeegonewrong you want median or maybe even a ratio based on the bottom percentiles pay. Otherwise they could just massively increase their states 1% and still make a lot more.

    • @billkraemer4710
      @billkraemer4710 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      At 200k per year salary it amazes me how many of them become multimillionaires in just 8 to 10 years. It’s as if they don’t spend a penny of their own wages for anything.

    • @sarkaranish
      @sarkaranish หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I disagree. They should be paid DOUBLE the median household income of where they are living currently, AKA Washington DC. As a result, they should work double, have half the days off, and read the damn bills they propose. Congress barely does their job. We should incentivize them to work more, not less. And then get rid of their stock trading capabilities.

  • @PhilieBlunt666
    @PhilieBlunt666 หลายเดือนก่อน +189

    You know the kids got gold when grandpa buff wants to use his joke 😂😂

    • @dregolaylow6165
      @dregolaylow6165 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Dude I cackled when he said he could make it racist 🤣

  • @jloiben12
    @jloiben12 หลายเดือนก่อน +464

    Russia: Lies about its missile capabilities.
    America: Jesus Christ! Have you not learned your lesson?
    Russia: No.
    America: Fine. Ray Ray, Lockheed, I want a missile defense system that can easily defeat what Russia is lying about being able to do today even though it will be another 50 years before they can actually do it

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      The missile defense system equivalent of an F15? That makes me feel things.

    • @Controlled_Insanity_003
      @Controlled_Insanity_003 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      50? You mean like 200?

    • @GearGuardianGaming
      @GearGuardianGaming หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      ​@@benjaminoechsli1941 f15? brother, i dont think the su35 could take out an f4. let alone an f15.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @GearGuardianGaming I was referring to how the F15 was created to beat what Russia was lying about the time (The MiG-25 Foxbat).
      And we've seen how well that worked. 1️⃣0️⃣4️⃣ - 0️⃣

    • @borttorbbq2556
      @borttorbbq2556 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That is basically what we have done for a long time

  • @gatorkt1
    @gatorkt1 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    1:48 I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT! Started dying laughing taking a dump in the Charlotte airport.

    • @Planes_Engineering_Stuff
      @Planes_Engineering_Stuff หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Also dying from laughing from that in the Charlotte airport 😂

    • @Yukiabiannightmare
      @Yukiabiannightmare หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Charlotte is an interesting town. Dude sold me an 8 ball for 150 bucks that wasn’t half bad then the next morning he hit me up to see if I was good.

    • @chrisjvas
      @chrisjvas หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Yukiabiannightmare the name ties it all together 💀 praise be upon him 🙏🏻

  • @Arrowthorne
    @Arrowthorne หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    I-ran: Haha see our mighty Su-35's
    F22: Introducing our newest technology "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly"

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      How R.U.D. of them. 😂

    • @mirkodizdar3700
      @mirkodizdar3700 หลายเดือนก่อน

      so US is introducing expensive crap.ok.the US should be quiet cause you guys cant win a war since your own civil war.man how pathetic the US is😂😂

    • @Name_Redacted_lol
      @Name_Redacted_lol หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@mirkodizdar3700if you truly believe that than your either uneducated or willfully ignorant. Not sure where your from but your welcome for us saving your country and preserving the free world.❤

    • @Name_Redacted_lol
      @Name_Redacted_lol หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@mirkodizdar3700except we saved the entirety of the world multiple times. ❤ your welcome on behalf of the U.S

    • @PABCOM1
      @PABCOM1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@mirkodizdar3700 Like how your Russia never win any wars without ridiculous casualties ever since ww2?

  • @kiefferciullo8561
    @kiefferciullo8561 หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    Being a congressman is the only job I can think of where you can get a raise despite not actually doing your job!

    • @antoninobaldasari5232
      @antoninobaldasari5232 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      A lot of upper management/CEO types do it, too. Tank a company, shit on their workers, but hey, raises for the board of directors!

    • @Pelicanzzz
      @Pelicanzzz หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sports owners get paid plenty for doing nothing but suck!

    • @Troutstar
      @Troutstar หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      While Elon laughs at TESLA , raking in that sweet sweet dollar, while doing nothing 😂 It's what a lot of CEO's do all the time. If you want to know what hard work is, ask somebody who does manual labor for 12-16 hours a day and stop allowing CEO's to run our country.

    • @jasonstearns1044
      @jasonstearns1044 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@Troutstar 😅😅😅 you're pretty dumb if you think that there's no work involved to be a CEO or the owner/ founder/ creator of a company that you oversee and run.
      Tell me you're low wage without telling me you're low wage.
      Tell me you're uneducated and lazy without telling me you're uneducated and lazy.
      Tell me you're a liberal without telling me you're a liberal.
      Tell me you have no future without telling me you have no future.
      So many jokes can be made out of that absolutely uneducated garbage you posted. I'd be here longer than your attention span just getting started with them.

    • @dannyeaton5784
      @dannyeaton5784 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      And retirement pay FOR LIFE. As well as medical coverage FOR LIFE. Even after ONE term.

  • @Egonowhere
    @Egonowhere หลายเดือนก่อน +503

    OK HLC .. it's been too long…. The CIA has recaptured Franklin … We need proof of Life :p

    • @larrykelly3536
      @larrykelly3536 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @edgarpenuelas6913
      @edgarpenuelas6913 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      They put em down to check for rabies😂

    • @ClericOfPholtus
      @ClericOfPholtus หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Makes too much sense

    • @xyz.ijk.
      @xyz.ijk. หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ... or we take HLC hostage?

    • @Subreon
      @Subreon หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@edgarpenuelas6913 you saw that comedy show too i see

  • @andrewhamop6665
    @andrewhamop6665 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    As much as we rag on the Iranians, as a hobbyist aviation enthusiast it's genuinely impressive to me how long they've managed to keep their Persian cats flying... at least a handful of them. Seeing clips from their airshow was genuinely surreal. The scream of those old TF-30s was amazing.
    But you know, stop funding your terror homies or get the smoke Iran. Doesn't matter if you have Tomcats or Flankers.
    Great video as always HLC!

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Oh yeah, I don't know who deserves more credit for keeping those aging airframes operating, the Iranian maintenance crews or the original engineers who designed those planes...

    • @generalilbis
      @generalilbis หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@RipOffProductionsLLCCould be completely off-course with this, but I like to imagine that Iran's F-14s have been kept flying by a crew of grizzled mechanics and pilots who joined Iran's military just after the country received them just to fly or work on them...and they have agreed to go along with all kinds of BS to remain in place to keep the Tomcat flying. Which isn't 100% heroic, I acknowledge, but I want to believe that Iran's Tomcat remain alive because their crews love them too much.

    • @scottyb68
      @scottyb68 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'd like to buy one from them since the US scrapped them all. I understand why but it was stupid. They'd be handy when we go up against China. I mean, The Great China, my mistake 😅

    • @Nutmeg142
      @Nutmeg142 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@scottyb68they aren’t really scrapped. They are in the Boneyards by Davis-Monthan. It honestly wouldn’t take long to get them up and running again. That’s where all of our older airframes are. They are there if sh*t hits the fan and we need to pull stuff out of reserve.

    • @Nutmeg142
      @Nutmeg142 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Most of it is just from extreme cannibilization. The one you saw fly in the airshow was most likely one of the only ones that were left air worthy as they had trouble getting parts and missiles. That is most likely why they are going with Russian aircraft now.

  • @4m3riC4n
    @4m3riC4n หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    True Brilliance! Well Done Sir, Well Done!

  • @jesseshort8
    @jesseshort8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    D.C. 🤣🤣🤣 pretty spot on.

  • @MitchellM.
    @MitchellM. หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    All I'm saying is that congressional salaries should be based on the median American household income. Give Congress an incentive to think of everyone.

    • @NemisCassander
      @NemisCassander หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Mmm... I understand the sentiment, but almost all proposals here have some bad unintended consequences.
      In this case, the fastest way for them to make more money is to improve the life of the most people. Might sound good, until you realize that that means improving only some states. It would be the reverse problem (from a representation standpoint) from the Electoral College 'issue'.

    • @Gamerguy65887
      @Gamerguy65887 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@NemisCassanderthat's a well written counter point and also very true.
      There are ways of writting such a law would prevent localized abuse, but many would complain the bill is to long. I say this Because as we have seen. Many bills even when they are singular subjects, are lengthy to cover all the details needed.

  • @LegendaryFenrir
    @LegendaryFenrir หลายเดือนก่อน +240

    Iran: America, your dog is fighting 4 countries
    USA: And Russia can barely fight 1

    • @occasional-dabbler
      @occasional-dabbler หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      also USA: four on one and the one is kicking all their asses

    • @Loki_Trickster
      @Loki_Trickster หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      @@occasional-dabbler It's actually worst then that, They are kicking their asses and the only side concerned about collateral damage.

    • @LiveFreeOrDieDH
      @LiveFreeOrDieDH หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Loki_Trickster 6 days war round 2 but apparently syria jordan and egypt know better than to fuck with israel

    • @Pierce-lz7kv
      @Pierce-lz7kv หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Russia isn't fighting a dog...they are fighting the whole damn wolf pack and the pack is pissed!

  • @KellyStarks
    @KellyStarks หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Glad the Kid would show some regret over fighting a beat up F-14. Respect your elders!
    Also glad Washington DC is officially not part of any of the US states. Really, we need a boarder wall around it!!

  • @user-zm6wk5zx2d
    @user-zm6wk5zx2d หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I want to vote for more money citizen raise. 😮😊

  • @ChrisRand-gf7lz
    @ChrisRand-gf7lz หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Buff with the "Dick Cheney shooting a guy in the face" deep cut.

    • @ken481959
      @ken481959 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Fast, wide, and deep. And accurate AF.

    • @ilovejettrooper5922
      @ilovejettrooper5922 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, what was that about anyways??

    • @ken481959
      @ken481959 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ilovejettrooper5922 he shot a guy in the face while duck hunting.

    • @ilovejettrooper5922
      @ilovejettrooper5922 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ken481959 Ouch! And, rude.

    • @ken481959
      @ken481959 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ilovejettrooper5922 well, I am pretty sure the guy was a lawyer as well, so....

  • @Alcatrazrezz
    @Alcatrazrezz หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    Can us Canadians commit our new list of future war crimes yet? Please we have spent the last 70+ years crowd sourcing ideas 🤣

    • @EricMcConnaughey
      @EricMcConnaughey หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Hah !! Classic !!

    • @Zentoven99
      @Zentoven99 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Only if we get in on it.

    • @Alcatrazrezz
      @Alcatrazrezz หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @Zentoven99 well of course we need our battle buddy

    • @blacknote6945
      @blacknote6945 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Grenades shaped like food?

    • @Alcatrazrezz
      @Alcatrazrezz หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @blacknote6945 how did you know, that is item 37 on the list 🤣

  • @gagekent4920
    @gagekent4920 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    Buff is still hilarious😂
    Amd someone has something superior again! Wow!

    • @Thecutpine
      @Thecutpine หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Therapy is for quitters

    • @gagekent4920
      @gagekent4920 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Thecutpine exactly what I tell my family when they tell me to go to therapy😂

  • @PR0MARK1
    @PR0MARK1 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This channel is gold dude, thanks! don't change a thing.

  • @mordy704
    @mordy704 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    A high-tech duel with Russia? We already tried that, in the 1960s. There's still only one flag on the moon.

  • @lokimischievous1698
    @lokimischievous1698 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Man, did you nail the voice of the politicians. Love it. DC never sounded better.

  • @gafrers
    @gafrers หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    The DC bit killed me. So accurate. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Melw44
      @Melw44 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Totally on Pelosi voice!😂

  • @furiouskaiser9914
    @furiouskaiser9914 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

    Last time i was this early i was told to sit on the floor for 5 hours in my gear until we were told what we were going to do.

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Last time I was this early my girlfriend told me she was late 😂

  • @bshyd
    @bshyd หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    0:29 This video is brought to you by BetterHelp

    • @michealcobb7344
      @michealcobb7344 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The most underrated comment

    • @HermeticJazz
      @HermeticJazz หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean brought to you by Compile Inc? (Its the same company. They dba better help in California)

  • @JimPark-63
    @JimPark-63 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    BUFF is once again top notch. The voice of D.C. is pure genius.

  • @crwn-chaos288
    @crwn-chaos288 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    You know, days like this when I really respect content creators like you, you could have easily extended this out to ten minutes for the midrolls, keep it up man not only are you good to watch, but seeing all this makes it feel good to watch. Be safe and have a good day HLC

  • @alexs.8401
    @alexs.8401 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    "High tech duel" in Russia is Rock, Paper, Scissors. Or Rochambeau.

    • @michaelbenjmitchell1
      @michaelbenjmitchell1 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      HLC also forgot to add that every single bomber and fighter in the US inventory is capable of carrying cruise missiles too.

    • @Pelicanzzz
      @Pelicanzzz หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "high tech duel" is the rebranding of Russian roulette

    • @samuelzuleger5134
      @samuelzuleger5134 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah. High tech duel in Russia is Russian roulette with a Makarov.
      Russia goes first.

    • @lemax6865
      @lemax6865 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@samuelzuleger5134 What do the rules say happens when the Makarov jams?

    • @mirkodizdar3700
      @mirkodizdar3700 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@michaelbenjmitchell1you american retards like to forgett that the Russians have more AD than you have planes but hey you lose to afghani,rice farmers,houthies and all the other guys but keep the tough guy image.how pathetic of a nation the US ha become

  • @SilviaDragoness
    @SilviaDragoness หลายเดือนก่อน +78

    One Issue Per Bill!

    • @benbouman3245
      @benbouman3245 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Posted online for all to examine.

    • @Pelicanzzz
      @Pelicanzzz หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      With source control showing exactly who wrote each line and when.

    • @scottyb68
      @scottyb68 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And written in common use English not confusing lawyer pig Latin!

  • @Wiseman501
    @Wiseman501 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    As someone who works closely with a lot of folks in and around DC, I must say that your accent is extremely authentic to the region. Great character research, HLC!

  • @yousaidthusly461
    @yousaidthusly461 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Uhh…HLC.
    Heard an Arleigh-Burke shot down an F/A-18 by accident.
    Praying for his speedy recovery, and load up as many unfriendly FF incident comebacks as possible. This is gonna be a tough one.
    I can already hear Russia’s audible “HA.”

  • @keithkellett9377
    @keithkellett9377 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    SEE!!! EVEN THE UNITED STATES ITSELF WANTS TO LIMIT THE WORDING ON BILLS!! PRAISE BE THE UNITED STATES

  • @duncanbeirne9358
    @duncanbeirne9358 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Buff is the premier glass blower (for quantity)

  • @slcape01
    @slcape01 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Where is the new T-shirt, "violence is my love language". Lmao

  • @curtisbiasi5777
    @curtisbiasi5777 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I just spit pizza on my computer!!! Spot on rendition of DC!

  • @heathwoodlee520
    @heathwoodlee520 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    HLC for President!!!

  • @Spartan536
    @Spartan536 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    I am of legal age to run for office, I have considered it. My platform slogan is, FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT.
    My proposal is this:
    All bills are legally required to be single issue and must apply equally to politicians as its does the people.
    ALL members of congress, the POTUS, and the SCOTUS are to be paid the AVERAGE US INCOME, pay raises can NOT be voted on and will ALWAYS reflect how the average American struggles financially.
    Insider trading and financial kickbacks for politicians are to be made illegal and if caught doing so will be grounds for immediate impeachment and removal from office with no retirement benefits.
    For those of you wondering, I am militantly Pro-2A to the point where I WILL make Brandon Herrera Director of the BATFE (ATF). I would receive an A+ from the Firearms Policy Coalition, guaranteed. We don't have a gun problem in the USA, we have a disturbing and significant MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEM, and that desperately needs to be addressed.

    • @ForestWolf1757
      @ForestWolf1757 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Also a crippling social media addiction which I personally believe directly ties in to the mental health issue.

    • @ken481959
      @ken481959 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So, when are you going to enlist? And I don't mean in the Guard or the Air Force, or the Coast Guard.

    • @Loki_Trickster
      @Loki_Trickster หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I Agree with you but I think it doesn't go far enough with insider trading and financial kickbacks
      * Politicians shouldn't be allowed to own stocks period. They should be divested into US bonds the moment they are sworn into office.
      * Election donations should be souly by individuals. No corporate, citizens united, Unions, etc. And make lobbying illegal.
      Supreme court should also have term limits, they shouldn't be allowed to hold a lifetime position when its not voted directly by the people.

    • @ΣτελιοςΠεππας
      @ΣτελιοςΠεππας หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@Loki_Trickster Won't work. In my country, politicians are banned from owning stocks, options, or anything else of that sort. But their relatives aren't.
      They'll always find a way...

    • @Hakar17
      @Hakar17 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Being caught needs to involve substantial prison time (10 years in max minimum) not simply removal.

  • @jordanfgfox7237
    @jordanfgfox7237 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    The kid wasn't about to follow jake paul's footsteps big respect

  • @mileslugo6430
    @mileslugo6430 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Politicians are supposed to be expendable.

  • @SomeOne-Avatar
    @SomeOne-Avatar หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    OMG!!! LMAO!!!🤣😂🤣 I love the D.C. impersonation (the smart kid on the short bus) that about sums it up LoL

  • @chrisb7198
    @chrisb7198 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    HLC and TFE drop video's on my birthday. This was another nice present. Thank You.

  • @noneedtoknow07
    @noneedtoknow07 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    The Tomcat was designed around a missile.
    The A-10 is literally built around the gun.

    • @TheDustyShredder
      @TheDustyShredder หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      And has the ability to carry missiles, bombs, gun pods, or whatever else it needs to carry because it don't give a fuck about stealth. It just flies in, fucks shit up, and generally just terrorizes the enemy.

  • @lukkaredwolf3534
    @lukkaredwolf3534 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Kids got respect for his elders

  • @JohnPollock-zu8kt
    @JohnPollock-zu8kt หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    DC was hilarious, must have again!!

  • @chocopappy
    @chocopappy หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Politicians should work for the people, instead they work the people over.

  • @henrycarlson7514
    @henrycarlson7514 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So Wise , Thank You

  • @jesm1194
    @jesm1194 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Living near dc, that was the greatest impersonation you've ever done please continue to do that one LOL

  • @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire
    @ButFirstHeLitItOnFire หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    5:18
    That sounds like a product line for those Bad Dragon “toys”.

    • @Sarafimm2
      @Sarafimm2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Insert joke here.

    • @sinocte
      @sinocte หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Either way you go, somebody's getting fucked!"

  • @sundaynightcommander
    @sundaynightcommander หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    1:20 same logic of “if there are no survivors nobody knows you are there”

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 หลายเดือนก่อน

      its not wrong

    • @sundaynightcommander
      @sundaynightcommander หลายเดือนก่อน

      The difference between the f22 and the b-51 is “heavy stealth”

  • @RealBelisariusCawl
    @RealBelisariusCawl หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    8:16 I want to believe that HLC uses this voice when he’s berating the lower enlisted

  • @ImInLoveWithBulla
    @ImInLoveWithBulla หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    I’m a mailman. I’m a federal govt employee. I’m in the only sector of the federal govt where we do actually work all year. Where’s my 100k pay raise??

    • @LackofFaithify
      @LackofFaithify หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      We also don't pay postage -Congress

    • @MountiansandManes
      @MountiansandManes หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      We work for the poeple, we dont line our pockets with your moeny you should be getting - said no one ever.

  • @koalactrl
    @koalactrl หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    The kid will pull no punches now, since Iran is going to quit using the Tomcat and Phantom.

  • @bsb8705
    @bsb8705 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Buff is turning into the Kid. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @codyking5338
    @codyking5338 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    2:37 Disassembled and returned. Same. Day. Shipping.

  • @Crocadillius1123
    @Crocadillius1123 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    “I’m not makin’ em at night america!” *looks at Langley* “I’m makin’ em at night”

  • @Tbarse
    @Tbarse หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love it when HLC gets 'Political' He doesn't speak about partisan politics, he just speaks the facts that the American people feel about D.C.

  • @Qardo
    @Qardo หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The Kid can be one hell of a wrestler. He got smack talk down pat. All he was missing was crying out, "Can I get a 'hell yeah'?" But that is another plane's catch phrase. Can't steal other people's catch phrases. Some serious legal sh*t right there.
    After all. The Kid got Franklin in his corner. With the Steel Chair....well...we think he is in The Kid's corner. Where is Franklin?
    *Hearing screaming in New York and lots of gunfire*
    Either that is Franklin or a normal New York day.

    • @oldman4021
      @oldman4021 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      NOT Franklin!

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@oldman4021 You assume Franklin is the one screaming. You fool.

    • @oldman4021
      @oldman4021 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @Qardo More fool you, what I had in mind was FRANKLIN'S victims

  • @Sasqtch
    @Sasqtch หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Of course the F-22 is going to get excited by an engagement. Let him eat!

  • @SusieDaw-ix6pv
    @SusieDaw-ix6pv หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    HLC, if I was 35 years younger, your wife would be afraid lol. Someone with your abilities is a treasure and I might have tried to woo you away from her lol. You make me laugh!!

  • @justindibene6748
    @justindibene6748 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The DC imitation is so good haha

  • @Aerick911
    @Aerick911 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That DC Impression. ***Chef's Kiss***

  • @aidanserad1143
    @aidanserad1143 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    @Habitual Linecrosser we NEED the F4 Phantom in the videos with an old man voice! Both the USN one AND the USAF one! Maybe a section of a video where they argue about which branch’s F4 were better! Lol
    Would LOVE to see that! Keep up the great work!😊👍🏻

  • @leosthrivwithautism
    @leosthrivwithautism หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    From a civilians perspective: It feels like our military branches have so much pent up energy that if someone pulls the wrong move and f's around ohh.... they are definitely going to find out! 😅
    All it would take is an authorization saying show them what we are about and our service men and women will get to finally stretch their legs!
    The US is just sitting here wishing and praying someone would throw a 2 piece comb sucker punch our way to release the greatest power of freedom they will ever see.
    With the extra pent up energy itll be super spicy too. Haha.
    As always HLC i freaking love your videos man! And im always telling people to come check your channel out! You deserve it man! 👍

  • @AnyMotoUSA
    @AnyMotoUSA หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Washington DC as a sub 70 IQ hall monitor has me in stitches

  • @gonzopenguin
    @gonzopenguin หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just here to say how much I love your channel. A legitimate bright spot in my day. Thanks, brother!

  • @builtbroken3558
    @builtbroken3558 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Exactly how Congress sounds to the rest of us when speaking on any media channel.

  • @Adawursk
    @Adawursk หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Your depiction of washington DC made me laugh way harder than it should of.

  • @darrenskjoelsvold
    @darrenskjoelsvold หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Congressional pay is increased automatically, so voting in an extra one is gilding the turd.

  • @Blackout5871
    @Blackout5871 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Oh cool let's go get our Tomcats back.

    • @johnmcshane4463
      @johnmcshane4463 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That's an idea for a Tom cruise movie that would write itself.

  • @midwestmulisha820
    @midwestmulisha820 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was not ready for that DC impression at all. Hole. Lee. Chit.

  • @Exarmymed
    @Exarmymed หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Loving the new voice of D.C. 😂😂😂

  • @Adam_Strachan
    @Adam_Strachan หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    accurate interpretation of Washington D.C. 😂

  • @BewilderedDuck-e5l
    @BewilderedDuck-e5l หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    When I heard that challenge to a duel come out of Putins mouth my first thought was “Can’t wait for HLC to respond to this” 😂

    • @nancyz5841
      @nancyz5841 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So he wants a duel huh? How about cream pies at 5 paces?

  • @AflacMan13
    @AflacMan13 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Congress should not have paychecks. It should not be a paid position to be a politician. It should only be Voluntary, and voted in.

    • @JimCollins-n4c
      @JimCollins-n4c หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Then only the rich could do it. That's already true in DC but in my state we have really great people in office in all the state wide officers but the vast majority of our legislators are great folks, but almost none at our local, state, or federal politicians from my state could afford to do those jobs without pay. The rich have far too much representation as it is, in my opinion. Now Listen Up! We have a mess of holidays coming up and I hope that you, and all those you Love enjoy them. Semper Fi.

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@JimCollins-n4c Not necessarily. We could get GSA to provide congressional apartments, give them an account with separate per diem, clothing, and office overhead budgeting, maybe have that operated by DOD logistics (is there an NSN for a civilian business suit? wonder how the bidding process works for that)... oh, and travel by DTS.
      If they have to live within their own red tape, maybe they'll be a little more intelligent about it.

  • @normduch
    @normduch หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That DC personification made me rub myself. That was the greatest thing I have ever seen on the Internet.

  • @OhioScot
    @OhioScot หลายเดือนก่อน

    Buff just reminds me so much of my father, he was in the Air Force in the late 1950's to mid 60's and he'd always be talking like that!😂

  • @alexlaws5086
    @alexlaws5086 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "America, your dog is fighting 4 countries!"
    "My dog with American equipment is fighting 4 countries with Russian equipment and winning, what's your point?"

  • @ThraceVega
    @ThraceVega หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    If DC ever becomes a state, this nation is boned.

    • @AmericanAdvancement
      @AmericanAdvancement หลายเดือนก่อน

      They legally can never be a state. The moment they become a state there would have to be a new capital since the whole point of DC not being a state was so that one state cannot disproportionately influence national level politics.

  • @archonfett
    @archonfett หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Damn when the dual got mentioned in the comments of your totally declassified lesson this morning I said “is this going to be in the next episode? I can already hear Buff laughing” and boom there’s the dual an Buff laughing at Russia

  • @sarahgracecornell9917
    @sarahgracecornell9917 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    We fight each other because no one else will fight us.

  • @wmason1961
    @wmason1961 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Absolutely perfect DC accent.

  • @Blackmerlin666
    @Blackmerlin666 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Greetings from Germany ✌️

  • @Beckwourth
    @Beckwourth หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "i got some ass to whoop" is a good shirt label 🏷️

  • @withacy
    @withacy หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    OMG - I’ve been saying for years (well, at least since the “Affordable Care Act”) that we need to Amend the Constitution to require every bill to be no longer than a tweet!

  • @shadowsa2b
    @shadowsa2b หลายเดือนก่อน

    THANK YOU! Bills should absolutely be single subject matter, and vote on one issue at a time! No more idiotic, cheaty, crooked, shady, pet project laden, self serving, cancerous omnibus bills!

  • @josh_kerman
    @josh_kerman หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love the voice you did for D.C. Very fitting.

  • @furiouskaiser9914
    @furiouskaiser9914 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    1:38 Ok, thanks for the sub titles there, because I heard the kid saying he was gay at first. Nothing wrong with that, just thought we had some unexpected character development 😅.