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"Namardi - aurto pein hat uthana "
This line ♥️
@@_r.basrii Aurat pe haath uthane wala na-mard hota hai.
Wo zamana guzar gya... ab hai 1 pe 2 free. Equality
Aur comedian par bhi
Zakir khan ki line copy ki hai
@@Husainbhinder02 achaa smaj gayi
*He is the legendary comedian uploading video at 1:30am*😂
*And we are the ultra legengedry subscriber to wait for his video 🤣🤣*
#MunawwarMeriJaaan ❣️
Even 53k view in a single hour
@Exmuslim Sahil(SAW) nautanki religion h Islam .to ulte harkate to karenge he .sahi h bro .sahi video share kia h .
That line's " namardi " aurton pe haath uthana ❤️😭
Are yrr aap to emotional hi ho gye.
kya hua saloni lagta hai apke andr ki ladki ko bhi koi ese nuksaan phochta hai ya thaa hopefully abhi ab thik honge..
His face expressions with lines is just amazing 🤩🖤
RIP to the guy who sit on first row with his father😂🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
@@katorakhanporkistani6891lanat ho tuj pr 😡😡😡
@@tanzeemkhan886 bhai bura laga na. Hame bhi isi tarha bura lagta he jab muna faruki Lord Rama & Sita Maa ke barme bura joke crack karta he. Tumhare emotions hurt karne ka koi irada nahi he. Bas us muna ko ye batana tha. Hosake to maf kardena
@@katorakhanporkistani6891 tere jokes mai khunnas dikh rahi thee.
@@katorakhanporkistani6891 maafi manga.. toh koi nahi..
Maaf kiya
Lekin aap Munawar ko bhi maaf kardo. Woh apne guna ke liye 37 days jail bhi jaake aaya. Ab toh uss ko chhod do yaar.
I didn't expect that "Namardi" translation! It was lit👌
Yeah 😊
2:58 ye dil se nikla 🤣😂
Dude you are mind blowing genuinely I know you know this btw you are awesome And what you did in lockup that was great 👍 Those who tell the truth, who have a story are always considered bad. Between now everyone knows munawar faruqui is the best stand up comedian 🥀👍
The only thing that was missing was @2:45 when he said "I was like : ye bimari hai, mereko laga mai Indian hun....and he could have added.."bhale wo maante ho ya na maante ho, par main to Indian hun"... to add a bit of political satire. But overall superb.👍👍
Tere liye ek line bhai__"aashiq hun m dil ka mujhe cho*na mat sikha".... comedian ko satire sikha rha 🤦🏻♂️😂😂
@@jadoo4361 No it's always okay to give suggestions, audience hai bhai
🔥
Great idea ,
@@jadoo4361 it's ok to give suggestions
This guy is an example of "Artist" who don't need a stage, stage needs an artist, like Munawwar Faruqui
True thatt 👌
th-cam.com/video/v5OjziF0yGw/w-d-xo.html😂😍..
Kya Bhai itna jyada bhi tarif mat kar .isne mere 2 ex abhi tak nhi lotaye😏.
Arrest sudhir Chaudhary
😍😍🔥
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣amazing cricketer wala part is too awesome
Kaam wali rocked
Munawar shocked 😅
Haha
Dates r rich in iron
I am glad that i was there in the audience and this part is nothing we had fcking 2hours madness munawar bhai you are a great comedian❤️
Bhai koi age limit hoti hai kya ?
Want yo see them live someday yaar (munawar and samay)
@@dev61 16 above ka age limit hota hai bro
th-cam.com/video/v5OjziF0yGw/w-d-xo.html😂😍kk
@@frostgaming4856 on what date and in which auditorium it was performed?
When he said " agar acche se bataya to woh shaq (suck) karegi", half of the audience didn't understand so he had to repeat shaq shaq.😅
Aww...Munawar bhai please make Sneha your 3rd wife, she would convert willingly and will also go down for you. Ola-Hu-Uber 💣.
Peace! ✌️☮️
Making fun of Hindu gods isn't funny ❤️
Quran pr mastarbation krne me jo maza hai wo kisi me nhi (just comedy dont be serious).. . Kks
One of the best Standup comedian ❤️
2:49 anyone says maarch**d 😂😂
1:08 Namardi = "Aurato pe haat Uthana"
Some people need to hear this line again and again until they finally get it
Yes, best line in the video my friend
लगता हैं तुम्हारा रेगुलर हैं
Absolutely rite agree ... ba girls need to stop pissn off guys ... n this applies to women aswell jas cuz guys won't let hands on girls that ain't mean they can its a two way street
@@chulchobe9871 chad
Namaradi is also equal to maa behan ki gaali dena which becomes cool now and women also enjoy that
4:47 kamwali dialogue was epic
'' Bhaiya khajur khaya kijiye body garam rahega''
😂😂🤣🤣
😄😄😄😄😄
Har line mast punch line great 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
1:14 there was caryminati in second row😂
2:03 feeling sad for him 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻♂️
1:10 love you for making this point loud and clear 🔥❤️
Very bold show but Awesome !!
Awesome Expressions💯❤ and timing😂😂
Munawar's video notification gives more happiness than the salary credited message
YEH KUCH JYADA NAHI HO GAYA
@@tanu___8578 muhabbat bolte chote
Tu nhi smjhega 😂
Salary meko dediya karo bro aap notification se khush rho
@@yourfather2189 itti mohabbat crush se nahi krtaa koi
acha i just said for fun !!
i love him toooo
@@tanu___8578 hehe 😂
I'm so disappointed that crowd didn't get that "Shaq/Suck" joke at 6:48.
Even I got it now after reading your comment, actually that wasn't framed properly
I thought it sounded like fuck
I got it😂
People also didn't get that joke on 7:28. My man said breakup breakup breakup 3 times to signify triple talaq.
Carefully he is a legend..even i gor it after ur comment😶😂😂
Munawar never get fails to make me laugh 😂😂
Munawar is always so damn funny 🤣🤣🤣
bro actually wrote the jokes sitting in a warzone, ggs.
You aren't
lmao says a anime pfp
@@hihiacc9523 yup just school kid ..hows life buddy?
Darling how old are you??? 😂😂😂 to find these SO MATURE. 😂
2:48 par dhayan se suno headphone 🎧 laga kar ki ek bande ne kya bola I think mc
He has my heart when he said the diouloge at 1:16 🤧😌
Aww...Munawar bhai please make Sayali your 3rd wife, she would convert willingly and will also go down for you. Ola-Hu-Uber 💣.
Peace! ✌️☮️
@@debabratachandra5954 u bjp?
@@notzeez9782 I CPM 🚩🇨🇳
@@debabratachandra5954 Lowest maturity spotted
Balance
3:02 RIP this dude, maybe he's next to his father!
Bhai teko kis angle se father lg rha 🥴
1:10 what does it mean?
Well! Who doesn't love this charming man😍
Idk.. straight guys?
@@disliketheclickbaits8858 op
VHP, Hindu Yuva Vahini
@@disliketheclickbaits8858 ohhhhhhhhh
@@disliketheclickbaits8858 Oohoo
He is the only legend who upload commedy video at 1 am 🤣🤣
**1:30 am 🤠
And get 3.2k likes in 4 minutes
And we are legend too who are watching it at this time
Wow
😂😂😂 challenging comedian
4:10 Muttiah Muralitharan at its best🤣🤣🤣
MUNAWAR 👑❤
Reason why he asked for Khajur in lock up show😂😂😂😂😂
🌚🌚🌚🌚🥲🥲🥲🥲
😁😁😁
Now it all makes sense
Even he distributed it with all the members in lock upp.😜😜😜
oohh yessss
Just saw news about shows cancelled. Dont get demotivated. We arw always there with you
12th show cancelled...wtf....kuch bhi...we re yur fans and we re there with u...❤️🙌
He has quit everything
To AA. Jao...show krwa do
Shame! some hindus like their religion being trolled and made fun of.
Shame some people love who troll their religion and Gods.
Shame that despite of all that u all call yourselves hindu.
Shame on each one of u, who support such men
Hinduphobes ke saath yahi hote rahega
Jai Shri Ram 🚩🕉️
Karna sabh kuch hai, aata kuch nhi... wahh kya line hai 😂😂😂
Hats off to him 👑❤
7:30 breakup breakup breakup 🤣🔥
8:03 sahi kkhel gya chota bhai 😂😂🤣🤣✌✌✌✌
Munawaar sir uh are always rocks🥳🥳
I love you yaar Munawar
I was here on the 18th of Sept. What a show it was! The last bit was very emotional too, knowing about his journey! This man is a damn good performer! #DongritoEverywhere man!
@Exmuslim Sahil(SAW) abe yeh bhkto wala chutiyapa fake videos dikhakr it cell me kam karta tha kya pehle😃😃 or logic ki bat bhakt kr rhe hai tuje pta hai bhkt or logic is Parallel lines which never intersects each others, aese kae videos hai jisme rss walo apna b grup chora hai apna dhram chnge krke but me tuje vo sb dikhakr apna time waste nhi kruga kabi logic jan na ho to ramayan or mahabharat thk se padhna jisme hourses bina phankh k uthte hi jisme ladies pani me rehti hai or vo b snakes k sath jisme pathar pani me terte hai jisme kurukshetra k medan 10 caror log mare gye they to soch ladne kitne gye hoge or kya vo medan sche itma bada tha ki 1 caror log b aa jae, 33 caror devi devta jo apas me he ladte marte they khud ko bcha nhi pae or tum unke bhrosa ladte rehte ho wha bhkt wha😂😂😂😂
@[𝘀𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶 𝗸𝗮𝗳𝗶𝗿] popat tuje b pta hai kon hai 😂😂 jo tumhe popat bnate h 33cror k nam pe chutiyapa krke tatti devi or devta aaa thuuuuuuu😂
Namardi and the dialogues "aurato pe haanth uthana "
And I was like wait, abhi he like kr deti hu. I don't have to listen to the whole piece to like the video. But seriously you are awesome man!! Just awesome ❤️
Ryt mam..
50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..,👍✌😊
KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?.🙄
th-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamvo/w-d-xo.html
QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON,
The same moment i liked too 🙂
Par jab aurat haath uthaye tab ?? No one talks about it .
@@mayankshukla3912 dude nobody said that there should be no rule and nodoby should take a stand for males. It was not the point here to mention.
@@harshitapanthi5055 it should be though . Its happening a lot and finally making to news . We have heard enough of people telling guys to respect women. But women are not doing same. If a girl hits me , she will surely get the same ( intensity of my hit will be 10x harder though ). We dont care what comedian aur feminist thing . A Man is a man neither you nor Munawwar chan change the fact .
Huge respect man ❣️
Best definition of. Namardi ❤❤
Munawar faruqi fan base is on another level..!!! 💯✨😎
Haan
@@j.bjameelahmed7373 Tharki😂😂🤦
Where are you from
Munawar saying the most naughtiest things with the most innocent face is legit the best thing!
I swear! ♥️
@@frubblegirl ❤❤
क्या यार भाई कितना हसाते हो यार मैंने बार बार रिपीट कर कर के ये व्हिडिओ देखा बहोत मज़ा आया बहोत हसा हु में
I love you so much munawar funny comedy
The best part of him is he says the most naughtiest lines with the most innocent smile . He had one of the best original content I have ever heard and seen.love your style content and humor
Arrest sudhir Chaudhary for hinduphobic and anti national speech in 2017 😡 dna
Agreed..... veere👍
@@MuhammadIrfan-iu2ty link sir???
Then you have very cringe low standards and a sense of humor of a snail
Mr or Mrs Ying Yang I don't care nor asked for your opinion on me .why do u watch and read a comment on a comedian and then comment on that.you have enough time to waste .and please don't waste your time again by replying because iam not going to
This guy is fr too good. I started watching him a couple of years ago and in one go I watched all his videos. Still amazing 💯
th-cam.com/video/v5OjziF0yGw/w-d-xo.html😂😍okk
Bhai te pagla L hai sahi meh Matlab kuch bhi.... N sorry dil mujhe bhi tha attend karne ka. But some issue n hah really had a nice time to watching ur this video clip
1:08 Namardi = aurto pe hath uthana 👌👌👌👌👌
I was totally upset from past few days after watching his show I'm unable to control my laugh I have started forgetting all the upset ness thank you Munawar
Breakup breakup breakup ??? 🤣
I've seen this bit live but in kolkata and believe me guys this is the tip of the ice berg it was so damm amazing his delivery, audience interaction and all, and hats off to this who clicked individual pics with all his fans, and I can actually recall this performance and laughed so damm hard cuz I know what initiated the set and the last part was so emotional that the whole auditorium was silent for like 45 mins and every penny was worth it.
#arrst sudhir Chaudhary
@@exmuslimsahil791 ale ale attention chahiye bachhe ko!
@@UzairKhan-qd3xu acha🙄..Aapka yhi logic in momina ne bhi diya..😊😊
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Show duration??
So, this is in kolkata... And I was there in audience... Shouting, Laughing,enjoying and at last giving the standing ovation with tears in my eyes... Love u...🙂❤️
One life time experience it was ❤️
When did he come? I wish I would have been there. 😔
Tears? Joke suna rha tha ya gudgudi kr rha tha
Hahahaha
@@nagmakhan2898 yesssss❤️
2:30 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BB17 vote for guy's munawar faruqui bigboss support him
5:28 boht pehle ki baat hai, mai naya naya jawan huva tha..😂
6:23 Munawar's expression 🥰🥰
@Exmuslim Sahil😊 troll ho. Mufti Tariq Masood ka thumb nail laga ke propaganda video laga rahey ho. Bhagwaan apko REAL naukri dei 🙏
Tere ko kya bimari kya
@@86nabatat L🤣L tanatani you talking about your fathers here and forgot about your dada ji Amir Haq and Sam Stallone 😂🤣
2:12 a person said bhok me lawda🤣😂
Watching this for the millionth time
You represent a generation of Indians that refuse to back down.
Stay strong.
Keep them laughing.
Your success will ensure their failure
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Aby ja
The level of humor this guy has OMG.....You are incredibly talented Munawar Faruqui keep on going may you make us laugh like this everyday 🙌🏻❤
Aww...Munawar bhai please make Ruby your 3rd wife, she would convert willingly and will also go down for you. Ola-Hu-Uber 💣.
Peace! ✌️☮️
He got some epic lines
Love it sir.❤
A great message against discrimination of women through defination of 'Namardi'....DON'T QUIT COMEDY
Add this comedy also.
pigambar said to his wife Talak talak talak. Abse tera mera koi relation nahi.
She said wife nahi to Kya hua step sister to hnu hi 😀😀😀
🐷amber be mela babu ghusa ho gaya kya.
Iskos bol Muhammad or Ayesha par joke mare.
We want jokes on rasila mohmmad
@Exmuslim Sahil(SAW) haan apne aap ko ex muslim daaldo aur koi editted vidoe daal do aur ek religion ko badnaam karo
@@Alan_Walkerr boht comedians ne maar rkhe h aur koi jail bhi nhi gaya
Stand up Comedian, writer, shayar, story teller, director, rapper, singer..
Multi talented in multi ways🔥❤️
Zakhir is a rapper never knew
Right
Multi talented mera lauda
He making joke about ramayan ..kaheka writer shayar . 🤬🤬🤬
@@dnyaneshawarawatade7891 may be.. but if it's true then it's wrong
Seriously today I saw ya small viedo nd now watching this full video very funny munnawar 🤣😝😝
Kameez shalwar me booth piyary lag Rahe ho ap🎉❤😂
The way he delivers his jokes is just so good !!! 🔥❤️
Those who attended any of his live shows would know yeh toh bas trailer tha..YOU ARE SIMPLY AMAZING Lots and lots of love!!!!!
Kab se janti ho dimdi
Have a nice weekend 😊
TH-cam me jyada nehi dete
No doubt. If talant has a face that's munnawar.
PR Team member
Munawar ji.... You're too good..... you're bold and I love your comedies 😂
To good bro🤣🤣
Sense of humor 💥💥... Munawar is❤
The wait for this one is so worth it Munawar bhai! ❤️
He is the best😂❤️
Awesome
His accent is enough for laugh🤣🤣🔥🔥
Being awake for it was really fruitful 😂😂
6:00 gf
Bro yr you are too good in comedy 🤣
5:04 bhai bhej rhe
Artist doesn't need stage , stage needs artist ❤️
Well Said
@Exmuslim Sahil(SAW) kyaa baat
Aww...Munawar bhai please make Anamika your 3rd wife, she would convert willingly and will also go down for you. Ola-Hu-Uber 💣.
Peace! ✌️☮️
@@debabratachandra5954aur bhakt gand jali😂
Doesn't feel Shie to say all that things proud of you bro🥰🥰
Yaar I really like this guy 😂😂
He uploaded stand up after such a long time and he's killing in this video 🥵🌚
“Sbse pehli bimaari likhi hui hai..NAMARDI” Aurton pr haath uthana..”
Boss you ate it. Hands down.
What doesn't it means bro
Bro you are the best comedian
May allah give hidayat. 👍❤
I am actually controlling my laughter because my mumma is sleeping in adjacent room😂
Love you Munawar ❤
😂😂😂👍
me too 😭
Same case with me 😂😂😂
Aww...Munawar bhai please make Aditi your 3rd wife, she would convert willingly and will also go down for you. Ola-Hu-Uber 💣.
Peace! ✌️☮️
@@debabratachandra5954
wow you are toxic af. Don't be surprised if you get jumped one day out of nowhere.
"Breakup. Breakup. Breakup."
Someone go and tell this man that Triple Talaak is not only invalid now but also criminal offense 😂😂😂
"Jail bhejo isko"
After your reaction the policeman thinks. He will definitely take bail bail bail again
Comedy to bhut dekhi but jo munawar bhai ka comedy hai alag level ka hota hai
Love u bro.
Your Eyes show your honesty
4:06 And Murlitharan used to bowl like this 😂😂.
Watching him perform in real is blessing 💚💚💚
End is awesome 😂bhai😂
I am so proud of Munawwar farooqi my dear brother