Rocket: Got any parents? Thor: Died. Rocket: Siblings? Thor: Also died. Rocket: Best friend? Thor: Stabbed through the heart. Rocket: yeesh, any pets? Like, a, goldfish? Thor: Eaten by the cat. Rocket: What about the cat? Thor: Choked on the goldfish.
Iron man: I'm sorry are giving out tickets or something? Loki: kill away Ebony maw: Let him have his fun Captain America: I am Steve Rogers Bucky: Not for sale Rocket: Quill
The Fanatic,Fikrul he said he was fifteen when he got his powers. Considering that Luis mentioned “a guy who swings” in 2015’s Antman it can be assumed that he got his powers around the same time as Ultron if not earlier
0:22 "Loki, please make up your mind." - Thanos Edit: "Are you testing my patience?" "You dare to test against the mighty Thanos?" 0:59 "Still want to test me?"
My favorites 0:25 Let him have his Fun 0:35 Let him have His Ffffuuuuun(θ_θ) 0:46 Help me 0:52 LLLeeettttt HHHiim HHhAave HHhisss Fffuuun 0:58 Loki getting choked(ALRIGHT STOP!!!!) 1:18 Bruce YOU GIVING OUT TICKETS OR SOMETHING 1:21 GET OUT OF HERE 1:44 ooowwwaah 1:46 DROPS* ooowwwaaah 3:30- 3:41 3:50 AAAAHHHHH OOONNNE TTTIIIMME 4:11 pleas put your eggs in me 5:10 Inorder to take the stone you must Lose the Stones 5:14 you srs STARTS CRYING* 5:37 ASSHOLE 5:53 ASSHOLE 6:13 WALKS IN OOOOOHHHHH YEEEAAAAH 6:31 you should have killed me PARTS!!! Fight breaks out 6:43 Do not engage we almost got this OOOOFFFFFF 6:51 HOW MUXH FOR THE GUN NOT FOR SALE OKAY HOW MUCH FOR THE ARM SALE SALE SALE 6:56 I notice you copied my beard I am steve rogers 6:59 :-} 7:05 oh yeah 7:10 one time 7:22 why would you do that One time 7:25 ffffuuuuck me AHHHHHH YOU SHOULD HAVE GON FOR THE-- AHHHHHHH 7:35 Be steady quil 7:41 Tony Be steady quil One time 7:47 Mr stark i dont feel so good Be steady quil I dont wanna go GETT OOFFFFFF 7:58 Get out of here Vanishes* 8:02 be steady quil 8:04 Not for sale 8:10 I AM STEVE ROGERS
Cull obsidian: can i kill him now? Ebony Maw: let him have his fun Cull obsidian: *30 minutes later* NOW!? Ebony Maw: wait... *3 hours later* Cull obsidian: *sighs* Now? Ebony Maw: let him have his fun Cull obsidian: *starts banging maw against the wall*
Quill: don’t forget I’m half stupid so that the 100% of me that 50% human That’s 50% Flash Gordon So that the 100% of me that’s 50% 100% stupid. Don’t forget, I’m stupid
Don't forget, I'm half stupid, so that's a 100% of me that's 50% human. That's 50% Flash Gordon. So that's a 100% of me that's 50% 100% stupid. Don't forget, I'm stupid! Iron Man: Your math is blowing my mind.
4:26 "Don't forget, I'm half stupid, so that 100% of me that's 50% human, that's 50% Flash Gordon so that 100% of me that's 50% 100% stupid, don't forget, I'm stupid."
4:26 "Don't forget, I'm half stupid, so that 100% of me that's 50% human, that's 50% Flash Gordon, so that 100% of me that's 50% 100% stupid, don't forget, I'm stupid" "Your math is blowing my mind
Tony Stark: I'm sorry, are you giving out tickets or something? Doctor Strange: One time. Captain America: I am Steve Rogers. Bruce Banner: Asshole! Wanda: Wis? Rocket: Quill. Bucky: Not for sale Loki: Kill away. Thanos: Aaaaaaah! Ebony Maw: Let him have his fun.
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8 minutes of tony desperately trying to get endgame tickets
*NOT FOR SALE*
That pfp tho
I mean tickets outside of official sellers costed like hundreds of dollars on airing day
PINTHISCOMMENT
pls pin this comment
*spiderman is dying*
Tony Stark- “GeT oUt Of HeRe”
Blakester_G20 he should of asked if he was giving out tickets or something
Peter: i dont feel so good
Tony: are you giving out tickets or something?!
Spiderman: dies
Tony: get outta here
@@RiskRule OP LOL
That part really got me lol
Thanos: “I am invevitable...”
Tony: “GEt outta here.” *snaps*
Thanos: I am inevitable
Tony: s t e a d y q u i l l
Thanos: I am inevitable
Tony: GET OOOOFFFFFF
Thanos: I am inevitable
Tony: And I... am... givin out tickets to somethin
Thanos I am inevitable
Tony u giving out tickets to something
or "I am inevitable" Then Iron Man says "Are you giving out tickets or something"
Thor:Notice you copied my beard
Cap: I am Steve Rogers
Thor:*TF*
I died
When you forgot someone who you once knew but he didn’t
I aM STeVe RoGErS
6:56 Thank me later ;)
he's speaking the language of god
(Cuts off thanos's head) let him have his fun
(Snaps thanos away) let him has his fun
@@Weakest_Bulgarian (keeps snapping thanos away) let him have his fun
Lol
(Thanos almost get killed by wanda) Let him have his fun.
(kills thanos' entire family) LeT hIm HaVe HiS fUn
Tony *”are u giving out tickets or something?”* Stark
Dr Stephen *”one time”* Strange
Ebony *"Let him have his fun"* Maw
Lawlup TheLombre *steady Quill*
Parahelicoprion Henryi shit I’m wrong, it wasn’t Strange, it was Iron Man
Steve "I am Steve Rogers" Rogers
Loki “STOP!!!” Odinson
Red Skull: "To get the stone you must lose the stones."
HAHAHAHA
He used the stones to destroy the stones
@@GabyGeorge1996 so that's how he did it
DarkLlama well, technically he lost the Mind Stone in an attempt to get the Space Stone
BBQ Wings I know right? Especially if you assume that Thanos knew what it was all along
Wanda forever
wanda
FOREVA!!!
2:33
Wacnda
wcanknda
im the 666 like lmao
This video should be called “Are you giving out tickets or something?”
Golden Sultan pro evil guys name is De Maw
NaaaaAaaaaaaa
What about "One time"
@@elitedragon9145 ebony maw
You Giving out Tickets or Something
Evacuate the city and get this man some tickets for something
Let him have his fun
tickets for endgame
Let him have his fun watching a movie for one time
U are giving tickets or something?
No...
Thanos is giving tickets for name Guessing
U don't have a money douchebag.
I was waiting for him to ask dying Peter Parker :D
Are you giving out tickets or something ?
*For 8 minutes, Tony searches for Endgame ticket*
Dragon Master Loki: I have been dying! For thirty minutes!
Loki died In 30 seconds
Star Gazing wait did you actually count?
Gaby George no :(
Rarer than infinity stones.
nebula: you shouldve killed me!
thanos: *PARTS*
“How much for the arm?”
“Sale, sa-sa-sale-sale.”
Steve.......sale
Where is Gamora!?
*SLAP*
WHY IS GAMORA!?
Thanos: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*
Thanos: *Come come come*
1:01
Attachment to the material is attachment to the virgin
Oh nice
ONE TIME.
"I'll tell the guys at the deli"
Ooooohh yeah....
*strange lifts up one finger in Endgame*
Strange : “One Time”
Gamora: I want you to kill Rocket.
Rocket: *look of disgust*
Rocket: Got any parents?
Thor: Died.
Rocket: Siblings?
Thor: Also died.
Rocket: Best friend?
Thor: Stabbed through the heart.
Rocket: yeesh, any pets? Like, a, goldfish?
Thor: Eaten by the cat.
Rocket: What about the cat?
Thor: Choked on the goldfish.
F
Scocadet I cried and laughed at the exact same time
1:47 Rocket made me spit out my drink xD
Same
Wow
**Sniff**
Iron man: I'm sorry are giving out tickets or something?
Loki: kill away
Ebony maw: Let him have his fun
Captain America: I am Steve Rogers
Bucky: Not for sale
Rocket: Quill
*"Your math is Blowing my mind"*
Dr. Strange: One time
Thanos: AAAAAAHHHHHH
Banner: ASSHOLE
Hotel:Trivago
Kill away, ALRIGHT STOP!
Kill away, STOP!
Thanos: Boy, decide
A R E Y O U G I V I N O U T T I C K I T S T O S U M T I N ? !
*L E T H I M H A V E H I S F U N*
Let him have his fun
*HELP ME*
That peni avatar 💕
You givin' out tickets or somethin'?
TRIGGERED
*Let him have his fun*
Evacuate the city
Engage all defences
And someone get this man a ticket
*Are you giving out tickets or somethin?*
“Woah woah please put eggs in me!”
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Spark Shark hes a minor
FBI OPEN UP
מלכה עטיה technically he was 16 in Civil war, and this is two years later , so technically he’d be 18
In homecoming peter said he was 15
The Fanatic,Fikrul he said he was fifteen when he got his powers. Considering that Luis mentioned “a guy who swings” in 2015’s Antman it can be assumed that he got his powers around the same time as Ultron if not earlier
Thanos: fades away
Ebony maw: let him have his fun.
Legend says he is still having his fun..
Alternate title "Tony's Search for a Ticket"
Tony desparately trying to collect tickets
*(Literally suffocating)*
_”ALRIGHT STOP!”_
Tony: You givin out tickets or sum?
Peter: No
Peter: I was thinki-
Tony: I don’t wanna hear it
Tony : *Are you giving out ticket or something*
Loki : *ALRIGHT, STOOOOP*
0:22 "Loki, please make up your mind." - Thanos
Edit: "Are you testing my patience?"
"You dare to test against the mighty Thanos?"
0:59 "Still want to test me?"
Nobody:
Tony: *YoU gIvInG oUt TiKeTs Or SoMeThInG?*
My favorites
0:25 Let him have his Fun
0:35 Let him have His Ffffuuuuun(θ_θ)
0:46 Help me
0:52 LLLeeettttt HHHiim HHhAave HHhisss Fffuuun
0:58 Loki getting choked(ALRIGHT STOP!!!!)
1:18 Bruce YOU GIVING OUT TICKETS OR SOMETHING
1:21 GET OUT OF HERE
1:44 ooowwwaah
1:46 DROPS* ooowwwaaah
3:30- 3:41
3:50 AAAAHHHHH OOONNNE TTTIIIMME
4:11 pleas put your eggs in me
5:10 Inorder to take the stone you must Lose the Stones
5:14 you srs STARTS CRYING*
5:37 ASSHOLE
5:53 ASSHOLE
6:13 WALKS IN
OOOOOHHHHH YEEEAAAAH
6:31 you should have killed me
PARTS!!!
Fight breaks out
6:43 Do not engage we almost got this OOOOFFFFFF
6:51 HOW MUXH FOR THE GUN
NOT FOR SALE
OKAY HOW MUCH FOR THE ARM
SALE SALE SALE
6:56 I notice you copied my beard
I am steve rogers
6:59 :-}
7:05 oh yeah
7:10 one time
7:22 why would you do that
One time
7:25 ffffuuuuck me
AHHHHHH
YOU SHOULD HAVE GON FOR THE-- AHHHHHHH
7:35 Be steady quil
7:41 Tony
Be steady quil
One time
7:47 Mr stark i dont feel so good
Be steady quil
I dont wanna go
GETT OOFFFFFF
7:58 Get out of here
Vanishes*
8:02 be steady quil
8:04 Not for sale
8:10 I AM STEVE ROGERS
Da Homie X so basically the entire video
@@User-wr2xs be steady quil
Massage his muscles
@@User-wr2xs I am steve rogers
I’m sorry are u giving out tickets or something
You don’t have any money,
D O U C H E B A G
Thanos: *gets decapitated-
Squidward Guy: let him have his fun
That's Ebony Maw.
Get lost Squidward.
Cull obsidian: can i kill him now?
Ebony Maw: let him have his fun
Cull obsidian: *30 minutes later* NOW!?
Ebony Maw: wait...
*3 hours later*
Cull obsidian: *sighs* Now?
Ebony Maw: let him have his fun
Cull obsidian: *starts banging maw against the wall*
Your comment just made me cry 😂Not sure why but it’s what barely pushed across the line from chuckle to just full out losing it. My chest hurts
Thanos : I am inevitable.
Tony : You giving out ticketd or something?
why is this so underrated xd
For once I’m likening the TH-cam recommendations cause this is funny
"you should not be here"
'I was gonna go home-'
"are you givin out tickets or somethin?"
'No'
"I don't wanna hear it"
Rocket: How much for the gun
Bucky: Not for sale
Rocket: Ok how much for the arm
Bucky: *SALE SALE SALE*
4:27 omg I started dying when star lord mixed up the numbers 😂😂😂
*Are you giving out tickets or somethin'?*
-Tony Stank
*GET OUT OF HERE*
Nobody:
Iron Man: You giving out tickets or something?
"Bruce? Are you giving out tickets or something? Get outta here"
Literally anyone's reaction to when Endgame tickets became available
4:29 to 4:39 I laughed really hard 😂😂
Quill: don’t forget I’m half stupid so that the 100% of me that 50% human
That’s 50% Flash Gordon
So that the 100% of me that’s 50% 100% stupid.
Don’t forget, I’m stupid
@@jasonfajerman8106Tony: your maths blew my mind
Wanda: Vis? Is that *Vis* again?
6:35
Nebula: Where is Gamora ?
Drax : Why is Gamora ?
😂😂😂😂
Slaps
7:52 Couldn’t stop laughing XD. Get OFFFFFF XD!
GET OUTTA HERE!
NOT FOR SELL
Oof memes are not that funny anymore besides Roblox is for kids and i dont care if y'all angry for what i just said
Zero Mafia boss he was never making an oof meme he was saying what tony was saying because tony said get off
@@RisingDeath Yeah I visited your Mom's house in Roblox
Give that man his tickets already
Don't forget, I'm half stupid, so that's a 100% of me that's 50% human. That's 50% Flash Gordon. So that's a 100% of me that's 50% 100% stupid. Don't forget, I'm stupid!
Iron Man: Your math is blowing my mind.
*Legends say Tony is still asking for Endgame Tickets*
Peter dying
Tony: GET OFF
*dies*
“Get out of here”
4:26
"Don't forget, I'm half stupid, so that 100% of me that's 50% human, that's 50% Flash Gordon so that 100% of me that's 50% 100% stupid, don't forget, I'm stupid."
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Steve Rogers: *I am Steve Rogers*
"How many do we win?"
"Buy the movie to find out!"
But he can’t because nobody’s giving out tickets
This is art.
8:11 was my favorite part!!! 😂😂😂
His best friend dies
*" I am Steve Rogers"*
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:54 I’m dead!!!😂😂
2:33
Happy endings be like.....
you giving out tickets or somthin?
Vision: It's alright, you could never hurt me. I just feel you
Also Vision: *screaming intensity*
Vison "it's alright you could never hurt me, i' just feel you"
also Vison *screams of unfathomable pain*
I'm actually crying with laughter this is the best Infinity War YTP i've ever seen xD
Red Skull: In order to get the stone, you must lose the stones.
Endgame Thanos: The stones destroyed the stones.
I USED THE STONES, TO DESTROY THE STONES
Loki: *Gets picked up*
ALRIGHT, STOP
Your math is blowing my mind
"You're math is blowing my mind" I actually died with laughter
No one:
Not a single soul:
Tony: *you givin’ out tickets to somethin’?*
Thanos: “I am inevitable”
Tony: “are you giving out tickets or something?”
Tony: [dying on ship]
Captain Marvel:
Tony: You givin’ out tickets or somein’?
Captain Marvel: I’m here to get you back to ear-
*GET oUTTA HERE*
"You should have killed me!"
"PARTS!"
Bucky turning to ashes.
Bucky: Steve I don't feel so good.
5:31
Mark: Should we bow?
Black: yey, he's a king
5:34
Mark: hm hm
Bow down
Black:
*WHAT ARE YOU DOING?*
ASSHOLE
"Are you giving out tickets or something?"
"No."
"I don't wanna hear it."
Tony when someone gets dusted: steady quill
“Woah woah woah, please put your eggs in me.” I died at this.
Quill: Stop massaging his muscles....
Gamora: -massaging his muscles still-
Loki: ALRIGHT STOP
4:26
"Don't forget, I'm half stupid, so that 100% of me that's 50% human, that's 50% Flash Gordon, so that 100% of me that's 50% 100% stupid, don't forget, I'm stupid"
"Your math is blowing my mind
*you* *giving* *out* *tickets* *for* *somethin*
Thanos screaming is the new Tobey Maguire screaming
And let me ask you this ONE TIME.
Are you selling tickets or something?
69? This parody predicted Endgame.
5:09
"in order to take the stone, you must loose the stones"
Thanos: "You srs?"
😂😂😂😂😂
Thanos: I am inevitable
Tony: are you giving out tickets or something?
Dr. Strange: You don’t have any money, douche bag.
He literally said that to the richest guy on earth
Peter: I don't wanna go sir please😢
Tony: GET OUTTA HERE
Classic
Loki:Kill away
Loki:ALRIGHT STOP!!
Loki:kill away
Loki:ALRIGHT STOP!!
Me:Kill Loki Away
Me:Continuously
Noobmaster69 is laughting somewhere in his mom's basement.
Tony Stark: I'm sorry, are you giving out tickets or something?
Doctor Strange: One time.
Captain America: I am Steve Rogers.
Bruce Banner: Asshole!
Wanda: Wis?
Rocket: Quill.
Bucky: Not for sale
Loki: Kill away.
Thanos: Aaaaaaah!
Ebony Maw: Let him have his fun.
"How much for the arm?"
Wong: *a buck and a half*
7:31 thanos:you should have gone for that..(get stabbed by thor's stormbreaker again)ra...ahhh....
Thanos:you should have gone for head
Thor: takes out the stormbreaker from the chest and quickly(at the speed of lightning)strikes the head.
Imagine*
I was watching Infinity War again and 2:14 popped up in my head during that scene. Memorable and funny, good mark of a fantastic ytp.
Ebony really wanted Thanos to be whooped by Hulk lmao
Tony: Bruce! Are you giving out tickets or something?
Bruce: (looks at Tony in denial)
Tony: GET OUTTA HERE.
I like how this contains almost as much information as the actual movie lmao
Gamora:I want you to kill me
Starlord:BINGO!
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Dr strange: *ONE TIME*
If this was the actual movie!!😂😂😂😂
*ARE YOU GIVING OUT TICKETS OR SOMETHING*
Nebula: you should have killed me.
Thanos: PARTS
No one:
Tony: U giVin' oUt tIcKeTs oR sOmEtHInG 🎫