My first kiss story was when I was 16 and me and this boy were talking for a while and we decided to hang out. I’m waiting for him to meet me at the train station. He gets there and I’m going in for a hug and he straight up kissed me and it caught me off guard. After we hung out I went home and washed my mouth out. We never talked again😭
Girl!! I feel you I have never been on a date been asked once in high school and my anxiety got to me sooo hard and I denied him so fast so....yeah. I am 22 and never been on a actual date😅
The fact that you had a type at 6 😭🤣 I’m weak I was not expecting these stories cause I barely remembered what happened in school when I was that young 😂
the multiple crushes was so me in junior high & high school a lil bit too, i always was in my head like, “whoever gives me a chance first is who ima date” lol
this is probably the best vid i’ve ever seen. but also i need all of you to hear my first kiss story. middle school play, SHREK JUNIOR 😭😭😭, i was the sugar plum fairy but i held a puppet and voiced gingy. my “bf” at the time was FARQUAAD. anyways we kissed back stage right after the final show, everyone watched, someone went to tell his mom. it was horrible and hilarious
Oh my god, we both be going on dates miss queen. Much love and so glad your date went well. So much love to you and glad to have you brightened my days!! ❤🥰
OMG Maya, I don´t comment on videos and stuff but I´ve been obsessed with you and your content for the past days 😆🤩 It´s crazy but I identified with many of the things you said and went through and I just want to tell you that you´re awesome. Keep doing what you doing and stay blessed, kisses from Angola 😘❤️❤️
France 😂 in kindergarten Vampire fangs, the middle school picture 😂😂💀 Dreaming about reciprocation 💀💀 you’re killing me. Boy crazy since learning the word ‘boy’.
Good morning Maya I just wanted to say that your vlogs is sooo good I'm proud of you and you are sweetheart because you are amazing vibe like how are you being sooo proud ahh
my first kiss story lmao... i was 5/6 and in preschool. My friend and I were playing mommy-daddy game with my little dolly Carol under the chairs in church during some performance practice. He entered through the little gap in the chairs and said he came home and then he kissed me LOL. I got in trouble bc this girl who was practising saw us and asked me abt it in a back room and my dad was literally like 2 meters away... when we got home he asked me abt it then gave me a speech and demonstration abt how " boys and books don't mix just like oil and water doesn't mix" and I think that scarred me bc I've never kissed a boy again yet or had a bf throughout my entire high school experience which is nearly over😅
is your hair relaxed and can you do a hair routine or care vid i wanna see healthy ways to relax or straighten my hair if u just regularly straighten it
I have so many embarrassing crush stories but it's a little long. But back in 8th to senior year of hs, I used to like the same guy but freshman year, I wrote a love letter to him in Spanish using Google translate. My friend accidentally gave it to him and I tried to get it back at marching band practice but turns it, he didn't know it was me. His drumline section leader saw us and said we look cute together. It got awkward but I ran back to the Colorguard section embarrassed. There are more embarrassing stories with this person but I found senior year that he actually liked me back.
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size But when I start to tell them, They think I’m telling lies. I say, It’s in the reach of my arms, The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I’m a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That’s me. I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It’s the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I’m a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That’s me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can’t touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them, They say they still can’t see. I say, It’s in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I’m a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That’s me. Now you understand Just why my head’s not bowed. I don’t shout or jump about Or have to talk real loud. When you see me passing, It ought to make you proud. I say, It’s in the click of my heels, The bend of my hair, the palm of my hand, The need for my care. ’Cause I’m a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That’s me.
My first kiss was in 1 or 2 seconded grade and we were both in trouble and had to sit in the hall and we kissed when the door was closed for no reason I didn’t even like him and what made it worse is when I went to a new school we went to a field trip I saw him and he waved at me and smiled I ran away a little to fast
Okay but let's be honest that is one lucky guy like who would want to hang out with Maya:) have fun girl
My first kiss story was when I was 16 and me and this boy were talking for a while and we decided to hang out. I’m waiting for him to meet me at the train station. He gets there and I’m going in for a hug and he straight up kissed me and it caught me off guard. After we hung out I went home and washed my mouth out. We never talked again😭
Girl😭😭
lmaooooooooooooo 😂😂
WASHED YOUR MOUTH???!!!💀
oh my gosh😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
NOOOO LMAOOOOOO i thought this was gonna be so cute
Girllll... Maya... You are soo funny! I could not stop laughing at this story time!
Literally wa about to comment this😂. I LOVE her
Girl!! I feel you I have never been on a date been asked once in high school and my anxiety got to me sooo hard and I denied him so fast so....yeah. I am 22 and never been on a actual date😅
8:12 this girl has no right being this FUNNYYYY
I just love how much she exposed her self and I'm so happy that she went on a date. I absolutely love you Maya ❤️
The energy in the beginning was littttttt
Literally needed something to watch
loving the consistency maya🤎
The fact that you had a type at 6 😭🤣 I’m weak I was not expecting these stories cause I barely remembered what happened in school when I was that young 😂
the multiple crushes was so me in junior high & high school a lil bit too, i always was in my head like, “whoever gives me a chance first is who ima date” lol
girl this is the first vid of yours I've seen and I LOVE U OMG UR HILAR
Elijahhhhhh😩😩😩 Maya I'm totally here for the chaotic energy honey
omg the vampire diaries im literally obsessed with Damon and Elijah hits different sometimes pls I would love a whole video on this im crying💀💀💀
Not gonna lie I never laughed sooo fucking bad because of a video!!
Maya ur such a QUEEN omg I wished a had a friend with the same vibe as you
😭😭😭🤌🏾😐💞
First video I've ever watched of yours, and I'm only a few minutes in and I already love your energy. You seem like a fun person, chaotic energy.
This is my first video I've seen of you & I love the chaos 😂 also, never call yourself a rat, you are so pretty! 💕
I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT STEFAN OMG MY FRIENDS GET SO MAD AT ME LOL SILAS COULD GET IT THO
Dude your story telling is elite 😭👏 and out of all the names Bernard? 😩😂 loved thissss
THE Editing in this video is pure gold keep going giiirl
this is probably the best vid i’ve ever seen. but also i need all of you to hear my first kiss story. middle school play, SHREK JUNIOR 😭😭😭, i was the sugar plum fairy but i held a puppet and voiced gingy. my “bf” at the time was FARQUAAD. anyways we kissed back stage right after the final show, everyone watched, someone went to tell his mom. it was horrible and hilarious
me and my sister spent the whole time in hystericsss ! this was amazing
The intro give me so much life you have no idea ❤️ I love who you are Maya.
oh my god i just stumbled across this video randomly and I'm having the time of my life. you're so funny and entertaining wtf. :')
You are on another level of funny I can't 😂😂 this was so good 💘
this is the first video im watching of urs and i loved this sooo muchhh!!! u are so funnyy and i lovee ur personality omg. how did i not find u before
Maya, your personality in this have me screaming lmfaoooo
My first time watching one of your videos and your personality is awesome !
Oh my god, we both be going on dates miss queen. Much love and so glad your date went well. So much love to you and glad to have you brightened my days!! ❤🥰
I need you to have a podcast because that podcast would be the best
I CLICKED SO FAST! I'M SO EXCITED FOR YAAA GIIIRLL❤❤❤
you are me. And now I'm obsessed because why is this my life story to the tea???!
I wasn't ready for the middle school flashback pictures🙃😭
OMG the love letter story... I would've died 😭
THE WAY I CLICKED ON THE VID SO FAST AFTER READING THE TITLE!!!! MAYAAAAAAAA
lmaoooo🤪🤪🤪🤪
this was such a cute video, and you looked so good!!
i literally said huh when i read the title but i’m so happy for youuu
maya u are literally THE BEST!!! 💕😂 and OKAY MISS GURL GOING ON A DATE!!!! I got so for you!! anyways ily
sorry the second you mentioned you wore vampire fangs took ME OUT😭💀 omg but I’m loving the whole exposing that’s going on LOLL
i'm not even half way through and this was cracking me tf up hahahha and we stan a timothee queen *wallpaper lmao
im dying this is one of my favorite videos ever
Loved this whole video! Can definitely relate to being boy crazy way too early 😭
Love your energy! 🤍🤍
Damn, Maya!!!!! You're gorgeous ❤️watching you prep for that date and I'm obsessed with your skin
I was not expecting to laugh this hard, but the pics and Bernard - golden 🤣🤣🤣
The Bob story killed me. I was dying of laughter 😂
OMG Maya, I don´t comment on videos and stuff but I´ve been obsessed with you and your content for the past days 😆🤩
It´s crazy but I identified with many of the things you said and went through and I just want to tell you that you´re awesome. Keep doing what you doing and stay blessed, kisses from Angola 😘❤️❤️
You're so funny and such a vibe!!!!
The editing in this video actually made me laugh out loud.
THIS VIDEO WAS HILARIOUS
France 😂 in kindergarten
Vampire fangs, the middle school picture 😂😂💀
Dreaming about reciprocation 💀💀 you’re killing me. Boy crazy since learning the word ‘boy’.
Love the dance at the start ❤️❤️
When I saw this notification I RAN🏃♀️
IM CRYINNNN.
Good morning Maya I just wanted to say that your vlogs is sooo good I'm proud of you and you are sweetheart because you are amazing vibe like how are you being sooo proud ahh
We would be great friends omg 😭 the whole vampire diary thing is way too relatable
I’m fangirling over this video rn!
THE WAY I CLICKED SO FAST… girl I’m invested
Omg i love your content ☺️💕
my first kiss story lmao... i was 5/6 and in preschool. My friend and I were playing mommy-daddy game with my little dolly Carol under the chairs in church during some performance practice. He entered through the little gap in the chairs and said he came home and then he kissed me LOL. I got in trouble bc this girl who was practising saw us and asked me abt it in a back room and my dad was literally like 2 meters away... when we got home he asked me abt it then gave me a speech and demonstration abt how " boys and books don't mix just like oil and water doesn't mix" and I think that scarred me bc I've never kissed a boy again yet or had a bf throughout my entire high school experience which is nearly over😅
This literally made smile the whole entire time 💖!! Made my day!! 😄🤭
The amount of times I checked if you uploaded😭
girl I died on the whole Stefan rant 🤣 now a new subscriber😘
This was literally the best video I’ve watched i felt like I was FaceTiming you
I’m deaddddd the background music
Minus the fangs and Vampire Diary stories I related to your whole middle school ordeal😗😂Like I swear this was my life and mind in a video😭😭
I've never clicked on a video this fast... Love this for you babe!!!!
Yassssssss🤗🤗, as soon as I saw the notfication I clicked😂😂😂❤️❤️.
There’s just no way😭I don’t believe it . I can’t believe it!🥺
Purrrrr sis😌✋🏼❤
🤪🤪
LOLOLOLOL OMG you're so funny! I'm so glad TH-cam recommended your video to me. I'm subscribing!!
omggg you're such a mood
THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING!!!
Great video im bisexual and i enjoy dating women of all sizes and i also love studs men.
wait but we do want a date reveal
Glad your date went well😊 see you in the next one!
“Booo tomato tomato”😭😭
is your hair relaxed and can you do a hair routine or care vid i wanna see healthy ways to relax or straighten my hair if u just regularly straighten it
😭😭🤣not the throwback pics.
this was so funny omg just finished it ❤️🩹
I have so many embarrassing crush stories but it's a little long. But back in 8th to senior year of hs, I used to like the same guy but freshman year, I wrote a love letter to him in Spanish using Google translate. My friend accidentally gave it to him and I tried to get it back at marching band practice but turns it, he didn't know it was me. His drumline section leader saw us and said we look cute together. It got awkward but I ran back to the Colorguard section embarrassed. There are more embarrassing stories with this person but I found senior year that he actually liked me back.
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I’m telling lies.
I say,
It’s in the reach of my arms,
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It’s the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can’t touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them,
They say they still can’t see.
I say,
It’s in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
Now you understand
Just why my head’s not bowed.
I don’t shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing,
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It’s in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need for my care.
’Cause I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
OMG WERE PROUDDDDD MAYAAAAAA
i NEED that date reveal
LMAOO why was this video so relatable
Mayaaaa idk about a date reveal but I want a date update, is there going to be another one????
your videos always make my day !
"k1ll some people stefan" LMAOOOOO
This made my day☺️I was laughing through the entire video😂 I love watching you girly❤️
I’m here for the ☕️
I clicked the link faster than light 🏃🏾♀️
ty for posting ! i literally was about to die of boredom
The first kiss 😂🤣💀💀
i agree with everything u said abt Vampire Diaries
LMAO! It is 12am rn and I had to keep in my laughs that I just started giggling and snickering but I was SO loud I swearing woke up my entire family😳
I had to stop playing sims to watch cuz WHAT AHHHHHHH
im honored I know how strong the sims addiction can be 😂😂
Lmaooo not the middle school pictures 🤣
this editing is hilarious hahahaha so entertaining
WHEN U WERE SAYING HOW U BROKE UPWITH ONE OF UR BF THT SOUNDED JUST LIKE MY EX EVERY SINGLE WORDDDDD
This was such a good video
My first kiss was in 1 or 2 seconded grade and we were both in trouble and had to sit in the hall and we kissed when the door was closed for no reason I didn’t even like him and what made it worse is when I went to a new school we went to a field trip I saw him and he waved at me and smiled I ran away a little to fast
IM SCREAMING