That thing actually can be done without any weird things, it's a bug, a person I know has it too, the number of hours just keeps going up without decreasing, they're at 545 hours played past 2 weeks right now
also apparently just asking "who are you" deserves an "insecure shit"? this is the only time i've ever actually meant saying this, but this guy unironically has no real friends
@@TheLinposterIsSus not really? i mean, if someone just randomly added me i'd prefer to know why or who this is, i also don't see how that makes someone insecure
@@TheLinposterIsSus not really,if someone add you randomly,normally is a bot or some scammer,if someone idk adds me,i ask where do i know him and why(play,trade, chat,etc)
managed to talk to the guy before and when I asked on how on earth he has so many hours on his games he downright refused to even give a clear answer. He kept trying to talk about his modding skills and even when I tried to point out how it's baffling he has so much hours on his games which shouldn't even be possible he just called me toxic and blocked me.
@@VAC100 his CPU isn't exactly hard to top 😁 also he almost definitely just left his achievement spoofer running like he did with the rest of his games
Guy once friended me and asked me to join his Terraria world because apparently he was building an ultra epic huge adventure map with impossibly advanced wiring or some crud. I didn't care that much so I said "Maybe if I find time." He retorted "Yeah well if you 'find time' let me know." We never spoke again, he eventually removed me. Seeing how he presents himself and talks to others, he seems incredibly insecure and defensive. Spare yourself the headache.
Reminds me of playing civilization with someone who would get incomprehensibly mad and leave when he didn't get to do his exact strat He was that way in every other game we played too, even Castle Crashers. Would've never learned about this if I hadn't entertained his weird obsession by letting him cook. There are some interesting people out there
I went into the rabbithole, he claims to be a fucking cybersec specialist and claims knowledge of 10 different languages and 20 different fucking frameworks lmao. I actually checked his projects, all of them are either just copied from other people or clearly written from tutorials, and they are all minecraft/terraria mods/cheats or BATCH/Basic sripts. The cherry on top is that he is a Rick&Morty fan, you can't make this shit up
DUDE THIS GUY TRIED TO DOX ME A LONG TIME AGO LMFAO I didn't let him join my PRIVATE castleminer Z server simply because he randomly friended me and messaged me. Then his justification for doxing me was that I "said no" without explaining that it was for close friends only. He also has a god complex! Very cool person... If you make a castleminer Z server, public or private, because they show up in the public server list no matter what, he will ask to join, and if you say no, he does something similar to this, and will grab your ip via the server list, single-handedly ruining all castleminer z multiplayer on steam
nah how many enemies has this man made, this is the second person who has ive seen in this comment section who has encountered him online before 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
The castleminer community know him quite well because he uses his own custom made hacks to create insane pixel art and then pass it off as real, honestly pathetic that you would waste a modding skill on a fucking minecraft clone from 10 years ago
@@fort1nit3_ballsIt's a shame the dev is an NFT bro, could have made more money porting that game to the Xbox One and actually adding more content to it.
@@Vileplume87HE IS IN FACT LOL, someone made a calculation of all his hours in all his games (15 games) and the result was around 63 YEARS OF NON STOP GAMING. Bro is the real Ancient Gamer
@@RiRiRiPoksYou'd be surprised. Steam is full of people who use it as an actual social networking site. There are people who actually take the time to make a list of their "closest friends" in their info box or even refer to their friends as their "family." It's so cringe to me how much people dedicate their lives on a platform intended for gaming.
@@xboxed7202 No, I'm not saying that I don't know that people use it for socializing lmao. I'm just saying that it's pathetic as people who use it for socializing (there's people who circle erk on dms and podcasts in their own groups, on reddit lol.)
So because I have too much time on my hands, I decided to go ahead and add up ALL the hours of every Steam game shown in the video (even Zup! 4 which is seen for only a frame). The total amount of hours is 133,076. That is equivalent to 5545 days, 182 months, and 15.2 years. I also noticed that he has a Steam badge with a little "5" icon. This is how many years that a Steam user has been on the platform. So you're telling me, this dude who has only had an account for 5 years, somehow put in 15.2 years of gaming?
Oh my god I used to know this guy. He was really active on the terraria steam forums back in 2017. His pfp used to say the plural of a slur instead of the Boiz btw
Can't agree. 1,700 hours in and I still haven't gotten all the endings 😔 I dilly daddle so much doing stupid shit, like trying to get to the top of the Church of Elleh's bell tower, then actually play the damn game
imagine him actually playing with friends. "hey bro wanna do terraria?" "oh- yeah sure..." "why do you suck? you have every achievement and like 18,000 hours." "well- you see..."
As someone who actually tries to grind achievements, this just makes me so sad to see someone fake unlocking them just to show off. It completely destroys the purpose of achievements.
I've seen similar and worse cases, there was one dude who had anywhere from 10k to 30k hours on tens of his games, of course all of them perfected too. In the end I think he had about 30 years of game time on a roughly 10 year old account, for clarification one year is about 8600 hours. These people are so cringe, i especially dislike all the people who flex their perfect games with all of them being obviously SAMed - they tend to unlock half or all the games achievements at the very same minute, dont even try to make it seem realistic, just plain blatant cheating.
Funny enough I only used Sam to get a time locked achievement for a singular game but I ended up mass unlocking my entire library. Couldn’t be assed to reunlock it but I stoped showing off my rarest achievements cause I got so many fakes
i can barely comprehend "perfecting" games for a steam profile.. when i made mine a few years back, i didnt even bother to put a description. i was to excited to buy and *play* a new game that i didnt bat an eye to my profile. this is just incomprehensible for me..like my whole life i thought steam was just a thing to buy games on and talk about the games like wtf
@paperclip6377 There’s nothing wrong with enjoying a game and spending a couple hundred hours just for that game alone. When you start to hack in hours for a game that you brought not even a minute ago just to look like you "played" the game, then there's some serious issues that are currently being had right there.
bro's room is the entire fallout saga. my man is so smelly that even the games gave him the 100% so he would stop playing and go to the shower like damn...
well not really 500 hours equals to roughly 20 days, And I'm about to turn 19 which is approximately ~158752 hours so yeah it's no where close@@Agente13840
as an actual achievement hunter, the easiest way to see if someone is cheating or not is to see the time where that person earned its achievement, in what order and estimate the time
Holy cow I just converted 12k hours to days. He spent 500 FREAKING DAYS playing UNO!????? For reference, in that time, he could’ve learnt at least 2-3 languages as it takes around 6 months more or less to learn a language.
Bro the "6 months to learn a language" is such a fad no language in the world is that casual people gotta stop treating it like that shit. To become sincerely fluent enough in one you gotta dedicate years to every single aspect of it. From speaking to listening to writing and reading this shit not some video game you just get on and grind a few months to plat / 100% or whatever lmao, ironic considering the video we're on, but yes. This legit kinda pisses me off being a linguist myself
@@LightBoltDash I know this comment is like, a month old but considering Cryptic Night was boasting about being a programmer, I think the original commenter meant *coding* languages which fit the bill of “approximately 6 months to learn and master” a lot better. Not like, *actual* languages. Then again, I might be wrong because I can’t really say for sure *myself* what this guy meant but I am just pointing that out as a possibility.
Isn't this the guy who uses TEdit to paste images into Terraria while acting like he made them himself, and everyone on the community tab just falls for it?
Pretty sure the most pathetic is that one guy who themed his whole profile around one character from a shitty dating sim and only owns dating sim games, he's like 40 or 50.
*me trying to get all achievements in Enter the Gungeon and Nuclear Thorne* Him:oh ok thos are easy to get *turns on achievement cheats and leaves he's PC for decayed*
Having a 100 percent achievement rate means that he's cheating, since the rate would go down on each new played game until completed, which would bump it back up to 100. A lot of his games displayed are either cheap or popular, the cheap ones inflate his overall statistics, the popular ones prove his "status" as a "true gamer" lol Likely using an idling script kiddie program that activates multiple games at once without actually turning them on, since most of them have roughly the same amount of hours logged, meaning he does this in waves.
dude, my steam profile is so basic, its literally just a profile picture of the one hundred yard stare and play games when im bored, you cant be so bad to get accepted in society to make that.
might be a little late but i wanted to point out how his terraria hours converted to days is 787.5 days. thats about 3 years of NON-STOP terraria playing. Jynxi would fear this man (not even mentioning the other 10k hours he has on basically every other game)
i have footage of this mf hacking in terraria PvP, which was taken pretty seriously by me and a small community of others back when this video was recorded. not only did he cheat, he lied about this and had a persistent toxic demeanor in the community. i'm not sure how to post it because it looks like posting links in comments gets them filtered, but i do have the video and can easily provide it if needed.
Its ninshu. I've talked with him before hes activer on a bunch of different programming forms, but as for cheating definitely i could see that happening lol. His thread he made about beating the game with like 9 achievements or something, i dont think he actually spent time to do it and just wrote about it and pretended to do it.
There's also another profile who's literally the most hated person of Steam. He spams links and tons of people hate him and even send him death threats on his steam comment pages. Even wild than this.
"2688.3 hours played past 2 weeks."
112 days of gameplay in 14 days.
Now *that's* a speedrun. 😂
Man's breaking space and time to play more Terraria. Respect I guess?
average terraria fan
Dude discovered wormholes and now he's just having fun.
EFFICIENCY MAKES THE MAN!!!!
That thing actually can be done without any weird things, it's a bug, a person I know has it too, the number of hours just keeps going up without decreasing, they're at 545 hours played past 2 weeks right now
TWELVE THOUSAND HOURS ON FUCKING UNO.
Weird how he plays by him self.
It came free with his xbox
bro wants a master's degree on uno
That has to be legit
this mf is uno certified
mfs who fake playing games just to look 'cool' on steam is WILD
Holy shit a checkmark
@@PsySlik i think your video is finally getting recommended to more people
@@PsySlikNot only that but a well known roblox youtuber, suprised no one else has commented
@@justuraverageplayer_ his content is for 3 year old's
@@traguis4699 real
isn’t that like 13.6 years of non stop playing
he was born playing
Fetus gaming
da grind never stops.
No it’s 2 years on da grind
bro pre-grinded those hours in his mother's womb..
He’s gotta own a “Eat, Sleep, Game, Repeat” t-shirt
ong
So THAT'S how their profile looks like...
dat's wild
''paused my game to be here''
"dont make me mad. you look like just enough XP for me to level up"
>bots 9 gazillion hours on steam games to look “cool”
>fitnessholic
obiviously a bot.
bro may not be a fitnessholic but his chair certainly is
you know whos stronger than the guy sitting on the chair? *the chair itself*@@G-Cole-01
SAM moment
pick one
Guarantee he has over 10k hours in some games just so he can write a steam review for said game saying "it's ok".
It's funny though tbh
@@StafkiGTNThe first time yea
@@StafkiGTN the first 2-3 times
@@m1bl4n the first 4-5 times
@@LiterallyMe459 the first 6-7 times
That mf got 12k hours in postal 2💀
I have around 500 hours on it and literally played it my whole life
I regret nothing!
@@MX_4_Life they are some people, who have 12k and more, but this is fake.
truly insane man
I mean I have 800 in just 2 months of owning it. So...
1:05 I adore his "quotes that piss me off" with insults like "you insicure shit", "fuctard", "indigent junkie" and "blind whale"
also apparently just asking "who are you" deserves an "insecure shit"? this is the only time i've ever actually meant saying this, but this guy unironically has no real friends
I hate how good of lines they are LMFAO
I mean he’s a got a point about the “who are you” thing.
@@TheLinposterIsSus not really? i mean, if someone just randomly added me i'd prefer to know why or who this is, i also don't see how that makes someone insecure
@@TheLinposterIsSus not really,if someone add you randomly,normally is a bot or some scammer,if someone idk adds me,i ask where do i know him and why(play,trade, chat,etc)
bro plays more hours in day than actual day has
wut
Right? I don't think he would know funny if he saw it!
time dilation
breaking the laws of space and time to use that +4 card in digital uno
"So I did the math..."
managed to talk to the guy before and when I asked on how on earth he has so many hours on his games he downright refused to even give a clear answer. He kept trying to talk about his modding skills and even when I tried to point out how it's baffling he has so much hours on his games which shouldn't even be possible he just called me toxic and blocked me.
Hes just using an idle program to simulate gametime in games, he's actually not playing at all
@@deeliedude typed “start” onto asf now he’s a programmer
“I downloaded steam achievement manager now I’m a pro modder 😎”
@@deelie that explains so much considering the guy downright refused to even mention how he had so many achievements and hours.
@@locodesert2 He may have had multiple games running at once, which collects hours on all of them
I once found a guy with a combined 9 YEARS in shitty puzzle porn games 😭
leave bro alone he is trying to do wr of fastest playthrough with one hand
At least he did it legit, which is more than this guy lol.
Also i respect the hell out of anyone who has the balls to not hide his porn games on steam
...jaysus.
9 YEARS!? That is 3285 days, 78840 hours, 4730400 minutes, and 283824000 seconds of shitty porn games 😂
HE HAS WINDOWS 8.1 LMFAOO
My beloved
Also, what? Where do you see that?
@@sirizaloti visited his profile
Ah yeah, I did too now.
His entire setup is a potato xD
@@sirizaloti literally have a better cpu then him btw
im still shocked he played terraria for 3 years lol
@@VAC100 his CPU isn't exactly hard to top 😁 also he almost definitely just left his achievement spoofer running like he did with the rest of his games
You should check his profile nowadays
He's got 100% achievements on "Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth: Complete Edition", but only 1 MINUTE OF PLAYTIME
Man's not even trying to hide it anymore lmaooo
@@OokiiPeter Nah, bro just has "Dreem speedrun music" on 25/8
@@TheError235 really unfunny
Shame, he's missing out on a good game.
he has more than 57 years of gameplay in 7 years of service. I didn't even add the hundreds only the thousands.
I would also doubt that he is a car enthusiast, no car-related games in his profile in sight.
dude would rather drive in gta than assetto
fr@@Ryuga117lmao
@@Ryuga117me too, racing games suck its so boring 🗣️
Which is funny I am car enthusiast and my whole Steam profile is pretty much filled with racing and car stuff
True, a car enthusiast would at least have like BeamNG
Guy once friended me and asked me to join his Terraria world because apparently he was building an ultra epic huge adventure map with impossibly advanced wiring or some crud.
I didn't care that much so I said "Maybe if I find time."
He retorted "Yeah well if you 'find time' let me know."
We never spoke again, he eventually removed me.
Seeing how he presents himself and talks to others, he seems incredibly insecure and defensive. Spare yourself the headache.
that one sounds fair unlike most of the comments about him.
Reminds me of playing civilization with someone who would get incomprehensibly mad and leave when he didn't get to do his exact strat
He was that way in every other game we played too, even Castle Crashers. Would've never learned about this if I hadn't entertained his weird obsession by letting him cook.
There are some interesting people out there
I want to add him just to ask how he got twelve hours on "Uno".
Okay ..... 😒.
@@BierBart12Nah.
>fitnessholic
doubt.jpg
It's probably assholic instead of everything he listed
Loud incorrect buzzer frfr
Did you mean: alcoholic
bro thinks using cheats makes him a "programmer" lmfao what a fucking joke
yea Steam Achievement Manager is a free program anyone can use, but he thinks he's the one who made it lol
what makes you think he thinks that using sam makes him a programmer?
i bet the only program he knows how to code is print("Hello World")
I didnt expect to see you here derpy
I went into the rabbithole, he claims to be a fucking cybersec specialist and claims knowledge of 10 different languages and 20 different fucking frameworks lmao. I actually checked his projects, all of them are either just copied from other people or clearly written from tutorials, and they are all minecraft/terraria mods/cheats or BATCH/Basic sripts. The cherry on top is that he is a Rick&Morty fan, you can't make this shit up
I thought the title was a bit of an over exaggeration until I saw the hours played lmfao. "2,688.3 hours past 2 seeks" Bro's shameless
like bro how does he have 3 months of playtime in the past 2 weeks. clearly just leaves his games open on his pc to inflate his playtime
He just has a good gaming chair
He got the gamer carpet
there are 336 hours in 2 weeks btw
@@cadenibz He uses some sort of program to modify or "trick" steam into thinking he's played longer than he has.
We found him. We found John Insecurity! The CEO of the Inferiority complex.
Underrated
DUDE THIS GUY TRIED TO DOX ME A LONG TIME AGO LMFAO
I didn't let him join my PRIVATE castleminer Z server simply because he randomly friended me and messaged me. Then his justification for doxing me was that I "said no" without explaining that it was for close friends only. He also has a god complex! Very cool person...
If you make a castleminer Z server, public or private, because they show up in the public server list no matter what, he will ask to join, and if you say no, he does something similar to this, and will grab your ip via the server list, single-handedly ruining all castleminer z multiplayer on steam
This guy seriously needs to have a whole in depth investigation on him, he is seriously a fucking psychopath, its not even funny at this point.
So pathetic. I could not be able to feel bad for him.
@@newt4050 BUT WHAT IF HE HAD ALZHIMERSSS??????????????????????????????????????????????????
@@ocinprofession i don't remember asking 😎
nah how many enemies has this man made, this is the second person who has ive seen in this comment section who has encountered him online before 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"I think to qualify as a gamer, you have to actually *play* the games"
Damn, murdered...
The castleminer community know him quite well because he uses his own custom made hacks to create insane pixel art and then pass it off as real, honestly pathetic that you would waste a modding skill on a fucking minecraft clone from 10 years ago
isnt this also on 3ds? i swear i remember playing this on there
@@pitiantifrizno it's only on 360 and PC
@@TheGermanShepard i swear i am Mandela affecting here
Bc it was basically Minecraft with giant ants and guns, and less blocks, right? Or am I wrong
@@pitiantifriz its a zombie game with building elements, just bad memory of what u played.
@@pitiantifrizwas it murder miners?
Castleminer Z was the shit tho back in middle school
Real
Getting that bloodstone and alien goo or whatever it was was life changing
Yeah but that shit Literally was an xbox 360 indie game btw no way he got almost 15k hours legit
@@fort1nit3_ballsIt's a shame the dev is an NFT bro, could have made more money porting that game to the Xbox One and actually adding more content to it.
@@kabob0077yeah wouldve been also cool if it was on the game pass
dude is calling anyone who asks him who he is "insecure" while his entire being is a goddamn containment breach
That's a fucking mint comment. I'm taking that. Please sue me for $20.50 if you recognize the quote in work with my name.
LMAO dude, good one 😂😂😂
bro's the fucking third trumpet in lobotomy corporation
Bro is a goddamn appolyon class entity
@@Vileplume87HE IS IN FACT LOL, someone made a calculation of all his hours in all his games (15 games) and the result was around 63 YEARS OF NON STOP GAMING.
Bro is the real Ancient Gamer
Trying to be cool on steam is like trying to be cool on Reddit. It just doesn’t work.
yeah literally no one cares, no one checks your profile either unless in rare cases lol
@@dark-local yeah no one is here to get to know each other, steam is for gaming and Reddit is for sharing informations.
@@RiRiRiPoks exactly
@@RiRiRiPoksYou'd be surprised. Steam is full of people who use it as an actual social networking site. There are people who actually take the time to make a list of their "closest friends" in their info box or even refer to their friends as their "family." It's so cringe to me how much people dedicate their lives on a platform intended for gaming.
@@xboxed7202 No, I'm not saying that I don't know that people use it for socializing lmao. I'm just saying that it's pathetic as people who use it for socializing (there's people who circle erk on dms and podcasts in their own groups, on reddit lol.)
So because I have too much time on my hands, I decided to go ahead and add up ALL the hours of every Steam game shown in the video (even Zup! 4 which is seen for only a frame).
The total amount of hours is 133,076. That is equivalent to 5545 days, 182 months, and 15.2 years.
I also noticed that he has a Steam badge with a little "5" icon. This is how many years that a Steam user has been on the platform.
So you're telling me, this dude who has only had an account for 5 years, somehow put in 15.2 years of gaming?
if you check his profile now he has 100% on some games without even 10 minutes of playtime, dude doesnt even bother anymore
@@mikadosannoji553bro’s not even trying to hide it
@@mikadosannoji553 bro stole His gaming chair
Goddamn, i have a total of like 4000 at most. Around half a year.
His 3 most played games literally surpass for how long his account existed lol
Oh my god I used to know this guy. He was really active on the terraria steam forums back in 2017. His pfp used to say the plural of a slur instead of the Boiz btw
pathetickest
thats good
which one? i assume f slur
@@FishVirus The N word
@@LightningE-iy8fr OH. that’s worse than I expected
0:33 That's the only one I can believe, it took me 104 hours to get all the elden achievements
the rest are really silly though
I can confirm
Similar, took me about 112
12k hours in postal 2 while you can beat one difficulty in like less than a day
Can't agree. 1,700 hours in and I still haven't gotten all the endings 😔
I dilly daddle so much doing stupid shit, like trying to get to the top of the Church of Elleh's bell tower, then actually play the damn game
He blocked me after I didnt reply to his message
Lol
...so that you couldnt reply to his message. Genius!
programmer and coder were automatically thrown out of the window after he said fitnessholic
bro thinks he's Kaze Emanuar
lmao one of his reviews on a game said it was the worst game he has ever played and then it says he has 18k hours on it
he wants to be on a meme or smth
@@dudeguy8553 when you want to do a bit, this truly is just a [Incredibly Loud Incorrect Buzzer] moment
@@dudeguy8553he is a meme already but a sad one
imagine him actually playing with friends.
"hey bro wanna do terraria?"
"oh- yeah sure..."
"why do you suck? you have every achievement and like 18,000 hours."
"well- you see..."
I'm sure he has no friends, from what everyone else is saying he just seems to friend people to boost his ego
@@dark-local lmao
LMAO THE GAME IN THE DESCRIPTION
"Sadness"
As someone who actually tries to grind achievements, this just makes me so sad to see someone fake unlocking them just to show off. It completely destroys the purpose of achievements.
No sane man would spend even 50 hours in MK11
I did. But keep in mind I'm deranged
I spent more than 50 hours on the switch version of MK11
I am the opposite of sane
I got 700 or so hours on Central Fiction lel. Fg players are mentally deranged anyway
Get good at the game then
why not? 1000x better than mk1
Love how yt says game in the video is just "Sadness"
Used to be friends with this guy when i first joined steam, he unfriended over a small argument. Thank god it happened early, seeing what happened.
The TH-camr?
niko
@@luvkikimeow huntress wizard
niko oneshot hi!!!
Interrsting name
bro got the "xX Xx" between his name 💀
"Kk bae xxxx" 💀
Mf fr be thinking xxxx's make u badass 💀🔫
I went to his profile and found out that bro literally has GTX 750 for "Gaming" 💀💀💀💀
i dont get it
@guywhoexists6 It's a graphic card literally a decade ago
lmfao 💀💀bro was playing elden ring with -28 fps
@@Advert85 that's how he got so many hours: time travel
..And I thought my 1050ti was getting old
I've seen similar and worse cases, there was one dude who had anywhere from 10k to 30k hours on tens of his games, of course all of them perfected too. In the end I think he had about 30 years of game time on a roughly 10 year old account, for clarification one year is about 8600 hours. These people are so cringe, i especially dislike all the people who flex their perfect games with all of them being obviously SAMed - they tend to unlock half or all the games achievements at the very same minute, dont even try to make it seem realistic, just plain blatant cheating.
Funny enough I only used Sam to get a time locked achievement for a singular game but I ended up mass unlocking my entire library. Couldn’t be assed to reunlock it but I stoped showing off my rarest achievements cause I got so many fakes
What's wrong with people enjoying a game?
i can barely comprehend "perfecting" games for a steam profile.. when i made mine a few years back, i didnt even bother to put a description. i was to excited to buy and *play* a new game that i didnt bat an eye to my profile. this is just incomprehensible for me..like my whole life i thought steam was just a thing to buy games on and talk about the games like wtf
@@paperclip6377 He isn't enjoying the games, he is using a program to auto-unlock all the achievements and boost his playtime number.
@paperclip6377 There’s nothing wrong with enjoying a game and spending a couple hundred hours just for that game alone.
When you start to hack in hours for a game that you brought not even a minute ago just to look like you "played" the game, then there's some serious issues that are currently being had right there.
bro's room is the entire fallout saga. my man is so smelly that even the games gave him the 100% so he would stop playing and go to the shower like damn...
this is the best comment here. cooked and seasoned.
+100 radiation whenever you’re in a mile radius of this guy
who the hell is playing uno for 12000 hours
people who have uno
Everybody has uno dipshit it came with your fucking xbox
old people
Average Uno game takes 24000 hours to complete so honestly a bit low
i have come across cringe profiles like this tons of times and I feel you bro 😭😭
I just felt the same as both of you...
been there, in both sides. been the cringe pfp and cringed at pfp.
How do you find em?
those play hours probably add up to more than his actual age
...duh???
my man he could buy a game and play it for 10 minutes and that statement would still be true
no shit bro he has like 500 on a single game. that surpasses your age too.
well not really 500 hours equals to roughly 20 days, And I'm about to turn 19 which is approximately ~158752 hours so yeah it's no where close@@Agente13840
@@Agente13840500 days uno tho, a literal year on uno, it is _painfully_ obvious this dude only cares about numbers
as an actual achievement hunter, the easiest way to see if someone is cheating or not is to see the time where that person earned its achievement, in what order and estimate the time
Imagine he's playing dead rising and got zombie genocider before zombie slayer
@@NoobPCGamer1267 or shit like that, yeah
why would anyone care
@@gday2000 because people prove their skill as a gamer
@@TheSpiritedFendron by getting steam achievements? most achievements are "launch the game" or "kill 25 enemies".
0:47 no, that's not castlefuckingminer z. that's the original. castlefuckingminer z is the adult reimagining of castleminer z
LMAO
Nah u get a heart for that one
6 hour ago on a 2 years old ago vie lmao
Yeah man I read my comments
The new trailer for castlefuckingminer 2 just dropped. Looks lit. But I wonder why the reimagining came before the actual sequel
i doubt this man is a "fitnessholic"
the chances of him being a fitnessholic are extremely slim... unlike how he probably looks in real life.
"a coder, programmer"
he sure knows his shit if hes a programmer twice
I thought the same thing 💀
he typed in print("Hello World") on python once and now he thunks he's a certified programmer
If he played games for 5 hours every day which is a generous metric he'd have to play for 62 years to have those stats.
People fake hours??? Thats kind of lame
At least his achievements are legit 😏
he just has a good gaming chair
Why is this only blowing up now?
Bet after he sees this he will write in his profile: famous on youtube.
“I’m not addicted… …promise.”
This poor guy gonna have major suicidal problems when he looks back at this in life out of shame
Holy cow I just converted 12k hours to days. He spent 500 FREAKING DAYS playing UNO!????? For reference, in that time, he could’ve learnt at least 2-3 languages as it takes around 6 months more or less to learn a language.
Bro the "6 months to learn a language" is such a fad no language in the world is that casual people gotta stop treating it like that shit. To become sincerely fluent enough in one you gotta dedicate years to every single aspect of it. From speaking to listening to writing and reading this shit not some video game you just get on and grind a few months to plat / 100% or whatever lmao, ironic considering the video we're on, but yes. This legit kinda pisses me off being a linguist myself
@@LightBoltDash Agreed
he didn't actually play it. did you watch the video?
@@LightBoltDash I know this comment is like, a month old but considering Cryptic Night was boasting about being a programmer, I think the original commenter meant *coding* languages which fit the bill of “approximately 6 months to learn and master” a lot better. Not like, *actual* languages. Then again, I might be wrong because I can’t really say for sure *myself* what this guy meant but I am just pointing that out as a possibility.
My man has 18 thousand hours in teraria, didn't even mine, place or kill a single enemy (by place or mine I meant blocks)
he boosted all those hours , what a clowhn
this profile is either made by a 10 year old who is trying to look cool or a 50 year old thats just trying to fit in with the younger generation
12k+ hours in each game
claims to be a fitness-holic
bro capping hard
Maybe his fingers are the fit part.
The funniest part is how the times of the games played combined are not even possible, he played terraria for like, 750 DAYS ALONE
Isn't this the guy who uses TEdit to paste images into Terraria while acting like he made them himself, and everyone on the community tab just falls for it?
i consider getting blocked by this guy a badge of honor because all i said to him was "why"
He's so GAMER that he bends time and space to be EVEN MORE GAMER
Pretty sure the most pathetic is that one guy who themed his whole profile around one character from a shitty dating sim and only owns dating sim games, he's like 40 or 50.
that's just depressing.
Nah this still takes the cake.
nah that's just depression, this profile is outright maliciousness
Elden ring is the only achievable one. I got all trophies around that time without starting to try until 210 hours.
Just makes me sad how he just buys games to fill up hrs, not even play them.
bro really played some minecraft knock off for 14000 hours 💀💀💀
I hope this dude finds this video and sees what the comments really think about him. Seems like someone who really needs to be humbled.
You cannot humble something that isn't sentient
@@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943nah bro's less than sentient
@@dark-local I don't think you can be less than sentient?
y'know...every once in a while.. you just need a good steam profile bullying video.
do i though?
i spent 1k hours on geometry dash because i create levels a lot and looking back it feels weird to have chosen this destiny
1k hours in geometry dash isnt even that bad lol
@@squidzo1d yeah knowing it's literally entirely based on grinding levels over and over until you get a new highscore
I have 510 hours on payday 2 and was so close to getting the death sentence one down mask (hardest difficulty) now my payday 2 won’t even open lol
@@tabaki3099 510 hours on payday is good
@@squidzo1d real also surprises me why anyone would actually afk hours in a game while using an achievement spoofer unironically
*me trying to get all achievements in Enter the Gungeon and Nuclear Thorne*
Him:oh ok thos are easy to get *turns on achievement cheats and leaves he's PC for decayed*
lmao
Nuclear Throne player spotted
Opinion Accepted
grammer. englesh too hard for u? go to scool
Having a 100 percent achievement rate means that he's cheating, since the rate would go down on each new played game until completed, which would bump it back up to 100. A lot of his games displayed are either cheap or popular, the cheap ones inflate his overall statistics, the popular ones prove his "status" as a "true gamer" lol
Likely using an idling script kiddie program that activates multiple games at once without actually turning them on, since most of them have roughly the same amount of hours logged, meaning he does this in waves.
He isn’t the clown. He is the entire circus.
Bro's fitness is walking to the fridge😭🙏(nvm bro's faking everything, he's actually a loser, like at least try bro)
dude, my steam profile is so basic, its literally just a profile picture of the one hundred yard stare and play games when im bored, you cant be so bad to get accepted in society to make that.
that dude seems like he would cry if someone were to raise their voice at him
For a second I didn't realize it was fake and kept questioning what the hell was he doing for 4.5k hours in mk11
Uno scared me before I found out it was fake
you know this profile wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't for the inherent fake game grinds
people dont realize this but this is just the average steam profile
honestly, I'd be embarrassed to have such high playtimes, i dont want people to think i dont go outside lmao
i think i would actually be afraid of anyone who legitimately had 12000 hours in uno
YOU HAVE UNO
dont worry, his hours are botted anyway
This looks more like a myspace page, or a personal website, good on them
Mf is using his entire wage on electric bills
his 2 atom computer is getting mcfucking ubercharged trying to run all that stuff
mf has a free water bill
At least it's not a cringe hentai profile, that gives him some redeeming quality.
as a texan we do not claim him
LMAO the game in the description of the video is labeled sadness
this guy out here saying "my bois need me" as if he's a cod bro but looks like a Tootsie Roll.
tbh, this is one of the more tame steam accounts out there..
You can find a wayyy worse one playing csgo for 10 mins
“My steam account is better than yours because it shows that I do nothing but sit in my room and play UNO🤓👆”
he must've become some sort of omnipotent uno master demi god from playing that much Uno Jesus christ
might be a little late but i wanted to point out how his terraria hours converted to days is 787.5 days. thats about 3 years of NON-STOP terraria playing. Jynxi would fear this man (not even mentioning the other 10k hours he has on basically every other game)
oh yeah that guy blocked me because i cheated my fishing achievements in terraria LMAO
who wouldnt cheat them? they're so hard
he can cheat but you can´t xD
@@superseriousbagels9341 It's not hard. It's TEDIOUS
@@tiorast6802 RIGHT like how are you gonna blatantly bot all of your hours and say that im cheating
@@vax.8491 truly hypo guy right there xD
i have footage of this mf hacking in terraria PvP, which was taken pretty seriously by me and a small community of others back when this video was recorded. not only did he cheat, he lied about this and had a persistent toxic demeanor in the community. i'm not sure how to post it because it looks like posting links in comments gets them filtered, but i do have the video and can easily provide it if needed.
I want to see it
post it in your channel
can you upload the footage?
Its ninshu. I've talked with him before hes activer on a bunch of different programming forms, but as for cheating definitely i could see that happening lol. His thread he made about beating the game with like 9 achievements or something, i dont think he actually spent time to do it and just wrote about it and pretended to do it.
Bro played 5000 hours in one day
gotta love the world of weird ass steam profiles man
The only fitness he ever gets is walking to his fridge
12000 hours on clicker heroes hahaaha
There's also another profile who's literally the most hated person of Steam. He spams links and tons of people hate him and even send him death threats on his steam comment pages. Even wild than this.
this is like the saying "empty browser history says more than a full one" or something like that. Like come on those numbers aren't even believable
12,832 hours on Postal 2, this guy is phyco
Mfs breaking the reality just by playing around 2000 hours in 2 weeks lmfao