I JUST WANT TO SAY that i love these fics ok, i grew up on them and i love High School Cartman™ if you have written a fic identical to this i do not wish to shame you, you are honorable and i will meet you in valhalla
As a person who has read and made plenty Kyman Fanfics like this, all I can say is that this video brings me joy. And honestly I couldn’t agree more this is 100% true, most of my Kyman fanfic’s are exactly sometime word for word like this. I am impressed. it was really hard not to laugh, this video is really funny. Good job :)
every kyman fic in a nutshell : Stan: oblivious, confused simp for wendy Kenny : high all the time getting all the chicks and butters (biggest kyman shipper) Tolkien : somehow always throws the partys (his parents doesnt exist) Kyle : i hate you fatass (i love you eric) Cartman : i hate you more jew (i love you more kahl)
I always make him chubby myself. Not as fat as when he's a kid cos he loses his baby fat and obviously he'd be a lot taller but still shorter than Kyle (usually, depends what Kyle's body type is cos I've seen both the tall muscular version and the small skinny version). But anyways, I would never imagine Eric as being fit or skinny even as a full grown adult...
This has me SCREAMINGGG this is too accurate, especially the Tolkien hosting the party bit. Honestly it’s not even just kyman fics but any high school au fic will have him hosting the party. And he’ll never have any more relevance in the story aside from the fact that he’s hosting the party 😭😭
I’ve been reading Kyman fics for years, like binge for a couple of months, drop it and come back. You know, the eternal cycle. So based on experience I have it on good authority to say that this is literally EVERY high school Kyman fic ever, I got whiplash and a cracked spine from laughing at how accurate it is 😭 why read another fic when I have this as a summary fr
I’ve read some where young adult Cartman has improved a lot as a person after maturing, and/or has lost weight and become super buff. And Kyle is the awkward nerdy introvert who they have to drag to parties. The party at Tolkien’s is very accurate though but makes sense since his family is rich and he would probably hold some awesome parties in his big fancy house.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO ACCURATE FOR MOUNTAIN KYMAN "yeah, cartman really mellowed out in high school, he goes to therapy and is on A LOT of medication now!! that sooo sexy 😩😩"
Same. Everything about this is way too specific to be made up. And let’s face it, teen Cartman would totally refer to him himself exclusively as High School Cartman
i have only watched one episode of South Park so far and I don't think i've read any fanfic for it, but this is literally so funny. it made me laugh so much
literally spot on Like down to the molecule man also something about this video really carries the essence of fandom culture at the timeframe when a lot of these fics were written i feel so at peace
this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life. i was on my knees crying from laughing at it-- i've watched it once a day for the past week. your sense of humor is immaculate, i'd love to see a sequel to this at some point.
holy SHIT man thank you so much 🥹💖 best compliment ever idk if id do another sp one but ive been thinking about 'every __ fic ever's for other fandoms...
I just LOVE how at first I was like: why in the next scene he’s wearing a red beret? Is that an another character or some Kyle head canon idk?? And then like: oh…OH! THAT’S SO HILARIOUS AND REAL OMGGGG But no, Kenny must be pan, it’s an axiom in those fics
@@JenTilly96 actually I only have one unreleased draft right now but I could totally send you the Google doc if you have wattpad or discord. I need second opinions anyway lol-
Я В ИСТЕРИКЕ этот постоянно накуренный в хлам Кенни, Толкен, который существует только для того, чтоб устраивать вечеринки у него дома и Стэн, который с Вэнди. А постоянно курящий Картман меня убил.
That’s it if I ever make a South Park fic ? I’m making the party at cartman’s house makes sense his mom while better now is still a push over and would allow a rager at her house
I fucking adore this video ohmygoddddd 😂 the infamous ‘sup jew’ and ‘whatever you think is sexier is what probably happened’ sent me into the stratosphere
im about to change ur life ready in the stan/wendy tag on ao3, in the 'More Options' section of the filter, theres a thing called 'Search within results' in that bar type 'otp: true' and it'll filter out any fics that arent solely stan/wendy!! (or any other ship u use it on)
@@punchincorporated Thank you sm!!! i always forget theres other stuff in AO3 other than tags. (Stendy fics still arent generally the best quality though)
This is hilarious. You made me laugh so much. It's so accurate... Though my version of High School Eric is never cool and always just a big bumbling idiot or a complete douche/A-hole... XD
I JUST WANT TO SAY that i love these fics ok, i grew up on them and i love High School Cartman™
if you have written a fic identical to this i do not wish to shame you, you are honorable and i will meet you in valhalla
As a person who has read and made plenty Kyman Fanfics like this, all I can say is that this video brings me joy. And honestly I couldn’t agree more this is 100% true, most of my Kyman fanfic’s are exactly sometime word for word like this. I am impressed. it was really hard not to laugh, this video is really funny. Good job :)
As a Kyman shipper I loved this, now I need a meme of the cool highschool Kyle fanfics lmao
THE PARTY IS ALWAYS AT TOLKIENS HOUSE ISTGG
Ngl I wrote a fic the other day and the party was ALSO at Tolkien's house. We're all on the same wavelength-
its either tolkien or clydes house fr 😭😭
He would throw the best parties though. Good dj,tons of food,so makes sense
@@Alex_the_ghoul FR, if the party’s not at tolkiens house, IM NOT GOING
It doesnt even have to be a kyman fic, EVERY fic involving a party is at Tolkien's 😭
every kyman fic in a nutshell :
Stan: oblivious, confused simp for wendy
Kenny : high all the time getting all the chicks and butters (biggest kyman shipper)
Tolkien : somehow always throws the partys (his parents doesnt exist)
Kyle : i hate you fatass (i love you eric)
Cartman : i hate you more jew (i love you more kahl)
Я ХОТЬ И РУССКОЯЗЫЧНАЯ НО ТАК СМЕЮСЬ С ТОЛКЕНА 🤣🤣🤣
@@LesliPOV ОРУУУ ДАААА
“I’m emotionally available now.” “Well I’m not!” Honestly though, same.
Cartman is either fatter or buff as hell in these types of fics i swear
It also depends whether Cartman is a bottom or a top
I always make him chubby myself. Not as fat as when he's a kid cos he loses his baby fat and obviously he'd be a lot taller but still shorter than Kyle (usually, depends what Kyle's body type is cos I've seen both the tall muscular version and the small skinny version). But anyways, I would never imagine Eric as being fit or skinny even as a full grown adult...
This has me SCREAMINGGG this is too accurate, especially the Tolkien hosting the party bit. Honestly it’s not even just kyman fics but any high school au fic will have him hosting the party. And he’ll never have any more relevance in the story aside from the fact that he’s hosting the party 😭😭
fr his parents are always gone too💀
so true it’s always him or clyde💀
no unless it’s a creek fanfic, there he will be supportive friend for craig
EXACTLYYY 😭😭
or even bebe 😭
I’ve been reading Kyman fics for years, like binge for a couple of months, drop it and come back. You know, the eternal cycle. So based on experience I have it on good authority to say that this is literally EVERY high school Kyman fic ever, I got whiplash and a cracked spine from laughing at how accurate it is 😭 why read another fic when I have this as a summary fr
thank you 😭💖
Lamhshsn I love how Kenny is just randomly high 💀💀
This is why I love the Kyman community, we can literally joke around about our own ship
Ate with that Cartman impersonation
0:15 IS THAT WENDY????? IM CACKLING
I love the kewl corner
that sign is still up lol
I’ve read some where young adult Cartman has improved a lot as a person after maturing, and/or has lost weight and become super buff. And Kyle is the awkward nerdy introvert who they have to drag to parties.
The party at Tolkien’s is very accurate though but makes sense since his family is rich and he would probably hold some awesome parties in his big fancy house.
kyman sipper since 2009 this is SPOT ON 😂😂😂
ive shipped them since 2008 😭🤝 oldheads
i’m emotionally available now 💀💀💀
IM STONED ASF AND THIS CAME ONTO MY PAGE IM SCREAMING YELLING THROWING UP YOURE HILARIOUS
thank you 😭😭😭
This is painfully accurate. Edgy🚬, RIPPED💪💪 Highschool Cartman will be the death of me
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO ACCURATE FOR MOUNTAIN KYMAN
"yeah, cartman really mellowed out in high school, he goes to therapy and is on A LOT of medication now!! that sooo sexy
😩😩"
I've never read a single Kyman fic ever, but somehow I can FEEL how accurate this is
Same. Everything about this is way too specific to be made up. And let’s face it, teen Cartman would totally refer to him himself exclusively as High School Cartman
“Kal come back😭" THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH OMG-😂😂
HELP NOT ONLY AM I LAUGHING BUT THE KENNY PART KILLED ME
THIS IS SO ACCURATE… FOR LITERALLY EVERY FIC EVER… even the Kyman fanfic I wrote when I was 11 years old.
i have only watched one episode of South Park so far and I don't think i've read any fanfic for it, but this is literally so funny. it made me laugh so much
thank you!! omg
YES ITS CANON. IM LITERALLY KYLE BROFLOVSKI.
im the walls, can confirm
@@knucklepilledoh, hey wall! It's me, the floor!
@@Ihatecreams0 no way, the floor from hit object show inanimate insanity invitational???? (joke)
“Whatever u think is smexier” I’m crying 😭
IM CRYING CARTMAN GOING SO OVER DETAIL IS KILLING ME
“maybe…you’ll never know”😭
Kewl like me, high school Cartman
Lol like 8 of every 9 fics are exactly like this
Always the Tolkien hosting the party 😭
I'M SORRY THE MUSIC PAUSING AND THEN STARTING UP AGAIN WHEN CARTMAN SAYS "STOP RIGHT THERE" IS TAKING ME OUTTTTTTT. this vid is comedic GENIUS
“kewl korner” 😭😭😭
literally spot on Like down to the molecule man also something about this video really carries the essence of fandom culture at the timeframe when a lot of these fics were written i feel so at peace
“Kahl, kaHL!!” Helpp😭
I GIGGLED AT KYLE AND KENNY “I’m bi dude, can’t you tell that I’m bi?”
I'm coming back to this video regularly and I it's so so fucking funny each time. Peak comedy
I need to watch it at least a couple of times each day
this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen in my life. i was on my knees crying from laughing at it-- i've watched it once a day for the past week. your sense of humor is immaculate, i'd love to see a sequel to this at some point.
holy SHIT man thank you so much 🥹💖 best compliment ever
idk if id do another sp one but ive been thinking about 'every __ fic ever's for other fandoms...
Incredible how this manages to be BETTER than most of those fanfics
I can't stop myself from commenting on this amazing piece again hahahah
😭😭💕💓💖 thats so lovely
CARTMAN W THE CIGARETTE IS SO ACCURATE LMAOAOAOAO
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING THIS IS SO REAL
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE VIDEO EVER
LMFAOOO TOO ACCURATE 😭 kenny somehow always knows something is up between them
actually I learned the dialogues and LAUGHING MY ASS OFF again like when I saw it for the first time???
THIS LIKE BLOODLUST....(iykyk)
NO WAY I CANT, I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING
PD: I love bloodlust is incredible truly
@@Chloe-jl6jo SAME OMG
Why does wendy look like that 😭🤚🏽💀
@@Cutepuppiesandkittiescupcake she looks completely fine and normal to me
Not even 15 seconds in and i already CACKLED
LMAOOO and I eat them up every time 🙇♀️
The cut off- i was NOT prepared
i havent read any kyman fics in years and even then it was just like this 😭 crazy
this is actually the realest and funniest thing i have ever watched
HELPPPPP THIS IS AMAZING I CANT GRAHHHH THE END WAS TOO FUNNY HELP
I DONT LIKE KYMAN BUT LISTEN BRO THIS WAS TOP S TIERRRR😭😭😭
i could NOT hold myself from laughing so hard while watchinf thid bro 😭🙏
I’ve never read a Kyman fic before, but I’m intrigued now.
HELP THIS IS WAY TOO ACCURATE
THE LAUGH WHEN "kahl your so beautiful" BAHSHHUDFBI
Change is a funny thing everbody
I've been reading and writing fics for years and this is so accurate!! So funny!
@@EzraPlutoCharles thank you!! hehe
BRO IM CRYING UR THE BEST AHHSHDE
THIS IS SO ACCURATE HELP 😭😭
DUDE WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE
I just LOVE how at first I was like: why in the next scene he’s wearing a red beret? Is that an another character or some Kyle head canon idk??
And then like: oh…OH!
THAT’S SO HILARIOUS AND REAL OMGGGG
But no, Kenny must be pan, it’s an axiom in those fics
As a Kyman shipper this is not only real but funny as heck 😭
WHAT WHAT WHAT!
Kyman shipper approves💀
Couldn’t be more realistic
This is so damn accurate XD (I'm literally a writer of kyman)
Can I read your fanfics
Kinda starved on them for the past month.
@@JenTilly96 actually I only have one unreleased draft right now but I could totally send you the Google doc if you have wattpad or discord. I need second opinions anyway lol-
Still getting back here cause i love this vid so much 😆
KYLE IN CHAINS FR
IM SCREAMING LMAO THIS IS SO GOOD 😭😭😭 I was laugh-cringing the whole way through
BESTIE I love this so much you have to know 😭
highschool cartman is my favorite cartman
@@jeffwinger9566 he lives in us all
The way I screamed 😂💀 This is so damn true💕
Я В ИСТЕРИКЕ этот постоянно накуренный в хлам Кенни, Толкен, который существует только для того, чтоб устраивать вечеринки у него дома и Стэн, который с Вэнди. А постоянно курящий Картман меня убил.
not kenny in his kate moss era
IM PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING
and i eat these fics up x
BRO THIS IS BEYOND ACCURATE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm shitting myself
coolest thing i have seen in my life
HELP THIS IS TOO ACCURATE IM GONAFART
IS THIS REALLY WHAT THEYRE LIKE? IVE NEVER READ ONE CAUSE I AINT A KYMAN FAN BUT THIS HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD
MANY OF THEM not all tho of course... i also based this on fics i read as a teenager so like 15 years ago, and the fandom has changed a lot since then
@@punchincorporated i dont think id be able to keep a straight face reading one
That was freaking kewl, however I'm glad I haven't experienced reading any fics like that
2:26
HELP I ALMOST DROPPED MY PHONE AT THAT ANGLE-
That’s it if I ever make a South Park fic ? I’m making the party at cartman’s house makes sense his mom while better now is still a push over and would allow a rager at her house
Need a "every style fic ever"
not my area im afraid 😔 someone else will have to step up
You are making me want to read one, even though I don't like fanfics
I fucking adore this video ohmygoddddd 😂 the infamous ‘sup jew’ and ‘whatever you think is sexier is what probably happened’ sent me into the stratosphere
omg this made me laugh so hard
please make more this fuckin sent me n my friends
SO ACCURATE HELP
i love this i cant believe i havent seen this video till now awesome
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THE TOLKIEN'S PARTY IS SO REAL KKKKKKK
And I eat it up every time
Istg I’m laughing my auss off over this 😭
Kenny always knows everything I swear 😭
THAT SHIT IS SJJDKAJDJAJAJAJJAJAJA ME REÍ COMO NUNCA JDJGK
LMAOAOAOAOOAOA SO ACCURATE
I don’t ship kyman. I hate it but I’ve read wattpad books of it because I thought it was funny. Why is this actually so accurate?
I CHOKED ON MY LAUGHTER WITH KENNY GETTING HIGH
Okay but i love Stendy and theres absolutely no Stendy fics except in other ship fics
im about to change ur life ready
in the stan/wendy tag on ao3, in the 'More Options' section of the filter, theres a thing called 'Search within results'
in that bar type 'otp: true'
and it'll filter out any fics that arent solely stan/wendy!! (or any other ship u use it on)
@@punchincorporated Thank you sm!!! i always forget theres other stuff in AO3 other than tags. (Stendy fics still arent generally the best quality though)
@@punchincorporated I just tried and theres literally 0 :') thank you sm for your help though :))))
@@Wermfare WHAAAAT NO IT WORKED FOR ME
theres 162 for me
THIS MADE ME HOLLERRRR
YEEES!!! ЭТО БУКВАЛЬНО КАЖДЫЙ ФАНФИК НА ФИКБУКЕ ТВОЮ МАТЬ!111
This is hilarious. You made me laugh so much. It's so accurate...
Though my version of High School Eric is never cool and always just a big bumbling idiot or a complete douche/A-hole... XD