Calm Sleep Story - SNL

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  • @calm
    @calm ปีที่แล้ว +4399

    How did they know about our directing techniques?
    TBH... we'd still listen to this.

  • @anto4380delaguaridaa
    @anto4380delaguaridaa ปีที่แล้ว +3674

    his voice is actually so soothing, I need this

  • @nicarainbow5646
    @nicarainbow5646 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    "Chatty lil bitch" got me 😂😂

  • @nedacekovic6140
    @nedacekovic6140 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    "baby boy" got me😂😂

  • @85jongo
    @85jongo ปีที่แล้ว +2149

    Chalamet is just one of those hosts who knows how to nail it on SNL like Baldwin. Would be awesome to see him host in coming years.

    • @phoenixluk
      @phoenixluk ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He does! But he also gives everyone the respect and flowers they deserve. He finds a way to make them shine too, which I think is not only extra good as the host but as someone in the industry that really isn't so big.

    • @sjinzaar
      @sjinzaar ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Baldwin or Chalamet? ❤😂

    • @phoenixluk
      @phoenixluk ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@sjinzaar My boy, Chalamet. How can you not love a guy like that? And he's so young. The youngest to be nominated for an Oscar at that time. He's going to do amazing things.

    • @jamesgoble9254
      @jamesgoble9254 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      so, dont give chalamet a gun, noted.

    • @norahfarber1076
      @norahfarber1076 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not sure what you meant but Baldwin has hosted SNL 17 times and this clip is from Chalamet's second time hosting SNL.

  • @jamiegdubois
    @jamiegdubois ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    I would actually kinda like to see this be a reoccurring series. Have different actors read story for the Calm Sleep app that become progressively more and more bizarre.

    • @joedecristoforo5434
      @joedecristoforo5434 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It is, but for JJ Watt/Madden etc

    • @sh3cat13
      @sh3cat13 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dude I would love that

    • @kukujones2967
      @kukujones2967 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Remember Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy? It was sorta like this.

    • @victoriamartin1995
      @victoriamartin1995 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeeeees!

  • @TiddlesTheDog
    @TiddlesTheDog ปีที่แล้ว +1764

    I would totally listen to this if it was released as a Sleep Story. I was dying of laughter over this skit! 😂

    • @DrChristopherMueller
      @DrChristopherMueller ปีที่แล้ว

      Which part of this dog shit was
      Funny?

    • @mds1171
      @mds1171 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ya right bot

    • @nate9361
      @nate9361 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then it would be really terrible as a sleep story.

    • @Mattel_IQ
      @Mattel_IQ ปีที่แล้ว

      the fuck is that !!?@SaturdayNightLiveLive

    • @jaredt.murphy8257
      @jaredt.murphy8257 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He has some recorded on the "calm" app, "the #1 meditation app"

  • @ChantaBrite
    @ChantaBrite ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Punkie looked so nice here

  • @Briannaf57
    @Briannaf57 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Timothee needs to do one of these for real because his voice is incredibly calming.

  • @darnellb1985
    @darnellb1985 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Timothee's "this suuuucccks" and then immediately screaming after got me. He seems so gentle and wouldn't expect him to go all savage like that. Frwakin hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl ปีที่แล้ว +605

    "Plants to plot./pot" Timmy steamrolled that botched line like a pro!

    • @HermitOnWheels
      @HermitOnWheels ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1:33

    • @BankaiFever
      @BankaiFever ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In character flub = on purpose

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@BankaiFeverIt definitely wasn’t on purpose

    • @brandilepage4052
      @brandilepage4052 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It was an accident for shre

  • @jojomakes
    @jojomakes ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Punkie’s eye makeup looks so pretty!

  • @reginageorgetownuni
    @reginageorgetownuni 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    ...said Dumbledore calmly.

  • @peteywheatstraws4909
    @peteywheatstraws4909 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This guy knew how to work his material.
    Excellent MC.

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    I don't care what Timothée Chalamet says. He'll always make me go to sleep by his voice alone.

    • @cwg73160
      @cwg73160 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did he say you couldn’t go to sleep?

    • @Firepuma27
      @Firepuma27 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I melt when he speaks French

    • @javiruiz8365
      @javiruiz8365 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right!! He is so boring

    • @Noxic72
      @Noxic72 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@javiruiz8365 that's not what they're saying pookie

    • @trangvu2525
      @trangvu2525 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@javiruiz8365you are.not him

  • @andwa5172
    @andwa5172 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Actually fell asleep to the story before it got to minute 2 - highly recommend Chalamet as an actual Calm host for the future!

  • @veramerlot4111
    @veramerlot4111 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    You gonna drive me crazy baby boy🤣🤣🤣 I love andrew.

  • @ClassicBookASMR
    @ClassicBookASMR ปีที่แล้ว +264

    I love Dismukes so much. He has a million dollars and looks exactly like Brad Pitt.

  • @zoebass3459
    @zoebass3459 ปีที่แล้ว +2509

    how does alec baldwin ALWAYS come back 😭

    • @bn8682
      @bn8682 ปีที่แล้ว

      not sure perhaps by being rich in a notoriously corrupt state like New Mexico where he killed someone not so long ago?

    • @Jmcinally94
      @Jmcinally94 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      They're just gonna drip feed him tiny cameos until people change their association with him. Lorne Michael enabling his character rehabilitation better than any other PR firm

    • @panthersoul
      @panthersoul ปีที่แล้ว +162

      He ain’t back yet. He shot someone and took no responsibility. I think Lorne is done.

    • @amdrewgamer
      @amdrewgamer ปีที่แล้ว

      @@panthersoulare you fucking serious? he fired a gun that was supposed to be an empty prop gun, it was in zero way his fault

    • @Killgore-ip2yq
      @Killgore-ip2yq ปีที่แล้ว +213

      ​@panthersoul
      It was an accident, but I understand you could cause the confusion there.

  • @tae7x
    @tae7x ปีที่แล้ว +98

    between "nah, that's not it" and timothee full on screaming... wow 😂

  • @emilypratt699
    @emilypratt699 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    we need a full one now timothee

  • @standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory
    @standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Geez lorne must really love alec. Cant say I'd be using him rn, but he is actually a fantastic narrator. He did a documentary about a local artist (ben steele, the man who painted the Bataan Death March) & he really did do an exceptional job.

    • @Kitty8791
      @Kitty8791 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Do people not recall he was Mr. Conductor on Shining Times Station (after Ringo Starr & George Carlin) & narrated stories about Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends? He also narrated Wes Anderson's The Royal Tannenbaums.

  • @rachnakochhar7822
    @rachnakochhar7822 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Would love a sleep story read by Timothee Chalamet @calm

  • @e.d.4664
    @e.d.4664 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    you can tell he had fun with this one😭😭

  • @aungkaungkhantansonharris4829
    @aungkaungkhantansonharris4829 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    I would definitely listen to Timothee's sleep story if calm make it real

  • @jamesmueller5038
    @jamesmueller5038 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Wow, what a comedic genius, he kills it every time.

  • @happier2075
    @happier2075 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Man, a dream come true if Timmy did a real sleep story. I will continue pray for it.

  • @mydogsartforyou2600
    @mydogsartforyou2600 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    why was he wearing a backpack

    • @Infinite-Animation-Art
      @Infinite-Animation-Art 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      That is a good question?!😮😮😮😮

    • @obriendeb61
      @obriendeb61 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      It’s probably fashion!

    • @gga83
      @gga83 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      To seems like is a casual moment

    • @gwenalyn1410
      @gwenalyn1410 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Why is he so hot?

    • @imanolvalencia8894
      @imanolvalencia8894 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      A backpack is a sign of youth that's what he said

  • @MikhaoMehrin22
    @MikhaoMehrin22 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Timothée voice is soothing like an Angel
    But he has a deep Demon voice
    He showed it Dune part two as Lisan Al Gaib
    Notice it next time
    It ecos like a mix of different voice
    Very powerful
    He sometimes slips that voice here and there
    It comes up when he raps aggressively
    Or here shouts
    You can differentiate how different that voice is
    As if he's possessed 😅
    I love this about him❤

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink ปีที่แล้ว +501

    I could definitely fall asleep to Alec Baldwin talking about his patented homemade recipe for Schweddy Balls.

  • @TiddlesTheDog
    @TiddlesTheDog ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "NOW I GOT DOO DOO ON MY HANDS!" I Iost it at that part! 😄

  • @vanitymarks8798
    @vanitymarks8798 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    YOU ARE GONNA DRIVE ME CRAZY BABY BOY

    • @hihowareyouthen
      @hihowareyouthen ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This cracked me up! His delivery...😂

  • @user-gh5fy9bi2l
    @user-gh5fy9bi2l ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I would actually listen to him read me a story fr 😭

  • @kanyasenzsa831
    @kanyasenzsa831 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    This was a good SNL episode, every skip was entertaining. Good job Timothee and cast...😊🙃😂🤣😁

  • @krafty0518
    @krafty0518 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *Note to self: do not listen with any food or beverage otherwise you will choke and/or spit!!! I listen to Calm every night and found this parody absolutely hilarious!!!!!

  • @KyCandicee
    @KyCandicee ปีที่แล้ว +26

    THIS SYYYUUUCCKKSSSSSS

  • @crenge
    @crenge ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Alex Baldwin has been through a lot in recent years.I’m glad they have him back.I know it probably makes him feel good to do his hilarious comedy on the show!

    • @Cow80y
      @Cow80y ปีที่แล้ว +18

      🤨

    • @jeremyarenas6627
      @jeremyarenas6627 ปีที่แล้ว

      you mean, killed a woman?

    • @Eoin-B
      @Eoin-B ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I've always loved his Trump impression. I thought SNL might have done a very unfortunate cordon-sanitaire on him. He accidentally shot somebody because the studio screwed up with restricting the armoury from doing their job. I can't belive what he's going though.
      There is one person in our village who accidentally backed over a child 15 years ago and he has never been the same. He always carrys his head low and speaks in a quick whisper just ending each interaction with others immedatley. A total reverse of his original personality. It's so sad, I can't imagine.

    • @williamgullett5911
      @williamgullett5911 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The woman he shot doesnt care

    • @williamgullett5911
      @williamgullett5911 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Eoin-Bthey refilled charges against Baldwin. They don’t do that unless there is a reason. He needs to take responsibility for his actions. By the way…he was also the producer which means he hired the armorer

  • @jaredvlogs8891
    @jaredvlogs8891 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    the hair is driving me WILD.

  • @awesomedog01
    @awesomedog01 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Saturday Night Live has been HILLARIOUS!!!! for like the last four weeks. So fun to watch again!!!!

  • @vmd0734
    @vmd0734 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Punkie looks GORGEOUS

  • @autumnmoonASMR
    @autumnmoonASMR ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i love all these skits but i also love how his perfume ad was right before this i thot it was a part of snl loollll

  • @HeTurnsHimselfIntoAPickle
    @HeTurnsHimselfIntoAPickle ปีที่แล้ว +329

    Who kinda wants to hear Timothée speak French here? 🙋🏻‍♂️

    • @jamiegdubois
      @jamiegdubois ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As an Acadian and fan of Timothée, I would love that!

    • @javiruiz8365
      @javiruiz8365 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m good

  • @e.d.4664
    @e.d.4664 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    daphne is so real

  • @nicholasgarrick8855
    @nicholasgarrick8855 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Timothee did a great job love sleep story it was so fun ,and soothing 😂.

  • @NoNameFan
    @NoNameFan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Punkie looking so pretty in this!

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Timmy did a good job

  • @erinfennessy5332
    @erinfennessy5332 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I actually listen to the Get Sleepy stories every night 😂 this is awesome

  • @darnellb1985
    @darnellb1985 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have NEVER laughed so hard from an SNL skit. This is DEFINITELY one of my favorites!!!!!

  • @carterzealand5423
    @carterzealand5423 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    i love hearing timothees laugh after 3:20 hahah

  • @mishaa7263
    @mishaa7263 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    punkie looks glam af in makeup 😂😂

  • @MJ-vu6mk
    @MJ-vu6mk ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Punkie lokks STUNNING! omg

  • @Uwa-eke1kb
    @Uwa-eke1kb ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know the name of the female cast member here but I have never seen her look more radiant. Holy cow! I had to rewind it at 0:47. Whoa, I don't know if it's the hair or what but she's a knockout.

    • @RomanSionis85
      @RomanSionis85 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She is Punkie Johnson and yes I fully agree 👏

  • @marvelfan1739
    @marvelfan1739 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I liked how Alec just clapped when he said "Calm"

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Where's that sleep demon when we need him?

  • @kotkaconforza
    @kotkaconforza ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Punkie really got to work this week.

  • @arianabliss3034
    @arianabliss3034 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this is how you write comedy for the 21st century! please keep this going!

  • @colehenry9208
    @colehenry9208 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Like he’s really soothing

  • @donaldpump8882
    @donaldpump8882 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I can't tell you how many times I imagine dogs pooping when I'm trying to sleep.

    • @callmeshaggy5166
      @callmeshaggy5166 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Please, let's keep it that way

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't count sheep, I count dog turds... ;-P
      Now, LET'S GET CALM!

    • @PapagenoX09
      @PapagenoX09 ปีที่แล้ว

      You won the internet the day you posted this comment. 😂

  • @OfficialSuperSonicAiden
    @OfficialSuperSonicAiden 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:20 Me During Madame Web And Megamind 2

  • @phoenixluk
    @phoenixluk ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would fall asleep to the soft lullabies off Timothee Chalamet every fucking night. One of the million meditation apps, get on this shit!

  • @HighAshy
    @HighAshy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay I need this audiobook by Timothée 😀👍

  • @noeliaortiz2974
    @noeliaortiz2974 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This was awesome! I laughed so much and then Alec showed up! 🎉🎉😂 Perfection!! ❤

  • @kirtigupta7345
    @kirtigupta7345 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Tummy is really funny😅 love him so much

  • @djofanaccount
    @djofanaccount 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I can’t stop rewatching this my stomach hurts from laughing

  • @Azraline
    @Azraline ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Why did this sketch make no sense?? Like it didn’t seem like either of them were actually responding to the other one. “Oh he’s chatty.” “So you want me to be louder!!?” … what? That wasn’t stated, no.

    • @tae7x
      @tae7x ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i think the louder part was supposed to be implied as a script note but could've used a shot of timmy looking over the script before saying it to let the audience know what he means. the chatty thing was him talking in between takes or stopping to ask questions/give notes

  • @bluejin138
    @bluejin138 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He has a nice voice 😊🗣️🎤

  • @zabooka
    @zabooka ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So calming

  • @lucaskenjiwatanabe1986
    @lucaskenjiwatanabe1986 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    he almost became duke of arhakis in this one

  • @PipHalsey
    @PipHalsey ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Dang, was hoping they'd end it with Alec baldwin reading off some lines from the story.

  • @OsamaZynLaden23
    @OsamaZynLaden23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Hell i might even swing on em"
    😂

  • @uuganbayar
    @uuganbayar หลายเดือนก่อน

    i cant finish this. everytime i start to watch i fall asleep

  • @hughglass3692
    @hughglass3692 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:50 is the best line in the whole thing for some reason

  • @riverlfewer1
    @riverlfewer1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why is he wearing a backpack? 😆

  • @gonzalesgirls3225
    @gonzalesgirls3225 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nah hell nah😂😂😂❤❤❤
    Love him so much😂😂❤

  • @caronstout354
    @caronstout354 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Would totally listen to him tell the story of DUNE like this...

  • @TrueWalker88
    @TrueWalker88 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Punkie looks gorgeous.

  • @ShadowJak8
    @ShadowJak8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wow with the strike over looks like even murderers are getting back to work

  • @stellastewart8212
    @stellastewart8212 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    punky and andrew are my fave duo

    • @RomanSionis85
      @RomanSionis85 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it was nice seeing them
      partnered together here considering they both joined SNL 3 years ago 😁

  • @anju04aa
    @anju04aa 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Timmy 😂❤

  • @alexlynn7517
    @alexlynn7517 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i need timmy sleep story on spotify

  • @kodemasterx
    @kodemasterx ปีที่แล้ว +31

    So nice to see Alec back on SNL...

  • @lyssums
    @lyssums ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Punkys SpongeBob ai line had me gasping for air. So good.

  • @popmilofirst
    @popmilofirst ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I missed Alec. Glad he's back

  • @Tiredofworking
    @Tiredofworking 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nah when he rose his voice, he got me with that

  • @abbysomnia624
    @abbysomnia624 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Would you KICK ROCKS, BUDDY?" lmfao

  • @Keep_my_secret
    @Keep_my_secret 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Now I got doo doo on my hands"😂😂😂😂

  • @ultravioletron
    @ultravioletron ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was about to sleep to Timothe's calm story, but woke up to ALEC BALDWIN JUMPSCARE!!!

  • @placeholderdoe
    @placeholderdoe ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "We should've gone with spoungebob AI man" underrated line

  • @leonardomotta1143
    @leonardomotta1143 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The word sucks in two different ways that are so pleasing to hear

  • @abigail.scobell
    @abigail.scobell 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    11:03pm: I’m gonna attempt to actually sleep to this on repeat even with the screams n stuff lmao
    Edit (9:45am): WTF HELP I ACTUALLY SLEPT LIKE A BABY TO TIMOTHEES VOICE?!

  • @HolisticHealing77
    @HolisticHealing77 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Haha may i just say, this is fucking hilarious and soothing. I shall sleep like a baby.

  • @SuperiorDave
    @SuperiorDave 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Seriously, I get tears every time I watch it

  • @CarlyJamis
    @CarlyJamis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Anybody who says this comedy isn't funny is fucking old. SNL has its pulse on society right now. This is so fucking funny, Timothee Chalomet is amazing, and these comedians are really really good

  • @dannydorko7075
    @dannydorko7075 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Alec Baldwin is like COVID. He just won't go away

    • @tiaradh650
      @tiaradh650 ปีที่แล้ว

      IM IN TEARSSSS

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love Timmy here

  • @SophiaPanda-ed1gm
    @SophiaPanda-ed1gm 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    😂😂 l love this so much 😂😂❤❤

  • @mopnem
    @mopnem ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Timothy is working through these bad scripts, I’ll give him that.

  • @damunzy
    @damunzy ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great, he didn't shoot anyone!

  • @lgmisfit10
    @lgmisfit10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    ALEC BALDWIN OUT OF NO WHERE

    • @jessegpresley
      @jessegpresley ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Duck!

    • @bn8682
      @bn8682 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He should be sent back to nowhere

    • @kellifranklin9872
      @kellifranklin9872 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was so good to see him again!

    • @Belfastboi
      @Belfastboi ปีที่แล้ว

      I could do without seeing him now and not after Timothee chalamet?!!

  • @MelodicQuest
    @MelodicQuest ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "So people can just buy your voice?"
    "Oh, the things it's been dragged into... Thomas The Tank Engine. Wu-Tang Clan songs."