I ran into a seriously drunk Karen today in the grocery store parking lot trying to convince someone to give her a ride. I found out that three days ago she was in the store also drunk and set her keys on the counter. The clerk took her keys when the Karen looked away and then called the police. When the officer arrived he told the clerk to return her keys and made a show of scolding the clerk. He then followed the smug Karen out to her car and arrested her for DUI when she got in and started it.
I've heard of this tactic before she was trying to provoke an aggressive response from the OP (i.e. she was hoping he'd reflexively hit her) in the hopes hotel management would placate her but the OP didn't react the way she hoped he would and her plan backfired.
My friend was called the N word because he didn't open the door for this woman (which she could've done herself). Right after she called him that, he LOUDLY called her a Skank
Got to love the logic of Karens. There is a man in a suit sitting in a cafe he must be a server. The comedian story is the best thing I've heard in a long time.
Karen has never used, or seen, a self checkout? Has she never visited stores that have them before that encounter? But thanks for the groceries. The Karen with the N word mouth is fortunate that op wasn't a person who took vehement exception to that word. Or Karen might have had to get up off the floor.
Maybe she's trully a dumb karen, or in very very very lowest possibility of a rich woman making excuses to either waste her husband's money for whatever reason or just feeling generous but want be anonymous, that's just i saw it,and i'm most likely wrong, though...
I'll never understand how people can be so dense that they can't comprehend someone not working somewhere. I'm lucky I haven't run into someone like that, as I'd lose my mind.
Me neither. The closest thing to being mistaken as a worker is having someone mistake me for having my own car when I was 12. Dude thought that I was about 16-20ish
It’s strange how many stories there are with this theme, and yet so many people making comments saying that it’s never happened to them. I suggest that is evidence that most of the stories are fiction, or at least exaggerated, since if they were true more people would have experienced them.
@@daerdevvyl4314 I have never ridden a camel. Does it then follow that all the people in the Middle East who do ride camels can't possibly have done so? I've never played professional sports, yet there are so many people who have. Do professional athletes exist? (There are currently almost 12,000 of them in the US, if you're curious & that does not include any retired or deceased athletes.) I've never owned or driven a Mustang & I've never experienced irl anyone behaving badly while owning/driving a Mustang. Does it then follow that sort of deranged mustang drivers aren't a thing? (The people at r/idiotsincars would heavily disagree with that statement) There are a lot of very real things that are not universal experiences. There is still a good chunk of the population, even in the US, that has never been on an airplane, for instance. Do airplanes not exist if someone hasn't been near one? Are some of these stories made up? Maybe/probably. Because of that, does that then give me or you license to decide if other people's experiences are valid if we weren't there? Not remotely. You don't really get to decide if something happened to me or not. You can believe the story or not I suppose but that doesn't actually then make the story not true. Let's do a thought experiment: I don't believe you're very smart. Does that make you a moron? No. It just means that I have yet to experience something very intellectual coming from you. Does that then mean there is nothing to experience? Again no. How would I know? See how that comes across? Doesn't feel particularly great, does it? (For the record, I have no idea how smart you are & this was mostly so you'd understand how it would feel to be on the receiving end of what you're doing.) I've never understood this weird need to call out stories as fakes to pretend to be smarter than other people. I've seen videos & had experiences where "everyone claps" (such as when loud, annoying jerks get thrown off planes by staff or when some badly behaved drunk jerk gets ejected from a stadium by security or when Karen actually gets arrested). Calling out the experiences of other people as fake is some weird flex that I just can't get behind. Even if a few (or more than a few) people are lying, I'd feel like (& actually would be) a huge jerk if/when I call someone a liar who isn't actually lying. If you're constantly trying to build yourself up by spotting these "fake" stories & calling them out, you absolutely will do that at some point. You probably already have if you do this a lot. It costs me nothing to not do that & pretend I believe everyone. Even if I think a story sounds farfetched, I can't possibly know if this story happened to this person & just because I have never experienced something, that does not mean that it doesn't exist. It could even be a thing lots of other people experience even if I personally haven't. Absolutely crazy unbelievable things happen to people every single day &, yep, every once in awhile everyone claps when it does.
The comedian was a genius for making his experience with the Karen in that story into a part of his comedic act for that night when it happened that's showing some seriously good improv skills and using it to get sweet revenge on the Karen was absolutely brilliant
I am totally surprised that the Karen went through on the "self-serve" till that was in use whining at another person... and paid for their groceries as well as her own! Then went away... and never noticed the bill! Must have much more money than brains!
story 3: LOL that is the best Idontworkherelady story i've heard in a long time, Karen tried to get OP to serve her just because he worked there but not as a waiter and then OP did his' actual job and made fun of the Karen XD, I would rate that comedian 5 Stars
“And at the end of the show, The server walked up on stage and said, “Thank you, you’ve been a wonderful audience, have a great night and don’t forget to tip your comedian.”
in my experience she was actually trying to provoke an aggressive response from the OP in the hopes the store management would attempt to placate her but OP remained calm not giving her what she wanted so her plans backfired spectacularly.
Had a Karen like that,I was in an electric cart and the cart was full and while I'm trying to get back to the checkout in Costco, she came up to me and said"get off you're ass and take this package off the shelf,I said that I don't work here, especially since I'm in an electric cart and I don't look like or am dressed like a Costco employee" she started cursing and screaming at me, someone called the store manager and she gave him the same story about me not doing my job, manager said that he doesn't work here lady and please remove yourself from the store, she kept yelling and screaming at me and tried to yank me out of my electric cart and do my job-2 customers corralled her and 2 minutes later the cops came and arrested her and I said that I'm going to press charges, when I went to court she started all over again saying that I wasn't going to pick something off a high shelf for her and kept yelling to the judge, but the judge said"I've already reviewed the security footage and you are guilty and I'm giving you 30 days in jail and 1 year probation" she shut up immediately and tried to apologize but I wouldn't take it because she had the opportunity to say something in the beginning and I had to make a point- it shut her up quickly
Story 3 is epic. You know he's a good comedian with how quickly he rolled with the punches. Slick, smooth, well-timed... All the key makings of a solid comedian.
Story 3... That is just so good of how they were able to turn the tables and do a public shaming of the Karen that decided that while they did something at the place, they couldn't be made to do their table! If I was one of the coworkers, would have made sure they got a big tip (and one for the regular server too).
The golden rule of going to a standup comedy show. Unless you are a really good sport, NEVER do ANYTHING to draw the attention of the comic, and ESPECIALLY not their ire.
Idon'tworkherelady can really show how hostile some people can be towards workers. (and often times, the younger generation) I'm from Gen-Z, and even *I* know to respect employees, even in the event of a minor inconvenience such as a bit of an extra wait.
The majority of Karens are Boomers, AKA the "Me Generation", which is what they've been called since the 70s. Because they're all about "me, my time, me, me, me"
I love these stories because they are so alien to me. Sure, I've been mistaken for / mistaken someone else for an employee before, but in each situation we appologised and went our seperate ways like normal people. It's the insistance that someone an employee (not only that, one that needs to be fired) despite all evidence thats so alien.
@marvelous LIE you'd be surprised, while Trump was in office Karen's and their male counterparts believed themselves to be shielded from any and all racist remarks and actions. Even now Karen's act out, but they have a name to go with their actions
Or, "Oh, you poor dear. Sit down. Now tell me what you DO remember. Do you have something in your purse that might give a clue? Don't worry, honey. We'll find out who you are.
I work in food service, and have had to deal with many Karens. Luckily, none as vile as this. But one thing that I am proud of, if a customer gets irate and abusive to an employee, they are immediately blackballed and not even allowed into the other stores in our chain. Never have I ever thought anyone would be cruel enough to use racial slurs in an argument before…like that’s really going to help your case? Even if you truly feel that way, you actually think saying those things are gonna win your argument? Like sorry you’re stuck in the 20th century, but we don’t do that here and now
I wish restaurants and store owners used their 'right to serve' more often. Karens can't possibly make enough money to counter the loss of money from customers who leave while they are there.
@@LoriPeace: Thank you for pointing that out, as I must have misunderstood the comment. Upon re-reading it, I can see where my error was. Thank you, again, for pointing out what I missed.
Thank you Fluff for helping to cheer me up. I've had a bad day. Just hearing "hello my wonderful beautiful friends" made me smile. The " I love you" at the end of your videos makes me feel good too. Thank you Fluff (Stevo too since he is the one who makes you look good 😊) for making my day a little better.
Yeah, if someone shoved their keys into my hands like that I'd throw them across the street and tell them to fetch. I have held my car keys out to a tire person who asked if I wanted to drive in or have someone do it for me. I didn't say anything because I'm really awkward and autistic, but I didn't shove them into the guy's hand.
@@judyoram999- Problem is she still has the title and it's in her name, so if she calls the cops and reports the car stolen you'll lose your new car and probably be charged with grand theft, depending on if you have any credible eyewitnesses who say that you told her you didn't work there and she gave you the keys anyway. 'Cause I can almost guarantee she'd say you tricked her out of her keys by telling her you did work there just to steal her car.
i agree, because if that happened to me, that “lady” would be spitting out her teeth and picking herself up off the floor, because i don’t tolerate stuff like that
Why is it that Karens think that anyone in a store is an employee destined to serve her hand and foot? It doesn't matter if you don't work there, it doesn't matter if you're not wearing the uniform, it doesn't matter that you DO work there but are off the clock you have to serve her A Karen's battle cry is "I want to speak to the manager" A Karen will always try to get something for free or at least at severely reduced cost Karens, for the most part, but not always, racist,xenophobic, homophobic and every other phobic that you can think of Another favorite line of the wild Karen, " Do you know who I am/my husband is? " These are but a few of my expansive list on "How To Spot The Wild Karen" list posted on reddit
sadly because of recent events Karen's can get away with almost anything these days if they mention lawsuit then out of fear management will do whatever it takes to avoid said lawsuits even kissing their wrinkled @$$
Servers aren't the only ones who get abused by Karens. I worked for a chain pharmacy in the early 2000s. A woman came in to get a prescription filled. My manager was taking care of her. She was saying nasty things. Acting very entitled. She actually made my manager cry! She was awful! And to make a point she was not Caucasian. So Karen's come in all shapes, sizes, and most importantly colors.
How does someone look like a Costco Employee? To a Karen, the answer is simple: Their standing in Costco breathing. Carts and/or Costco Employee Name Badges are irrelevant and/or optional.
I always was taught to be kind to everybody unless they’re mean to me, then in that case I would defend myself with words, my example of good faith actually occurred late last night. I had just woken up at around 11 o’clock pm and was feeling pretty hungry so I got taco Bell from Grubhub and this guy heaven bless him went out of his way to get up from his bed, get in his car and carry out my delivery for me and when he got there I thanked the man profusely and apologized for having him deliver food so late
Talking about dealing with idiots all day. I used to work retail at Macy's for over a decade. Yeah there were idiotic customers, but what pissed 😡 me off more was the idiotic managers. I knew more about my department then they did, and they still attempted to belittle me and tell me what I should do. Whatever🙄
Story 3: Absolutely. Savage. Story 5: The fact that it was Euros makes me think this was an American Karen, and I'm once again horrified by my countrymen...
Waited tables for 20 yrs. When I got rude tables and knew I wasn't getting a tip, I had several methods to completely ruin someone's night. Actually had a group of 5 b!tches tell me "thanks, you've ruined our entire day". I really did TRY to hold back the ear to ear grin.
Years ago, I was in a record store and a woman (of course, in her 50s) demanded I go in the back and find a CD she wanted. I told her I didn't work here, and she said I was lying because she'd seen me there before. As a CUSTOMER, probably, I replied and again said I never worked there. She demanded to speak to the manager, to which I said, "knock yourself out. They'll probably find you as silly as I do." She stormed off and found the manager, and I walked up acting like I was still trolling for CDs. The manager said I of course was right that I wasnt an employee. She argued we all were lying because I was dressed in store attire. The manager pointed at me and said, "Did you LOOK at him? He's not dressed anything like the employees, just look at him and then the employees up front." She still wasn't having it and demanded I get fired. He was trying to choke back laugher. She screamed why wasn't he saying anything, and I came over and said, "Because HE cannot tell you what a complete idiot you're being. But as I don't work here, I'm fine with telling you what a waste of space you're being right now," and walked out. I came back a week later and talked to that manager, confirming I didn't get him in trouble. We got a good laugh out of it and he said he loved how I said what he was indeed thinking then
I don’t think I’ve ever said “how dare you” unless I was joking or being overly dramatic. I can’t imagine actually saying it to an employee or waiter/waitress or anything
It was perfect when the ad I got in the middle of this for Home Goods. The person in the ad is asked a question and replied that she doesn't work there.
I always wonder why on earth anyone would be nasty to someone who they think is handling their FOOD?!!? Do you know what kitchens and servers do to your food if you are a straight witch?? Umm nope.
@@jacklow9611 I know that one of my ex coworkers have said that workers have spit in food of ( I won’t name here) before and I’m like eww!! Not sanitary!
@@stephsoohall6841: All of anything, when you don't actually *know* all of anything, and then saying, or even implying, that everything/person in a certain group is that way/does something, is painting with an awfully wide brush, and may have accused someone of doing something that they never did. I can't speak for any past coworkers of mine, but I spent over half my working life in kitchens of cafes and restaurants, and there was not a time that I spit into a customer's food, no matter how I felt, and I seriously doubt that any servers I worked with ever did, either. Nor have any of the cooks or servers in other restaurants that I have patronized been known to do that, at least not to me or anyone I dined with, because we are respectful of the employees, and don't act like entitled people. Anyone who does that is, in my mind, despicable, doing something that is so insulting and possibly harmful to the customer, especially during a global pandemic. If someone has done something to you, or someone you know personally, I'm sorry, but the best way to avoid that happening is to not be a jerk, and be so frustrating that they do something like that. I don't agree with them doing it, but I understand why they might. If you've ever worked in the service industry, you probably understand also, why it might happen.
Love ya, Fluff and SteveO! I've been watching for a couple of weeks now, and I love it! Your voice, the backgrounds, and the cute sheep mascot are what keeps me coming back. I love when the Karens and Kens of the world get their comeuppance.
The first story so funny. The ,lady being so entitled she pays for the groceries of the person she was complaining about?! She can complain about me anytime lol
Should've taken the key and drove off with her car. She can't really report it as stolen. She willingly handed her keys over to someone who clearly wasn't a valet.
Naa. That still might be charged as thieft. Instead, take the keys, toss 'em Into the car, then lock the doors, and walk away.... And for those cars that unlock when you shut the door to prevent you from locking your keys inside (like Honda)? That feature is usually disabled by holding the handle open while you close the door.
As someone who often gets mistaken for an employee, I appreciate these stories. Never wear a blue shirt in Walmart, red in Target, Costco or Lowes, orange in Home Depot, etc.
I myself am a Trump Supporter and that Karen going after that guy at the Costco saying how Trump is gonna deport him is completely unacceptable and I hate that I am in the same political demographic as her
I'm a little hungry right now. All I could think of was the man at the hotel got a free weekend and 3500€ and the Michigan guy didn't even get a free hotdog! But, he did get to see Karen get arrested! Evens it out!
I totally love your stories and will continue listening to them. I especially love it when Karen's get their KARMA. I don't understand why some people think they are better than others. It's funny how most victims of Karen's are the most decent and caring people in the world 🌎
I ran into a seriously drunk Karen today in the grocery store parking lot trying to convince someone to give her a ride. I found out that three days ago she was in the store also drunk and set her keys on the counter. The clerk took her keys when the Karen looked away and then called the police. When the officer arrived he told the clerk to return her keys and made a show of scolding the clerk. He then followed the smug Karen out to her car and arrested her for DUI when she got in and started it.
Serves her right 😁
Love the cops thet are human enough to let her make her choice.
Not a Karen. A drunk. They come in all sexes and races. And they all make fools of themselves in public.
Thats perfect
@@yes2day100: A drunk can't also be a Karen too? Or a Karen also be a drunk? I don't think either sobriquet is mutually exclusive of the other.
I like how she says "your break is over"... I'm sorry, who died and put you in charge of labor laws? no it's not over.
I was looking for this! Thank you
I've heard of this tactic before she was trying to provoke an aggressive response from the OP (i.e. she was hoping he'd reflexively hit her) in the hopes hotel management would placate her but the OP didn't react the way she hoped he would and her plan backfired.
I thought that was funny too. Like who are you to tell me when my break is over.
@@Datrebor A reverse 'do you work here?' scenario?
Exactly, labor laws exist for a reason people
Never piss off a comedian - especially if your in the audience.
If someone does, it makes for good laughs for everyone else in the audience if they can run with it
@@badandy102 Hagglers like the Karen are often good for a laugh.
@@ravenfox926 Isn't that "hecklers"?
I always thought "hagglers" were people who informally negotiate with sellers over price?
@@Jedidiah_Martin_2 lol. Stupid spell check🤣
@@badandy102 Our favrourite comedian in Scotland is Billy Connoly. The number of times he has destroyed hecklers is legendary.
My friend was called the N word because he didn't open the door for this woman (which she could've done herself). Right after she called him that, he LOUDLY called her a Skank
I wish someone would exclaim "how dare you" to me so I could throw down whatever I was holding and respond "I DARE, SIR!" and then we would duel.
Pistols or swords? Perhaps throwing knives?
@@mangaanimefan3089 12cm mortars, at 6km, with seconds acting as spotters
Don't forget the glove slap, that is a necessary part of the duel.
@@SonsOfLorgar ~ Tsar Bomba from orbit...
@@mangaanimefan3089 a sword duel would be amazing
Got to love the logic of Karens. There is a man in a suit sitting in a cafe he must be a server.
The comedian story is the best thing I've heard in a long time.
A cafe in a fancy hotel, no less!
Karen is not just a clown, she’s the whole circus. And her coworkers enjoyed it.😆
And I thought animals were banned from circus these days?
@@stevemowat4294 Only the ones Peta cares about. Rats are free to perform.
@@toysruskid5074 nah rats are banned from performing too, ticks and fleas and Karens are still green lit too.
@@stevemowat4294 I am a retired circus performer and have appeared professionally as a clown. Please do not insult my profession.
@@markhorton3994 I made a comment about animals in the circus. Not clowns.
Story 1: OP doesn't get a word in edgewise to the Karen while she berates OP, but got free groceries out of it. I see it as an absolute win.
Karen has never used, or seen, a self checkout? Has she never visited stores that have them before that encounter? But thanks for the groceries.
The Karen with the N word mouth is fortunate that op wasn't a person who took vehement exception to that word. Or Karen might have had to get up off the floor.
Maybe she's trully a dumb karen, or in very very very lowest possibility of a rich woman making excuses to either waste her husband's money for whatever reason or just feeling generous but want be anonymous, that's just i saw it,and i'm most likely wrong, though...
I'll never understand how people can be so dense that they can't comprehend someone not working somewhere. I'm lucky I haven't run into someone like that, as I'd lose my mind.
Me either
Me neither. The closest thing to being mistaken as a worker is having someone mistake me for having my own car when I was 12. Dude thought that I was about 16-20ish
I wouldn't lose my mind, but I'm sure i'd lose my temper. "Brain to mouth, brain to mouth. Disengage profanity filter. Prepare for Cluter F-Bombing."
It’s strange how many stories there are with this theme, and yet so many people making comments saying that it’s never happened to them. I suggest that is evidence that most of the stories are fiction, or at least exaggerated, since if they were true more people would have experienced them.
@@daerdevvyl4314 I have never ridden a camel. Does it then follow that all the people in the Middle East who do ride camels can't possibly have done so? I've never played professional sports, yet there are so many people who have. Do professional athletes exist? (There are currently almost 12,000 of them in the US, if you're curious & that does not include any retired or deceased athletes.) I've never owned or driven a Mustang & I've never experienced irl anyone behaving badly while owning/driving a Mustang. Does it then follow that sort of deranged mustang drivers aren't a thing? (The people at r/idiotsincars would heavily disagree with that statement) There are a lot of very real things that are not universal experiences. There is still a good chunk of the population, even in the US, that has never been on an airplane, for instance. Do airplanes not exist if someone hasn't been near one?
Are some of these stories made up? Maybe/probably. Because of that, does that then give me or you license to decide if other people's experiences are valid if we weren't there? Not remotely. You don't really get to decide if something happened to me or not. You can believe the story or not I suppose but that doesn't actually then make the story not true.
Let's do a thought experiment: I don't believe you're very smart. Does that make you a moron? No. It just means that I have yet to experience something very intellectual coming from you. Does that then mean there is nothing to experience? Again no. How would I know? See how that comes across? Doesn't feel particularly great, does it? (For the record, I have no idea how smart you are & this was mostly so you'd understand how it would feel to be on the receiving end of what you're doing.)
I've never understood this weird need to call out stories as fakes to pretend to be smarter than other people. I've seen videos & had experiences where "everyone claps" (such as when loud, annoying jerks get thrown off planes by staff or when some badly behaved drunk jerk gets ejected from a stadium by security or when Karen actually gets arrested). Calling out the experiences of other people as fake is some weird flex that I just can't get behind. Even if a few (or more than a few) people are lying, I'd feel like (& actually would be) a huge jerk if/when I call someone a liar who isn't actually lying. If you're constantly trying to build yourself up by spotting these "fake" stories & calling them out, you absolutely will do that at some point. You probably already have if you do this a lot. It costs me nothing to not do that & pretend I believe everyone. Even if I think a story sounds farfetched, I can't possibly know if this story happened to this person & just because I have never experienced something, that does not mean that it doesn't exist. It could even be a thing lots of other people experience even if I personally haven't. Absolutely crazy unbelievable things happen to people every single day &, yep, every once in awhile everyone claps when it does.
I've heard about the comedian story before but to this day, is still one of my favorite r/IDontWorkHere stories.
Same here!
@@ruthdeckman9781 And here.
The comedian was a genius for making his experience with the Karen in that story into a part of his comedic act for that night when it happened that's showing some seriously good improv skills and using it to get sweet revenge on the Karen was absolutely brilliant
I am totally surprised that the Karen went through on the "self-serve" till that was in use whining at another person... and paid for their groceries as well as her own! Then went away... and never noticed the bill! Must have much more money than brains!
More money than Brains tends to be the perfect description of a Karen...
@@HappilyHomicidalHooligan even when she's broke and begging for people to pay for her groceries, "for her kids"
@@WolfgangDoW : The operative words are "SAYING she's broke".
I was thinking “she was probably getting organic or something so it was a normal price for her for a couple items”
Or possibly for whatever reason just wanna waste her husband's money or feeling very generous but don't want to be obvious...
First story, someone pays for MY groceries! Yep I'm keeping my mouth shut. 🤣
story 3: LOL that is the best Idontworkherelady story i've heard in a long time, Karen tried to get OP to serve her just because he worked there but not as a waiter and then OP did his' actual job and made fun of the Karen XD, I would rate that comedian 5 Stars
She got off lightly
Dude, I would effing love that. I would riff with him and shout orders at him. XD
Also, I would be front row center when ever he did a show. Would always be ready to help him if a joke didn't land.
She needs to take a chill pill
“And at the end of the show, The server walked up on stage and said,
“Thank you, you’ve been a wonderful audience, have a great night and don’t forget to tip your comedian.”
Can you imagine complaining a comedian made fun of an audience member?! I’m just....done!
Okay, that Comedian confused as a server was hilarious! I especially like the line "In my defense, she didn't tip'... damn, that was funny.
How to look like a cosco employee - One must be upright and breathing to fit the bill.
in my experience she was actually trying to provoke an aggressive response from the OP in the hopes the store management would attempt to placate her but OP remained calm not giving her what she wanted so her plans backfired spectacularly.
Bonus points if they have a cart full of items...that "Proves" they're stocking the shelves...
Had a Karen like that,I was in an electric cart and the cart was full and while I'm trying to get back to the checkout in Costco, she came up to me and said"get off you're ass and take this package off the shelf,I said that I don't work here, especially since I'm in an electric cart and I don't look like or am dressed like a Costco employee" she started cursing and screaming at me, someone called the store manager and she gave him the same story about me not doing my job, manager said that he doesn't work here lady and please remove yourself from the store, she kept yelling and screaming at me and tried to yank me out of my electric cart and do my job-2 customers corralled her and 2 minutes later the cops came and arrested her and I said that I'm going to press charges, when I went to court she started all over again saying that I wasn't going to pick something off a high shelf for her and kept yelling to the judge, but the judge said"I've already reviewed the security footage and you are guilty and I'm giving you 30 days in jail and 1 year probation" she shut up immediately and tried to apologize but I wouldn't take it because she had the opportunity to say something in the beginning and I had to make a point- it shut her up quickly
And they must be present in the store. That's of utmost importance to the "employment".
You have to be upright?.. Are you sure that’s required?
The story about the Karen arrested at Costco was IMMEDIATELY followed by a Costco ad lmao
They wanted to make sure this story didn’t dissuade you from being a future patron… 🤣
“Costco. Don’t be a jerk and you’ll save a lot of money here.”
Story 3 is epic. You know he's a good comedian with how quickly he rolled with the punches. Slick, smooth, well-timed... All the key makings of a solid comedian.
Story 3... That is just so good of how they were able to turn the tables and do a public shaming of the Karen that decided that while they did something at the place, they couldn't be made to do their table! If I was one of the coworkers, would have made sure they got a big tip (and one for the regular server too).
Hah! Karen is self-serving, she was at a self-serve machine and she served herself a side of karma! Love that story!
OP: I would like to press charges.
Me: Finally! A person who refuses to be a victim and fights back - legally and civilly. :)
The golden rule of going to a standup comedy show. Unless you are a really good sport, NEVER do ANYTHING to draw the attention of the comic, and ESPECIALLY not their ire.
Idon'tworkherelady can really show how hostile some people can be towards workers. (and often times, the younger generation)
I'm from Gen-Z, and even *I* know to respect employees, even in the event of a minor inconvenience such as a bit of an extra wait.
bUt My TiMe Is MoRe ImPoRtAnT
@@Speedster___ My time is worth more than money ~ Agust D
The majority of Karens are Boomers, AKA the "Me Generation", which is what they've been called since the 70s. Because they're all about "me, my time, me, me, me"
Karen: I want an apology!
Comic: Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you got the shallow end of the gene pool.
My faith in humanity with the whole costo thing was just killed.
I love these stories because they are so alien to me. Sure, I've been mistaken for / mistaken someone else for an employee before, but in each situation we appologised and went our seperate ways like normal people. It's the insistance that someone an employee (not only that, one that needs to be fired) despite all evidence thats so alien.
Yea, I've done that in the past by mistaking someone for an employee, I just apologized and moved on.
@marvelous LIE you'd be surprised, while Trump was in office Karen's and their male counterparts believed themselves to be shielded from any and all racist remarks and actions. Even now Karen's act out, but they have a name to go with their actions
I'm waiting for some Karen to pull the 'Do you know who I am?' line so I can just ask "You forgot? Did Alzheimer's set in early?"
Or, "Oh, you poor dear. Sit down. Now tell me what you DO remember. Do you have something in your purse that might give a clue? Don't worry, honey. We'll find out who you are.
@@diannelavoie5385 is it alzheimer's or dementia
@@forthemysterians7630 No it is Karenitis
@@stoopingfalcon891 I mean is it Alzheimer's or Dementia that causes you to have terrible/bad/god-awful/non-existent memory?
@@forthemysterians7630 Dementia. Happened to my mother.
I’m dead! The comedian! She got what she earned!
These stories make me furious. I don't understand how violently entitled they are.
Their arrogant stupidity is like some kind of disease.
I work in food service, and have had to deal with many Karens. Luckily, none as vile as this. But one thing that I am proud of, if a customer gets irate and abusive to an employee, they are immediately blackballed and not even allowed into the other stores in our chain. Never have I ever thought anyone would be cruel enough to use racial slurs in an argument before…like that’s really going to help your case? Even if you truly feel that way, you actually think saying those things are gonna win your argument? Like sorry you’re stuck in the 20th century, but we don’t do that here and now
I wish restaurants and store owners used their 'right to serve' more often. Karens can't possibly make enough money to counter the loss of money from customers who leave while they are there.
Uh, Clay. I think you need to check your calendar, as we are well into the 21st Century now.
I’ve see entitled people myself and to be honest I’m not really surprised
@@jacklow9611 Uh, Jack, "Karen" is the one stuck in the 20th century.
@@LoriPeace: Thank you for pointing that out, as I must have misunderstood the comment. Upon re-reading it, I can see where my error was. Thank you, again, for pointing out what I missed.
The youth nowadays gets interrupted by me by saying: the old people nowadays don't have any manners.
Thank you Fluff for helping to cheer me up. I've had a bad day. Just hearing "hello my wonderful beautiful friends" made me smile. The " I love you" at the end of your videos makes me feel good too. Thank you Fluff (Stevo too since he is the one who makes you look good 😊) for making my day a little better.
Yeah, if someone shoved their keys into my hands like that I'd throw them across the street and tell them to fetch. I have held my car keys out to a tire person who asked if I wanted to drive in or have someone do it for me. I didn't say anything because I'm really awkward and autistic, but I didn't shove them into the guy's hand.
I'm a little more dishonest, I would've just kept the car. If she keeps insisting I take her keys she must want me to have it
I would thank her for giving me her car. She gives the keys not stolen
I would’ve loved to do that too or I’d look at the person i don’t work here. I am also autistic .
@@judyoram999- Problem is she still has the title and it's in her name, so if she calls the cops and reports the car stolen you'll lose your new car and probably be charged with grand theft, depending on if you have any credible eyewitnesses who say that you told her you didn't work there and she gave you the keys anyway. 'Cause I can almost guarantee she'd say you tricked her out of her keys by telling her you did work there just to steal her car.
Actually, having the mechanic drive it in is a good idea. I've worked in service stations, and driving onto the racks can be tricky at times.
Love these stories and how you read them. Look forward to them everyday. Always enjoy when karma gets the Karens.
"You need to respect your betters!"
"Oh, but I _do_ respect my betters! You just aren't one of them. :)"
Why doesn’t anyone say….when threatened with being fired…..oooh please, please. I hate working here!
Damn, that last story. Some people think they can go around slapping people and get away with it blows my mind.
i agree, because if that happened to me, that “lady” would be spitting out her teeth and picking herself up off the floor, because i don’t tolerate stuff like that
The comedian one was one of the best stories ever lmao!
Why is it that Karens think that anyone in a store is an employee destined to serve her hand and foot? It doesn't matter if you don't work there, it doesn't matter if you're not wearing the uniform, it doesn't matter that you DO work there but are off the clock you have to serve her
A Karen's battle cry is "I want to speak to the manager"
A Karen will always try to get something for free or at least at severely reduced cost
Karens, for the most part, but not always, racist,xenophobic, homophobic and every other phobic that you can think of
Another favorite line of the wild Karen, " Do you know who I am/my husband is? "
These are but a few of my expansive list on "How To Spot The Wild Karen" list posted on reddit
sadly because of recent events Karen's can get away with almost anything these days if they mention lawsuit then out of fear management will do whatever it takes to avoid said lawsuits even kissing their wrinkled @$$
@@brothersgt.grauwolff6716 I doubt it
Does “I want a huge discount/everything free” and “I want compensation” appear on that list?
It does indeed
I could post a full list if you want
@@brothersgt.grauwolff6716 Most places have cctv cameras so Karen needs to check it out before she tries to get away with theft or assault.
Never understood why “I don’t work here” isn’t enough for some people to realize the person doesn’t work there
Servers aren't the only ones who get abused by Karens. I worked for a chain pharmacy in the early 2000s. A woman came in to get a prescription filled. My manager was taking care of her. She was saying nasty things. Acting very entitled. She actually made my manager cry! She was awful! And to make a point she was not Caucasian. So Karen's come in all shapes, sizes, and most importantly colors.
10:52 he's a comedian, it's his job to mock people
3500 euro? man, that'll get a beast of a laptop.
I Love How The Comedian In Story 3 Was Able To Work The Misunderstanding Into His Set, HILARIOUS!
Love hearing you while getting through work! Thank you for all you do Fluffy!
How does someone look like a Costco Employee?
To a Karen, the answer is simple: Their standing in Costco breathing. Carts and/or Costco Employee Name Badges are irrelevant and/or optional.
DAMN! I wish I could get some Karen to pay for MY groceries!🤣
You know it’s a good day when Stevo and Fluff are back with another Reddit video
always
When You can do so? ALWAYS PRESS CHARGES!
I always was taught to be kind to everybody unless they’re mean to me, then in that case I would defend myself with words, my example of good faith actually occurred late last night.
I had just woken up at around 11 o’clock pm and was feeling pretty hungry so I got taco Bell from Grubhub and this guy heaven bless him went out of his way to get up from his bed, get in his car and carry out my delivery for me and when he got there I thanked the man profusely and apologized for having him deliver food so late
The Karen demanded service, and she got served, which is absolutely AMAZING
I'm glad I dont bring my labtop out in public, if anything like that happens, I would lose it
Talking about dealing with idiots all day. I used to work retail at Macy's for over a decade. Yeah there were idiotic customers, but what pissed 😡 me off more was the idiotic managers. I knew more about my department then they did, and they still attempted to belittle me and tell me what I should do. Whatever🙄
The bank I worked at hired anyone with a degree to be managers.
Story 3: Absolutely. Savage.
Story 5: The fact that it was Euros makes me think this was an American Karen, and I'm once again horrified by my countrymen...
I would have PAID to see story 3. 😂
Got a Costco commercial
Coincidence, I THINK NOT!!
Waited tables for 20 yrs. When I got rude tables and knew I wasn't getting a tip, I had several methods to completely ruin someone's night. Actually had a group of 5 b!tches tell me "thanks, you've ruined our entire day". I really did TRY to hold back the ear to ear grin.
The self-service Karen reminds me of that proverb, don't interrupt your enemy while they're making a mistake.
Damn I want to encounter a karen like the first story she could gladly rage at me if she paid my groceries
Years ago, I was in a record store and a woman (of course, in her 50s) demanded I go in the back and find a CD she wanted. I told her I didn't work here, and she said I was lying because she'd seen me there before. As a CUSTOMER, probably, I replied and again said I never worked there. She demanded to speak to the manager, to which I said, "knock yourself out. They'll probably find you as silly as I do." She stormed off and found the manager, and I walked up acting like I was still trolling for CDs. The manager said I of course was right that I wasnt an employee. She argued we all were lying because I was dressed in store attire. The manager pointed at me and said, "Did you LOOK at him? He's not dressed anything like the employees, just look at him and then the employees up front." She still wasn't having it and demanded I get fired. He was trying to choke back laugher. She screamed why wasn't he saying anything, and I came over and said, "Because HE cannot tell you what a complete idiot you're being. But as I don't work here, I'm fine with telling you what a waste of space you're being right now," and walked out. I came back a week later and talked to that manager, confirming I didn't get him in trouble. We got a good laugh out of it and he said he loved how I said what he was indeed thinking then
I don’t think I’ve ever said “how dare you” unless I was joking or being overly dramatic. I can’t imagine actually saying it to an employee or waiter/waitress or anything
Do a clip about people lying that they know the owner. I can't help but chuckle when they find out that the owner doesn't know them.
Each Karen in this video: **Slowly puts on clown suit**
It was perfect when the ad I got in the middle of this for Home Goods. The person in the ad is asked a question and replied that she doesn't work there.
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Absolutely LUV'D the comedian's story! Talk about instant karma LMAO ;^D
I still cannot understand why these Karens think someone would lie about not working somewhere. What is their logic?
Most Karen’s aren’t genuinely capable of any more logic than expecting everyone everywhere to wait on them hand and foot.
I come here every day just to hear someone call me wonderful and beautiful. Thanks, Fluff!
Why is it always Walmart or Costco!? Man, they must have odd customers come through every other Monday...
I always wonder why on earth anyone would be nasty to someone who they think is handling their FOOD?!!? Do you know what kitchens and servers do to your food if you are a straight witch?? Umm nope.
Haha many things behind their backs.
Not ALL of them do (though it might be thought of).
@@jacklow9611 I know that one of my ex coworkers have said that workers have spit in food of ( I won’t name here) before and I’m like eww!! Not sanitary!
@@stephsoohall6841: All of anything, when you don't actually *know* all of anything, and then saying, or even implying, that everything/person in a certain group is that way/does something, is painting with an awfully wide brush, and may have accused someone of doing something that they never did. I can't speak for any past coworkers of mine, but I spent over half my working life in kitchens of cafes and restaurants, and there was not a time that I spit into a customer's food, no matter how I felt, and I seriously doubt that any servers I worked with ever did, either. Nor have any of the cooks or servers in other restaurants that I have patronized been known to do that, at least not to me or anyone I dined with, because we are respectful of the employees, and don't act like entitled people.
Anyone who does that is, in my mind, despicable, doing something that is so insulting and possibly harmful to the customer, especially during a global pandemic.
If someone has done something to you, or someone you know personally, I'm sorry, but the best way to avoid that happening is to not be a jerk, and be so frustrating that they do something like that. I don't agree with them doing it, but I understand why they might. If you've ever worked in the service industry, you probably understand also, why it might happen.
Love ya, Fluff and SteveO! I've been watching for a couple of weeks now, and I love it! Your voice, the backgrounds, and the cute sheep mascot are what keeps me coming back. I love when the Karens and Kens of the world get their comeuppance.
The first story so funny. The ,lady being so entitled she pays for the groceries of the person she was complaining about?! She can complain about me anytime lol
9:24 there are few things on this earth then seeing a Karen getting publicly humiliated at a bar by a stand up comedian
Story 3: best one yet and I would love to see it🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm so pissed when I keep hearing people put Trump in their mouth as if he would agree with this crap
Karen wants an apology? That's new and refreshing. How about "I'm so sorry your so stupid"?
That would have been my apology as well.
Gotta love when the comedian ROASTED that Karen!
Should've taken the key and drove off with her car. She can't really report it as stolen. She willingly handed her keys over to someone who clearly wasn't a valet.
Naa. That still might be charged as thieft. Instead, take the keys, toss 'em Into the car, then lock the doors, and walk away....
And for those cars that unlock when you shut the door to prevent you from locking your keys inside (like Honda)? That feature is usually disabled by holding the handle open while you close the door.
@@johncochran8497 IF it's one of those I suggest locking them in the truck after locking the car doors. And, of course, setting the alarm off.
I want to imagine the 1st Karen paid for OP's groceries on purpose. 😆
Nothing is sweeter than getting a Karen to pay for your groceries 😏
The comedian bit is the best story I've ever from here baaahahaha
I'm not sure if I come here for the awesome content, the wonderful delivery or just to be called someones' lovely, beautiful friend :D
The comedian turned waiter for a night had me HOWLING! OH MY GOD! That Karen SURE did that to herself there lawl
Wow that first one! 😂🤣😂🤣 what a trip
As someone who often gets mistaken for an employee, I appreciate these stories.
Never wear a blue shirt in Walmart, red in Target, Costco or Lowes, orange in Home Depot, etc.
At that rate, we'll only be able to wear prints in public, and then a Karen will want us fired for being out of uniform.
I loved the comedian. That Karen had it comming. I'd have done the same thing. Love your stories. Love you and keep safe.
I myself am a Trump Supporter and that
Karen going after that guy at the Costco saying how Trump is gonna deport him is completely unacceptable and I hate that I am in the same political demographic as her
these endings are so interesting and sometimes satisfying
I'm a little hungry right now. All I could think of was the man at the hotel got a free weekend and 3500€ and the Michigan guy didn't even get a free hotdog! But, he did get to see Karen get arrested! Evens it out!
About that story on the comic--shades of Don Rickles to that "karen". 😀
You make me so happy. Thank you so much
I totally love your stories and will continue listening to them. I especially love it when Karen's get their KARMA. I don't understand why some people think they are better than others. It's funny how most victims of Karen's are the most decent and caring people in the world 🌎
Because they're raised like spoiled little princesses-Just think of Angelica Pickles in her 50's!
11:11
Karen: why would i tip a comedian?!
What his comeback should've been: because im a server that was reassigned by you?
This is why I'm really scared to go out in public.
Can't wait for Mr. Fluffington!😊💜
I often ask strangers to help me, but I always use the magical words and smile, so they usually do it even if they don't work there.
"Please" accompanied by a smile, and followed by a heartfelt "Thank you so much" is the only way.
I remember story 4 happening, at least the first bit and the arrest
Never knew about the checkout line incident....
The Karen in the first story was so nice, paying for someone's groceries. 🤣
Just love your stories!
OP:”I’m a comedian”
Me:”Oh this is gonna be a blood bath”
So glad I've never met a bad tempered Karen. I have anger issues, ya see...