I have come to the conclusion that Quagmire was out of juice and just slinked off defeated after that rub in. Seems a little out of character but the Family Guy universe has rather strange and comedic laws...... time for me to stop overthinking.....
Peter would probably react like this Meg: Hey dad, Quagmire showed up and beat up Brian. Peter: Well good for him... wait, what happened? Meg: Brian screwed Quagmire's dad who got a sex change. Peter: NOOO WAY, that's hilarious! I haven't been this surprised since *insert cutaway gag*.
Ida shouldn’t have had to apologize to Quagmire. Nobody should have to apologize for being themselves. And nobody should have to deny who they are just so others will accept them. Your own approval is all the approval you’ll ever need. And if some people can’t accept that, they can go f!$k themselves.
I never noticed before that Brian’s barf puddle, though it’s right in front of him and widens considerably as he continues to hurl, never reaches his feet!!
Quagmire is ticked off about Brian sleeping with Quagmire's father on purpose. So he had no choice, but to beat him up senseless for doing something stupid. That was cool. Brian got what he deserved for being an idiot for sleeping with Quagmire's father at the hotel. That is what caused Quagmire angry. That was funny as heck.
The damage Glenn did with 35 strikes, Brian did in 4 words.
Technically, 5 if you count "Hey"
You counted the strikes? Damn
Definitely
Nah if bro actually counted all that beating and shit 💀
Lmfao facts
Quagmire won the battle, but Brian won the war.
At what cost?
@@spacewizard1860 at the cost of Brian almost dieing 😂
110% he did
@SMF4LIFE he did
@@spacewizard1860 Everything.
When quagmire calls Brian a “son of a bitch”, he’s actually legitimately correct
His stuffed mom?
Yup
Bitch means female dog. Get with the times.
Or MF or better father F****r
Quagmire is a "son of a bitch" too. So hypocritical to call Brian that 😂
Despite not landing a single punch Brian won that fight with 5 words.
4 words
@@jordygrymez7777 5 words.
@@jordygrymez7777 1. Hey.
2. I.
3. *****
4. Your
5. Dad.
He starts with Hey.
too bad u wont hear those actual words cuz the person who uploaded this is scared of words so u cant actually hear them all
@@Emperor_Shao_Kahn the show censored fuck not the person who uploaded
I mean that’s one hell of a comback
Comback of the century
cant really come back from that one
he won against his fight with quagmire without even putting up a fight 💀💀
This is the comback that Harry should've used on Ron when he took Hermione from Harry. And then Harry went after Ron's sister.
You could say, *Ha, gay*
All jokes aside, 4:30 is probably the most use a landline phone has had since the mid 2000’s
I have an android, but I also have a landline. Sound is far superior to any cell phone.
@@easilyscan depends on the phone really, which android you got.
@@Arlen56_a shitty one
Good point!
@@Arlen56_ Landline simply better no matter what because it does not rely on wireless technology
How to win a fight in five words.
Technically it's four words
@@kamarturner5284
1. Hey
2. I
3. Fucked
4. Your
5. Dad
@@someguy4384 oh okay
@@kamarturner5284 meth
Hey isnt a part of it. Sorry.
Why is quagmire mad for Brian doing that when he has tried to be with Louis, Meg and Cleveland’s wife Loretta?
Because he's a hypocrite.
He hates Brian to begin with
@@Kyubii01 yeah he really has it in for him. i don’t blame him tho, brian’s a bitch
@@vallowe1366 Quagmire is basically human brian but worse
@@Kyubii01 he didn’t in the earlier seasons.
Brian vomited for 29 seconds.
DAMN!!!
More specificly 29.21 seconds
Made since if your fucking gagging for 6 seconds. That outburst was lime charging one of Kame Hame Haaa beams from Dragon Ball Z
bro must've had a whole feast beforehand
Sounds like a new record.
Even though Brian got beat up, he beat up quagmire 10x worse in only 4 words “i f**ked your dad” that’s crazy.
That last phrase, classic
I have come to the conclusion that Quagmire was out of juice and just slinked off defeated after that rub in. Seems a little out of character but the Family Guy universe has rather strange and comedic laws...... time for me to stop overthinking.....
Brian: Hey, I f*cked your dad😂
@@mandieh4204wtf goes on in your head bro
It’s the door slam that gets me every time 😂😂😂
Brian won the fight with 5 words.
Considering that Quagmire is in his 60s his dad must be at least 80+
Single most hilarious moment in this shows history
1:27 Brian finds out
3:40 Glenn finds out
Yeah...and Brian was just like Ace Ventura when he finds out Lois Einhorn was formerly Ray Finkle.
Am I the only person who waits for an episode where Brian goes off and tears into Quagmire for all his shit
Fr, i always found quagmire such a hypocrite
"Dude, you're as bad as me but you don't talk about it, that makes you WORSE than me"
@@LNSO2006 did brian say that ?
@@RandomGamer- no Quagmire did.
Easily one of the funniest sequences in the history of television.
One of Fam Guys best episodes.
Is my favorite episode ever
THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS I LEGIT LAUGHED SO HARD, ITS SUCH A NASTY FUNNY COMEBACK.
4:47 The five words that won Brian the war
Brian at 4:03
"I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy. I'm a good boy."
That's the most gangsta shit man can do
Casserole of nonsense is part of my permanent vocabulary
Soooo.... This on disney plus? 😳
Yeaaaaaaahh
I prefer watching the show on hulu
Bruh this cant be on Disney bc if it is I'm fucked I cant watch Disney
@@ツoC-l1m disney is better if it had atleast a little bit of cursing and rated r content like deadpool
You guys pay to watch the show ?
A casserole of nonsense lmfao🤣🤣
Quagmire: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Definition of “you might have won the battle but I won the war”
Seth MacFarlane beat up himself.
lol.
He also fucked himself too.
2:19 😱 AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoa whoa what the hell! What’s wrong with you???😨😨
@@SodaGiant6LU6 I HAD SEX WITH HER!!!
I HAD SEX WITH HER!
@@SodaGiant6LU6I had s*x with her!😱
I HAD SEX WITH HER!
Thanks to that one auto tune I just keep hearing Totos Africa when he starts vomiting.
What’s makes this funnier is that there all voiced by Seth macfarlane
4:50 SAVAGE🔥
lil nas to kaitlin bennett:
doesnt make sense now cuz quagmire automatically assumed the *dog* and didnt think about any other possible brians
Probably said the full name idk
Tell me when family guy was ever supposed to make sense
Only just being able to imagine the look on Quagmire’s face after Brian’s 4 words to him makes this so much better.
I can watch videos in 1080p on my phone now!
Same but it lags for me.
Good for you.
Teacher: You guys are expected to do 5 book reports over summer.
Me: 3:48
First Stewie and then Quagmire (and I think even Peter) dragged the F outta' Brian! 🤣🤣🤣
How has P.E.T.A. not protested this show!? 🤣🤣🤣
Oh...and I F'd your dad_
Brian can't win a fight to save his life lmao
1:36
[Insert Relatable Joke here]
I found this ending kinda creepy.
Could be the way he slammed the door or the censor but I don't know.
he said "fucked"
@@fun1_ch4nnel. uh-DUH
@fun1_ch4nnel. Thanks Captain Obvious
Quagmire anger cracked me up
4:50
2:14 how do you actually vomit that much
Buffet + alcohol + alcoholic friends + pride
And Bile when the stomach is empty
it's family guy💀
3:49 he’s dead
3:51 Brian showering in the bathroom / 2nd Floor
Brian at the end won
They should have played the crying game when Brian was taking a shower. 🤣🤣🤣
Soo... Peter just let Quagmire beat his dog?
Pretty much
I'm sure Peter will come to support Quagmire
@@nguyenhuuthinh7530 I doubt it
That what she said...
Wow it been 6 months and nobody said that just shows how mature i am
Peter would probably react like this
Meg: Hey dad, Quagmire showed up and beat up Brian.
Peter: Well good for him... wait, what happened?
Meg: Brian screwed Quagmire's dad who got a sex change.
Peter: NOOO WAY, that's hilarious! I haven't been this surprised since *insert cutaway gag*.
Ida shouldn’t have had to apologize to Quagmire. Nobody should have to apologize for being themselves. And nobody should have to deny who they are just so others will accept them. Your own approval is all the approval you’ll ever need. And if some people can’t accept that, they can go f!$k themselves.
guess what
I got your father.
This may be the funniest Family Guy episode.
Yes is it
WINNER.......BRIAN👍👍👍
Quagmire is a professional fighter.
Why? Because he can beat up a dog?
What about Meg? She was just asking Brian about his seminar and he just being rude to her.
It's just a running gag that everyone hates meg
Brian deserves this Karma
Happy Father’s Day Quagmire 😂
Take a deep a breath Brian. Its gonna be ok
quagmire just broke in peters house
2:19 Stephen A Smith and guests first take on ESPN
4:44 #deadly
‘Casserole of nonsense’ 😂😂😂
1:15
I really wish this was uncensored on hulu
That's only in UK Version not US Version.
@@leonardpayne8795 no it’s not? I have a us dvd and it’s not censored
I never noticed before that Brian’s barf puddle, though it’s right in front of him and widens considerably as he continues to hurl, never reaches his feet!!
Good for you Brian, good for you.
Damn Straight Brian You Show That Hypocrite!
Glad I have the DVD's. The censorship is annoying
idk i always found tv censorship to add somewhat of a humorous effect
@@doridore1234I have the dvd too
Ace Ventura: Oh my GOD!!!! Ida is a man?!!!!!
Brian did not know it was Glen dad
Look at Stewie face 1:50 😂😂😂
Quagmire is ticked off about Brian sleeping with Quagmire's father on purpose. So he had no choice, but to beat him up senseless for doing something stupid. That was cool. Brian got what he deserved for being an idiot for sleeping with Quagmire's father at the hotel. That is what caused Quagmire angry. That was funny as heck.
How convenient that Peter and Lois's room was the first room Quagmire went into to look for Brian and he found him there
2:19-3:47
Yeah yelling!!!!!!
12., Peppa-Controller-Road
13.,Peppa Controller-
Road
13.,Geroge Park-Road
14.,Geroge Park-Road
14.,Monument
Road
14., Monument Road
15.,Monument
Road
15., Monument Road
14.,Dock Road
14., Dock Road
14.,Jacobroad
14.,NPC a Park
Sophie-Road
14., NPC-a-
Park-Sophie-Road
1:47 I believe he puked for a solid 35 seconds
29
3:48 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brian pukes for 29 seconds from 1:48 to 2:17
Exactly 25 Seconds of Constant Vomiting
Emotional damage!
Me: If You Ever Lay A Hand On Poor Brian I Swear Quagmire I Will Call The Police.
Hardest thing I’ve ever heard.
3:48
4:06
4:13
4:17
4:51
Brian got the fastest GBG I've ever seen😂
this is high quality good
Is it wrong that I found the ending more creepy than funny?
It's probably due to the censor and Brian slamming the door.
I cant think of a single reason why it would be wrong. Other than that yeah the door slam started me ngl
How is it creepy?
The 4 words that wins the fight
this is why quagmire hates brain now because he did this
3:48 When I’d found my mum’s pregnant for 4th time
Damn that's so menace 💀
I still don't understand why quagmire and Brian hate eatchother so much lol
It's Quagmire who hates Brain, really. Brian tried to connect with him one episode, but Quagmire wouldn't have it!
There’s a clip of a speech Quagmire had, he has quite a few good points to not like Brian
th-cam.com/video/tVFp8KTEw-k/w-d-xo.html
That's why
Because Quagmire hates dogs
3:27 quagmire is mess up 4dis gosh got a bonner just because he embrace his trans dad😂
This is the funniest episode ever this is my favorite episode
Happy Father’s Day 2024
Brian won, but at what cost?
4:51 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Alternative Title: The REAL reason Quagmire hates Brian!
4:51 Brian got the last laugh!
where was this energy when dude was beating on his sister 😂 bc damn he really hates brian
Brian’s Iast words were more brutaI than Quagmire’s beating
Nothing you look twice at lolll
I wonder how many split personalities Seth McFarlane had to go through to get these conversations going.
The one time that the bleep ruins the joke lol.
Strange thing about the griffins