Tim Walz and J.D. Vance Agree to Debate, Support for Trump Shrinks Significantly | The Tonight Show

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  • Jimmy addresses the latest news, like Joe Biden and Kamala Harris announcing a historic deal to lower the prices of medications for seniors, J.D. Vance agreeing to debate Tim Walz and Trump's support amongst the white working class shrinking significantly.
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  • @mandybrown7758
    @mandybrown7758 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +341

    Eliquis is the only reason im still on this earth, That medication is impossible to pay for even with insurance its insane expensive Thank you Biden for Obama care and lowering the price of my life saving medication

    • @jakeschmidt336
      @jakeschmidt336 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      Love this. You deserve a place on this earth and to be able to afford the medication to help you do so. Wisdom teeth and appendicitis would have killed me in my youth if it wasn’t for modern medication. Everyone should have a chance at life and it shouldn’t be restricted by a price tag. I’m sure you made sacrifices in your life to pay for those medications in the past and I hope it is easier to convince insurance companies to cover it or for you to pay out of hand for it. ❤

    • @helenpaton4245
      @helenpaton4245 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      In Australia, we have what is called the Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme (PBS). It is Federal Government funded, through our taxes. Most prescription medications are around Aus$31.60 , or $7.70 if you have a concession card. There is an annual "safety net" threshold of Aus$1542.10 beyond which prescription medications are free, this is lower for pension card holders, at $326.40 per annum.

    • @JoshuaDarius-bm7nc
      @JoshuaDarius-bm7nc 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The only reason I'm still on this Earth is to clean up the collapse that happened to my family for decades.
      The petty left have no place speaking of HOPE.
      M.A.G.A. because what else can possibly be trusted at this point after decades of failure.
      Do you really think if someone like Trump would have you any worse off if someone like him addressed the evil and corruption 20 years ago? Or are you just a sheep that proved to my parents how alone the smart, selfless, and responsible people of the world are.
      Your pharma utopia would have been exactly the same, if not better, if Biden had been ousted at any point in the past 42 years that he has been getting paid to lie and manipulate within government, at the expense of children, families, and all taxpayers, and ultimately their futures.

    • @ILOVEDANNYELFMAN
      @ILOVEDANNYELFMAN 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      You take that dangerous medicine? I opted for luvenox as it's safer. I guess I actually look at the side affects and options before taking a medication.

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      ​@@ILOVEDANNYELFMANJfc. You can be nice about it..
      Like "hey, fyi, I took that, but the side effects were terrible, and I wanted you to be aware of them! I'm on X medicine now, and it works much better for me."
      Instead it's "omg!! Awful, stupid stupid stupid!! How stupid side affect."

  • @Tarantulisimo
    @Tarantulisimo 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    LMFAO the Tic Tac bit was GOLDEN

  • @xzcvdfxzc7256
    @xzcvdfxzc7256 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +186

    "This is tic tak, this is tic tak"...more like this is dementia

    • @JoshuaDarius-bm7nc
      @JoshuaDarius-bm7nc 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Said the Byeden supporter who wants the illegal child services welfare state to not only continue but somehow get even worse, because what else have you voted for for decades?
      The left have NO PLACE to speak of HOPE.

    • @brendanmckechnie1007
      @brendanmckechnie1007 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Please don’t mention dementia, you’ve seen Joe Biden… Kamala is crazy enough too

    • @DogsnCakeHooray
      @DogsnCakeHooray 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Yup. So many things he does and says reminds me of my patients with dementia. He’s not in the beginning stages, either. He seems to be rapidly declining.

    • @DJWhylafihya
      @DJWhylafihya 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      dudes literally the sharpest most active person i've ever seen at his age... are these real people or bots?

    • @darkanise
      @darkanise 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@@DJWhylafihya There's no way to take you seriously.

  • @IcewaterOasis
    @IcewaterOasis 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    I could totally see Trump using that same "Tic Tac" bit twenty years ago at a stockholders meeting.

  • @AlienX69
    @AlienX69 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +114

    Xarelto (blood thinner) is expensive depends on the prescribed dosage, insurance coverage, and pharmacy. A 30-day supply of Xarelto cost around $553 in the US. However, prices can vary depending on the pharmacy, and some say that a 30-day supply of 10 mg tablets can cost around $609. I was having to take Warfin (which used to kill mice since 1948) because is was FREE on my Medicare plan. I now get Xarelto for almost nothing thanks to Joe & Kamala.

    • @ILOVEDANNYELFMAN
      @ILOVEDANNYELFMAN 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Luvenox is safer. I had to be ok a blood thinner and I spent days going through side effects and safety.

    • @user-mn4ur2pm1g
      @user-mn4ur2pm1g 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I take Xarelto daily along with 7 other tablets and 2 inhalers. Cost to me, 15Euro every 28 days. If Ireland can do it I'm sure USA can.

    • @clausbader9537
      @clausbader9537 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      How thin you make your blood. I use for years Aspirin 100 for nearly nothing. I'm living in Vietnam.

    • @PunkN_JTM
      @PunkN_JTM 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And you've been paying out the ass thanks to Joe and Kamala doing nothing and pulling up a little political sunts at last minute..
      Who cares you still can't afford to enjoy life due to their fucked up economy so what's the point?
      Not to mention they're going to causel civil War... How the fuck is that helpful? You won't have blood thinners then because you won't be able to walk the streets to get them.. let that sink in...

    • @rebelaqua823
      @rebelaqua823 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      between $6 and max $50 per month in Australia. Mostly around $30.

  • @Tarantulisimo
    @Tarantulisimo 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +52

    "This is Tic-Tac" is freaking classic.....Thanks for the belly laughs DonOLD!!!

  • @PenaltyKillah
    @PenaltyKillah 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    Jimmy and his writers are on fire! First the Stormy Daniels bit, then the Tic-Tacs 🤣 And that was just the first half!

    • @kathleendubois7128
      @kathleendubois7128 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes outstanding today! We are laughing from afar❤🇿🇦

  • @Tarantulisimo
    @Tarantulisimo 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    Good Lordt -- Trump is the gift that just keeps on giving to late-night comedy

  • @imsteamboat9774
    @imsteamboat9774 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +102

    I am a “white working class” male and I’ve never liked trump…

    • @gibransalazar7769
      @gibransalazar7769 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Cuz ur gay

    • @manguy2000
      @manguy2000 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Good for you. You want a hero biscuit?
      Only idiots play identity politics anyways. Stop listening to the media unless your goal is to be as ignorant as possible.

    • @KNR6292
      @KNR6292 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Walz is like the father i wish I had. My dad thinks the only book you ever need is the bible.
      Fox news did to our parents what they said video games would do to us.

    • @Shaw-qh5fj
      @Shaw-qh5fj 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That means nothing!

    • @Afura33
      @Afura33 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Same he is a crazy confused old man.

  • @patmang9099
    @patmang9099 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +300

    I am a life long republican and I am voting for Kamala, end the trump brainwashing, racism, and hate.

    • @mercedesdrake9113
      @mercedesdrake9113 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      👏👏👏

    • @redtowlie9
      @redtowlie9 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@patmang9099 if you were truly a lifelong republican you wouldn’t be saying that. You’re clearly a liberal pretending to be one. Good try though kiddo

    • @nick6990
      @nick6990 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Amen

    • @user-um1ce1qv8e
      @user-um1ce1qv8e 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      youre an idiot

    • @speedracer2please
      @speedracer2please 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      We need more just like you, putting the country before party.

  • @veronicamaine3813
    @veronicamaine3813 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Oh no, Vance is gonna need to use the waterproof eyeliner.

  • @dangroz03
    @dangroz03 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

    2:51 “ THIS IS TIC TAK, THIS IS TIK TAK” 😂😂😂

    • @Strange_Shadow214
      @Strange_Shadow214 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Maybe he thought tiktok 😂😂😂
      He probably thinks China is spying on us with everyone we eat. 😂

    • @DogsnCakeHooray
      @DogsnCakeHooray 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      The paranoia has reached new levels

    • @Tarantulisimo
      @Tarantulisimo 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I can't stop laughing at that sh*t

  • @mbaktari8194
    @mbaktari8194 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    .......THIS TIC TAC...........
    STORMY DANIEL replys......." YOUR TIC TAC IS DEFLATION......."

  • @cactustree505
    @cactustree505 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    Felon even gaslights and lies about Mini Tic Tacs being shrinkflation.

    • @dallaspac4791
      @dallaspac4791 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂😂😂😂 yup

  • @prasanthnaidu9999
    @prasanthnaidu9999 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Trumps shows tic-tacs and says "This is tictac and this is inflation"
    All Republicans - "We are dumb as bricks and we approve this message"

  • @Tarantulisimo
    @Tarantulisimo 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Jimmy doing "This is Tic Tac" has me ROTFLMAO -- and the way he pauses to let the ridiculousness marinate is perfection

  • @jimmyispromo
    @jimmyispromo 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +82

    Vance will get whooped by Wals

    • @TennesseeRockMom
      @TennesseeRockMom 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      ABSOLUTELY! Can't wait.

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Sergeant Major about to eat himself a Corporal

    • @JoshuaDarius-bm7nc
      @JoshuaDarius-bm7nc 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why?
      Only MAGA knows stability and hope, while the obvious leftists earn their contempt from the working class

    • @greenfee100
      @greenfee100 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Indeed he will😊

    • @brendanmckechnie1007
      @brendanmckechnie1007 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Dude learn to spell, also, Walz is the dummy getting whooped

  • @catherinebossy4969
    @catherinebossy4969 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

    HILARIOUS MONOLOGUE 😂🤣😂🤣 GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK JIMMY!

  • @olivergarrick1175
    @olivergarrick1175 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

    Jimmy trump impressions will never get old that Hilarious 😂.

  • @TrangNguyen-kf6zy
    @TrangNguyen-kf6zy 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    Save our democracy 💙💙💙💙💙

    • @bobconrad6714
      @bobconrad6714 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Liberalism is saving democracy? Ok

  • @shafi6324
    @shafi6324 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    Welcome welcome welcome to the tonight show😂 I like Jimmy.
    Harris/Walz 2024 we are not going back!

    • @bobconrad6714
      @bobconrad6714 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You must like high prices

    • @roelin360
      @roelin360 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@bobconrad6714 you must like low wages

  • @PedalSketch
    @PedalSketch 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    Harris 2024! 🇺🇸

    • @JackOnDaRoks93
      @JackOnDaRoks93 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You missed spelled Trump 🇺🇸

    • @TrumpFacts-wl2ik
      @TrumpFacts-wl2ik 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@JackOnDaRoks93 Just please: after they count the votes, please accept the result.

    • @JackOnDaRoks93
      @JackOnDaRoks93 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@TrumpFacts-wl2ik Ditto

  • @hayesab26
    @hayesab26 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Even my ultra conservative republican parents are worried about Trump. He's unhinged.

  • @Tangaroa775
    @Tangaroa775 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    Dump the trump

    • @angryeric2961
      @angryeric2961 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Dump Nazi Ukraine

  • @Eve88888
    @Eve88888 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    Kamala Harris💙💙💙 🇺🇸

    • @jeremylambden2284
      @jeremylambden2284 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Yuck

    • @Barricade379
      @Barricade379 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@jeremylambden2284 Yes yes we know Trump/Vance are disgusting

    • @JoshuaDarius-bm7nc
      @JoshuaDarius-bm7nc 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Leftist woke women are beyond revolting. Greasy slimy monsters.

    • @jeremylambden2284
      @jeremylambden2284 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@Barricade379 team kameltoe,let's go and get some more drag qweens and shit.

    • @Ahluk1
      @Ahluk1 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@jeremylambden2284 awww is this little boys hurt feelings hurt? Sounds like you're just projecting. You'll get through this, don't worry 🤗

  • @mycocoaone
    @mycocoaone 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +112

    I feel sick to my stomach every time Vance speaks. His discust for women is shocking. More shocking his he has a wife that stays with him!

    •  26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      She's Indian.

    • @JoshuaDarius-bm7nc
      @JoshuaDarius-bm7nc 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Women are not that special, but I'm very biased from experience with females in authority, maybe they will find peace and stability someday, but woke people are definitely 'special'.
      I at least hope you wouldn't prefer that he gushes about women being totally virtuous while occasionally hurting, leeching, or violating them.
      Do ya think maybe the pampered, sheltered, bored middle class struggles with fears and priorities just a little bit?

    • @bobconrad6714
      @bobconrad6714 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Mainstream media has a lot of power over the minds of Americans.

    • @maryangellwalsh
      @maryangellwalsh 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes. Vance said “My wife is not white”!!! Indians ARE Caucasian and he’s that stupid?!!

    • @ReadyMindsetGo
      @ReadyMindsetGo 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Indian-American, born in California. Her parents are Indian.

  • @Paminjapan
    @Paminjapan 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    My Eliquis is $20 a frickin pill and I have to take 2 a day. $40 just for a blood thinner? (there are others but I can't take them) and I have other heart related issues too. My meds are $1800 a month. WTF??? I live in medical debt as a senior who had been healthy my whole life till 60 and then I fell apart health wise, financially and I am one step from living in my car. Savings gone. Seriously, something has to give!

    • @msaar1303
      @msaar1303 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Google the price of the package, for example in France, a package of 60 tablets costs around 60 euros. The US, in all its fear of communism, has allowed health care costs to explode. Biden IS on the right track.

    • @krishadyn5211
      @krishadyn5211 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Can you buy the pills from other countries? Much, much cheaper. The lower costs in the US won't be immediate unless the Dems take Congress.

    • @Paminjapan
      @Paminjapan 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@krishadyn5211 I wouldn't know where to start looking outside US, but it's an idea.

  • @muhammadwahyuhidayat21498
    @muhammadwahyuhidayat21498 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +83

    Tim Walz wins for Vice President Debate

    • @redtowlie9
      @redtowlie9 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@muhammadwahyuhidayat21498 the ancient guy with stolen valor?

    • @karendeitrick2655
      @karendeitrick2655 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@redtowlie9Did you go to the fake trump university!?

    • @KerryJ
      @KerryJ 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      @@redtowlie9 No, Donald Trump isn't participating.

    • @redtowlie9
      @redtowlie9 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@KerryJ Donald trump and stolen valor? What are you going on about?

    • @Breena1214
      @Breena1214 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@redtowlie9 because trump dodged the draft with fake bone spurs ! Mic drop!

  • @livnthedream123
    @livnthedream123 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Thank you Jimmy for always being on on Friday night. Love you! Keep up the great job!

  • @sooz9433
    @sooz9433 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    After my second bout of Covid last October I was discharged, got worse 5 days later went back, had developed a blood clot in my lung. I was put on Eliquis while in the Medicare gap and the price w/insurance was over $300 for 1 month. I'm a retired grocery clerk.. no way I could afford it. Thank you President Biden.

    • @KathyDobson
      @KathyDobson 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Please take care of yourself and pay attention to any signs. My daughter passed last year from blood clots. She had Covid a year before for 6 weeks.

    • @krishadyn5211
      @krishadyn5211 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@KathyDobson My father in law lost his feet to blood clots. They tried amputation, but he passed not long after.

  • @Tarantulisimo
    @Tarantulisimo 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I must say that Mr. Trump certainly laid out a heavily detailed, very comprehensive, extremely intensive, & formidable high-level economic plan: "This is Tic Tac....THIS is Tic Tac:"

  • @juniper617
    @juniper617 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +89

    My great uncle Jack made more sense than Donald Trump, when he was 106 years old. He died at 107.

    • @redtowlie9
      @redtowlie9 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@juniper617 trump will save this country and you know it. #trump2024

    • @hkm8375
      @hkm8375 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@redtowlie9 the trumppedofiles

    • @JoshuaDarius-bm7nc
      @JoshuaDarius-bm7nc 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      People who speak as Trump do are the only ones that ever made sense to my family. Everyone else has proven to be enemies first hand.
      I never wanted to be a man of pure conviction, but with what the ignorant have done to my family for decades I now think of little else.
      MAGA and DISSOLVE the crooked institutions and especially the ILLEGAL national child protective services welfare state.
      At least during the years of collapse we skipped middle class and dropped straight to working class, and I remain yet untainted by the weak, petty, sheltered, delusions of the far left.
      My parents had to shut down their presence on the dark web many years ago because they learned too much and wanted to stay free and keep enjoying what's left of human rights. If only human rights wasn't just another lie...

    • @JackOnDaRoks93
      @JackOnDaRoks93 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Wow you made no point

    • @ShawnHartmann-ul2qk
      @ShawnHartmann-ul2qk 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ⁠@@redtowlie9trump can’t even save himself, the only thing he cares about. He won’t “save” the U.S., the thing he hates.

  • @hughjorg4008
    @hughjorg4008 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +45

    At 2:37 Trump doesn't know what inflation is !! 😂 Trump is *mentally chaotic* , and JD Vance is chaotically weird 😵‍💫. America doesn't need these two weird men in the White House.

    • @CornPopAKABadDude
      @CornPopAKABadDude 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      How is he Weird. Seems pretty normal to me.

    • @derklebob8161
      @derklebob8161 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The side with trannies on it calling other people weird is really weird.

  • @mitsumeeshi
    @mitsumeeshi 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I'm so sick of the President Biden jokes.

  • @user-if6jc3lr3y
    @user-if6jc3lr3y 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    Welcome back Jimmy Fallon ❤

  • @JonasPolsky
    @JonasPolsky 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    Trump was trying to explain "shrinkflation" but was calling it inflation. Truly someone that understands economics

    • @dallaspac4791
      @dallaspac4791 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😂 coming from a clown

  • @alicecole7966
    @alicecole7966 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    James! I love you! You are the best person on this show!! What a talent!

  • @TatsuDeMtz19
    @TatsuDeMtz19 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    They got NOTHING on Kamala Harris & Time Walz

    • @elvira2448
      @elvira2448 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Because they've done nothing.

    • @zhurbich
      @zhurbich 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      How come she doesn't want to do any interviews 😮

    • @TatsuDeMtz19
      @TatsuDeMtz19 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@zhurbich first I heard, maybe is because the "Harris/Walz" Duo have their schedule full and are too busy with their packed rallies

    • @krishadyn5211
      @krishadyn5211 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@zhurbich She owes the voters more rallys! The rally in North Carolina was canceled due to hurricane, and they didn't have time to set up security so the filler meeting was invitation only. I deserve to go to a rally more than some journalist deserves to do a boring interview!

  • @phylis3917
    @phylis3917 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    The picture of Vance. ☺️🤭

  • @temporaladvisor3958
    @temporaladvisor3958 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I thought he sounded like his tongue was stung by a bee, but that braces quip was on point. He sounded like someone getting used to wearing braces that hasn't quite figured out what to do with all that pooling saliva. Brought back memories of him saying "the United Schates" a few years ago.

    • @jawitten4
      @jawitten4 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It’s his dentures. He didn’t have them in properly. Or he just didn’t have his bottom plate in. Trust me - unfortunately I know first-hand.

    • @temporaladvisor3958
      @temporaladvisor3958 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@jawitten4 But do you blame ill-fitting dentures on technology like he did?

    • @krishadyn5211
      @krishadyn5211 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@temporaladvisor3958 An engineer said bad compression audio quality can make you sound that way. Elon isn't a real tech guy. Same way Trump doesn't really understand basic economics, I guess. They're billionaire stock bros.

  • @justincastillogayray
    @justincastillogayray 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Not the first time Donald and Tic Tacs were in the news.

  • @felyrivera4222
    @felyrivera4222 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    Please vote blue. 💙

  • @rachface12851
    @rachface12851 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    Joe Biden did quite literally the most patriotic move ever and we should be FOREVER thankful for his service to this country

  • @oldbeatpete
    @oldbeatpete 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

    Final score: Dems 55% GOP 45.

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    We love your show jimmy fallon

  • @quentinbishop9578
    @quentinbishop9578 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Higgins cracked me up when he heard Trump referring to Tic Tacs 😂saying this is inflation. For a dude who has been doing business for a long time, he's forgotten what inflation is. His brain is mushy like pumpkin-spiced ice 🧊 Slurpee. He's gone way off the reservation and practically Fruit Loops

  • @maryannsalinovich2370
    @maryannsalinovich2370 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Great monologue tonight, always glad when you hit Trump

  • @mariadavison6305
    @mariadavison6305 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    They got a couch for JD?

  • @roneeclark1329
    @roneeclark1329 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Thank you for not taking forever to get through the thank you notes!! Much funnier that way 👍

  • @MarcoValdivia-pi1yr
    @MarcoValdivia-pi1yr 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    This is a great video and I love it so much

  • @mztee8107
    @mztee8107 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    Quit the Biden being old jokes, Jimmy. Not funny at all. He's given Dems a shot at the White House. You're sounding like Trump. Also, boring. Stop.

    • @redtowlie9
      @redtowlie9 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@mztee8107 #trump2024 because no democrat delivered on anything they said they would do. And Kamala is afraid of debating and talking to reporters. She just knows how to smoke weed, lock up black people and suck dick lmao

    • @terencespross
      @terencespross 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He definitely wasn't my first pick. Yes, he did defeat Donald. However, It's was not that difficult after Donald fumbled so badly with the handling of the pandemic. And as time passed it became more evident that Joe Biden's cognitive ability was In a very bad state. To where he no longer would be a functional president. It's not his age that's the problem, it's the state of his mind.

    • @jaybird6905
      @jaybird6905 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      we are not lickspittle suckups like the trump drones, and can make fun of our own. oh yeah, and we were right. Kamala is going to polish the floor bronze

    • @aCountryVegan
      @aCountryVegan 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Agreed, the ageist jokes can stop anytime now. Jimmy has obviously been leveling these attacks against Biden for months now.

    • @dallaspac4791
      @dallaspac4791 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Thank you ! Mr Biden is a good man with a great heart

  • @brianmelendy1194
    @brianmelendy1194 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    If there's an attendant at the gas station, it's not an abandoned gas station.

    • @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1
      @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No, not abandoned, but it could be haunted 😮!

  • @Rebel_AF
    @Rebel_AF 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Fallon was on top of it tonight 😂😂😂

  • @LunaryxDiarmait
    @LunaryxDiarmait 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

    Trump for prison 2024!

    • @redtowlie9
      @redtowlie9 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@LunaryxDiarmait Biden first! He’s the corrupt one!

    • @Minji_Hanni_Dani_Haerin_Hyein
      @Minji_Hanni_Dani_Haerin_Hyein 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I hope God forgives you. CNN, ABC, NBC, main stream media are brainwashed you so hard

    • @bobconrad6714
      @bobconrad6714 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Wow for doing nothing wrong.

    • @dallaspac4791
      @dallaspac4791 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yessssss

    • @redtowlie9
      @redtowlie9 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@dallaspac4791 moron

  • @lawrencemills354
    @lawrencemills354 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Dude Fallon, he’s old, we get it. The dude had the class to drop out and reinvigorate the party with Kamala. Give the guy a break.

  • @angelestorres6334
    @angelestorres6334 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    "It's Tic-Tac-onomics" 👐

  • @scurvydog
    @scurvydog 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Walz will have Vance for lunch.

  • @robertolesen2349
    @robertolesen2349 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Tv shows have "jumping the shark" moments, politicians had "sharks or electrocution"... This may have changed to "pulling out the Tic-tac".
    Stormy Daniels would be having a deeper understanding of the latter....
    😂😂😂

  • @DM-fd2ng
    @DM-fd2ng 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The only problem is that Vance isnt smart enough to debate.

  • @valeriemetzler9753
    @valeriemetzler9753 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    If it was abandoned, I'd drive on to the next one. You know, the one that wasn't abandoned.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏😊❤️

    • @manongagnon9704
      @manongagnon9704 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Right back at you!!✌🤲🙏❤

    • @utlaw72
      @utlaw72 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Trollbot.

    • @visariosorino8034
      @visariosorino8034 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@manongagnon9704 🙏🙌😊❤️👍

    • @tareewoods2434
      @tareewoods2434 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@utlaw72Rude.

    • @JoshuaDarius-bm7nc
      @JoshuaDarius-bm7nc 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Great that sounds super personalized and a brilliant use of your time because lots of people who actually would care to see it. Thank you it completely changes the fact that in British Columbia I have spent decades surrounded by monsters and idiots, both in and outside of government that make America look like Sweden.
      Ya might wanna think of rephrasing that, if you have compunction about the fact that the people who need that sentiment hot air are the same people who struggle to have hope for their country, and that in spite of the government and the greedy malignant people around them, that it is still not too late to have a life worth living or for their families.

  • @taylorkeane2295
    @taylorkeane2295 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Sylvester trump carried that. 'Techno' lisp to north Carolina YESTERDAY

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks for your insight and wisdomonce again my friend!

  • @keisha2120
    @keisha2120 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    woahhh Jimmy this monologue is very tight and precise. it's great, is it new writers?

  • @Mamajoanie123
    @Mamajoanie123 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +282

    Kamala 2024! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @redtowlie9
      @redtowlie9 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      @@Mamajoanie123 you know she was in office for 4 years and did literally nothing she promised? Why vote for her? Because Orange man bad?

    • @PHOENIX93993
      @PHOENIX93993 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Go girl❤❤

    • @tareewoods2434
      @tareewoods2434 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      ​@redtowlie9 Well, yeah, orange man REALLY bad. But VP's seldom do much. Besides almost being a live sacrifice to tRump on Jan. 6, what did Mike Pence do that was all that memorable?

    • @jakeschmidt336
      @jakeschmidt336 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@redtowlie9she did absolutely nothing? Yeah you’ve already lost anyone you’re trying to convince my friend. Go actually research what the Biden administration has accomplished and then come back and rejoin this conversation.

    • @redtowlie9
      @redtowlie9 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@PHOENIX93993 Kamala for jail 2024!!

  • @ivo4357
    @ivo4357 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    so in an 'abandoned gas station' there is a person shouting "can I help you"? Is it really abandoned then? 😉😁

    • @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1
      @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No, not abandoned, but maybe...haunted 😮!

  • @Tony-jm3pd
    @Tony-jm3pd 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    That tic-tax bit is golden. 😂

  • @bcb7443
    @bcb7443 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I’ve seen tRump speak at rallies 9 years ago and rallies last week…dementia has definitely set in!!

  • @marcpanaye3785
    @marcpanaye3785 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    What made the French pole vaulter leave the competition compared to what Don "the felon" Trump showed Stormy...... now that is inflation......

  • @msaar1303
    @msaar1303 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The same TicTacs he mentioned in Hollywood tapes? 😂😂😂

  • @BATgirl57
    @BATgirl57 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Fallon’s writers are so good! And Jimmy delivers like no one else🎉😂😊

  • @skynug
    @skynug 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Trump's tiny hands make those Tic Tac's look huge!

  • @lindanaimo9873
    @lindanaimo9873 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Biden is a great president ❤

  • @shakthidhasan4544
    @shakthidhasan4544 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    He does not know what inflation is😂

  • @nobodynoonenowhere5609
    @nobodynoonenowhere5609 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    That's below the belt!😂😂

  • @xfeatherlight
    @xfeatherlight 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Got me with the "Whittle a Shiv" hahah

  • @mytexasdays1526
    @mytexasdays1526 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Oh God. Tic-tac. We can't have that loony as president. Help us.

  • @user-qc7nb2qf9d
    @user-qc7nb2qf9d 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    It's tic - tac..and that's inflation..???

  • @bigfootindeal1525
    @bigfootindeal1525 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    For all the Stephen King fans out there....Doesn't Trump remind you of Greg Stillson? What a total nut job, huh?

  • @TheSocratease
    @TheSocratease 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Biden works harder than Jimmy Fallon. Seriously.

  • @Jonathan-ut3zh
    @Jonathan-ut3zh 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Awesome

  • @beggarsmagik
    @beggarsmagik 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I find you making fun of Biden age insulting.
    Just stop it.
    You are getting old yourself Jimmy

  • @timbuckley6882
    @timbuckley6882 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Enough age bashing. You’d never single out any other group and make fun of them based on a characteristic like race or gender. Nor should you. It’s just as wrong to negatively stereotype due to age. The monologue is becoming unwatchable.

  • @satann9743
    @satann9743 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This is tic tac .....this is tic tac -----INFLATION !! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

  • @user-yt6le1hx1e
    @user-yt6le1hx1e 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hmm! This IS serious! A tic tac attack. ACK Ack ugh.

  • @TheAntSierra
    @TheAntSierra 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The Tonightmares features a simulation of Jay Leno taking the show from Jimmy lol

  • @jahnemann
    @jahnemann 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I appreciate the lower key Jimmy here.

  • @cindifitzgerald6948
    @cindifitzgerald6948 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I do wish you would let go of Biden's pigtails. I mean, come on!

  • @marykater.7169
    @marykater.7169 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    You're still picking on Biden?

    • @mztee8107
      @mztee8107 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Getting boring, Jimmy.

    • @jakeschmidt336
      @jakeschmidt336 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He picks on Biden like a good friend. He knows Biden has more than just thick skin and he’s doing it to “even” the playing field. That’s why he is laughing. It is a cause of laughing at a joke with a friend whereas with Trump he is laughing specifically at him.

    • @paintedpony2935
      @paintedpony2935 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Biden IS president. You're a lot more irrelevant than Biden.

    • @JoshuaDarius-bm7nc
      @JoshuaDarius-bm7nc 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why do people want 42 MORE years of LIEden and now bad KARMA-LA.
      I'm genuinely looking for a good reason, also a good reason why the upper middle seems to use 'middle class' and 'working class' interchangeably.
      On behalf of the working class, we are extremely extremely extremely unimpressed.

    • @jakeschmidt336
      @jakeschmidt336 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@JoshuaDarius-bm7nc if your working class than you’re the type of working class that doesn’t take the time of day to research both political sides. The fact you said what you did shows where you get ALL of your information from. Go out and research and pay attention.

  • @wandilengcobeni1427
    @wandilengcobeni1427 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Trumpet 🎺 Trump ❤ Jesus Christ is coming soon. Are you ready

  • @estherencarnacion4527
    @estherencarnacion4527 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Kamala Harris and Tim Walz 2024🎉🎉🎉💚💚💚💙💙💙💯

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The moment both VP nominees heard the news 00:53

  • @billybillz4443
    @billybillz4443 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Kamala>

  • @paulkane7771
    @paulkane7771 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Maybe to demonstrate inflation, Trump should show a normal sized hand, and then hold up his own, tiny hand as an example of the shrinkage of value due to inflation.

  • @antipop885
    @antipop885 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    October 1st is going to be amazing!!

  • @TrangNguyen-kf6zy
    @TrangNguyen-kf6zy 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Vote 💙💙💙💙💙

  • @whiporwilllooms9075
    @whiporwilllooms9075 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Jimmy Fallon and his writer’s are way better than I thought. This shit is actually funny, You can tell because the audience is actually laughing and I at home and laughing. So many of the these other late night talk shows host’s audience laughing you can tell is forced.

  • @Lepidopterous.
    @Lepidopterous. 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    4:00 underrated joke 😂😂

  • @SY-mn6qb
    @SY-mn6qb 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Instead of podiums they should both get a couch

  • @posthocprior
    @posthocprior 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The Olympics highlighted an important difference between two words that look like they’re similar but have very different meanings. Famous: the French pole vaulter. Infamous: the Australian break dancer.