Why You Should Play Warhammer (And How!)

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  • @cosmonautvarietyhour
    @cosmonautvarietyhour  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1593

    Links should work now! Go check out everyone mentioned in the video!!

    • @scrungus9855
      @scrungus9855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      didnt expect a warhammer video

    • @makhiwatson6187
      @makhiwatson6187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey

    • @dylanbrown2459
      @dylanbrown2459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can I eat now?

    • @UrAwsome55
      @UrAwsome55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What if I don't have the space to keep all the stuff required for Warhammer? I have a tiny apartment

    • @funnysonicman
      @funnysonicman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The Cosmonaut Variety Hour Can’t wait for the new Why It Sucks video and 1 mil!

  • @MidwinterMinis
    @MidwinterMinis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    Glad you found my videos useful! :)

    • @ReverendMeat51
      @ReverendMeat51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Your How to Play video is the best one on youtube, y'all should do another one for 9th

    • @njmski1
      @njmski1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ReverendMeat51 Seriously though, this video captivates what it really is to be a warhammer enthusiast. Thank you for that.

  • @MySqueezingArm
    @MySqueezingArm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    Something to keep in mind too: People leaving the hobby sell whole armies on ebay/craigslist all the time. Usually fully painted and ready to go for a fraction of the price.

    • @sergiomoney101
      @sergiomoney101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Do you know why some might leave the hobby?

    • @sentrysapper45
      @sentrysapper45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@sergiomoney101 It could be for any number of reasons: no longer having the free time to play or the or social network to play with, dissatisfaction with changes to the game (such as severe nerfs to one's favorite army), changes in one's health/financial situation, becoming interested in a different hobby, simple decluttering, etc.

    • @mastermind8125
      @mastermind8125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@sergiomoney101the most common reason is guys not having sex with their wifes anymore.

    • @13strong
      @13strong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sergiomoney101 Because it's overpriced nonsense.

    • @simonrief1013
      @simonrief1013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sentrysapper45 good summery

  • @Tenchinu
    @Tenchinu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2875

    Cosmonaut: “So first... you just order some basic kit.”
    Me: “Aha...”
    Cosmonaut: “You easily paint them. No biggy.”
    Me: “Yeah. Ok...”
    Cosmonaut: “Choose the cheap option to start. Dont break you wallet.”
    Me: “Got’ ya.”
    Cosmonaut: “And then... you just grab a couple of friends and-“
    Game Workshop Refund Line: “Hi. How can we assist you today?”

    • @sjthunderwarrior962
      @sjthunderwarrior962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      On the upside as long as things aren't opened GW has a pretty easy return_/ refund policy.

    • @dt4236
      @dt4236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMAOOOO

    • @regisnex1000
      @regisnex1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      im whit you on that i alway wanted to play this game the problem im from mexico and this stuff is pretty difficult in my region sooo waching this hurt so much but love the video T_T

    • @theUSpopulation
      @theUSpopulation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Everyone in the comments is saying they have no one to play with but no one is asking each other if they want to play together. I guess I will break the ice and say:
      Hey stranger, want to play together? Probably on Table top sim?

    • @ballpython3310
      @ballpython3310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Usually the people at the store are friendly and willing to play with new people, at least when i was playing a few years ago (gonna try and get back into it), however you will always run into someone who just likes to stomp. It wasn't mentioned much in this video but there can sometimes be things that are just broken. Last year the two biggest were eldar of aloitic, which had impossible to hit flyers and iron hands space marines, literally unkillable. You take a dreadnaut put it at the front so everything shoots at it. Then put a squad with feel no pain and an apothecary behind it. Basically the dread can transfer its wounds, if they made it past the armor, to the squad which can then apply feel no pain and they can get back up thanks to the medic. They try to balance the game but there is always a cheese. Like space marine chapter master Smashf***er, which you can find on that 1d4chan site.

  • @dekumutant
    @dekumutant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1815

    me playing warhammer for 16 years: Ah yes help justify my poor financial choices

    • @feliks08
      @feliks08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same but mine is gunpla

    • @LalienX
      @LalienX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Pika Nett well that one just hurt me to my core

    • @forspartaaa2348
      @forspartaaa2348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1:32 what are those two fighting over

    • @Verza488
      @Verza488 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@feliks08 yeah but you can buy 3 Gundams than 1 infantry squad

    • @worlds3061
      @worlds3061 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment still has 666 likes for 8 months now

  • @dubssalamander
    @dubssalamander 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    Had no idea you had to build and paint them, that’s literally the exact hobby I’m looking for

    • @TheK1ngFiasco
      @TheK1ngFiasco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The hobby is dope because he's not kidding when he says many people just pick parts they like and that's all they do. I don't even know the basic rules of the game but I love assembling and painting them and I think the lore is awesome. Other people love building the army on paper (what units, abilities, etc) and couldn't care less about the lore and do the bare minimum painting. It's a very versatile hobby which is great.

    • @philurbaniak1811
      @philurbaniak1811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TheK1ngFiasco you're so right, I spent most of my teens thinking I was a total moron because I thought modeling was better than gaming and I still have theoretical armies written up for each version of the rules I used 🤷🏼‍♀️ Please everybody just do what makes you happy! ❤️👍

    • @ThomasJarvis117
      @ThomasJarvis117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s all I do lol. I find playing really boring but making and painting them, that’s the good stuff

    • @alejandrorivas4585
      @alejandrorivas4585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ckeck out some hobby channels for more info. Guys like miniac, goobertown hobbies, squidmar miniatures, and definitely 100% eventually watch some duncan rhodes tutorials. He used to work at GW (the warhammer peeps) as their painting guy, and now runs his own paint tutorial channel. Welcome aboard new friend

    • @jackbaylessFX
      @jackbaylessFX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Get ready to spend all your life’s savings

  • @GoobertownHobbies
    @GoobertownHobbies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Welcome to the hobby! And thanks for the shout out :-)

    • @BlackSquadPro
      @BlackSquadPro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So glad he gave you a shoutout, love your stuff! Always sit down and paint whenever you publish a new vid :D

    • @iamcuthulu316
      @iamcuthulu316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You really are warhammer Bob ross

  • @lynararosewater923
    @lynararosewater923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1530

    The actual hardest part: finding friends who are willing to try a new hobby and play with you.
    Must be nice...

    • @SuperDuperHappyTime
      @SuperDuperHappyTime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Lynnara Rosewater Truth. I didn’t get to play Fantasy/AoS for years until they opened a Warhammer store (as opposed to just the FLGS). Then I had plenty to play with.
      Then they let me know I needed a shower.

    • @frank311
      @frank311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@SuperDuperHappyTime hygiene do be important

    • @natemanning924
      @natemanning924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The actual hardest part: finding friends.

    • @vocalist92
      @vocalist92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      If it helps, I find starting a hobby is the best way to make new friends in general. Doesn't need to be a vicious cycle, we're all humans

    • @mikeoxlong567
      @mikeoxlong567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah i bought the starter kit for D&D to try with my friends and my wife. They thought it was over whelming and my wife called me a nerd

  • @Oddball_E8
    @Oddball_E8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1028

    "anyone can get into this hobby as long as you have the right resources..."
    money... you mean money...

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      And friends...

    • @okumabear
      @okumabear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Use paper cutouts to see if you even like the game first. No reason why you can't.

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@okumabear I mean if I'm gonna start painting models it will be for the sake of painting the models, not the ttg, at least that's me.

    • @faznanbadri6854
      @faznanbadri6854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      or a 3D printers and it dont have to be yours.

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@faznanbadri6854 Even with a 3D printer, the material required for printing can be pretty expensive.

  • @Jazza
    @Jazza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2716

    I loved your content before. Now I'm just blown away by how many of the same things we like lol. And your models look sick!!

    • @peterwolfe6391
      @peterwolfe6391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      When you see the guy you watch for art stuff in the comments of the guy you watch for D&D stuff and movie reviews

    • @birb125
      @birb125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      This comment section is the Ultimate Crossovers

    • @ringwormboy1575
      @ringwormboy1575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      your the cool

    • @drbluejay858
      @drbluejay858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wow I didn’t know you watch him

    • @canmart6102
      @canmart6102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao

  • @SquidmarMiniatures
    @SquidmarMiniatures 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    I'm on the cosmonaut variety hour!!! 😍😍😍

    • @mattfritton4337
      @mattfritton4337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You finally made it! btw tips on black templar my dude PLEASE

    • @JBarredo3
      @JBarredo3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😎

    • @corbiecrow9738
      @corbiecrow9738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ohh hey what are you doing here?

    • @waxiboi331
      @waxiboi331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Congrats

    • @Chazz11480
      @Chazz11480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your videos are great and super informative! The video on painting highlights based on the way light reacts to certain shapes helped my minis look so much better. Keep em up!

  • @Miniac
    @Miniac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1493

    This video has been in my recommend for a few days now and I finally decided to watch it and was taken aback to see the shirt! Thanks for the support and shoutout and big thanks for showing other people how to get into this hobby!

    • @The_Ajna
      @The_Ajna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Glad to see the mini community coming to support cosmonaut

    • @-Diop-
      @-Diop- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The legends of the paint eater have extended beyond his realm

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It doesn't tell me where I need to take out the loan to afford the competetive army though.

  • @tjfryer2897
    @tjfryer2897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    “Would you rather finance your child’s college education OR pass down thousands of hoarded plastic miniatures they‘re stuck with getting rid of after you die?”
    Sold. I’m in. 40K or Sigmar? Why not both?

    • @ninaa4192
      @ninaa4192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Straight facts lol

    • @codyd7841
      @codyd7841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'll just have to ditch the kids

    • @justinjanicki6561
      @justinjanicki6561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t forget Blood Bowl, those teams and models are cool

    • @notreallydavid
      @notreallydavid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@codyd7841 Nah, just kitbash and paint them.

    • @troll1troll240
      @troll1troll240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine having kids

  • @scarecrow2097
    @scarecrow2097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    his wallet shall be for ever remembered, as the Emperor's finest.

    • @shadowxps
      @shadowxps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Initiating debt protocol 23

    • @scarecrow2097
      @scarecrow2097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shadowxps the scalpers wish to scum brothers! Return the made to order in kind!

    • @tibbevanhaecke8847
      @tibbevanhaecke8847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @nicolasriveros943
      @nicolasriveros943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Even in Debt, he still Serves

    • @tibbevanhaecke8847
      @tibbevanhaecke8847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nicolasriveros943 only in debt does duty end

  • @patatequiroule
    @patatequiroule 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Jeweler's tip for people with shaky hands :
    1) Have both your hands resting on something as you work.
    2) Have a contact point between your hands, directly or by both being in contact with the piece you're working on. It can be as small as the tip of a finger, but it will make a big difference.

    • @velvetevyn9890
      @velvetevyn9890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good advice

    • @manthedan4828
      @manthedan4828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank you so much, as someone with shaky hands, this advice is greatly appreciated.

    • @masterjames2627
      @masterjames2627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gracias

    • @pepebabushki9376
      @pepebabushki9376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tsym! I'll have to try it out later, usually I'd have to paint in batches, with breaks in between. Very annoying when painting freehand symbols 😅

    • @ericswearingenmusic9967
      @ericswearingenmusic9967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Basically, Do the “Donald Trump” and push the bottom of your palms together and spread your hands haha

  • @jeremy1392
    @jeremy1392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Tip for anyone getting into the hobby: don't buy games workshop's paints, brushes, sprue cutters, ect. GW tools can be twice the price of the exact same or better product elsewhere. Personally, I use Vallejo paints, and you can find paints from other companies which match the color of GW paints, but are cheaper. Also, in my experience, GW paints dry out in the bottle faster.

    • @JohnathanJWells
      @JohnathanJWells 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Some of their contrast paints are pretty good, and their washes are great, but absolutely, most of their paints are not even worth it.

    • @jeremy1392
      @jeremy1392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JohnathanJWells Very true! GW washes are fantastic in particular.

    • @petrinafilip96
      @petrinafilip96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Contrast paints are a pretty unique product and washes are good. Their terrain paints are mostly a big no (maybe that martian earth stuff), because Vallejo has great terrain material (resin paste with different sized particles) thats much cheaper. I personally use Ammo Mig brushes since my FLGS stocks them and they are like 2-3 bucks for a pretty decent and long lasting brushes. And other types of paints aint that bad, its much easier to follow official guides when names of paints match. Even though I'd mostly recommend focusing on their layer paints, since you can use them both as base and layer (works even better as base paint if you do stuff like zenithal priming), while base paints are way too thick to be used as layering/edge highlighting paints in my experience. Just my 2 cents.

    • @georgesykes181
      @georgesykes181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like the paints but the brush prices are stupid.

    • @pepebabushki9376
      @pepebabushki9376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paints are fine, everything else sucks.

  • @Fielder69420
    @Fielder69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    2 years later, and this video got me back into the hobby after a 13 year hiatus. This led me into getting really into miniature painting in general, which has become a serious passion of mine. It's helped me gain a way to express myself artistically and has been a large help to my mental health. I also met some amazing people through the hobby! So thank you so much for this video!

  • @sherlockholmes4005
    @sherlockholmes4005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    When i was like 12 my friends and i walked past a games workshop and because we were assholes, we went in thinking it'd be funny to laugh at the nerds. They guy who owned the shop was super nice, knew we'd never seen this shit before and he had a a selection of like, random miniatures for people to paint. We all painted one and had a tonne of fun. We each biugt a £5 box of little dudes. Painted them at home and went back every weekend for like a month. A couple of us kept going and got super into it. My mum and sister went on holiday and instead of that, my dad and me bought a bunch if stuff like third pyramid rocket ship and a tank andna bunch of dudes. We painted them over a weekend and used a big slab of wood, some green pain, and some newspapaper to make a hilly battle field. And i had a lot of fun. I played a couple battles at the shop. Stopped playing it after a while idk why. But, when i say i have 0 artistic tallent, i mean i can barely draw a passable stick man,. I had loads of fun and this video kinda made me wanna buy some figures and paint them with my fiance for fun

    • @lapaba1236
      @lapaba1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sherlock Holmes That sounds awesome! I hope you have fun.

    • @vocalist92
      @vocalist92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was quite a wholesome story honestly lol

    • @Xxgxxaxx
      @Xxgxxaxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      doit

  • @sammiboibenton
    @sammiboibenton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Me: yeah I like like warhammer. I've read like 6 books and know most of the lore. I saw astartes and I've played some of the video games.
    Also me: the fck you mean it's a table top game with miniatures?

    • @_Cato_
      @_Cato_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ...how do you manage to not know that while being so into the lore, lol

    • @birb125
      @birb125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@_Cato_ that happens more than you think

    • @_Cato_
      @_Cato_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Naithan Wiley
      I guess. I know for me when I get into something I type it into google and see “Warhammer is a tabletop miniature peepee poopoo” :P

    • @muzmi1234
      @muzmi1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@_Cato_ It's because of the game for me, Dawn of War series really got me into the lore

    • @birb125
      @birb125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@_Cato_ ha you said *peepee poopoo*

  • @FilipeAguiarCarvalho
    @FilipeAguiarCarvalho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Dude... It's impressive how many of the content creators I follow started to play Warhammer in the pandemic.
    Edit: and then you show all the content creators that I follow. Nice.

    • @InquisitorKryptman
      @InquisitorKryptman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I started watching @friendlyjordies because of Warhammer, stayed for the politics. You're not wrong though, content creators are popping up all over the place. Even Henry Cavill is painting Custodes!

    • @chartheredcometaznable2345
      @chartheredcometaznable2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@InquisitorKryptman a Chad painting the Chad's of warhammer 40k. GLORIOUS

  • @sskywalker6086
    @sskywalker6086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Just an FYI for you star wars nerds, theres a version of this with star wars models called Star Wars Leigon. I love it, and its got that star wars feel, with this custom model and gameplay from Warhammer.

    • @quibbles3234
      @quibbles3234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      There is also a version by games workshop for lord of the rings, but some of the models don’t look great, especially with the faces

    • @iwantgoals1566
      @iwantgoals1566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There’s also GoT table top called ASOIF I think.

    • @antknees5597
      @antknees5597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and one for marvel

    • @scorponok1997
      @scorponok1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Got into star wars legions recently, such a fun painting/playing experience! Makes me want to get into warhammer 😭

    • @EnclaveSgt
      @EnclaveSgt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@scorponok1997 You should have a go! It's pretty cool man

  • @broadstrokespro
    @broadstrokespro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    These are the most fun videos you make.

  • @narcspector
    @narcspector 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Pros: "You can play as David Bowie in Labyrinth" - literally from the wiki he showed - *TAKE MY MONEY* 🤣

    • @bainbonic
      @bainbonic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That would be the Gloomspite Gitz, an Age of Sigmar faction of insane lunatic goblins who use hallucinogenic mushrooms to fuel their magic and who live underground and emerge from their caves when the Bad Moon, a strange seemingly-alive moon, rises into the night sky. Here's the little animatic trailer Games Workshop released for them: th-cam.com/video/UJhyEHSh9DU/w-d-xo.html

  • @LadyBravefalcon
    @LadyBravefalcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Hi, just wanted to pop in with a basing tip! There is a product known as Play Dirt. It's like kinetic sand, but colored to look like regular dirt. I found some at a dollar store and absolutely swear by it. Mix in a little gravel or sand for some easy dimension, spread it over the glue, brush off the excess, add a pebble or bush or something, and BOOM, perfect bases every time.

    • @longle88
      @longle88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is brilliant , def have to try it, how’s the durability of it

    • @LadyBravefalcon
      @LadyBravefalcon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@longle88 Fantastically durable with a top coat (I just use diluted glue). Never had any chipping or flaking!

  • @epicwaba6424
    @epicwaba6424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    This got me into 40k. I now own 6 armies and have painted 1.5 of them. Cosmo, you have doomed me.

    • @_-_sinexus_-_
      @_-_sinexus_-_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      paint 4.5 armies? god damn you have some work ahead of you haha

    • @ReddCrystal
      @ReddCrystal ปีที่แล้ว +8

      6 armies (two well over 1k points already) and one model painted here. It's quite the situation.

    • @_-_sinexus_-_
      @_-_sinexus_-_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ReddCrystal you love to see it

    • @epicwaba6424
      @epicwaba6424 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@_-_sinexus_-_ Thankfully those aren’t 2k each, I have 3.5k points total… but yes, I still do have a lot of work. And I haven’t finished any new minis since I posted this comment

    • @epicwaba6424
      @epicwaba6424 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ReddCrystal Good luck 🙏 My advice is don’t do too much batch painting, limit yourself to maybe 5 models of the same type at a time. It’ll make it a little less efficient but you’ll enjoy it so much more

  • @snipeyboi5934
    @snipeyboi5934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I prefer to drink my nuln oil while painting, but that’s just me.

    • @benunenun
      @benunenun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A Screaming Corn Cob i’m more of a coelia greenshade my self. I prefere the more fruity flavour. i get it though. Nuln oil is pretty good.

    • @ballpython3310
      @ballpython3310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I chew on my old lead models.

    • @SuperCosmicSpaceMagnet
      @SuperCosmicSpaceMagnet 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just like to smear it over my forearms as a lotion. At least that's my excuse for why I keep spilling it.

    • @ivansapina1599
      @ivansapina1599 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I prefer a more macragge blue it feels more smooth when drank.

  • @scennougdh
    @scennougdh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    “And when I say I’m into everything, I mean everything”
    Is that so 😏

  • @Achilles.3D
    @Achilles.3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "When I say I'm into everything, I mean, EVERYTHING"
    Things you can say on your TH-cam channel and your lover.

    • @milos1967
      @milos1967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      on your youtube channel and on your lover.

    • @Achilles.3D
      @Achilles.3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@milos1967 Yes. Takes time to perfect but I believe in you man.

  • @goatpuncherhc4453
    @goatpuncherhc4453 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Space marines 2 sent me down a rabbit hole and got me to buy a starter pack and start painting. Pretty excited for Amazon to drop it off. Thank you for all the info in this!

    • @scubafire4
      @scubafire4 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same lmao

  • @docterfantazmo
    @docterfantazmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    "We call this cheat juice."
    100% pure nuln, from sustainable sources.

  • @melaniefelanie6423
    @melaniefelanie6423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    As someone that's currently trying to get into warhammer I appreciate this video

    • @_Cato_
      @_Cato_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Look into Lutein09’s lore videos. They’re the best!

    • @Legacy2530
      @Legacy2530 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't you poor soul!!!! You'll be poor!!!!

    • @mrbigglezworth42
      @mrbigglezworth42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you're trying to get into the tabletop game, start small and go from there and understand it's only as expensive as you're willing to put in.

    • @melaniefelanie6423
      @melaniefelanie6423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@_Cato_ A couple months back a friend roped me into a black crusade campaign and learning the lore has been a trip.

    • @melaniefelanie6423
      @melaniefelanie6423 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrbigglezworth42 I'm mainly interested in the mini painting aspect of the hobby and I'm a slow painter so my wallet shouldn't hurt
      That much

  • @Triforcefilms
    @Triforcefilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I'd also recommend "Necromunda" to any strategy game noobs. Its a far more approachable squad based version of 40k. You get the whole army for $50 and you're ready to go.

  • @Meuduso1
    @Meuduso1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Bro the moment the Mechanicus OST started playing in the background I recognized it and I think that speaks for the soundtrack seeing as quiet it is

  • @jamieshoemaker9986
    @jamieshoemaker9986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    “Used to have some insane shit” *shows picture of a horse*

    • @robespierre2837
      @robespierre2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Go flyers

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mordian Iron Guard are Napoleonic troops in a freakin sci-fi setting, that's kind of insane.

    • @Jormyyy
      @Jormyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      A regular ass horse in 40k is as weird as a regular bear in Avatar the last Airbender

    • @tristanholderness4223
      @tristanholderness4223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@R3GARnator There's also the ww1 German-style Death Korps of Krieg, the Laurence of Arabia-style Tallarn Desert Raiders, vaguely mongol inspired Attilan Rough Riders, Zulu-era British-style Praetorian Guard, Rambo-esque Catachan Jungle Fighters, Red Army-inspired Valhallan Ice Warriors, and numerous others. GW never saw a military they couldn't turn into an Imperial Guard regiment

    • @ballpython3310
      @ballpython3310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      im surprised they didn't mention 40k theories which has a great serious called xenobiology? i think which goes over the fauna of 40k.

  • @smilemore7431
    @smilemore7431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    40k: grim dark space marines fighting for the preservation of mankind.
    Me: Meh.
    40k: Cockney ork boiz going DAKADAKADAKADAKA
    Me: WAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

    • @ballpython3310
      @ballpython3310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/whxcq4I0kAo/w-d-xo.html < da ork song

    • @okumabear
      @okumabear 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      40k: a buncha regular ass dudes who fight because their commissar will literally shoot them in the head of they don't?
      Me: oh yeah... That's the good stuff.

    • @thebohemian814
      @thebohemian814 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@okumabear The Commissar is a morale officer and Doles out punishments. They keep an army together, and shoot Runners. Although the BLAM meme is petty funny

  • @samus17
    @samus17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    "Don't be scared of painting your minis!"
    Does Markus know the secret?
    [immediately busts out the bottle of liquid skill]
    Good man Cosmo, good man.

    • @Aldoz
      @Aldoz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How much suffering 13 year old me could have avoided if he knew He could just pour liquid skill on his miniatures in stead of painting them all black by hand.

    • @samus17
      @samus17 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aldoz I lucked out as a kid since I played Steel Legion, so all of them looking dusty with not a lot of dark cracks and crevices worked for my teen brain.
      But oh how I wish I knew about liquid skill.

  • @jedisalamander2457
    @jedisalamander2457 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Well I just picked up my first model, a Tau piranha to practice painting on before I get a tau combat patrol set!

    • @wolverine9049
      @wolverine9049 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tau are cool really are but there's a high chance your gonna get steamrolled a lot. But do what u think is cool, always start with what looks cool.

    • @petroopa1667
      @petroopa1667 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Tau piranha was also my first model. I absolutely wrecked that thing but my painting skills quickly improved overtime with the help of tutorials haha

    • @garthalmunemuralias9101
      @garthalmunemuralias9101 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wolverine9049 don’t bash the ducking tau lmao for the greater good

  • @theecamopanda
    @theecamopanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I love how you can even add to the lore of the universe with your own units, I have a custom chapter of space marines who found a version of blade runner on VHS, thinking it was a warning from the past, now go on a great crusade against Necrons as the "replicant ravengers"

    • @sjthunderwarrior962
      @sjthunderwarrior962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is so fkn awesome. I am thinking bout doing a DIY lore video for my chapter, can I mention this in it?

    • @theecamopanda
      @theecamopanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sjthunderwarrior962 oh 100% man Id be honored, make sure to link me the vid when your done tho that sounds badass

    • @therealwinston3634
      @therealwinston3634 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sounds more like what Orks would do, to be honest
      I came up with a similar idea by the way, just with Orks, and with videos of Hitler instead (no army yet tough)

  • @I_am-lost.
    @I_am-lost. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I'm into everything
    Slaaneshie cultists: so am i

    • @Marg_Sabl
      @Marg_Sabl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wow that joke has layers

    • @Kaisercomplete
      @Kaisercomplete 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      DO YOU WANT HERESY BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET HERESY!

  • @vurrunna
    @vurrunna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Some cost effective alternatives when getting into Warhammer:
    - 2D Paper miniatures. Just print, cut, and glue, and you're ready to go.
    - 3D Printed miniatures. Takes an initial investment and requires extra effort, but the result is minis that cost pennies. Plus you get a 3D printer.
    - If the books are putting you off, consider One Page Rules, with Grimdark Future and Age of Fantasy. It's simple and free, and has stats for just about everything in Warhammer (just with different names).
    - Also, a great resource for terrain is Wyloch's Armory. Similar to Black Magic Craft, but much easier for beginners, and with a focus on 40k terrain.

  • @Redtheshred
    @Redtheshred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I still have never played warhammer but you got me watching hundreds of hours of painting tutorials. From squidmar to miniac to midwinter. It took about six months of binging their videos before putting my own paint to mini. Now it’s become an integral bonding experience with my teenager and my girlfriend and I can’t thank you enough. This video has honestly changed my life, and I know that seems dramatic. But as a touring musician that can’t tour right now, this gave me an outlet that I realllllllly needed. Thanks man.

  • @christiawn
    @christiawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    A lot of people (including Marcus) might hate this, because the models are a huge part of the game for many. However when I was younger, my older brother and his friends would play using different colored army men or index cards with the unit info written on it and a tally of the casualties. It’s a great way to get into the gameplay without spending as much. Still need the books, but it’s at least a little cheaper.

    • @petrinafilip96
      @petrinafilip96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You can literally use cardboard/paper cutouts, ive seen people do it. And you can find rules online, same as with codexes (even though thats techincally not allowed). Basically, if you just wanna play the game, you can do it almost for free, or even on PC via tabletop simulator for way less money. But I honestly mostly paint stuff and thats the part I actually enjoy. And building lists is fun.

    • @bombarded15
      @bombarded15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My friend group got into 7th edition Warhammer fantasy with "paperhammer," it was a great way to know what they wanted to buy before commiting

    • @themainman2827
      @themainman2827 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bombarded15 Yep, that was how i decided buy a lot of miniatures just to play a game i dont really enjoy would be a terrible mistake.

    • @Abfallkannibale
      @Abfallkannibale 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Basicly poorhammer to go. I like it.

  • @dalek4463
    @dalek4463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    THIN YOUR PAINTS BEFORE YOU PAINT THE MODELS

    • @Nala15-Artist
      @Nala15-Artist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Depends on the paint. If you thin testors, you will need 60 layers.

    • @-Diop-
      @-Diop- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Starts heavy breathing

    • @heasne1738
      @heasne1738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cries in Duncan

    • @personal.home.shredder.
      @personal.home.shredder. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Multiple thin coats >> one thick coat

    • @goshenite1949
      @goshenite1949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or use a wet pallette

  • @afterpasthours7504
    @afterpasthours7504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    “Hey didn’t see you there” intros are so weirdly endearing as a cliche.

  • @elliotp2184
    @elliotp2184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Infrequently dipping in and out of this hobby for almost 20 years, this is a great introduction and overview.

  • @samthenerd9619
    @samthenerd9619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I deadass bought my first figures a week ago, and was binge watching painting tutorials when I got the notification. Praise omnissiah

  • @marcus6900
    @marcus6900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I may never play this game but I will listen to this man talk about anything for 30 plus minutes... you the man 🤝

  • @RozanovaHunter
    @RozanovaHunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Marcus: "Oh hey, didn't see you come in there."
    Me: *click the Like button*

  • @brocklewis7624
    @brocklewis7624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    40K's orcs are one of the few things that never fail to awe and inspire me. God do I love their insanity

  • @mnemesszeghy9789
    @mnemesszeghy9789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    “I’m into everything” except sports

    • @maxismad3732
      @maxismad3732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wrestling is a sport

    • @jonahwillis2781
      @jonahwillis2781 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair he did say/list that he was into geeky things

    • @DrRAZI99
      @DrRAZI99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m into men

  • @ramenfeed
    @ramenfeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    ”Babe come over” ”I can’t I’m listening to Warhammer 40,000 Mechanicus OST - Children of the Omnissiah[Extended]”

    • @_Cato_
      @_Cato_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SAY NO MORE, ARCHMAGOS *chitters in binaric cant*

    • @auroralee
      @auroralee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm too busy for sex, I have to be vigilant in my prayer to the Omni-toaster.

    • @commandercostas
      @commandercostas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FOR THE OMNISSIAH

    • @mickeymalone7577
      @mickeymalone7577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *CRIES HAPPILY IN HIGH GOTHIC*

  • @shellknight1323
    @shellknight1323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Warhammer"
    *Yes, ... This coldest of The Nerd Infinity Stones*

    • @keenanmccarty9925
      @keenanmccarty9925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the final boss of becoming an incorrigible geek.

    • @willo90li
      @willo90li 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So...what happens when you snap, does everybody become a NERD?! Cause I'm down for that.

    • @a.f9234
      @a.f9234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willo90li no half of the nerds' opinions will change and they will agree with your unpopular opinions

  • @omnissiahGaspar
    @omnissiahGaspar ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've always had friends who are into warhammer, but this video was basically the catalyst that fully got me into it

  • @seanv42
    @seanv42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    " it's not that hard, paint your minis" wow I feel personally attacked.

    • @keenanmccarty9925
      @keenanmccarty9925 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME

    • @katamariroller2837
      @katamariroller2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Not basing your models is for AMATEURS."
      I just... I just feel tired enough after painting the models that I don´t wanna base them too. Bases feel like second tier stuff to me.

  • @GrillMasterOmegon
    @GrillMasterOmegon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    I'm Surprised he didn't really mention the "meme" side of 40k creators like alfabusa and how big of a thing tts is within the 40k fandom.

    • @thebohemian814
      @thebohemian814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah i would like to see What he thinks about TTS seeing MASSIVE impact on the fandom.

    • @michaeltodd343
      @michaeltodd343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Been watching TTS for years, never played the game. Now I'm kinda thinking of getting into the hobby, Magnus is my fav so I might want to try the Thousand Sons.

    • @thebohemian814
      @thebohemian814 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaeltodd343 Sounds Good!

    • @liamcoulter9627
      @liamcoulter9627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe he’s not really into that side of the fandom, these videos are more about sharing what he’s interested in

    • @Hostilehippie13
      @Hostilehippie13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are so many great memes out of the 40k universe.

  • @themindset4164
    @themindset4164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "When I say I'm into everything I mean it"
    the implications of this are potentially horrifying.

    • @biffyguybiffy6292
      @biffyguybiffy6292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean.....monster masume is literally on the tv screen at the start.

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know right? We all just have to block from our minds the definitely not possible, definitely not arousing concept of the Slaaneshi futa demon squads and armies that certainly nobody has actually gone to the lengths to create. This must be blocked from the minds of all at any cost lest the taint of chaos spread far and wide.

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hentai

    • @jenkins1929
      @jenkins1929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sirshotty7689 hentai is just porn without the implication that the lifes of the actors will be fucked in 10 years

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jenkins all that means that hentai is on a moral high ground compared to regular porn.

  • @rowanbarker2576
    @rowanbarker2576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Live in the UK? Live near Nottingham? Go to Warhammer world. That place is the shit. They have good food and around 100 tables fully kitted out. There is also 2 shops and an entire desplay area that will take you around an hour to walk around.
    I have been on f*cking school trips there, that's how good it is.

  • @_Cato_
    @_Cato_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    “AN OPEN MIND IS LIKE A FORTRESS WITH ITS GATES UNBARRED AND UNGUARDED”

    • @garrettjensen4817
      @garrettjensen4817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “When in doubt, throw more men at it”

    • @sentrysapper45
      @sentrysapper45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."

    • @Bronimin
      @Bronimin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hey maybe those inquisitors dont all have bad ideas

    • @Hydrauliskk
      @Hydrauliskk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Blessed be the mind too small to doubt

    • @maybeidk3295
      @maybeidk3295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sentrysapper45 "There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt."

  • @Cerberusarms
    @Cerberusarms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Dude such a good video, definitely worth the time you put into it!

    • @yahg7600
      @yahg7600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love your videos, D!

  • @Sparking_Roar97
    @Sparking_Roar97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "Snake women"
    You call that weird? Please, they're a dime-a-dozen in fantasy games these days. Now aquatic elves that ride sea monsters on the other hand.....

    • @-Diop-
      @-Diop- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They also have naked short muscular men

    • @Sparking_Roar97
      @Sparking_Roar97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@-Diop- As in the Fyreslayers?

  • @Zood94
    @Zood94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I don't know why It's so satisfying to see someone new to the franchise just praise Warhammer 40K universe..

    • @Donnerbalken28
      @Donnerbalken28 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perhaps it's because we old veterans are a bit jaded and their enthusiasm warms our cold, decrepit hearts, sucked dry by the infinite need of GW for our money. But god damn it, if isn't worth it.
      (I started in early 5th, if you're curious, that's now 12 years ago jesus fucking christ)

  • @l1amh35
    @l1amh35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This video came at the perfect time, I wanted to get into warhammer (40k specifically) but I’ve only played a little bit of dawn of war 1. And Astartes was also my first exposure and I loved it

    • @brightestlight9462
      @brightestlight9462 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      play more dawn of war 1, finish all the campaigns! and dawn of war 2 is also awesome, but treat it like a seperate game. also play the campaign after the first dawn of wars

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can't beat the presentation of the Dawn of War games, the expansions are top notch.

  • @kakoytazabar
    @kakoytazabar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    No "If Emperor Had Text To Speach" shoutout?
    Boy, you are missing out.

    • @Donnerbalken28
      @Donnerbalken28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Alfabusa, the great saint of Warhammer TH-cam. Blessed be his soul.

    • @BlackSquadPro
      @BlackSquadPro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was quite saddened and hope he at least knows about it. Also that Magnus model looked dope.

    • @loltwest9423
      @loltwest9423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TTS fucks up the lore a lot. Also, it's kinda boring and cringe how they're trying to basically write their own cannon.

    • @birb125
      @birb125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@loltwest9423 true, but they go over a what if, its literally in the title

    • @kakoytazabar
      @kakoytazabar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@loltwest9423 To each their own. I wouldn't have known anything about that universe, if not that crush course for dummies with funny bits.

  • @GreenStuffConsumer
    @GreenStuffConsumer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Your models don't have to be ugly"
    Deathguard players: ;

    • @InquisitorKryptman
      @InquisitorKryptman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eldar players:

    • @blackout1518
      @blackout1518 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@InquisitorKryptmanthey’ll get an update soon! It will happen

  • @GabrielCortezWrites
    @GabrielCortezWrites 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "I was just looking at my nerd ass books"
    This intro is the single most relatable content I've ever experienced

  • @waynepili
    @waynepili 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Me: I'm not interested in Warhammer.
    Me during this video: I'm interested in Marcus talking about it

  • @san-t7700
    @san-t7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    *Notices One Piece on the shelves*
    “When is that video coming out, Marcus?”

    • @xherm3s360
      @xherm3s360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Once he gets through episode 16,847,573

    • @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657
      @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Vero pokes their head out of the bookshelf* "Allow me to introduce myself."

    • @zachdk
      @zachdk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Notices Monster Musume playing on TV
      “When is THAT video coming out, Marcus?”

  • @thegreatskinkpriest8104
    @thegreatskinkpriest8104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    FOR THE GREATER GOOD! This video is really great. I’ve been a 40K lurker for 5 years and a Fantasy lurker for even longer. As an unemployed broke 18 year old college student it’s been a real struggle to get into this hobby. I just got my first few models (obviously Tau) and have painted a couple, and I’m not very good but it’s fun. I wish I had friends like yours who are not only into tabletop games, but the kind of narrative campaign I’d love to play. Warhammer is seriously one of the coolest fictional universes ever, up there with Star Wars, Middle Earth, etc.

  • @jannikwinkelmann2050
    @jannikwinkelmann2050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Ah i see your ears have been blessed aswell. "Children of the Omnissiah" is a modern masterpiece :)

    • @birb125
      @birb125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      More like a Mechanicus masterpiece

    • @shadowhunter8246
      @shadowhunter8246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@birb125 a masterpiece nonetheless

    • @NayrAnur
      @NayrAnur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As much as I love this video, hearing a song or two from the Mechanicus soundtrack is pretty much the icing on the cake.

  • @NobleEinherjar0
    @NobleEinherjar0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I always thought, "I'm bad at fighting games." Then your video about how to get into fighting games made me think, "Why should that stop me?"
    I always thought, "I'm not very good at painting and my miniatures would look bad." Now I'm asking myself that question again.

  • @Alastorchaos
    @Alastorchaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I need terrain for Warhammer?
    *Runs off to the local pet store's aquarium equipment aisle*

    • @GhostInDaMach
      @GhostInDaMach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I cannot lie and say I didnt just think the same thing

    • @CptElder
      @CptElder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can get cheap aquarium shit a dollar store too.

    • @acousticoutlaw8607
      @acousticoutlaw8607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      AND I play idoneth deepkin so it goes perfectly muahaha

    • @birb125
      @birb125 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check out Wyloch's Armory, his 40k videos have awesome terrain with cheap/everyday items!

  • @bopman500
    @bopman500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm actually one of those dudes you talked about who's listened to hundreds of 40k audiobooks without painting a single miniature. But I'm very proud of myself to say that you inspired me to paint my very first one the other day. It was just a regular Dark Angels tactical marine and at first I hated my paint job. But now I look at it like a stepping stone to getting better at painting. Gotta start somewhere, so thank you Cosmonaut :)

  • @ahmedeldawah922
    @ahmedeldawah922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Building and painting minitures sounds like a pretty relaxing thing to do tbh, maybe when I’ve got a bit more disposable income, I’ll pick it up!

    • @MrDasSpoon
      @MrDasSpoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's absurdly relaxing. I was seriously surprised by it.

    • @Jagrofes
      @Jagrofes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s basically like an advanced colouring in book that you can use to play a strategy game with.

    • @DirtyDoug669
      @DirtyDoug669 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you don't want to spend huge sums on models, check out Reaper Miniature's "Reaper Bones" product line. $2 - $5 for pretty much any figure, barring the really big stuff. The detail / quality won't be nearly as great as GW's, but it's a great way to get painting for cheap. Your biggest expense this route will be paints themselves, and even then just get Red, Yellow, Blue, Black and White and you can mix together any color you need.

    • @SinWeissfell
      @SinWeissfell 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its relaxing up until the point qhere some part just doesnt want to fit, the shader doesnt come out the way you want or you drybrush the FUCK out of a miniature you spent hours on, essentially putting you back to hour one or two

  • @doubtfuldoug2689
    @doubtfuldoug2689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “You’re over, Sora”
    “No!”
    *stabbed in the face*

  • @romancuadradocartelle6193
    @romancuadradocartelle6193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “Unfortunately this isn't the kind of hobby you can play for free”
    I mean, you can. It's just that it ain't that sexy, really... [profuse sweating as I remember that time I used 75 paper squares as 75 skaven slaves with slings]

    • @cosuinofdeath
      @cosuinofdeath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yess yesss

    • @tequilawhiskey
      @tequilawhiskey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Will people reject playing with representative pieces? Like could you do that in a tourney?

    • @nidh0egr319
      @nidh0egr319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tequilawhiskey in an Tournament no. You can use other modells to represent things but the usual rule is a modell with at least three paints on them. With friends everything you agree on goes. Thar beeing said, it is way more fun using painted modells.

  • @MrN1tr00
    @MrN1tr00 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My exposure to warhammer was you and then a few months later a store opened up in my town so thanks for bringing me to warhammer

  • @matthewboan616
    @matthewboan616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Damn. Just started putting together my indomitus set, was thinking about how a lot of non warhammer channels are picking up it. Kinda scary how its blowing up. Hell yeah, for Sanguinius and the emprah!

    • @ballpython3310
      @ballpython3310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it really is, just look at gw stock. 88 before pandemic, went down to 55, now is at 120!

  • @sidwalk
    @sidwalk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    lol his shirt in the beginning looks gud

  • @ninjakaninen
    @ninjakaninen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I've been curious about 40K for a while but was always intimidated by the scale of it. I've just ordered my first necron box because robot skeletons are cool as fuck. Thank you for this guide and all the links!

    • @themilkman2422
      @themilkman2422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      some of them remind me of general grievous with green guardian weapons from breath of the wild

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should be. That box isn't going to take you anywhere by it'self.

  • @RSeph
    @RSeph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    “Communist space weeaboos” is the best description I have ever heard for the T’au Empire. As a proud T’au player, onwards for the greater good!

    • @shlongmanator9505
      @shlongmanator9505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      May I introduce you to something called the Damocles crusade

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Actually the Tau are corporatist (in the proper meaning of the term). If anything, the Tyrannids are the commies.

    • @braxbro7602
      @braxbro7602 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like the Smiler pfp

    • @k-leb4671
      @k-leb4671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you implying that's the first time you've heard someone refer to them as that? Because, people have been saying that almost since they first released (even though they're so detached from what communism actually is).

    • @bannedfromisrael
      @bannedfromisrael 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Disgusting.

  • @patliao556
    @patliao556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They should really hire that Astartes dude. He's done more for the hobby than a majority of the actual video games based on the 40k franchise have.

  • @Missillenia
    @Missillenia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Me, before the vid: Nope I am not getting back into this damn hobby.
    Me, after the vid: THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

    • @cosuinofdeath
      @cosuinofdeath 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kill for the living and kill for the dead

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 ปีที่แล้ว

      A fool and his money....

  • @thatcoolkidguy
    @thatcoolkidguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    " everybody gangster till anger tree people come out" had me rolling

  • @grandpajerry764
    @grandpajerry764 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Forgive me if I’v said so before but thank you for getting me into Warhammer. It is my favorite hobby and past time. Lore, games, painting, modeling, everything about it has done so much for me and I cant thank you enough. Wish you the best my dude.

  • @goshenite1949
    @goshenite1949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This video got me into Warhammer, and the community. Thank you very much

  • @bobbyshewan4229
    @bobbyshewan4229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I was really only into Warhammer: Space Marine, but now I’m thinking about looking into this little tabletop Infinity Stone

    • @worldeater2414
      @worldeater2414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a boi who has been a member of it for a bit, it is pretty expensive table top wise.
      I honestly would say, get vidoe games first. They are less expensive, you get alot more out of them especially with the virus rn and overall can enjoy it without tedious comparing of plaint jobs lol
      If you have the cash, get into it with some guard as they are pretty good and move up from there. Since i am assuming you liked Space Marine, i am going to assume you like Space Marines themselves and Ultramarines bois.

    • @bobbyshewan4229
      @bobbyshewan4229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      World Eater I’ll keep that in mind, thx man

  • @F1uFFnpuFF
    @F1uFFnpuFF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This video got me started looking into 40k and I’ve just finished most of my Tyranid starter box. Thanks for doing this video!

  • @Laserjet-po3rc
    @Laserjet-po3rc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Astartes is actually a fucking beautiful yt channel. I remember playing Warhammer 40k on the PS3. The fact that one person made it got me back into Warhammer. To this day I still love playing the game on my PS3, watching the astartes films, and getting new Models, and i’m glad Astartes got more people into Warhammer, because it’s truly an amazing thing.

  • @bust3rboris
    @bust3rboris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    YOOOO when he's talking about astartes.... the last footage IS THERE A NEW ONE???

    • @InquisitorKryptman
      @InquisitorKryptman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That was a teaser, according to his Patreon Astartes is doing Tyranids next.

    • @Hydrauliskk
      @Hydrauliskk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@InquisitorKryptman tyranids?? Big nut right there

  • @anthonylamonica4110
    @anthonylamonica4110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I knew Marcus was working on this for awhile but I didn't expect the vid to be this long

  • @OlPalJoe
    @OlPalJoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    how I explained warhammer to my brother: "Imagine The exact opposite on star trek but on speed"

    • @OlPalJoe
      @OlPalJoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jgreenie3778 nah that's the exact opposite of star trek but on like, valium

    • @doctoradventure413
      @doctoradventure413 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Star Wars but they didn’t waste their potential

    • @boyanpenev9822
      @boyanpenev9822 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Star Trek on speed with most everyone being an ass: Rogue Trader (the RPG)

  • @jamespaguip5913
    @jamespaguip5913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When I tried warhammer 40k dawn of war series I didn't know it was a table top back when I was young until one of my friends introduce me into the tabletop.

  • @Beer_
    @Beer_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "If you want to play the game with the best looking units, play this one"
    *CRIES IN BRETTONIAN*

    • @Nick.Georgiev
      @Nick.Georgiev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For ze Lady.

    • @FootofPork
      @FootofPork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lets be real. A ranked up Bretonnia army in WHFB looks waaaaay better than any round base skrimish stuff. ;P

    • @ianbailey4213
      @ianbailey4213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FootofPork Uh AoS isn't a skirmish game.

    • @FootofPork
      @FootofPork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ianbailey4213 depends on the size of your game I guess but anything in loose skirmish formation is skirmish to me.
      Also note how I never mentioned or called AoS a skirmish game to begin with. x)

    • @heasne1738
      @heasne1738 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aos ruined everything

  • @flytrapYTP
    @flytrapYTP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Communist space weeaboos"
    I know for a fact that there's an internet community that fits this description.

    • @saurosthewise7371
      @saurosthewise7371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      funny enough, the tau are the exact opposite of communists, they have a caste system and some pretty crazy sit happening, but i still call em commies cause it frustrates all the tau players i know

    • @CyberDagger003
      @CyberDagger003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@saurosthewise7371 You have name an enemy for life!
      They do have some traits they share with communism, but enough differences that you can't accurately call them that. They resemble Plato's Republic, in a way. A society led by philosopher-kings, where each person is set to work at that in which they will do best. It's also interesting that the Tau's caste system is horizontal, not vertical. There is no hierarchy among the castes. Some would say the Ethereals are above all, but even they see their position as a duty, not a privilege, to be used only to benefit society at large.

    • @flytrapYTP
      @flytrapYTP 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CyberDagger003 we appreciate the explanation but he obviously calls them communists to troll them into explaining it.

    • @saurosthewise7371
      @saurosthewise7371 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CyberDagger003 uhhhhhhh, I will take your word for it. I just know they aren't communist...

  • @joshuatungate8130
    @joshuatungate8130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just picked up the starter box last night. I’ve wanted to play for awhile now and this video (combined with my friends talking about it all the time) finally made me do it. Tomorrow I’m going to start priming miniatures so wish me luck. Amazing video as usual, thanks for the tips!

  • @liamcoulter9627
    @liamcoulter9627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One of my favorite things to do in games is customize the look of my character, army, crew mates, whatever, so the building an army side of this hobby looks so enticing. I’m also a huge sucker for some good lore and the Astartes shorts REALLY got me interested. Now all I need to do is pretend like I’m not a college freshman and have 60-100 bucks to drop on a starter kit. (Also I love all your content)

  • @gabemusicofficial5448
    @gabemusicofficial5448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yo man thanks so much for this! I’ve always been intrigued by warhammer but it has always looked so big and confusing so I put it off. This cleared a lot of things up and I’m now thinking this could be a new hobby! Keep up the great content ❤️

  • @beestripes0306
    @beestripes0306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Drinking game: take a shot every time Marcus says “flavor” throughout the video

  • @majesticalpine892
    @majesticalpine892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Finally a post from the king

  • @CristiSălcudean
    @CristiSălcudean 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bought,glued and painted my first wraith eldars.This video made me get into Warhammer 40k, thanks man!