How much money would it cost to have Antwaun Stanley follow me around for a day and occasionally riff on what I say. This is not a joke, this is a business inquiry, I have actual money on the line.
Marie-Gabrielle Ouellet i don’t think they mean vulfpeck appreciating him i think they mean the music world appreciating him. i think he’s one of the best rhythm guitars around right now what a unique sound
Love this guy more than anything but tbh I feel like Woody needs more credit in the band for sure, he’s a killer piano player but is pushed aside a lot imo
Jack: We're in Austin, Texas, and gonna deliver to you...the G-BOMBS salad. Antwaun: G-BOMB-Ohh. Jack: Sometimes I write a little song to remember the lyrics and Antwaun Stanley is here with us. The only difference between Antwaun and a hook machine is you plug a hook machine in, ok? We're doing the seven-day whole foods plant-based emerging. Big salad for lunch, salad is the MAIN DISH, not the side dish. Antwaun: Maaaaain Dish, not a side dish. Jack: Yes, remember that. Ok, so the G-BOMB special from Rabbi Kerman back to you. Take your favorite cruciferous green BK- Baby K, this was mine. Antwuan : *inaudible* GREEN. Jack: What was that? Antwuan : *inaudible* GREEN. Jack : *grins* Unlimited quantity...cruci-green, ok that's the green, greens, beans, onions, mushrooms, berries, nuts, and seeds. Antwuan: Green, beans, onions, mushrooms, seeds. Jack: Throw a little more BK. This is where you are going to get your fat feel, avocado, slice it up... Antwuan: Slice that avocado. Jack: You can mash it right in there, they're not gonna teach you this. Antwaun: Umm mash it, you gotta, um you gotta mash that avocado in there. Umm...yeah. Jack: Two forks and a knife, that's what you need. Antwuan: Two forks and a knife, two forks and a knife is all you need. Jack: You hit it right, bring the camera, we are gonna hit the avocado with some aged balsamic. Antwaun: Ain't nothing like that aged balsamic vinegar uh-uh-oh-oh. Jack: I got taken to the cleaners at Whole Foods, but Trader Joe’s has a five-dollar gold, that's the play. Antwuan: Only five dollars! You can do that. Jack: So we got our G, we need some B, some bombs. We got chili garbanzos, no salt added. Antwuan: Chili!...Chili! Jack: Just a half a cup, just a half a cup, regularbeaneater.com. G, B, O - onions, thinly sliced red onion. Antwuan: Thinly sliced red onion ohh. Jack: How thin can I get it? Antwuan: How thin can you get it? Little more thinner than that. Jack: That will do it. Onions raw, mushrooms cooked. Antwuan: Onions raw! Mushrooms cooked! Jack: Some cooked mushrooms, keep 'em in the fridge, whatever. Jack, Antwuan, and Theo (simultaneously): So easy Jack: G B O M B - G-BOMBS, berries! This is a fun one, I dunno about the berries, pomegranate seeds! This us our high-end, our 8K, generous... Antwaun: Generously. Jack: Spend some extra money on pomegranate seeds it's ok, maybe we should all think about spending more money on what we put into our bodies. Theo: I don't know if you want the berries. Jack: Oh, the real MVP. Whatever berries you got. Theo: Blackberries, blackberries. Jack: Then, boom. Just a handful of pistachios. Antwuan : Umm, toss them in there. Jack: For that absorption, you know you need those, you need that absorption of the cruciferous green...Comprehensive Nutritional Adequacy. Antwuan: Comprehensive Nutritional Adequacy i-i-i-iii. Jack: Slice a lemon and just dauce it. Antwaun : Oh just dauce it! Jack: For that 16K, you need those 16K Max Martin radio frequencies and then we mix it. Antwuan tell 'em. Antwuan: Oh yeah, I had a dream, a vision for a menu, that was so sweet, it contains G-BOMBS, it contains G-e-E-e-E-BOMBS, G-BOMBS du-du-du-du-du-du. Jack: Main dish, not a side dish. Main dish, not a side dish. It's the main dish, not a side dish. It's the main dish. It's the side dish. I SEE GOOOOD!! On the one. Antwuan (at the same time as Jack): Oh, it contains the greens, the beans, the onions, the mushrooms, the berries, and the seeds and the seeds and the seeds and the seeds. Ohh G-BOMBS, G-BOMBS, G-BOMBS, the G-BOMBS uhh.
Sam Sui I made the mistake of discovering this yesterday just before attending a play...needless to say...I laughed obnoxiously through the silent parts as this was just going around in my head
no one will see this but this is the most happy-making video on the internet. y'all are so clearly just having a blast, and i love it. will brighten my day no matter what. thank you, vulf.
Thanks for the tutorial guys! I'm so glad I got to me you at ACL, Joe Dart. Hey Theo! If you happened to have been riding your bike around on Saturday, you might have heard someone say, "Hey Theo!" from a white car. I just wanted you to know that was me. If not, then, oh well. You guys are truly an amazing group. I'm not joking around when I say that you were literally the most talented group there. Thanks again for making my first ACL experience (my first ever concert I've ever been to) a great one. I hope I can see you guys again sometime! Sincerely, Jace Charles Rodgers
Salad recipes, text fonts, ebay biddings, michael jackson tutorials and lost wage tips. Istg if Jack isn't running a money laundering scheme I don't know what it is.
I discovered you through the TH-camr Marti Fischer :) I really enjoy your style ^^ It's fun, it feels like hanging out with my friends and doing random stuff :3
I wish Antwaun Stanley could do back up vocals for my life
Yessssssss!
You're a loser.
Whip McCord No u
I asked for a backup singer for my life and I got Michael Bolton...
@@gustafsone imagine getting that fucked over
"Thinly sliced red onions oh" was one of the best melodic lines of all time
Close second being "aged bonsamic" at 2:08
@@cohzee1612 aged balsamiiic vinegarrrrohhhohhh
Right?!
It's been another year and i still haven't heard a better line in my life.
I'll keep looking
@@eladguitar if you find one, let me know.
L O W C A L O R I E F U N K
mrquicksilver2000 best comment of the year
Low volume salad!
Yeah! No PHAT grooving here.. just pure stank.
This is the title to my Spotify playlist
Stratton cracking up when he was slicing the onions was the best part
I started cracking up from Jack's onion slicing...
Vulfpeck is a conspiracy by my mom to get me to eat better
Vulpeck is my mom: CONFIRMED.
I love vulf comments
@@nurdiemitdenpinken I come to vulf comment sections whenever I need a pick-me-up
😂
I’d seriously listen to a studio version of this over and over
Me too but in the mean time I'm listening to this version over and over
"thinly sliced red onions" new favorite Auntwaun riff
Make this song a main song - not a side song!
YEEESSS PLEAAASE
Oh my god
Its been three years how has it not happened yet
not a siiiide sooong
The way his laugh syncs with the guitar at 3:02... At this point I don't even think it's a coincidence
that was done in post production.
WhAt! you are sooo right. That's honestly the best
Because Cory is in the groove. This is so next level.
musicians can get so in the pocket that everything is beat and i think that's where cory is
Noo way I never noticed that haa
Seeing Jack break character because of Antwaun and Theo’s singing is hilarious
his entire being is a character, he is an unsolvable enigma
hes 20 characters deep
How much money would it cost to have Antwaun Stanley follow me around for a day and occasionally riff on what I say. This is not a joke, this is a business inquiry, I have actual money on the line.
Ooh.
Money ooohn da liyne!
Honestly me to. This is not a joke
Welcome To The Health Conscious Club
Abdul El-Haj Ibrahim Actually, I do eat healthily, but it‘s very, it‘s very, very complicated!
Haha I love this comment!
That's one funky salad.
Can't agree more.
When my salad is too funky I normally throw it away.
Never. Again.
Surprised Jack didn't run it through the Vulf compressor.
He’s on the scene (he’s a funky salad)
Awooooooo he's a *FUNKY SALAD*
2:52 That "thinly sliced red onions" is as complimentary to the melody as thinly sliced red onions to a G-Bombs Salad.
Can we get some appreciation for Cory!? He's the backbone of this masterpiece. He's so much better than what he gets credit for I feel.
his solo stuff is great, such a nice guy
Marie-Gabrielle Ouellet i don’t think they mean vulfpeck appreciating him i think they mean the music world appreciating him. i think he’s one of the best rhythm guitars around right now what a unique sound
@Marie-Gabrielle Ouellet Well technically he's named after the song but yeah :D
@@Bassalicious yeah his parents sound really cool
Love this guy more than anything but tbh I feel like Woody needs more credit in the band for sure, he’s a killer piano player but is pushed aside a lot imo
Jack: We're in Austin, Texas, and gonna deliver to you...the G-BOMBS salad.
Antwaun: G-BOMB-Ohh.
Jack: Sometimes I write a little song to remember the lyrics and Antwaun Stanley is here with us. The only difference between Antwaun and a hook machine is you plug a hook machine in, ok? We're doing the seven-day whole foods plant-based emerging. Big salad for lunch, salad is the MAIN DISH, not the side dish.
Antwaun: Maaaaain Dish, not a side dish.
Jack: Yes, remember that. Ok, so the G-BOMB special from Rabbi Kerman back to you. Take your favorite cruciferous green BK- Baby K, this was mine.
Antwuan : *inaudible* GREEN.
Jack: What was that?
Antwuan : *inaudible* GREEN.
Jack : *grins* Unlimited quantity...cruci-green, ok that's the green, greens, beans, onions, mushrooms, berries, nuts, and seeds.
Antwuan: Green, beans, onions, mushrooms, seeds.
Jack: Throw a little more BK. This is where you are going to get your fat feel, avocado, slice it up...
Antwuan: Slice that avocado.
Jack: You can mash it right in there, they're not gonna teach you this.
Antwaun: Umm mash it, you gotta, um you gotta mash that avocado in there. Umm...yeah.
Jack: Two forks and a knife, that's what you need.
Antwuan: Two forks and a knife, two forks and a knife is all you need.
Jack: You hit it right, bring the camera, we are gonna hit the avocado with some aged balsamic.
Antwaun: Ain't nothing like that aged balsamic vinegar uh-uh-oh-oh.
Jack: I got taken to the cleaners at Whole Foods, but Trader Joe’s has a five-dollar gold, that's the play.
Antwuan: Only five dollars! You can do that.
Jack: So we got our G, we need some B, some bombs. We got chili garbanzos, no salt added.
Antwuan: Chili!...Chili!
Jack: Just a half a cup, just a half a cup, regularbeaneater.com. G, B, O - onions, thinly sliced red onion.
Antwuan: Thinly sliced red onion ohh.
Jack: How thin can I get it?
Antwuan: How thin can you get it? Little more thinner than that.
Jack: That will do it. Onions raw, mushrooms cooked.
Antwuan: Onions raw! Mushrooms cooked!
Jack: Some cooked mushrooms, keep 'em in the fridge, whatever.
Jack, Antwuan, and Theo (simultaneously): So easy
Jack: G B O M B - G-BOMBS, berries! This is a fun one, I dunno about the berries, pomegranate seeds! This us our high-end, our 8K, generous...
Antwaun: Generously.
Jack: Spend some extra money on pomegranate seeds it's ok, maybe we should all think about spending more money on what we put into our bodies.
Theo: I don't know if you want the berries.
Jack: Oh, the real MVP. Whatever berries you got.
Theo: Blackberries, blackberries.
Jack: Then, boom. Just a handful of pistachios.
Antwuan : Umm, toss them in there.
Jack: For that absorption, you know you need those, you need that absorption of the cruciferous green...Comprehensive Nutritional Adequacy.
Antwuan: Comprehensive Nutritional Adequacy i-i-i-iii.
Jack: Slice a lemon and just dauce it.
Antwaun : Oh just dauce it!
Jack: For that 16K, you need those 16K Max Martin radio frequencies and then we mix it. Antwuan tell 'em.
Antwuan: Oh yeah, I had a dream, a vision for a menu, that was so sweet, it contains G-BOMBS, it contains G-e-E-e-E-BOMBS, G-BOMBS du-du-du-du-du-du.
Jack: Main dish, not a side dish. Main dish, not a side dish. It's the main dish, not a side dish. It's the main dish. It's the side dish. I SEE GOOOOD!! On the one.
Antwuan (at the same time as Jack): Oh, it contains the greens, the beans, the onions, the mushrooms, the berries, and the seeds and the seeds and the seeds and the seeds. Ohh G-BOMBS, G-BOMBS, G-BOMBS, the G-BOMBS uhh.
I wish this could be submitted as official subtitle
thnks
Damn. It's official.
Antwaun is amazing in everything, even a freaking salad tutorial
I wish I could just follow around Jack for just a day to see what its like. I can't imagine its much different than this video
yeah, watching him makes me want to dig into life and get more out of it. the dude is a positivity machine.
Very important video
1. Watch important video
2. make delicious salad
3. ???????????
4. profit
5. poop
2:51 can't get over that one
Sam Sui I made the mistake of discovering this yesterday just before attending a play...needless to say...I laughed obnoxiously through the silent parts as this was just going around in my head
Best part
My ringtone and my coworker's...
It's so funky and its low calorie!
no one will see this but this is the most happy-making video on the internet. y'all are so clearly just having a blast, and i love it. will brighten my day no matter what. thank you, vulf.
*I S E E G O D*
I cannot like your comment because of the like count therefore bi must comment on your comment to show my appreciation
2:57 when Jack starts laughing there... That's my favorite part!
The way Antwaun sang about thinly sliced onion brought a tear to my eyes. Beautiful.
Loved Cory's expression when he realised that he wasn't going to get any of that salad at the end!
Main dish, not a side dish..
Hatattack still singing that in my mind
Hatattack I read this right when he said it. Lol!!!
I bet they have to do this every time they prepare food...
Nobody wants to talk about how that “nothin like that aged balsamic vinegar” was the most beautiful vocal run of all time
My role at every jam sesh:
Guy in the back trying to catch food in his mouth
and failed to do so
I want "Thinly Sliced Onions" as my ringtone
Genius. It goes on my notification sound right now.
this is, without exaggeration, the greatest work of our time.
I need a full track. Put the G-Bombs Salad on Mr. Finish Line I beg you.
Pls pls plssssssssssssa
veloxian agree 100%
yeyeyeyeyeyeyees!
YESSSSSS this better be on the next album
Late reply but the title track from Mr. Finish Line is pretty much is this song lol
This track better be on the Greatest Hits album
Toad kunstverk
G-BOMBS BALLAD
I love the way this shows the silliness and fun of a jam. Music doesn't have to be perfect - have fun, have a laugh.
1:55 that trick in the background tho
In time with the music as well
THIS IS THE GREATEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN SINCE THE LAST VULFPECK UPLOAD
it's official.these people are insane.
i love them.
3:11
*G O R D O N R A M S A Y* : It's RAW! You funky duck!
"I SEEEE GODDDD!!!" Yeah, he's right behind you in a hat and a blue t-shirt. You didn't notice?
Cory's not wearing a hat?
This is so hipster it's not even hipster anymore
When it's so pre-cool that is cool
3:56 "I like that." - Antwaun
When Jack was slicing the onion, he almost lost it "How thin can you get it?"
2:59 jack can barely hold it together lol hilarious
play the video again but each time pick someone new to watch
gold
Funk composer to salad composer.
Thanks for the tutorial guys!
I'm so glad I got to me you at ACL, Joe Dart.
Hey Theo! If you happened to have been riding your bike around on Saturday, you might have heard someone say, "Hey Theo!" from a white car. I just wanted you to know that was me. If not, then, oh well.
You guys are truly an amazing group. I'm not joking around when I say that you were literally the most talented group there. Thanks again for making my first ACL experience (my first ever concert I've ever been to) a great one. I hope I can see you guys again sometime!
Sincerely,
Jace Charles Rodgers
More of this pleeeez! Love it. Should be it’s own show.
I need the Vulf Cooking Class Channel...
So glad these guys hipped me to the plant based way of life
Good for the body, and the... Soul..
Every time I slice an onion, red, white, yellow, doesn't matter, I hear Antwaun Stanley's voice. I am quite OK with that.
These guys are incredibly talented. The most musical salad prep ever
I would high-key listen to this if it was on an album
I bet Joe was behind the camera
I thought it was woody until I saw there was no joe
Wasn't bobbing enough. Disproved.
He said in an interview that he got to eat this salad after. So he was most likely the cameraperson
Salad recipes, text fonts, ebay biddings, michael jackson tutorials and lost wage tips. Istg if Jack isn't running a money laundering scheme I don't know what it is.
This was real fun to watch. Mr Stanley is one of the best vocalists in this world.
OMFG!! HOW SINGS THAT MAAAAAAN IS BEAUTIFUL
Man I love this 😍 it's 7am & I'm dying laughing I love y'all energy I'm definitely going to make this Salad 🥗 🔥🔥🔥🔥
i really have this in my playlist wish they would make a studio version
This has to be on an album at some point, this is fantastic.
Please make G-Bomb Salad a bonus track
Love the concept of antwuan only communicating in vocal hooks
And I thought my salads had style. Imagine what soul Vulfpeck could add to submitting my tax return
Mmmh it's tax de-duc-ti-bu-wo-ohh!
That salad is so funky I'll need to brush my tooth afterwards.
Just the one?
Words cannot explain how much I love you guys. Like I really love you.
Making my pilgrimage back here just to say this I probably one of the best videos I have seen to date
Joe dart killin it as always 🔥
Don't even ask how many times I've watched this video. And no, I haven't made the salad.
I remember when I first watched this and I still feel the same now. The way Antwaun vocalizes all this is phenomenal, especially 2:49 .
You guys are so adorable I can't stand it
"just half a cup.... RegularBeanEater.com"
0/10 not enough Joe Dart head bobbing
I know right! How can you make a fresh salad without the FRESHEST PERSON IN THE BAND!?
Someone has to hold the camera...
That is a very good point.
LonestarPaul, he said in his interview that he got to eat the salad, so I'd say there this is reasonable speculation.
for real, isn't that him laughing at 1:18?
2:47 pog Stratton
Antwaun is a god.
The only difference between Antwuan and a god is that you plug a god in.
Au gawd! I hope you're coming around here to Germany after the albums release. If you do, don't miss Cologne!
these guys are great! Love them!
Best interlude ever !
I love how Stratton tries to maintain a serious tone in a lot of their videos even though hes kidding around. Gives me a Donald Fagen vibe.
This world does not deserve Antwaun Stanley.
This needs to be a cooking show and this needs to be the pilot
Idk why this is the funniest thing I've seen in quite a while
Finally some quality content on the Interweb
I like how Jack is always the one to talk immediately after a take.
Wtf is this!? I love it! Cooking will never be the same for me from now on!
You guys KILLED IT Monday night at Emo's!
I can now die a happy man!!!
Pistachios never looked so sexy.
The funny thing is I'm watching this while I'm eating ice cream
nothsa inman Awesome, me too. B&J triple caramel chunk
"And sometimes, I write a little song... to remember the lyrics." lmao
Jack's onion slicing technique: not as advanced as his pancake jam technique? Discuss
I've watched this a thousand times and cannot understand how Theo keeps a straight face.
It was probably the 5th strangest thing he had seen Jack do that morning and he was used to it.
Best video on the internet.
I literally can't exaggerate how happy this video makes me feel
The thinly sliced red onions part was fucking superb
Antwaun is the only man powerful enough to make Jack laugh
I discovered you through the TH-camr Marti Fischer :)
I really enjoy your style ^^
It's fun, it feels like hanging out with my friends and doing random stuff :3
uh hallo :D
Josepha Black
Heyy :D
Noch ein Fan vom verrückten Fischer °^°
You know you're watching this in 2020 when you're cringing at how much he's using his hands to prepare the food and talking right over it...
Onions raw, mushrooms cooked☺
Dude I fucking love these guys
A song about salad should not be so catchy I come back to this video every so often.