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Can You Eat a Hydraulic Pressed loaf of Bread?
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What would happen if you crush whole loaf of bread to really dense bread slice and then eat it? Is your stomach going to explode when bread expandes back or is just like normal bread? We use our 150 ton hydraulic press and my mouth to test this in really important experiment :D
The idea is from this reddit thread / what_would_happen_if_i... and here is link to video with vice trying out the same thing • Squishing an entire lo...
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Do not try this at home!! or at any where else!!
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Thanks for the video idea to the reddit user Crustopher23
and all the guys who tagged me to things related to this :D
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Hydraulic Press Channel crush a panini sandwich
@@SwishSwoshSwhoop vaffles. Or faffles.
😀
Smash the marshmallows and freeze it in liquid nitrogen.
Edit: you need to say waffles more
Can you pressurecook an egg or something else heat related? Maybe if you make a small enough container that seals really well, it would heat up enough to cook an egg which happens at about 70c or something.
Bread is like 80% air so what you're seeing is pure bread.
Ha ha get it like pure bread
r/iamverysmart
@@luluv5198 cringe
@@luluv5198 hey everyone LOOK!!!!!!!!!! HE USES FREAKIN' REDDIT! !W O W! the only place more retarded than most youtube comment sections. way to go pal.
va cancer incarnate
I'm going to crush it a little bit more...
*obliterates bread*
I like the words "obliterates bread"
BigBoyMemer mmmmm
That's the Mythbuster way ;D
This dude just ate half a loaf of bread. What a madlad.
now we know how to make a sandwich with two loaves. very cool
Don't tell me you've never done that. Warm bread from a bakery is gone before you know it.
I misread that as "mallard", which kinda works too 😂
You must be American. All around the world most cultures eat that much with each meal at least.
@@punkem733 Quite the ignorant statement seeing that the U.S. is larger than western Europe and we have as many if not more diversity in American custom and cultures than Europe. In my state of Texas alone we have many different cultures, customs and accents. Think before you say something ignorant.
Don't get me wrong. I am not offended. Why should I be offended by an ignorant statement from the citizen of some piss ant little who thinks they are better than the U.S. until they get their ass in a sling and cry to us for help.
Next time you want to mouth off about your betters, look up the amount of foreign aid we sent to you in the last year.
By the way, I sincerely doubt that when you sit down with your family for dinner, you each eat a loaf of bread. I have been to Europe several times. Knock off the bullshit.
it takes 10 times longer to digest and consume
*oKAy guYS sO i AtE hALf of ThE bReaD*
XD exactly
How long to poop out or does it cause constipation?
@@duncanhowarth9514 Theoretically it might take more time to process but it should in no way cause any kind of mild or serious constipation.
The acids in your stomach are quite capable of breaking down things, even if dense. Espacially if that dense thing happens to be bread which even water tends to break down despite only being slightly acidic, stomach acid is hefty stuff.
@@tysej4: What about if it's been spread with Branston Pickle prior to consumption?
@@tysej4 you don't really break stuff down with acids. the only thing low pH environment does, besides being a good bactericide, is activate some *enzymes* which do all the work (bile is another category, it still helps but no enzymes). for example the low pH given by the hydrochloric acid in the stomach activates pepsin from its latent form, pepsinogen
So now we know how the elves make lembas.
My thought exactly :D
I'm happy I'm not the only one who thought lembas
Lolol so obvious but I didn't think of it
- ""If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword…"
- "...and you have my hydraulic press."
- "...and my ax... the what?"
- "What?"
What happens if you crush the a ring of power in the press? It doesn't have to be the one true ring.
7:08-7:16 close your eyes and listen to this masterpiece
Yes, exactly my thoughts, lol
lmao
That needs a NSFW tag!
I immediately went to comments section after I watched this part
Yermenshi haha
This is how Finnish pizzerias make the base for the pizza.
Salmiakpizza
Never had pizza in Finland, but I want to try it
I wanna go to finland and get laid
@@3bydacreekside and find a nice squeeze?
Very xD
"I can turn five pounds of bread into one handy, mouth-sized bar."
*eats it*
"Hm."
*dials phone*
"Hospital please."
What makes it so funny is the thought that something must feel both interesting and so wrong that a layman instantly knows he should go to the hospital.
Imagine if it expands like sushi
JustYourAverageFluff NO
he didint order a ambulance he ordered the entire hospital
simpsons
This channel answers life's most pressing questions
I see what you did there 😏
Did u just..
channel description right there
*Cue old Muppets guys*
Get out.
Do you think "I could crush that" every time you go shopping?
@Frank H Bergeron I could crush that
Hahaha😂😂
Has a newborn child
*I could crush that*
@@danielgorzelniak3209 and eat it.
@@danielgorzelniak3209 probably make smoothie crusher 5000
You invented a method of packing food for survival travel
Canned compressed bread for survival purposes... This really sounds like a good idea
but only for people who work at a license plate manufacturing plant
its basically tortilla or pancake or crepes
The bread has to be made in Finland, otherwise it won't work. :P
Like that elf bread
"One bite is equal to 10 bites of regular bread"
You've discovered Lembas!
"makes the bread more compact but doesn't make the eating any faster"... wisdom :)
He said it as I read the comment
@@jamescollins6085 Me too!
@@jamescollins6085 yeah me too weird
TEACHING -100
:)
Should've done that with 2 loafs of bread and made a sandwich
What sort of filling?
Any Piccalilli or do you prefer Branston?
@@duncanhowarth9514 that's not a sandwich! He should crush a spicy Italian.
Hydraulic panini press
@@farticlesofconflatulationYes! And with heated contact plates for that toasty finish
Sponsored by square space, proceeds to crush things into a round space
he said sqar space not square space 🤦♂️
@@minsin56 how can op mix up sqar space and square space smh
I still can't quite figure out how this guy sounds Russian, Indian, and Italian simultaneously.
The finns are a magical people
Oh it's all finns 😂😂
yttrium he doesn’t sound Indian or Italian.
Justin He totally sounds Italian.
@@Benzy670 he sounds 100% Indian
Spat my drink out laughing when you said “Bread Compactor 5 million” 😂 😂
I love the way he pronounces million.
Hope it wasn't your cold beer! What a waste if it was.
The internet is a beautiful place. "I'm going to press again"
'Vaffles' 😂😁 I love this channel!
No chef's hat. You have to remember your kitchen hygiene rules!!!
nearly bald tho...
Stainless steel, we are good...
hes way beyond that if he doesn't have a safety tie
Most chefs dont wear hats in the kitchen...
What we learned from this video is Belgian waffles make a great material for sleeping mattresses.
Mohamed Alfalo Funny you mention that. The Belgians discovered long ago that they could eat their mattresses.
Those Marshmallow would make a nice pillow
I've heard of flat bread, but this is rediculous
(rimshot)
This was a girls nickname at my school!!
Crush a bunch of marshmallows, then put it in the microwave. Trust me.
The way they grow is awesome
I'm pretty sure Finnish government won't allow another Chernobyl on their land...
There's the right way to make flat bread, and then there's the cool way!
That's the Max Power way!
Hydraulirieska is new traditional Finnish food.
We, programmers, call this a brute force algorithm :D
Well done shit head you just lost us the game
1:44 I thought we were about to have finger sandwiches.
lel
he shows his middle finger at this picture
Lol wut
Like this one
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@@mariaprince5827 more like these
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Must be a lot of fun, having a hydraulic press.
3:19 "Euugh" 😂😂😂 I love this channel.
Lauri: "I'll crush it a little bit more." 2:29
Made me laugh really hard. This channel in a nutshell. And yes, after passing 2 million subs, you two are definitely crushing it.
I wouldn't love this channel as much as I do if he didn't have his awesome accent.
Funny how he can understandably pronounce everything but hydraulic.
@@walmartdog1142 What do you mean? He could say any English word (including hydraulic) and anyone would be able to understand.
heh, firstly I thought, he is Mexican )))
@@Wow4ik4ik Are you deaf? How could you think he is mexican?
Jordan Rage he knows how to pronounce it he has said in a video that’s how he started saying it so he can’t change the opener because it wouldn’t be the same
This is the stuff TH-cam was made for. You guys are awesome.
"I don't feel any kind of sick, just really t'irsty." I feel that on a deep level.
Now that's what i call *F L A T B R E A D*
NEW From Subway. Hydraulic flatwrap
Flat bread is indian chapati (roti) from ancient times
Lol yesterday i ate flat bread
We need a Hydraulic Press Cooking Show.
I want to see a 10 layer sandwich made of compressed food.
But really this is the best/funniest video in a while. Absolute classics! Such as Lauri's face of regret when he takes the first bite. 'Tirsty'. 'Faffles'. 'I crush it a little bit more.' All perfect, charming, never change.
Mom: want any flatbread?
Me: lemme just crush the bread..
Mom:THATS NOT WHAT I MENT!
Now you have to make a sandwich with those tools. Put whole bread, 200-300 grams of cheese, ham and one more bread on top. On your taste you can add iceberg salad, eggs, tomatoes, cucumber :)
And a favorite of theirs: "salty cucumbers."
After crushing the marshmallows, take a blow torch top the top and TOAST them up. Awesome vid !
I just love your accent!
Press Whey Protein powder to the point it becomes a cookie 🍪!!!
Maybe you can become rich with that invention!! 😀
We need a giant Smores video. Graham crackers and chocolate are next for the press then red hot press them together.
Red-hot pressing is top 3 things missing from my life
5:52 Anni makes the best sounds.
7:14
8:25
ROFL
xdd
Cant expect much from a reindeer
Her laugh/laughs/laughing is super infectious! Brilliant!!
"His name is Hydeaulic Member."
"His private was replaced by a machine after an unfortunate pressing accident"
He sounds 55 but looks 30
Hes in his mid 30s if I remember correctly
That face you made after biting the bread was hilarious. Keep up the good work!
Those squashed marshmallow looked just like a pillow!!
This may already be a thing, but I think it would be really cool to see like a "behind the press" channel where we would get to see you machining and upkeeping the different tools you use in the hydraulic press videos. I don't know about anyone else but I personally would love to get to see more of the hard work that goes into making these beautiful press videos.
When the choice is to either crush harder or not crush harder, always crush harder.
Crushed Bread. Best invention since sliced bread.
@Frank H Bergeron Broken bread, break bread
Now I want hydraulic pressed bread with hydraulic pressed peanut butter and hydraulic pressed jam with some hydraulic pressed coffee
Oh yes...I would like to see them brew some coffee from hydraulic pressed beans!
@@MikeGrattan sort of a Hydraulic French Press?
☕👍😀
@@WoodworkerDon YASSS! ☕☕☕
Espresso is compacted coffee...
@@WoodworkerDon you meanhydraulic ultrafinnish press
" I crush it little bit more" oh how we love that accent.
I really liked the two of you do this as a couple. It’s fun to hear your spouse laugh at what a fun way it is to entertain others and create a nice income. Congratulations
Who else is hoping for a "Hydraulic Press Kitchen" shirt to be released? :)
Hello from Oregon, US!
Yes where all the ingredients are first pressed and or modified/mixed together in the press before cooking or eating.
Portland here haha
Man I've always been wondering how much air they sell me when I buy a loaf... Thanks for clarifying :D
Shit face
Isnt bread ususlly sold by weight? So basically you only pay for bread :D
The question I've been wondering myself for years. Thank you for finally answering!
HP cooking lesson 1: How to turn marshmallows into marshpillow.
You could crush peanuts to make instant peanut butter.
Already done.
Thanks! Must have missed that one.@@leonstrongbow2410
@@leonstrongbow2410 link?
@@GOAT_GOATERSON th-cam.com/video/OTTcPVV9WWs/w-d-xo.html here
@@Allumious thank you!
Graham Crackers. We crush them and mix them with butter to make cheesecake crust. You could do this all at once. One stick of butter and a few packs of graham crackers.
This would be an amazing commercial for light and fluffy waffles. showing how light and fluffy they are no matter how much pressure they're under
Love your channel, your videos brighten my day. Wish you both the best and keep up the good work
Great for camping yes because it will resist mould and falling to pieces and is also compact. While this is funny curiosity what a great camping idea thanks
Kyle Usher haha it would be the everlasting pizza slice like an everlasting gobstopper.
They say, "a pack of potato chips (crisps) is filled up to 50% with air."
Crush them and put them back to the original packaging, to see how much air is really inside.
Maybe try the same with pop-corn too...
Popcorn could be interesting. Crash all those un-popped and half-popped kernels!
Press 5lb of spaghetti in to a bar and eat it like on the Simpsons
That... is not at all what I imagined him looking like.
The bread turned out looking like a really bad pancake.
Deep fry it. Bet it would be DANK
5:10 IT'S ALIVE !!! You created a monster lol
So this is your secret family recipe for flat bread
Wow! They have it! Canned Bread!
Make sausages with the hydraulic press
Sausage filler 5,000,000!!!
This is one way to make a lot of dough from crushing bread!
"1 bite is equal to 10 bites" it's like elven bread from Lord of the rings :D
I think you should do a round 2 with the loaf of bread, keep folding it and make an entire loaf of bread as small as you can and take a bite of it
7:08 close your eyes and listen
Compressed bread could be the new staple in MRE's. Like pemmican compared to fresh meat.
Dehydration is similar.
Loved this episode. The wife’s reactions are golden.
I was laughing most of the way through this video. Thanks!
I’m going to be saying “faffles” all day now
😂 god i love this channel
I'm disappointed!!! You didn't say "And here we go"! at 1:48. That, to me makes your videos.
You and your wife keep up the good work. You both seem to love doing these things together and it also brings happiness to my life as well, watching you both do these crazy things together. :-)
a tool to prevent the bread from escaping. Best description ever
3:19 this sound :D
Now I want to see them compress entire meals into just a few bites
It works only stuff that has relatively small amount of water and lot of air. Wet stuff won't compress that much
Fast food restaurants have been doing that a long time!!😁
I've heard that one small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man.
Alas, Lauri is still a curious little boy at heart. 👦
This reminds me of homer Simpson, when he compressed spaghetti into a cube, ate it, pondered, then immediately called an ambulance.
Loved that😂😂😂
Ever since I got my Bread Compactor 5,000,000™, I've been the talk of the town and my family for how much bread goodness I can pack into every bite. Thanks!
This was the best thing since squashed bread!
Is it weird that I read that as squash-ed?
I want hydraulic pressed bread...
7:14 someone keep that sound effect
"Ant...now we are goink to try vaffles, yes..." Dude, your accent has cast a spell over me. It doesn't matter what you crush, I'm here for the accent!
You can make ultra-thin smash burgers and then cook them with the flamethrower
I love smashed bread. You could use the marshmallows in a cake layer. Great job guys very fun to watch! Have a good one guys see ya next time:D
Love how u jump right into ur videos no bs.
Welcome back to the hydraulic press kitchen...
Hydraulic flat bread coming to a grocery store near you soon!
I'd totally buy a big flat marshmallow pancake thingy if they sold them
*hpc eats the compressed bread*
"...Hospital please."
When you need to eat breakfast fast just take a bite
And when you arrive at your work you are still chewing.
We should all pronounce waffles the way Lauri pronounces waffles!
Foffels!
Fuffles
You smell of ass
@@bigsmoke8571 why are you hanging out with Asses
How many breads have you eaten in your life?
I love it when extra content has guts!!!!
5:52 that sigh you let out when you have another mess to clean up