"We are wasting all of our time fighting each other, like fools. For what? For pride? Glory? What are pride and glory but the constructs of long dead men, and yet the world is for the living." - Northernlion, 2019, on Wyatts in Tetris 99
1.Wyatt=the guy at the end who always has max 4 lines filled even if focused by tripple tetris 2.Send em=fast clearing lines just to relieve pressure 3.Garbage hole=the hole which is under filled lines 4.Opportunists=people who attack him 5.We go badges=attacker's mode to KO 6.Mad catz=an excuse for his terrible piece placement
@@orfeassynetos3788 Clearing a certain amount of lines, special moves and combos send garbage. Having more badges and people targeting you multiply it.
@@orfeassynetos3788 You clear lines,they get sent as a line missing 1 block,if its a tetris,it rises as a "garbage hole" where you need the long piece to fill it
I'll be honest, I was a little skeptical about this series when you started it. I figured it would get boring fast. I was wrong, I REALLY enjoy these videos. Seeing how quickly you've improved/adapted adds an even more satisfying layer to this already great series
NL's Tetris jargon has been immensely satisfying to listen to lately, probably more so than it has any right to be! Really love these videos and am starting to wish that Tetris99 would come to the PC! I was certainly expecting a few more "We've been targeted for deletion." comments in that crazy first game since it was the perfect place for it. Its just such visceral analysis of the situation for a digital multiplayer game like Tetris when in the span of a couple of moments you can be ended if the right people have your number.
27:53 He could've had a perfect clear here if he had switched out the next piece with the I piece he had stored! Damn, i would've liked to see that shit.
That first game is exactly why I watch this game, so good. My man actually beat a 2v1 Wyatt encounter in every trash wave so hard they either shoved off or died fighting. Mad catz'd was the only thing that ruined him Second game also so good, longest roarshack I've ever seen with 9 targets AND HE KILLED ALL BUT ONE OF THEM. Can't believe we're only 1/10 on Wyatt Module Installment Progress. This mans gonna be a tetris god by 10/10
Very rarely are my jimmies rustled over a mistake I probably would've made in the moment myself, but damn that missed all clear at 27:48 was a real stinger
It's fun to watch you go, even if you do make a lot of silly mistakes when the pressure is on. You've also made a lot of super clutch plays too when it looked like you were gonna choke, so these videos are full of excitement!
Wondering whether or not NL would be able scratch his nose without being forcibly deleted by some cowardly opportunists was the most suspenseful 30 seconds of my year so far.
Egg Lord you're getting better, you're ready for the next step. When some new garbage is about to spawn under you you should wait a second to see where the garbage hole is first then you can start digging down to it.
Nl, great video, but please read this: When garbage is stacking up on the left it is the worst time to slow down. why? well as you can see, the garbage colors go from yellow, to pink, to flashing, and when it is flashing, it means that the next block you place will send the garbage to your screen. so basically, if you wait and think on what to do instead of playing fast, you are stripping yourself from two extra blocks you couldve placed to deal with said garbage. hope you understand what i mean
Lmao NL systematically ate up all the big fishes till the last person left was some guy with almoat no badges, and NL was feelin the pressure so he was only doing one line clears and not sending much garbage
I have been watching this madness since like episode two or three and I still have no idea what words are actual tetris words and which ones the Egg just made up. I am enjoying myself but I really have no idea what is going on, or how this game works
Late to comment so NL probably wont see it, but others might be looking for advice in the comments. Unless you're experienced and confident in your ability to quickly clear lines, it's best to never target attackers when you don't have badges. All that does is force yourself to be targeted by people targeting randoms, KO's and others who have "attacker" targeted(if you kill your target, it auto selects a new one so your opponent a lot of times has ko's and you'll be stuck in a loop until one of you dies if both are targeting eachother). If you're targeting attackers or randoms and have too many people on you, switch to KO's and most of the time your problems will go away. Plus it sends your lines to whoever is most likely to go down as a result, so that's more badge potential which also means more line clearing and "trash" sending potential.
That second(?) game was actually extremely impressive. I feel like NL just needs to get a bit better at targetting strategies and he'd jump up quite a lot in win %.
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Local 30 Year Old Canadian Challenges Unarmed Passerby To Gunfight, Cries "Wyatt" Before Fatally Shooting Man
That poor guy he beat in his winning match had no badges.
I cant stop laughing rn from this comment. Thank You.
@@officiallorechannel6902 I'd attribute that to NL being very strategic, while the other guy was probably just a survivor.
Police files report he had an “egg shaped head”
in court, he pleaded guilty to manslaughter on the basis that he had glaucoma
"We are wasting all of our time fighting each other, like fools. For what? For pride? Glory? What are pride and glory but the constructs of long dead men, and yet the world is for the living."
- Northernlion, 2019, on Wyatts in Tetris 99
Thank you for catching the quote.
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Wait a minute, de he make that all up? I was for sure thinking that he was quoting someone else
the egg is good
@@Htown1738 4:15
NL thinking he was fighting Wyatt when in actuality HE was the Wyatt
Whoever fights Wyatts should see to it that in the process he does not become a Wyatt.
Ryan before getting a W: "I will never become that which I hate"
Ryan after getting some W's: "Wyatt modules installing..."
Is this an extract from the revolutionary R L Stevenson Novella 'Dr Rorschach and Mr Wyatt'?
He literally said "Me and the other Wyatts"
*Hit em with the 'ole Send and Scratch*
No comment
@@eptothefrep
hit em with the ol slap and slide
NL's Tetris jargon is the most satisfying stuff I've ever heard. We really don't deserve such quality content
this is like the opposite of a redemption arc. egg's fall to wyattism
@@wight2211 *become the wyatt
wyautism
My sister watching the video with me, currently learning English: "I think I learned -send them-"
Wholesome and hilarious comment
Imagining your sister saying "send them" in similar energy situations in real life worry me greatly
@@loganhenry2838 As long as she doesn't say "I need to clean the garbage hole", I'm not worried
@@frenchexpat5601 she won't need to if she keeps it clean.
For real though, NL's videos are amazing for learning english. I started watching him when I was 14 and it definitly helped me a great deal.
Northernlion, when that "t-spin" text appears on the left side of the screen, it's not an enemy's t-spin, it's yours!
NL should include a Tetris glossary in the video description.
This guy uses the same description he has been using for years, you're asking too much man
1.Wyatt=the guy at the end who always has max 4 lines filled even if focused by tripple tetris
2.Send em=fast clearing lines just to relieve pressure
3.Garbage hole=the hole which is under filled lines
4.Opportunists=people who attack him
5.We go badges=attacker's mode to KO
6.Mad catz=an excuse for his terrible piece placement
@@RayVitoles hey while you are at it. Do you have any idea how garbage works in this game? I dont get it
@@orfeassynetos3788 Clearing a certain amount of lines, special moves and combos send garbage. Having more badges and people targeting you multiply it.
@@orfeassynetos3788 You clear lines,they get sent as a line missing 1 block,if its a tetris,it rises as a "garbage hole" where you need the long piece to fill it
Please, stop praying for NL!!! You are making him too strong. He is starting to believe and the agents can´t get him. He is too powerful.
Take a shot whenever NL covers the garbage hole when the next block is a line piece.
But i don't wanna die
I imagine myself flipping a table every time
I’m not trying to die my dude
pepeMeltdown ALCOHOL POISONING pepeMeltdown
26:04 that garbled speech ended with a perfect Tommy Wiseau "hahaaha" was gold
"What a story Wyatt!"
Shuffling Rorschach Targeting Matrix: Progress 2/10
more like POGGERS 2/10
Plot twist: Enelle was the Wyatt all along.
I'll be honest, I was a little skeptical about this series when you started it. I figured it would get boring fast. I was wrong, I REALLY enjoy these videos. Seeing how quickly you've improved/adapted adds an even more satisfying layer to this already great series
NL's Tetris jargon has been immensely satisfying to listen to lately, probably more so than it has any right to be! Really love these videos and am starting to wish that Tetris99 would come to the PC! I was certainly expecting a few more "We've been targeted for deletion." comments in that crazy first game since it was the perfect place for it. Its just such visceral analysis of the situation for a digital multiplayer game like Tetris when in the span of a couple of moments you can be ended if the right people have your number.
27:53 He could've had a perfect clear here if he had switched out the next piece with the I piece he had stored! Damn, i would've liked to see that shit.
The ol' *SEND N' SCRATCH*
This starting battle he had was fought so valiantly
you sound so different than your older binding of isaac videos! oh my gosh! i just went from a 2012 video to this one and i was shocked
That first game is exactly why I watch this game, so good. My man actually beat a 2v1 Wyatt encounter in every trash wave so hard they either shoved off or died fighting. Mad catz'd was the only thing that ruined him
Second game also so good, longest roarshack I've ever seen with 9 targets AND HE KILLED ALL BUT ONE OF THEM.
Can't believe we're only 1/10 on Wyatt Module Installment Progress. This mans gonna be a tetris god by 10/10
it feels good to actually see you improve so much. it's amazing to see you watch garbage holes so much better now.
Daddy egg has ascended from the realm of mere mortals! Seriously, it's fun to watch you getting so much better. Your placement is much more on point
Real talk, you can already see Ryan getting better and it's actually so cool.
Damn Wyatt cheating to attain goals, poor sportsmanship against a poor egg
The Tetrising of Isaac: Battle Rebirth
The Binding of I-block: Tetrepentance
Luckily NL beat it 38:24
That first game was really good! Constantly attacked, yet he protecc
AAAAND HE'S DONE IT
Very rarely are my jimmies rustled over a mistake I probably would've made in the moment myself, but damn that missed all clear at 27:48 was a real stinger
It's fun to watch you go, even if you do make a lot of silly mistakes when the pressure is on. You've also made a lot of super clutch plays too when it looked like you were gonna choke, so these videos are full of excitement!
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN
THE MAD MAN
That first match, he was really just battling one Wyatt almost the entire time. That was pretty incredible
You won vs a guy with no badges, he didn't have a chance
The most annoying part of this game and possibly the only annoying part..
The flashing loading symbol pieces don't flash to the loading theme music
Installing Wyatt modules
...Annie are you Oakley... Are you Oakley...
Are you Oakley, Annie...
"It was not greed, it was fear."
Yoo that win was intense as heck, I felt the stress just watching haha
Great job man, you are certainly a better Tetris player than I :D
You either die fighting a Wyatt,
Or you see yourself live long enough to become one...
-Goku Burnett, 3/27/19
Such a valliant effort from our friend NL 24:19- 26:03
I am genuinely amazed at how quickly this man ascends at Tetris, but continues to fall at Slay the Spire.
dude i freaking love the way you talk and how youre voice sounds
Wondering whether or not NL would be able scratch his nose without being forcibly deleted by some cowardly opportunists was the most suspenseful 30 seconds of my year so far.
Egg Lord you're getting better, you're ready for the next step.
When some new garbage is about to spawn under you you should wait a second to see where the garbage hole is first then you can start digging down to it.
That 2nd game had some actual genius level plays towards the end, amazing to watch
Tetris is making NL the best commentator Ive ever heard
Holy shit that first game that guy was sending you like everything in the planet didn't help that their was another person attacking too
Do a T-Spin dad
Nl, great video, but please read this:
When garbage is stacking up on the left it is the worst time to slow down. why?
well as you can see, the garbage colors go from yellow, to pink, to flashing, and when it is flashing, it means that the next block you place will send the garbage to your screen.
so basically, if you wait and think on what to do instead of playing fast, you are stripping yourself from two extra blocks you couldve placed to deal with said garbage.
hope you understand what i mean
That battle with the final Wyatt was intense
Another excellent episode, well done NL!
this is my new isaac that isnt issac, but i still watch it instead of just listening for the soothing dulce tones.
serious respect with level 1M BOI plays every day. but this is top notch again. fucking real good. love it.
I've been looking forward to this all day, thanks
16:04 let's goooooooooooo
* sings * Annie are they oakles, Annie are they oakles
7:00 I am so upset that you didn't stash the long blue "I", place the red, then pull the I piece back out for a Tetris.
Great episode. Keep it up. Proud of you.
if you want more targets on you early, try building up a tower (you can easily clear) tall enough to go into the red, attracting the ko seekers
Actually godlike plays from our egg man here.
Did anyone else's nose start itching during this episode? He sent 'em all right.
27:30 two all clear opportunities thrown into the ether.
Great gameplay, man! Wow! Cannot believe the clutch plays :O
He did it again, bois! Wumbo be trembling right now.
how am I getting excited about a Tetris gameplay?
Because its so good
@@Droid15243Z So good!
When you see the last guy with 0 badges you just know it's a win.
A Wise Nek once said: "just build!"
Lmao NL systematically ate up all the big fishes till the last person left was some guy with almoat no badges, and NL was feelin the pressure so he was only doing one line clears and not sending much garbage
New video title: Canadian E-sports professional desires only for the strength to send'em. (Gone bald)
He shouted out Wumbo!
Northernlion, Slayer of Wyatts, Devourer of opportunists
He has ascended. He’s staring to see the matrix.
"Me and the other Wyatts"
NL has ascend
20:38 "He 's beginning to believe"
Even if it was against a guy with no badges, that was a great win. I think that was the best you've played
I swear every time he clears lines using an orange piece my life expectancy goes down 10 minutes.
He's finally acknowledged that he IS the the Wyatt
The last couple of seconds of the first win almoat got me
I have been watching this madness since like episode two or three and I still have no idea what words are actual tetris words and which ones the Egg just made up. I am enjoying myself but I really have no idea what is going on, or how this game works
#prayersupforalextrebek
"Breaking news: local crazy man screams at have a Subway employee because his name was Wyatt"
16:40 ya boi took a shot at the champ and got utterly fucked up
12:02 He said 'Let's go' but didn't continue to drop the beat! :(
Late to comment so NL probably wont see it, but others might be looking for advice in the comments.
Unless you're experienced and confident in your ability to quickly clear lines, it's best to never target attackers when you don't have badges. All that does is force yourself to be targeted by people targeting randoms, KO's and others who have "attacker" targeted(if you kill your target, it auto selects a new one so your opponent a lot of times has ko's and you'll be stuck in a loop until one of you dies if both are targeting eachother).
If you're targeting attackers or randoms and have too many people on you, switch to KO's and most of the time your problems will go away. Plus it sends your lines to whoever is most likely to go down as a result, so that's more badge potential which also means more line clearing and "trash" sending potential.
What do I say when NL suggests more Tetris content? I say send 'em
Wow, he's gotten fantastic at this game.
This may never end.
Wyatt has gotten a hold of the itching powder *dear god*
Gotta be able to come back from the brink and get yourself out, and NL does that rather quite well.
Another ep! thanks egg father
Did he admit to being a Wyatt
my man came out on top of an 8 way rosarch
What the heck even happened to the egg since the first episode? I can't even process the end of that first game.
That second(?) game was actually extremely impressive. I feel like NL just needs to get a bit better at targetting strategies and he'd jump up quite a lot in win %.
That first round though, was great fighting.
What the hell is this rorschach at 9:29???
35:15 you move like they move now
Love this series
Nonstop action, the likes no battleground game has ever seen
Play Zeds and S pieces one space apart and fill the line with a T-Spin purpleboy.