Funny thing is, the next vid in the autoplay list is the Zookeeper review - if you look at this one from about 8:45, the two movies have almost the same composition for their pictures.
The only instant that actually got a laugh out of me was the "probe/buttplug" joke that came back when they were slow-dancing, because it just caught me so off-guard. "Gay interterrestrial sex" in a children's movie? Okay movie, you get *One Point* for being sneaky and making me chuckle. Just one. Lmao
My philosophy when it comes to these children movies is if multiple children ( The movies target audience ) walk out upset at the movie, it is an automatic fuck you. Children who watch these types of movies will generally accept anything. Even if they don't like a movie, many times they'll still watch it, simply to see how it ends. Hell, many times leaving isn't even an option that enters their mind. Even I as a child used to watch some grade A shit and I still have relatively fond memories of it. I know kids who have watched movies that they flat out don't enjoy just because of either good visuals or there's one character they love. If any movie manages to make one of these type of kids bored enough to flat out leave, it's complete and irredeemable trash.
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Still one of my favourite Spill reviews. Everyone bullying Leon at the end will never not be hysterical.
FYI. Carlisle left spill to pursue a career in writing. He was one of the writers who wrote Sinister! No joke.
And then later helped write Doctor Strange
Children walked out of a free screening? No wonder Korey gave it a “Planet Fuck You-1!”
Funny thing is, the next vid in the autoplay list is the Zookeeper review - if you look at this one from about 8:45, the two movies have almost the same composition for their pictures.
14:11 iirc Cargill was referencing the fact Martin has kids irl
Right. There's a reason he said "2 girls" specifically.
The only instant that actually got a laugh out of me was the "probe/buttplug" joke that came back when they were slow-dancing, because it just caught me so off-guard. "Gay interterrestrial sex" in a children's movie? Okay movie, you get *One Point* for being sneaky and making me chuckle. Just one. Lmao
This is a really old video and the only thing that didn’t age well was when they were talking about the rock voice acting
These aliens look like the noseless cousins of Shrek.
forgot this thing was a movie
My philosophy when it comes to these children movies is if multiple children ( The movies target audience ) walk out upset at the movie, it is an automatic fuck you.
Children who watch these types of movies will generally accept anything. Even if they don't like a movie, many times they'll still watch it, simply to see how it ends. Hell, many times leaving isn't even an option that enters their mind. Even I as a child used to watch some grade A shit and I still have relatively fond memories of it.
I know kids who have watched movies that they flat out don't enjoy just because of either good visuals or there's one character they love. If any movie manages to make one of these type of kids bored enough to flat out leave, it's complete and irredeemable trash.
10:04 that shit should've been scrapped cause......... fuck!
xD Korey's laugh at the end nearly killed me!
That voice he’s doing reminds me of Mario from Glove and Boots. XD
I think it was bender from futurama that said the antanea thing.
And people think cartoons nowadays suck.
They do nowadays sometimes especially stuff like this. But this isn't horrible
They said Astro Boy was a great animated film and that really wasn't much better than this.
What Movie Did Kevin Smith Do The "ET Crossing The Moon" Bit?
Jay and silent bob strike back
Holy shit this is one of their funniest reviews! ROFL
I just discovered this and their “Letters to Juliet” one, they’re funny!
Wait, these are the guys from double toasted wtf 😭😭😭
Makes cars 2 looks like toys story 3.
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I didn’t know what to type, so I just typed in a bunch of animals
Lol now the rock is also popular for voice acting
Whatever happened to Carlyle? He doesn't seem to be reviewing with them too much anymore.
He left to pursue his writing career in 2010. He wrote the two Sinister movies and Doctor Strange.
51/1000
Lol poor Leon
Hypothetically if you had girls Martin Martin Martin
The only good part is the Alien Dogs, and I want one.
@SweetSingingMelody
You musta been the guy they were talking about at the end of the review xP
the rock only did this only to get some of that sweet Jessica biel
Só fotos ne quem concorda comigo ? Mas à mesma um abraço meu grande amigo .
This movie is Some Ol' Bulls**t! End of.
This movie is so average in my opinion
IGGY
Ah yea
Azela