WiFi blues.

[Verse 1] (rapped)
I'm sitting here with my phone in hand,
The WiFi's lost, like it's on vacation in some distant land.
The loading wheel spins like a carousel,
My patience burns out - WiFi, go to hell!
Netflix is frozen, TH-cam won't load,
My router's blinking red - what a heavy code!
I scream to the sky: "Give me a sign!"
But the WiFi stays silent - a digital crime!
[Chorus] (sung)
Oh WiFi blues, you're driving me insane (insane...)
Every stream keeps crashing, it's such a pain (a pain...)
Why are you so weak when I need you most? (you most...)
Your signal disappears like a ghost! (a ghost...)
[Verse 2] (rapped)
Last night I tried to chill with my favorite show,
But the loading screen was all I got to know.
I called my provider, they said: "It's all fine!" ("All fine...")
But my router just laughed: "Not tonight, sunshine!"
My neighbor's streaming movies - stealing my speed!
He says: "Sorry dude, my cable meets my need!"
I fight with my router like a gladiator in Rome,
But the internet's dead - I'm left alone!
[Chorus] (sung)
Oh WiFi blues, you're driving me insane (insane...)
Every stream keeps crashing, it's such a pain (a pain...)
Why are you so weak when I need you most? (you most...)
Your signal disappears like a ghost! (a ghost...)
[Bridge] (half sung/half rapped)
I dream of fiber speeds - fast and clear (so clear...)
4K streams without a single tear! (a tear!)
But here I sit with one bar in the room,
Trapped in this WiFi dungeon of doom!
[Verse 3] (rapped)
My laptop screams: "No network found!"
I feel like a pirate lost and drowned.
The router blinks SOS - I won't give in,
But my patience? It's wearing thin.
I just wanna stream and relax for a while,
But the WiFi's got plans: "Let him suffer in style!"
[Chorus] (sung)
Oh WiFi blues, you're driving me insane (insane...)
Every stream keeps crashing, it's such a pain (a pain...)
Why are you so weak when I need you most? (you most...)
Your signal disappears like a ghost! (a ghost...)
[Outro] (spoken/sung)
Oh WiFi blues... you're my greatest foe...
One day I'll defeat you... but today I'm too slow...