The (cis) Straights Are at it Again
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ส.ค. 2024
- Are the cis okay? Not really
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The Venn diagram of the "WE CAN ALWAYS TELL" mfs and the "I'M WORRIED ABOUT ACCIDENTALLY SLEEPING WITH A TRANSGENDER" mfs is a circle.
It's just a circle
A flat circle at that
LMAO. I legit lol'd irl at the accuracy.
@@trevorchester4439 I mean it's not like transphobes ever sleep with any adults consensually: why else would they look up to the likes of Matt "I violate my children all the time" Walsh and the international human trafficker Andrew Tate?
Trans people don't want to sleep with you. Cos people don't want to sleep with you. Your personality is the only contraceptive you'll ever need.
@@trevorchester4439 pissbaby alert
"So...Have you always been a woman?"
No...Before I was a woman, I was a girl. And before that I was a baby!
Yes, this!
@@cyclicozone2072 babe why are you here if you’re just going to be transphobic. Go touch grass
@@clovelikethespice I reported them for hate speech 👍
@@cyclicozone2072 bestie stop talking before you say anything even more stupid than your original claim. This space is not for you
Lol, I made essentially this same comment before I saw yours. Funny how they believe trans folks are forcing genders onto and sexualizing children, then turnaround and call babies men and women, put "I love Boobs" & "Chick Magnet" onesies on their infants, tell their toddler can't like pink because they're a boy, and that their 3yo female friend at preschool is their fiancé now while hoping one day they'll have sex with her to make them grandbabies.
Like, Jeez, project much?
The "Goodbye life, Hello wife" sign would be cute in the home of a vampire couple where one of them gave up their humanity for eternal life with their girlfriend
... unfortunately I don't think that's what was intended
The way I automatically just picture two lesbian vampires with this sign
@@stellacalder5023 the fact that most og vampires were created as a warning against the gays but we just fully embrace them
@@friendlyneigborhoodbean All I’m saying that if someone gave me the option to be immortal, dress goth, and act really dramatic, I wouldn’t say noooo…
@@BluAru especially if it comes with a hot woman
The power of our community to rework and reclaim awful stuff to make it wholesome will never stop giving me hope
Me and my friend put pride flag stickers in our small town and we saw an old woman took her grandson to the place i put them and said there's your flag which was the trans flag it was so cute to see I will never forget that moment
Edit
I went back to the place where I put the flags on and people put more flags on it and lgbtq quotes :]
I was expecting negative reactions but this makes me so happy!
You helped that kid have a chance at a good life filled with love and acceptance 🥰🥰
“And everyone clapped”
Jk, that’s cool to hear
Aww I want to see the wall
@Ville How is it not? It's wholesome and helping to spread acceptance.
Ok, say it with me, everyone.
👏IF👏YOU👏DON'T👏LIKE👏YOUR👏PARTNER👏DON'T👏HAVE👏A👏PARTNER
Allos be like "BUT I CAN'T STAND BEING ALONE WITH MYSELF!"
I don't even get why you'd want to be in a relationship with someone you don't like. It seems simple: I'd you don't like someone, don't try to build a life with them. Why don't cishets get that?
@@DrZaius3141 I mean I can't stand being alone with myself, but I'd rather be alone than with someone who hates me.
sadly won't help. The worst in this don't WANT to hear that 😢 and never will
Not to be a French Canadian know it all but it would be "Je lis mon livre" ou "je suis en train de lire mon livre" the way you said it basically translates to "I am book reading"
Hello all, you lovely little beans inside my cell phone screen. I hope everyone has a good rest of their day :)
Hello, primary public representative of the LGibbity Committee
Thank you and hope you have an amazing day too luv ❤
Thank you, you too
I wanna get outta here, I don't like being in a phone :(
That guy who blames "the LGBT" for a lack of available women... it's pure blame-shifting. Some people would rather accuse literally anything, or even make stuff up, before they'll admit it might possibly be even slightly their own fault they can't find/keep a significant other.
maybe the bigotry is unbecoming? hehe
That’s correct. There isn’t a lack of available women. There’s just a lack of women interested in dating that guy.
@@marioluigi9599You know feminism is an equal rights movement, right? That’s all it is.
@@marioluigi9599 Your point being?
@@marioluigi9599 It cares about all genders equally though?
"My b/tch wife" is a genre of comedy I don't think I'll ever understand. I get your spouse sometimes annoying you, but I do not get the humorousness of "haha, we secretly hate each other but cultural pressures pushed us together and/or keep us from separating!".
So what you're saying is that cishet people (think they) are being peer pressured to be (with) someone they are not/don't like... Does that sound familair to anyone?
This is why the only animated sitcom I can really stand to watch is "Bob's Burgers." You actually get the impression that Bob and Linda Belcher actually love and care for each other, and that they genuinely love and are loved by Tina, Gene, and Louise. With other families in similar shows like "Family Guy," "Rick And Morty," "American Dad," or "The Simpsons" it seems like everyone in the family hates everyone else, and the only reason they're staying together is because if they weren't together there wouldn't be a show anymore. It's a real sad state where "What if a family loved eachother?" is a groundbreaking comedic premise.
Heard a comic that I usually like say on a talk show recently that his wife doesn't like him but they've been together 22 years so they'll just pretend it's not so.
a great example of amatonormativity at work
In fairness, a lot of people stay together for their kid’s sake. After years of marriage, love often fades. Maybe you won’t come to hate them, but the person you committed your whole life to might start feeling more like a business partner for the family then your soulmate. Obviously if the relationship is actively hostile, destructive, or abusive, that’s not something any children should be subjected to, but plenty of parents do tolerate each other and recognize that divorce would just come with more headache than relief. My parents were like this. Their love died years ago, but they stayed together until my siblings and I were out of the house. They just lost their spark, but didn’t want to disrupt our lives by ending things. I’m always thankful for that. My best friend, on the other hand, went through his parent’s divorce at 10. He’s still working through a lot of tough issues with his dad that stem from that. That isn’t to say his parents should have stayed together, but he definitely felt abandoned after his dad left and started a new family. Life isn’t all about personal love, and for many they find fulfillment in raising a family. What needs to end is people valuing maintaining a family over actually insuring a healthy childhood for their children.
If someone asked me if I've always been a woman, I'd say "Yes, I was just in denial about it for years because everyone told me I was a boy."
I like, that's a question for philosophy.
@@cyclicozone2072 I hope you can learn more about trans people, learn that we are valid and not be hateful to us any more.
Liar spotted
@@MarkCalise wtf does valid mean? Girls sure love saying that word like it means anything
@@cajunking5987Valid:
adjective
(of an argument or point) having a sound basis in logic or fact; reasonable or cogent.
legally binding due to having been executed in compliance with the law.
legally or officially acceptable.
The bit about women apologizing to their husbands was very icky. I like the Polish tradition of oplatek better -- on Christmas Eve, the head of the household breaks off a piece of a wafer called an oplatek and gives it to their spouse, saying what they are thankful for, wishing them good health for the new year, or asking forgiveness for something from the old year. They then share it with the next family member and all the way down to the youngest. It's also not unhealthily gendered or misogynistic , so bonus points I guess?
This is awesome! I'm part Polish, and I never knew about this!
My family does that too, although we call that wigilia and we treat it as "positive things we meant to say over the year"
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@@KristiChan1 omg same
We've generally used it for just exchanging well wishes, though saying sorry for the wrongdoings too if needed, the act of breaking the wafer as accepting the apology, forgiveness and peace. Never heard of there being a particular order you do it in though, we'd simply look the closest person who's not currently exchanging wishes with anyone else :p
Jamie wanting just the "hello wife" part sign is incredibly sweet.
@@marioluigi9599 dude why even put in the effort to be transphobic 😭 jamie literally has a beard and a full sausage in his pants
@@marioluigi9599 Jamie has a happier wife than you'll ever have, a flatter chest than you'll ever have, better facial hair than you'll ever have, and a bigger trouser trout than you'll ever have. He's more man than every man that agrees with you combined.
And yes, straight men who date trans women are straight. Straight men who date tall women are straight. Straight men who date butch women are straight. Straight men who date any kind of woman and no kinds of man are straight: trans women are women, therefore straight men who date them are indeed straight. Being straight isn't exactly an exclusive club. It's not that difficult to understand. Also plenty of trans women have had their downstairs remodeled, or don't like having that area touched at all: get your information about trans women from somewhere other than futa porn.
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@@marioluigi9599 You have an unhealthy obsession with hating on Jamie, I think you might have some internalised issues going on there.
@@marioluigi9599 I can’t imagine hating someone and yet still watching all their TH-cam videos and repeatedly commenting on them. Do you not have a job, or school, or friends? You just sit around all day thinking about trans people? It’s very sad.
That last one boils my blood, these girls are so young and their father is teaching them to silence themselves for the comfort of men.
yeah that one was genuinely very upsetting
Men 🍵
Me dating in 2022-2023: so I'm asexual but romantically attracted to men.
Another guy I like: cool
Now Im in a healthy relationship for the past several months.
Wow its so hard to just figure yourself out be confident and not not act like your entitled to make others feel bad about being gay or trans.
LETS GO
Omg...I totally feel this, I recently came out as a Demisexual who is attracted to men. One person called me straight, and I was like "Um yeah, how you feel attraction and who are attracted to is not the same thing." I am also an AFAB Genderfluid person and had a troll say, "Don't lie you're just a lesbian." LOL being attracted to men is totally not how lesbian works but, trolls got to troll I guess.
I can't figure out what the f*** you people are doing but let me try
So it starts with dating in 2022-2023 which makes sense as far as naming a timeline so we got good data
But then we fall off a hard cliff
omg the cishet tendency to pair up little kids just bc they're the opposite sex is so accurate. my whole family and everyone at the church i went to growing up kept pressuring me and my guy friend from there to get together. for yearS they kept insisting we were gonna get married and even sat us down multiple times to talk us into agreeing to date (tho we never actually did). it was all so fcking awkward and eventually ruined our friendship. the only funny thing about it is that now that im trans i can laugh about them unwittingly shipping two guys together the whole time lol
Yeah, ANY time I socialize at all my grandparents ask me if I have a boyfriend. They've been doing this for my entire life. Joke's on them when they learn that I'm transmasc and omni lol
@@JustAHuman101nice WoF pfp
One of my best buddies is a dude I’ve known since we were literal infants, and it was *so effing weird* that our parents used to joke about us being in a relationship / that we would get married in the future just because we would play together a lot.
At one point there was even a “you can do that when you’re older” comment in reference to one of us saying ‘I wanna sleep with X!’ (… as in nap in the same room) that I vaguely remember but didn’t get why the adults found funny.
Y’all do that but then say the LGBTQIA+ squad are the groomers? 😭
@Ville With you making comments under every post in this thread clearly you do.
Yikes
Cishets: "tRaNs PeOpLe ArE gRoOmErS!!1!!!!"
Also Cishets: Constantly put sex or sex based joke on baby cloths
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@Ville And you will never be funny
@ville_xbecause we definitely asked for the opinion of a self-avowed pdf.file 🙄
@@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos r/rareinsults
@Ville NOFC
9:05 as an afab person, I literally had a guy ask me something like this before. We matched on tinder and arranged a date. And before we were supposed to meet, he texted me "you are a REAL woman right? I mean, were you born a woman?"
I assured him that I was, in fact, born a woman, and he was all relieved. Then I stood him up and unmatched him
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@Ville I never said I'm not a girl, lol
@Trevor Chester well, I suppose a transphobic person wouldn't want to date someone who'd call them out on their transphobia, so 🤷🏻♀️
How transphobic of him💀
Your videos are brilliant. I'm a granny and when people (not just of my generation) say something stupid that I know is just plain wrong it's excellent to have a little internet store af various proper experts I can consult so I can arm myself with proper actual real FACTS! Thank you.
i love seeing people like you!! proof that homophobia/transphobia isn't something we have to deal with because the older generations "won't learn" thanks for being so awesome ❤️
@@parkerburr9556 Gay men were going to prison in my lifetime. My gran had two gay friends who worked in the theatre who I thought were brilliant and kind. I think there were a few trans people about but apart from April Ashley they were very much under the radar. Everything was very euphemistic and guarded because for a lot of people, being truly yourself was extremely dangerous. I'm not awesome, just someone who thinks it's a terrible injustice not being able to live the life you want. Too many people are moralistic nosey parkers who should mind their own business and find a useful hobby that doesn't hurt others.
You are a breath of fresh air and just adorable to boot! I am a 73 year-old cis woman and am so sick of homophobia and transphobia that I am tempted to slap people (although I never would). It has been my observation that the people that are most misunderstood seem to have a greater sense of understanding toward others. I am happiest when I am in the company of such people. Thank you for educating, although I am afraid those that need it most aren’t watching. Sending best energies and many blessings.❤ Thank you for being you.
People like you gives me hope :D
@@snthenightvisitor245 I think it's only a loud and hateful minority that are the big problem. They devote a huge amount of time to hate, often co-ordinated. Lots of people aren't bothered either way and many are openly supportive. I think the hate groups have meaningless lives and want to be in a gang. The hateful just seem much bigger than they really are, they puff themselves up to look huge. All the same, it must be exhausting and upsetting to be at the receiving end.
If you're miserable with your partner, just leave ffs. Pretending never ends well. 💔
Wish I hadn't taken to 35 to learn that one.
I like how so many straight people think they're better than gay/lesbian people, but they literally hate the people they are attracted to. Big L
It depends if they married early. the ones who marry after 30 tend to be a lot more stable. The ones who marry whoever they got pregnant in High School tend to live in armed camps.
Nah for real! I wonder how many people never got to realise they're not so straight/made for monogamy just because hating your spouse was totally acceptable.
If people are so gung-ho on reviving that tradition, the updated version could be both partners apologizing to each other and resolving to do better. Or, even better idea, communicate openly with each other no matter the month
I don't know that that was ever a tradition though. I'm guessing that someone came across an old photo and made up a caption they personally liked the sound of. If it was a widespread practice, I'm sure someone somewhere would have mentioned it before now in a list of old holiday traditions. I've never heard of it. Ever.
Communication is key. My husband and I talk openly and despite some tense moments we've never had an actual fight in almost 17 years because of it. We also have agreed if we're in a sh*tty mood (because sometimes you just wake up in a bad mood) that we give forewarning. "I'm a bitchy mood today. Nothing to do with you so if I'm snippy it's because I'm just bitchy." Helps avoid leading to a fight. We also apologize if there's miscommunication on our part.
By then it becomes basic glaringly obvious manners, not tradition. But yeah, absolutely.
@@deirdrestatham5730 Wow, that's actually amazing! Can't relate but I wish I could. My whole family is a mess of garbage communication skills (including me, unfortunately). To be fair, it's a bit more difficult as an Autistic person, lol.
But then it wouldn't be misogynistic... what fun is that? 🙄
That "tradition" never existed though, the "meme" has been proven false.
"Have you always been a woman?" "No, I used to be a child just like you apparently still are."
The thing I thought was that the answer would of course be "yes".
@@barrylangille3523 let's go over the (simplest way) stages of life:
Baby
Child
Teenager
Adult (in this example this is where they become a woman)
Senior
Corpse
hope that helps you understand better
No, I'm genderfluid. Last week I was a man
"Have you always worn silk clothes?"
"My clothes aren't silk?"
"My mistake, I thought they must be, since they clearly have a worm in them."
@@CelestialBunnyPaws oh my fucking god can i steal that
As far as the whole pink and blue thing....
I love history. Not too long ago, I was learning about the Roman army. There's the iconic image of a legionnaire wearing a red cape. Well, the longer he lived, and the battles he fought in, his cape would become faded (they were not colorfast, and Scotchgard hadn't been invented yet.)
A revered soldier's cape would end up faded to a dusty rose pink hue. So pink was associated with men of strength, fortitude, and cunning.
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@Ville 🤣
Oh that's where it came from! I knew that pink used to be a male-colour, but I didn't know why.
I was a little uncertain when I first found out my personal gender-identity would forevermore be associated with a pink, white and blue flag. But I was uncertain about everything at that point, and a visceral rejection of pink and its associations being applied to me, was only one tiny part of that.
Now I'm glad that it's a spectrum flag, that's equally supportive of all trans individuals.
The same can be said of them being pastel colours - it could be interpreted to be symbolic of 2nd puberty, or that you were genuinely born that gender, no matter what anyone says.
Sometimes it takes a while for the positive associations to kick in.
So about the straight men dating trans women, I have personal evidence proving that it’s possible, and it’s my boyfriend. I, as of posting this, haven’t started hormones yet, but will be starting end of January, and I have been in this relationship for over a year, and about once every 4 months I asked him if he is attracted to me physically, and he always replies with a hard yes, and I honestly don’t deserve him but his response always warms my heart because he says “What’s on the outside doesn’t matter. On the inside you are a woman. And I vowed to stand beside you and see it through. Today you might not look like how you want, but on the inside you are still the same beautiful woman that I fell in love with.”
That is love. This man wouldn’t harm a hair on my head or ever think ill of me. I don’t deserve him, his love, or his patience. I will treasure him till the end of time.
That's so awesome, and of course you deserve him!
I got misty eyed reading Your comment :) Good luck to You and Your BF. He seems like a cool dude.
If he thinks you deserve him, you do
He's a keeper!! ❤️
You're so lucky to have a guy like him! I'm so happy for you reading this! ☺
The one where the parents ship two babies of the opposite sex reminds me of my mom jokingly saying to my 10 year old self that I had a crush on my childhood friend who I've basically known since we were born, I didn't and never have lol
Yeah, just like that, it makes me think of my 11 yr old niece and her (male) best friend down the street. They've known each other since they were 3, when they hang out they play video games, climb trees, and work out how to prank their respective parents, and as far as I can tell, she's still way more interested in skateboarding than boys.
Were anyone to suggest that it's some kind of "young love" or something, any adult who's ever met those kids just laughs. *Boys and girls CAN be friends!*
I remember adults talking about how me (AFAB) and my lifelong BFF (AMAB) were going to grow up and get married. Lmao, we're both gay.
When parents do that it's an attempt at social engineering, trying to get their kids locked into their heteronormative lifestyle
@@neuralmute Dude....SHE' 11. Of course she is not interested in boys at 11. But she probably will be once the puberty starts
I swear, some of you have rocks instead of brains.
my mom ruined a really nice friendship i had with that bs when i was 10.
Wanna share my news, it's cute. So I've been out as trans (ftm) for like 3 years now, and I recently got together with someone (amab), and early on they opened up to me about wanting to present more femininely and didn't want to be referred to as my boyfriend anymore, I addressed them as my girlfriend and she figured out they're trans too (NB but closer to feminine than masculine) I love her so much ♡ I'm really proud of them and am helping them w fashion stuff BC they r clueless in that regard haha
this is so cute, i wish you both the best
"Is it gay for a man to sing?" Has that person never listened to the radio before??
Ed Sheeran
Justin Bieber
Drake
Conan Gray
Coldplay
Maroon 5
70% of all emo bands
Imagine Dragons
AJR
90% of all country singers
Elvis Presley
Frank Sinatra
Michael Jackson
Freddie Mercury
Prince
David Bowie
Justin Timberlake
Bruno Mars
John Legend
Chris Brown
Adam Lambert
+ more
It’s always the “I’m an alpha male and my wife needs to be submissive and breedable and always let me take the lead and know her place” that hate their wives the most.
It’s always Bizzare because it’s like if that’s what you want in a wife why are you dating her?
Like in a wife I want someone intelligent, switchy, funny and kinky, warm hearted but I’m not gonna go all “☕️ women Amiright? Ball and chain marriage”
Like my guy don’t date or marry women if you hate them that much.
It's as simple as "what are you doing this for?"
@@jackmckeown7601 exactly
They don't actually like women at all. They like status symbols, and they like to nut--and they deserve neither.
If you want to have kids, breedable seems like a nice addition
My drama group is really supportive of everyone’s gender identity
So supportive that when I accidentally said a character’s name instead of my own, the teacher accepted it as my name…
😆 whoops!
LMAO
TBH if I was playing a character like, say, Godzilla and this happened I might just roll with it.
Oh ghods that. Thats like going to the doctor now and they always ask "what name do I go by? I'm like "The one on my ID and paperwork?" as if I keep a spare name around for emergencies. I picked a unisex name to not confuse them but it just seems to confuse them more.
@@trevorchester4439 how.
"Hey, I changed my name, I go by yoshikage Kira now"
"Ok cool, we'll note that down and call you by your new name!"
Literally grooming
While my mother and father have issues with their marriage, I'm glad that when my father decided to stop working he was genuinely happy about being able to spend more time with me, my brother, and especially my mother instead of making boomer jokes like "I hate all of you I'm going to go fishing".
Why do some people find this stuff funny? It's legit creepy and sometimes dehumanizing. But no, my wife is just a bottomless pit to throw my money in and only seeing that part of her and nothing else (and it may not even be true) is the peak of comedy. Sure.
I love it when Jamie opens the video with a comment on his own shirt
Haha me too. The loud diamond patterned one in a recent-ish video made me laugh too, because he apologised for it. It was awesome in a "F*ck you, I will wear what I want" way 😂
@@marioluigi9599 You added an extra s to your "he".
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*The Aro/Ace, sitting down, and sipping tea as the relationship drama burns in the fireplace*
I actually laughed way too hard when the whole ‘trans flag colors are predatory’ post came right after the chick magnet baby onesie
One of the comments called to mind a comment a woman made to me: “I had to decide if I was going to stay married or be happy.”
"So, have you always been a woman?"
"So, have you always been an arsehole?"
Best comeback/burn 👌
A very feisty comeback. ✨
Got another one for you, and honestly, it would be justified.
"Does your mouth bleed every month? Because you're acting like a c××t."
Watch as they also then proudly state then that they are jerks to assert that the trans man is a woman/the trans woman is a man/whatever transphobic statement they can get away with
Now I need to draw Jamie sitting in his living room with a big 'Hello Wife' banner above him with Shaaba walking in
it's not even an unusual occasion he's just welcoming her home from getting groceries
Having divorced my ex after 25 years together, because she came out, had a huge impact on me. I can see how someone might get bitter. But, it's not like she woke up one day and said "oap, I think I'll be gay now!". No, it doesn't work like that. Nobody chooses exactly why they love who they do. You can, however, lie to yourself for years on end, and be miserable. For me, there was no bitterness. There was 2 years of ok, then 5 years of REALLY bad depression. I am now better ... hopefully ... so far (yay for therapy and drugs!). Incels creep me out. Absolutely nobody *deserves* anything ... at all ... Fairness is a human construct. Sexuality is not a human construct. You love who you love. It is what you do with your knowledge that separates out the crazies.
I often ask myself, "why do these people get married if they hate their spouse? Is it for the taxes? Couldn't you combine incomes with someone you don't hate?"
The "man divorced wife after seeing her without makeup" thing is weird, but I've heard of a woman (think someone my mom actually knew) that would wake up an hour before their husband and go to bed after him so he never saw her without makeup.
I knew a woman who did this. Even wore makeup to the delivery ward when she had a baby. This was in the early '80's and I thought it was old fashioned even then.
“My parents had sex” I think is a quote from Addams Family Values where a girl is describing this overly complicated fantastical explanation for where babies come from, and then the camera pans to Wednesday who delivers the punchline.
Ok XD I’m not straight (and I’m non binary so what is that) but my boyfriend and I call each other bullies and “but you’re MY booli” is a common thing we say but us “bullying” each other is calling each other cute and beautiful and pretty while both of us are masculine and idk about my boyfriend but I secretly like it, I just think him teasing me and arguing with me about who’s cuter in German is adorable - the “arguing” is simply saying “no u” “Nein” “false” and “doch” back and forth ❤
Honestly, that's super adorable.
So cute, wish you and your boyfriend best! ❤
You know, about that trans flag one; they're not really that far off base. Its children who generally need to explore their gender and it means for themselves and their relationships. That's why blue and pink are usually associated with boy and girl, rather than man and woman.
Of course, they're trying to imply "grooming" when really they just made an argument for why children need to be taught trans people exist so they dont get forced into being something they're not.
@@trevorchester4439 nice argument, very logical
@@krimsonkatt This is true. I didn't realize I was trans until I was in my thirties. But then, I also didn't hear that trans people existed until I was in my twenties. If I had heard sooner I would've known sooner and would've saved myself and the people around me a lot of heartache.
That was kind of my point. You can't understand you are a thing until you know it's possible to be that thing. The old, a zebra who's never heard of a zebra is just going to think it's a bad horse.
@@krimsonkatt I had no thoughts about being trans for a decade after I heard about their existence either, I said that in my last post. And that's because we were long past the point where we were learning about gender. It didn't cross our minds that we could be one because we already "knew" what we were. Hence the need to teach it earlier to avoid all the problems that come with that.
Just a reminder
Trans fems, you look pretty and I hope you have a good day
Trans mascs, you look handsome and I hope you have a good day
People outside the binary, you look positively perplexing and I hope you have a good day
Xenogender people and non dysphoric trans people, your gender is valid and I hope you have a good day
Allys, I can’t tell you how much the little things mean and I hope you have a good day
(If this made your day please let me know it means a lot)
Non Binary peeps are the reason I have slowly realised I am not actually straight, I'm just not into men.
@linneathesystemsdruid308 this is positively delightful. I hope you have a good day as well!
Thank you!
@@xander1052 as an enby thx u. My gf thinks im rather dashing *flips hair*
thank you for telling me I look perplexing
I completely misunderstood the "I chose to work to save the marriage" shirt as meaning that they needed extra money to get by so he got a job because he didn't have one before.
I did understand the first one wrong... I thought they wanted to say that heterosexual relationships are a trap... 🤦🏼♀️
(Which would have been toxic the other way around.)
dude same
Same tho. I thought that he chose to work because they would need money since his wife is retired🥲
SOOOO As a French girl I'm happy you're learning .. hope to see videos in French one day!
BUT XD you said " I am to read my book" literally .
"Je suis "=" I am" and for the -ing in reading , you take the verb "lire" (to read) and you add "en train de'" "Je suis en train de lire mon livre" , but only if you are doing it right now.
Or just simply say, "je lis mon livre"
Hope I'm clear enough :3 Love you
Oh, I'm so glad someone addressed this! I came to the comments specifically to say something (if no one else had said something).
@@0roseable hehe Thank You , I hope he sees this .. :(
"Have you always been a woman?" Nope, pretty sure I was a zygote once, then a blastula for a while..."
Put up "goodbye life" when she goes on a trip and put up "hello wife" when she comes back
I mean you might wanna paint it dark and gloomy and sad or something and not leave it as.. joyfully glitterly gold... but still
D'aaaw.
"Have you always been a woman?" No, I was actually born a little baby girl. Surprise!
So gender identity isn't real to these people but babies can identify with a colour. Sure Karen.
those are babies not fully grown human beings still struggling with their identity
Because Jamie inspired me, im going to come out to my older brother in an hour
I hope it goes well!!
Good luck!
Sending you good luck and hugs! Lots of support!
I hope it goes well!
I hope it went wonderful blessings of the moon upon thee
As a cishet: no, no we're not okay :') not in a LGBTQ+phobic way (at least most of us), but in a " who tf is okay in 2023"-way.
So I just want to wish you all a great new year, hope you're all doing fine 💕💕
Yup, nobody is okay lol
Thanks for the cool message. As a queer trans-masc enby, I've gotta agree, I don't think anybody's doing that great in 2023, unless they're rich. But I appreciate your kind wishes!
Wishing you the best
thats a strange way of spelling shthead
Hope your year gets better, love.
"Yes. Of course. All men are just truck sexual. Right"
I think we might have the quote of the month 😂
My Ford F-150 is the only liberal non-binary gender pronoun I need
Put it on a t-shirt
@@empyrea_2546The only thing I'd like on a T-shirt is "The Angels have the phone box!"
But that's just me.
"As soon as he mentioned that his son has a daycare friend who is a girl, the coworker was instantly like 'Oh my God they're together!'" I just love how they call us groomers. When they're the ones sexualizing babies.
Preach! It's disgusting really, and it happens all the time. They think it's normal and cute. No, sexualising a child is NOT cute.
"Have you always been a woman?"
I'd prolly just leave the person if I was asked that
It just feels kinda creepy
I was a child at a friend’s birthday party and the adults asked if he was my boyfriend. I quickly said no and ran back out to play.
People have tried to ship me with others as I’ve grown older, but jokes on them because I’m Demi-sexual/romantic and I can’t just see random people like that! Also, I still run away.
5:58 Storytime: Freshman year of high school this cis straight guy had a crush on me. the issue with that is that i was out to him about being trans (I’m AFAB and wasn’t passing). He asked to call me by my deadname and she/her pronouns, he made me incredibly uncomfortable. At one point i said he wasn’t straight and he got really mad at me.
Trans men are MEN, trans women are WOMEN. Trans is an adjective and someone doesn’t have to pass to be trans. Also, don’t invalidate someone just because them being themselves makes you uncomfortable.
06:16 If I had this sign, I would use the “hello wife” bit for when my hypothetical wife came back from trips but save the “goodbye life” bit so I could give people one last laugh at my funeral.
... What colours do they think represents adult men and women? Like, it's a bullshit conspiracy nonsense, but just humouring them, which colours would they prefer?
Orange and gray obviously
I was told the pastel colors represent the concept of being “reborn” as your true self
@@DJParticle yeah but my rebirth was decades ago, can I PLEASE get non nursery colors? A nice vivid hot pink and a beautiful royal blue?
"I said Fine" okay but honestly I work in a bridal shop. I had this woman set up an appointment for a bridal dress. she came in Alone, asked for the most simple of dresses. Didnt care a price. She was in and out of the shop in TWENTY MINUTES with a dress and stated "This will do, I guess." I was just thinking to myself "Do you even really want to get married?????"
Some people just aren't into clothes. If she needed a white dress to satisfy convention (or family) that might be all she wanted. She was, possibly, more interested in the marriage than the wedding.
@@barrylangille3523 nah she didnt even answer questions about the venue or her fiance, nothing. She wanted in and out and didnt at all seem happy lol
@Barry Langille yeah I was thinking that maybe she's not into fashion/wedding planning but still wants to *be* married. One can hope anyway!
People that hate their partners/spouses shouldn't be in relationships or marriages with them, period. It's not fair that someone who loves you unconditionally has to hear you complain about them while you sit on your ass and expect them to do everything for you. Your partner or spouse is just that, they're not your slave.
@Ville This is what you used a tiny bit of context for? Keep boosting engagement.
My extended family destroyed my friendship with my early childhood best friend by the time we started kindergarten because they constantly made jokes about us dating/having crushes/sneaking away to make out when playing hide and seek/getting married/etc. We stopped talking by the time we were 5 and never interacted again even though we were in the same schools through graduation. Because at 4 years old we knew that those jokes were uncomfortable and inappropriate
The 'my parents had sex' onsie is actually a reference to a line in a movie, in The Addams family, when Wednesday is telling another young girl whose parents are also expecting how her little sibling came about.
It's delivered deadpan, because it is.. a fact.
This is satire pointing fun at cutesy onsies like "look what the stork brought" or "mommy's Christmas present" etc.
Its still terrible though
@@brormanner112birkly5 that's a matter of opinion, I think it's f*cking hilarious. 🤷 People get so prudish around the biology of life.
I think it’d be funny if there was a picture or signature Wednesday item, but the baby doesn’t know what the shirt says so i see it as hilarious
I think that if it was a reference to the Addams Family Values, it should 1. be in the Addams Family font and 2. be reworded to more accurately quote the scene as the quote is actually "Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby, too. Wednesday: They had sex." The quote being in a generic font and being "My parents had sex" just doesn't have any Addams Family vibe at all and comes off as off-putting just like the onsies that say "I'm proof my dad had sex with my mom".
@@InThisEssayIWill... its still a baby though (wearing it)
as a cis woman I can confirm that I am in fact a bear trap
For science, I need to know how many teeth you have, if you refer to them as a battery, if you're the usual metal colour or decided to spice it up, do you have a bear preference-
Please don't feel obliged to answer any of these questions. 🤭
Ok but I want the "I only cry at ugly people" bib for my nephews/nieces. Honestly just so I can laugh when the baby cries at me
I remember one of my friends got creeped out because one of her mom friends made a save the date wedding invitation for their 9 month old babies. When she told me about this I was like...yea don't let your kid near her anymore.
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First comment for once 😢
My mate was lectured by you and you have inspired me. Thank you for being such positivity to my life and the life’s of those that I love. ❤
mate
mate
Mate
Matey!
The "diamonds - that'll shut her up" was the punchline of an SNL commercial in the 90s or early 2000s. It was making fun of how jewelry store commercials will say 'take her breath away', 'leave her speechless.' That sign removed all the humor from an old joke.
WKD rather naughtily played on something similar, but it was in better taste.
"Watch her face light up this Christmas; buy her a torch."
I feel it would have worked fine with "his" as well, or "their" and works as a mischievous, inoffensive joke.
That sign... Nah, dog.
I am concerned that this people really do think it is mandatory to be in a relationship and that is why they are in relationships that make them so miserable.
Every time Jamie says "my wife" it makes me smile 🥰
I know someone who is currently pregnant, works as a vet, as recently had a couple come in for their pet's visit. The husband took one look at her, smiled and said 'I know what you've been up too'. The wife looked mortified for the rest of the visit after this, while the vet still isn't sure what the best response to something like that is. So stuff like that baby clothes "my parents had sex" thing actually does happen in the wild. As unfortunate as that is.
So, my husband works a factory job. He's the youngest by a lot (he's 34, most employees could have retired years ago) and he has a repeated conversation with his co-workers a lot whenever he turns down optional overtime. The older men always ask him why he didn't take it because most of the old men who work there do not like their wives and continue working themselves to the grave just to avoid being at home with their wives. Meanwhile my husband very much likes spending time with me but also having a life outside work. And the company already has him working 6 days a week (which is already overtime) so no, unless we need the money he doesn't take up even more overtime. We just don't understand why they stay together if they hate being together.
If my partner told me sex was only worth a dollar per time, the following Christmas he'd be getting an only fans account loaded with the same amount he spent on me and I'd tell him to make that last all year, because he wouldn't be getting any more from me.
Then I would serve him with divorce papers.
"So, have you always been a woman?"
No! At one point, I was a girl. Bye!
"No not since the accident"
we had once a stupid idea to tell our children that everyone in their childhood turns into a squirrel for a while and we were so persistent they were really confused... I would probably use this as an answer :D
"I used to be cum."
"Yep. Born exactly like this. It tough for my mom".
I find the trans flag cute cuz you were born and immediately put on a baby pink blanket and they brought pink baloons and everything was pink, and when you grow up the flag comes with the baby blue you never got to have in your childhood as if to say "it's a boy!" and it's like you are born again. It's a flag of rebirth. That's why it's got the baby colors.
that is such a sweet way of looking at it oh my god I love this
“My son saw me taking viagra”
I’ve heard this one before but it just struck me how strange that is. Where and when are you taking viagra? Why would your child be there? Wouldn’t you wait until they’re gone?
It sounds like something Matt Walsh would say to Andrew Tate when they think the cameras aren't rolling.
possible not as creepy explanation- kids are all busy downstairs, parents wanna have a very quiet quickie behind locked doors, viagra is kept in the medicine cabinet, one of the kids comes to the upstairs bathroom
6:36
We should check on this poster and make sure they’re ok; they’ve probably hurt their back, performing that giant leap-in-logic, and may need an ambulance.
Jamie learning my language ?! YES !
You have a great accent already ! And the sentence was almost perfect, congratulations ✨
If you want to be absolutely perfect in French without putting too much effort, I advise you add « en train de » when talking about something you are doing. That way, you can use the infinitive form of the verb and don’t have to decline it.
Here : I’m reading a book --> Je suis en train de lire un livre.
My day was bad, but I going to sleep after your video, and knowing you learn French… I think I’ll sleep good🖤 thanks for your work
You're right but to make it simplier for learners, I'd say "I'm reading a book" can just be translated by "je lis un livre" :)
Peace and love, and accessibility to a therapist for all the children who got stuck in kid's clothes joking about their dad's pull out game, or in a family photo anything like the last one shown.
'So, have you always been a woman?'
She was born as a baby. Literally not a fully grown ass woman popped out ready to go on a date.
“Jimmy puked on Rebecca!” is probably the thing that’s made me laugh the most on this channel so far, lmao.
11:11 Major “Omg he pulled your ponytail? That means he loves you but can’t express it.” Energy.
"So, have you always been a woman?" Umm, no. I actually started out in life as a baby, shocking, I know.
I remember reading somewhere about a man divorcing his wife right after the wedding celebration and asking for compensation. It was from northern Africa. The reason was because he always saw his partner wearing makeup. Always. Like he never saw her without it prior to the wedding. And that night she took it all off and he was horrified at the sight. So much so he asked for sued for emotional damage I guess. It's weird but it also sound really funny for some reason how that would come to happen.
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"so, have you always been a woman?" "No, I was a baby once. Have you always been a boy?"
It baffles me why so many cis/straight people get married when they appear to hate each other so much :/
My guess, societal pressure and the desire for sex. Many of these people are probably "God fearing Christians" who are only allowed to have sex if married. SO they marry someone they like at the time so they can have sex. The infatuation wears off and they are stuck because "good Christians don't get divorced."
My mother asked my 3 year old son if he has a girlfriend. My son replied, ew no I don't like girls. I only like boys. My mother stuttered. He's 3. He can barely contain his excitement over seeing a bottle of bubbles let alone workout if he is straight/gay/Trans. I don't give a toss, as long as he's happy and not a future axe murderer.
My mother used to get my glasses from a location where the woman who worked their made me very uncomfortable by always asking if I had a girlfriend, and making jokes about it with my mom. Cis people do be weird.
Hearing Jamie say "Je lis mon livre" with an English accent FUELS ME.
As an aro ace I never understood the whole “aren’t they cute together” conversations about toddlers or the dumb onesies with stupid phrases on them but I’m glad it’s not just me hating what I don’t understand!
Also, I know English, German, and American Sign Language but would love to pick German back up again because I lost a lot of it after high school and would love to go back again to visit Germany because one three week stint there as a foreign exchange student only allowed me to see so much of it.
Someone tried to argue to me that if a baby boy and girl are placed next to each other, the boy would always turn towards the girl and therefore being gay is just coded into them as they grow up.
I feel like if they ran the test enough times, they'd find baby boys turning towards other baby boys, and vice versa with girls.
Your orientation isn't something you choose, and it certainly isn't something anyone should choose for you.
Aren't they cute together? Yes, they're cute in their own right. But they understand as much about orientation as a dog does about mathematics. (^～^;)ゞ
The proper response to "Where you always a woman?" Is "No, I was once a zygote."
13:50 my aunt and uncle did a cute version of that christmas card. they made it look like the three year old daughter tied up the parents and you could tell in the pictures that the kid was having such a fun time with the joke.
The amount of weirdly sexual clothes that exist for babies is astonishing.
2:42 this is how I get the attention of my pets. I suppose The implication wasn't that the wife sat in his lap and started batting at his face asking to play?
So I don't know how it was in Britain, but for the longest time in the U.S. trans women were called "traps" because there was the stereotype that they lured unsuspecting straight men into gay sex. Considering that the first one was all about mouse traps and bear traps and such, I feel like that might be what it was referring to.
@ville_x Obviously you do since you've been replying to everyone saying the same thing
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As a cis ace in a het relationship... I am so sorry for these sex-ovsessed individuals. I promise they're not all like this.
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The “my parents had sex” onesie reminds me of the argument I love to make with homophobes who can’t seem to stop feeling icky about the thought of same sex couples doing anything sexual together… “just think about your parents having sex instead, that’ll put all the homosexual ick right out of your head!”
I don't intend to have kids, but if I ever got the opportunity to design a baby grow, I'd have this in quite small text so someone has to really focus to read it:
_You're spending an unsettling amount of time staring at a baby._
🤭
I keep forgetting that Jamie and Shaaba actually got married but it's so sweet how excited he is about it.
woohoo 🎉 I know it's a good day whenever Jaime uploads
I stumbled across the Twitter thread for the "Kate, you're MY bully" one, and the OP was dead serious about finding it romantic. Apparently all the people jumping on board to say that the relationship didn't sound healthy just 'didn't get' this couple and their humour. To which I say...that's true, I don't understand that type of 'humour' at all XD