I’m not sure I agree Tekken is made for close combat. There is a huge spacing element to the game. But I do think Tekken 8 does what it can to dumb down the spacing game and force engagement. Which I don’t think is a good thing
5:105:125:155:205:415:48 Says the one who plays Marisa, Falke, Launcher, Lucia, Makoto, Juri, Menat, Kolin, Elena, Lucia, Poison, Rose, Kimberly, Azucena, Zafina, Black Orchid, Lilly, and Aki, simps for Storm in the X-Men '97 trailer, lusts over female Street Fighter character designs in Street Fighter 6, simps and sings for Karin during her Street Fighter 5 trailer, lusts over Stellar Blade characters, rate famous female celebrities for their looks, look at female runway models for their looks, look at women profiles on Instagram, and relentlessly stares at the bottoms of female Overwatch characters.
It's quite ironic that he himself is not a bad looking person but he has the mindset of a disgusting blobber that people would be scared af if they saw him getting some sunlight after leaving it's cave so he can't help himself not trying to hide his own insecurities and hatred for almost anything, it's quite the sight.
the sheer amount of insecurity you gotta have to think that someone is streamsniping you simply cause you're ass and they're better is astronomical levels of sad. Gives me second-hand embarrassment
His cope rant about people using female characters in fighting games is REALLLY funny when you recall he once played Overwatch to stare at asses for an hour. I use "play" loosely because he didn't play a single match, he just looked at butts the whole time in the character select screen.
It's crazy how his go to insult is to call his opponent some degree of bitchless but dude is pushing 40 and has been single for years it seems. Shockingly, despite being the only major lolcow actually in shape he's the only one without a relationship. The dude is such an incel mentally that despite actually taking care of his appearance he's more bitchless than DSP lol.
@@jockw6263I don't know if it's he likes this game necessarily it's just it just came out & its hot so that's what his viewers probably wanna see I imagine when the hype dies down in a few days or more he's back in his element
'Like' might not be the right word, he's only playing it because it's new and popular. He always sucked at Tekken just like he does at all fighting games @@jockw6263
Their’s a video of him getting called out for smashing button the he said he doesn’t smash button because you can’t button smash on Tekken 8.Uncle Dale is a Living and Breathing Contradiction.
"I lost to a mashing fuck" "I wasn't mashing, you can't mash in Tekken." Which is it Dale? You contradicted yourself in the next sentence in your attempt to cope
The way Dale accuses everyone of mashing, I'd like to see him try the replay feature and accidentally expose his inputs. What's the bet he mashing just as hard?
I don't know how knowledgeable you are about Tekken, but I see him get launched by a lot of moves that only do on counter hit. So he's definitely mashing.
LTG is hilarious coming after people's tekken gameplay. He had like 700 hrs if not more in tekken 7 only to be hard stuck orange ranks. And his entire strategy relied on cheaping you out with a character nobody plays so nobody knows the matchup. It's insane how little effort he puts in to learning a game considering it's his job and he gets super salty about it on stream. His entire content loop is just complaining after he gets beat by lvl. 1 gimmick cheese and then learning nothing. It's legitimatetly impressive, kind of like an anti talent, how much this guy fails to adapt.
LTG's chat might be the saddest community out of all the lolcows. A bunch of cuckholds afraid to say anything that'll upset daddy Dale and get them banned.
Lol he's trying to zone in Tekken? That's not going to work well for you bro. This isn't a 2-D fighter. They'll just KBD all around your ish and rush you down.
What makes me laugh is the lack of self awareness. Lol every move should bring you closer because games like tekken reward you for comboing or am I wrong?
@@The-DAWG957nah actually the way most fighting games work is the longer the combo, the farther you opponent is pushed away. Dale is using a move that specifically brings you closer into a stance more than likely. He's just bad.
How long before LTG fills up his ban list? Hes banning bad players at launch. Once he fills his listbof casuals, the real diehards will stay behind and his list will be too full to ban those good players.
Well it took 2 weeks to fill the ban list in Street Fighter 6, so there. Probably less depending on max ban size. That being said, it won’t be long after until Dale has to do his usual banlist inventory woes, where he unbans people just to make room for more bans
He picks a character without looking up moves or spending time in practice and calls the other guy a moron when he hands him his ass. This guy makes DSP look like a prodigy.
@@RevolverTheory that would be awesome! because one of the funniest things of him playing fighting games, is hearing him desperately mashing buttons while complaining about button mashers. That gets lost a bit.
It's always a masher or stream sniper. This man's really thinks people give a damn who they playing in fighting games. Old man in his feeling and own mind so much.
How’s he getting mad that steve 9:55 has to punch to set up his combos… he’s a boxer, he constantly says they don’t know what they’re doing or mashing, but if he was it’s easy to counter or predict but dales just incapable💀💀
I will never understand why Dale thinks throws are "cheap" or "desperate" or whatever. Like, it's clearly a part of the universal moveset, at least for the games he plays (Smash, MK, Tekken, SF, etc.) so...what gives? Why does this 39 year old duu, who was actually somehow alive when throws in fighting games were first invented, hate the mechanic?? It's not a "gimmick" or a one-off or even game-specific. This man will never stop being a sad, pathetic enigma. (Also, goated vid as usual, Revolver Theory!)
Him thinking throws are cheap is actually something that *really* gives away his age. It’s means that he was old enough to experience throw loops in sf2 when throws were cheap back in 1991 😂
Dale and his 72 degrees IQ, thought that he could get the clips channel flagged for copyrighted music 😂 How long before he gets his stream strike for copyrighted music?
LTG Drinking Game "Not playing 100%, EZ Mode Combos, RAGE QUIT, Wi-Fi, Mirror / Throw whining, Stream Sniper, GTAB, Play Me in (X game),Low IQ /Trash / Sloppy, ngaz aka rogz, Ebegs 4 Subs!"
My man crying about stream sniping like it would be something relevant in a fighting game even if it was true. This is not a moba where you streamsnipe to know the location of the enemy, or a card game to see what cards your opponent has lmao. It makes no difference if someone watches your stream in a fighting game.
45:37 the true tech for The King of Dashboard against the Azucena player, it's a satisfying 3 seconds. Harada's vision of Tekken 8 being aggressive is splendid.
he complains about dragunov mashing when he beat him by reading and evading. but when LTG does nothing but jab 2 and 4 he is not mashing, the does not even use lows.
“If people are clipping me all I gotta do is sit here and not complain so it’s not entertaining” proceeds to complain and make it entertaining💀never change dale
Little guy keeps throwing unsafe moves, and also doesn't respect the opponent's frames. "He's mashing" And I guess every better player is a "StReaM sNipeRrr"
It's really frustrating. You can SEE the fundamentals and dare I say it, patience in his style at times, but he's so hot-headed, spiteful and so willing to give up the moment he gets launched a single time that it doesn't mean anything.
O dam it's Darth Saltiest.
Omg 💀
Lmao 🤘🏽
Darth sodious
Darth Bawl
Darth Ban e-Vader
🤣🤣🤣👏🏿
This old man scared to get close in Tekken...a game made for close combat. Just go back to spamming Reiko stars
Lol old man?
@@user-fm3xr9yz3ihe's middle aged, but he gets so unreasonablely mad about it 😂
My thoughts exactly
I’m not sure I agree Tekken is made for close combat. There is a huge spacing element to the game. But I do think Tekken 8 does what it can to dumb down the spacing game and force engagement. Which I don’t think is a good thing
“For you bum ass viewer out there i only go 2% i dont take fighting games seriously” what a clown😂
Imagine complaining about a character's moves bringing you closer.....in a fighting game. Absolute coward.
Goes to show ya he's only good for running away and spamming.
Moves that bring you closer lead to combos, and dale can't combo for shit.
@@johngoodnight5783
And yapping most of all.
No Ninja Stars = Anger
The weird thing is that Victor's lows are very bad but then again Dale is a scrub who thinks he knows how to play tekken 😂
Duu saw that Victor used a gun and seriously, *SERIOUSLY*, thought he could just spam Victor's gun over and over and over again.
🤣🤣🤣
Lmao imagine you just shoot somebody in fucking tekken.
He wanted to auto fire and zone so badly.
You can though.⬇️↘️➡️RP, then LK+RK to cancel Iai stance. Rinse and repeat. Problem for Dale is it still puts him closer to his opponent.
@@JoJo-qw7ic That ain't gonna work for Dale. If he has to actually be within punching distance of his opponent, he folds like origami.
5:10 5:12 5:15 5:20 5:41 5:48
Says the one who plays Marisa, Falke, Launcher, Lucia, Makoto, Juri, Menat, Kolin, Elena, Lucia, Poison, Rose, Kimberly, Azucena, Zafina, Black Orchid, Lilly, and Aki, simps for Storm in the X-Men '97 trailer, lusts over female Street Fighter character designs in Street Fighter 6, simps and sings for Karin during her Street Fighter 5 trailer, lusts over Stellar Blade characters, rate famous female celebrities for their looks, look at female runway models for their looks, look at women profiles on Instagram, and relentlessly stares at the bottoms of female Overwatch characters.
Also Baiken, Poison, Launcher, and some girl in unib
Let's not forget that moment where he just stared at asses in the character select screen in Overwatch 2.
he also played Juri, Kolin, Menat and Lucia in SFV, but was never any good at them so gave them up pretty quick.
@@silencelikethewindovertake2629 Since when did he do that?
@@DaquanHarrisonin the old vids that got taken down
> Dale makes fun of ppl for playing female character and calls them incel.
> Meanwhile Dale mains Falke, Marisa and Rose.
And that’s just 3 of his Street Fighter mains!
Pot calling the kettle black
It's quite ironic that he himself is not a bad looking person but he has the mindset of a disgusting blobber that people would be scared af if they saw him getting some sunlight after leaving it's cave so he can't help himself not trying to hide his own insecurities and hatred for almost anything, it's quite the sight.
Nothing inconsistent here, he knows what he is and he's just letting us know.
Don’t forget looking at the female Overwatch characters booty for damn near an hour 🤣
the sheer amount of insecurity you gotta have to think that someone is streamsniping you simply cause you're ass and they're better is astronomical levels of sad. Gives me second-hand embarrassment
Even if they were streamsniping, how's that give them any advantage in a fighting game? His excuse just doesn't make sense at all.
@@JoJo-qw7icat that point he’s just casually watching the stream
His cope rant about people using female characters in fighting games is REALLLY funny when you recall he once played Overwatch to stare at asses for an hour. I use "play" loosely because he didn't play a single match, he just looked at butts the whole time in the character select screen.
"You the bitchless Sexless incel on a Saturday night, IM ME!" the man projects so much. Obviously exposing his sad life.
I physically cannot believe he has the audacity to call anyone “sexless”
It's crazy how his go to insult is to call his opponent some degree of bitchless but dude is pushing 40 and has been single for years it seems.
Shockingly, despite being the only major lolcow actually in shape he's the only one without a relationship. The dude is such an incel mentally that despite actually taking care of his appearance he's more bitchless than DSP lol.
@@user-top3pprojecting like a mf
Ya I don’t know this dude, but that rant was hilarious. Like WTF is he talking about I love hot women and hot women video game characters lol.
You can tell he's so mad that he can't run and spam in this game.
That's why am surprised he likes the game.
He better run his candy azz back to mk and sf6
@@jockw6263I don't know if it's he likes this game necessarily it's just it just came out & its hot so that's what his viewers probably wanna see I imagine when the hype dies down in a few days or more he's back in his element
'Like' might not be the right word, he's only playing it because it's new and popular. He always sucked at Tekken just like he does at all fighting games @@jockw6263
I bet he wishes he could shoot Victor's gun without having to teleport close to him after it hits. He would do that all match if he could.
"This guy is mashing. He has no clue what he doing". Then proceed to lose the match anyway to a button masher... 😂😂😂😂😂
When he mashes it fine, when someone else does it they are scrubs
Their’s a video of him getting called out for smashing button the he said he doesn’t smash button because you can’t button smash on Tekken 8.Uncle Dale is a Living and Breathing Contradiction.
"I lost to a mashing fuck" "I wasn't mashing, you can't mash in Tekken." Which is it Dale? You contradicted yourself in the next sentence in your attempt to cope
i remember when tekken 4 first came out.
there was a failed feature for buffering inputs.
the only tekken where i mashed, and i only did it to troll.
“Starts it off with a launch, that’s how you know he’s ass.”
*Tekken being mostly about aerial combos*
38:30 ?? He wasnt even back dashing . He don’t know shit . Wave dash
Bro said he was mashing when he did 4 ewgfs in a row, I don’t play Mishimas but I’m like 90% sure you can’t mash out 4 in a row LMAOOO
The way Dale accuses everyone of mashing, I'd like to see him try the replay feature and accidentally expose his inputs. What's the bet he mashing just as hard?
I don't know how knowledgeable you are about Tekken, but I see him get launched by a lot of moves that only do on counter hit. So he's definitely mashing.
14:40 you tell me
No need, you can hear the clacking from a star system away
"Execute Order 1984"
Freakin Dead!
😂 i gotta stay creative for yall lol
LTG is hilarious coming after people's tekken gameplay. He had like 700 hrs if not more in tekken 7 only to be hard stuck orange ranks. And his entire strategy relied on cheaping you out with a character nobody plays so nobody knows the matchup. It's insane how little effort he puts in to learning a game considering it's his job and he gets super salty about it on stream.
His entire content loop is just complaining after he gets beat by lvl. 1 gimmick cheese and then learning nothing. It's legitimatetly impressive, kind of like an anti talent, how much this guy fails to adapt.
Seeing his weirdo chat regurgitate everything he says like sheep......so strange.
LTG's chat might be the saddest community out of all the lolcows. A bunch of cuckholds afraid to say anything that'll upset daddy Dale and get them banned.
You guys gotta understand that’s all they can do or they’ll get banned or timed out. Pretty sad.
It's truly pathetic Lol
*"Expressing individual thought and free will in my chat? Mods, time him for 80 thou, thank you."*
oppose him and then get banned. whatchu gon do?
Lol he's trying to zone in Tekken? That's not going to work well for you bro. This isn't a 2-D fighter. They'll just KBD all around your ish and rush you down.
He's so trash at Tekken. Dale just refuses to learn his characters thoroughly smh.
He has zero fundamentals. It shows he is not the "old school Tekken player" he claims to be.
What makes me laugh is the lack of self awareness. Lol every move should bring you closer because games like tekken reward you for comboing or am I wrong?
@@The-DAWG957Absolutely correct and that's why Dale likes to play zoners. He doesn't want to learn anything except spamming.
@@The-DAWG957nah actually the way most fighting games work is the longer the combo, the farther you opponent is pushed away. Dale is using a move that specifically brings you closer into a stance more than likely. He's just bad.
Correction: *He’s trash at every game he plays…*
It’s over Dale, trolls have the rage quit clips!
Dale: you under estimate my pettiness in abusing the copyright strike system.
Hes so paranoid that everyones a stream sniper 😂
I’m glad you were able to drown out the copyright music and still keep the sound effects and Dale complaining. You’re a legend!
How long before LTG fills up his ban list? Hes banning bad players at launch. Once he fills his listbof casuals, the real diehards will stay behind and his list will be too full to ban those good players.
Well it took 2 weeks to fill the ban list in Street Fighter 6, so there. Probably less depending on max ban size.
That being said, it won’t be long after until Dale has to do his usual banlist inventory woes, where he unbans people just to make room for more bans
im pretty sure the blacklist in tekken has zero effect on ranked
He picks a character without looking up moves or spending time in practice and calls the other guy a moron when he hands him his ass. This guy makes DSP look like a prodigy.
thief!
Bro you by far the most creative channel in the community, Corn still a legend too.
I appreciate that
43:11 guys there’s hope.
bro I was on another tab and had come back to this tab and go back ten seconds on the vid to make sure I heard that right 😭
@@ValomyrsLight hahaha same I was like wait WHAT?!?!?! Historical Moment
Darth DaliusManu
The Dale side of the force is a pathway to many grains of salt some consider to be… unnatural.
I hate salt...it's coarse and rough and it gets everywhere.
Thumbnail is golden
Ty!
5:47
By that logic, what does it say about him constantly playing men? 🤔🧐
Always wants to remove the double standards when they apply to him.
He trying to be the one to braid Feng hair lol
My thoughts exactly
This dude seriously complaining that he can't zone people out in Tekken 💀💀💀
Dale as blank man is hilarious
Glad to see someone knows about that old movie lol
Every time LTG says something about how bad his opponent is, he's really just talking about himself.
“Do not shake the Zoner’s hand, do not make eye contact.”
It's really weird how he uses the excuse "I didn't lab my character" as a win for himself. Just makes him look even dumber.
0:00 already had me dying 😂
Theory my man, just because of the sound editing alone (to avoid the Copyright music) this video is a master piece!
Thank you, I'm still working on something to strip out his music completely so yall can get a cleaner cut video in the future 🤘🏽.
@@RevolverTheory that would be awesome! because one of the funniest things of him playing fighting games, is hearing him desperately mashing buttons while complaining about button mashers. That gets lost a bit.
@gatts13 Yeah, we'll see how it goes though he's started muting more and not talking at all sometimes. But I'll see what I can do!
him trying to stop the trolls just made it funnier cause now theres this weird audio phenomenon
What did he do to try and stop trolls ?
@@seralithcopyright music
When is he gonna learn the problem isn't his opponents. It's himself.
Old intro is GOAT'ed. Glad you returned it.
Facts
Of course black chris chan thinks people are trying to hook up with fictional characters
“Black Chris Chan” that’s more like his mods.
Not black chris chan 😂
4:44
Victory was in grasp, and he LOST anyway 🤣🤣🤣
Leave it to Dale to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
So he says Smoke is easy mode and yet this new character fights similarly to Smoke...hypocrisy at it's finest
Facts lol I noticed that
Dale is really black DSP. The lolcow gene is strong with this one.
I love watching dale and his opponents in this game.
No movement
No backdashing
Unsafe string spamming
No combos
It’s hilarious
36:51 Lars was cooking Dale up and that Rage Art was 🔥
It's always a masher or stream sniper. This man's really thinks people give a damn who they playing in fighting games. Old man in his feeling and own mind so much.
So mad Lili rocked him he started firing off insults after excuses.
Revolver your face swaps remain undefeated. Appreciate you trimming the fat on his terrible streams
2:50 🎶 Sega Dreamcast startup 🎶
That Family Feud pic is bruuuutal! 🤣🤣🤣
Its the sound effects for me LMAO especially the clap.
How’s he getting mad that steve 9:55 has to punch to set up his combos… he’s a boxer, he constantly says they don’t know what they’re doing or mashing, but if he was it’s easy to counter or predict but dales just incapable💀💀
How long before he compares Tekken 8 to 7? 4 days after release?
Game released a couple days ago and he expects opponents to be Tekken World Tournament competition level.
And once Miguel comes out, he’s gonna ignore Victor completely.
Broly Legs about to emerge in Giga form and banish dale back to the salt mines of Ethiopia.
If 0:19 was predictable Dale, you would have blocked
I will never understand why Dale thinks throws are "cheap" or "desperate" or whatever. Like, it's clearly a part of the universal moveset, at least for the games he plays (Smash, MK, Tekken, SF, etc.) so...what gives? Why does this 39 year old duu, who was actually somehow alive when throws in fighting games were first invented, hate the mechanic?? It's not a "gimmick" or a one-off or even game-specific. This man will never stop being a sad, pathetic enigma. (Also, goated vid as usual, Revolver Theory!)
Him thinking throws are cheap is actually something that *really* gives away his age. It’s means that he was old enough to experience throw loops in sf2 when throws were cheap back in 1991 😂
@@lepatate3457 Damn. The 'Nam flashbacks from the arcades really shattered his cognitive. Seems like our Daley Manu is getting senile 💀
27:40 dropped that beat for that get crunk salt!
Salt mixtape time!!!
".001 percent, i ain't finishing this match, what is he doing"
LOL the sega dreamcast logo!! 2:49 I guess lili is sonic!
5:16 bruh the guy wasn't even dressing Lili up to be hot, he's dressing her to be SONIC
Dale and his 72 degrees IQ, thought that he could get the clips channel flagged for copyrighted music 😂 How long before he gets his stream strike for copyrighted music?
The darkside of the bloop
"I PROMISE YOU, I wont rage quit in Tekken 8...."
-Low Tier god
;)
That Lili's Ratings tho lmao,
Overwhelming = B
Heavy Hitter = B
Precise = C
5:07 That must've touched his soul
This game has A1 graphics and is smooth. I'll put some more time in next weekend because it's a lot to memorize
I love how he thinks he’s so important in everyone’s lives that anyone who beats him, he instantly think they stream sniping💀
42:42 "You know what I'm _not_ doing?"
Winning?
🤣👏🏿
How the hell is this man not at 10k subs after all these years
Talking about me or Dale? Lol
With Revolver Theory? Give it time.
With Dale? He’s fading, and trying to cover it up by buying himself subs via sockpuppet accounts
@@RevolverTheory I was talking about you. Nobody in their right mind expects dale to get 10k in the next 10 years.
He gotta stream late night/early morning so he don’t run into pros and all this blacklisting is gonna lead to him fighting the same ppl he ducking 😭😭
He wants to zone in tekken ...classic mad sus tekken life
5:40 Does anyone know wtf he’s talking about capital Is and Cell saga?
Twitch censors certain words, so he's trying to get around saying Incel..
He's using an idiotic oxymoron that's banned on twitch.
LTG Drinking Game
"Not playing 100%, EZ Mode Combos, RAGE QUIT, Wi-Fi,
Mirror / Throw whining, Stream Sniper, GTAB, Play Me in (X game),Low IQ /Trash / Sloppy, ngaz aka rogz, Ebegs 4 Subs!"
Add button mashing there to ensure alcohol poisoning 😂.
Everybody try to learn the game. The first thing he learned is how to blacklist people. 😂
Have you ever heard the story of dale the groomer wilson?
All that money he claims to be getting.. Yet he still uses that same broken pad?
Big facts
Why Dale got fingernails like master Splinter from Ninja Turtles?
Im still waiting for the battle of the salt LTG vs 6arakin
That'd be hilarious no lie
What’s the song he using at 28:20? The beat is crazy!
26:14 😂no Dale, that would be YOU existing for 40yrs!!!!
😂😂😂
why is the audio so fucked up
Bro these damn thumbnails be killin' me!!! 😂😂😂
😁
18:52 “th1s dud3 do3snt kn0w what h3s d0ing” dale
"They'll Never be Decent at Tekken"... But decent enough to beat LTG - The Salty Skank.
Dale old man, he played 8, he got klapped can't spam, went ape.
My man crying about stream sniping like it would be something relevant in a fighting game even if it was true. This is not a moba where you streamsnipe to know the location of the enemy, or a card game to see what cards your opponent has lmao. It makes no difference if someone watches your stream in a fighting game.
Thank you ! Been sayin that. It makes no difference it’s a fighting game.
45:37 the true tech for The King of Dashboard against the Azucena player, it's a satisfying 3 seconds. Harada's vision of Tekken 8 being aggressive is splendid.
he complains about dragunov mashing when he beat him by reading and evading.
but when LTG does nothing but jab 2 and 4 he is not mashing, the does not even use lows.
Thanks for your great service! Tekken 8 LTG is awesome 🦍😂
“If people are clipping me all I gotta do is sit here and not complain so it’s not entertaining” proceeds to complain and make it entertaining💀never change dale
Dale crying one and done vs good players but proceeds to play multiple matches against bad players
Did you expect anything less from this coward 😂 ?? He runs from any tough challenge but cherry picks easy prey to feel better about himself.
It has begun. o= [Barnies' voice]
Dale Wilson really thought he found the answer blasting that rubbish copyright music 😅
love that steve fight at the beginning. bro methodically and slowly takes dale apart only for dale to call him a masher. lolk
Little guy keeps throwing unsafe moves, and also doesn't respect the opponent's frames. "He's mashing"
And I guess every better player is a "StReaM sNipeRrr"
Reiko is just standing in a doorway with a book bag full of ninja stars like “come on back home bro, it’s real out there”
*He's gonna do a drop kick..watch* "NOOOOOPE" 🤣
If this fool could honestly self reflect, he would be unstoppable.
Sad
He's quite literally his own worst enemy
It's really frustrating. You can SEE the fundamentals and dare I say it, patience in his style at times, but he's so hot-headed, spiteful and so willing to give up the moment he gets launched a single time that it doesn't mean anything.
YIICCKKAADDEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
26:16 Way to expose your age Dale 🤣 #OLDHEADSELFSNITCH