you probably dont give a shit but if you guys are bored like me during the covid times you can stream all the latest series on instaflixxer. Have been binge watching with my gf for the last few months xD
Great video’s. Lots of fun watching . Surprised at the size of some of the boats ⛵️. Lots of $$$$... As a new captain Years ago I came into our boat ramp and thought I had shifted into neutral , when in fact it was still in gear forward . I had already jumped up on the dock before I realized my wife had one foot on our boat and one foot on the back of the outboard motor on the boat in front of us holding the two boats apart . OMG ! I made the five of shame back into our boat reaching across turning off the key in the ignition . : (. That was our first boat together . I haven’t lived that down to this day . LOL . That a a runabout 16 foot . I was surprised she let me buy the 26 footer after that incident. We took some boating classes together and never looked back : ) ).
Hahaha your narration is hilarious. I watch your videos all the time. Your always welcome to come by. I’m here in the St. Petersburg Madeira beach area. Looking for a boat now. I just retired.
When my dada was alive we would go down to the boat ramps and just watch. Sometimes boaters would get made because we were laughing too hard. Late evenings on the weekends were the best.
Docks can be tricky man. Pensacola beach 2005, I trew my rope around the dock pilon like 1000 times before. I was standing on the side of the boat and when i gave the rope a good pull to tighten up the boat, I ripped myself out of the boat and into the water. Lost ALL my cool points. Got back in my boat, took a bow infront of the packed dock. Then had a great day. Shit happens. Embrace your turn. Lol
They have some awesome docks in florida. In Texas the docks are about as long as the boat ramp so if you're by yourself it's tough cookies for everyone in line.
I was so hoping the guy in the rig didn't mess up. You would have to think if you can drive that with a 53' trailer then you can back in a 30' boat. He did pretty good considering the space he had to work with. Should have gotten the straps and shit off before getting to the ramp but still he did it pretty quick.
The Chit Show lives again! He pulled out boat not knowing Verado was running, they're really quiet when brand new. But wait there is more! Stay tuned to this channel.
Alfred... thanks for the funny (but sad) vids. Would love to see you get into more in depth boat manufacturing. Too many youtubers out there doing 2min fluff reviews on so many good boats. Would also be cool to see something on the new v8 verados vs the old verados, or verados vs yamaha in the 250-300hp range. Cheers
Pure chit show!! Great video!! Please remind everyone to wear there safety equipment. Just had a cousin die in a boating accident in Corpus Christy Tx!! He never wore his life jacket or kill switch!! Please please pass on!!
What is so hard for these people about docking? They all come in at like a 45 degree angle and just ram the bow into the dock. Then they are jumping and leaning and straining to bring the stern in. Put the engines in reverse toward the dock to bring the stern in. The just bash into it bow first and stop.
Alfred ... how did you miss the guy at 23:43 powering his boat onto the trailer? I've seen that particular technique go so wrong so many times. Worst one was a guy trying to power his bass boat onto the trailer and the boat ended up fully out of the water beside his truck, prop bent to chit, lower busted, smashed one of the trucks tail lights. Now that I think about it, I believe that boat had an Evinrude 250 on it ... it went from 0 to dammit in about 2 seconds. Seen guys who have their motors trimmed way up just douse everyone on the pier. You should do some docking vids.
What’s your fav center consul fishing boat :like for fountain :comment Jupiter :comment a 🛥 for Viking :comment a 🌊 for ocean yacht :comment 🚤 for a seahunter
How long would an outboard run out of the water before the engine overheats and fails? Do they have a dumass sensor that will shut it down before catastrophic damage?
I like your channel and watching your boats. But in the UK those open front boats may not even get insurance to go out to sea. They would not get out of our Harbors very well not because of surfing waves but because of how the waves are those boats would be filled with water or possibly sink. Very hard for those boats to to cross the English channel maybe on a good day no way on normal bad weather.
Great video as always! You might want to switch spot... crocs will study a pray for weeks before striking if you go to the same place over and over you might be a target... take care!!
It should be required you start with a small fresh water boat - THEN get a 40' salt water boat. That semi is the best tow rig there is. Used They cost half of what a new dually cost. And you don't show up at the ramp with a semi and not know your chit. You don't fish when the weathers right!! You fish when you can. Your right about the flats guys. That big big boat with the 4 white mercs-that needs to be pulled by a semi. What does it cost to have your boat put in that boat storage building?
I usually tie my bow off turn my motor toward the dock in reverse and the boat goes right to the dock and I leave it in gear. Go get my car and I’m done.
Been a boater for over 50 years. 90% of the boaters out there are clueless. Have no clue as to the rules on the water, never have emergency food, water or even oil or enough lines on their boats. Most of the time their drunk or on drugs and have way too many people aboard . The accidents at the launches are so typical and hilarious.
I curious about some things. I bought a boat having no clue how to operate it. It took me a dozen, maybe 20 times to get good at getting the boat in and out of the water. WTH is up with these people? They are so much worse than boaters in Atlanta. Are they boat renters? Please tell me that they are not taking these boats out on the Atlantic.
@@AlfredMontaner so what would it do to the decals on my jetski? the gel coat is super oxidized but i'd like to get as close as I can to the decals... will it take them off if I hit them with it?
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Always entertaining Alfred!
Da Chit Show !
you probably dont give a shit but if you guys are bored like me during the covid times you can stream all the latest series on instaflixxer. Have been binge watching with my gf for the last few months xD
@Alejandro Alexis Definitely, I have been using Instaflixxer for since november myself :)
Lol. Cracking up. "If I don't come down on you your never gonna learn, you'll just quit."
Great video’s. Lots of fun watching . Surprised at the size of some of the boats ⛵️. Lots of $$$$... As a new captain Years ago I came into our boat ramp and thought I had shifted into neutral , when in fact it was still in gear forward . I had already jumped up on the dock before I realized my wife had one foot on our boat and one foot on the back of the outboard motor on the boat in front of us holding the two boats apart . OMG ! I made the five of shame back into our boat reaching across turning off the key in the ignition . : (. That was our first boat together . I haven’t lived that down to this day . LOL .
That a a runabout 16 foot . I was surprised she let me buy the 26 footer after that incident. We took some boating classes together and never looked back : ) ).
Just started boating, been out twice. I’m glad you weren’t at Black point last Monday, otherwise I’d be staring on your show 😂😂😂
I'll get you Adrian !
Your on a roll. Always entertaining.
Funny stuff. “That guy must be taking a crap right now”.
I love watching other people dock, makes me feel great about myself since I’m damn good lol
That’s about the third time you’ve said that.
We had a small Crock near Naples that we would feed marshmallows - the snap of their jaws is unreal
Keep it going Alfred....been watching since you started. We enjoy all your videos and these are just entertaining...great spot.
Hahaha your narration is hilarious. I watch your videos all the time. Your always welcome to come by. I’m here in the St. Petersburg Madeira beach area. Looking for a boat now. I just retired.
Whale watching at the marina!
When my dada was alive we would go down to the boat ramps and just watch. Sometimes boaters would get made because we were laughing too hard. Late evenings on the weekends were the best.
2:36
Alfred: “GW?”
Phone: “Uh-huh”
Alfred: “Does it say Bush at the end” 🤣🤣🤣
Fm
Alfred you’re a chit disturber😄
Dam im so glad i found your channel i needed a great laugh thanks
Seahunter is the most beautiful cc. So clean!
Absolutely my new favorite channel! Good work Alfred.
Love your videos, hope you will keep it up for a long time, hello from the south of Sweden, by the baltic sea.
11:45, that dude don't mess around with small trucks to haul his boat.
Always fun to watch 👍🏻 Cheers from Swiss
Docks can be tricky man. Pensacola beach 2005, I trew my rope around the dock pilon like 1000 times before. I was standing on the side of the boat and when i gave the rope a good pull to tighten up the boat, I ripped myself out of the boat and into the water. Lost ALL my cool points. Got back in my boat, took a bow infront of the packed dock. Then had a great day. Shit happens. Embrace your turn. Lol
They have some awesome docks in florida. In Texas the docks are about as long as the boat ramp so if you're by yourself it's tough cookies for everyone in line.
Best part of this video is I saw my boat in the background. Thank God I didn't make the cut. Lol.🤣👍
take me to fishing with you I won't lose a rod and I definitely will fall in the water I love fishing I love your videos they are so funny
If that hardtop had a couple Outboards I think I'd want it sitting in my driveway
LOL I think he almost went in the water because of those short-shorts he thinks he's Richard Simmons man
I don't know how I came across this video but you're freaking hilarious!! Sub'd
Semi truck for that boat! Overkill.
Nice big monster hammer head on side nice
I thought watching paint drying was boring, but this even out does that
Great to finally see you out there today. Keep the chit show coming 🔥🔥🔥
first time ever seeing a semi pulling a boat
That's a first. I have seen the engine running still but never in gear too. Lol
It just helps push the truck up the ramp
His gps was still on too.
I guess the drawback of having one of those verado's is that they are so quiet you forget they are running.
That was funny GW BUSH even for a Canadian!
Glad you liked it for sure I lost that sale !
You’re making fun of them but you called his prop an impeller 😂
He's talking about the water pump impeller. You knew that though right or do you? Yuge fail!
LMAO!! Your hilarious dude De madre. hahaha
Ahh the joy of joystick docking
I was so hoping the guy in the rig didn't mess up. You would have to think if you can drive that with a 53' trailer then you can back in a 30' boat. He did pretty good considering the space he had to work with. Should have gotten the straps and shit off before getting to the ramp but still he did it pretty quick.
Yep, burn that motor up without water in the thing. 🤣
The Chit Show lives again! He pulled out boat not knowing Verado was running, they're really quiet when brand new. But wait there is more! Stay tuned to this channel.
Alfred... thanks for the funny (but sad) vids. Would love to see you get into more in depth boat manufacturing. Too many youtubers out there doing 2min fluff reviews on so many good boats. Would also be cool to see something on the new v8 verados vs the old verados, or verados vs yamaha in the 250-300hp range. Cheers
An old junky Freightliner is cheaper than a new 4 door 1 ton duramax most people use to tow with.
Nice vids bro
The amazing CHIT SHOW!!!! De PiPi
I've seen atleast a dozen boats launched by semi over here in oregon
Great content lol i subbed i love watching people panic
❤ the channel Bro! It was a "SEMI"-Chit Show
Alfred you’re funny today!
It's nice to see so many wearing masks. 👍👌🇨🇦
Park regulations.........................
Crazy how much traffic is in this marina
That's the normal weekend traffic, after all the waiting (over 3 hours), to get in, you get this...:)
Throw the LINE chit show
love the chit show lol
Pure chit show!! Great video!! Please remind everyone to wear there safety equipment. Just had a cousin die in a boating accident in Corpus Christy Tx!! He never wore his life jacket or kill switch!! Please please pass on!!
Damn no jacket OR kill switch? 🥵 sorry to hear that, RIP. Much love from Houston.
Only at black point, but you’re so far from Fort Lauderdale...
backing a "small" boat -- compared to a full-size trailer on the back of a semi -- is nothing unusual for a trucker. Looked quick and fine to me.
Easy with the omg's Alfred. My neighbors can hear that. 😁 I had to turn down the volume.
What is so hard for these people about docking? They all come in at like a 45 degree angle and just ram the bow into the dock. Then they are jumping and leaning and straining to bring the stern in. Put the engines in reverse toward the dock to bring the stern in. The just bash into it bow first and stop.
That takes common sense, something that is not often found with new Boaters. :(
All rinkers gel coat fades. Facts
Alfred get yourself an adult sized boat and you won’t lose people overboard!!!
Been waiting for a low rider. Should of had fuzzy dice, dingle balls, and velvet interior.
You forgot the lights underneath just for show.
@ 4:14 Somebodies got to be eye candy for the ladies!!
Alfred ... how did you miss the guy at 23:43 powering his boat onto the trailer? I've seen that particular technique go so wrong so many times. Worst one was a guy trying to power his bass boat onto the trailer and the boat ended up fully out of the water beside his truck, prop bent to chit, lower busted, smashed one of the trucks tail lights. Now that I think about it, I believe that boat had an Evinrude 250 on it ... it went from 0 to dammit in about 2 seconds. Seen guys who have their motors trimmed way up just douse everyone on the pier. You should do some docking vids.
What’s your fav center consul fishing boat
:like for fountain
:comment Jupiter
:comment a 🛥 for Viking
:comment a 🌊 for ocean yacht
:comment 🚤 for a seahunter
When you get ejected from a boat and have a road in your hand YOU GOT TO HOLD ON TO THE ROD it's more important lol
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Hopefully the short shorts come back in style I still have mine from the 70's 👍🏼 guy uses a semi tractor to tow his 28' Bayliner 🤔
You gave up the guy with semi,his boss now knows.😜
He needs that semi because of all his chit in the Bayliner !
How long would an outboard run out of the water before the engine overheats and fails? Do they have a dumass sensor that will shut it down before catastrophic damage?
what boat is a 0:43 ? love it!!
"Anybody can be a Captain nowadays" Jab!
That's why they are called "Credit Card Captains" No Brains, no common sense and to stubborn to listen to somebody else on doing it the right way. :)
lm loving that port cinema
Chit show Friday
this video gave me anxiety!!! ha ha
11:30... must be a swift driver..
Please, go to Port Canaveral, less ramp, more action. I use go early on the weekends for the show.nice seating and a tiki bar for lunch.
They tore that ramp down unfortunately. They have a new ramp that is giant and has 8 ramps I believe.
That semi must have been like the owners work truck brcause that bayliner needs a tundra and itll work for towing
Is blackpoint charging again?
Funny would be towing a 13 foot whaler with that rig
I like your channel and watching your boats. But in the UK those open front boats may not even get insurance to go out to sea. They would not get out of our Harbors very well not because of surfing waves but because of how the waves are those boats would be filled with water or possibly sink. Very hard for those boats to to cross the English channel maybe on a good day no way on normal bad weather.
Great video as always! You might want to switch spot... crocs will study a pray for weeks before striking if you go to the same place over and over you might be a target... take care!!
It IS AN ALLIGATOR NOT A CROCODILE!!!!
Talk about boom boom shorts on the Grady white iiiii papiii
what is the best time to drop a boat at the marina to avoid wait?
Weekdays.......
Guy in the first video is lucky, If I did that with my boat I would burn the water pump out in 5 seconds.
Bro when are u going to take me out rib fishing man?!! Would love to go with u next time I’m down there!!!! I’ll pay for the fuel lol!!!!
Love it Bro!!!!
Thanks Rod always trying to make a scene
Love it , thanks
Your back
Where’s the CHIT SHOW shirt !
Hi Alfred, whats the gel coat fix for the blue boat at 25:30 called. “Padexpress”?. Does anyone else know?
Padxpress it's on my site check out some other videos I e done with that system on my channel. My site is luxuryribtenders.com
It should be required you start with a small fresh water boat - THEN get a 40' salt water boat.
That semi is the best tow rig there is. Used They cost half of what a new dually cost.
And you don't show up at the ramp with a semi and not know your chit.
You don't fish when the weathers right!! You fish when you can. Your right about the flats guys.
That big big boat with the 4 white mercs-that needs to be pulled by a semi.
What does it cost to have your boat put in that boat storage building?
Brother you should wear a crazy costume
Bro u putting them off lol
What kind of boat is the gray one at the beginning?
Seavee
Cool thanks
I usually tie my bow off turn my motor toward the dock in reverse and the boat goes right to the dock and I leave it in gear. Go get my car and I’m done.
That's too easy for these Captains, they want Alfred to tape the dumbass docking skills they don.t posess.
Rona gonna get you Miami Dade!
Been a boater for over 50 years. 90% of the boaters out there are clueless. Have no clue as to the rules on the water, never have emergency food, water or even oil or enough lines on their boats. Most of the time their drunk or on drugs and have way too many people aboard . The accidents at the launches are so typical and hilarious.
Yeah bro, do something about those shorts 🩳 lol 😂
I curious about some things. I bought a boat having no clue how to operate it. It took me a dozen, maybe 20 times to get good at getting the boat in and out of the water. WTH is up with these people? They are so much worse than boaters in Atlanta. Are they boat renters? Please tell me that they are not taking these boats out on the Atlantic.
waiting to see the first fender?
What's that? ::) (They don't want to be the first to do that ! )
what was the stuff you were talking about for the gel coat?
Padxpress
@@AlfredMontaner so what would it do to the decals on my jetski? the gel coat is super oxidized but i'd like to get as close as I can to the decals... will it take them off if I hit them with it?
It wont peel them off the pad is surprisingly soft but yet firm in its structure th-cam.com/video/anlwBwBiK7o/w-d-xo.html