Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #19
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Shorts:
The Rubber: Part 2
On The Wings of a Battman
Customers
Spider Facts
The Joke Book
Take This
Bathroom Bullies
Science Class
Final Words
The Ladder: Part 3
Swipe Right
High Noon
The last one is very deep and full of meaning.
"The real treasure here was friendship"
No the real treasure be treasure
They fought for the picture
I'm still wondering: HOW THE HELL DID THEY BEGIN HITTING THEM EVEN KNOWING WHAT INSIDE THE BOX WAS A PHOTO!? And why no one remembered that picture being that it must have been a trip that they made themselves and so took that picture
I think you missed out on the part where the wimp got shot.
No the real treasure be treasure *bang*
they had me at "no don't poke him Robert"
So they had you the entire clip
Same
Robernt*
I couldnt understand the purpose of this line
3:19 😂
“ no don’t poke him rob-“ that killed me lol
oh no, rip :(
Your comment is as old as a new born
@@theunknown5564 Does that really matter?
Same 😆😆😆😆😆😆
@@theunknown5564 no, I’m fairly certain newborns are a little younger than one year old.
Everybody gangsta till the bathroom bullies over populate the earth.
Dio did that
So, you think you can talk about that?
Jotaro Kujo well, Jotaro, you are dead.
Yare yare daze
Jotaro Kujo dont pull that on me.
I feel like I’m having a damn stroke with the John Battman clip
Terroristsr44hh4u44yy4y44h44h4herbert
Omg that made me laugh and cry😂😅
*he’ll just take it from your pUrSe or BaNk*
Lol
No don’t poke him-
He didn’t spit the spiders right in the bugger’s face, what a gentleman
That's gonna BUG me
Ha..Ha...Ha..Ha...Ha..Ha...
Ypur usage of British swear words was quite ungentlemanlike, and I do not approve. Good day!
I would have French kissed him
*GASP* The credits revealed Batmann's true identity!
Yes, Many more.
I always knew that it was penis man
Finnish Farming its Batman not battman
@@juku619 its batman
liper dinko r/woooosh
I love how John Battman says "I don't have a phone" although you can clearly see a phone on his belt
… did you just confuse a stapler to a cell phone… for real? Cause I’m about to put a light in a cloud on your do badden butt
S t a p l e r p h o n e
Ladder is the strongest weapon and a tool in this universe.
Impossible.
@@thesilentone1936 of course for low thinking
Jackie Chan taught us that if nothing else
Netherite: imma end this object’s whole career
Don't forget species
"what do you get when you cross your DAD... with a bad attitude?"
A bad-daditude
Hahahahahahhahahahaha
Belt...
The police at his door
Is it pants? 😃 (is it pants)😨
Mood
No don’t poke him Robert-
God damn it Bobby... Robert... Um...?
Its actually robird
hobby
It’s ackchually Robird (mocking the two comments up )
Ooh he’s been roburnt
12:08 I love it how the nurse is just standing there smiling like nothings wrong
Like 🙂 ah yes a dude screaming after he just burst back to life
Well like she said “They all do that”
@@daxbroussard1411 then she just slowly laugh at it
Imagine how long that ladder journey would actually take tho
@Christian Plønd Nielsen 7Z Vestre Skole let's say they were superhumans who don't need oxygen, knowing that the closest place in the known universe that can possibly contain life is 4.2 light years away, traveling at mach 30 would take around 18000 years to travel 1 light year, so you would times 18000 whatever the number is by mach 30 and it would be around 650 million years to travel 1 light year, times that by 4.2 and you get around 2.6 billion years. Rough estimate is that it would take that long, now the fact that they manage to find a completely different reality where ladders are sentient would probably mean that somewhere along their travels they found a black hole or some anomaly that teleported them to that existence. Now the nearest black hole is within 27000 light years away so if we do the same estimate maths as earlier it would take them 17.5 quadrillion years to reach the one at the centre of our galaxy. By that time it would have moved or died out so i would say they either came across a 1 in 9 to the power of 99999999 chance of coming across that at any given time within their journey.
So basically they are either gods or immortal super beings with a luck x 1 billion enhancement or something along those lines.
@@Thatguy-vu5iu the ladder is magical, magic ladders make it garunteed to go to the ladder planet when you enter a black hole, so no luck required.
4minutes
FS TH-cam maybe some minutes
DeeRL nah they just got a ladder
He knew about the ladders. He knew and we didn't listen.
Imagine spinning in a circle with it
An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough
True dat
What ever
DAD...
Lol
You got that from the beach house
Stop stealing my catchphrase
"You eat an average of one spider every night"
How long has he been in that room?
Or how many spiders did they make him eat.
But are tarantulas worse?
Son: mom MOM!
Dad: and everyone else😁
"I don't have a phone so put a light in a cloud" 😂😂😂😂
100th like say "sub to pewdiepie" in a video
I dont have a light so put a phone in the sky
I don't have a cloud so put a light in the phone
LOL
Babyface_Vaeh ur not cute ur just odd or weird I’m not subbing
What happens when you cross your dad with a bad attitude?
A crossed dad
dadditude
Paul Cochet it’s called an alcoholic step father
Joseph Stalin is called discipline
Mariah Concengco you should be sent to the gulang
A bad dad
First words-
*Starts wholesome*
Me: I don’t like this
*Grandpa goes crazy*
Me: There it is!
Kid: Mo-Mom!
Dad: And everyone else!!!
Nothing, nothing!!!!!!
Their is nothing at all 😨🔪
SIKE YALL THOUGHT HEHE I BELIEVE IN GOD 👁👄👁
@@Mako.15968 Apparently you don't believe in grammar either lol
"No don't poke him ro-"
That part killed me 😂
CrocMint Why did they kill you
CrocMi
ikr... gosh ... lol
CrocMint for real 😂😂
CrocMint same lol
"I knew it! You were cheating on me you interdimensional hussy!"
🤣🤣
17:02
I think you chose the wrong time stamp
You missed the time stamp by a lot
Was actually at 15:36
Hold up bitches
"catch you on the flipflop b*tch"
-spaceworm
“HahA! ThEy AlL dO tHaT!”
6:10 legends say he's still spitting them out to this day.
What the fuck that I saw
@@Slovakslav Spiders Georg. He’s a statistical outlier, and should not be counted.
*I L L G E T M Y L A D D E R*
Dad, there’s a cloud in front of the suuuuuuun! Don’t worry son,
*I L L G E T M Y LADDER*
**crying** Mom... Mom!
*A N D E V E R Y O N E E L S E*
Bird and cat : *D E D*
They breathe in space by the power of ladder
Any problem in the World can be solved with that ladder.
That school bully one. I'm not sure if it was meant to be this way, but it felt so nice
That was the point.
Wholesome
*i don’t have a phone so put a light in a cloud*
"Will you put a light in a cloud so we can put a lock on a . . . Clown?"
*Pokes clown*
"No Rob don't poke him!--"
I can
10:48 that guy in the back laughing lmao 😆
10:47 lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the secret to amazing videos: making your audience laugh while they think about all those topics that deserve some serious consideration. Reading between the lines it is.
Quick Fix exactly. Like how important it is to put a light in a clowd, or to how to properly have your peener tied in a pretzel.
Quick Fix to be fair you need a high iq to watch rick and morty.
Oh my god
Quick Fix "Ridendo castigat moris"
Yeah, that's what most of comedy is...
3:20 NO DONT POKE HIM ROBERT
That part killed me
Lol
I was literally going to type it than I see this!
🤣
Please help Me with my life I guess now he’s the poked
Dad- “now say sorry to your sister”
Son - “nah she sucks”
😂😂
REVERSE CARRRRRRRRD
Wtf is this comment
“Hey are you guys smoking in there?”
“Oh shit it’s a teacher!”
*over 500 students run away from the bathroom*
All of the students coming out are blonde, bit what happened to the red hair?
@@June_Chichimoco we don’t talk about that
I sear every so often they give us a short that’s not comedic at all but really deep and emotional.
On the ladder one, if they needed someone to hold the ladder on Earth, why was it standing upright perfectly on the Ladder World?
Kamrynn Anderson gravity must have been different on the ladder planet.
THAT WAS MY BROTHER!!!!!!
The Watcher oh
No
One like equals one more criminal put in a forever home...
But in this case it's prison
I don't get it
Put a light in a cloud
What’s a prison? Do you mean box with bars?
Pizza Gamer the one put a light in a cloud.
I’m the 381th like
"No dont poke him Rob-"
Boogie Thug Rose is that blood
@@blainebean3159 it's his period blood.
I love how in the Ladder:part 3 short, the dad is just so over positive about everything, even though the world ended, his wife is dead, and literally they're in outer space with no oxygen. (.-.)
Why not be positive? He’s got his ladder!
He's hiding his tears
Getting robbed? PUT A LIGHT IN A CLOUD! Need mustard? PUT A LIGHT IN A CLOUD!
Looking for a one night stand? Put a light in the cloud xp
@cherryeuphoria Put a light in a cloud
hey bro
bighead bros
Need a pickle jar opening? PUT A LIGHT IN A CLOUD!
My weekend has been blessed.
Stop being everywhere you silly dog
hmm yes interesting ii
hmm yes interesting agreed
hmm yes interesting help me
DirSec help me
The last bit actually has a story... I like it
.............. an intentionally shoddy rendition of an overdone 90's movie concept doesn't count as 'story'
@@drflaggstaff9008 what
Animated Hawk 383 I understand stand it and all but if you bring IQ into conversation
1) you sound like a ass
2) you’re probably not the smartest either
Animated Hawk 383 I LOVE rick and morty
@@AnimatedHawk383I must say some people in the comment section have prepostutius grammar quite innovative if them to expand there English lexicon by making up their silly words I must say bravo.
Plot Twist: The grandpa at 11:44 was just clinical dead and he only closed his eyes before he really died and thought that he was actual dead
🤣
Maybe that's how the.....
You know
@liamsteam walsh exkusmi?
@liamsteam walsh like, wtf bro?
@liamsteam walsh It’s that that is severely disturbing. That’s not saying much considering what c&h is.
What do you get when you cross your dad with a bad attitude...
A bad Daditude
Lol
-1 rep
Chillpill 135 not good
Ha ha ha ha 😐
You got a badittude. That's a bad attitude. -Terry Crews
The spider one made me want to die
Same tho
That spit take was great tho
Same
same i wannadie
Article ViperZz me to
The one who said real treasure is friendship buried that treasure chest long time ago
13:15 The way he joyfully said that gave me anxiety
After watching the 'Final Words', I am scared of my death more then ever...
I like trains
EXACTLY
HEAVEN DOESN'T EXIST! YOUR IN A VOID LIKE A BLACK HOLE!
@@Wavgun3k Damn Ya!!!!!
See it positively...u don't need to see any idiots again.
Robert: Wont u put a light on a cloud so that John Battman can put a lock on a clown?
Battman: Dont poke him Rob-
XD
XD
6:17 The Joker's orgin story.
Lol
Wait at the end he had the laughing toxin like the joker uses sooo it makes sense
Sonny that was fukin *MUSTARD GAS*@@errorsarefunny
@@errorsarefunny bro he was choking, not laughing. And joker had a medical condition, not any gas
@@duncananderson6209 oh true lol
High Noon is definitely my favourite short. It's wholesome and funny at the same time, has a plot twist, and has a bad ending. Everything a C&H should be!
The ladder one was like a happiness and cyanide version of rick and morty
It's cyanide and Happiness, borfbrain
Nevaeh Hamilton I hope messing up the name was part of the joke well if there was one lol
Bharat
You right
I don’t know why but high noon at the end made me feel sad
Robo_Squirrel all the friends killed each other and the last one got nothing for it
The US army should have just walked away with it since a sheriff can not do anything against their country.
Reminds me of that song One Tin Soldier (Legend of Billy Jack)
In a weird way me to
Yeah
18:00 Really Deep man 😢
5:45 I'm not even afraid of spiders and that creeped me out. People with fear of spiders are probably throwing up rn
Actually, (in my case at least) it didn't affect me, and I have intense arachnophobia. It's mostly the movement of their legs and faces that set me off, but animated ones don't affect me.
The throwing up was meh, but oh geez the closeups... yeah those got me...
@@-wingsofwasp- Something about that deliberate gait they have, a type of movement so few 2d and 3d animators can nail
"Ahaha. They all do that."
Carsten N that shits so scary
No they dont
No that must be what hella like
I believe every word that man says. That scares me.
Carsten N that scared me my dad is old
K so we’re just not gonna talk about “Last Words”
Yep just gunna walk away
Tavyon Harris I didnt ask for an existential crisis...
I DONT EVEN-
Doctor Jay think of it like this, we go through so much, and the chances that we even have a life means there’s no way there isn’t anything else, it’s just not possible
As a Christian I say that everyone has their own beliefs,no ones belief is greater or lesser than anyone else’s.I do believe there is a heaven and hell after this and some believe that there is just a void when we die and it’s ok to believe in what you want.Christians believe atheists beliefs are all wrong and atheists believe religion is just a fairytale.God doesnt force you to believe in him,altho he will reward the ones who do with a life after.And some believe that it’s light out after you die,i say there is no wrong way to believe in what’s after death.
No dont poke him robbert 😂😂😂
Zaza and Tata that was funny
That guy looked like hes seen some shit😂😂
Tahlias Squad 😁
Ha ha
Tahlias Squad I laghed so much
Dad: What do you get when you cross your dad with a bad attidude?
Kid: A dad joke?
Dad: *pulls off belt*
Kid: becomes the Joker and kills his dad
You see the problem is, i watch all video’s from ExplosmEntertainment, so I’ve seen every video....
Super-PEKKA but its still funny
Super-PEKKA lol ikr
lmao after watching these you're like "kay, I already watched them all, good"
I’ve seen all their comics so
Super-PEKKA same
"Here is a condensed gas for you teach!" - I love how is fart turns into a universe
69 likes... I MUST NOT INTERFERE
xD
Galaxy.
Exagalaxy!
😂😂😂😂
The real treasure...
Was friendship
JoJo.
"bro did you know you eat an average of 1 spider a night?"
3:23 that poor guy he looks so cute and innocent
Take it from me: no Batman villain or rip off is innocent.
That guy is probably the equivalent of ra shal ghul
Take a look at la comedie
Yeah I feel bad for him
When you walk through the cells
All you see is *Sadness*
Screw becoming an astronaut I’ll just get my ladder
*“No, The Real Treasure Be Treasure.”* **bang** 17:30
I get it somebody says bang
Jolene Gordon no one said bang someone shot someone else.
@@saddog8087 you didn't listen close enough
Orange shirt guy said bang.
I'm genuinely concerned what goes on in the minds of the people that make these.
😂😆 you can wonder
They have no mind, they take these ideas straight from a drug dealer
and so did i
Dark comedy is the best. LOL!
11:43
Grandpa/Dad: AAAAAAAHHH! NOTHING! THERE IS NOTHING! NO LIGHT! NO OTHER SIDE! ALL BLACK! ALL DARK! DARKNESS! DARKNESS EVERYWHERE! NO! NO! HE HAS TO HEAR! IT'S ALL LIES! THERE IS NO LIGHT! NO REWARD! JUST A VOID! NOTHINGNESS! IT'S THE END! JUST THE END! DARKNESS! DARKNESS ALL AROUND! NOTHING! NOTHING! JRGSKFHAKBD! **dies**
Nurse: Hehehe. They all do that!
i did not see that coming i laughed so hard
To be honest, that’s what I always believed. When I concentrate really hard, I can experience that feeling. It’s so scary.
Old man: *violently screeches about the void*
Nurse: Oh this is normal.
TigerBosses Xbox woah! You watched the fucking video too!
This was really disturbing
Holy shit who sang in the battman one she's amazing
It says in the credits of the short
Lol
Brina Pelincia
She also voices ciel phantomhive from black butler
*No don’t poke it robe-*
1231231231 123123123
When does it happen?
Marvolo Riddle 3:19
Sad Plant most of my music on Musi and on Snapchat memories is gang gang
Wanna be friends sad plant
I like how the bullies left shoe prints on that guy and they don’t even wear shoes
The dad whooping ass is Gold
Edit: wow a year later 150 likes. First time i got at least 10 lol.
Shaydes Of Blue no my friend its my dad
YEA WHOOP HIS ASS DAD!
No it’s classic abusive dad.
Wooping kids is illegal
Whoopie gold berg
Heh, these guys are always... *_clowning around._*
I regret nothing.
I hate you
PowahSlap Entertainmint
No.
PowahSlap Entertainmint, that was a serious clown job
I guess the real treasure WAS friendship
Yes
@@oilmustflow wtf? You are trying to start a fight or what?
Nah the real treasure is treasure
It was the summer of 96
-not Bryan Adams
it was dang
11:10 actually made me cry and I though one day my grandparents my parents and I will be in that situation
I lost my great gpa last October
How old r u? U dont seem very bright...
20 20 the hell is that susposed to mean
@@wewoys spelled “thought” wrong and random attention grabber where not needed
@@thepencilfromjohnwick3938 really? Makes you seem like an idiot if you can’t see that everyone makes spelling mistakes and this doesn’t look like an attention seeking comment it looks like a regular comment that actually makes sense, I was thinking about my grandparents passing too when I watched that part
The spider one... oh boy.
Michael-Anthony Gillespie oh gawd
Michael-Anthony Gillespie I feel ya’
I have chronic arachnophobia...
Michael-Anthony Gillespie right
Michael-Anthony Gillespie i wanna puke 😆
13:09 my mind when I see a math test on my desk
9:48 and to this day they are still running out of the bathroom
Lol
This comment should have more likes
1 year has past
7:26 this is the animated equivalent of “How about another joke, Murray?”
LESSON LEARNED : never use tinder, because an alien can pop out of the back of your skull.
Kid:Oh shit it's the teacher
Me:I am so weak 🤣🤣🤣
Y r u cussing arent u like 13
Whaaat? Please explain?
Man I love dark comedy
You'd be the first one. These babies will be offended/triggered/aroused by anything and everything.
@@PunakiviAddikti Luckly those people are worthless and don't take up much space.
5:40 he sounds like a pufferfirsh
NANNI
Nani
I can taste the Happiness, but where's the Cyanide?
Obscurity help me
Obscurity 11:28
The Harry Show nice videos
Trust me you'll know when the Cyanide hits.
You don't feel it. Until it's too late.
Did anyone notice that the fart created a galaxy at 10:40?
I’ve been sick all week. But this ray of sadistic sunshine just made my weekend.
This is one of the few compilations that actually have ads. Knowing they get millions of views on every video but most are violent and can’t get ad revenue from it makes me kinda sad. They’re doing such great work but still make them if they get monetized or not. Thank you cyanide and happiness. For making my days better with each video.
The ladder planet looks like something that would be in Rick & Morty
HugoH did gravity bend the lader
I know right its probably in c-275 or something!
Awwww www geezzz
I'm sure it is. Remember, infinite universes...
NO DON'T POKE HIM ROBERT
Cassidy Reice.ahhahahahhahahah
So sad
HAHA so Funny
it was the song was sad
ROBERT NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Damn autocorrect
For some reason the jail part almost made me cry☹️
Angus Laird this is all animated don’t worry Batman or Superman will not come to jail and make an advertising..
Angus Laird ikr
Anus Lard
In the arms of an angel
Fly away from here
From this dark cold hotel room
Amd the endlessness that you fear
You are pulled from the wreckage
Of your silent revelry
You're in the arms of an angel
May you find some comfort here.
"Wings of a Batman"
Always got me...
MASTERPIECE!
How they can make you laugh and cry at the same time... ❤️
Simply... A MASTERPIECE
ITS ALL DARK NO LIGHT NOTHING A BLACK VOID
NO LET HIM HEAR ITS ALL LIES NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
Beep Beep
They all do that
God doesn.t exist
I mean no God
The Jesus one did have a Damn deep meaning...You guys are genius. Where do you keep your Ideas, Please?
Dwayne n jazz...
Their reaction is going to be priceless
Hi • I was thinking the same thing
when the bathroom bullies ran over the teacher I laughed so hard.
"the rest goes to locks and cells if there's any left"
Governments right now
Cell and bars and locks if there's any left
*No don't poke him robert*
Terito put a lock on a clown
Terito 😂😂😊👌🏻👌🏻
Terito wolnt you put a light in clown to put a lock on the clown
“There’s a bad boy doing a bad crime”
*WAIT A MINUTE*
GamerzXD
*_I’m a good boy and I do good crimes_*
10:33 This could’ve been avoided with a “Yeah? Prove it.”
Best way to start a weekend is watching Cyanide & Happiness Compilation's. Who agrees?
StormyBass Duh
Dad: Go apologize to your sister.
Son: Nah she sucks.
Me: HA! XD
v bh nobody
Someone else: Shut up.
“Did you know you eat average of one spider a night” :what.
“Blepwheeeeew
Me:oh shit
Oh God
7:34 they say the boy went on to be a serial killer
The boi also had a Tommy vercetti shirt from GTA vice city
nah he the joker