Enslaving Alienkind with Capitalism in Quasimorph

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  • @jameshoek619
    @jameshoek619 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2593

    Hey Kleaper I modeled my workplace behaviour after your 40K videos and I did such a good job that I’m getting my own ‘Nuremberg Commitee’ whatever that means

    • @thesovietunion9542
      @thesovietunion9542 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +158

      good job bro 👍

    • @andylaw3222
      @andylaw3222 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

      Greetings from germany😂

    • @antikleaper
      @antikleaper  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +652

      Gigachad model employee

    • @halftimedeus8871
      @halftimedeus8871 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      They probably want to award you for your burning passion

    • @alfarinoakenhawk1245
      @alfarinoakenhawk1245 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      I’m jealous. I tried the same thing and got a restraining order.

  • @wizardlizard98
    @wizardlizard98 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +353

    You'd think the interdimensional aztek themed horror that just burst out of that guys chest would be the biggest issue. But no. It is still my crippling debt for the clones I lost.

    • @gasalpha879
      @gasalpha879 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      we will never financially recover from this

    • @TheDownrankTrain
      @TheDownrankTrain 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Death is temporary, interest payments are eternal.

  • @TenthLegionX
    @TenthLegionX 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1225

    "And this game is $230 dollars cheaper". I died XD Kleaper spitting facts!

    • @itzaleaf405
      @itzaleaf405 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      Of all the things I expected, the quick below the belt shot at tarkov was NOT one of them... yet I'm all for it still.

    • @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj
      @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      So the game is cheap while showing the bad in capitalism.. is it pro or anti? who knows
      cause the creator is a Sundowner centrist

    • @CosmicFreedoms
      @CosmicFreedoms 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj Capitalism is good because it lowers prices while increasing value of goods. Governments unfairly mess with markets resulting in either socialist hellscapes or our current Western Neoliberalism insanity.

    • @soulsearcher9620
      @soulsearcher9620 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj We don't create the market for scams. Those guys just managed the scam economy -- they didn't invent it. Didja think every scam in history was all part of some big ol' conspiracy? Bullshit! Scamming is just part'a who we are. Why fight it?
      - Sundowner after he got into Crypto

    • @AlphaOmega1237
      @AlphaOmega1237 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      ​@@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pjWell, anarcho-anything is always bad, and this is a world overrun by Aztec Demons, so it's not exactly a particularly relevant criticism of the real world...
      ... likely because it's probably not meant to be.

  • @piratenflipper
    @piratenflipper 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +508

    "I'm a corporate mercenary!
    I have money resources and lawyers,
    Allowing me to do whatever the fuck I want!" - walking plausible deniability

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      yep. toy exist as plausable deniability. cleaning up something so lawers can cover it into dust. i how ever will say have some honor in your work. IE if someone thinks attacking you is a smart idea make them see otherwise.

    • @0ld_Scratch
      @0ld_Scratch 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lawyers, Guns and Money - Warren Zevon

  • @BlazingCyclone1337
    @BlazingCyclone1337 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +255

    I thought this was Quasimorph not a Boeing PR training course

  • @matthewyeldig4608
    @matthewyeldig4608 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    Picture this: Your a demon who's *JUST* escaped Hell proper, or where ever in the outer-dark you came from... Some dude in a plauge mask from seven centuries ago comes in the room you spawned in, shoves a sharpened toothbrush between your ribs, and the last thin you hear before returning from whence you came is how eating your eye is going to help keep him sane...

  • @miko_44miko85
    @miko_44miko85 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +198

    5:58 rule number one of extraction shooters always make fun of escape from tarkove

  • @Boydar
    @Boydar 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    Man i love a game where a cruel corporation enslaves you in a contract to exploit you to earn them profit, gotta be one of my favorite genres.

    • @sixmillionisimpossible
      @sixmillionisimpossible 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean it's that, the religious fanatics, the terroristic and hopelessly outmatched resistance, a labor union or the aztec genocide bodymass xenos.

    • @Inactive_Account29283
      @Inactive_Account29283 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Armored core

    • @playboycomun1st4
      @playboycomun1st4 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Real life?

    • @sixmillionisimpossible
      @sixmillionisimpossible 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Gotta be my favorite reality.

    • @Монс-й1ь
      @Монс-й1ь 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Inactive_Account29283 "Fell the cradles, all of them"

  • @qwertzu1195
    @qwertzu1195 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +419

    Reggie and klep are the same person like mandi and sseth

    • @hillimer
      @hillimer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      I’m convinced that Reggie is just klep’s alternate personality after he inhales a handful of Xanax

    • @gaddiusgaddium9082
      @gaddiusgaddium9082 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@hillimer He needs a horse sized dose of robutussin and adderall to return to his original self.

    • @Dayz3O6
      @Dayz3O6 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      No, the voice different is too obvious, Reggie and Sseth is the same.

    • @fr-joey764
      @fr-joey764 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Untrue, Reggie's Canadian, Sseth Nigerian

    • @braindavidgilbert3147
      @braindavidgilbert3147 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mandi?

  • @OhMercyMe
    @OhMercyMe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    i imagine kleaper's and reggie's friendship manifesting as a plague doctor keeping a really weird and peculiar vial of slime on his shelf

  • @pocketinfinity6733
    @pocketinfinity6733 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    10:54 "I didnt even get addicted to drugs"
    yea real high bar here at Kleaper Inc.

    • @TheFatFondler
      @TheFatFondler 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      its a pretty high bar for quasimorph too tbh

  • @Baller5525
    @Baller5525 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    If barotrauma taught kleeper one thing its definitely morphine

  • @MikoSciencia
    @MikoSciencia 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    15:00 ah yes, a pentagram, a five pointed star... with seven points...
    I did have to google it myself too, apparently it's called a heptagram.

    • @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj
      @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Star of (-d) Avid

    • @ghostt144
      @ghostt144 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj Star of Saturn*(Moloch) it has nothing to do with King David, and likely they just say that to cover themselves.

    • @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj
      @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ghostt144 nah its obviously the space jews with their space lasers again

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj The Star of David is six-pointed

    • @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj
      @SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ladywaffle2210 not in space, do you not know of the lasers?

  • @morjin4859
    @morjin4859 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    Don't let his appearance and name fool you, Tezctlan may SOUND like a bastardized aztec/Warhammer Lizardmen character, but he's actually just a major Hellraiser enthusiast. In fact, one of his fun and friendly comms before his extradimensional groupies jump you is just a rephrased Hellraiser quote, and if he had a fixed address in the materium, he'd be getting sued right now by whatever megacorporation in this "future" has become a sort of monopolistic business focused on horror film franchises that are past their prime

    • @Gmann2021
      @Gmann2021 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I think Ancom would probably own the rights to Hellraiser

  • @ChartreuseDan
    @ChartreuseDan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +181

    poo-poo: ~exists~
    kleaper: eat the poo-poo?

  • @armchaircivilian3076
    @armchaircivilian3076 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Your concept that a banker might have any morals to be flexible with is the most hilariously absurd part of the video :P
    Apart from all the rest of the greatness!

  • @ysgramorssoupspoon2261
    @ysgramorssoupspoon2261 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    Ah yes splints the thing you use on your broken ribs.

  • @austinclements8010
    @austinclements8010 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    _snifffff_ it smells like those aliens could use some DEMOCRACY

    • @onhillsgaming
      @onhillsgaming 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Corporate HR would like to remind you. Free thinking is not recommended to keep the productivity high. Our corporate mandated motto is For Capitalism.

    • @fennikk2433
      @fennikk2433 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      We get it. The joke was overused a week after HD2 releases.

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      For Super Earth!!!

  • @awsm253
    @awsm253 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I am currently sick. That Jab of '$230 cheaper' Sent me into a wheezing coughing fit as I tried to laugh.

    • @carto4028
      @carto4028 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      HEALTH BEEEEAAAAAM ✨✨✨✨

    • @josephdavis4682
      @josephdavis4682 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@carto4028 WRONG! STREAM OF VOMIT DIRECTLY INTO YOUR MOUTH🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @threadmiser4914
    @threadmiser4914 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Honestly? A dark future ruled by ancap corporations & Aztec demons from Venus sounds downright pleasant right about now.

  • @a_flamingo_cultist
    @a_flamingo_cultist 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1. I didn't know what quasimorphosis did until it was at like 400
    2. I decided to full clear the map anyway
    3. Quasimorphosis gets to 1000 on a moon
    4. Weird thing with 400 HP spawns that can summon more quasimorphs
    5. I beat it to death with a dauggur saber cuz melee is op

  • @theminecraft4202
    @theminecraft4202 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i start playing Manor Lords, Kleaper makes a Manor Lords video.
    i start playing Quasimorph, Kleaper makes a Quasimorph video.
    GET OUT OF MY WALLS

  • @RisaxTheImp
    @RisaxTheImp 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Sseth, Reggie and you have really made this game look like a lot of fun to play. Would not be opposed to seeing more Quasimorph either here or on the other channel.
    👍

  • @shinjutsu2773
    @shinjutsu2773 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    play CDDA and you learn the horrors of turn based vehicle steering and kevlar hulks

  • @DarkSanta512
    @DarkSanta512 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    SsethTzeentach, Reggie, and Now Kleaper?! I've been blessed

  • @lowgraphicsgaming314
    @lowgraphicsgaming314 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I can’t believe you would expose Boeings employees like that

  • @masonguyman3074
    @masonguyman3074 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Lmao youtube monetization is going to *hate* those first ten seconds

  • @MadCityVL
    @MadCityVL 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Need a kleaper, reggie, ambiguous amphibian crossover episode

  • @rogofos
    @rogofos 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    - game set in space
    - has destructible walls
    come on
    come on mate
    you're a gamer you know what to do

  • @kubin226
    @kubin226 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    5:59 I just fucking died at this moment, just like any hopes I had for tarkov 2 weeks ago

  • @positivecayde395
    @positivecayde395 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Exceptional video as always Kleaper

  • @DumbCup
    @DumbCup 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    7:16 uh oh his phsycosis metere is filling up

  • @DietNihilist
    @DietNihilist 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This game ramps up in difficulty so fast, it has consumed a lot of free time lately and I’ve been loving it. Had to set it aside this past week because you can sink into like that if you aren’t careful. Also amazing soundtrack.

  • @pedronabais1456
    @pedronabais1456 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    "i am a corporate mercenary, much scarier than any terrorist"
    >Lockheed Martin after making a Wagner convoy disappear in a couple of hours

    • @ОлегПетров-с8щ
      @ОлегПетров-с8щ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      >Wagner group after making french and american troops disappear from the Africa

    • @pedronabais1456
      @pedronabais1456 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ОлегПетров-с8щ by this point wagner is just a way for russia to fund militias, their divisions in africa are mostly from locals or close by countries, if anything they got every european out

  • @Loolilol
    @Loolilol 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Was here for 5 minutes of a single stream. I knew exactly what was going to happen.

  • @CCPodz
    @CCPodz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Reggie: Would throw the poo at others
    Spiff: would monopolize the poo in the most ludicrous and inhumane way possible
    Kleaper: *C O N S U M E*

  • @seekerhunts
    @seekerhunts 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    19:28 staring at the antidote - never touches it.

  • @jonathanwells223
    @jonathanwells223 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    6:24 fellow House Stan spotted, subbed

  • @edderz101
    @edderz101 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This would make a great series.

  • @akramgimmini8165
    @akramgimmini8165 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Capitalism... IN SPACE

  • @arcanistthesonofianite249
    @arcanistthesonofianite249 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Another day, anothet Kleaper video, very nice

  • @fake_heaven
    @fake_heaven 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    thank you, very cool

  • @kamiloles3820
    @kamiloles3820 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love you decided to play this game, was thinking of buying it and now I know I'm buying it

  • @AngelKyoX
    @AngelKyoX 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The amount of a love hate relationship I have with this game is criminal

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 หลายเดือนก่อน

    From that intro alone, this game was MADE for you

  • @Chasere8161
    @Chasere8161 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    oh boy, here we go again

  • @khanstantinople
    @khanstantinople 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    cant believe John Quasimorph is at it again

  • @royalbluegaming7763
    @royalbluegaming7763 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:16 Kleaper's morphine addiction reappears

  • @jaggermcfarland8405
    @jaggermcfarland8405 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    honestly would love for more content of this

  • @moiracollum9391
    @moiracollum9391 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Nice, glad to see ur playing this more, its very enjoyable to watch

  • @victim109
    @victim109 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    big fan of you being friends with reggie

  • @antares7913
    @antares7913 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Welcome to Ancapistan
    Where every man can be a king

  • @bluethehuman3692
    @bluethehuman3692 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The poison pools from spiders used to be permanent instead of dissipating with time. It was rough.

  • @SMsizzle
    @SMsizzle 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You finally mentioned him so I’m gonna need some Reggie & Kleaper (Anti-Reggie if you prefer) mayhem in the future!

  • @Weinerufdsuuhids
    @Weinerufdsuuhids 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I watched both vids, and I am subbed to all of his and your channels.

  • @swileyhedrick2373
    @swileyhedrick2373 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    just watched this after listening to everywhere at the end of time, thanks for stupefying me

  • @gemenai1389
    @gemenai1389 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Like watching you stream this game; hopefully you do more offen :)

  • @heck8607
    @heck8607 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Beautifully psycopathic" is probably Reggies favorite compliment out of the many (3) he has received

  • @aleckgirard
    @aleckgirard 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Played like my third run last night and lost my hand on floor 2 and somehow managed to keep my guy alive on rags, morphine, and booze till i finished my objective on floor 4, danm vr speed junkie zealots!

  • @Eaterofthedark
    @Eaterofthedark 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    HEY REGGIE, hearts have a sharp end, that can puncture. Especially if you Throw it.

  • @natp8387
    @natp8387 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I saw this game and went 'Reggie and Kleaper are gonna dive into this one'.

  • @blackburngaming8345
    @blackburngaming8345 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fun fact: balaclavas are not meant to provide protection. It's essentially just elastic fabric in the generic shape of a head with holes cut out for the eyes and mouth. That's literally it.

    • @DWal32
      @DWal32 หลายเดือนก่อน

      although they do provide 4 cold protection, which is marginally effective against pretty much every quasimorphic ranged weapon

  • @grapenut1
    @grapenut1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Can you please play more of this

  • @Lilman53589
    @Lilman53589 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    amazing, and accurate description of Reggie

  • @king_tiger5263
    @king_tiger5263 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This does look like a pretty cool game. will definitely check it out.

  • @azores2
    @azores2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Quasimorphine

  • @NotInterXX
    @NotInterXX 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I bought this after Reggie’s video, holy shit, this game is HARD.

  • @gocomitdead
    @gocomitdead 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    1:20 so a Boeing employee?

    • @ScrapComputer
      @ScrapComputer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I worked for a company who had Boeing as a primary customer. The things I could tell you ... here's how I was fired.
      I'd been having problems with a manager who would breath down your neck to hurry you up. Didn't care about quality. He'd challenged me and I'll fought back. I call him over to point out a problem.
      Manager: Push it forward.
      Me: It's not right, its a little off. This bolt fits but it's got a 8 degree angle on it.
      Manager:
      *checks eye his monkey eye ball, ignoring the obvious tilt* Push. It. Forward. Well put the cover over it, they never dismantle it to check.
      Me: Its the key safety feature mate. I'll dismantle it and try to fix it, But I'm pretty sure the mount is off. I'll try anyway.
      Manager: we have an order to fill. I don't have time for you to fix your mistake.
      Me: it's not my mistake. *drills bolt out, shines light into bolt hole* see that angle? It means I can't drill it securely. Which means the entire mechanism will be rattling on the plane. Thread by thread of the bolt will get torn up, which means it vibrate more. *lifts up bolt for inspection and shines light at it. If it were my mistake, my compact gun would have threaded the bolt "lines" already. Can you see any threading?
      Manager: *ignores logic and evidence and looks up at the clock* this is the third time today you've called me over this. Just try and fix it like you did last time (I
      had reported the first bend mount immediately, which was barely recognizable with a spirt level, hence within the threshold, even if it was unusual). Just do what you did with the last ones.
      Me: they were 1-2 degrees off. This needs to sit flush as it's a mount. You know if it's over 2 degrees off we have to get it quality inspected/tested before use. (We normally only do this at 3-4 degrees as "standard practice" and would be shouted at if we tried at 2 degrees)
      Manager: You're always the one holding up the line. Look ... *leans in* do we have a problem here? Why can't you just get on with it like everyone else does? I know you're newish here, but this isn't like your last job where you have all the time in the world to check things. In your interview you said you could work in a fast paced environments. I just don't get it. Sometimes you're finished before everybody and others you're just complaining and standing here waiting for a quality inspector with your thumb up your ass. (Insinuating I'm lazy).
      Me: im the quickest on the line if everything is working even with my extra, "paranoid" checks. If I have no problems with the parts I can go without stopping. Im making a key safety feature of a plane here mate. You may call me paranoid, but I call it giving a s#!t. If this fails people can die and I won't have that on my conscious. There's a reason why I have a 0.3% fail rate on my final quality checks. Five times better than the second best and 25 times better than your golden boy (his favourite fast worker who doesn't care in the slightest. I don't go out for smokes by doing it quickly. I don't mess around and chat. I jump to other sections to help other people. I work hard, so don't ever call me lazy. This is about safety for me. For you, like all of you production managers, is about speed for your bonuses, thats all--
      Manager: I've been here for twenty years, don't you ever speak to me like that! *Lines stops, everyone looks over, another manager comes running* I know more about this industry than you'll ever know. Just. Do. What. You're. Told. I have the big picture and it's my iob to make sure we (himself and the company as though they're the same) makes as much as possible.
      Me: I heard you made 32k last year in bonuses. Record number put through for you, right? Mr company man made them big sales right? All orders done in time. Dont lie to yourself. We put out a record number of fails recorded by the customer. Over 1 MILLION in fines because of cut corners and returns. And two in field which cost another half a mill. You're not even a company man, you're just looking out for yourself. And the people above you are doing the same. Bonuses are any of you care about. I won't be apart of this. I'm done after today. Oh and I won't be signing off this part without a replacement.
      I realise that ive been shouting. Other members of staff look at each other, some nod. Other manager arrives.
      Other manager: stop this now! *looks around to the manager, they lock eyes and look around. Everyone can see that they know I'm right. He gives me a murderous look, his face turning red.
      2nd Manager: GET OUT!
      Talk to staff members later, they all told me I was right, that the whole factory talked about it for weeks. Managers diciplined several people who mentioned it, suddenly caring about quality and finding problems with there installations. The word got out, you'll be in trouble if you do.
      I'm not the only one. This happened every few months. Everyone knows.

    • @deltakaizen
      @deltakaizen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ScrapComputer I prey that you don't get assassinated in the next 7 days

    • @kingsuperbobboy
      @kingsuperbobboy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@ScrapComputer Fake, the manager didnt kill you in your sleep

  • @doughboii4192
    @doughboii4192 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I feel criminally early to this

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey, Kleaper, while it's not quite so economically exploitable, another similar style of game that I've really enjoyed is Subterrain: Mines of Titan. It's got resource gathering, quests, overall colony resource control, and even mutant flesh beasts that you can acquire tech augments from, all with a stat and skill tree for everything from bows to small guns to fucking psyker powers. It's similarly in EA, but all of that's already in the game, I've easily put probably 10-15 hours in on my first time trying out the game.

  • @apencil5147
    @apencil5147 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Id like to see more quasimorph, it brongs out the best in you: chaos and a disregard of basic human rights.

  • @darknight-kx6ye
    @darknight-kx6ye 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's funny that I just watched Reggies video on this game right before this one came out.

  • @Puroboi8894
    @Puroboi8894 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You know, I've realized something. This game is top down, gridded, turn based, if you die you lose everything, and actions empty your hunger.
    This is scifi Mystery Dungeon.

  • @HighTierMortalisBack
    @HighTierMortalisBack 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I played quasimorph irl in my office today got a promotion to “fired” I hope it’s a good thing

  • @theboofester2351
    @theboofester2351 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love you kleaper never stop

  • @funnyclockman2643
    @funnyclockman2643 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    2 views in 43 seconds? Kleaper stole my family

  • @drwilyecoyote5357
    @drwilyecoyote5357 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I really wanna see you do more quasimorph

  • @markorahoske6931
    @markorahoske6931 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    two hundred and thirty dollars cheaper, LMAO!!! i almost fell outta my chair.

  • @TotalWaynekarr
    @TotalWaynekarr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Tell me your young without telling me your young. " it's like Skyrim in the sense that you always got way less inventory space then you want" xD

  • @durak6265
    @durak6265 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Over 50,000 views in 5 hours?
    Nice work keep it up 👍

  • @SteveAkaDarktimes
    @SteveAkaDarktimes 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ah yes, the Game that understands the ultimate Eldritch Horror: Anarcho Capitalism.

  • @ggwagmi1236
    @ggwagmi1236 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    love this one
    summoned the Q army and most of them died on the hallway filled with spider guts on the floor
    farm the hell out of em
    but unfortunately the exit is at the other end of the hallway
    i hate this game

  • @SparrowNoire
    @SparrowNoire 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like your content and commentary videos, and I like Quasimorph, so this is a win for me. I wish that you had started post-tutorial though, and hadn't taken the time to go through the factions, seeing as the REAL content of this vid doesn't start until around 7:30, which is more than a quarter of the total runtime in. Just my 2 cents.

    • @deltakaizen
      @deltakaizen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I do get where you are coming from
      One valid point is that the video is catered towards people who know nothing about the game, and it's easier to explain some things in the tutorial environment

    • @SparrowNoire
      @SparrowNoire 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@deltakaizen I guess I've already seen so many Quasimorph videos that ALL feature the tutorial and factions that it just seems incredibly redundant to reiterate all of that info again.

    • @deltakaizen
      @deltakaizen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SparrowNoire oh, all right, I see what you mean

  • @wgglegend1860
    @wgglegend1860 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kleaper the goat roasting tarkov🎉

  • @Player_Kolosus
    @Player_Kolosus 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i am ONE of those few who saw the best doom glory kill opening here before it got censored
    if you want to know why, than its because YT has some policy of not allowing any "bloody gore" or something like this in first 15 SEC of the vid or they demonetize you or take vid down i dont renember
    BUT I SAW IT AND I WILL NOT FORGET

  • @patrick777254fr
    @patrick777254fr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Reggie also put this on my radar im just not sure how i feel about it yet

  • @tiberiusstaicu7853
    @tiberiusstaicu7853 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "my alien armor is better than baklava" nuh uh

  • @GenericProtagonist7
    @GenericProtagonist7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Except the Quasimorohs are the only ones who provide real backup, making them unequivocally the strongest.

  • @10dschr
    @10dschr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sponsorship worked.
    Buying game.

  • @OZAZ11
    @OZAZ11 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I feel like kleaper is a less unhinged version of reggie

  • @Jaaduurocks
    @Jaaduurocks 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kleaper! Would love to see a video of you and Reggie together. Maybe playing some CK3? 😉

  • @alexdenton5228
    @alexdenton5228 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    after sseth take, curious about the inhumane things kleaper will do

  • @filipkotlaja8697
    @filipkotlaja8697 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am honestly amazed you haven't played Underrail yet.

  • @thebiggaming8551
    @thebiggaming8551 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    you get yes

  • @unknowndevice7247
    @unknowndevice7247 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not even 13 hours ago and it already had to get reposted for monetization

  • @fredwright5058
    @fredwright5058 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:00 "and this game is $235 cheaper" hehehe

  • @CICellDirectorCairmann
    @CICellDirectorCairmann 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i see where nestle gets their business model

  • @prosyndication21
    @prosyndication21 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    YESSSSSSSS
    *YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

  • @carto4028
    @carto4028 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i have a eldirich undescribable preference in games i like and this is right up my ally i think. Its been on my wishlist but the steam page didn't really do it justice imo.
    (I love pixelart graphics too)

  • @OrchidPurple420
    @OrchidPurple420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Reminded me of Fallout (classic)