Really here, we almost don't drive any side Lots of roads don't have lanes, you just fit where you can And maybe half of our cars are originally from japan! With the steering wheel on the other side
@Deal Negrasse Bison the full word is 'blyat' which means 'fuck' so 'blyaaaa...' would mean 'fuuuuuuuu..' but there's also other meaning to blyat that I don't even know
looks like the car pinched the tempered glass inside the door and with tempered glass the whole panel cracks at once into a million pieces. kinda cool tbh
More funny part is that he saying " я думаю нам надо убегать" before first truck goes off the road. which can be translate as " I think we should run "
You never know if the people at the light are waiting to step on it for a race. Keep that in mind people are really quick to accelerate after the light turns green for them
4:02 "So I was driving, right, and then while on the road some thing caught my car and made me turn over completely. What? I am being reported for the asylum? I am sure I do not need to go to the asylum. I have proof!
10:01 - 10:07 😮 Похоже это место из города Ишима. Мы с семьёй всегда проезжаем мимо него когда едим в центр города. Я в Ишим каждое лето и зиму на каникулы приезжаю. Я даже нашёл точные координаты этого места: 56.106478,69.452115
If I had to say the GTA is the worst place to drive. I’m starting to think COVID is a brain disease. I have ptsd from any drive I do here. I’ve even heard people from out of country complaining about the same thing. That’s why half the videos show 401 incidents.
You fk asssssshole you stole this comment from a comment listed below someone said the same thing about GTA. Get a life... or better yet get a personality of your own.
Lol I am living in Russia and It is like hockey Drivers are idiots and iff they are crushing THEY LITTERALLY TRYING TO TAKE OUT AS MANY DRIVERS AS THEY CAN, AS in hockey, If U are falling down they are trying to take with em as much enemies as they can , in winter Roads = Ice I LOVE RUSSIA
Damn, someone should check the NPC drivers' code 6:37 "So tell me about the incident, how did your car get damaged?" "Yeah, so I got sideswiped by a tank." "You what?"
Russia is pretty much a real life GTA online server.
Yea I'm Russian and i never win in gta reces without crashing into everybody
@@aoliya107 what is it like in Russia?
@@unofficiallyJ4AN girls thicc af food is cheap weather is just nice for wearing a jacket
I guess its awesome
@@aoliya107 sounds like heaven lmaoo
Correct
The “don’t stop me now” clip is hilarious
I agree
Perfect timing
Time stamp?
Simply_ Short 1:00
@@rupert6478 Thanks 👌
4:03 when you haven't unlocked the next island.
Lmao
Or in the case of GTA4 get chased down by the entire US government
LOL
Underrated
What axtually happened in that clip? Did he catch the powerlines?
На дворе лето 2024 года, а ютуб знает что мне надо
Free Ukraine 🇺🇦
@@RicardoMontaniaслава России
Average TH-cam Comment section:
@@Skoleoz sick. there are humans there.
@@RicardoMontania ты хочешь сказать,что тебе держат в плену?какая бредятина
*Car racing game* : select game difficulty
easy medium hard *Russia*
Lol
Хаха
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
We more thematic russian dash cam compilation. Enjoy!
US: We drive on the right side of the road.
England: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: Roads are roads!
Есть такое🤣🤣
Really here, we almost don't drive any side
Lots of roads don't have lanes, you just fit where you can
And maybe half of our cars are originally from japan! With the steering wheel on the other side
@@televisionandcheese are you Russian?
@@Простоводитель-г7щ ага)
@@televisionandcheese да пишешь хуйню про японцев, не понял
7:40 must be australian having a vacation in russia.
LMAO
underrated comment
At least he used his blinkers
@TurtleSellingADairyProduct*gasp* Ur Australian
Australians don't exist
04:50 Dude just spawned in. Fortunately, he still had spawn protection active.
AHAHHAHAAHHAHAAH
Lmao. Also, same with this one: 7:58 (I like how those drivers reacted so calmly on this one lol.)
Lol😅
Bro survived by jumping
That guy seriously just appeared in the middle of the road, camera error?
0:02 I like how the music cuts out for a moment and then comes back like nothing happend
Yeah me too xD
I need to know the music
@@keefetai584 mention me if someone tells the music name
😂😂
@@joskethegreat4154 Wasn't hard to find
4:50 dude just spawned in the middle of the road
Big Chungus with god mod on
WTF???
Bug
Don't worry, it got patched in the v3.2 version
dude: imma break your car
4:03 imagine you’re just minding your own business driving around town then suddenly the road disappears and all you see is sky
dont worry, patched in v3.2, fixed textures for roads not loading
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
Forza horizon demo lol
Imagine walking off computer forgetting about headphones
00:00 music pls
4:45
- Так, ладно, у меня авария, пока
- Да, давай пока... Авария?
👎
@@МишаБожко-л7ю🤬
@@МишаБожко-л7ю🤬
5:40 dude literally just got of his car and walked off to go to work lmao
It's called disponsable car in Russia
@@magicserega 👀😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I suspect head injury, people with that tend to wander off
Lada
He was like it's just a normal day. Nothing big happened. I think he is also thinking that he can get a new car like in gta.😂😂
"Don't stop me now"
- gets stopped immediately.
I just daw the clip it was perfect
im glad he was stopped
1:04 perfect timing
@@pphnxxx me too lol
I just saw the clip lmao 💀😂
There is only one pedal in Russian cars: “Acceleration until God stops you”
"Ладно, у меня авария."
Как на работу сходил
LOL, In all world is one pedal
GAS GAS GAS
Fr lmao
In mother Russia you don’t stop the car. The cars stop you
4:01 ненавижу эти баги, когда цепляешься за невидимую текстуру. Особенно мизинчиком, а тут целая машина
@@RicardoMontaniaкто спорит?
@@RicardoMontaniaза бесплатно и уксус сладкий, не смею вам отказать в предложении)
@@RicardoMontaniaсвободная от нацизма и Зеленского
@@RicardoMontaniaРикардо-то аж с Парагвая
А что это было???
1:30 when you buy a legendary skin for the veichle
Fr😂😂
John Seno
Ghillie Suit
Karen car
Hahah soo truee
In Russia, you get rammed from behind when driving in the wrong lane.
I wonder who gave these ppl their license
Я не понел это нам оскоробление?
@Y 9 D O新 ドラゴン 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
@Y 9 D O新 ドラゴン нифига не понел но интересно
- Дорогой, будь осторожен, в новостях сказали какой-то идиот едет по встречке.
- Какой-то идиот? Да тут все едут по встречке!
Russian realizing they can’t escape the car accident: BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hahahah
Exactly
@Deal Negrasse Bison the full word is 'blyat' which means 'fuck' so 'blyaaaa...' would mean 'fuuuuuuuu..' but there's also other meaning to blyat that I don't even know
Or EBAAAAAAATTTT
@@olegstyrofoam о шит русский приует
2:45 " Lena, watch out"
"Damn, we passed by"
Driving in Russia be like:
Current objective: *SURVIVE*
There'll be another time...
exactly it is
S*** that’s everywhere dude..
For real 5:17 that is some Final Destination shit
Noice pfp
4:02 when you leave the pc and headphones are still in your ears
О боже, lmao
Bruh I actually had that happen but the headset flung me into the ground
@@rickvandam3238 how strong is your headset.lol
Dude you killed me from laughter. I couldn't breath
That's how I broke my first laptop haha
4:00 Perfect timing music.
Это Россия детка
Omg so right 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ikr
🇷🇺
Music nsme: Баста - райские яблоки
Google you help))
12:26
"Я думаю надо убегать" Идеальная фраза для этого момента
Недошёл маленько 😂
Free Ukraine 🇺🇦
И причем это здесь клоун ???@@RicardoMontania
К чему ты тут это написал дурачок @@RicardoMontania
@@RicardoMontania Free Iraq 🇮🇶
"Don't stop me now"
The guy in front of him seems like he doesn't like that song
ахах=ахахах
I thought the same thing lol
4 real hahaha ha
There was other cars stopping in front of him
"Don't stop me now"
The driver didn't stop as expected, nothing special
The horse had a better understanding of traffic laws than most of the drivers.
i am looking for 1million likes
Строгость наших законов компенсируется необязательностью их исполнения.
There is no law . The horse will naturally know that there are vehicles
00:00 music pls
Она же на красный перешла😅
4:50
In the world car can kill you
In russia yo can kill car
After crashing the car he just walks away as if nothing has happened
Wtf he spawned there from nowhere
да
@@abobakadabra that's normal in russia
@@theg257 I go to school like that
4:38 that window has 1000 ping
Lmqo
looks like the car pinched the tempered glass inside the door and with tempered glass the whole panel cracks at once into a million pieces. kinda cool tbh
@@SEPICGAMERoh alr
😅
7:05 holy shit that guy is a legend.
Forza Horizon be like:
“Threading the needle! +10 000 influence!”
Prrmanently that shit, i need dashcam
He say: ,,#@$_ @__$ #-_"
No
That's what you need in the mad max world that is Russia
5:44 I expected for them to walk casually like GTA npc's. I wasn't disappointed.
Yeah I think they had the high ground
*_I hate youuuuu!!!_*
you like sands?
Don't go to the dark side. It's a trap.
6:53 this guy even jumped like GTA character 😂
7:42 Mans thinking he’s driving in Australia
MeepNugget Really good one)
Underated comment
so funny
@@lortsyd3677 yO tHaNkS mAn
nice a stolen comment
12:34 bros wifi was just lagging a bit 💀
Fr
More funny part is that he saying " я думаю нам надо убегать" before first truck goes off the road. which can be translate as " I think we should run "
In Russia checking your sideways and mirrors while driving is not enough. You need to check sky, ground, underground passages and air traffic aswell.
Don't forget to check nearby rivers as well. Just incase.
Fuck yeah!
in Russia traffic checks you
НЕ УЧИ УЧЁНЫХ!
Бля, это не смешно. Ситуации из данного видео - типичные ДТП, которые происходят не так уж и часто.
1:20 he tried to do a hack of infinite gas
And the hack dezactivare =(
Then the admins came and removed his hacks.
More likely it’s she (with specific color of the hair)
0:15 Me and the boys when Lester in GTA V tells us to fly low to avoid the radar
underrated comment
Seriously, fuck Dan Houser for that dumb missions
@hakimiey Pretty much..
@hakimiey but its a Nightmare for those cant fly
hakimiey naw I use ps4 and I fly like a beast on there
0:06 Had me dying because the music came back on when they crashed.😂
🤣🤣🤣? 🐎
Green: go fast
Yellow: go faster:
Red: go as fast as you can.
Жиза, в Украине тоже так
Say that again
Red unz go fastah, Waaaagh!
You never know if the people at the light are waiting to step on it for a race. Keep that in mind people are really quick to accelerate after the light turns green for them
HAHAHAHHA
7:32 hey, what do you want the sound quality to be on your dash cam?
Oh, we’re fine with *D E M O N I C S C R E E C H I N G*
Underrated comment
That cam is from 2007
If you pause the video at 7:36 you can see the whole family there
I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that in a Terminalmontage vid
Ya I think so
No wonder everyone has dashcams in Russia, the insurance companies wouldn't believe you trying to explain the events in half these clips.
The insurance company would go bankrupt anyway
For them it’s normal
4:02 "So I was driving, right, and then while on the road some thing caught my car and made me turn over completely. What? I am being reported for the asylum? I am sure I do not need to go to the asylum. I have proof!
What insurance companies I don't think they have any
@@theoutdoorguy8740seriously..?
10:01 - 10:07 😮 Похоже это место из города Ишима. Мы с семьёй всегда проезжаем мимо него когда едим в центр города. Я в Ишим каждое лето и зиму на каникулы приезжаю. Я даже нашёл точные координаты этого места: 56.106478,69.452115
Реально 👍
9:14 these guys speaking world of Warcraft orc
Golden comment
^
my sides in kamchatka
Lol
Hella underated
Radio: **music running**
Car: **hits** 0:01
Radio: Wait what **music paused** , nevermind.
What is the song?
farell sv the song in beginning of the video
@@refurbishedaudio4090 yes
@@refurbishedaudio4090 do you know?
farell sv no I don’t
1:05
"Don't stop me now"
Car: Understandable, have a great day.
Ahah, that's my city
Was gonna say the same thing. :DDD
@GIR You saw nothing
@@consistentlyinconsistent816 (deleted comment)
that is a good song from queen tho ngl
4:03 вот так выглядит ловля молодых диких автомобилей
Rest of world: kilometers per hour. Russia: Blyats per minute.
Километры в час.
@@mikimus839 100 блять в минуту
*Not funny, didnt laugh!*
Blyat
@@thunfischtv83 No swearing in my Christian Minecraft Server!
2:23 .... *When he said Blyat.... I felt that*
He said
*blya"
Fuck, blyat, Fuck blyat, WTF?
Бляяя
Lol😂
that's great
At this point, I'm convinced that GTA is based on real life in Russia.
Especially for the clips where the drivers leave the doors open
Особенно четвёртая часть!
That's why Russians can do everything they can emagine, definitely another world and mentality.
If I had to say the GTA is the worst place to drive. I’m starting to think COVID is a brain disease. I have ptsd from any drive I do here. I’ve even heard people from out of country complaining about the same thing. That’s why half the videos show 401 incidents.
@@ЕленаФихт-с9т сыглы
07:06 ахахахахахахха, коротко и ясно всё рассказал
Азбукой Морзе выразился
Russia is literally a Gta online lobby
its because both of them are full of russians
You fk asssssshole you stole this comment from a comment listed below someone said the same thing about GTA. Get a life... or better yet get a personality of your own.
@@ExtremePainGames I didn't even see it. I'm sorry that you are so frustrated, maybe you are the one who should get a life. cya
@Ger thank you dude
I just thought exactly same thing xd
4:37 gta online NPC’s when you only have 1 minute left on a sell mission
Soo true XD
Sooo true
4:51 and this one too xD
That's true.
export cars
0:23 me everytime someone walks towards me
Relatable.
Lmao
Same
SO TRUE
True
4:45 - on the phone "well, ok. i've got a crash, bye-bye. i had to go."
7:05 That was actually some sick reaction time from the driver, holy shit.
This is morse code
he was using franklin's skill
@@griffithdidnothingwrong1717 Nah if that was true he would have had enough time to turn around that shit is OP
For me it sounded like,
CAR was not a impostor
0:15 Me and the boys in gta 5 after escaping from fort zancundo
Чистая правда сам играю в GTA 5 и так делаю
Lmao!
@@xlukthekidd lol
LMAO
@@TaiFun-yo7yb FUCK YOU
Road lines are merely suggestions in Russia
what road lines?
Who?
00:00 music pls
Wow never expected you to see you here
seems like anything to do with the road is merely a suggestion in russia
0:05 and 4:00 THAT DROP THO, LETS GO PARTYYYYY!!!! 9:14 that voice tho lmao
4:04 No ones gonna talk about how absolutely perfect that music goes with the crash?
and the time code
@@elijahmessick1816 so this is actually GTA
well i was gonna but you seen it to
@@elijahmessick1816 lmao
LMFAO
Every part of the world: either drive on the left or right
Russia: *ROAD IS ROAD*
This deserves more like lmao
You are wrong. Here in Russia road is a place I want drive through ;)
I heard that *RLŌAD* of yours XD
Stolen comment. Loser.
FixedKarma nah, we just have the same thoughts. Salty boy
Americans: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Russians: you mean horse? 0:30
Лошадь
У нас и кошки и собаки так переходят) хз как поймёшь, наверное так же как и я)
Because you didn't fucking cook it
@Чёрный С ну я ведь его понял)
4:01 как же шикарно она упала прямо под звук "бууум" в музыке.
10:41 *CONTROLLER DISCONNECTED*
Эй, как жизнь?
Just Hobby норм
Lmao
Tokyo Leap 東京リープ he said there was no one in the car
Life disconnected
8:15, dude living in 2100, drives like GTA, seems like future's holding past-gamer behaviour
What
@@No-ep2oy look at the recording's date, you'll see from then
LMAO
I don't even drive that recklessly in GTA. Wtf was that guy doing?
4:03 when you leave putin’s meeting early but then he decides he wants you back
He come walking towards you
Hat even happen in that clip
JAJAJAJAJAJAJ
@@ballistic3666 I think one of the lines was hanging off the road, clipped the car's bumper and was pulled backwards.
@@fis_hy wide putin does, from the upsidown view through your car window
0:55 "Nice shoes, nice shoes"
6:06 how russians are born
Lmaoo
exact description
Щас такое хуймаило
Its beautiful aint it
@@batyawawe7974 хах
0:14 "Speed Limit Enforced By Aircraft".
Under rated comment holy shit I’m dead
You go just even one km over the limit and you get blown up
No overtaking
Enforced by helicopter
5:45 - casually walks away after crash.
Casually
@@parkiel54 they probably done this before, they just like "well we need a new car again son" and then walks off to his job
Bilal Munawar nah he misspelled casually
ParkieL
Thanks grammar police.
Only took someone 5 months to bring that to my attention
Paul Furay wasn’t a grammar mistake XD, just that casualty and casually are pretty different
7:06 dude used the luck of his life to get through that untouched
5:47 "Oh, we've arrived. Let's go in... I think I might have the steak"
Ахаха
Bro, they don't take steak here, they take cutlets with mashed potatoes here
They should try the steak next time 😏
7:39
Nothing out of the ordinary, just an Australian driving
Eastern spy?!?
The fact that he Went to the side of the road and then perfectly parked makes it even funnier xD
Lol
А что тут такого?
ThePokedNoob liar Australia doesn’t exist
The only thing you can say about this vid is:"what the f*ck is going on there?!"
Driving in Russia is like playing Battle Royal...
And now u know that any Russian alive u speak with is actually a winner of series of such battles xDDDD
Well in russia no laws apply, not the ones from the state, nor physics-based or any other laws. It's just an massive sandbox.
Vladimir Putin would like to know your location
True. I'm Russian :)
More like SA:MP/GTA V Online
«Я думаю надо убегать» меня с этого так вынесло😂
I think, somewhere in the Russian drivers manual, it says, "If you're going to have an accident, take out as many other vehicles as you can."
Lol
I am living in Russia and It is like hockey
Drivers are idiots and iff they are crushing THEY LITTERALLY TRYING TO TAKE OUT AS MANY DRIVERS AS THEY CAN, AS in hockey, If U are falling down they are trying to take with em as much enemies as they can , in winter Roads = Ice
I LOVE RUSSIA
It gives you extra points
No
Pidoras
The russian insurance companies hate this trick.
3:15
" I break your car!"
*kicks it*
"I'm sorry, I return this to you now."
I think that's his shoe
The music these people are listening to seems to be unbelievably ironic most of the time.
На самом деле это не случайность. У всех в России есть плейлист для аварий.
So true😂
DONT STOP ME NOW!!
@@aerodynamic1440 i was about to comment that , 40 seconds too late
Нет,к сожалению у нас большинство слушает именно такую "музыку"
10:49is the cover for ✻H+3+ЯД✻7luCJIo0T6... by vyrval (flowers are blooming in antarctica song) btw
yes
1:58 the car just parked like a pro, this isnt a fail
Deltas fly Holy s#*t P. R. O
But he damaged another car, so he gotta do more practice)
SM 2.0 he just forgot he was not in gta 😂
😂
They performed the pit maneuver
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
On themselves
Normal drivers: Must maintain my lane.
Russian drivers: WHOO! BUMPER CARS!
No, Russian drivers says: Чего блять?
Lmao 3:01
He wants to play bumper cars or something...
th-cam.com/video/-4gyjVUwn3o/w-d-xo.html
Stfu
Accident in Russia: A
Russian Drivers: B L Y A T
Russians seem to have only two reactions :Opaa and B L Y A T
Da nu nahuy :D
@@davidantonio8798 ebaat, yobaniy rot...
Ahuyet.. Nahuy...
Так и есть )
@@АннаКошманова-я8ж ахах зажать ору с американцев
12:24 Я думаю надо убегать!)😂😂
“Don’t stop me now” *crushes into someone’s car that stoped*
Lol how stupid does it get?
I laughed so hard
- Так ладно, у меня авария.
- Давай, пока.
Такое чувство, что у него каждый день авария)
Я стобой согласен
Даже не спросила не пострадал ли он...
Походу он гаишник, поэтому каждый день аварии.
Вы дальше не видели, реакцию водил посмотрите, сумки взяли и пошли как ни в чем не бывало)
I totally agree bro
7 years ago in Russia, these cameras were recorded...
Still better than bank security cams
As well as ghost caught on cams
Bank security cameras have a low bit rate so the don't fill up hard drives they also don't need to be 4k
Because OUR COMMENT IS OUR COMMENT SOBI STOLE THIS COMMENT BECAUSE AGAIN OUR COMMENT IS OUR COMMENT
Security cams are bad quality in government buildings for a reason, easier for them to cover shit up. Or make the film "disappear"
The ones you get to see lol
Damn, someone should check the NPC drivers' code
6:37 "So tell me about the incident, how did your car get damaged?"
"Yeah, so I got sideswiped by a tank."
"You what?"
Everyone with headphones at 5:19:
D E A D
B O W L I N G
Final Destination become real
7:30
1:05
car driver: *tries to stop*
car: DONT S T O P ME NOW
shitty artts lol
**A Russian's car got flipped**
That Russian: oh well...
Finally some one talk about it 😭😂😂😂
All Russians are gta players
... is it Wednesday again?
Это хоть и редко, но ржачно😂😂😂😂
6:44 когда я еду в магазин😅😅
8:18 2100 год?
8:30 на нах..😂😂
0:01
Music: slapping its jam
Driver: crashes
Music: stops playing
Music: plays again like nothing happened
😂😂😂
"Your truck reversed down the hill and rammed 3 cars"
"It's not my fault officer, I was asleep in the back at the time"
its obviously his fault... He wasnt there for the truck when it was little
@@theblitz1687 I thought I was gonna have to r/woosh you for a second but then I read the rest
4:10 When you accidentally press "F" while driving in GTA
F
F
F
F
Golden comment
Еее спустя 11 лет ютуб решил порекомендовать эту подборку
0:15 Putin goes to work
4:20 Putin returns from work
lmao :D
1:39 defending Putin
😂😂
@@trippleggaming2810 is that really in russia?
@@ayamgepreksambelpetir5942 yes its our country
3:49 Running straight ahead it's the only option...
OMG these peoples
Run, b#tch, run !!
you'd be stupid if you think that's the only option
*Use ur fuckin blinker fluid and turn left*
Scooby Doo logic
Movies bemlike:
He must've attended the Prometheus school of running away from things.
4:01 is nobody talking about how the Music and the Car hitting the ground Synced almost perfectly?
Ахахах, это почти лучшее
music is cool, thank you for being alive, Vysotsky's song Paradise apples, performed by Basta th-cam.com/video/kiQ66VR6FAQ/w-d-xo.html
I just wanted to comment the same thing and found your comment
@@mrdriftertt7440 cool man 👍👍👍
0:58 - тут более в тему слова :)
2:35 вы можете наблюдать самое лучшее средство защиты -иконы торпеде) всегда спасают
1:04
music: "dont stop me now"
camry: proceeds to stop infront of car
9:13 Cookie Monster driving under the influence.
i’m dead
he had to go get more cookies
hahahahahaahahahahah
The influence of crack cookies
*That was not flour that he put in the cookie mix.*
This will be the ultimate challenge for a Tesla autopilot
it will be tough for tesla ai pilot's ti drive there
Asian streets: *hey*
No annoying narration! No annoying background music! Definitely got a sub❤