Really here, we almost don't drive any side Lots of roads don't have lanes, you just fit where you can And maybe half of our cars are originally from japan! With the steering wheel on the other side
@Deal Negrasse Bison the full word is 'blyat' which means 'fuck' so 'blyaaaa...' would mean 'fuuuuuuuu..' but there's also other meaning to blyat that I don't even know
You never know if the people at the light are waiting to step on it for a race. Keep that in mind people are really quick to accelerate after the light turns green for them
1:20 когда дпс появился аж заржал_)) Вот он счастлив, работенка подвалила, а то скучно было стоять))) 2:57 Россия и музыка на 100% совпала)) 5:31 оба вышли и дальше пошли. Оно и правильно. четырка на то время практически копейки стоила. а за дорогой джип, платить нужно_)) 11:18 утренняя пробежка для ментов)
10:01 - 10:07 😮 Похоже это место из города Ишима. Мы с семьёй всегда проезжаем мимо него когда едим в центр города. Я в Ишим каждое лето и зиму на каникулы приезжаю. Я даже нашёл точные координаты этого места: 56.106478,69.452115
4:02 "So I was driving, right, and then while on the road some thing caught my car and made me turn over completely. What? I am being reported for the asylum? I am sure I do not need to go to the asylum. I have proof!
Damn, someone should check the NPC drivers' code 6:37 "So tell me about the incident, how did your car get damaged?" "Yeah, so I got sideswiped by a tank." "You what?"
those low flying military aircraft are scary as hell. especially since they often fly extremely low to avoid anti aircraft missiles, so if you see that you may be seeing some crazy events go down.
Russia is pretty much a real life GTA online server.
Yea I'm Russian and i never win in gta reces without crashing into everybody
@@aoliya107 what is it like in Russia?
@@unofficiallyJ4AN girls thicc af food is cheap weather is just nice for wearing a jacket
I guess its awesome
@@aoliya107 sounds like heaven lmaoo
Correct
7:40 must be australian having a vacation in russia.
LMAO
underrated comment
At least he used his blinkers
@TurtleSellingADairyProduct*gasp* Ur Australian
Australians don't exist
На дворе лето 2024 года, а ютуб знает что мне надо
Free Ukraine 🇺🇦
@@RicardoMontaniaслава России
Average TH-cam Comment section:
@@RicardoMontaniadead ukraine! 🇺🇦
@@Skoleoz sick. there are humans there.
My favorite is at 5:41 when the two guys decide they don't own a car anymore and leave
LMAO SAME
I need this kind of acceptance in my life
For bread, or it's not their car💀💀💀
Npc
4:50 dude just spawned in the middle of the road
Big Chungus with god mod on
WTF???
Bug
Don't worry, it got patched in the v3.2 version
dude: imma break your car
*Car racing game* : select game difficulty
easy medium hard *Russia*
Lol
Хаха
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
We more thematic russian dash cam compilation. Enjoy!
12:26
"Я думаю надо убегать" Идеальная фраза для этого момента
Недошёл маленько 😂
Free Ukraine 🇺🇦
И причем это здесь клоун ???@@RicardoMontania
К чему ты тут это написал дурачок @@RicardoMontania
@@RicardoMontania Free Iraq 🇮🇶
4:01 ненавижу эти баги, когда цепляешься за невидимую текстуру. Особенно мизинчиком, а тут целая машина
Free Ukraine 🇺🇦
@@RicardoMontaniaкто спорит?
@@RicardoMontaniaза бесплатно и уксус сладкий, не смею вам отказать в предложении)
@@RicardoMontaniaсвободная от нацизма и Зеленского
The “don’t stop me now” clip is hilarious
I agree
Perfect timing
Time stamp?
Simply_ Short 1:00
@@rupert6478 Thanks 👌
US: We drive on the right side of the road.
England: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: Roads are roads!
Есть такое🤣🤣
Really here, we almost don't drive any side
Lots of roads don't have lanes, you just fit where you can
And maybe half of our cars are originally from japan! With the steering wheel on the other side
@@televisionandcheese are you Russian?
@@user-mj3iq1hj3m ага)
@@televisionandcheese да пишешь хуйню про японцев, не понял
10:54 дерево: падает
Машина: ломается
Навигатор: вы ушли с маршрута
Отель: Триваго
Коммент: пересказал видео
Смартфон vivo
Free Ukraine 🇺🇦
@@RicardoMontania Free this comment section from yourself
7:40 even while driving upside-down, they managed to park their car better than ~70% of the drivers out there
Самое главное - с поворотником.
@@user-cg6zc3xw9dbmw driver using turn signal, car gets confused and flips
4:03 when you haven't unlocked the next island.
Lmao
Or in the case of GTA4 get chased down by the entire US government
LOL
Underrated
What axtually happened in that clip? Did he catch the powerlines?
5:40 dude literally just got of his car and walked off to go to work lmao
It's called disponsable car in Russia
@@magicserega 👀😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I suspect head injury, people with that tend to wander off
Lada
He was like it's just a normal day. Nothing big happened. I think he is also thinking that he can get a new car like in gta.😂😂
2:04 I love how the Need for Speed: Underground soundtrack is playing on the radio.
Whats the name
@@houmeri12 Asian Dub Foundation - Fortress Europe
12:07 у мужика заболела спина и ему срочно нужно было лечь. Это понятно по его эфорическим звукам чистого удовольствия после того как он лёг
"Don't stop me now"
- gets stopped immediately.
I just daw the clip it was perfect
im glad he was stopped
1:04 perfect timing
@@pphnxxx me too lol
I just saw the clip lmao 💀😂
7:42 Mans thinking he’s driving in Australia
MeepNugget Really good one)
Underated comment
so funny
@@lortsyd3677 yO tHaNkS mAn
nice a stolen comment
11:25 I absolutely need this sound quality, it's amazing!
what about 2:59
Welcome to 2012
0:06 Had me dying because the music came back on when they crashed.😂
🤣🤣🤣? 🐎
Russian realizing they can’t escape the car accident: BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hahahah
Exactly
@Deal Negrasse Bison the full word is 'blyat' which means 'fuck' so 'blyaaaa...' would mean 'fuuuuuuuu..' but there's also other meaning to blyat that I don't even know
Or EBAAAAAAATTTT
@@user-wg6cr9fe3p о шит русский приует
9:14 these guys speaking world of Warcraft orc
Golden comment
^
my sides in kamchatka
Lol
Hella underated
i love how the first thing you hear is *_"SUCK ON MY BIG FAT-"_*_ _*_*Dubstep*_*
then it stops for a second...
and resumes lmao
Isn't it a big room house?
Song name?
@@BrutalCarCrash72 I don't know, if I did I'd have said I already.
And then the music continues to vibe after the crash like a celebration 😂😂
07:06 ахахахахахахха, коротко и ясно всё рассказал
Азбукой Морзе выразился
5:44 I expected for them to walk casually like GTA npc's. I wasn't disappointed.
Yeah I think they had the high ground
*_I hate youuuuu!!!_*
you like sands?
Don't go to the dark side. It's a trap.
6:53 this guy even jumped like GTA character 😂
1:30 when you buy a legendary skin for the veichle
Fr😂😂
John Seno
Ghillie Suit
Karen car
Hahah soo truee
12:34 bros wifi was just lagging a bit 💀
Fr
12:27
«Я думаю надо убегать»
«I think we should run away.»
4:03 imagine you’re just minding your own business driving around town then suddenly the road disappears and all you see is sky
dont worry, patched in v3.2, fixed textures for roads not loading
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
Forza horizon demo lol
Imagine walking off computer forgetting about headphones
00:00 music pls
4:50
In the world car can kill you
In russia yo can kill car
After crashing the car he just walks away as if nothing has happened
Wtf he spawned there from nowhere
да
@@abobakadabra that's normal in russia
@@theg257 I go to school like that
1:01 the song just matched so well
3:01 OMG the radio! I can’t watch this without laughing.😂
Too😂
Сектор газа - Ночь перед Рождеством
😂😂
4:00 Perfect timing music.
Это Россия детка
Omg so right 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ikr
🇷🇺
Music nsme: Баста - райские яблоки
Google you help))
1:20 he tried to do a hack of infinite gas
And the hack dezactivare =(
Then the admins came and removed his hacks.
More likely it’s she (with specific color of the hair)
2:03 need for speed underground music is literally the best fit
Situations in the video: ⚰️😨👹
Music in a Russian car: 🎉🥳
4:02 when you leave the pc and headphones are still in your ears
О боже, lmao
Bruh I actually had that happen but the headset flung me into the ground
@@rickvandam3238 how strong is your headset.lol
Dude you killed me from laughter. I couldn't breath
That's how I broke my first laptop haha
0:02 I like how the music cuts out for a moment and then comes back like nothing happend
Yeah me too xD
I need to know the music
@@keefetai584 mention me if someone tells the music name
😂😂
@@joskethegreat4154 Wasn't hard to find
2:35 вы можете наблюдать самое лучшее средство защиты -иконы торпеде) всегда спасают
The music stopping and resuming in the first clip is so comedic 😂
0:23 me everytime someone walks towards me
Relatable.
Lmao
Same
SO TRUE
True
0:15 Putin goes to work
4:20 Putin returns from work
lmao :D
1:39 defending Putin
😂😂
@@trippleggaming2810 is that really in russia?
@@ayamgepreksambelpetir5942 yes its our country
This is just straight up the average GTA Online session.💀
0:58 "don't stop me now" weirdly accurate
The horse had a better understanding of traffic laws than most of the drivers.
i am looking for 1million likes
Строгость наших законов компенсируется необязательностью их исполнения.
There is no law . The horse will naturally know that there are vehicles
00:00 music pls
Она же на красный перешла😅
There is only one pedal in Russian cars: “Acceleration until God stops you”
"Ладно, у меня авария."
Как на работу сходил
LOL, In all world is one pedal
GAS GAS GAS
Fr lmao
In mother Russia you don’t stop the car. The cars stop you
I think driving in Russia is like playing Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun.
4:45
- Так, ладно, у меня авария, пока
- Да, давай пока... Авария?
7:05 holy shit that guy is a legend.
Forza Horizon be like:
“Threading the needle! +10 000 influence!”
Prrmanently that shit, i need dashcam
He say: ,,#@$_ @__$ #-&#_"
No
Green: go fast
Yellow: go faster:
Red: go as fast as you can.
Жиза, в Украине тоже так
Say that again
Red unz go fastah, Waaaagh!
You never know if the people at the light are waiting to step on it for a race. Keep that in mind people are really quick to accelerate after the light turns green for them
HAHAHAHHA
1:20 когда дпс появился аж заржал_)) Вот он счастлив, работенка подвалила, а то скучно было стоять)))
2:57 Россия и музыка на 100% совпала))
5:31 оба вышли и дальше пошли. Оно и правильно. четырка на то время практически копейки стоила. а за дорогой джип, платить нужно_))
11:18 утренняя пробежка для ментов)
Тот ДПСник скорее угарал от того, что кто-то умудрился забыть вытащить шланг
10:01 - 10:07 😮 Похоже это место из города Ишима. Мы с семьёй всегда проезжаем мимо него когда едим в центр города. Я в Ишим каждое лето и зиму на каникулы приезжаю. Я даже нашёл точные координаты этого места: 56.106478,69.452115
Реально 👍
2:23 .... *When he said Blyat.... I felt that*
He said
*blya"
Fuck, blyat, Fuck blyat, WTF?
Бляяя
Lol😂
that's great
"Don't stop me now"
The guy in front of him seems like he doesn't like that song
ахах=ахахах
I thought the same thing lol
4 real hahaha ha
There was other cars stopping in front of him
"Don't stop me now"
The driver didn't stop as expected, nothing special
4:03 вот так выглядит ловля молодых диких автомобилей
0 % capatalist
0 % safe
75 % alcohol
100 % BLYAAAA
Driving in Russia be like:
Current objective: *SURVIVE*
There'll be another time...
exactly it is
S*** that’s everywhere dude..
For real 5:17 that is some Final Destination shit
Noice pfp
In Russia, you get rammed from behind when driving in the wrong lane.
I wonder who gave these ppl their license
Я не понел это нам оскоробление?
@Y 9 D O新 ドラゴン 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
@Y 9 D O新 ドラゴン нифига не понел но интересно
- Дорогой, будь осторожен, в новостях сказали какой-то идиот едет по встречке.
- Какой-то идиот? Да тут все едут по встречке!
12:24 Я думаю надо убегать!)😂😂
12:05 most pacific "accident" ever
0:15 Me and the boys in gta 5 after escaping from fort zancundo
Чистая правда сам играю в GTA 5 и так делаю
Lmao!
@@xlukthekidd lol
LMAO
@@TaiFun-yo7yb FUCK YOU
0:15 Me and the boys when Lester in GTA V tells us to fly low to avoid the radar
underrated comment
Seriously, fuck Dan Houser for that dumb missions
Ikr 😂
@hakimiey Pretty much..
@hakimiey but its a Nightmare for those cant fly
7:06 dude used the luck of his life to get through that untouched
3:56 The music gave me chills a little bit
In Russia checking your sideways and mirrors while driving is not enough. You need to check sky, ground, underground passages and air traffic aswell.
Don't forget to check nearby rivers as well. Just incase.
Fuck yeah!
in Russia traffic checks you
НЕ УЧИ УЧЁНЫХ!
Бля, это не смешно. Ситуации из данного видео - типичные ДТП, которые происходят не так уж и часто.
7:39
Nothing out of the ordinary, just an Australian driving
Eastern spy?!?
The fact that he Went to the side of the road and then perfectly parked makes it even funnier xD
Lol
А что тут такого?
ThePokedNoob liar Australia doesn’t exist
«Я думаю надо убегать» меня с этого так вынесло😂
4:38 that window has 1000 ping
3:49 Running straight ahead it's the only option...
OMG these peoples
Run, b#tch, run !!
you'd be stupid if you think that's the only option
*Use ur fuckin blinker fluid and turn left*
Scooby Doo logic
Movies bemlike:
He must've attended the Prometheus school of running away from things.
Radio: **music running**
Car: **hits** 0:01
Radio: Wait what **music paused** , nevermind.
What is the song?
farell sv the song in beginning of the video
@@refurbishedaudio4090 yes
@@refurbishedaudio4090 do you know?
farell sv no I don’t
Wtf why was the drop so perfect lol 4:03
0:05 and 4:00 THAT DROP THO, LETS GO PARTYYYYY!!!! 9:14 that voice tho lmao
1:05
"Don't stop me now"
Car: Understandable, have a great day.
Ahah, that's my city
Was gonna say the same thing. :DDD
@GIR You saw nothing
@@consistentlyinconsistent816 (deleted comment)
that is a good song from queen tho ngl
7:32 hey, what do you want the sound quality to be on your dash cam?
Oh, we’re fine with *D E M O N I C S C R E E C H I N G*
Underrated comment
That cam is from 2007
If you pause the video at 7:36 you can see the whole family there
I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that in a Terminalmontage vid
Ya I think so
I am Russian and I confirm that this is a common thing for us 😅
И ведь даже спустя 10 лет многим в рекомендациях всё равно попадается этот видос
Rest of world: kilometers per hour. Russia: Blyats per minute.
Километры в час.
@@mikimus839 100 блять в минуту
*Not funny, didnt laugh!*
Blyat
@@thunfischtv83 No swearing in my Christian Minecraft Server!
1:58 the car just parked like a pro, this isnt a fail
Deltas fly Holy s#*t P. R. O
But he damaged another car, so he gotta do more practice)
SM 2.0 he just forgot he was not in gta 😂
😂
They performed the pit maneuver
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
On themselves
4:45 - on the phone "well, ok. i've got a crash, bye-bye. i had to go."
5:45 Мне нравится как ребята из четверки после ДТП вышли и пошли с сумками по своим делам, как ни в чем не бывало😅
Проще машину отдать, поэтому ушли 😂
И то это корыто вряд ли что-то покрыть сможет
0:14 "Speed Limit Enforced By Aircraft".
Under rated comment holy shit I’m dead
You go just even one km over the limit and you get blown up
No overtaking
Enforced by helicopter
No wonder everyone has dashcams in Russia, the insurance companies wouldn't believe you trying to explain the events in half these clips.
The insurance company would go bankrupt anyway
For them it’s normal
4:02 "So I was driving, right, and then while on the road some thing caught my car and made me turn over completely. What? I am being reported for the asylum? I am sure I do not need to go to the asylum. I have proof!
What insurance companies I don't think they have any
@@theoutdoorguy8740seriously..?
I literally had to rewatch every crash to understand what happened
Damn, someone should check the NPC drivers' code
6:37 "So tell me about the incident, how did your car get damaged?"
"Yeah, so I got sideswiped by a tank."
"You what?"
7 years ago in Russia, these cameras were recorded...
Still better than bank security cams
As well as ghost caught on cams
Bank security cameras have a low bit rate so the don't fill up hard drives they also don't need to be 4k
Because OUR COMMENT IS OUR COMMENT SOBI STOLE THIS COMMENT BECAUSE AGAIN OUR COMMENT IS OUR COMMENT
Security cams are bad quality in government buildings for a reason, easier for them to cover shit up. Or make the film "disappear"
The ones you get to see lol
10:41 *CONTROLLER DISCONNECTED*
Эй, как жизнь?
Just Hobby норм
Lmao
Tokyo Leap 東京リープ he said there was no one in the car
Life disconnected
I would so love a GTA happening in Russia. There is so much real material to make a best GTA of all times.
9:14 джигурда за рулём
5:45 - casually walks away after crash.
Casually
@@parkiel54 they probably done this before, they just like "well we need a new car again son" and then walks off to his job
Bilal Munawar nah he misspelled casually
ParkieL
Thanks grammar police.
Only took someone 5 months to bring that to my attention
Paul Furay wasn’t a grammar mistake XD, just that casualty and casually are pretty different
8:15, dude living in 2100, drives like GTA, seems like future's holding past-gamer behaviour
What
@@No-ep2oy look at the recording's date, you'll see from then
LMAO
I don't even drive that recklessly in GTA. Wtf was that guy doing?
3:27 welcome back John Heemeyer
Подборка шикарная! Вертолёт был, самолёт был, лошадь была. До конца не досмотрел : медведь с балалайкой был? 😂
Овцы еще
Accident in Russia: A
Russian Drivers: B L Y A T
Russians seem to have only two reactions :Opaa and B L Y A T
Da nu nahuy :D
@@davidantonio8798 ebaat, yobaniy rot...
Ahuyet.. Nahuy...
Так и есть )
@@user-ek9cm2ph4j ахах зажать ору с американцев
Every part of the world: either drive on the left or right
Russia: *ROAD IS ROAD*
This deserves more like lmao
You are wrong. Here in Russia road is a place I want drive through ;)
I heard that *RLŌAD* of yours XD
Stolen comment. Loser.
FixedKarma nah, we just have the same thoughts. Salty boy
In Russia the special vehicle sirens are for racing
0:55 "Nice shoes, nice shoes"
6:06 how russians are born
Lmaoo
exact description
Щас такое хуймаило
Its beautiful aint it
@@batyawawe7974 хах
4:37 gta online NPC’s when you only have 1 minute left on a sell mission
Soo true XD
Sooo true
4:51 and this one too xD
That's true.
export cars
Wow, apparently lots of bald tires and loose suspension joints in Russia. Everything goes out of control so easily.
those low flying military aircraft are scary as hell. especially since they often fly extremely low to avoid anti aircraft missiles, so if you see that you may be seeing some crazy events go down.