I like when Jerma considers a "sabotage the engine" plan for a boat that is 1) a make-believe plywood training set built inside a warehouse, and 2) already docked in port
Someday, when Jerma is finally revealed to be the maniacal serial killer we all know him to be, playthroughs like these will be valuable court evidence.
"Your Honor, him snapping 6 innocent people's necks in a virtual simulation is a clear showing of force via Stand Your Ground laws, which clears him of any wrongdoing."
I died laughing at that part, I just imagine some guy just being like “hey man you can’t be back here” and his first reaction is to grab the nearest knife and stab him
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Jerma is actually fucking unhinged he just has this uncontrollable desire to murder everything in his path and hitman is quite possibly the WORST game to put in front of him
The constant change from annoying childish antics like throwing coins at people to brutal lethal violence is what really gets me. Jerma is literally a malevolent trickster god with a thirst for blood
Jerma: playstyle is the most low hanging fruit teehee he did the funny thing in video game that allows players to do dumb funny thing chat: omg he's so unique and hilarious no one playing hitman has ever thrown things at people on TH-cam how does he come up with doing exactly what the game allows 😮 Next you'll tell me he STOLE SOMEONES CLOTHES?! WHAT?!!!???!!!!! IN HITMAN NO FRIGGIN WAY
@@CamilleTaito i mean if you're not enjoying it when jerma does it (and has a compulsion to snap everyone's neck for some reason) then what's the point of watching him play it? tons of streamers/LPs engage in the manufactured goofiness, they're enjoying it for themselves for the first time and they're not gonna deprive themselves of it because some other guy did it first. that's not how video games work. the hope is that after seeing it for the first time, watching someone else do it will be different because of their personality or what they talk about (un)related to the game the "spin" here is seeing that jerma can't help but kill all the time. if it's not for you then that's okay but there's no point in ragging on everyone else for it. you can't argue taste (much as i used to try), only share that you didn't enjoy it and skip past treating other people like simpletons. one's sharing an opinion and the other is treating people like they're idiots
@@CamilleTaito if it's in good fun then alright, it just read to me like you had a chip on your shoulder with a hint of the "pewdiepie already played this" stuff
1:16:38 I took a sip of water right before this, and when the guy flew across the screen I started laughing. I choked on my water so bad that my chest hurts now, and I'm still coughing 10 minutes later.
whoever runs this channel, thank you for these edits. However, I think you should try to do official work for Jerma. You clearly are dedicated to his streams.
@@AdamKlownzingerThe uh the pursuit of truth in this th-th-this statement is amicable, not to say the fertile ground for the seed of coming together born from a humorous intent. It‘s inherently moral, and you might think, what the hell man, no it‘s not. But you see the rats, they prey at night and stalk at night, well, you might think, obviously , but the bigger rat, the bigger rat, it‘s the sole proprietary of the mutually binding contracts, clauses and rules that bind rat society together. Like, what the hell man, the natural hierarchies of the rats according to the lobsters are profoundly shaped by the metaphysical manifestation of the father as the dragon, eh? And that‘s why I believe in the christian god.
Great PSYOP, now people will be less inclined to believe that Jerma could be a serial killer, because he appears like a complete lunatic that could not fool even Walmart security guard 😏👈
This entire stream was so fucking absurd. How does he even have a good time when he spent 65% of his time sitting in loading screens due to having to reload lmaoooo
i never caught on to the voice acting being a bit... off when this came out. i can't stop thinking one of the VA's sounds like an alternate timeline Ster
I find it so funny when people get mad watching someone to play a video game in a way he/she enjoys it and haves fun. Even in these comments there are few that are legit fuming because "he is not playing it right boohoo" 😂😂😂
This is exactly how every streamer plays this game. It's like the opposite of youtube bait. A game that's actually fun for normal people, but youtubers and streamers just spend hours reloading saves because they randomly batter someone over the head with a wrench, over and over and over. Possibly the only Jerma stream that didn't send my sides into orbit.
Speak for yourself, this is exactly how I play Hitman. If anything, he's better at resisting the bloodlust than I am, using blunt instruments and such. Don't have to worry about guards or witnesses if you just rapidly transform all who get in your way into a corpse with a suppressed .45 caliber "how do you do" to the forehead before suddenly and inexplicably becoming a brand new person with a change of clothes. Not everyone plays Hitman how it's ""intended"". And frankly, watching someone slowly stealth through the mission, kill the targets, and escape without any incident and get the highest score possible would be boring as shit compared to stuff like this. There's a reason a good chunk of the most popular hitman videos are killing everyone on the map or speedruns. Most find watching the ""proper"" way boring.
Streams like these are where I feel the least like a Jerma fan because I just get pissed off watching Jerma refuse to play a game correctly, but still playing as much of the game as possible. He has played every version of Hitman and refuses to do stealth or do stylish kills or anything that Hitman was designed to do. Jerma insults the design ethos of the series by just treating it like it's another sandbox where fucking around and killing innocent people is the whole point, when Hitman was specifically designed to be rewarding when you only kill the target. It's actually insufferable, but I guess I never have to see him play a Hitman game again...
I think that Hitman, or at least Blood Money, always was part comedy game. It took delight in funniness, cariacture, and comeupance. Its weird physics and late 2000s edginess only made it funnier. The new games seem vaguely modelled after that, and Jerma's relentless comedy gene made it work for me.
yes this is pretty hard to watch. Sometimes jerma is like that. I really think he gets that bad when he's high or drunk or something. Anyone sober would stop laughing hysterically at punching the same npc after the first few times. Even children.
you can watch how fast his brain demands the blood of the innocent, thank god for video games
Why's the vid description make it sound like jermas Andrew Tate
@@Ave_Satana666wtf
@@Duenschissdoktor read it
@@Ave_Satana666 does andrew tate demand the blood of innocents???
@@Duenschissdoktor yes
I like when Jerma considers a "sabotage the engine" plan for a boat that is 1) a make-believe plywood training set built inside a warehouse, and 2) already docked in port
I love how he unquestionably just snaps every npcs neck it’s so deranged
even the ones that weren't witnesses
And we love him for it.
Psycho streamer strikes again... and again... and again... and again...
It’s that or the meat grinder…
@@jankington216protip: can't ever be a witness if you're a victim
“Sneak into the office” tries to clobber the guards 10 times in a row
Never reads anything. How can you not know if the target is dead or not just READ
@@bhopcsgo7172If he showcased how he'd naturally perform it'd draw suspicion to his past
Someday, when Jerma is finally revealed to be the maniacal serial killer we all know him to be, playthroughs like these will be valuable court evidence.
"Your Honor, him snapping 6 innocent people's necks in a virtual simulation is a clear showing of force via Stand Your Ground laws, which clears him of any wrongdoing."
54:00 Yelling NO at himself as he picks up the knife, he is not okay
I died laughing at that part, I just imagine some guy just being like “hey man you can’t be back here” and his first reaction is to grab the nearest knife and stab him
Love him telling the chat to shut up is actually interrupting the viewer watching the cinematic. Maybe that's the obvious joke, but it makes me laugh
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Psychiatry has traditionally classified autism as a mental disorder, but the autism rights movement (and an increasing number of researchers) see autistic people with low support needs as a part of humanity's natural neurodiversity.From this point of view, people diagnosed with autism may also be diagnosed with a disability of some sort, but that disability may be rooted in the systemic structures of a society rather than in the person;thus, proponents argue that autistic people should be accommodated rather than cured. The neurodiversity perspective has led to significant controversy among those who are autistic and advocates, practitioners, and charities.As of 2023, consensus is growing among researchers of various empirical and theoretical positions that the established ASD criteria are ineffective to describe autism as a unitary biological entity, and that alternative ethical research approaches should be encouraged.
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@@barackosamabinladen8180 Keep it brief. No one's reading all of that...
@@barackosamabinladen8180 ....cool
hes talking to himself i believe.
@@barackosamabinladen8180Did this come from your report card?
jerma's instinctual reaction to seeing a living person is to kill them
Jerma is actually fucking unhinged he just has this uncontrollable desire to murder everything in his path and hitman is quite possibly the WORST game to put in front of him
He picked up a shovel and his first thought was to crush someone's head with it.
PSYCHO streamer chuckles as he hides inside locker and overhears his victims DESPAIRING over their friends' deaths
1:45:12
14:05 "This mission is a bust" is an amazing comment for Jerma throwing around statues
A blessing from the great egg layer
I like to say this at home
I know , I live in your walls
@@kakroom3407
Me in Stardew valley whenever I visit my chicken coop
you ever see a thumbnail and just go "oh fuck yeah" out loud to no one in particular
1:58:40 PSYCHO gardener turns MEDIEVAL and BETRAYS fellow lawn tenders.
Dump Truck my Dump-loved
did you mean Dump-lover lol
@@Jordan-rb28beloved - dumploved
Jerma has to shout at the voices in his head to shut up to watch cutscenes.
Ok guys I'll do it for real this time
I'll actually complete the level
CUTSCENE 🗣 SHUT UP!!🗣🗣🗣 🔥 😡🤬👺🗣 🗣
I miss Jerma, fly high king 🕊️
gone too soon
@@themysteri0usstranger😢😢
What a terrible way to go too...@@themysteri0usstranger
@@themysteri0usstrangergone too late, his influence has already reached billions
@@Whxr3i didn't know Sakuya Izayoi from the hit bullet hell franchise Touhou watched jerma!! that's so awesome
This whole experience is like watching a kid who has no self control at their birthday party
Your birthday parties end in homicide?
@@randomindividual948 Jerma’s do I assume, what greater gift could you give a man who so clearly seeks the blood of the innocent
@@zacroberts4756 for the andy who has everything....
Welcome to Snap City! Population: everyone's neck.
civilians are mere obstacles on his pursuit to torture his victims
Not that's how you hitman.
"Witness this axe in your face, fucker!", "Have a KNIFE night!", "ICE to meet you", ect.
Jerma being an absolute clown in Hitman is one of the most relaxing things I will ever experience in my life
dumptruck blessing us once again with another jergla edit, thank you
This is the only jerma highlights channel named after jerma's best quality
"I choose him" Diana says, as Jerma immediately snaps a dudes neck and then gets shot to death
“Oh no a murder!” Agent 47
Thank you my glorious king dump truck for this wonderful gerna edit
36:14 ah yes, the perfect assassin
I'm surprised that bald Jerma is something I've never thought of
1:14:53 I fucking spat out my drink, i wasn't expecting that
I wish I could see chats reactions in this video I’d love to see them omegaluling and question marking
It’s just a sea of “D:”
its hard to watch him literally do the same thing the whole video.
came back after watching earlier and starting at 10:06 with no context was extremely disturbing
The constant change from annoying childish antics like throwing coins at people to brutal lethal violence is what really gets me. Jerma is literally a malevolent trickster god with a thirst for blood
cegorach andy
Jerma: playstyle is the most low hanging fruit teehee he did the funny thing in video game that allows players to do dumb funny thing
chat: omg he's so unique and hilarious no one playing hitman has ever thrown things at people on TH-cam how does he come up with doing exactly what the game allows 😮
Next you'll tell me he STOLE SOMEONES CLOTHES?! WHAT?!!!???!!!!! IN HITMAN NO FRIGGIN WAY
@@CamilleTaito i mean if you're not enjoying it when jerma does it (and has a compulsion to snap everyone's neck for some reason) then what's the point of watching him play it? tons of streamers/LPs engage in the manufactured goofiness, they're enjoying it for themselves for the first time and they're not gonna deprive themselves of it because some other guy did it first. that's not how video games work.
the hope is that after seeing it for the first time, watching someone else do it will be different because of their personality or what they talk about (un)related to the game
the "spin" here is seeing that jerma can't help but kill all the time. if it's not for you then that's okay but there's no point in ragging on everyone else for it. you can't argue taste (much as i used to try), only share that you didn't enjoy it and skip past treating other people like simpletons. one's sharing an opinion and the other is treating people like they're idiots
@@spacebassist I just enjoy roasting people with weird parasocial relationships man it's all good no need to overthink it
@@CamilleTaito if it's in good fun then alright, it just read to me like you had a chip on your shoulder with a hint of the "pewdiepie already played this" stuff
I really enjoy your edits. Keep it up!
Happy Easter 🐣
april fool
This game really makes you feel like Jerma
1:20:28
Deer staring at the headlights
the low compression made this really nostalgic to watch
7:54 no comment on the best throw i think he's ever done
To sum up this video "You sick twisted psycho"
1:09:54 was pretty impressed, then they were one step ahead of him
1:16:38 I took a sip of water right before this, and when the guy flew across the screen I started laughing. I choked on my water so bad that my chest hurts now, and I'm still coughing 10 minutes later.
Dumpy you are the greatest human to ever live for these edits could you possibly do one of Metal Gear R?
Amazing video, you editing is a delight to behold
jer,a
where jour ma?
I love Giorma
Yep 👍🏻 I felt that 👍🏻
13:20 I haven’t laughed this hard in fucking ages
omg happy easter jermites
also dumptruck our Beloved you keep putting out BANGERS clap clap clap keep it up ^^!!!!
@@KatrissaBallet😦
My throat hurts from laughing.
He plays as if he's the killer in a slasher movie.
im so happy to see someone play this game the way i do
Thank you dumptruck. This will make my april the first.
Jerma shoulda have carried on the "no talking" bit into a rant that muffled the entire game's intro.
truly fascinating how he doesn't learn that "non-lethal" is not in fact lethal, and "knock out" doesn't actually mean kill
the voice lines in this game are hilarious
whoever runs this channel, thank you for these edits. However, I think you should try to do official work for Jerma. You clearly are dedicated to his streams.
Unreal
26:50 "If you hear trouble, fuck me" moment
Real
Fake :(
everything featuring jerma is technically a "deep-real"
@@dan_loebsounds like a jordan peterson term as he tries to explain why he definitely “does” believe in the Bible
@@AdamKlownzingerThe uh the pursuit of truth in this th-th-this statement is amicable, not to say the fertile ground for the seed of coming together born from a humorous intent. It‘s inherently moral, and you might think, what the hell man, no it‘s not. But you see the rats, they prey at night and stalk at night, well, you might think, obviously , but the bigger rat, the bigger rat, it‘s the sole proprietary of the mutually binding contracts, clauses and rules that bind rat society together. Like, what the hell man, the natural hierarchies of the rats according to the lobsters are profoundly shaped by the metaphysical manifestation of the father as the dragon, eh? And that‘s why I believe in the christian god.
52:25 the voices take over
dumptruck you a real one
that dumptruck on you is divine
Classic Jerma.
By Hitman 3 he turns insane
Did you see how he played the tutorial? He's been insane for nearly a decade
@@whilwheatonIII It looked like fun but that concrete level in Hitman 3 was complete insanity 😁
Great PSYOP, now people will be less inclined to believe that Jerma could be a serial killer, because he appears like a complete lunatic that could not fool even Walmart security guard 😏👈
This entire stream was so fucking absurd. How does he even have a good time when he spent 65% of his time sitting in loading screens due to having to reload lmaoooo
i never caught on to the voice acting being a bit... off when this came out. i can't stop thinking one of the VA's sounds like an alternate timeline Ster
I love you for these
35:20 "oh shit OH SHIT AH FUCK FUCK SHIT!" i dunno why but this is just funny to hear lmao
Deranged streamer UNLEASHES HELLFIRE on chat for RUINING cinematic experience
CLOSED CASKET FUNERAL
Based fact: crabs are just ocean meat spiders
Psycho streamer breaks the necks of millions
What a psycho
12:45 standard jerma moment
nearly 20 minutes in and he STILL hasn’t learned about the silenced pistol
That thumbnail though 😭
34:18 You know he had to do it.
TRY THE WINE
Actual Psycho
I need a part 2
real
1:00:06 LET HIM SLAY
Holy shit the FUCKING ADS, can’t watch more than two minutes without interruptions
1:17:41
16:27 Enya reference from the guard??
Back up or put your dukes up and be ready to brawl Samuel, last warning ⚠
Dig the reference, not so much your timecode game. should be 16:29
good catch, typo on my part
@@samueljd1 all good, everyone makes mistakes, but the best see their mistakes. take care.
@@samueljd1 shut up
Why do a bunch of the NPCs sound like Etalyx
I find it so funny when people get mad watching someone to play a video game in a way he/she enjoys it and haves fun. Even in these comments there are few that are legit fuming because "he is not playing it right boohoo" 😂😂😂
51:29 what did Jerma say??!?
what is jermas fucking problem? he couldnt control the urge to murder through ANY mission. jesus christ
that's why we love him
he’s a band kid
Good fucking times 😂
1:05:52 i lost it
Streamed 11/9/16
full vod: th-cam.com/video/XXtAFIs9Ob0/w-d-xo.html
thanks i was wondering when this was streamed
8 years ago aware
hes actually, and i really mean that, really fucked up during this. like there really is something wrong with this guy. what the fuck man
This is exactly how every streamer plays this game. It's like the opposite of youtube bait. A game that's actually fun for normal people, but youtubers and streamers just spend hours reloading saves because they randomly batter someone over the head with a wrench, over and over and over. Possibly the only Jerma stream that didn't send my sides into orbit.
Yeah really. I thought these were supposed to be classic streams but this is just painful to watch.
Speak for yourself, this is exactly how I play Hitman. If anything, he's better at resisting the bloodlust than I am, using blunt instruments and such.
Don't have to worry about guards or witnesses if you just rapidly transform all who get in your way into a corpse with a suppressed .45 caliber "how do you do" to the forehead before suddenly and inexplicably becoming a brand new person with a change of clothes.
Not everyone plays Hitman how it's ""intended"". And frankly, watching someone slowly stealth through the mission, kill the targets, and escape without any incident and get the highest score possible would be boring as shit compared to stuff like this. There's a reason a good chunk of the most popular hitman videos are killing everyone on the map or speedruns. Most find watching the ""proper"" way boring.
@@hrovardran4755I will find you
1:40:22
i know that deep down all a long edit editor does is cut down a stream into the best moments but you somehow do it really well, i can't explain
I hate reboots muddling games' histories because I thought this was the original Hitman 1, not the reboot. Sad.
Shut up 0:44
😅😂
Streams like these are where I feel the least like a Jerma fan because I just get pissed off watching Jerma refuse to play a game correctly, but still playing as much of the game as possible.
He has played every version of Hitman and refuses to do stealth or do stylish kills or anything that Hitman was designed to do. Jerma insults the design ethos of the series by just treating it like it's another sandbox where fucking around and killing innocent people is the whole point, when Hitman was specifically designed to be rewarding when you only kill the target.
It's actually insufferable, but I guess I never have to see him play a Hitman game again...
yeah, you definitely sound too smart to be a jerma fan.
I think that Hitman, or at least Blood Money, always was part comedy game. It took delight in funniness, cariacture, and comeupance. Its weird physics and late 2000s edginess only made it funnier. The new games seem vaguely modelled after that, and Jerma's relentless comedy gene made it work for me.
backseat chatter type take
yes this is pretty hard to watch. Sometimes jerma is like that. I really think he gets that bad when he's high or drunk or something. Anyone sober would stop laughing hysterically at punching the same npc after the first few times. Even children.
@@sombrero67270yes, because famously, humor is objective and does not varry at all from person to person.